ERP: Lazy Hawaiin Vacation
>>4007678
>>4007678
(A nice thread for best boat who is usually at work.)
>The sun is high in the sky as your vacation comes to a close. The weather is hot and goes well with the ice cold drink your bartender brought out to the beach for you. The sad truth of having to go back to work soon was just starting to sink as these last couple days fly by. Still, why worry about that when you can sit in a hammock between a couple palm trees or relax on the beach under the sun? Ships sail out in the distance as beautiful, half naked people frolic in the water nearby. A more picturesque scene you wouldn't be able to find anywhere else. Might as well kick back, relax, have a couple more drinks and enjoy the scenery. After all, there's a lot of skin to be seen on the beach
>>4013010
>>4012936
...haha, you cow, I can see your nipples standing up.
>Kumatora used PSI Fire
>but only to thaw the ice block, dispersing the flames once she drops free
That's your last warning, you know. My next attack won't be so funny.
>>4012949
(>not drinking Jack straight)
(someone sound the weenie alarm)
>>4012968
>the itty bitty titties shake with concentrated effort as she makes a mewling mess out of Anon
Gah, just stop it! Y-you sound like Lucas, for fuck's sake, and you make the same faces too! The same dumb...stupid...
>cute faces
>she reddens immensely, and doubles her effort
Just hurry up, wouldja?!
This sounds comfy
Mm mm mm.
Truly, the greatest of man's creations is the bikini.
>>4012851
Fox Goddess you say? alright, I'm up for it~
>Deciding to break his usual routine of staying at home watching old movies, Anon decided to grab some soda, snacks and his smartphone before heading to the beach!
>Who knows what would happen today!
Hmmhm~
>Setting down a towel, a beach umbrella and a chair, he laid down as he happily hummed to himself!
>>4013058
You meant the brothel, right?
>>4013045
>Parsee falls to the ground now seriously damage from the PSI Fire.
>Parsee uses flip them off attack.
>Your morality is lowered.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGKIjh9skYw
>>4013045
>I clench my eyes shut as you stroke me off, your warm, smooth glove making me moan in delight as I begin to soak them with precum. My own hips begin to move in response as I bite my lip, sweat beginning to form on my brow.
P-please...don't...don't stoppppp...~
>>4013071
Nice.
Also post tunes, you pack of homo ass men.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGYwCEwOuCU
Pokemon Go is fucking amazing. Augmented reality games are here.
>>4012998
I don't like lying elves
>>4013023
>everything costs 2-3 dollars more than usual
>i hate this
(that's sweet of you though)
>>4013090
I walked almost 5 miles yesterday and caught a horde of weedles and pidgeys and almost nothing else. It was the worst.
>>4013046
It certainly does! I mean... Some sun can do wonder to the skin!
I want to fuck a slutty boy balls deep in the ass while he screams and moans.
No homo.
>>4013101
I just got a zubat, eevee, charmander, and nidoran (male). Plus I stopped at a bunch of Pokestops.
My legs are fucking killing me though.
>Sits on his beach towel, waiting for company
>>4013101
I walked 3 blocks and the game crashed. Couldn't connect after that.
>>4013113
Same
Beach? Beach!
>>4013115
My neighborhood is nothing but houses so I don't get to walk to any stops. And nothing spawns but the same for pokemon over and over again. It got real boring real fast.
>>4013023
>>4013066
>I almost feel bad
>almost
I could break that finger, if that suits you better.
>>4013073
>Thoroughly embarassed by the girly moaning, Kumatora claps her hands over her eyes, trying to ignore the smell of his musk and precum
>PSI resumes the job, mercilessly wringing his girth and the heavy set of balls below
God, you're such a DORK...
>>4013119
>no company here
>but any food you may have for your beach picnic is being levitated away
>>4013130
The perfect excuse to eat ice cream all day! Isn't it wonderful?
>>4013045
>Jack
>Not sailor jerry's
come on nigga
46% or bust
>>4013151
And candy too.
Sweets.
Chips.
Chocolate.
>>4013161
>spiced sugar liquor
>>4013090
Who else living the master race of living right next to a Pokestop?
>>4013130
I'm just gonna build a sandcaste and hope people leave me alone.
>gets a boner at the beach
>hangs towel on bulge
>acts like this is totally normal
>>4013181
>mfw live right next to a pokestop and a gym
Now I just need to hit level 5
>>4013177
Shut the fuck up goose.
