So I want to go to the movie theater alone and watch Zootopia, but I don't want to look like an autist doing it.
Any advice?
theres no hope. Just minimise the autism and dont wear your kitty ears and butt plug tail
>>1872300
Just don't. It's way past the time where it would matter to yourself anyway that you are "watching it while it is relevant". Movie's been out, what, like a week?
Just wait for an actual rip online, torrent it, stay in house, etc.
That is exactly what I'm doing, I don't want to go out and be around a bunch of fuckin' people for literally no real reason.
Just go. As long as you look like a normal person you'll be fine.
just go you moron
do you really care about what people who don't know you think about you?
It's a great movie.
Just go see it.
>>1872300
You already look like an autist by asking us.
>>1872300
>go to movies
>purchase ticket
>watch movie without acting like an autist
like seriously, just shut up and fucking go
Just go, or ask someone to go. I just got back from seeing it with my sis. It's only autistic if you make it so.
> I went to the movie theater with my friends/family and saw someone there who was alone. What an autist!
Nobody has ever said this in this time/space continuum.
>>1872343
Not OP, but I still gotta wait till the bloody 17th for it to come out over here (and I'm not watching some shitty camrip).
It does kinda shit me that it will have been out for a couple of weeks by the time and I go and see it, but better late than never I guess.
And yes OP, it's that simple.
No one gives a shit who you are in the theatre. Just go watch it.
>>1872300
Seriously, it's a Disney film. Teens and adults go to them. Go to the theater and treat it like any other movie. One if the best moments in life is when you stop giving a shit about what other people think about you. It's wonderful.
>>1872300
>implying anyone gives a shit about you
OP don't flatter yourself
get a kid from kindergarten
>>1872300
Bring a note pad, people will think you're doing research.
Otherwise, just go anyways, no one cares about your choice in entertainment.
wear a fur suit no1 will know who you are
>>1872300
Just go to it just like if you were going to any other movie. Making a big deal out of it is what would make you look like an autist.
>>1872300
buy a ticket for another movie. try to go in to the theatre when no one is looking. Sit in the back of the theatre. If possible, look like you know some people. This is stuff that helped me when I would sneak in to R rated movies when I was a teen.
>>1872300
Walk in
buy a ticket
sit down and watch the fucking movie.
Done.
Don't listen to these people, OP, they don't know your true feelings. What you should do is give up and bar yourself from even attempting to experience something that you want to, but would take a slight personal challenge to overcome. It's not worth the pain. Stay exactly as you are and do not try.
Be yourself, OP.
Ask your mom to go with you and wear extremely baggy clothes to make you look smaller.
>>1872300
Go to the theater alone and don't sperg out. Wear a plain tshirt and jeans, don't make yourself look out of place and you'll be fine. Saw plenty of people watching this opening weekend when I took my niece to see it.
Fuck theaters, popcorn smells like shit and is loud as hell. I don't know who's worse, the devil who started selling it at movies or the idiots who think that shit is okay. And theaters are expensive, too. I'm just waiting for a high-quality torrent.
Also I can almost guarantee that no one will notice or care. It's not like you interact with people during movies aside from maybe a few glances, so why do you need to go with somebody?
>>1877546
>popcorn smells like shit and is loud as hell
>>1872300
Stop being such a fucking pussy, just go.
I'm in the same situation. It's not that I don't want to go alone, it's that I feel like it would be better to watch with someone.
>tfw none of your friends are into family movies or furfags.
>>1877546
>popcorn smells like shit and is loud as hell.
What the fuck kind of animal are you?
>>1877546
>popcorn smells like shit and is loud as hell.
F A G G O T
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I don't like the taste of popcorn. So sue me
>>1877772
Your choices are pretty much either to make some new friends, or just wait for a high-quality rip of the movie so somebody can stream it.
Or just go alone and than come here afterward to chat about it with the people you would've watched the stream with anyway.
>>1878072
Fuck me I know it, I'm probably just going to go tomorrow night and just enjoy it, rather than drag a friend who will think I'm weird for bringing them.
>>1872300
just go. Nobody is going to care unless you look like you don't take care of yourself hygiene wise
Find a friend? It's less weird when two adults go watch it vs a lone adult.
>>1872300
go watch the movie. It is good.
If you don't want to look like an autist, act like a normal person.
also nice dubs.
>>1872300
i want to buy finnick a zootopian happy meal: double beetleburger, pack of fried crickets, carrot juice and a toy van.
My local theater instituted a "no singles" policy...
Buy tickets online if you're going to a not-terrible theater.
That way you only have to deal with the ticket taker, and half the time they're either stoned or mildly retarded.
>>1880166
Shitty theater
Buy tickets for a movie at a similar time slot, go to Zootopia instead.
>walk in
>one for zootopia
>alright, it's on the right once you get to the hall
>enter
>walk up the stairs to the back
>chill as high up as you can get, looking at porn while the other movie trailers play
It's how I did it. Then again, looking at cock tends to mellow me out anyway
>>1880166
The hell does a policy like that accomplish?
