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ERP thread, muffin for breakfast edition
Previous edition >>1910764
first for national debate
>>1913281
Fresh thread.~
>>1913281
>needing to be hypnotised into eating pussy
>>1913297
>not wanting to be mind controlled to serve as your mistress's personally cunnilingus slave, using you whenever she wants
Make sure to drink a tall glass of milk every morning!
>>1913313
>all the times you lose an hour and suddenly have a sore neck and a funny taste in your mouth
>>1913289
Sit on my face
>>1913288
I want to stuff this qt mouth
>>1913342
National debate over
>runs away
>mfw hg has like 8 strike witches and we only have 1
>>1913369
they have a lot more people
>>1913369
Jesus Christ, really?
Now you're making me sad..
>>1913369
At least we have KLK
>>1913356
But y, I will be gentle in using your qt mouth
>>1913380
HG has all of them
G'night ERP. I had a pretty good time. It's been fun.
I'll catch y'all later.
>>1913378
I'm glad you don't sink to their level and go there though, Miyafuji
>>1913357
>implying I wouldn't be okay with this
>>1913357
That's even better, though
Especially when combined with the hypnosis
>>1913387
Whether you're ok with it or not is irrelevant at that point.
>>1913386
I simply can't find any fun in that silly game or the threads.
But thanks.~
>>1913369
One and a half.
>>1913410
You forgot Erica, Francesca
>>1913414
Two and a half.
>>1913410
do you know how many there are in HG?
Heya thread, J here (for those who care). Still waking up a bit, not sure if I'm gonna lewd or play Dark Souls, but thought I'd at least chill with you fine people for a bit!
>>1913369
There are many injustices in this world. This is one of them.
>>1913391
>"Well, while I've got you down there..."
>>1913429
>>1913440
Sanya, Me, Major Sakamoto, Erica, Ursula, Schnaufer, Prinzessin, Hanna, Francesca, Martina, and Shirley.
I also plan on picking up a Brave Witch when the anime is released.
>>1913474
But most of them aren't active. Like Prinz.
Bow to your king, mongrels!
>>1913438
Hey J, remember to eat good breakfast.~
>>1913474
>when the anime is released
Which would be at earliest be the Autumn season but could be Winter too.
But Christ, that's a lot of witches.. and here I've been wishing for one more to frequent this place at least and there was Lynne at one point but she's been long gone since few weeks ago now.
>>1913502
I'll play a witch for you someday
eventually
>no one to sing a song with and then get bullied by
O-oh
>>1913502
The reason why there are no Strike Witches here because erp is not fun.
>>1913501
What is your desire, my liege?
>>1913502
Hey, Miyafuji! I usually don't eat breakfast, just don't get hungry until later. Might not mind a bite of that cute tush of yours, though~
Evening...
>>1913533
いってらっしゃい
>>1913488
Prinz is Hanna, I know the person playing Shirley and they are building a folder, Francesca is an aussie so they only show up usually during dead hours, Martina and Schnaufer are MIA, so that leaves us with 7 active ones. I also use to do Erica (between the time our current one was on break) and Lynette, but I dropped them so as to not muddy up the pool.
>>1913502
I'm here all the time but I only actually post sparingly. I feel your pain.
>>1913515
If you're happy and you know it clap your hands~!
>>1913369
You can have all of them.
>>1913520
It does take a certain kind of person to still be able to get lewd while being told everything you like is shit no matter what.
>>1913502
Well to be honest, people do tend to come togheter to form a ''circlejerk'' so we always have a lot of char from the same material source.
We had all the Abyssals, the GoT, The Wrestlers, Botan from Yu Yu, mostly all the Dangans, a lot of Rappers,Jay and Silent Bob, Fire Emblem , a lot of them. All the KLK chicks, etc. Mostly when someone makes a new folder theirs always someone to pick another one from that source material.
>>1913533
It's morning!
>>1913552
there's*
>>1913533
お尻で私をファックします。
>>1913515
I just got back from playing fetch with my dog, what's good anonanomalous?
>>1913552
We also almost have the entire EOSD cast from touhou.
