NEW HG BREAD
Dreamland Games shall continue here.
That was a fun night, see ya everyone!
>>4196761 (Little Miss forge)
Heeeehh....
Fix it how you want it doesn't matter. You might even make a cool stuff with it.
I'll just buy another one with the money prize....
>sighs
How is it a game? Well you... kinda look AT THE SCREEN YOU BROKE, and you push those buttons, and... stuff appears on the screen...
>she looks embarassed.
Guys from my world are pretty weird, okay?
>>4196810
I'm pretty bad at that stuff Baki...
>>4196767 (Spike)
See? Exactly. We see building a wall with the States mostly as a joke, some in the US however... At this point the US should just box itself in and make itself indoors
>>4196798 (Soviet)
If they really wanted change they could do it
>>4196810
This will work, eh?
>>4196830
Night!
>>4196830
Sleep tight, Ocelot. Or should I say "Loveyaalot."
Ocelot. Should've said Ocelot.
>>4196730
Hey, strife builds character. The thing about humans I've come to learn is that they are so damn resilient it's inspiring.
>>4196726
This is silly, why are we doing this?
>>4196758
I've done my share. It's just a necessity, I don't really enjoy having to do it.
>>4196731
What are you full of now?
>>4196830
Bye Adam. See ya later.
>>4196810
"It turned out to be a wise decision to put this flamethrower in the chair~"
>>4196820
And I know I'm not gonna be the last one to say it.
>>4196830
Nighto, Ocelot
>>4196810
Little Miss, what are you doing in that large machine?
>>4196810
You must not value your life.
>>4196830
Later man
>>4196798
Uh... Yes you are correct!
Sent to fight... Something something terrorist and for freedom.
>>4196849
Just the bullshit they are dealing with...
>>4196817
What is your history filled with? Might explain why you don't understand.
>>4196810
I'm up for free stuff, just as long as you do all the work, boys.
>>4196849
Isn't that a little extreme?
>>4196853
Lu-
Love. Love for you. Duh.
>>4196853
Do what I do, think of everything you hate, then shoot.
>>4196844
Kukuku, that sounds... Super boring.
Where's the running around, and the laughing and playing, and the building things that games are supposed to have?
Just sitting down and staring at a screen isn't a game. Trying to ride on the back of an angry Popo is a game. Seeing who can build the coolest Go-Kart is a game. Pressing buttons is a boring game.
>>4196802
...Well that's just silly, sir. Sure it can, that's what it's made for. That's why it's called protective equipment, and it looks like you're not wearing any.
>>4196804
By a book? What kind of book? I've read some super boring books in my life, sir, but none that have turned me into a monster!
>>4196761
As long as it is usable, it will not be a problem.
>>4196830
Farewell.
>>4196857
If my face could turn red, I think it would be doing so now.
There's a lot of road rage going on, people are hitting each other with their cars.
No I mean, like a lot of car accidents. Some are surviving, but others aren't.
Some aren't even using cars to flatten people now, just Wheelies.
>>4196908
W-What is this stuff?
>>4196853
Disagreements are good, it provokes discussion. This is an obvious problem with multiple solutions that some are ignoring
>>4196882
Yeah. It's less than stellar, eh?
>>4196885
I was making a joke
>>4196908
OH HEY LOOK OUT-
>>4196908
I've never seen a monster like that befo-
>>4196830
>Have a good one.
>>4196896
You're the one with baggy pants, cleavage, and a bared stomach, here.
...And I mean from the sheer magic power it spews out.
>>4196908
"Accidentally".
>>4196896
A bleeding one, don't know much about.
>>4196905
Did I accidentally get blood on your face? Sorry.
>>4196908
"Please be more careful! This was just a lucky coincidence, and I probably won't be there the next time!"
>>4196895
Like that one guy from harem show that you wnat to blast with KS-23 shotgun блять
>>4196810
CIA
I
A
>>4196930
Oh. It's hard to tell these days. Things are getting so close to comedy.
>>4196802 (Rika)
Anyone else? You must have more then that..
>>4196820 (Rammy)
I'm not upset, like I said I'm going to be on vacation, I probably won't be there.
>>4196908
Water should not look that way.
>>4196945
That is not it, I think humans call that blushing.
>>4196908
>>4196928
Sorry about that, I thought I would make things a little differently taday!
>>4196908
Dammit.
>>4196930
You can say that again
>>4196895
Spending the time to think about other things while under fire is a recipe for hesitation. Besides, killing in anger is reckless and unprofessional.
>>4196930
How do you mean?
>>4196885
Hey.
>>4196882
There was a war between the humans of my world and the Faunus, but that all went down the drain once the Grimm appeared and we had to devote all our efforts to fighting them.
>>4196908
f CIA
>>4196965
Sir, I eat gemstones and have on occasion eaten live worms in dirt.
