ERP thread
Make ERP great again.
>>1590027 Old thread.
>>1595275
I want to fuck a Bernie supporter.
I was about to make an inn edition.
But this does it too.
Sorry to those I was talking to.
I fell asleep. I had no sleep last night.
Just posting some booty so I don't full blue balls anyone.
>>1595275
>Turns them into loose sluts
How is this an endorsement?
>>1595313
Save that for another thread or two. It's a fun theme, as is a bar or anywhere else alcohol is served.
>>1595313
What a bummer..
>>1595346
The thread should pick up in 4 hours or so like usually anyways, so this thread lasts for the big part of it.
>watch pineapple express and the interview back to back on a ride home
>feel like rping seth rogan or james franco
>>1595360
>smacks butt
>>1595374
DUDE
>>1595380
Weed?
>>1595380
Don't honeydick me
>She stands up and stares blankly ahead of herself
...I must paint.
>She slowly gathers the supplies to paint, picking them up with her feet dexterously
(Be back later)
>>1595314
Get some sleep. I can suck your futa cock some other time...
>anon steps into the thread, enjoying the scenery before suddenly being turned into a busty gardevoir
Oh shit! Not here!
>>1595470
This scene when?
>As she starts to paint she dozes off for a second
...
(Turns out I don't have to leave)
>>1595470
>>1595500
Sleepy DMG approves
>>1595395
LMAO
>>1595558
Would get hypnotized by gardevoir/10
>>1595572
I do have psychic powers~
>>1595585
Oh. Well that does sound exciting.
>Stops painting and lays on the ground
...I can't think right.
>>1595558
Have you been here before? You seem familiar but I have the memory of a gold fish... all the skull fuckings are catching up with me
>>1595652
you might think better with a dick in your mouth ;)
>>1595607
>>1595658
Let me convince you then~
>She stares you right in the eyes, her gaze seeming oddly... magnifying..
>You feel a desire to serve her, deep within you
>>1595666
I've been here a few times but never with you, miss satan
>>1595684
>She turned her head towards you with a blank look on her face
...I already ate today.
>Is napping in a corner bundled up with her bright blonde hair
>>1595686
Please. Call me DMG.. Or mistress... Or Cumslut.. I have a lot of names..
Bottom line is welcome. You're hot. That is all
>>1595686
Wait i don't thats a very good id-
>He starts to lose his will to her hypnotic eyes and begins to drift off and feel ready to obey every command
>>1595748
How about Mistress DMG, the Cumslut?
>>1595764
Give me your cock, thrust it inside me and fill me up~
>Her words drive your body, your hands moving on their own
>>1595748
oh, yes miss DMG, thank you
>>1595748
>>1595784
The 3rd.... revengeance
>>1595714
.....if that wasnt so cute i would be raping you right now. carry on
Good evening once again my children. I trust you've all been having a pleas-
>>1595744
>he noticed the tiny bundle of snoozing off in a corner. The rarely felt paternal instincts rose up to a degree in his boney frame as he walked over, scooped up and cradled the girl in his arms without waking her
>>1595744
>squats to your level and gently places a kiss on your cheek. Places a box of Pocky near your stuffed animal.
>>1595827
>And without a single complainment, he began to pull down his pants and began to rub the head of his cock against her pussy before thrusting it inside
(If there is more you would like to do like futa or anything like that i'm up for it)
>>1595852
>She blinked and smirked
...I already carried my supplies.
>>1595853
>Her tiny body was easy to hoist upwards, curling up and wiggling in your arms softly.
>>1595857
>A small smile crosses her lips as you smooch her soft cheek
>>1595884
Make me moan, Slave
>Your cock swells, her demand controlling your entire body, you need to thrust into her, hard
>>1595932
Gardevoir is lewd.
>>1595932
>He began to thrust his now fully erecting cock even harder and faster while making moans of his own
>Pleasure started to build up in his body for each thrust he made
>>1595895
Fufu~ You're quite the humorist.
>>1595980
harder, Bitch~
>Just the simple thought of pleasing your master drives you to push deeper and deeper into her, drawing you closer and closer to cumming
>>1595921
>His great boney form leaned forward, lighlty kissing the small girls head as she stirred.
>With great care he made a bed rise from the earth with his magics. He set her down and sat beside her newly formed bed, lightly stroking her hair as she slept
Sleep well little Zuzu~
>>1596006
>Her smirk faded into her normal look
...Yes.
