/pfg/ Dendrophilia General
Worn Out Anon Edition
Here, we fuck plants, dream of fucking plants, and discuss real world plants and games, animations, and comics with sexy plant creatures in them.
Everyone is welcome to join us.
I want to fuck cactus
Question: Is this plant too human-like for threads like this?
>>1871117
She's fucking adorable. I have no problem with plants that are basically just human girls in costumes.
>>1870698
>TFW you feel like Cactus would be the perfect plant version of the Thick guy
(Even though Cactus is female.)
>>1871332
Way ahead of you.
>>1871122
best plant
>>1871498
Impeccable taste.
surely not plantoic
P E T A L P H I L E S
Ghost pepper needs more lewds.
So, from the Vidya draw thread.
Hopefully we get some cute mushrooms in this thread!
>PVZ Heroes is still not in the U.S. for some fucking reason
Why...
>>1873514
Because EA is dildos.
>>1873760
>It's also not on PC for some fucking reason
"It's a challenge to Blizzard's Hearthstone"
I mean, honestly?
>>1873790
Whenever you wonder why EA does something retarded, Just remember
EA is dildos.
GW Cactus lewds pls.
Am I the only one that Wishes Disco Zombie was playable?
>>1875475
Kinda, actually.
>Cane rifle
>Disco dervish
>Summon free allies
>>1872456
kek that's nice
haha I got a bloody nose sniffing flowers eariler
I hope cumming on a sunflower isn't detrimental to its health
![f68055326e36cc8b1458950906413ab3[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/Go55uyl.png "f68055326e36cc8b1458950906413ab3[1].png")
>>1876549
probably not, so do it anyway
So.
>>>/v/330735763
It's time to fuck the flower.
everyone seemed to want maractus last thread, and she's a cutie, so here
I'll probably get around to finishing a few of them, so if you've got any favorites now's the time to speak up i suppose
>>1881858
Thank you anon these are great
>>1880558
>Fucked it up already
Gg.
>>1881858
10/10
I need art!
Art of Green Shadow!
![a3fd059b09ce0134b74d8b2a9e21440f[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/R0pOHxq.png "a3fd059b09ce0134b74d8b2a9e21440f[1].png")
>>1886671
solar flare > green shadow
>>1887346
One of those isn't a waifu tho.
Let's do this right.
Waifu poll:
http://strawpoll.me/7081335
>>1887748
>Solar Flare getting even 1 vote
Shameful.
>>1887748
>Putting Zombies on the list.
But why?
>>1888388
Cause they're female and qualify for waifu status.
>>1888408
Yes but the likelihood of zombies getting votes in a plant fucker thread is pretty low
>>1888456
I dunno, Neptuna is my 2nd vote after Chompzilla.
what the fuck does chompzilla even look like
>>1871498
>best plant
Best taste
Anyone got porn of this? I'm almost certain it exists
>Mouth and eyes plebian
>Not faceless masterrace
>>1888592
>>1888703
I see that plant around a lot, some guy always posts a ms paint drawing of it
It's pretty cute though
>>1871117
Petal needs more love. She's a cutie pie.
I can't remember any more flower girls/boys in the original MQ, but the massive character list has some cute ones. Some of them look like they're wearing apple/pineapple hats, though.
>>1888831
>not wanting your plantfu to look deep into your eyes while you fuck her
>not wanting plant blowjobs
>>1887748
>Someone actually voted for a Zombie
Oh my...
>>1890613
Degenerate Zombied Fondlers pls leave.
>>1887748
game needs vamp plant
>>1891271
Even a zombie is more loved than Rose. Let that sink in for a second.
>>1891323
Huh, I don't know why, but the idea to hold a bracket of every single plant to find out who the absolute favorite of /pfg/ is.
>That's a big ass bracket and seeding would be an utter nightmare
>>1891347
is just came to mind*
fuck.
>>1891347
no contest
>>1889268
If you follow the JP version's twitter they have a list of some old/new folks in the MQ series.
Too bad it wasn't marketed for shit in the US version and we're stuck without the remastered 3DS one.
Also if there is a drawfag here, requesting porn made of fertilizing Petal.
friendly reminder that garden warfare 2 is on sale for $40.
>>1892081
>TFW it runs like shit on my computer
On lowest settings, it runs golden in Solo and Garden/Graveyard Ops, but in any PVP mode, my framerate drops to like 4 and my hit detection goes to shit.
>>1891347
>Seeding
>>1892081
Where?