Geese are literally the wasps of the avian genus.
>>4013060
Need to go crop images from the manga to have a decent amount of material. Maybe come in later.
>>4013082
https://youtu.be/y2cLP3pbjqo
>>4013175
Well, you do that every day, how about a day's break from all that and just focus on the stuff to cool you down?
>>4013181
I'm living the dream of not playing this month's meme game
At least people have shut the fuck up a bit about overwatch thanks to it
Anyone have any room of their towels to sit? I...need...shade....
>>4013204
Why don't you say that to my face at the park instead of online, motherfucker?
>>4013148
>I whimper and groan, humping against your hand and glove as I stare down upon your sweaty, inviting body, my chest heaving as I ogle yours, nearly panting like a dog. Your lips seem to quiver against your skintight spats, and I feel a pressure build in my loins, my knees growing shaky.
K-Kumatora...I...I...I think I'm...~!!
>>4013213
Sooo...
Just Ice-Cream?
>>4013214
>this months meme game
Was Overwatch an FOTM? Because it's still absolutely destroying other games.
It's fun anyway! Don't you like fun?!
>>4013214
>month's meme game
You don't understand. This is going to set the wave for a new breed of gaming.
>>4013255
>Because it's still absolutely destroying other games.
at what, exactly
>>4013250
Well, there's lots of other stuff, right? There's popsicles, there's uh... I'm sure a purveyor of all kinds of candy knows all kinds of stuff like that, right?
>>4013234
>tfw a guy got arrested for clubbing a goose to death with a golf club at the course next to my house because it fucked up his stroke
geese genocide best day of my life
>>4013260
I'm an old fart that enjoys playing games in my living room, if I'm elsewhere I'm usually doing something productive.
I'm not some faggot fuck staring at my phone screen every living minute I'm outside the house.
>>4013279
>I don't enjoy it, so it's bad
That don't sound very mature of you, "old fart".
>>4013260
>a new breed of gaming.
Nah, it'll inspire some knockoffs and shit and Nintendo is laughing all the way to the bank but think about your demographics: Gamers don't like doing a lot of active outdoorsy shit and active outdoorsy folks don't like to play a lot of vidya.
PGO's a nice little summer fad.
>>4013269
Oooh!
Oh!
How about Cotton Candy?
>The girl smiled, clapping her hands excitedly
Can you get some for me~?
I want to ERP with LD
>>4013330
[Pic. Goddamn.]
>>4013301
Not him but I agree with the sentiment. I see so many people at my job just on their phones neglecting who they're with just to look at facebook or something. It feels like an oxymoron, ignoring actual socialization to constantly live on facebook.
If I had a smartphone I'd probably play this memegame myself.
>>4013055
Watch my ass, old man.
>though irate from the scolding, she keeps her distance, eventually giving a tiny nod
Yeah. That'd be swell. So, uh...thanks, or whatever.
>>4013234
(a goose mauled me at a local pond when I was six)
(don't joke about that pls)
>>4013243
For god's sake, you sound like some homo taking it up the butt...!
>though still humiliated, she peeks through a crack between her fingers, flushing deeper at the sight of his animalistic panting and heaving
>the PSI Handjob starts to roll more, brushing the flesh just under the lip of his frenulum
Shit guys
Who wants to go to Hawaii for real? I'm rich!
>>4013334
ERP with LD is decent, but nothing particularly good or special unless you're into dominating.
>>4013348
>If I had a smartphone
Im curious as to why you don't have one.
>>4013369
Or if you expect him to finish a session, he'll likely sperg out 2/3rd's in.
>>4013334
Well there goes the thread
Fun while it lasted
>>4013095
I am not an elf and I am not lying.
>>4013148
You could do that or you could be render unconscious.
>>4013349
>I shudder and whine, groaning breathlessly with delight as I feel my body reach a fever pitch, my mouth slack-jawed as I fuck your glove frantically, brow furrowing as I sputter out my warning.
G-gonna...gonna blow...K-Kumat-to...toraaaagggh~!
I know you're lurking here you self hating nigger.
>>4013090
It made me take a walk so there's that. I just wish there was some way of knowing what gym/stops are near you so I know which way to go.
>>4013376
I'm poor. That's it really.