Why is this stuff making me sick?
>>4196976
Yeah?
There has been raids on other people's camps every night so far. Quite literally.
But nobody has any Code Cubes to break the firewalls. It's a damn shame really.
>>4196905
Heck yeah! It'll be usable, and then some! It'll be, like.. You HAVE to use it! Your body won't be able to let it go, it'll be THAT cool!
>>4196934
Well, all of that is just 'cause I got hot while I was walking here and decided to let my overalls down.. You're pretty silly, aren't you, sir?
I don't think magic actually exists, I think that's just made up.
>>4196945
...Books don't bleed, sir. Books are made out of paper and leather and things like that. I don't think there's any blood in books.
>>4196987
"It's scary being alone, but I have to sleep."
"Zzzzzz"
>>4196947
Oh yeah... what's a harem?
>>4196976
Not if you can aim right, I hate mutants and I know how to shoot them well, but when it comes to Bandits and humans, I really don't know how to feel about em.
also using a grenade out there is gooooooooood.
>>4196987
Bye, Rika.
>>4196987
DRAGON BUDDIES!
>>4196987
Burn baby burn-
>>4196984
I've got something I want to tell you.
>>4196984
My cookin' tends to do that more often than not, only guy that can eat it without complainin' is Kirby!
>>4196979
Have you done any systematic extermination on them or you haven't learned about genocide. If we had evils lile that we would chug out to tell all. From children to elderly to hunt down and kill every last one to cure world
>>4196960
I mean...I get along with Patchouli, and Alice, and Shanghai, I guess....
>>4197000
Then you don't know much about much, or your reality's one of the few that doesn't have it.
>>4196987
>>4197004
Aw, crap.
>>4196802 (Rika)
Holy nuclear hell fire ravaged the plains of the over world during the "Great Destruction". Now yet again, they follow the same insufferable fate of infamy, that brought us below to the depths of earth. Two warring corporations hiring elite pilots to fight their battles or slaughter mercilessly. Humans need strict supervision!
>>4197003
Talk to the other folks. I am not really sure either.
>>4196960
Maybe me and her will pass you in the woods. Carrying our weapons...
>>4196987
>>4197023
You spell trouble for my victory. You must die.
>>4196964
Oh. Why'd you blush?
>>4197000
And books don't turn girls into crabs, but look where we are.
>>4196896
Well we do that... or rather did that, as children, but... they mostly play with the stuff you just broken nowadays
...
Still we still kinda do games that would be close to those you describe
>she takes out a beer bottle
It's partying hard and drinking all night!
You don't happen to be of age, right? You look like a little girl, but some of them here are really 400 years, so I'm asking.
>>4196949
I guess?
So how are things with you, eh?
>>4196968
Don't lose hope in humanity though.
>>4196976
Forest fires are starting as things become drier and hotter here because of climate change right? And it's obviously a problem that needs to be done. But some don't want to fix it at all or don't see said problem
>>4197003
Grenades huh. Do you keep a launcher on your rifle or do you prefer to just lob em yourself?
>>4197036
Eh, rather not, I'll just look in a dictionary.
>>4197014
>Love that picture so much
I'm all ears. What's up?
>>4197015
Does he have any form of stomach, or is he just an empty void?
>>4197048
Oh, alright. Sunset and I made up, so I'm pretty content.
>>4196987
These firewalls seem to be very common, and very useful.
I should talk to Daddy about looking into these for a business opportunity.
>>4197021
We have specialized schools like the one I attend to train Hunters and Huntresses to fight the Grimm, but a normal human from my world doesn't stand a chance against even lesser Grimm.
This... This is a lot of death. That's all I can explain it as.
Corpses are everywhere now.
>>4197023
Am I the only one that shows up often..?
I'm sorry.
>>4197037
Ah... I feel like I'd see trees falling in the distance getting progressively closer..
>>4197048
Britain has my hope.
>>4197055
Have fun
>>4197000
I do not believe I will replace my main weapons but it would be nice to have use for all of them.
>>4197039
I am unsure. Why do people usually blush?
>>4197065
I lost.
>>4197049
Had one until a wanker fucking rob my hidden shit.
>>4197064
Oh. Heard of propaganda?
>>4197065
WALRUS, NO.
>>4197048
It's probably true that climate change is directly affected by human interference and geo-engineering. The only thing that would bring about change I feel like would be a global agreement, but the last time that the entire world ever agreed on anything was never ago
>>4197065
I was invited!
>>4197065
"Oops, sorry. Excuse me. Coming throught. Ohh, that must've hurt. I'm sorry. There isn't enough space here. S-Sorry."
>>4197027
...Or, at the least, to learn to pull their heads out their rear.
>>4197037
>>4197065
>>4197078
Even without my tank...I have my "backup". Not that they helped with THAT.
>>4197070
...Eh. It's been worse.
