Would you ever fuck a cake?
THICK
No
It looks nice, but if I were to actually try fucking it I wouldn't actually feel much of anything and it'd fall apart and I'd just shamefully throw it in the trash and fap to my usual degenerate porn and pretend it never happened
>>1871280
>he doesn't know how to fuck a cake right
>>1871119
have you not?
![Nutella-Crepe[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/U0e00lm.gif "Nutella-Crepe[1].gif")
>>1871280
Perhaps a sugary jelly-filled onahole would be more to your liking?
>>1878033
>Food just generally doesn't make for good onaholes
i beg to differ
>>1878100
I don't know, some of those bears are really fucking sturdy.
>>1878075
I'd party with that bear.
I'll show the world's largest gummy bear something else that's the world's largest.
Bear on a stick is right.
Yep
What's the point of these threads if you faggots aren't going to post sexy cakes?
>>1883074
Oh fuck me
>>1871119
Oh fuck.. M-More!
>>1871119
Why the fuck is this turning me on? I'm not sure what to feel
No just pancakes
>>1871119
>All of these food threads recently
I've had to start a porn folder specifically for food now. I hope you fuckers are happy. This shouldn't even be considered porn. What the fuck.
I'm going to make a cake and fuck it later.
>>1871119
I'll tell you a story, I have, in fact, already fucked a cake. However, it wasn't exactly the baked cake, just the batter.
So, it was my sister's birthday and I absolutely despised this bitch, absolute tumblr fag preaching about equal rights and bullshit- claims to be bisexual and shit.
I got stuck with making this bitch the cake while the parents left to get her presents while she was probably upstairs complaining about the patriarchy. Anyway- while I was making this cake (triple chocolate mud cake, practically type two diabetes in one bite) I get a devious thought, the type of thought I will never regret.
Why don't I drop one pube in here?
So I did, dropped that pube in there like an autistic baby on its head. But then I though, why don't I go a bit further?
So I did, I dipped my balls into that batter, it was pretty chilly initially but totally worth it.
So this went on for a while, next was the tip of my cock, then the entire shaft along with the balls and lastly into full on fucking. I was raping that cake like a muslim girl on a sydney transit bus.
The batter was so thick that it felt like it was gripping my dick, i was practically mixing the batter with my dick. Luckily, I hadn't cleaned the inside of my foreskin for a few days, so the smegma also got into the batter as well.
I wish I had blown my load into the cake, but I needed to get on with cooking the cake, so I had to stop.
So, that's the story of how I fucked a cake out of spite.
>>1885138
nice
ara ara~
>>1884251
>>1885138
Hatefucking is already pretty hot, but hatefucking a cake takes it to a whole new level. Too bad about not getting the chance to finish off in it.
>>1883074
looks like a horse butt
>>1871119
Congrats trash, you have given me a new fetish
>>1885115
Holy fuck this makes me hard.
I am seriously considering buying some kind of cake thing to fuck.
I regularly cum on my food before eating it.
I also boil some of my food in water mix with cum or boil it with my piss (or piss I got from a public/store bathroom)
>>1898963
>Drinking other people's piss form bathrooms
That's fucking horrible i could be diseased and everything. Would never do that shit without getting a medical check first.
But I don't see the need for boiling piss though. Pee only tastes like pee because of its impurities, boiling them away just makes it plain water, right?
>>1899012
desu I was lying about boiling my food in piss.
But I do cum on my food, and I don't really worry about diseases from drinking public bathroom urine or licking toilet seats, I'm just too far gone to worry about getting sick when I'm fapping with someone's used tissue paper.
>>1899089
Man I don't think I could ever go that far.
You are pretty dangerous guy.
>>1899159
It's not so bad, I just have an overpowering urge to do stuff like that.
When your mouth is full of stranger's piss it's pretty hard to rationalize the stuff your doing, especially after you swallow it and dip your face back in again, same thing when you lick the sole of someone's shoe when they're not paying attention or intentionally stepping in dog shit to lick it off later.
>>1899312
>>1871119
Yes and I do regularly, I have a messy fetishes so I lay on my bed have one below my ass, on behind my head and I then shove one on my face, followed by another on my dick, if there are more I bury myself
>>1899312
Not the one you were talking to, but man you are one really dirty naughty anon.
I'm not complaining. I think that's very hot and actually the way you describe it makes me wanna try it out as well. However I don't think I would find pleasure in licking someones shoe soles or anything of the like, I'm only after the nasty stuff which originates directly from the body. But I can still totally see why that would turn you on.
Though like I said I really have a thing for public toilets in general. Just the thought of how dirty it is.