And when I did have the money I had a tablet that did the net browsing thing which is the only other real reason I'd want a smartphone if I'm away from home.
>>4013393
Fine tender youkai, do you want the D?
>>4013428
I'm here.
>>4013440
I wouldn't mind.
>>4013432
I'll let you smear lotion all over me~
>Hotaru struck a pose for anon, giving him also a teasing smirk
How's that~?
>>4013445
Wait, you're not Zombie right?
>>4013082
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ha0AiIqLEss
>>4013440
>want to sex the mechanonbro boat
>don't want to tire them out on their day off
Would it be an imposition to ask you to sit on my face for a little while?
>>4013429
PREDICTABLE
>>4013456
>Tugs at Parsee's cheeks.
Sound more energetic.
>>4013465
That sounds fine, lay down then.
>>4013462
I'll be anything you want as long as you keep posting pictures of that delicious brown skin trap.
>>4013393
Big talk, coming from bigger udders. You sure got me frightened, Bessie.
>squigs her pinkie into her ear casually, flicking away what comes out
>>4013407
>the spunk flies out, coating the inside of her glove, and dripling through the finger holes
>sniffling, she looked back up at the spent Anon, giving him a deadpan glare
I gotta wash that, you know...
>grumbles, but psionically swipes up the rest of his seed with her glove, peeling it off like a used condom as her nose wrinkles in disgust
>cheeks still ruddy, she huffs
You feel better now, stud?
>achoo
>>4013349
Hah, sure. I'll get you one.
>he walks away, pouring some he already had brewing, spraying a tiny bit of whipped cream on top.
So what is a young lady like yourself doing out so late at night? Did you run away from home or something?
>>4013130
Are you still excited about getting fat?
>>4013471
>Anon spreads his oversized towel out on the warm sands and reclines with his arms crossed behind his head.
Male Ten? Even better. Please use my tongue to massage your asshole as much as you like, or anything else you'd prefer...
>>4013484
(Goddamn, do I ever...that was lovely! You play a great Kumatora...never thought I'd find one! Thank you so much <3)
>>4013478
So you're probably not him.
>>4013484
I'm eager to see what PSI power Kumatora learns at the end of the thread.
>>4013175
Fat.
>sticks his tongue out in jest
>>4013484
I could do it. I just don't want to invest so much energy into it.
>>4013471
I just want to suck your cute little boat cock and drink your semen.
>>4013517
Maybe I'm not.
Can I still get sauce on these doujins?
>>4013457
>Struck dumb by her bluntness, he ran his eyes over her figure, and knew he couldn't turn down an offer like this
That's a real bargain... I'll do it!
>>4013570
http://www.tsumino.com/Book/Info/20118/1/yuugatou-club-3-3
Here you go.
>>4013508
That was for Parsee, but..
>Blushing a little, the shipboy clears his throat before squatting over the male's face, slowly lowering himself down, until his ass rests comfortably the man's face, his soft sack press against the male's chin.
>>4013544
It ain't little! Geez. Then get on your knees if you want it so bad.
>>4013580
Good, good~
Now be a darling and get my cotton candy~
>Control over the lesser men with a nice figure was something!
>>4013541
H-Hey!
>>4013505
Not fat! Just... A bit thick.
>>4013598
Thanks babe.
>>4013630
>shrug
You will be if you keep this up! C'mon, I could really go for some quinoa and kale soup right now! I'll get some for you too; my treat!
>he offers a hand
>>4013630
Y-yeah, be right back!
>He sprinted to the nearest confectionary stand and babbled out his request for one cotton candy, eyeing Hotaru over his shoulder
>He ran back at full pelt with the stick of cotton candy, holding it up to her face while panting from his manic activities
There you go!
>>4013504
>looks up to him, then back down to the drink, as though it's poisoned
...I'm not some toddler, you know. I don't need to be sugared up.
>swipes up the cup suddenly, silping down the drink and savoring the whipped cream that hides the bitter taste
>she smacks her plump lips contently before arching an eyebrow at him
...maybe. Not like it matters.
>>4013511
(I take it you're done? Thanks for helping me premiere her, you weren't pretty good yourself)
(Hope we can RP again sometime, Anon)
>>4013518
(PSI Pegging, with any luck)
>>4013544
Lookit that, trying to act all cool and flippant. Like you're gonna get under my skin or something, only a little kid would think that would-YOU LISTEN HERE LADY
>puffing up to her full height, as in still not very high, she jabs a finger into her
Don't tumble with me, because I don't mess around, you got that?!