>Somehow you feel she didn't really understand what you said
>>1596068
...That was a compliment. Something tells me you did it on purpose.
>Feeling somehow defeated, Misaki walks towars you and peeks on your painting.
So, what is this?
>>1596049
>He keeps moaning as he fucks her even more hard and precum starts to leak out from his throbbing cock
>His mind could not focus on anything but servicing his master and it made him feel good
>>1595921
Are you going to be sticking around?
>>1596124
A pretty mistress appears!
When will we go shopping?
>>1596125
>She looks down at you dominantly, her gaze alluring you, you only want to serve her hole, you want to be her personal cum dispenser, you want her to climax as she presses down onto your throbbing mass, milking it
Cum, cum inside me my slave~
>>1595895
Dont push it or im going to get too horney
>A gray disc hovers high across the sky...
>>1596239
SANDLER IS COMING
>>1596239
>She pulls out her camera and takes pictures.
>>1596175
*Gasp*!! I've been spotted!
>Misaki attemtps to flee
>Throw Pokeball? [yes] [No]
>>1596239
>>1596251
>Picks the [No] option
>Throws his arms around her instead in a firm embrace.
Waaait, I just got here!
>>1596204
>The pleasure gets overwhelming and his mind goes blank as he climaxes
>He lets out a long moan as cum begins to spurt out from his cock and inside her pussy
>After his intense orgasm his body becomes exhausted and he falls back still in trance.
>>1596260
Disco milf is here!
>>1596260
ohhhh fuck yes...
>>1596266
>Your master moans out as your seed coats her insides, and you collapse, having served your purpose, she breaks the hypnosis on you, letting you think freely once again
You did well, my cumslut~
I'll use you again sometime~
>>1596264
W-Wait just a sec- woah!
>As expected of a girl who is beyond unathletic, she can't defend herself from your sudden tackle, causing both of you to fall ont he ground.
>>1596281
>>1596284
>>1596251
>Distant to her vision, one of the passengers of the gray disc flashes a peace sign out the window
>>1596326
Uwah...
>He holds himself up with his arms, before he realizes that he was still atop the girl, with her on her back. In a flustered daze, he clambers to his feet and helps her up, then, once she's standing straight once more, he gives her a bow.
I-I apologize for knocking you down like that, mistress!
>>1596359
ayy lmao
>>1596324
>As the hypnosis breaks he comes to his senses and looks at her and down at his half naked body
....Did we just? No way! Well that was an interesting experience.
>>1596260
>>1596332
>That thread count
Splendid tailoring as always
>>1596068
You're hot.
>>1596359
>>1596391
Every time Nue comes by
>>1596400
>With your seed dripping from her tight cunt, she smirks and stands back up
You did well~
Isn't it a shame that I won't be able to make you pigs suffer so exquisitely for some time?
>>1596432
ERP was here before you.
ERP is here during you.
ERP will be here long after you're gone.
>>1596471
Your point?
>>1596426
Thanks i suppose. I feel quite good right now.
I won't deny to do this another time.... I don't even have a choice do i?
>>1596471
>Responding like this to someone who is clearly just in character
Good job genius
>>1596391
>>1596411
>He doesn't quite understand your primitive Earth humor. Not that he can actually hear you or anything
>>1596359
She snaps a few more pictures before trying to understand the situatione she's currently witnessing
...Oh, so that means we're not going to be destoryed by alien life!
>>1596379
>She looks at you with an annoyed face while wiping her uniform with her hands. After fixing her gloves she regains composure and lets out a sigh of disappointment.
I think we need to do something about this kind of greeting, should I "talk" directly to your brain in order to avoid this scenario from happening in the future?
>>1596471
You don't think before you speak, do you?
>aliums in ERP
what a world...
>>1596539
Arrogance is my anti-boner.
I will shitpost who I please, anon.
>>1596513
Oh I'll make sure you want to~
>>1596432
How many have relinquished their pride in order to fulfill their desires with you, Ragyo?
>>1596471
Cool your fucking jets anon
>>1596549
W... whatever she may see fit as an appropriate punishment, I won't dare go against it.
>He carefully moves up with a kerchief in his hand, wiping up whatever contaminants that may have sullied her uniform, or her skin. A stern, regretful look was on his face, meanwhile.