>>4197065
Fug.
>>4197070
Not only that, I feel we will meet each other after we had finished our mission. I do not want to scare you like that...
Too much.
>>4197044
She's not old enough to drink alcohol, no. I don't want her drinking, especially since her adopted dad would get angry at me and the rest of the Caravan if she did. Now, I should probably stop butting in, take care... strange Lynian of some kind
>>4197023
Buuuuut...
Magic's not real, sir. Magic's just the thing they tell little Troverians about so they'll stay asleep during Rocksmas Eve, or the thing they get excited about when the Rock Fairy comes.
Papa told me about all that already, and how none of it's real.
>>4197039
Hmm.. Good point, sir.
Are you sure they don't come off? Have you tried like... Like, sliding your hands out?
>>4197044
Oh, uh... I'm [CHARACTER AGE] years old, so.. So, no, I don't think I can.
Besides, I don't think blacksmithing under the influence would be a very good idea, grururu. I'll have a party with you, though! What do you do at your parties? Troverian parties were always about breaking rocks on our heads and seeing how far we can dip our toes into lava! Papa didn't let me play the second one..
>>4197078
Your main weapons?
>She looks around your body curiously.
Where are they, sir?
>>4197078
Hm.
>she lets go of Ramlethal
Wanna ask someone that question? I wanna know.
>>4197094
>Walrus noises
>>4197123
>not even replying to your death in the game
>>4197123
In. YOUR. Reality. In mine, magic is real, undeniably prominent, and even overbearing.
>>4197131
Damn you, Walrus!
>>4197085
Yeah, it's where the enemy side puts up trashtalk to try and make you look bad, right?
>>4197123
Nope, even if they do, which they don't, I'll just revive back with them.
>>4197062
You two have stuck together for ages now so it doesn't surprise me. Good to hear though.
>>4197071
With the BREXIT thing?
>>4197100
It's a shame really. But I hold hope. Canada still has more than it's fair share of untamed wilderness, eh?
AND IT ONLY GETS WORSE.
AND WE HAVEN'T HAD A FEAST YET EITHER, SO YOU BEST PREPARE FOR THE INEVITABLE.
WELCOME, EVERYONE. TO THE TRUE ARENA!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0Mibo5RxEc
>>4197161
"T-Tomatoes! What kind of game needs tomatoes? Nobody told me about that!"
>>4197134
Why would I reply to such a terrible thing, Anon? I don't even wanna look at it..
>Between vidya, RP and chatting with friends on Discord, I miss some things. Fuck off.
>>4197143
Buuuuuuuuut.. Magic isn't real, sir.
It's just a fake made-up thing.
>>4197151
Revive? Like.. Come back to life? You can do that, sir?
>>4197161
>Not using Wheel to cheese Galacta Knight
smdh at these tributes.
>>4197160
It's all I've ever wanted and more, honestly. She completes me. Any luck getting closer to your family?
>>4197161
F
>>4197062
I understand exactly how lucky I am. When I look at you, I feel something in me that normally would be absent. I'm grateful to have somebody in my life that makes me feel whole and loved. And I'm grateful that you chose me of all people to share that with.
>>4197149
>Apologetic walrus noises
>>4197119
Hello mister? You're like... her guardian or something? Sorry for proposing alcohol then. It wasn't malicious.
Take care yourself... strange samurai...
>>4197123
Throwings rocks?!!
Wow, wow no. I can't even lift a pack of beer with my tail, a rock on the head would kill me.
I guess I'm just pretty boring... the only parties I had here involved drinking....
...
Okay, if you find something NON-Dangerous, I will play with you, how does that sounds?
>>4197160
Yes.
>>4197150
In a way
>>4197161
Far too easy, for someone of my skill.
>>4197106
Yeah, especially for you I suppose..
>>4197115
Yeah, I know we will... But I don't get scared!... Only surprised..
hi
>>4197196
Holy shit get a room.
>>4197187
Yeah! Want me to claw my head off? You seem the sensitive type, so I won't if you don't want to see it.
>>4197196
If I had to do it all over, I'd choose you again and again until time stopped.
Love you, Sunset.
>>4197200
You're forgiven.
>>4197222
We have one. It's lovely.
>>4197123
Hmph.
*in a green flash, they appear*
Right here.
>>4197130
As do I.
>>4197215
I find doubt in that. I have a question for you.
>>4197187
...Wanna see something you can't deny?
>>4197215
It's not like I socialize much or anything, after all. Or get attached, at least.
>>4197106
What you guys need is a freaking therapist mediate your toddler tantrums, but the idea of population control and supervision is always cool. Wait are you human or some mutant freak?
I was skipping peace and found out mechanical killer whales eat birbs.
>>4197188
>Not based hammer
>>4197084
You hear about the new electronic models they're rolling out soon? You can keep three shells in a tube at once and fire them off one at a time while they're stacked on top of one another.