You would not believe, how much I've done nothing today.
>>4013612
()Whoops, not really paying attention to the thread. Let's roll with it.
>He brings his arms up around to pull the warrior's thighs closer and smother himself in Tenryuu's perfect ass. The man's head sinks a bit into the soft sands beneath the towel under the ship's weight but the intoxicating taste of his ass overwhelms his senses and he happily begins to suckle at the tight pucker.
>>4013646
Speaking of faggot doujins
Which should I get crops from next
http://www.tsumino.com/Book/Info/20416/1/shounen-succubus
or
https://nhentai.net/g/86633/
https://nhentai.net/g/60978/
>>4013630
We'll see how thick you end up once you've upped your dagashi intake. Who knows you might end up enjoying it more than just a bit.
>>4013612
It looks pretty small where I am standing from.
>PArsee let out a low sigh before getting down on her knees. Her eyes were locked on the male's crotch, watching every movement.
>>4013699
(Done for now...but I'd love to keep in contact with ya! Have a throwaway mail or something...?)
>>4013708
Who the fuck are you?
>>4013712
first one
>>4013726
([email protected])
(yes I know it sounds like a joke email but that's more or less the point)
>>4013711
C-Calm down a little...!
>The male cried out girlishly, closing his eye and letting out a heavy sigh, squirming his hips as the male attacked his twitching ass.
>>4013725
Oh be quiet.
>He adjusts his pants as the youkai slips down to her knees, taking a step closer to her as he works his cock out, the meat half hard by the time he gets it out for the intently staring girl.
>>4013786
I'm the smoothest, sharpest ball of edge you've ever seen.
>>4013712
Both Devil Kiss links for delicious dark skin boi.
>>4013794
>>4013827
to be honest I want to make folders that I won't even use myself and just give them to people.
>>4013708
Mistress you're back!
>>4013813
>Wake back up and see Elena's making jokes again
Why does it feel so wrong and yet so right to like a Nazi?
>>4013669
H-Healthy food?
Are you insane!? Are you trying to make me live for hundreds of years while enjoying a beautiful and fit body?
>She sighed, taking his hand
Can't be helped...
>>4013685
My, my~
You're such a good boy!
>She rewarded anon with a playful kiss to the cheek, dangerously close to his lips
Hmhm~
>>4013722
Hmph! The I see nothing wrong with that...
>>4013810
Y-You... you're the one... getting everybody aroused... in that tight speedo!
>The man gasps out the words before diving back in, practically suffocating himself in the ship's delicious butt. Tongue swirling and probing his sweet sphincter, the sight of Tenryuu's delicious buttcheeks next to his face drive prevent any sort of calming down from happening. He prods one of Ten's elbows, hinting that he wouldn't mind the boat jerking himself off on the anon's chest while he got his ass eaten.
>>4013876
>He grabbed her by the back of the head and pulled her in towards him. The first teasing kiss wasn't enough, so he brought his mouth to hers and kissed her, oblivious to her complaints
Thank you... Now, can I redeem my reward?
>>4013876
Healthy food? Healthy food makes your teeth go gray!
>>4013851
I'm more than a back, I have a torso...legs... head... all kinds of fun stuff. Y'know, wiggly bits.
>>4013865
It's part of the charm, I'm a guilt trip. You like me? Oh you must be worse than /pol/ neo-nazi scum.
You hate me? You hate fun. Also you're probably a communist.
I'm a walking paradox.
And I've just typed up the most confusing load of shit by far for today. Like I don't even, my reaction to my own text is "what the fuck am I reading?"
>>4013929
>Massages your aspic
>>4013929
My friend showed that video to me, it was the most confusing and terrifying video I had ever seen, like holy fuck it was one big pile of fuck.
Who makes this shit?
>>4013699
Ok, lets cut the crap then.
>he takes a seat beside you, staring into your eyes
I'll let you stay here for a few nights if we have a bit of fun together.
>he takes the cup out of your hand, resting his arm around your shoulder
What do you say?
>>4013842
A part of me wants the folder for the second one, but then I'd feel guilty if I don't play as him much.