>>1596585
Can't tell if bait or if you're really that ignorant of how much of a hypocrite you're being
>>1596471
(The crushing weight of time is something I've already come to accept, anon~.)
>>1596603
Too many to count, and only a fraction of those to come. They can't help but debase themselves before a goddess.
>>1596432
Indeed. Hopefully when you return we'll get a chance to indulge ourselves with your fake daughter.
>>1596599
Thank you. Shall i just call you master, or mistress?
I certainly had a busy day.
>>1596644
Bit of both.
>>1596700
>The gray disc hovers over the dark skinned elf. The hatch below opens and emits a light, which pulls her body, as if gravity itself has reversed, upwards into its inner halls
>>1596733
(Ooh, anal probing? This should be interesting.)
I'm hooome.
... Suddenly all the lewdies have appeared?
>>1596764
>The ship launches a photon torpedo from a circular light at the interloper. Fortunately for him, it's just a warning shot that vaporizes the ground behind him.
>>1596673
I am your mistress, what you call me does not matter
I'll still break your mind and milk your cock, slave~
>>1596627
Hmm...Seems like you're honestly sorry for your action, I'll let it pass just this time, Now...
>She walks behind your back, and slowly wraps her arms aroud your neck resting her head on your right shoulder
I don't feel like walking, take me to the neartes table and order something to drink, come on!
>>1596669
Isn't great when even the mightiest of warriors drop their armors In order to free their silly desires? perhaps we'll be lucky today with a few..."pigs in human clothing" as you like to call them.
>>1596700
You and me both Origa, greetings!
>>1596432
You will be missed. Did you get what you wanted from the threads at least?
>>1596793
They may call it destiny, but I don't really believe in such a thing. Welcome!
>>1596804
Don't make me laugh... Someone like you isn't fit to be a mistress!
>>1596432
Knew you were going to burn out with how often you were here
Good stuff before then though
>>1596801
>He gets slightly shocked as the shot hits behind him but doesn't let go of her
If you're taking her, you're taking me too!
>>1596733
>She looks up, blinded by the light. She finds herself floating into the air
Just what is going on!?
>>1596820
Hello Misaki, you seem to be well.
>>1596793
Anubu please. I may need to be away for a bit.
>>1596804
Yes mistress.
>>1596671
I see your beastly urges remain, hmmm? Not to worry. I will exorcise you of such simple lusts soon enough.
>>1596820
>Ragyo snorts, leaning back into her chair, fixing you with her gleaming blood-red eyes.
If they're so willing to free their primal nature, they were never warriors to begin with. And they will carry that shame with them for the rest of their lives, while I will laugh at their failure. The great irony, too, is that they will enjoy it.
>>1596822
>>1596838
(I think you two misunderstand and/or are fucking with me.)
>>1596820
Ah... Thank you very much, mistress! I'll remember this day with much gratitude...
>Once she hoists herself atop his back, he lifts her up, hands carrying her by the underside of her knees.
>After he does so, he carefully hoists her towards the table, and gingerly sets her on one seat.
What would you like to drink, mistress? Something sweet and cold?
>>1596866
>>1596857
>As Origa and, presumably, the interloper are pulled by the tractor beam into the gray disc, they are greeted by a blindingly bright light and by curious lithe grey men, who proceed to feel the dark elf up with their thin fingers
>>1596896
(Nevermind. Thought you were taking a break. Carry on.)
Sup, niggas
>>1596793
We all run on the same hivemind
>>1596804
>Milking his cock
I'd love to see you get anything from their tiny pathetic dicks
>>1596912
>He stares in confusion as the aliens as he finds himself inside the gray disc
M-maybe this wasn't such a good idea after all...
Um... Hello?
>>1596920
>Be cool he doesn't see you here
>Tries to sneak away
>>1596896
Thank you Lady Ragyo. She could use her "Mothers" firm hand to instill some additional discipline. She's not quite... broken in just yet.
>I tug at the fake Ryuuko's leash and she crawls behind me on all fours as I leave, growling through her gag
We're looking very forward to it.
>>1596920
'sup Tupac, enjoy the ride we gave you?
>>1596960
>They offer him a chute back down
>aliens stealing our supple dark elf women
Where's Duke Nukem when you need him
>>1596832
Someone like you isn't fit to ride my cock
>>1596967
I dont really mind if niggas come here.
>>1596970
Live long and prosper...or some shit.