Erases the reload times between each shot and is just so damn convenient.
>>4197160
Extraordinarily so. The winters there I've heard are beautiful.
>>4197229
Ok.
>>4197215
>she watches him by Ramlethal
Answer the question.
>>4197221
Sup Crendor, what's up?
>>4197206
I'm just a hunter, miss, and one of Little Miss's guardians, along with The Man, Guildmarm, and the Caravaneer... at least, when she's with the Caravan, anyway. I'm probably annoying you
>>4197221
Welcome back.
>>4197242
Wheel turn does a lot of damage while giving you i-frames and you can do it infinitely. Anyway, my last tribute just bit it, so good night. Thanks for hosting, D3.
>>4197252
nothing actually
>>4197265
that was a line of pokemon snap
>>4197229
Haha, ah well... Go ahead and ask.
>>4197237
I think you talk to more people than I do at times..
>>4197247
W-what question..?
>>4197161
EH BUDDEH!!! Watch where you're swinging that thing!
>>4197193
Yeah I've made some effort, but work in the RCMP is quite demanding, so it's far and in between. Doesn't really bother me.
>>4197212
I think it's alright. It will take years for the entire thing to fully be realized.
>>4197243
Winter in Canada is alright for the first two months or so and then we get sick of it really, really fast. As for visitors? Yeah i'd could see that.
>>4197262
Not at all.
>Looks closer.
I thought it was some kind of armor, but you're actually... a bird?
Hey that's nice, I'm always happy to see more non human people here. What's your name?
>>4197243
That sounds fucking awesome, however I don't think the military trusts us with it. doesn't mean we can't hijack the shipments...
>>4197241
OF COURSE I'm human! I...think. I just don't care for people when they get like that.
>>4197274
Well, but I don't get attached easily, like I said.
>>4197274
What does it mean when one blushes?
>>4197206
Non-dangerous? I don't even think the things I listed WERE dangerous... Okay, uh.. Howsabout a game of Old Rustbeard, sir? That's an old Troverian game that all the kids know about. One person sings the song, and the other person runs and hides while the first person sings, and then when they finish singing, they go look for the second person.
>>4197224
No way! I definitely don't want to see something that horrible, sir! I don't even have the guts to hunt monsters!
>>4197229
>She walks over to the swords, looking at them from every angle with an excited expression spread across her cheeks.
Phooey! These're some big swords, almost as big as Kindred Hunter's greatswords! Hey, can I put gems in these?
>>4197237
Something I can't deny? What is it, sir? Is it that two plus two is four? Because papa taught me that one. I already know that one.
>>4197273
Huh. Guess it was.
>>4197274
The question Ram's gonna ask.
>>4197276
Plus he can get money from colonies still loyal to the flag
>>4197276
Surely you must miss 'em just a little.
Aaaaand that's GAME!
Weird, we never even hit The Feast.
>>4197267
Thanks for being here anon!
>>4197284
It's armor, actually, you weren't wrong, it's just modeled after and made of a monster species called Rathalos. Just call me Kindred Hunter
>>4197298
If they improve it, I do not see why not.
>>4197305
>forgot pic
>>4197299
trust me , i am a spiderman
>>4197298
Okay. What kind of monsters did you see?
>Finally get a bomb win in ages
>Spriters Resource is down
T-Thanks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dRTDePPUNI
>>4197289
Is that because hermit crabs have bad grip? I thought otherwise... Hm.
>>4197297
Normally it means a person is flustered.. Why?
>>4197301
Y-you make it seem like I was going to turn her question down..
>>4197318
Congratulations Rize!
Thank you very much for hosting King Deedeedee!
>>4197298
I know I'm like, really fragile. It's a miracle I even managed to win games with all the strong guys around...
As for the game... It's kinda like Hide and seek? I'm cool with that. Who will sing and who will hide?
>>4197319
>she looks disappointed.
Aww, that's too bad. Well, nice to meet you Kindred Hunter. I'm Fyxe
>>4197333
Congratulation Rize!
And thanks for hosting DDD.
>>4197318
>>4197333
Boo-hoo! Good job, Rize! Thanks for hosting, too!
end
THANKS FOR PLAYING EVERYBODY!
>>4197289
>
Oh trust me "I got like that" and I regret nothing.
>>4197326
I trust you implicitly, Spidey.
>>4197333
Congratulations, Rize.
Thanks for hosting, Triple D.
>>4197288
It's beautiful thing. Knowing the the right people.
Your be surprised how often things fall off of the back of the truck in the weapons industry.
>>4197318
She Rizes to the occasion.
Thanks for hosting Deeds, you've been wonderful.
>>4197276
Hey Rick?
>>4197339
Well are you?
>>4197318
Congratulations. Thank you for the opportunity.
>>4197339
I believe I did that in response to Clawdia's comments.
