/PFG/ Dendrophilia General
Slutty Mushroom edition
Here, we fuck plants, dream of fucking plants, and discuss real world plants and games, animations, and comics with sexy plant creatures in them.
Everyone is welcome to join us.
>>1757438
First for loving waifu blowjob
>>1757528
>you will never plant a waifu
>>1757662
>You will never plant a jungle of Waifus
What should I draw next anons
I wanna fuck a cactus
![latest[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/6bdaGWC.png "latest[1].png")
Rose magicjob
>>1757942
Vampire Flower leaving lipstick on a Dick
>>1757988
but she doesnt even have lips!
>>1757942
Could you draw some Maractus please.
It doesn't get much love. Then again most plants don't either.
>>1757953
Cactus's are good
>>1757942
Weaver's cactus girl being a huge slut
>play turf wars
>get one shot every time by this crossbow soldier
>zombies win the game because nobody could walk up to the point without getting one shot
>by the end he has 86 kills
And people talk about rose being OP
>>1758116
That was actually hacking. Nobody in the game can one-shot anybody unless the target is an Imp.
>>1758116
Was it a super a commando or centurion
>>1758211
Oh yeah, supper commando.
>>1758114
It's me, someone completely different.
>>1757988
Would you be okay with a corn dog instead
>>1758487
Only if she's trying to seduce anon by sucking on the corn dog
Why make a thread on trash instead of aco?
I pretty sure this stuff would fly there.
What do you think of wild oat bros?
>>1758812
>them stocks
Remember to water your plants.
>You will never come home to happy potted plant waifus glad to see you home
Also requesting Rose porn at last.
>>1757438
I must-
fuck the tree.
fuck the tree.
fuck the tree.
I'm thinking of writing a little thing.
What'd you guys like to read?
>>1762258
Okay, I'll just do an anon/Sunflower fic.
>This was wrong, everything in his mind screamed that he shouldn't be doing this.
>But as he looked at the happily smiling face of the potted Sunflower nestled between his legs he supressed the thoughts.
>When Anon unzipped his pants Sunflower smiled wider, her eyes seeming to sparkle as Anon's erect member was freed from the confines of his pants.
>How did this Anon end up getting ready for a sunflower blowjob you ask? Well that all starts soon after the final Battle with Zomboss.
>It had been a Climactic battle, Zombies ruthlessly swarming his Plants, Zomboss's mech reigning destruction alongside them. But just as things had looked their bleakest A miracle had come in the form of his lovely Sunflower providing the sun needed to plant the Jalapeno that Brought down Zomboss's mech.
>He'd been so ecstatic that he'd picked her up and kissed her.
>Anon received the shock of his life when his Sunflower kissed him back.
>From there things had progressed in a way that Anon had never expected, slowly ramping up until we got to where we started.
>The inside of his Sunflower's mouth was surprisingly warm and wet, her tongue swirling around his base and driving him wild.
>And then her head began to bob back and forth, Causing her stem to widen as she took more and more of her Gardener inside her.
>The sensation was one he though he'd never feel again, Zombie apocalypses weren't good climates for hooking up, afterall. So he had to admit that this Sunflower was giving him the time of his life.
>Within minutes he was near his peak, and as he looked into his Sunflower's eyes he climaxed and filled her mouth with his seed.
>With a wet pop he pulled himself out of her. Looking at his Sunflower, cum dripping out of her smiling mouth Anon smiled and petted her petals.
>"Good girl" He said simply, causing her to giggle.
sorry if it's shit.
>>1763378
I like it. Not gonna lie, it's not the *best* I've ever read, but it's decent enough to get the imagery across and enjoy it thoroughly.
Why are Plants so lewd?
>>1763524
Because they're cute and Non-human enough that lewding them has no moral implications.
>>1763378
i really really like this story
>>1763666
thanks for joining us tonight anon
>>1763666
Thanks, Satan!
>You will never get a double blowjob from a Twin Sunflower
I remember a guy who did really niche mushroom-girl porn... Why the hell is this so hot?
I mean it's like pixie porn, they'd be too small to really do anything with them. And yet... the imagination still runs wild!
>>1761219
wow
>>1763378
... it's good.
How about people turning into plant-girls?
>>1763378
Not bad not bad.
Maybe you'll feel like a little more writing in the future....?
Why does such a QT have to be a traitor?
It's not fair.