Everytime I find myself using one I always wish for some fat pervert to be already there and threaten me, forcing me to suck him off right on the toilet and make me his new toilet for that time. It really has to be someone dirty, someone who hasn't showered in weeks or months.There is absolutely nothing better than a really sweaty dirty warm and fat dick. That fishy smell would instantly make my mind go blank.
I imagine afterwards he would be so horny he would just fuck me from behind on all fours and force me to stick my head in the toilet until he is finished.
Maybe sometime we will meet by accident at one of those public toilets, anon.
I'd stick my willy in a sticky toffee pudding desu
>>1901813
>Having fetishes is fine but doing what you're doing is taking it out of control and is turning into a mental illness.
like that's a bad thing
>>1901745
Are you me?
I take pics of food shots from various shows as they show.
a favorite
>>1901813
>That's fucking vile and you need to stop doing that and sort your life out.
It's like 5-10 minutes of my day, like two times a week.
Sure you can call it vile and degenerate and whatever, but it's such a small amount of time doing weird shit I'd hardly say that I need to sort my life out over it. I do a bunch of other fetishy shit as well, some take longer (getting a dress, worms or finding a fresh dead animal) but it doesn't take that long to walk into a stall, crouch down and lick a toilet and drink piss and or eat shit.
>>1910130
>finding a fresh dead animal
But why
Living animals are so much better
>>1910238
I like necrozoo and it's more taboo than zoo.
>>1910256
But dead animals can't love you
This thread started with some innocent pastry molestation and now people are talking about drinking public toilet water and fucking roadkill.
God dammit /trash/.
>>1910873
>roadkill
I wouldn't fuck a smashed raccoon, I found a dead raccoon before, it was attacked by another animal.
But I wouldn't be against drowning a raccoon then fucking it.
>>1910920
But why
There's nothing better than tenderly loving an animal
>>1910873
Frankly, I think we need to get this thread back on the right track!
>>1910130
Toilet anon I don't care about other people's fetishes since we're all in to pretty weird shit (hue), but isn't that really fucking unhealthy? I feel like you could get super sick from that. Just don't kill yourself man.
Now that's what I call a hotcake
>>1878075
>26 pounds of pussy and ass.
>>1910130
I think people are less woried about you waisting your free time and more scared you might get seriously ill from eating some diseased persons feces
>>1911404
CARLOS!
>there are people ITT who think the toilet guy isn't baiting
Why is it so easy to get replies on 4chan?
>>1914235
I've seen worse desu
>>1914235
I don't really have a reason to lie, when I post my fetishes like in >>1900784, I either hope there's someone who has content to post or like I said before, someone who actually has my fetishes.
and rarely people spend this long to bait people over fetishes that actually exist and can easily find videos of, it's pointless, it's like trying to bait people over liking furry.
>>1871280
This sounds about right
>>1911068
I don't know why I'm saving this, but I'm saving this.
>>1871280
Fucking a cake has never sound so depressing
>>1885115
Is that a "Tres Leches" cake? wink wink nudge nudge
>>1871280
I actually tried this very recently. Wasn't great.
A cake just falls apart and eventually you're just fapping with going chunks of the remaining cake. Might as well be fapping with cake flavored scat because the goo honestly looked exactly like shit.
Fucking something more sturdy might be better. Considering pancakes as you can go in between rather then straight into. Or maybe something like >>1885115 as the shape is already there and it's pretty big and sturdy.
>>1878075
I don't understand how the 5 lb one is "The World's Largest Gummy Bear" but there is a 26 lb one right next to it. Wouldn't that be the largest one? There's something wrong with the basic logic here, or I'm a total idiot. Or both.
>>1927246
What kind of cake did you use?
>>1927737
Worlds largest came first and is still marketed as such
>>1931119
A mudcake.
>>1932804
classy
>>1883074
I just imagined the pain of putting my dick in one of those after it's fresh out the oven
Help me be sexually attracted to food
>>1885138
>Luckily, I hadn't cleaned the inside of my foreskin for a few days, so the smegma also got into the batter as well.
That is pretty fucking gross desu.
There's a distinct lack of anthropomorphic cakes ITT.
>>1953146
u first
people post more furries fucking pancakes
I never knew how much I needed this before
>sexualizing pastries
goddammit /trash/
>Get pancakes
>The first thing my thought process comes up with is "I want to stick my dick in this"
>My breath suddenly gets heavier as the thought looms over me
You fuckers did this to me. I hate you for it.
>>1965725
Have you done it yet? Have you experienced the pleasure of sticking your dick between two thick, moist pancakes? Gently thrusting as you take in the soft, warm texture gliding over your dick? The sudden release of all of that gradually built pressure as you coat them with your own special brand of syrup?
Don't you like pancakes, Anon?
>>1965834
No I just ate them.
Stop it I can't take it.
>>1965846
It's fun to play with your food anon.