>>4197362
and you did well
>>4197305
>>4197323
Hardly a way to make an economy
>>4197316
Of course, but I knew what I would have to do when I first joined the Mounties years ago. So I've gotten used to it
>>4197333
>>4197352
Congrats! Thanks for hosting
>>4197364
Eh?
>>4197352
"That was horrible! Killing games like these are just horrible! But you did a fine job at it! It's still horrible!"
>>4197339
Don't get cheeky with the hermit crab jokes already.
>>4197357
Well, you're the one who talked about needing a therapist.
>>4197298
>She smirks
Not quite. Consider it proof.
>The snaps her fingers briefly, and a Bakebake pops, quite literally, in existence mere inches away from the smith's face
>>4197333
Congrats, lady. And thanks for the show.
>>4197333
Congratulations, thank you for hosting!
>>4197340
You know, you look kind of like a large, more humanoid Lynian, Fyxe. What are you?
>>4197377
Where's home for you? When you're not guarding the border and stuff
>>4197352
Should've brought more weaponry to get through this. Thanks nonetheless, a game so rotten to the core was bound to raise casualities.
The one who betrayed me, won't be forgotten that easily.
>>4197368
I just did..
>>4197370
Ah, what did she comment on?
>>4197384
Hahaha... Aw, but you said so yourself, not my fault.
>>4197379
GET OFF MY SCREEN! I WAS PLAY STALKER YOU PINK SHIT
>>4197352
Good job to you all.
>>4197364
I'd say, sometimes people fall of the trucks, I heard one person fell off a truck to go hunt down his assualter or some shit.
>>4197379
WRONG! IT'S F*CKIN' BAD ASS!
>>4197339
>>4197343
>>4197362
>>4197370
>>4197377
>>4197384
>>4197390
>>4197410
Thanks for playing y'all. It was fun hosting like always. Much faster game than expected.
Nothing will ever beat Suicide Pact Games Round II though.
>>4197364
Are you going to do this after every game I host?
>>4197412
You turned her question down?
>>4197377
Well, hey, that's what retirement's for right?"
>>4197376
No, you.
>>4197390
Heerr... I like to call myself a really evolved canine, but I might just be born out of a really sick mind all things considered.
Just know that in my worlds, there are plenty of people like me. You can call me a Furry. That's how the humans back there call me anyway
>>4197321
They do! I can probably fit.. Three gems on each of these! That'd make them super powerful, sir!
I'd need to keep them for about a day though, is that fine?
>>4197327
What kind of monsters? Well.. All sorts. They all look different, but they're all big and scary. Like, there're giant snakes, dragons, sea monsters, huge bugs, giant monkeys.. They're all super dangerous.
>>4197340
Hmm..
>She hums for a while, before seeming to get sidetracked.
You met my friend? The Kindred Hunter? He saved my whooole village, y'know! There was a Tetsucabra running around, plugging up all of the lava and the mine, and then there was a Nerscylla that came right after that, but he beat 'em both and sent 'em packing! Literally packing, in cut up parts!
Yep, Kindred Hunter is a really cool guy, sir.
>>4197384
>She stares at it for a second, before reaching out and trying to grab it.
Mlumm.. It just looks like a ghost, that's pretty cool, I guess, sir. Is that what you wanted me to not deny? It's a cute ghost.
>>4197416
"Your screen? This is my screen! I was the one who's been using it for all this time!"
>>4197424
"There's nothing about this that would make it like that! It's horrible!"
>>4197426
Yuh.
>>4197419
Bet that guy was in for a surprise.
>>4197461
Good.
>>4197456
Were any of them like...look a bit close to me?
>>4197412
Yeah, but it's not THAT relevant here.
>>4197352
Damn, the Tengu almost had it, too.
>>4197456
>It's solid, just staring blankly with an outstretched tongue
I made that thing. It's called a bakebake. I'm a creator, in more than just an engineering way.
>>4197407
Not too far from here, we're fairly close to Calgary which is pretty populated.
Why?
>>4197435
Still have awhile before that, but pretty much, presuming I stay with the RCMP for that long anyway
>>4197460
БЛЯTЬ! Who the fuck are you anyway before I light yoy like 9th of May
>>4197412
She said I was nice. And that she would not be the last one to say that.
>>4197456
*she goes wide eyed at the comment*
A day?
>>4197384
Yeah. The result of "that" was generating a prodigy.
See what mercilessly killing a poor boy's family, friends and community can create?
Vengeance generates overwhelming challenges and I love challenges, I could careless about his emotions.
>>4197501
Is there something you want to pursue instead?
>>4197461
Well people thought he was dead when they took him for search-up, so I bet it was surprising.
>>4197446
Well it's descriptive of what you are, at least, though when it comes to defining species it's kind of part of my job, so knowing brings some comfort to me
>>4197429
No, I answered it...