>>1765487
>The woman pulled against her bindings, trying with all her might to pull her hands and feet free in vain, the cold chill of the metal table her nude body was bound to sending shivers down her spine.
>"Awake already?" a deep voice asked curiously, Her attention on her instantly. He cut an imposing figure in the dim light, seeming to have simply emerged from the shadows.
>Despite her best efforts to speak no words would come forth, her terror growing as he approached her and casually groped her breast
>"Coming along nicely" he said, talking more to himself than to her, letting his gloved hands roam along her body.
>"What are you doing!" She screamed in horror twinged in arousal, briefly overcoming her terror
>"I'm going to make you Perfect" The man Purred as he leaned over her.
>His face was crisscrossed by dark green bulging veins, eyes an unnatural shade of green.
>With that he turned and existed the room, leaving her to her terror.
>Hours later she was woken from the dazelike sleep she'd fallen into by what sounded like the moans of a woman.
>Her eyes snapped open as the moans drew closer and closer, and when She saw the source her heart almost stopped.
>Strapped to a two wheeled dolly was one of they most beautifuly built women she'd ever seen, save for one fact
>In place of the woman's head was a collosal Venus Flytrap.
>>1766802
>It felt as if she screamed for hours, her throat ripping itself raw from the force of her terrorized wail
>The freakish Plant-Woman's "head" turned towards her, seeming to give her an eyeles stare.
>"Now now," The freakish man said calmly "There's no need to fear Lucia, She perfectly tame" He purred as he stroked the abomination
>Then, with a stange glint in his eye he turned to the still human woman, pulling down his surgical mask to reveal a wide grin "Besides, you'll be just like her in a few moments"
>These words sent her into manic spasms, this psycho was goint to turn her into some freakish plant woman.
>"Well, not just like her" he said "Perhaps I shall make you a Sunflower or a Rose"
>"Why are you doing this!?" She cried, tears beginning to well up in her eyes.
>The man paused, as if considering this question "Because Humans are disgusting" he said flatly.
>at these words he brandished a syringe and Spoke "Lucia was my first, she'd called me insane for my research" he said with a laugh as he tied her arm and flicked her arm several times, searching for a vein.
>"She certainly learned otherwise once I showed her!" He laughed as the needle pierced her arm.
2/3
Your waifus are all herms, you know
>>1767191
>The sensation was almost instant, the woman's mind screaming in euphoria, her body going into orgasmic spasms as he untied her arm
>For the next three hours her body writhed in pleasure as it was warped, Her skin turning green, her hands fusing into large dexterous leaves.
>Her hips and breasts practically tripled in size, giving her a figure that bordered on cartoonish.
>A part of her that still remained attempred to Struggle, but as her hair fell out and her head itself began to warp she felt her true self withering into naught but a specter.
>When the transformation was complete the red petals of her rose head glistened in the dim light.
>"How do you feel now, darling" The man asked as he removed her bindings.
>Her petals quivered as a moan escaped her flower.
>"good" He said happily attaching her to her dolly and dragging her deeper into the confines of his lab.
>"I think I'll call you Rose" he said more to himself than to her.
3/3
>>1766774
>Why does such a QT have to be a traitor?
>blooming heart
>bleeding heart
She's a liberal flower.
>>1767202
Nigga we don't give a fuck.
>>1766523
Got any ideas/suggestions?
as long as it's not futashit I'm pretty open to ideas.
We need more drawfags.
>>1767714
We must have a board wide orgy to produce more artists
So, Vampire Sunflower or Pharaoh Sunflower?
>>1772321
vamp
>>1763666
Demonic trips.
Good job Satan.
>>1772321
Vampire for those of us whom aren't of the homosexual variant.
>>1772321
Vampire, obviously
>>1772321
both
>>1757438
Mushrooms are not plants.
>>1775459
They're close enough
>>1775477
If you post the jizzrag mushroom screencap, I shall refrain from reporting you to the science police.
Made a little somethin
>>1777946
Neat.
What kind of Plant girls would Ya'll like to see more of?
>>1782191
Cactai
>>1782191
Peashooter girls!
>>1782191
I WANT MORE CACTI
>>1785937
youll get a double dose of it soon enough
I'm gonna contribute with some draws I did.
>>1786410
>>1786741
that wasnt me it was a coincidence, so in reality i guess youre getting a quad dosage
This might be a little too weird for you guys, but...
>>1787783
You need to work on your penmanship
How OP is Rose?