>>1913567
god what is it with avatarfags and touhous
theres like five of them in these too
>>1913510
I'd be delighted, but it better be down to the character if you plan to.~
>>1913520
If it wasn't fun, I wouldn't be here.
>>1913524
Oh please, and neglecting a good breakfast is no good.
>>1913533
Hey ey Kawai.
>>1913547
T-thanks.
>>1913552
I see, yeah I can see that happen.
You also made me remember that Bronn player who was here while ago, he was really funny.
>>1913567
Almost? Think we got them all...
>>1913576
>super easy to get art for
>minimal to no actual canon personality outside a couple of 'tropes'
>all female cast
>>1913582
>Oh please
Not sure if you're asking me to, or are just rolling your eyes at me, although I'm probably heading out soon to play my game..unless you really want to play around. I'm a sucker for making others feel good~
>>1913547
come back and host for us kamina
Dead
ここでレイプを取得するは難しそうです。
It's late in the evening; she's wondering what clothes to wear.
She puts on her make-up and brushes her long blonde hair.
>>1913597
1, I am not Kamina! I-I'm Eila!
2, I'm not at home to do that!
>>1913618
Welcome to the funeral!
>>1913618
Is it cold? Want to bundle up together?
>>1913630
Imageimageimageahh
>>1913618
And then she asks me, "Do I look all right?"
And I say, "Yes, you look wonderful tonight."
>>1913640
We go to a party and everyone turns to see
This beautiful lady that's walking around with me.
>>1913647
And then she asks me, "Do you feel all right?"
And I say, "Yes, I feel wonderful tonight."
>>1913576
There only three people here that are touhou.
Me, Nue, Youmu
>>1913583
We're missing Patchouli, Ruima, Daiyousei, and Koakuma. Also, you can not count Meiling as a character since she hardly even shows up.
>>1913649
I feel wonderful because I see
The love light in your eyes.
>>1913651
There's an Alice, and there was a Clownpiece too.
>>1913653
And the wonder of it all
Is that you just don't realize how much I love you.
>>1913657
It's time to go home now and I've got an aching head,
So I give her the car keys and she helps me to bed.
>>1913655
I forgot about Alice and Clownpiece. Clownpiece is a shit tier touhou though.
>>1913661
And then I tell her, as I turn out the light,
I say, "My darling, you were wonderful tonight.
>>1913659
I hope I did okay! I was a bit afraid I repeatex things waaay too much... But I could just mark them off as particular mannerisms...
>>1913678
repeated* Oops...
>>1913673
Oh my darling, you were wonderful tonight."
>>1913692
C-cuddle me.
>>1913630
Well, if you don't want to, I won't.
>>1913659
Cutenon.~
Nice to see you.
>>1913723
I mean... It's not that I don't like iiit. It just feels a bit weird! I'm mostly fine with it though.
>lamenting HG having so many witches
>seeing them in this thread makes it obvious the only one who RPs them worth a damn is ours, Miyafuji-chan
fucking hg shitters
>>1913753
>not knowing that most of the good erpers come from hg
>>1913702
Oh, umm ... alright ...
>I nervously wrap my arms around the young girls body and pull her towards mine. The anxiety begins to fade as the warmth of her body begins to calm my nerves.
>>1913753
>not realizing that walls of text and loads of sensory detail are frowned upon in hg
fuckin newfag cancer
>>1913765
Who?
>>1913772
>actually RPing is frowned upon in HG
makes sense to me
>>1913776
You should know who, you were HG, you should be able to spot the undercover hg guys.
>>1913753
>judging anyone from anywhere without knowing thread culture
topkek
>>1913771
>Leaning into your embrace she buries her head into your chest as her arms wrap around your torso, a soft sigh escapes her lips followed by a somewhat pleased hum.
>>1913784
I only know three people from HG that erp and I erp with them, but I haven't seen them appear here. Also, I don't keep tabs on everyone in HG.