>>4197494
I think it is... Just a little.
>>4197460
WRONG AGAIN STRANGE TALKING CARTOON RABBIT! IT'S ALL THE UNNECESSARY VIOLENCE THAT MAKES IT BAD ASS!
>>4197506
"Like I'd tell that to someone like you, right after you were shouting!"
>>4197528
Oh okay, thank you mister!
>>4197533
"How can you say something like that? It's horrible, and the unnecessary part makes it pointless and useless!"
>>4197456
No troverian game? Oh... Y-Yeah I met that person. I thought he was a bird at first....
Yeah he seemed really strong, but I didn't know he did those kind of stuff
>she sighs
Another guy to watch out for in the Arena I guess... Welp, at least you guys aren't trying to kill me on sight.
>>4197515
Well you are nice Rammy, look at what you do for Sylvie and the rest of us.
>>4197543
Why was the question so important?
>>4197534
>punches screen harder than gopnik losing everything in CS:GO gambling site
>>4197517
...So you're a psychopath.
>>4197528
Willingness to make friends is not the same as that.
>>4197558
I was confused, so I wanted an answer.
>>4197501
Just wondering. We talk about work so often its easy to forget about home.
>>4197476
This is gun be fun.
>>4197522
>snrk
How much stuff did they steal before they realized?
>>4197484
Hmmm.. Well... There're these crab monsters called Caenataurs, but those're as close as it gets. There aren't any humanoid monsters where I come from. You're the first one I've ever seen, sir.
>>4197494
>She grabs the bakebake's cheeks, stretching it out and sticking her own tongue out to mirror it.
Blehhh.. You called a ghost here? That's a pretty cool power to have. Is that like the girl that can tame monsters?
>>4197515
Yep, a day. Between making the gem slots and getting the materials to make the gems, along with getting the gems installed.. A day's about the fastest we can do it, sir. And even that's pretty fast.
>>4197552
Oh no, he'd never do something like that, sir. Kindred Hunter is one of the nicest people ever. He protects so many people from monsters, he even stands up to all of the scary Apex Elder Dragons and whatever else tries to fight him. He's super strong, but he's gentle as a pebble.
>>4197575
Nothing, I heard he did some favors to repay them. was it killing... No no it was a rescue mission.
>>4197558
Hmph. I am just doing what is seen as necessary.
>>4197576
*she begins cuddling one of them*
I do not think I can part with them.
>>4197568
Hmph...
>>4197570
You didn't know why people blush either?
>>4197564
>The screen is bulletproof, and turns out to be extremely durable
>It stays intact
"Wh-What are you doing?"
>She rolls backwards with her wheelchair
>>4197550
IF ANYTHING, ALL OF THIS F*CKING WAITING AROUND AND TALKING IS POINTLESS! THERE ISN'T NEARLY ENOUGH FLEXING! OR EXPLOSION! MAYBE TORGUE CORPORTATION SHOULD SPONSOR THIS PLACE AND GIVE EVERYONE GRADE A BAD ASS TORGUE WEAPONS!
>>4197576
Do you have squid monsters?
>>4197568
An innovator, guardian, top rank contender, and philanthropist. Eventually he'll learn the truth of the shit-hole we're living in. . . who knows, I'll never comeback again. He'll just take the alter.
>>4197520
Not in particular at the moment, but it's something I've been thinking aboot. I can't stay with the RCMP forever unless I suddenly get promoted to a higher rank
>>4197575
I've been out in western Canada for a few years now, so I consider the general area around here home. Of course that stops across the border here.
>>4197610
>she shakes her head
Nope.
>>4197576
Really? Oh well I'll be sure to remember him then. We don't get many heroes here, and when we do, they're kinda... jaded.
>>4197602
A rescue mission? Must've been somebody important, who were they after?
>>4197615
...
"..."
"Everything you say is just horrible! This place is already horrible enough! I can't even connect to the mainframe!"
>The rabbit starts sobbing
"This is just horrible. We don't need more weaons."
>>4197622
Do you want to be promoted to a higher rank? Doesn't that mean more work and a definite commitment to staying with the RCMP?
>>4197576
No. I forced it in to existence, just now.
>It suddenly explodes, harmlessly, in a flash of light and a pop
And I can unmake it. Creating things like that was something I've had since I was little.
>>4197610
Well am I wrong?
>>4197619
Never doubt peoples' ability to be utterly crazy....
>>4197638
Some poor used-to-be bandit, I think he had important information or some shit, I don't remember much of this.
>>4197612
>starts punching faster
GIVE ME BACK MY SCREEN!
>>4197622
You know what I like about you Rick?
>>4197656
Got any other stories from the Zone?
>>4197609
Ah, see? That's the right thing to do so you do it.
>>4197624
Did you listen in on mt answer? If not I can tell you, but if you wanted to ask anything else I'd be glad to answer.