>>1596983
He's more into blondes, I guess.
>>1596970
>He stares at the chute and back at the grey men still completely confused
......
>He starts to run away from them instead
>>1596896
>Discomilf erp
Holy shit, I know what I'm fapping to.
>>1596866
Besides getting tackled by one of my meek servants I'm fairly well today, how about you?
>>1596896
I'm used to venture inside lots of mind, Miss Ragyo. You'd be surprised how many "high-class" people who give a majestic impression are actually hidding the lewdest of fantasies!
>>1596911
>With the tip of her finger pressing her chin, Misaki deeply thinks about what kind of drink she'd enjoy this time.
...Milkshake, a big one! And be sure to bring 2 straws whit it.
>>1597004
>Come here
Nah I'm from here, been tryina get into kneesocks panties for months </3
>>1597028
>They shake their head with as confused an expression as their bulbous black eyes can manage
>>1597004
Word. Next time you need to be in Serbia give us a holler.
>>1596866
If you say so, pet~!
>>1596831
You have to believe what you see.
>>1596944
Yet, I come from a more central-world time!
>>1597002
What was that?
Care to say that again?!
>>1597052
>Where the fuck did ya even disappear to? Ya made me play through the fire and the flames on my fender and left.
>>1597082
I would, but there's a settlement that needs our help
>>1597058
Serbia best country
>>1597046
Yes mistress, right away!
>He dashes off and disappears for a few minutes, where he returns, meekly carrying a tall glass of chocolate milkshake, two straws jutting out from the beverage. A small smile could be seen on his lips.
Here you go, mistress! Just like you asked...
>>1597052
>>1597083
???
>>1597174
What, Pururu?
>>1597145
Kazakhstan is greatest country in the world, all other countries are run by little girls Kazakhstan number one exporter of potassium, all other countries have inferior potassium
>>1597083
Family shit happened...
Also I have no idea what you just said... lol
>>1596968
>Ragyo's eyes light up like signal beacons, her smile immediately reaching critical amounts of psychotic pleasure as she watches you leading the dog who sought to impersonate Ryuko Matoi behind you
Oh, you are just a treat~!
>>1597039
(Does it make you like diamond and therefore unbreakable~?)
>>1597046
>Ragyo smiles, a distinctly amused gleam in her eye. It's the kind of look that tells you she agrees with you even more than she lets on.
Oh, I'm sure I would be...
I'm back~! Just had a little nap!
>>1597201
>Nvm....think that was Kneesocks...or was it you...fuck it, i'm confused..
>Pac
>>1597219
Welcome back. I hope your nap was restful.
>>1597082
Maybe so, yet we are all still drawn together!
>>1597214
You'd be a lot more scary if you didn't look so funny
>>1597219
>A little grey man waves at her from their disc
>>1597214
Hey. Since you're so motherly, you have milk, right..?
>>1597125
Who do you thnk you are, an archaeologist?
>>1597232
It was probably kneesocks then, But it's not your fault we're both beautiful
>>1597219
Welcome back beautiful
>>1597263
Nigga she can rip your heart right out of your chest and you'll love every second.
>>1597294
I'd probably die from laughter before she killed me
>>1597270
(Unfortunately, I'm out the door~ I'll be back on later tonight, cutie.)
>>1597263
>>1597317
If you're going to fire shots, pick a higher caliber than .22.
>>1597214
I'm glad we please you ma'am, I am only to do so and you...
>I bend over slightly, swatting the copy on the ass
Have given me quite the reward.
(When do you think you'll be around next for a session if I may ask?)
>>1597325
If your going to talk shit, please get rid of that disco in your hair
>>1597279
Ya know yo sister has a dick on her forhead right?
>Pac
>>1597082
Let's say it was a mere coincidence. Would you be joining our activities?
>>1597156
Nicely done...
>Taking a long sip through the straw, she moves her index finger pointing at the seat in front of her. She makes a smirk with her lips still holding the straw, while holding the second one with her free hand, a clear request for you to make her company.
>>1597214
>Misaki lets out a teasing smile, while her eyes boldly looking all arround your body wich would stun hordes of men with such brigth light
But I wonder, what kind of secrets could you be hidding?
>>1597219
I hope you had a nice nap.
>>1597270
>Gets on knees
I'm not worthy... I'm not worthy...
>>1597351
Anon, give up. You can't win against self-assurance that strong.