Hello
>>1913781
>RP how I want to, my opinion is objective fact: the post
>>1913787
I dunno personally any time I've looked at these hg threads they look like a clusterfuck. As bad as /erp/ but at least i'll see the occasional bit of real RPing in these threads
>>1913797
butt hurt one-liner detected
>>1913796
Hello, are you the mad scientist's assistant?
>>1913795
I'm a regular in here, I don't use the ava for it though.
>>1913795
Well Liz is one of them, everyone knows that.
There are a couple more but i'm not going to point them out. It's not like our threads love eachother that much.
>>1913796
Well hello to you too. How is your morning going?
>>1913806
I am sorry but who are you?
>>1913808
Who?
>>1913799
Did you even read my fucking post? Fuck off if you dont know what youre talking about
>>1913815
Why are you so angry
>>1913805
Um, no. I don't even know who is it!
>>1913809
Pretty good. Very relaxing.
>>1913815
Well he did clarify he did not know.
>>1913813
I'm Timegazer Magician.
I've been away from HG too long to help the /trash/ 4chan cup team.
>>1913808
HG is mad anyways because they think we keep taking their players. It's not our fault that their threads are trash.
HG shitposters leave I want to flirt with Miyafuji
>>1913819
Happy to hear it. Don't think we've met before, although I'm sure I'd like to get to know you.
>He smiles at you warmly.
Okay, sorry if I was a little dramatic last night. It turns out the irl thing that happened was less impactful then I expected.
With that said I'll be on a tight schedule. So if you want your cock slapped around take it out
>>1913826
We're not mad, it's mostly the anons and a few others. But some hate us here, some hate you there.
>I police RP
>>1913827
Make me
>>1913833
>massages your shoulders
>>1913826
Who have we taken?
>>1913833
as ever, dedicated to your craft
>>1913819
I am sorry but I have absolutely no idea who you are.
>>1913826
Both communities have their downfalls.
>>1913828
Oh shoot you caught me! No, I am generally curious because I would like to at least have more people to erp with.
>>1913771
NOW PULL OUT YOUR PENIS!
>>1913826
>>1913834
Pretty much what Anon-san said here, I like both groups but I dislike being grouped with the bitter of the bunch of HGs.
>you faggots don't know that the majority of hg ERPs
>>1913843
>massages your feet
>This guy runs into your house, demanding all your money or hell pop your boipucci cherry
>What would you do
>>1913789
>I bring my hand to the top of your head and pat it softly a few times before beginning to comb through your tender hair. Each stroke let's out the sweet smell of your strawberry shampoo and I can feel my eyes getting heavier.
>>1913848
I'm going to go eat ...
>>1913840
>She sighs in relief, relaxing into the anon behind her as his hands dig into her tense flesh
Ahh~ Thanks anon.. I really needed that <3
>>1913842
What can I say? I love it here. Yet people shit on me... Mhm.
Shitposters gunna shitpost.
Now take your cock out. I have less then 3 hours.
>>1913852
True, most of the people there have ERP backgrounds.
>>1913829
Yeah, I'm almost new here. I was here before, but real life businesses happen~
>Smiled back
>>1913843
Same here~
So who are you and how are you as well?
>>1913856
I got ten cents
>>1913856
Call up THE WORLD'S LARGEST ATHLETE THE BIIIIIG SHOW
>>1913849
You can always ignore it.
I used to think highly of HG
>>1913857
I want your balls slapping my chin cutie!
>>1913856
This
>throws brcik
>>1913859
Is there anything else you need, Mistress DMG? Perhaps a more intimatre massage?
>continues to works my hands down your back
>>1913871
I used to not shitpost.
>>1913881
*brick
Fuck, I should be in bed...
>>1913883
Want to fuck?
>>1913881
>in ERP thread
>not "throws dick"
?
>>1913863
Parsee Mizuhashi, the Bridge Princess, fated to remain ok the bridge that connects Erp and Hg.
>>1913849
I tend to ignore it and be open about my actions.
>>1913869
Oh shit Garry.
>>1913863
Well, would you like to get to know each other more..intimately?
>He slides a hand up and down your back, his fingers pressing into you.
>>1913837
Who is this cum dumpster?