>>4197655
No, you're right.
>He pushes a finger against her forehead.
But the poor little hermit crab outgrew it's shell.
>>4197666
"That's it!"
>Taser cables fire out of her wheelchair right into Soviet, shocking him
>>4197666
It was never yours to begin with Soviet you fucking retard
It's physically impossible for you to be playing STALKER on a monitor connected to a private power source AND computer that you're completely incapable of interacting with
>>4197649
That's the question I've been asking myself. Being promoted usually involved less police work and more organizational work.
>>4197679
Probably a few things.
>>4197647
THE ONLY PEOPLE THAT SAY WE DON'T NEED MORE WEAPONS ARE EITHER DEAD AND CAN NOT REPLY, OR A P*SSY! BUT SEEING AS HOW YOU ARE A LADY I CAN NOT FIND IT IN MY EXPLOSIVE RIGGED HEART TO CALL YOU EITHER F*CKING OR!
>>4197685
>She smacks it away with the back of her hand
Not entirely. And besides, that just means I need a bigger shell.
>>4197655
Your tank. Can I see it?
>>4197685
Yep, and yeah I'd like to know something, why do people hate being clawed?
>>4197702
You can say that again. Above all though, I admire your commitment. That's the mark of an honest man.
>>4197692
>gets shocked and pulls tazer out lf body
That all you got?
>>4197609
...You wanna come watch, sir? I have to do it at my forge, but you can come along.
I don't think The Man would mind if you watch us work.
>>4197618
Hmmm....
Not any that I know of. There might be some out there, but I can't think of any. Why d'you ask, sir?
>>4197631
He's a superhero. I want to be just like him when I grow up, but.. But like, in blacksmith form. I want to be a really good blacksmith, like he's a really good hunter, sir.
>>4197655
Soo.. You brought a ghost from heaven to here? That's pretty mean, actually, sir. You should just let the ghosts relax where they are.
>>4197526
If you're a warrior, yes. As they said "knowing is half the battle"
Though I can really do no harm, I'm not suited to fight at all...
So what brings you here? Did you come to watch out for that little yellow girl? She really admires you...
>>4197685
I do not think because it is right. I do it because it is makes the most sense.
>>4197679
Yes, lots, like this one tale about a woman in the Zone, it sounds fake as fuck but I've heard more fake shit that are true.
>>4197702
Which do you prefer? Police work or organisational work?
>>4197708
"Violence just breeds more violence! B-But I guess that's what you want. You're the same as the Ultimate Despair!"
>>4197732
>The rabbit pouts
>She just simply rolls away, ignoring Soviet
>>4197740
I want to kill one, squids are sometimes mean.
>>4197740
Wow, really? That's sweet.. I wish I had dreams again...
Well, do you only fix stuff or do you craft as well? Maybe you can do something cool with my broken 3DS? Maybe not a weapon, but kinda like, a "souvenir"?
>>4197771
Fucking piece of shit rabbit. Can't wait for rabbit season
>>4197731
I try. Might as well make things the best you can while you're doing it, eh?
>>4197766
Neither doesn't bother me. I've done both, especially with coordinating with Ottawa and the Canadian embassies around the world
>>4197721
...Why?
>>4197740
No. I. CREATED. IT. It did not exist in any form before then. That thing was purely a result of my own magical capabilities.
>>4197714
>He rubs his hand.
That's no fun anymore... I'll have to find something else to bug you with..
>>4197724
Well I can think of multiple reasons, like it hurts, or you could chop off something important, or the wound could get infected, plenty of reasons..
>>4197743
Haha, I think you're just being modest.
>>4197742
I came here by accident once before actually, it's just, while Little Miss is here, I have more of a reason to stay
>>4197771
I HAVE NO F*CKING CLUE WHAT DESPAIR IS! BUT YOU SAID ULTIMATE! AND THAT SOUNDS PRETTY BAD ASS TO ME!
>>4197821
Seems like you're due for a promotion, then. At least, I would if I was your boss.
>>4197822
I'm interested.
>>4197763
Oh boy... T-that one had a happy ending right?
...Not that kind.
>>4197821
Well said.
>>4197824
Well, good for me.
>>4197849
I refer to my prior statement.
>>4197740
That would make me more comfortable. I am going to rest soon as well.
>>4197824
I am being truthful.
>>4197824
Oh okay, can I ask another?
>>4197783
Really? Well, I don't remember any squid monsters, but I'll go ask Sophia if there are any. She knows a whole lot about monsters, sir.
>>4197793
I craft things! I'm not as good at that, but I can figure something out, sir. I'm good at making things look pretty.
>>4197822
But magic's not real, sir.
>>4197826
Oh you too? Well We're pretty similar then, thoughI'm in it for the money. The wincards you can gain here sell pretty well actually. You might even make a job out of it.
