new best gote thread
hail asriel
Just checked the last thread.
Dont worry Crybleat, we still love you.
Dont let the shitposters bring you down.
>>1425098
seconded
Look out, here come the feels.
>>1425158
>>1425161
>>1425165
>>1425168
>>1425170
Okay that's about it for the feels. Please resume normal shitposting.
>>1425209
>that tiny weenie goat peenie.
>>1424999
HOT digity a new thread!
>>1425842
It looks like he was banned from /k/
>>1425842
nigga got banned for showing his autism.
>>1425944
200 images collected and a brand new area to shit them out!
>>1425956
>>1425958
Ah lol, didnt notice the board he got nuked on.
Yeah not a good idea to post goats outside designated goat posting locations.
>>1425958
If you post Asriel on /k/ you can derail any thread.
>>1426001
It's true.
>>1426033
So many dubs
>>1426001
What happens exacly when you post Asriel on /k/?
>>1426170
It's a weapon of mass cuteness. The sheer sight of such adorableness packed into a single image causes the basement dwellers to bleed from the eyes and begin to scratch at their screens. After they found dozens of computer screens impaled with moist nugget bayonets, and a blood trail leading to a heap of rotting fat in the corner opposite the computer; they decided to make it illegal to post goat outside of designated areas
>>1426206
ah okay, thanks
>>1426220
I'm not sure the number of anons on K that do but apparently a few on /ARG/ have undertale themed ARs.
Which has caused some shit posting
>>1426242
Reminds me of that one K98 that some autist defiled with MLP stickers and painted it blue.
Eugh.
>>1426242
Oh yeah I remember seing pixel art of Asriel under someone's AR dust cover. Unfortunately I can't find any pics on my hard drive.
>>1426277
There was more than a few that have had ponification
>>1426305
Here's one of them
>>1426356
Can't say that I blame them
>>1426398
Page 2?
Unacceptable
>captcha: select all the images with flowers
>>1426645
Boop it like you mean it.
Anyone have gifs btw?
>>1426774
A few.
>>1426789
8.8 best new gote
>>1427992
Who did this?
>>1428049
He just woke up like that I swear
Live damnit.
I don't even care about lewding him.
I just love Asriel so much!!
Crybaby
>>1428687
Same. He's cute as fuck
>>1428663
Ok, but don't come up if you here weird noises
>>1426774
if it isn't too late here you go
Goat power.
>>1429056
It's never too late
>>1429107
Gotta eat big to get big
Might as well post an edgegoat, to spice things up a bit.
>>1429410
Did anyone ever add a tail to this pic
>>1429246
You know it.
>>1430191
0/10 definitely not natty
>>1430949
Teenage asriel best asriel.
>>1430949
Dont be jelly of dem gains anon.
>Not feeding asriel to snek.
>>1431731
Str8 mirin
>>1431748
I bet he could suck the shit out of a hose though. Long as he didn't bite off your member
>>1432360
>>1433118
>>1425168
>ballsack visibly showing under ass
>>1433537
Why'd you zoom in on his ass you sicko
>>1433613
>>1433696
Night time bump
>>1431599
ye
>>1435238
+accompanying pic
worst gote
Are there any shotagoat fics out there? I know theres tons of teen/edgegoat, but im having a hard time finding any shotagoat. Skimming through the pastebin on /utg/ just gives me greentext stories and some very short one or so page stories.
Really surprised theres not at least a few.
>>1440462
i wrote a couple of those greentexts i think... it's been a while hasnt it
>>1435238
Indubitably
>>1441267
Let Asriel wear a dress
>>1431748
Tried that, didn't work.
>>1441433
He looks good in women's clothes
Trap gote
Trap gote
Errrybody love the trap gote
>>1441772
That smile looks a bit goofy
>>1425158
*insert Asriel Goat scream*
>He is not real
>>1443753
Reality is subjective
its valentines day and im sitting here pining for a fictional goat
>>1443868
There are worse ways to spend Valentine's Day
>>1443868
Same
(full) http://imgur.com/tWaCxWv
>>1444656
>>1444656
>http://imgur.com/tWaCxWv
>>1444656
Don't please
>>1445050
>>1445529
I'm sorry, I didn't realize links were frowned upon
>>1445842
Anon pls, the shota gota is pure.
should i dump crappy undertail soundclouds
>>1446691
FUCK no
>>1446330
F-fuck
>>1440462
Theres one i know of thats bigger in size. Its good, but its neither Asriel x reader nor Asriel x character.