>>1881858
>Maractus earjob
yes YES
>>1892081
That's a great deal for those who don't have it yet. But I already forked out the full price, not to mention extra for deluxe edition! It's a really fun game though, and features best plant, so I'm happy.
>>1892688
target, best buy, gamestop, amazon, etc.
pretty much everywhere
>>1888703
what kind of porn do you want famm
>>1892762
>pc version still full price
Fug
>>1892081
That's neat, but since I've lost interest in arena shooters I'd only be paying for the vampire flower. Unless there's some scene or candy raver flower that we've been overlooking, that flower had better know how to use its pistil and stamen.
>>1892937
Well as far as sunflowers go, the only new one is the Stuffy flower.
>>1892984
>Vampire is not new
Uh, Anon?
>>1893051
Uh sorry I didn't mean it like that. Yeah I should have been more clear, anon said he would only be getting it for vampire unless they we're something else new he didn't know about.
>Chompers keep chomping me from the front.
IT'S THE GODDAMN SPIES ALL OVER AGAIN!
>>1892984
I'm interested in the old ones, too. I haven't kept up with PvZ since the first one was hot on PC, and I've been digging the GW2 designs from the backlog. Disco Chomper's pretty cool, but of course the kind of flower I was thinking about had to be a top-tier unlockable. Maybe some more will catch my eye, but for now I'm just browsing the wiki.
>>1893166
Welp, that's what you get for trying to get a blowey from a carnivorous plant!
>>1893194
Party Rose a ganguro slut!
>>1892747
same
That's why it's first
>>1895952
YES
>>1895952
nice
>>1895516
I bet she'd take multiple dicks at the club with no problem.
>>1897628
>>1897699
>f-ROSE-n
Popcap pls
>>1897699
She would act too good for sex out in the open. Total beast in bed, I'd wager.
Do flowers go quicker if a water them with cum instead of water?
Does anyone have a picture of Green Shadow?
treat your challenges and do it as if it was for her!
that's the easiest way
>>1898427
Not on me, but i can link this
http://plantsvszombies.wikia.com/wiki/Green_Shadow
>>1898411
CUM ON THE FLOWER ALREADY
>>1899395
Agua a cute
>>1902848
She's even cuter with a dick in her.
>>1903064
oh this one's new to me
What's your dream plant type?
>>1903388
Probably piranha plant.
It's those big DSLs tht get me going!
>>1903064
don't
>>1903388
I'd go for a plant with soft petals and tender greens, either a tulip girl or a cactus girl.
Honorable mention goes out to spriggans. They're adorably shiny and smooth, at least in recent stuff, and they've got that punkish branch pattern going on.
>>1903388
Big, Cuddly, Female, A mouth with big spft lips, the ability to speak, and Huge breasts.
Though I would be willing to have her without the breasts as well.
More anthro plants, please!
Any traps/dudes?
I want me some delicious stamen
>>1871498
>>1906560
So was this image never finished or something?
>>1906850
I think it was never finished, the artist just stopped working on it maybe? either that or it's suppose to be like it is now. good reac pic though
>>1904564
worth
>>1895952
continuation, or separate image? you decide.
>>1910541
This is great
I'd love one more of the middle bottom with its showing of its hole.
>>1906140
>tfw no /ss/ with cute plants
![90d6037fbbe0cfb515658850f6d73c77[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/uVbDf8o.png "90d6037fbbe0cfb515658850f6d73c77[1].png")
I require more plant titty
>>1915631
>Humans still haven't made plants with titties
C'MON SCIENTISTS!
Is my new fetish.
>>1916483
Welcome to the plant fuckery brother!
>>1916505
dont be gay about it
>>1903388
A below-ground pitcher-plant-shaped one. It pulls you into the ground and discreetly sucks you off with bell-shaped flowers, while releasing aphrodisiacs to keep you aroused.
>>1916547
it ain't gay as long as the balls don't touch!
Speaking as a guy, I'd love to meet a plant like this. I wouldn't want to be hypnotized all the time, but I like the idea of being used for my sperm. I'd be just conscious enough to feel pleasure, but not much else.
>>1916574
I thought it wasn't gay as long as there was no eye contact.
>>1921152
> Not looking in his eyes as you slowly fuck his tight little ass and gently cup his balls while saying how much you love him.
No homo.
>>1906140
Technically, some plants would be herms. Flowers have stamen AND pistils.
SUPER BRAINZ NERF WHEN!?