>>1788065
very until tomarrow
>>1788059
Not my work man, but it seems neat enough to me.
>>1786426
>tfw throatfucking fetish
Fuck yes
>>1788094
>Tfw Roses are fucked tomorrow
Since we're doing That Feel When,
>TFW you realize you capitalized the letters in /PFG/
You guys think Dave ever fucked any of the plants?
>>1791312
Depends, kid-safe Dave or "probably actual" Dave?
Cause if the former just "crazy wacko" Dave, then no.
If the latter... You do not know the nightmares that rave in that man's head.
>Tfw Roses are out in force
>Tfw they are soon to be BTFO
Feels good!
I like coloring stuff, so have a pair of roselias.
>>1792765
Hot
Thank god, I can play Rose without feeling like shite
>>1797355
And I can Imp it up without dying in two shots!
Plants vs Zombies cartoon when?
>>1797461
never, it would be cancer
>>1797494
I don't know about that, Handled properly it could be a fun little thing.
>>1798005
Handled properly my dick could be a fun little thing
>>1798010
so you admit that your dick is tiny?
>>1798005
i guess if that were the case i would thoroughly enjoy it
>>1797461
It happened for the Rabids and I wouldn't be surprised if the Minions got one.
The difference is that PvZ isn't obnoxious.
So, when you unlock all the Non-legend characters, do phenomenal character still give you character stickers or do they just stop being for sale?
>>1797461
What channel would it be on?
>>1798156
They stop being sold
I want to water this flower
>>1792643
Could you color this one too then? She's Florges. Whichever flower color is up to you
>>1798665
CAN YOU WATER PLANTS WITH SEMEN?
>>1798786
but shes a fairy not a plant
sexy seducing flower
a heads up that garden warfare 2 is on sale for $40 on amazon for the next 8 hours.
>>1798946
I'd water her alright
just do it for her and it'll be easy
>>1798665
I would water that plant with so much semen she would look like she ate a watermelon
pretty good mobile wallpaper
>>1802376
photo
Hopefully one day I'll collect all of vamp waifu's stickers
>>1757438
The idea of having sex with plants is pretty hot. How do you have sex with plants, and which plant is the best to have sex with?
downloading gw2 right now
hope she plays good
>>1803957
I'm so sorry Anon.
She's the weakest Sunflower since her nerf in Beta.
>>1803993
Now let's not be hasty, being able to heal on the spot by pointing and clicking is still a very cherished trait.
>>1803993
curses, shit!
>>1804028
Not when you can get one-shot by a Super Soldier's basic attack.
But she's still the best aesthetically.
And you gotta play her if you want to 100% the game.
>>1804056
Well just get the health upgrade
>>1803993
was the nerf really necessary? was she that strong?
>>1804121
Something like 10 HP returned on hit with a 100 HP base, you couldn't kill her unless it was a gangbang.
>>1798946
>Peashooter is PISSED
but why?
>>1803659
Pitcher Plants
>>1804239
I'd be okay with her having 75 health if she was faster.
as she is she's too slow to be viable.
>>1805155
its a repeater
>>1805155
What the other said, it's the 2nd version of a peashooter, repeater, and is mad cause his main slut is trying to seduce the Gardener.
mushroom fuckers
>>1806394
Mushroom character soon!
Hopefully It's a QT!
needs more piranha plants
>>1797494
If it's about the same level as the comics It'd probably be okay at least.
p plants were literally created to be giant blowjob machines
they're just a giant mouth with huge warm dripping tongue and large full puffy lips
>>1806852
But do they have the puss-puss?
>>1807042
unnecessary
a root job would be cool
>>1807042
but if you REALLY need it
>>1807227
whoops forgot pic
but really this is all you need
>>1807270
>mfw you think it's actually sexy
how do sunflowers reload in night maps?
>>1792643
>>1792648
nice job coloring
I still like this roselia buttjob picture better though
Do I just buy the card packs for a chance to unlock her?
>>1811564
If you want her, 75K packs are the best option. It straight unlocks characters, lowering the pool and increasing your chances.
>TFW got Stuffy Sunflower but not Vampire Slutflower
I do miss the free packs from leveling up your characters, since it guaranteed parts for a character you liked.
>>1803993
once you get the damage and health upgrade, she is good because the damage upgrade also increases how much health you get
>>1813235
-from damaging enemies
diabolically cute
>>1811589
>there are people online who hate you because you're using a character they wanted
Feels pretty great
>>1815093
Huh, there's a request idea I may go dump.