"The wincards hunter", how does that sounds?
>>4197843
"No! No! No! No, you can't say that! Despair isn't badass!"
"Why do you keep finding the most horrible things badass?"
Bless up. Don't ever play yourself.
>>4197857
Hmph... I might tug on your 'tails'.
>>4197862
Alright alright... Fine, but we still think you're nice.
>>4197864
Sure, go right ahead!
>>4197866
Well, just try it then! It's good for trash now, might as well make something beautiful out of it, right?
>>4197871
WHY DO YOU KEEP FINDING BAD ASS THINGS HORRIBLE!? F*CK BACK AT TORGUE CORPORATION WE BEAT THE SH*T OUT OF EACH OTHER AND BLOW SH*T UP JUST FOR THE HECK OF IT! THE MEDICAL BILLS ARE THROUGH THE ROOF!
>>4197869
I'll stick to hunting monsters and selling carved off parts if I need Zenny. Besides, I'd hate to put all my knowledge of the massive beasts to waste by just staying here to work
>>4197847
Heh, thanks. That will depend how long I'm on border duty here though.
>>4197851
It's a philosophy I picked up while working in the Northwest Territories. I try to apply it when I can
>>4197866
Ok thanks, and do tell her I'm not hostile.
>>4197911
Want a hug?
>>4197866
STOP. BEING. SO. CLOSED-MINDED. How could I have POSSIBLY pulled that thing out of absolutely nothing? HOW could I have, even if I did, ripped a soul out of the afterlife itself?
I don't care if you're told it doesn't exist back at your home. I don't care if it DOESN'T exist where you're from, because it. Is. BIGGER. Than your tiny, limited perception of reality.
>>4197911
Don't you dare!
>>4197923
"B-Because those things are supposed to be horrible! Pointless violence like that just scares me.."
>>4197932
Well, how long have you been here?
>>4197950
>quietly lobs grenade
>>4197862
Yeah.. Me too. I'm getting kinda sleepy too, sir.
I think I'll finish up here and hit the hay.
>>4197918
>She picks it up and tucks it away into her pocket.
Alright, I'll do just that! I'll make something real cool, sir. I'll go work on this now, so.. Talk to you later!
>>4197933
Alright, will do. See ya later, sir!
>>4197938
I think youu're the close-minded one, sir. Why does it have to be magic? Magic is like.. The default answer for everything. It's like saying, "I don't know what it is, so it must be magic."
That's pretty close-minded to me, sir.
>flies into the poster below
>>4197932
If you REALLY think about that's really the only one you need.
Too bad it's hard to maintain your A game
>>4197933
Eh...? Ah... Ya'know what, sure why not?
>He holds his arms out.
>>4197938
Haha... Why do you keep your hair like that though? So it doesn't get in the way?
>>4197857
You're an engineer building weapons of destruction. I'm interested in the design and engine your tank uses.
>>4197977
D-did somebody drop their qt anime girl?
NYEH HEH HEH HEH
>casts spell on thread
FOR THE NEXT 10 MINUTES, ALL AVAS HAVE BECOME THE OPPOSITE GENDER
>>4197926
I see... Whatever works for you then, as long as you enjoy your stay here.
>>4197972
Okay~
See you later, it was nice to meet you!
>>4197969
>Rolls out of the way
>>4197999
>>4197977
Man, this is like 9/11 all over again...
But without the beams...
>>4197999
What the fuck man? Just trying to sit back and relax from the side and you pull this shit.
>>4197950
FAIR ENOUGH!
SQUIBBLYBAMBLYMEEDLYMEEEEEEEEEEEEE
BUT JUST A HEADS UP! YOU ARE PROBABLY STILL GOING TO DIE! AND IT WILL PROBABLY BE AWESOME!
>>4197999
OH F*CK PLOT TWIST! TOO BAD I SEXUALLY IDENTIFY AS AN EXPLOSION!
>>4197952
For aboot a year now, though I'm sometimes sent elsewhere when needed.
>>4197982
I can be, border duty can be tedious.
>>4197972
Bye!
>>4197984
>she wraps her claws around the man
>>4197972
No. Magic is what defies the laws of reality itself. And you're the one refusing to even contemplate the possibility of things being more than what you're used to.
>>4197984
That and because I just like it that way.
>>4197988
It's a weapon of revolution. It's my own design, from the ground-up, and I don't much like anyone casting that sort of eye on my works.
>>4197999
>Resists
>Has no R63 anyways
>>4197999
W-what the hell did you do?!
This earlier than usual. Continue to survive the night here. Goodbye
>>4197911
Whatever. If you see Urotsuki, tell her I apologize for missing her. Farewell.
>>4197972
I will see you another time.
>>4197999
...
"..."
>>4197999
I HAVE TITS! WHAT MUTATION SHIT IS THIS