>>1597082
Someone like you isn't fit to ride my cock
Knaadehkc everyone!
>>1597410
OHHHH FUCK
>>1597410
Knaadehkc to you too
>>1597410
gnaw dick to you too
or something
>>1597262
I wonder why.
>>1597325
I went so far to ask an embarrassing question, yet you have the answer to not answer it!
F-fine, go where you need to go, I'll be definitely sleeping..! L-later!
>>1597361
I refuse to partake in this stuff!
>>1597383
Mmmn? If it's just an anon, then I agree.
After all, you're only for taking my cock and being bred yourself.
>>1597370
There, someone who understands~!
>>1597262
It was pretty good, skeleton man~! Thanks!
>>1597269
>She waves back happily, jumping up and down to mak herself easier to spot
>>1597283
Heya dmg~!
>>1597361
It was! Thank you~! How are you doing?
>>1597410
Knawladick to ya too
>>1597361
>His cheeks light up slightly at her beckoning, and he follows her command, sitting before her on the assigned seat. He leans forward against the table, then lets the plastic straw slip into his lips. There, he takes a sip of the cold chocolate beverage, relishing its taste, further enjoying it due to the company of the blonde.
>>1597359
That's her horn....
>Has thought about teasing it like a dick
It would be against the rurus...
>>1597445
How're you today cutie booty?~
>>1597443
Someone like you definitely isn't fit to ride my cock
>>1597416
Whats the matter Anon?
>>1597418
How are you tonight?
>>1597434
>>1597454
>She chuckles lightly
I was just saying greetings in my own language.
How are you?
>>1597443
Don't worry, I have milk too, a LOT of milk
>>1597482
my dick burst from my pants when i saw you is whats the matter
>>1597443
>Brings you grapes, cake and whatever classical antiquity empresses eat
I'm not worthy... I'm not worthy...
>>1597468
From what i know, horn arent sensitive at the tip.
>>1597482
Not much, chillin like a villain. How about you?
>>1597473
>She giggles
I'm pretty good! How about you, pretty titties~?
Hmm. It would seem the momentum from earlier this week has died out. I suppose even auras of lust have to sleep also.
>>1597482
>A giant boner stick out of his pants, but he doesn't notice
I'm doing good.
>>1597443
>>1597445
>>1597457
>(Something urgent came out, sorry to cut chat here but I have to go!)
>>1597445
>The shadowy little men commune with themselves as to whether they should take her as well
>>1597605
ayy
>>1597603
(Aw, I was having fun... take care ;_; )
>>1597527
Oh my. Do you like what you see?~
>She wriggles a little with her butt to tease him
>>1597555
I could say the same actually. Its been a little while since i've been here. Who are you mister?
>>1597589
>She looks down at his crotch noticing the tight bulge in his pants and smiles a little
I can tell from that your cock agrees with you~
>>1597625
>I can tell that. Because*
>>1597577
Still tired to be honest.. but more horny then tired so I'm here and not asleep
>Pretty titties
So you're a fan of these then?~
>>1597605
>Actually suffer from night terrors occasionally
>Had "Abduction Scenario" when I was young which was 98% sleep paralysis
>Ayy lmaos in ERP
>And they will probably be fucking
What a new and horrifying angle for porn...
>>1597625
You must be joking......
Been a while since i had to introduce myself to someone.
I'm the motherfuckin legend, the king of Hip Hop, the realest nigga out there: Tupac Shakur
>>1597654
>The greys remember visiting you in your childhood and intend on paying you a visit again
>>1597479
I won't ride anyone's cocks, ever.
>>1597543
>pets you
Mmn, maybe I'll reward you later, huh~
>>1597502
Then stop running that mouth and deliver me my milk.
>>1597603
Chow chow.
>>1597639
Hello there. I don't think i've seen you before.
>>1597664
I can't say i've heard about you. But nice to meet you Tupac. I'm Rikku.
>>1597678
Probe him up da butt, fellas! Nice and deep for me!
well hello everyone
>>1597704
Then you must be new.. or old and making a return...
I post quite often, just back from a small break for a few weeks.
Nice to meet you, I'm the Queen of Cock, Run DMG
>>1597625
My what? My co-
>Looks down
Oh oh, that, er, sorry about that, I mean it just sort of does that on its own, I can't really control it, I mean, I'm not trying to pin the blame on you or anything, but your really hot and that my contribute to my penile predicament. I-I'm sorry, I'm a little bit embarrassed at that mount everest I have going on down there, if I had control I'd for sure make it so that it doesn't stick up that much, yeah.