Angry Wojack face featuring Rose/a zombie
>>1813418
PLANT NEEDS MORE LEWDS!
NUCLEAR THRON IN GENERAL NEEDS MORE LEWDS!
>>1815635
Yeah, there aren't many.
>>1816614
How terrible are those guys?
Usually creators being whiny shits just makes people wanna draw porn more.
>>1816688
It's only Rami and the worst I've heard him do is bitch about airport customs on Twitter.
>>1816688
>Usually creators being whiny shits just makes people wanna draw porn more.
When it comes to indie games it seems to be the opposite.
as for how terrible, I don't really know. I just read that one of the two main guys behind nuclear throne was on twitter yelling about SJW stuff. The other guy was strangely silent.
As for chucklefish, there is a lot of problems with them.
Failed promises,
secret area on their forums for something awful members to make fun of people who bought the game, (or other games, I don't remember)
they consider programmers not important in game development so thats why they literally have only 1 programmer and 30 art guys,
keeping a newborn puppy next to a power outlet filled with exposed wires,
slow as hell updates that remove features and add pointless stuff like inflatable beach balls. The list goes on.
A shame either way. We lost plant porn of nuclear throne, and we lost plant porn of starbound.
>>1815635
i had to specifically request that pic from a v/ drawthread
im still not satisfied tho, i want more
>>1807067
Wow
I forget how long ago that's from
Have some new OC!
>>1817973
nice! thanks
What do you call sexually explicit literature about corn?
>>1818668
Popporn?
>>1818676
Porn on the cob.
Subtitle: Thick and juicy Cobs as far as the eye can see
>>1818434
I want to be a part of that kiss-orgy.
>>1818782
tell me about it
>>1807154
I want to fuck her roots, pleasuring her
>>1818434
I'll do requests if anyone wants
I'll get to them ASAP, but work has me fucked over all tomorrow
>>1818974
But Anon... her genitals are on her face.
>>1819063
How complex? Cause I'd be interested in seeing a group of plants, pic related among them sitting around having a tea party with fertilizer instead of tea.
>>1819063
Could I have some more Maractus? I'd love to see it penetrated in some way.
>>1819063
all i want is dripping, sloppy kissing, be it piranha plants, or plants vs zombies, or plant from nuclear throne, or birdo, or wendy o. koopa or w/e.
its up to you, unless you need more structure than that
double, triple or more BJs are nice too tho
>>1819063
a seducing vampire sunflower?
seducing gives me a raging hard on
>>1819063
Fel hairjob starring her pigtails
>>1819063
Venus Flytrap blowjobs?
>being so beta that you have to settle for sentient plants
>>1819789
no way, i CHOOSE to fuck plants thank you
>>1819789
>Not wanting to fuck sentient plants
What's wrong with you?
>>1820928
Well I'm sorry that some of us here are NORMAL
>>1821192
which ones?
>>1821272
man i love it when other party acts desperate and sex starved
>>1821335
>mimigas fucking
Jesus fucking mercy that is adorable.
>>1819089
First one
I need to work on more interesting framing
>>1824344
>dubs too
Holy fuck, this is actually fucking magnificent, thank you Anon.
>>1824344
nice job, cute
OH GOD
MY DICK
>>1827434
UNNNNHHHHHHH
>>1827434
>>1827479
I'm gonna require some more of this asap
>>1827517
I hope you like waiting.
http://youtu.be/fUIY8GfBFCs
>>1827624
>It's 3 lane vs. classic PvZ
>It's basically the Hearthstone of the Plants Vs. Zombies universe
Huh, I kinda like this.
>>1827479
FINALLY
PEOPLE WILL DRAW PORN OF THE PEASHOOTER
THANKS BASED POPCAP
>>1825307
colored version
>>1828236
great two more things to add to my to draw list
This was a plant, I swear
>>1828788
Looks like a radish.
A sexy radish.
>>1827624
is it P2W bullshit?
>>1829418
We don't know, it's not out... except in New Zealand?
>>1829446
>The Kiwis are holding our Plants hostage
Oh well.
plants
This randomly popped up in a furfag thread.
>>1832520
>Bimbo mushroom with an enormous ass
She's cute!
I wanna see more of her!
>>1832520
Is that one of the punchshrooms from Dark Souls?