>>4013961
The British. The videos are polarizing to say the least. I fucking love them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9C_HReR_McQ
If anybody's curious
>>4013953
>
>>4013982
Hey, more succubus (male) in the threads is always good.
>>4013932
You know, I think the worst part about reading that is that slowly but surely it started to make sense. I don't know whether I want to rail you or kill you.
>>4013932
Thats um, well you have a unique sense of humor!
Can i get head scratchies now?
>>4013920
You're the one asking for e-embarrassing thing... things.... hnn~
>The male squirmed atop the other male's face, his cheeks like soft pleasant pillows against him, very much like a girl's. He looks down as his elbow was poked, catching the hint. Indeed the shipboy's cock is quite hard by now, but too embarrassed to tend to himself just yet, for now his asshole twitches invitingly for the male's tongue, the boy continuing to squirm his body to and fro thanks to the sensation.
>>4013699
If you were serious though then you would of already killed me.
>>4013810
Parsee lets out a chuckle and gently grabs hold of the male's cock, slowly stroking it in an attempt to try and make their cock become fully erected. As she stroked the male's grit she looks up at their face as her cheeks turn a shade of red from the warmth of their member.
It is smaller that I thought it would be.
>Find Suzushiro sexually attractive
No homo, right?
>>4013968
>almost shrinks back, but remains in place, hands frozen around the coffee mug
...you know that sounds like the kinda thing a serial killer says, right?
>the arm around her shoulder is alarming, sending her heartbeat skyrocketing, but she quashes her nervousness and responds
I stay however long I want. What kinda fun are you talking about, gramps.
>>4014051
Only homo if you want to touch your balls to his balls, which I do.
>>4014023
Hmm, it might actually be the change I need to get motivated again.
>>4013876
>rushing to a nearby vegan vendor, he orders two of the mentioned foodstuffs. And begins to gobble it down like its the most delicious thing in the world.
Mmmn, iths delishith~!
>>4014001
And this is why the brits, cool as they are on many occasions, should be invaded and put some sense into. They need free porn and assault rifles to make them sane again.
Seriously I just wanted to scream when I saw the video.
>>4014028
Knowing my rep, probably both.
But I guess that's my gimmick.
>>4014030
[sorry but my brain is full of fuck which results in some rather confusing shit, bear with me]
Of course you can~
>Scratches anon's head for being a good bet
>>4014051
to be honest I'd probably never use the character so the folder is up for grabs.
>>4014069
I'll get to works on crops when I'm done watching this movie.
>>4014102
Eh don't do it if you don't want to. Like I said, I'd feel bad if I ended up not playing as much.
Whos someone you'd want to ERP with from HG?
>>4014047
>The length slowly hardens in the youkai's grasp, warm and throbbing. He lets out a petulant huff at the girl's words.
Oh be quiet. It does the job plenty fine. You're just picky...
>>4014059
I was thinking of just watching some movies and cuddling. I hope you aren't alarmed by that.
>>4014038
>The man replies only with muffled grunts and moans, too focused on his divine mission of eating every square inch of Tenryuu's lovely asshole. He smears his face all over the boat's spit-coated rear, repositioning himself to directly kiss and suck Ten's taint with his nose buried in his sphincter, flicking his tongue out to tease his cute, smooth ballsack.
>>4014144
Link
Fukawa
Endou Saya
>>4014128
I want to.
Just I'm busy rn.
>>4013928
Hmmhm~!
>Breaking the kiss, Hotaru gave anon a sly smirk, licking her lips before taking a bite of her cotton candy
Probably next year~
>>4013929
I've seen videos of mental asylums less terrifying than that.
>>4014072
Mother of God, how can you EAT that!?
>>4014085
You know, fair enough. You've got me through, I'm a sucker for a strong woman in a uniform.
>>4013876
(Sorry about the slow response)
I promised you I'd help out no matter how big you get so feel free to enjoy your dagashi as much as possible.
>>4014177
Well ok then!
i shouldnt have gotten back into ff14
>>4014144
Already erped with the people II wanted to.
>>4014185
But you promised! If you won't let me then I'll just have to hold you down and do it without you wanting to.
>He began to rub lotion into his hands, waiting for her reply
>>4014199
>Pushes you
>>4014023
The word you are looking for is Incubus.