>>1597625
Love it. Thats some grade A al bhed booty you got there
>>1597704
Well, think you're probably the only one. I'm a pretty big deal in the music industry. But anyway, it's nice to meet ya, baby girl.
>>1597639
W-well, i don't of think anyone around here that isn't a fan of those, hehe~
>>1597605
>Rosa just keeps waving, jumping and shouting hi, ignorant of the aliens discussion
>>1597603
(No problem, be careful~!)
>>1597686
>Starts stroking cock
I-I'm sorry, but this is the only way you'll get the milk in order to achieve those strong bones
>>1597742
Well considered everyone else. I am pretty new.
But i've been away aswell. And nice to meet you too DMG, i'm Rikku~
>>1597743
>She giggles as he tries to excuse himself
Aww, its okay Anon. No need to be sorry~
Why let it free for a little while huh?~
>>1597746
Thank you Anon!~
>>1597761
Well i'm not from around actually. I come from the planet of Spira, ever been there?
>>1597777
Wanna know who's an even bigger fan of these big knockers?
Those quads.
>>1597777
>The hovering disc approaches the girl from above and pulls her via its tractor beam inside, of which her first view will be a blinding light
>>1597686
>Breaks down and starts crying
I can't believe I actually have the honor of serving such a beautiful empress, I-I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you, your honor! W-Would you like a foot massage?
>>1597822
>Why not*
>>1597822
Outerspace , huh? Nah...dont think any human's been there... We only kept to our solar system. How is it there?
>>1597829
Quads don't lie! Everybody loves your boobies~!
>>1597843
>She covers her eyes with one hand, mildly scared by the situation
P-please don't tell me you're with Sandler!
>>1597822
L-Let it free? Sure, I'd love too!
>Unzips pants along with his boxers and his cock falls out, hard as a rock, looking like it's in desperate need of relief
Are you really cool with this, maybe I got too excited, I mean we just met!
>>1597822
Hiya Rikku! I like your hair.. balls.. bead.. things..
I'm not good with talking to the pretty ladies..
>>1597895
Let it be engraved in stone.
"Damn girl I wanna use your tits like a boop it"
>>1597686
Wanna ride my cock?
>>1597895
>She is approached by a group of skinny pale men with big black.....eyes. They look among themselves and blink at her words
>>1597929
Nice ass, it looks like you really know how to work it
>>1597966
Like what you see anon?
I thought I told you lot yesterday, I'm trying to study for my O.W.L.s! Do you have to be so loud?
>>1597852
Its pretty neat. There is a lot to see there. I can't quite figure out what i shall mention....
>>1597919
>She looks at his hard cock that is now revealed for her and saunters towards him
I don't mind, this isn't my first time here.
>>1597929
>Her cheeks flashes lightly
Aww thank you!~ And its all good.
You looks pretty aswell.
>>1598028
We're actually being pretty quiet today. Don't be such a bitch or I'll lift up that skirt in front of everyone.
>>1597986
I like what I see alright, this definitely can't be your first rodeo, because you move like a pro
>>1598034
>His cock becomes harder and hops with excitement as she struts towards him
This isn't your first time here? You might want to go easy on me then, this is my first time here and I don't really have much experience...
>>1598034
>She smiles and pokes the blond girl's nose, giggling lightly
Blushing already? And we just met, adorable
>>1598043
Well, you can say I have experience riding bulls. Yes~
>>1598034
How are the women and how's the weed? Cause that's pretty much all i care about atm.
>>1598101
You have experience riding bulls? Do you have experience riding Tyrannosaurs?
>>1597929
>Rosa chuckles
Preach~!
>>1597964
>She sighs in relief at the sight of the gray ones
Phew... You don't look like one of them~
>Rosa then realizes she doesn't know anything about the beings she is in front of, and gets more scared than before
>>1598167
MARVEL'S ERP CIVIL WAR
I wonder how a game of Maid RPG would go with /erp/.
I think it would either be completely hilarious, or a huge train wreck.
>>1598167
FISTS WILL FLY AT THIS LOCATION:
/ERP/ THREAD
>>1598038
Well you're...still being quite loud! Im just asking for a little less noise, thats perfectly acceptable..