>>1832644
Judging by pic related, yes.
>>1832626
Well, if it is DS Mushrooms, then you should know what comes next.
>>1819150
I hope this is alright. I have work early tomorrow and I'm too tired to color it up tonight, sorry.
I wanted to include;
>>1827434
>>1827479
>>1833006
works for me thanks,
dont push yourself too hard anon
>>1833006
>That mouth on the peashooter
hummana!
>>1833006
Woah mama
>>1833006
That kiss is amazing.
would you?
>>1834319
That depends, can plants catch hepatitis?
>>1834420
probably not
no plant livers I know of
>>1832520
Anyone know the artist?
Also, there Pics of her without the knight/with the knight edited out?
>>1834647
http://nsfw-roly.tumblr.com/
is the artist, found it earlier today
I wanna impregnate a plant girl!
>>1834319
It would be rude not to.
I almost thought this was pathfinder general for a second.
Druids man
>>1835554
>pathfinder
>In the /trash/can
It's. Not. Even. BLUE.
But naw, stands for Plant Fucker General.
>TFW there are no MMOs or Tabletops where you can play a Gardening based summoner, raise plant beasts and turrets to kill your enemies, sowing the seeds of their destruction.
>>1835564
I actually had a /d/M who did something close to this, it was a campaign of "who could hide their boner the best", and we had a few chicks around.
One kept going to the bathroom for an undisclosed amount of time, I'm pretty sure she was masturbating.
>>1835583
I played as an insane necromancer who made bone puns as he raped people with skeletons.
>RAPE IS HUMEROUS AINT IT LASSIE
>>1835949
You lewd peashooters and your creepshots.
>>1804239
>gangbang
>GANGBANG
>G A N G B A N G
I HAVE A MIGHTY NEEEEEEED
pvz general for those who are interested >>>/vg/134853676
>>1836442
Anons all wanna tap that!
>>1833006
She's got nigger lips.
>>1840148
Plant tits are a wonderful thing!
We must entice drawfags to draw more lewd plants!
>>1840166
I don't understand why they are so sexy, maybe because they are so cute and soft looking.
>>1840148
>>1840180
Probably because Plants are generally seen as non-threatening and intrinsically romantic.
So a Plant girl would be a dainty exotic waif in the common human preception.
>>1840849
common human preception.
>>1841373
yep
>>1835564
>TFW there are no MMOs or Tabletops where you can play a Gardening based summoner, raise plant beasts and turrets to kill your enemies, sowing the seeds of their destruction.
Bullspit.
D&D 3.5
Druids have access to all KINDS of plant based things. Tangle, Plant Growth, Wall of Thorns, Transport Via Plants, Shambler, etc. All would make for a pretty strategically based character deeply rooted (har har) in shutting enemies down for summons to fuck them up.
There's also the Woodling template (and probably a few others) that could probably be applied to your animal companion and/or any summoned Natures Ally creatures. Just find an animal that acts like an octorock/has a ranged weapon and give it one of those templates. Boom, instant shooty bullety plant buddy.
You could also go Cleric and choose the plant domain. Maybe your DM would let you keep the 'turn undead' ability instead of swapping it for the plant domain's power, if you really fucking hate zombies.
>>1843917
Huh. I guess you're right
>TFW only ever played with 'tard Druids
>Last one got turned into a 10 year old girl wizard in the Drake debacle.
>>1844507
post yfw You will never get a sloppy blowjob from a piranha plant.
im literally out of sexy piranha plant pics
where can i get more
>>1845403
just add it to my list
>>1845403
furaffinity.
No really, there is more there, but you will get a lot more furries.
Reminder that you will never have a Piranha Plant Partner in a Paper Mario game because we've been forced into Sticker Star hell
im gonna try my hand at drawing my own ppp (piranha plant porn)
wish me luck
>>1846021
Down the line, Sticker Star is going to look better and better, cause Nintendo doesn't know how to fix their shit. Just think about that.
>No more partners
>Card/sticker shit combat
>Every Toad is identical except the very rare one-off
>Bowser is shoehorned in every game, instead of being an interesting plot point/grudging ally
Bowser tape is back, BTW, seen in the first preview.
Etc.
But think about that, Nintendo could make the PM series SO BAD that it makes Sticker Star look good.
>>1846092
Sticker Star started the Trend though, so it's the broodmother of any shitty PM games that follow.