>>1923036
SAME TIME AS THE DEADBEARD NERF.
"WHENEVER."
>You will never be the only human in a huge plant orgy
>>1923980
>You will never engineer the first sentient plant and make billions off it and its endless sentient children
>>1923980
>You will never hear their multiple giggles as you feel their cool leaves rub against your skin
>>1926218
>That cupcake tho
look at this sexy motherfucking plant
>>1929861
That's a fruit your stupid idiot
![ad4b5ba645efcf96fbb867ff131d7167[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/qrJDnki.jpg "ad4b5ba645efcf96fbb867ff131d7167[1].jpg")
>>1929861
sexy banana tree?
![59a4db27e9e317d612c44cacb8911a66[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/eNzhpjV.jpg "59a4db27e9e317d612c44cacb8911a66[1].jpg")
>>1929925
does tropius even count as a plant
I mean i guess it has too, but only technically
No love for Florans?
>>1931606
I love Florans. They're strangely adorable. It's the main reason I played Starbound.
>>1933372
noice.
>>1933372
>TFW didn't update thread all day
That is some good shit right there.
>That really faint vagina that blends into the lines
>>1933372
Damn, Heros is just full to the brim with plant waifus!
what a pleasant birthday gift
>>1935979
Cute
And happy birthday fgt
Should we get a booru? I'd offer to make it and manage it but I'm not very responsible
>>1935979
Mmmmhmm, happy doo da day
Your plants may be hot, but are they ROYALTY?
>>1937133
The fact that this shortstack QT has next to no lewds is a crime against nature.
>>1936444
For what? Just like a generic plant booru?
I don't think we have enough people making stuff to really bother, and the stuff that does might as well go on the trashdump booru
![343392_cicada-media_deku-princess[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/m5aI1Go.jpg "343392_cicada-media_deku-princess[1].jpg")
>>1938955
Damn straight it is.
Maybe the drawthread would be interested...?
>>1943346
>>1943605
>>1943611
>>1943633
I still really like this set
>>1943727
>breast expansion
Oh god yesssss
>>1880558
Geeze, the thread goes on for a bajillion posts and the best they came up with is this one >>>/v/330746513 Which is not bad, but... come on, more! Such a squandered thread.
Do those guys even know how to lewd?
>>1944039
There were better lewds during the other threads, e.g the lava girl
>>1944039
"even know how to lewd?"
It's /v/. And either way, we're at the mercy of the draw anons.
the fuck the roses at
I WANT TO GET A PLANT PREGNANT
>>1944900
ME TOO
>>1944601
In the trash where they belong.
>>1943939
I would love to see a Hotrod Chomper girl.
>>1943727
YOU BLEW MY FUCKING DICK OFF IT'S HINGES!!!
>>1943727
That first one is the perfect girl.
>>1945092
You might wanna see a doctor for that.
>>1944039
What about this one
>>1945122
I'll take her in the last stage of the expansion, I love me some huge tits.
>>1945323
So you can use them as mountains for your Matchbox cars?
>>1945347
Sure, let's go with that.
>>1945347
I'd marry any girl who'd let me use her boobs for my Matchbox cars.
I'd go 4 wheel drive on those nips.
>>1945236
I blew such a big load my flat head turned into a Phillips.
>>1945075
That would be like some weird Transformer/Plant porn.
I like it.
>>1887225
solar flare a shit!
green shadow and vampire flower the best there is!
>>1946382
unf
>>1946382
LITERALLY
BUILT
FOR
SEX
>>1946382
dayum bruh
>>1946382
I love she has a booty.
>>1946382
Fuckin' hell, mate.
>>1946382
Who's this green queen
>>1947024
Green Shadow, from the new "Plants vs Zombies Heroes"
>>1947024
My wife.
>>1946382
Das it mane.
>>1946382
Green Shadow 2Lewd!
>>1946382
>Green shadow Smiled as her gardener's cock twitched between her leaves.
>This had become their common ritual, She would fight off the Zombie "Heroes" and in return she would get to have fun with her beloved gardener.
>Knowing that he was near his limit, she giggled as she took him into her "mouth", reveling in the sensation of his dick being inside her.
>But the sensation she loved most was yet to come, the wonderful feeling of his release into her willing gullet.
>As the gardener moaned she looked inyo his eyes, and when he grasped the back of her hooded head and drew himself even deeper into her sparks flew through her mind
>His Glorious release choked her for a second, but the plucky plant hero was prepared, not letting a single drop leave her.