>>1598147
>Her words are foreign to them, yet it only spurs their curiosity further. With a sound analogous to human giggling, one slips a slender finger into her mouth while the others run its thin appendages over her slender curves
>>1598204
Well, so SORRY, your majesty!
>he spoke in a loud, sarcastic tone
You don't tell me what to do, no matter how pretty you are!
>>1598097
Just relax Anon and enjoy it~
>She gets on her knees and wraps her hand around his swollen cock and begins to stroke it slowly with her feminine hands
>>1598101
Thank you DMG~
>Her face continues to blush as she was thinking about something
Say.... How do you please girls around here?
>>1598102
The women.... That depends on much. They some of them are pretty i guess. And what is weed?
>>1598167
I don't see any rivalry here Anon...
>>1598184
Depends if you pick memelords who only fuck about or people who take it (what little is supposed to be serious) seriously.
>>1598248
One of the issues I forsee is all the maids just fucking right off the bat.
>>1598204
Did you just wingardium leviosa my cock?
>>1598343
No anon, it's levio-SAAAAAAH
>>1598247
How do I please girls?
.. Lets just say with a little bit of magic~
>She holds her wand between her legs, playfully waggling it around, pointing it towards you
Why? Thinking of lewd things?
>>1598247
Weed is....well ya gotta try it to know it. It's like gettin blowjobs from angels.Give ya serenity.
Weed is the stuff of legends.
>>1598247
>He rests his head, and let's out a relieved sigh
(Oh my god...) So, uh, h-how long have you been doing this for?
>He stutters out of pleasure
>>1598230
Theres no reason to be so rude, I'm just...asking for a little less noise. And I'm...don't call me pretty!
>>1598343
I haven't learnt how to use non-verbal spells yet, so no. Also, thats...hideous!!
>>1598211
>She blushes as soon as the alien gets his finger inside of her mouth
W-what are you doing!?
>>1598248
Considering /tg/s poster boy story for Maid involves a catgirl maid ramping a BTR off a drawbridge as a butler hooks the BTR with a chinook helicopter I doubt that /trash/ could keep it more on topic.
>>1598378
What's the matter? Too good for pretty? Tch, so sorry, beautiful.
>>1598414
That actually sounds fun
>>1598355
>She looks at her playing with her wand in excitement
Yes~ I would love to see some of your magic!~
>>1598363
That sounds awesome. I must try it sometimes.
But not now, i am a little busy.
>>1598366
>She continues to stroke his cock a little faster than before while she begins to massage his balls lightly
Well.... I've been practicing a little. You enjoy every moment~
>>1598378
How can it be hideous? It is a natural reaction, sparkled by your natural beauty! Plus, nature dictates you should be aroused by it, you know?
I want to cum on Mettaton
>>1598385
>One of them reaches for an orange glowing device that looks roughly like a knife and runs it down along her back, emitting a warmth that vaporizes the clothes fabric beneath it but leaves the skin underneath -that- untouched. The other ignores her question as it moves its finger around inside her mouth, feeling its slippery warm inside as if exploring it
>>1598430
Said catgirl maid also made a hotsprings and beachfront on an offshore oil platform with an army of skeletons.
>>1598443
Mettaton is gone, anon. His show got canceled.
>>1598433
Yea, no worries. Do yo thing.
>>1598449
I fucking need to play that game now
>>1598433
>With a smile she takes her wand , wiggling it around until a few sparks fly out, then lightly tapping the top of your head
Poof! Now you're a cutie~
>She says with a wide smile, doing no changes to you at all
>>1598422
No, I'm just..not pretty! Cho and Ginny and that...Slytherin girl, they're pretty! Anyway, I shouldn't have even come here, I'm going to get some studying material and leave..
>>1598442
S-Stop it! I'm not aroused in the slightest, stop being so bloody foolish!
>>1598463
The skeletons then threw a rave on their union mandated break and the other maids had to beat skeledaft punk in a dance off (and when they got desperate they started chugging milk to strengthen their bones)
/trash/ doesn't have .pdf support but there's a Maid RPG thread over on /tg/
>>>/tg/45598057
The best part is chargen, which is almost 100% random.
>>1598433
>Takes deep breathes, the pleasure he's feeling is out of this world
You really seem to know what your doing!...
>His balls become heavy on your cool, refreshing feminine hands