>>1913872
How will he find it with that neckbeard in the way
>>1913890
I only have one of those. I don't want to rip it off and throw it.
>>1913882
>With a nod she walks out of your grasp, almost skipping she gets to the closest bed, laying onto her stomach and lifting her short bubblegum colored skirt, exposing her plump, round rear, only covered by a thin layer of cotton white panties
Can you rub my butt maybe? You know all girls like a little love onto their cheeks~
>>1913837
>Same name scheme Nue uses
NYMPH IS NUE
HOLY SHIT
>>1913889
L-lewd.
>>1913931
A lot of people in HG use that name scheme.
>>1913931
Cant say im surprised Tbh
>>1913928
>plays her ass like a fucking bushnigger plays a drum
>>1913891
It's nice to meet you! Erza Scarlet here~
(Wait, hg and erp are connected or something? Did I miss something?)
>>1913894
Sure, why not~ Do you have something specific in mind?
>She touched gently his crouch and was looking into his eyes
>>1913891
Morning.
>>1913931
Nah, Nimph is from HG, long before we crossed streams.
>>1913931
Retard alert
>>1913931
Nope, she's Hg.
>>1913940
Because I'm an OOC drama queen attention whore that goes on and on about how horrible my life is, my lack of friends, and my suicidal thoughts, right?
Why haven't we invaded HG
So, um, how do you get good at this whole RP thing?
You guys seem like you have a lot of fun and feel loved and nice things like that..
>>1913947
>tfw we used to have an Erza in hg who i miss
>>1913969
>feel loved
>>1913966
>>1913978
Not this shit again
>>1913966
What damage could you make?
Erp in the thread?
Shitpost it?
Nigger please.
(Wish me luck on my last exam, darlings~)
>>1913928
Oh my~ That's a wonderful request, my mistress.
>I begin to use my hands to their fullest, massaging the magician girl's supple ass
>one of my thumbs work into the crack to add some slight penetration while the rubbing is being done
This feels amazing, Mistress DMG. How can this be so toned and yet so rounded and plump at the same time?
>>1913947
Mmm...well, was thinking I'd like to see that fine rear of yours while you ride me. That sound good?
>His hand moves to your side, sliding down over your hip to feel along the ample curve of your backside.
>>1913969
Basically you write what happens in your daily life, and then invert that so you have friends, are liked and cuddle with a loved one.
>>1913948
How are you?
>>1913947
Get away from me you blood sucker! I know your kind!
(People from HG show up here and people from Erp show up at HG)
>>1913975
>You did?
>>1913966
They already invade themselves on a daily basis.
>>1913988
Can I examine your throat with my throbbing cock?
>>1913991
Was that really necessary?
>>1913988
Good luck , L
>>1913997
Yea, we did. Tristan kept drooling over her.
>>1913988
Good luck Ragyo/Liz!
>>1913988
Goodluck.
>>1913996
I'm as good as I can be,it's been a while since we've spoken.
>>1914009
>I meant the missing her part.
>>1913997
Bring her back, you cuck!
>>1914019
Hey G.
>Pac
>>1913988
(Best of luck, Ragyo-sama!)
>>1913931
>>1913939
(They thought I was Nymph just because the filenames, amazing how people can chimp out for nothing at all.)
>>1913990
That sounds very good~
>Erza was still touching his crouch and gave him a gently kiss to the lips
>>1913996
My kind? What do you mean? I'm very friendly!
>>1914022
>Not that anon, but yea, i liked her
>Pac
>>1914026
>just because the filename
Nah, you and I are basically the same person.
>>1913966
I did! It was fun
>>1913969
Practice, remember that you can always add more.
Even a little thing like >Slaps ass can be extended.
Which would YOU rather read?
>Slaps ass
>He raises his hand in a feeling that can only be explained as a mix of frustration and lust, his pure animalistic instincts kicking into gear he abuses the soft mound of flesh, forcing the jiggling flesh of her rump to redden in pain, sending the shock wave of not only dread, but of orgasmic intent up her spine
See what I mean?