Its that Muscleanon x Asriel fic. Its a good read in any case.
>>1447131
Sure anon, any shotagoat fic will do, its not like theres an abundance of them so i cant really be picky.
>>1447455
>>1447455
This
>>1447455
Here anon, hope you enjoy.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/18LbE8Bf1COEnwoMSzB7D354Vt41LPDPZv43gm3GXaWI/edit?usp=sharing
>>1448437
and then it got reeeeeally quiet
>>1448437
Not bad, not bad at all.
go faster!
faaaaaaaaster
>>1449522
No.
>>1448437
Bretty good so far
>>1450254
best waifu goat
>>1448437
i browsed /utg/ for awhile and never came across this, pretty nice read, especially liked how the whole windup to anything happening took awhile.
im assuming its something from the earlier months of /utg/? and is it supposed to be finished?
>>1450840
go read one by one
it's not a fap fic but it is pretty nice, you can probably find it just by googling it
>>1448437
Wtf am I reading here?
>>1450840
Yeah, the whole muscleanon thing started around the first months of /utg/.
As for wether its done or not, i dunno really.
The guy writing it went poof, so it might stay unfinished.
>>1450925
will check it out.
>>1451246
It's actually really good. I'm impressed
>>1426076
>100th image in this thread
>I'm honored
>page 5
Unacceptable
>>1458966
we aint big enough in size to be frequently on page 1 anon, theres like 27 unique posters here.
>>1459015
We just need more determination
>>1459111
I want to contribute too but i don't have much best gote in my folder... sorry...
>not that guy
>>1459119
No man should live without goats.
>>1459178
I mean.... that's why i come here...
>>1459119
I feel you, all I've got is stuff I've found in the last few threads
>>1459184
yeah, i'm trying to save his pic as much as possible...
>Why he isn't real
Well you can always find allot of them on the Underbooru if you are lacking goats.
Theres a decent amount of goat on e621 too, both lewd and non-lewd.
>>1459224
Thanks anon, maybe i'll commission pic of him and share with you guy...
>>1459224
I'm actually surprised with e621's collection.
>>1459237
Rare goats are always welcome anon, thanks.
>>1447455
http://pastebin.com/WJz04wyz
My shit, lemme know what you think
>>1459295
>Tfw too new to know what's rare
>>1459357
Anything that you can't find on Booru?
>>1459363
That's fair
>>1459376
Try Google the picture, if it show up, it's not rare.
>mfw picture i drew isn't rare anymore
I sell goats and goat accessories.
>>1459397
How much for a gote and two gote accessories?
>>1445529
cute. ;)
>>1459301
Good fic anon, but its teengoat if im not mistaken.
>>1459524
Teenage goat confirmed
>>1459441
Only 19.99 + shipping and handling.
>>1459589
Shiiiet
>>1459301
Noice. Teenage gote is best gote.
>>1459661
If you call now, we'll throw in a free ShamWOW.
>>1448698
tongue for the tongue god
>>1459691
Why is gote tongue so wonderful?
>>1459712
Perfect for kissing and blowjobs
>>1459684
More like the scamwow, just give me the slapchop
>>1460361
It's just SLAP... and chop.
Yer gonna love mah nuts.
>>1460361
'Sure you don't want something you can find at the dollar store in a few months right now, for only an extra 15 dollars?
>>1459301
That's pretty fucking impressive. 10/10 good read
>>1448437
Shit, i remember reading this while it was being written, like 25ish people all as anon animals dropping suggestions and watching the guy write.
Was fun to watch someone write. But yeah i always wanted to try my hands at writing some smolgoat myself considering the lack of fic love he gets. Might try doing it soon.
>>1448437
>there were people who legitimately thought this was good
>>1459301
Oh shit, I remember reading this when it first came out. The dialogue was a bit awkward at times, but overall it was enjoyable. Shame that the recent Asriel/Frisk lewd fics from utg have all been kinda stale and how it's always Asriel giving the dicking.