>With a wet 'pop' and a sigh of relief from her gardener their little romp was complete.
>But there was little time to bask in the afterglow, as the familiar alarms of the Zombie warning system rang out.
>Green Shadow was on the move, and when she returned victorious she would enjoy the fruits of her labors.
>>1948154
Now we are a complete general
Thank you based writefag
>>1948316
Might do a couple more for the other female heroes if anyone wants to request them.
>>1948369
>More
Oh good god, Anon. Chompzilla?
I want to see you work more magic on my dick.
(No homo.)
>>1948594
Chompizila the dick killa
>>1948594
>Of all the Plant Heroes, Chompzilla was the only one who didn't seem to like the Gardener.
>As a matter of fact, most of the time it seemed like The Colossal Chomper hated him.
>But in the Darkness of the Night, while most plants slept and the Mushrooms handled the Zombies Compzilla revealed her true self to the Gardener.
>Pinning him to his bed with her vines and planting kisses along his body as she worked her way towards her prize Chompzilla smirked as she caught his zipper in his mouth and slowly undid his pants before tossing them aside.
>The Gardener's thick member caused the huge Chomper to drool slightly, it's meaty musk enticing her to take it into her maw.
>But contrary to her usual aggressive attitude she was surprisingly gentle as she gave the Gardener head, her pillowy soft lips and nimble tongue cascading his dick in pleasure.
>And when she felt his upcoming release she released him from the confines of her moth and finished him off with her vines, seeming to purr with pleasure as his seed splattered onto her face.
>Curling and coiling herself around the gardener, she placed a kiss on his cheek as he drifted back to sleep, lulled by her pleasured purring.
>>1948786
>Tsundere Chompzilla
My dick thanks you, I thank you, and tip my hat to your erotic literature. Have a wonderful night, Anon.
>>1948984
got a request bruv?
Fun fact, the genus of beeches is Fagus.
>>1949000
>This has been your trips newspost of the day
>/trash/ is getting close to the 2 million post milestone
>>1948992
No. Haven't played much plants vs zombies beyond the first free game, so I dunno any new ones beyond
>qt vampire flower
>vaguely feminine plants posted in this thread
>>1948786
H-holy shit
>>1948786
>lulled by her pleasured purring.
Man it's like fucking your cat.
>>1949192
Except if you catch her off-guard, you'll be getting a bit more than a scratch.
>>1949192
A big angry cat
>>1949274
She hates Mondays
>>1948786
>TFW it finally hits you how much of a filthy degenerate you are
>>1948786
Need Chompziilla Porn
>>1948992
Any chance you can do Vamp flower or Deku Princess?
>>1949731
I'm definitely liking the idea of Vamp quick fic.
>>1949373
I'll try and get something done soon, hopefully tomorrow.
Drew up a shapely Rose, while trying to stick to her design.
>>1950479
Fuck forgot her freckles.
>>1950512
Unf.
Though I'm not really feeling the freckles. Maybe if they were on the cheeks?
>>1949848
if someone does the vamp, I'll like to see some dick bleeding action in it.
>>1950767
Didn't know it was an actual character. Sorry, mate.
>>1950512
Uh, I hate to be the one to point it out especially after the freckles but
Doesn't Rose have thorns?
>>1950847
[spoiler]I was too lazy to draw them when digitizing it, but she does have thorn nips![/spoiler]
>you will never have your own garden full of plants that will reward you for being a good gardener.
Would you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5xzhFYR68Y
>>1953177
>those offspring sound clips
>>1948046
God lord, this looks like the ultimate pleasure, you can have a male milk farm with this kind of devices
pd:with those petals it remembers me Trump
>>1953177
I have to agree.
>Those offspring clips.
Russians are fucking weird.
>>1949731
>>1949848
>the Vampire sunflower beamed under the attention her gardener was giving her as she sat in his lap and fondled his junk with her roots
>"Alright, fine" he said as he gently lifted her off of him and removed his pants
>As he sat back down the Vampire Sunflower was upon him in an instant, her leaves wrapping around his half hard dick and furiously pumping it.
>Once he was at full mast she took him into her mouth and began sucking greedily, only barely making sure that her fangs didn't injure her Gardener's love shaft.
>With a mighty groan her Gardener orgasmed, the torrential burst of his seed to much for her.
>As he was freed from her mouth yet another mighty spurt of his seed burst forth, leaving a sticky glob of semen right between her eyes.