>>1913989
>She sighs into your gentle, yet firm rubbing, laying her face onto the soft bed below her, giggling and shaking her plump rear as you ask her
A little bit of magic never hurt anyone~
Mhmm... You're getting close to my little hole, no lewd intents, right?~
>>1914032
>He turns his head towards you, kissing you back sweetly as his hand continues to rub at your supple cheek. His other slides over your thigh, fingers sliding over your inner thigh and squeezing into it.
>>1914025
Heyo Pac.
>>1914050
I'd hardly call that invading, DMG
>Pac
>>1914050
Someone give them a degree in ERPology
>>1914024
>I already have like 6 mains and I chainhost, I just don't have the time to rebuild that folder and juggle her, at least not until I kill one or two of them off.
>>1914039
(How so? We can't be the same person, that goes against the rurus!)
>>1914019
How are you?
Tbh, the only people that would object against ERP coming to ''our turf'' are butthurt faggots anyway. I mena, we are both a group of degenerates catering to a different audience.
>>1914066
>why the fuck did you even kill her? It was because of Tristan, right?
>>1914050
>He raises his hand in the feeling of power,aching to rest down upon ye ass with the power of a thousand suns,as his hand finally falls down to send a shock wave of pain and pleasure down your bodacious booty,you feel a sensation you've never felt before.
>>1914067
I AM THE RULES!
>>1914075
I'm not a degenerate
>>1914081
CLOWN
PISS
>>1914064
Did someone call for an inkvasion ~de geso?
>>1914050
We can do lewd things, but only if you want to do that, dear Mistress...
>I then take hold of one of your feet and giving proper attention to the foot of the mistress, I bring my thumbs and fingers into the sore tendons, easing her aching sole.
>>1914090
>massages your tentacles
>>1914078
>She's just inactive, not dead. When I clear more space up, I'll think about bringing her back, even if it is brief.
>>1914086
Mongrel trash.
>>1914085
If you are from HG, you are there to meet new people over the internet, to try to ship with your waifu or try to win a game, like it means something irl.
If you are from erp you are jerking off to other sweaty males posing as anime girls.
We are all degenerates.
>>1914069
I'm good,have you been well?
>>1914090
i want to invade this loli's pussy
>>1914081
(I'll break your rules then. I'll be back later.)
>>1914050
I try to never control what my partner does/feels/thinks, I don't know if that's a bad thing.
>>1914090
NO! YOU GO BACK TO HG, SQUID IS NOT FOR LEWD
>>1914050
>that
>an invasion
>massages her feet
Real talk the only way ERP could fuck up HG is to send Nue and his two shitpost buddies.
>>1914116
I want Nymph to give me head again
>>1914064
>>1914116
I never truly intended to shitpost in them, just a cute thing with me and Gert.
And I did play a few games, which were fun
>>1914065
I already dragged one here and another to beg for my futa cock... and Mika's.
I might when I have more time..
>>1914080
Now you're getting it! <3
>>1914091
Mhmm~
>She lets out a small breath, every small rub and glide of your fingers pleasuring her sensitive skin, wiggling her toes as you tickle her feet
What would *you* like sir? Your Mistress feels generous~
>>1914108
It depends.
Some things are good. Some are bad, and It really depends on the partner.
If it's a reaction to something you do I say it's okay. If it's an action they'd have to do on their own it's bad.
That's why I normally force anons and the like to where I want them.. and I'm a natural dom.
>>1914105
I've been good.
>>1914032
You're a vampire and vampires suck the life energy from their victims by drinking their blood. Stay away from me you monster!
Who wants their Hyper Weapon polished?
>>1914104
>try to win a game
Posting a tribute in a simulator and see if it wins won't make you a degenerate, If you pretend to be said character then that's another story.
>>1914099
What... are you doink ~de geso?
>>1914106
I don't follow ~de geso.
>>1914114
I thought this was HG ~de geso...
>>1914090
>>1914114
This. No lewding the squid kid.
>>1914127
We have hoshi.
'Nuff said.
>>1914127
What shitposting buddies
>>1914125
>tfw your biggest fetish is a meme here
It's a strange feeling
>>1914026
M-mistress?