>>1460878
>>1461059
Why didn't anyone invite me? Gosh I always feel late to the party for this kind of stuff.
>asriel giving the dicking
That's no fun, that's no fun at all
>>1461308
>you will never rend the flesh of his bullies
>>1460878
Yeah i was one of the 25 or so tards hanging around some of the writing sessions.
Go for it, theres not enough shotagote love anyhow.
>>1461308
Dont hurt the goat.
>There are people ITT RIGHT NOW who don't want to be filled with goat cock
You sick fucks.
>>1461467
>there are people in this thread right now that don't want to feel the tight soft insides of goat boipussy
>FTFY
>>1461546
>there are people in this thread right now that don't want to feel their body underneath the warm powerful body of their loving edgegoat fuckbuddy while his cock twiches gently inside them
FTFTFYFY
>>1461467
>Literally being a faggot
>>1462603
>his warm powerful body
Mines "powerful"-er
What are you a twink?
>not wanting to be the big spoon.
Full disgrace
>>1462699
But being the little spoon is so much more comfy!
>>1462709
How are you going to protect him from bullies if you're the little spoon?
>>1462709
Not really, no.
>>1462709
No, it really isnt.
>>1462749
Throw myself at them as a meatshield while he runs away.
Everyone knows being the big spoon is the best because you can rub your erect penis against the supple booty.
>no one else likes being the little spoon
I feel alone and unloved.
>>1462874
Wouldn't you need a big spoon to feel loved if you're the little spoon?
>>1462909
Actually yeah, that's a good point.
i feel like i'm the only switch in here
>>1462942
You aren't. Assuming you aren't just talking about spooning.
>>1462937
Image source?
>>1463061
No clue, I found it on /vg/.
>>1463162
That seems to be universal. Not many of the images have a definitive home
be a girl
find asriel sexually attractive
be alone
>>1463509
Eh, this is /trash/ anon, we accept you.
>>1426076
>>1463531
oh im not worried about acceptance, it's just hilariously one-sided homolust most of the time for the little gote
>>1463576
>I-its NOT gay if the balls don't touch!
>>1463617
B-But what if I want to touch his balls?!?
>>1463617
get with the times man, it's only gay if you cum inside
>>1463617
>>1463642
i mean id prefer to get some of that, b-but i guess i could settle for watching him fuck another dude, if they were cute too
>>1463576
Thems the breaks, at least you can claim to have superior taste then the girls into skeletons.
>>1463657
maybe, but asriel is clearly for homosexual, i'd probably just get dismissed =~=
>>1463656
don't be a cuck
>>1463683
but goat dick isn't for vajayjoo, the fags would hunt me down and seek my head on a stake
>>1463656
Not me. I want to run that silky-smooth coin purse between my thumb and fingertips as he blushes in embarrassment. To feel the light peach fuzz gently brush my cheek like butterfly kisses before I place it in my mouth and roll it about gently with my tongue.
>>1463677
He is a fictional character anon, he can be whatever you want him to be.
>>1463642
Better sign yourself up for an aids test faggot
>>1463649
Nope, that's just protein sharing
>>1463757
>PPE
God I hate condoms, they just suck in every way
>>1463798
I agree. But not playing safe is pretty much taking a shower with a toaster. There's some careless, dishonest, and nefarious ass out there.
>>1463757
not enough people want to focus on the balls a little
its always about the penis
>>1463824
>real ass
Now you done fucked up. 2d or nothing
>>1463985
An ex gf had this desire to play with balls, its very uncomfortable desu, regardless of how they depict it in porn drawings.
>>1463993
Mejics goat got progressively worse and worse...
The first ones actually had a snootle, the later ones he removed it. Shame really.
>>1464041
She must be doing it wrong. I absolutely love having my sac lightly massaged and fondled.
>>1464068
Gotta find the balance between too much and too little snootle. Pic related has too much snootle, he looks part crocodile. Not cudly at all
>>1464089
>maybe a little in mouth action
probably the most intense action I ever had was when someone managed to keep light suction with my sac in their mouth, and actually manage to tickle my bum with the tip of their tongue at the same time.