>>1953741
Lord have mercy.
Hopefully all these plants belong to different Gardeners, cause otherwise poor fucker will be exhausted all day from all these slutty plants.
9/10, still amazing.
>>1953903
Nope, it's all one lucky gardener.
>>1953973
c-can this g-gardener s-share s-some seeds? pleeeeeease...
Snapdragon flower looks to me as a really great champion in blowjobs, I imagine her with big sexy lips and a big mouth, a voracious cum eater plant
>>1954096
Snapdragons in PvZ have actal dragon heads though.
>Solar Flare blinked owlishly at the sight before her, completely unsure of how she should respond
>with an audible 'gluck' noise Green Shadow pistoned her head back and forth repeatedly taking the Gardener's entire leangth into her
>Were she able to blush Solar Flare's face would've been bright red, the obscene act she bore witness to making her oddly aroused and at the same time ashamed
>So focused was the Sunflower Hero on the lewd scene before her that she didn't even notice Chompzilla creeping up on her
>The Gardener and Green Shadow both jumped at the shrill 'EEK!' that sounded right outside the Gardener's bedfoom door
>Chompzilla dragging Solar Flare, who was ensnared in the huge Chomper's vines into the room soon after was even more shocking
>Green Shadow hastily disloged the Gardener's member from inside her and attempted to rationalize the situation they'd been caught it, only for Chomzilla to knock her aside and Greedily take the Gardener into her own Mouth
>Solar Flare was flabbergasted, were all the female heroes but her having lewd meetings with their gardener?
>With a groan, The Gardener climaxed and Chompzilla greedily swallowed
>But it seemed she was not quite done yet, as her vines positioned the incredibly flustered Solar Flare's face mere inches from the Gardener's still semi-erect member
>Finally Solar Flare could take no more, The sight of her Gardener's phalus driving her to flustered madness
>Her body bust into flame for the briefest of seconds, forcing Chompzilla to release her.
>With a motion so swift it barely even registered she took the entirety of his member into her mouth and begain to give him a frantic blowjob
>While not as skilled as Green Shadow she made up for it with enthusiasm, putting her all into giving the Gardener a orgasm
>And when he did it seemed as if she regained her senses eyes widening in horror as she realized what she'd just done
>Needless to say, the next few weeks would be very akward for the Hero and her Gardener
>>1955256
>tfw no harem of plants fighting over your dick
>>1955256
Now he needs to rub aloe vera on his dick.
>>1955256
This is evolving into something amazing.
>Inb4 zombie sluts show up to ruin this fuck party
>>1953374
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFF14JBtmu8
Has anyone got that picture of Plant from Nuclear Throne showing off their ass?
We need more OC creators in here if we want these threads to stay alive.
And by OC creators I mean every one of you.
http://www.alexhays.com/loomis/
Make a difference for your plant waifu today.
>>1956763
Nah I can't draw, nor do I have a steady enough hand to even begin drawing.
I thought about writing, but I doubt I can do that either.
fucking hot
>>1956763
>tfw i want to make something but i am still learning how to draw and all i have is a shitty phone camera
>>1956856
Nigger I'll grab you by your hips and fuck your ass until the very soreness of that assfucking teaches you that drawing isn't as hard as withstanding vigorous unlubbed anal sex.
Maybe then you'll fucking learn that even you have the ability to sacrifice at least 1 hour a day to practice art, and manage to improve by doing that.
But no, you don't want to because you impose the idea that it's impossible to do so yourself, when it's not, you fucking idiot, you have no barriers set that prevent you from improving, but no, you still try to hide beneath excuse because you're afraid.
Grow some fucking balls and do it, fucker, I fucking dare you.
how do you want your birthday drawing?
just cuck and fuck it up!
>>1957008
>Grow some fucking balls and do it, fucker, I fucking dare you
No, I'm good
>>1957494
>That penmanship
Fucking hell, that is beautiful.
>>1957494
roseila is a cutie
>>1956856
You know what doesn't require a steady hand?
Typing and Pixel Art.
>>1957748
From my experience pixel art is even harder than drawing, but I'll try some writing I suppose.
>>1956856
Nigga I'm the Writefag who's been writing all those PvZ greens and I'm shit at writing.
you can do it too.
>>1957494
NOICE!
PVZ LEWDS WHEN!?
>>1957900
NEVER
E
V
E
R
>>1957925
FUCK YOU!
And another one
>>1958094
>>1958094
Mystic?