>>1914127
Please stop..... We had/have too many people their that shitpost.
>>1914146
You've gotta be squidding me. Go back to HG and don't even ink about coming back here again.
>>1914136
Uh, well, my Mistress, I w-want to massage that wondrous pussy of yours. To even experience it would be an honor.
>I let go of your foot for a second, allowing you to remove the very clothing holding me back from doing such a task.
>>1914146
Eyy baby did you know humans can spray white ink?
>>1914136
The only problem would be me not making it sound so silly.
>>1914136
Please, that was hardly shitposting compared to what we go through on the daily. If you really want to rustle some jimmies, ERP while a game is going.
>>1914160
There*
Not their
>>1914146
What? A-are they not sensitive? I could always try massaging somewhere else if you'd like~
>>1914136
Well even if you were to shitpost it's not like it would of made a difference. It would of been one drop in an ocean. But i'm glad you had fun on your stay with us.
>tfw you have a foot fetish and ERP here but don't trust yourself to pull it off well enough due to inexperience
>>1914127
Nue is a light rain compared to Hoshi and his buddies. If you were to sent her, we wouldn't notice. If we were to send Hoshi and the gang, you'd quit ERP .
>>1914137
That's good to hear,at least you're not getting depressed over something.
>>1914192
Who is hoshi
>>1914189
I guess the best thing to do would be to find someone similarly inexperienced!
>>1914189
Are you me?
>>1914189
I do it all the time, I even just did that minutes ago, what are you afraid of?
>massages your feet
>>1914200
The savior of hg
H-Hey >\\\<
>>1914200
A South Korean gook who constantly tries to take over control of hg, shitposting, calling others trash, calling people out on their shit RP even tho he is always OOC. Most shitstorms are generated by him.
>>1914214
Hello, Tomokoposter!
>>1914214
>massages your toes
>>1914147
That's Squid GIRL to you ~de geso!
>>1914161
Ink? That doesn't make sense ~de geso.
>>1914167
Why should I care ~de geso?
>>1914174
I don't want to be massaged anywhere ~de geso.
>>1914163
>Leaning her head back she shoots a glare at you, almost insulting you with her eyes alone, but it soon melts into a smile as she slips her tight panties off of her legs, tossing them to the side and rolling herself onto her back, giving you a full view of her pink, plump mound.
>Without hesitation her hand slips down between her legs, rubbing up and down her pink slit, stopping at her button and focusing on that
You wanna rub me?~ How about you just watch? I'll show you how it's done <3
>>1914168
Avoid cliches like "power of a thousand suns" and silly words like "bodacious"
and you'll be fine
>>1914169
>I never intended to shitpost
>YOU CALL THAT SHITPOSTING?
Good job dumb dumb
>>1914179
The threads move to fast compared to here to shitpost. I could of just spammed Big Show like I normally do to be annying. But like you said, a drop in an ocean.
>>1914225
>massages your shoulders
>runs
>>1914200
>>1914210
>>1914215
All of this. And soon to be your stephdad, anon.
Welp..... Tricky is coming in here to ERP as Greed. Time to abandon the ship! It has been fun ERP.
>>1914237
What compels you
>>1914127
Shitpost buddies?W-Who are you talking about and why do you want to get rid of nue,he's nice.
>>1914222
Tomokoposter? I-I am just tomoko
>>1914224
I-I guess I should thank you s-so thanks anon
>>1914245
This guy is not joking. Abandon ship while you can
>>1914252
THE LORD HIMSELF, NIGGA. JESUS H CHRIST, PRAISE HIS NAME
>>1914231
>i could of just spammed Big Show
Well yes, but that just leads to wrestling fags trying to fight you. We have some of those.
>Pac
>>1914231
If I wasn't half asleep I probably could have worded that a bit better.
>>1914237
Shouldn't you be in bed? It's late in gookville.
>>1914260
Jesus is gone, nigga. He left.
>Pac
>>1914260
I'm liking you already
>>1914267
Waiting for you, bb~