I lasted like 10 seconds.
>>1464041
>ex gf
>gf
>Asrielfag
ayo hol up, summfin aint right.
>>1464153
sounds like you had some nice kinky time there, sounds good
now with fur, not so much, i am a classy girl and don't need to gag on furballs
>>1464157
not true, lots of asrielfags are bi
>>1464157
Contrary to popular belief anon, there is such a thing as "gay for the goat".
>>1464192
I'm not gay, but come on, no one's that straight.
>>1464476
Im surrounded by good looking men all day at work, i go out drinking with the same men once a week or so, never had any attraction for men desu.
Ive only dated girls and only ever had the urge to date girls, the goat is the only exception to this rule.
So here i am, a meme incarnate, straight man only gay for the goat. I did get hit on once by a twink in a bar, and that was definitely awkward since i wasnt interested and he thought i was.
>>1464476
EVERYTHING IN THAT PICTURE IS REALLY PISSING ME OFF
>>1464142
>that image
Hnnng so cute!
>>1464815
His legs are on backwards, good luck unseeing that friend.
>>1464142
aw, I like long snoot
>>1464886
No, little snootle best snootle
t b h i get kinda pissed when hear about girls lusting after the gote and fem!frisk shit
asriel likes boys and thats it
>>1465117
Lets leave the baiting and needless fighting for /utg/, please?
>>1465077
Small snootle on shotagote and long snootle on edgegote is best
>>1465117
Being jealous is normal
But being jealous that girls will take your goat from you is probably not as normal
>>1465263
Never really liked edge goat, teengoat, shotagoat are fine, but not edge goat
>>1465302
>>1465500
Um, your welcome?
>>1465575
Why are you posting a crop?
>>1465641
Because I never got the full picture
>>1465764
I could've sworn it was posted here before. Eh, doesn't really matter now.
A goat butt before bed, good night vile sinners.
Edgegoat best goat.
>>1466143
Gnight, sleep tight, think of goat and you'll be alright
>>1464476
WHY ARE HIS LEGS BACKWARDS?!
>>1468676
Transforming back and forth had some unfortunate side effects.
Daily Reminder
>>1470138
goodbye sweet sides
>>1470333
Glad you liked it, sempai
>>1470579
>>1470595
Daily reminder that you will never save the gote
>>1470693
>>1470693
Lies.
>>1470858
if we threaten to bury toby in physical copies of all the fanart of asriel ever created, i bet he'd let us save him
he'd be literally crushed
>>1471382
That uh, might be a tad extreme. Good enthusiasm though!
>>1471465
it's just a joke, haha, don't take it so seriously
*intense stare*
>>1471580
Please don't hurt me.
>>1471630
oh anon, i wouldn't hurt you
as long as you didn't get in my way
>>1471465
I wonder if Toby has actually received threats.
>>1471667
this is perfect for femanon yes thank you
uhm i really doubt it, i don't think anyone is that crazy for the goat
...r-right?
>>1471660
>some of you guys are pretty cool
>don't go to Snowdin tomorrow
>>1471667
I wouldn't be surprised. Was it Lauren Faust that got sent the giant rant letter about MUH HORSE FEELZ or someone else?
>>1471685
>i'll pretend i didn't hear what you said about me anon, if you clean up my gym area, with your tongue
i'm sorry i'll stop green-texting now
>>1471678
Well I know some people have sent him letters saying how they want to save the Goat and how they want certain AUs that do it to be canon, but I haven't seen threats yet.
>>1471685
Yeah, I remember visiting her Deviantart page once and finding comments just like that too.
Respect the wishes of the gote
>>1471763
i can understand requests yea but that's different
>>1471763
and going out of your way for me too, thanks anon, i wish there was more to that picture though
>>1471826
No problem. Sadly though I think that the artist who originally made these deleated their account on Tumblr.
>>1471857
just outside of the lewd zone, damn, oh well, i like a lot of the m!frisk stuff anyways with him because that's just how girls are bro
>>1471885
Same here. I usually see Frisk as a male but it never hurts to add some variety with female Frisk.
>>1471912
acceptable, but damn, i don't know if that would fit, people sure like to make the little guy equipped