>>1883414
People scared that people coming to theatres alone are there to shoot them up
>>1883482
Two people can't do that? Sounds kind of silly.
>>1883511
In there eyes only edgy losers with no friends would shoot up a cinema, so people in groups can't be them.
Its pretty sad yeah.
>>1883532
Niggas don't remember Columbine.
>>1880339
Or fully retarded/incapacitated in which case the only person judging will be you.
>>1880166
I hope they enjoy going out of business.
>>1872300
Bring a gun and carry it in the open. Nobody will question you.
If it's a place that's usually pretty quiet the theatre may have become a gay crusing spot, or maybe they just had some dudes that liked to go there and jack it. Either way I suspect your theatre just got tired of cleaning cum.
stalker anon here.
>buy 1 ticket and give no fucks.
>stay near a group of people
>pretend you are with them but don't talk.to them.
just kinda follow them around, if anyone asks you just lost your family and they are already in (you can also give this excuse to buy one ticket but you'll have to be slightly late or when it's just starting)
don't buy anything there like cola or popcorn it's sad.
or grow a pair and go no one gives a shit what you do dude, i go to the movies all the time when i'm bored and no one gives a single fuck.
i wish you good luck anon, i went to see it with my gf and it was good.
>>1874105
>OP walks in with clipboard
>"One adult for Zootopia. I-it's for r-research..."
That makes him noticeably more autistic than if he just acted normal like it was any other movie
>>1872313
Femanon here! No one has to know about that tail, so keep quiet ;3
>>1880166
do they have some kind of gimmick like those "dinner and a movie" places with the comfy seating? only way I could begin to comprehend this
>>1872300
Just say you're doing a review for your fucking website. To avoid questions about which one, say something like I'd rather have my anonymity intact.
The theater I went into was damn near empty save for two other people that came in just before the movie started. Went in at the final showing for the night, shit was super comfy.
You should just go see it OP. It's magical.
>>1915357
Last show of the day is great - no disruptive kids, just people there to enjoy the movie.
Before going, take a bath and wear clean clothes.
>>1917768
>not going in a furry diaper
you're not even a true fan at that point
>>1872300
>don't go because you have an unrealistic fear of looking like a fag for going to the movies alone
>miss what may possibly win best picture.
Honestly, just go to the god damn movie.
OP probably already poo his pant at the movie, thread over goodbye
I walked in, asked for my ticket, got some popcorn and sat down.
It's not that fucking hard, what is wrong with you people.
>>1872380
The difference is here you are Anonymous. In real life you have an identity that can be associated
OP, where do you live? I'll go with you.
>>1877772
you too
>>1920877
Yeah in real life you are not Anonymous and do not have The Legion to protect you in case normies harass you
just bring your girlfriend
>be /fit/
>don't be an uggo
Now enjoy whatever the fuck you want without judgement.
>>1923957
Basically, you're wrong because not all /fit/ people get girlfriends even if they are not uggo. I know a sperg who didn't have a girlfriend for 3 years because he talked like a meek little fagboy. He did eventually get a girlfriend, though.
>>1923982
>not all /fit/ people get girlfriends
That wasn't the point. Being fit and not ugly will exempt you from being looked down upon for most things. Didn't say anything about being good at relationships.
Go with other people who actually want to see it.
It can't be as bad as my time, OP.
>Go to see Zootopia alone
>No big deal, I've done this before
>Cashier isn't paying attention
>Gives me a ticket for London Has Fallen instead
>Don't notice and buy my snacks
>Guy taking tickets stops me, try to tell him it was a mix up
>He won't let me through because the only showing is 3D and it costs me extra.
>I have to go back and add the cost of the 3D onto my ticket
>Go back to the ticket counter and explain it to the girl
>I've already lost what little cool I had
>She judges me while I stutter through my explanation
>Judging me, a grown man trying to get into a kid's movie about animals and carrying two armfuls of snacks because I'm a fatass.
>Almost drop my shit when she hands me the new ticket
>>1927005
>a kid's movie
No. Disney is not just for kids. Anyone who thinks that is a moron with severe arrested development issues.
>>1872300
>thinking people care that you're going to see a Disney movie
you really are an autist, aren't you
>>1927510
>still replying to a 4 day old thread even though OP probably isn't even here and he already went to the movies/didn't go
you really are an autist, aren't you
Just go and fucking see the film.
>no fursuits
>no wolf shirts
>no raping children
>>1928667
>Eating children is allowed
>Diapers are allowed
>Watersports on the floor is allowed
>Hanging your ass over the next row of seats and farting is allowed
>>1872300
Man up and go see the movie. No one cares who sees a movie and pretty much everyone knows Zootopia is aimed at all ages.
Ayy, I just got back from watching the movie (aus release date).
It was at midday, so there were only like 8 others in there.
That was pretty good. I enjoyed it about as much as I hoped I would.
[legitspoiler]Now come the increased bunny waifu feels[/legitspoiler]
>>1872300
bring your siblings
no siblings?
you're fucked, just go to it