>>4014197
+1 Like
>>4014233
Succubus (male) is kind of a running gag in ERP.
>>4014149
Parsee continued stroking the male's grit, leaning forward only to plant a soft kiss on the pink crown. She then began to kiss the male's grit until her ls were pressed up against their sack. She then stuck her tongue out and began to run it up the male's underskin to his tip, coating their cock in her warm saliva.
https://discord.gg/DRTUu
>>4014260
all of 4chan even, especially /v/.
>tfw no princess (male)
>>4014199
Have you now?
>>4014185
>he swallows the contents of his mouth
Here, try some!
>he shoves a spoonful of the healthy concoction into her face; looking on expectantly
>>4014232
Makes a contract with you.
>>4014151
...whatever then. I guess there's nothing wrong with that.
>padding off to the living room, she jumps onto his couch, draping herself over the arm
No rom-coms, either.
>>4014256
wanna play it with me?
>>4014286
The bait worked like a charm.
>>4014283
What about Princess Link?
>>4014288
Dear god man is that stuff sugar free? You can't give the poor girl that!
>>4014286
>Stabs
>>4014199
Who?
>>4014279
>vomits
>>4014283
>tfw no Prince(female)
>>4014317
No, it contains 1g of a healthier sugar alternative! God, you really think I'm some sort of sick fuck, don't you?
>>4014332
>Places a collar on your neck.
Sit.
>>4014339
Secret.
>>4014361
It's Link, isn't it.
That cheating bastard.
>>4014283
>ywn make sweet love to your doting wife (male)
>>4014361
Well now im all curious...
>>4014165
>The male's slippery cheeks are so soft and bubbly, a perfect surface to rub one's face into. Finally the pleasure is too much for the ship to process and a hand takes hold of his cock, starting to rub it as the male eats his ass out. His ass continues to flex and tighten as its prodded, the male letting out a girly pants as his cock already starts drooling.
>>4014272
Mmm... you're pretty good at this...
>The male sighed out, resting a hand atop the youkai's head as he watched her work, his cock throbbing lightly against her touches, pushing out his hips a little more to her, giving her his entire groin to toy with.
>>4014191
Thick is big for me~
No more, no less~! It's a nice balance, don't you think?
>>4014223
Fine, fine~
>Peeling off the upper part of her swimsuit, Hotaru laid on a towel, looking at anon over her shoulder.
Don't keep me waiting~
>>4014288
....
W-Why would you do that?
>Sighing, she prepared herself and swallowed that!
Uuuuh...
>>4014283
>tfw no goddess (male)
>>4014394
tfw no tradwife.
>>4014335
>Was materialized when stabbed
>It slowly starts to leak with blood
Ouch....
>>4014361
>Rips the collar off
I'm not yours to control!
>>4014375
>Will never erp with link because of the Blake memes.
>>4014396
Well, you'll never know.
>>4014360
What kind of monster are you! Luckily I have these extra thick fudge and marshmallow brownies on me.
>>4014418
>Hangs self because mission failed.
>>4014409
Weren't you excited about getting a big jiggly belly so you could hold even more dagashi before you get full?
>>4014419
He says hes practicing or some shit and wants to lewd a Parsee, but I don't know anything because he didnt say that
>>4014431
>Pulls out your soul to forever haunt others in this place
>>4014452
Frog?
>Link
>>4014419
Damn it pear seed, give me a hint
>>4014472
Link?
>Frog
>>4014299
Okay, sure.
>using the remote, he puts on sex in the city, the most feminine movie around
Hey, c'mere, you agreed to cuddle
>he pulls her closer to him, putting his arm across her shoulders yet again
>>4014416
>tfw no gf (male)
>>4014401
>Lying in the warm sun, the slave to Tenryuu's ass feels the hot spatter of precum drops on his chest as the cute ship begins to beat off. He pulls himself back up to continue making out with the boat's delicious asshole, spreading the tight ring with his tongue and imagining how good those burning walls would feel around his own shaft. He's torn between the desire to resume his business or to throw Ten onto the blanket so he can suck and swallow as much of that precious precum he can. The cute male's moans encourage him to keep eating and his arms tighten as he pulls that perfect ass even harder onto his face.
>tfw no Hotaru (Male)
Why do boys make better girls than girls?
>>4014491
...
>slowly turns to him, loathing in her eyes for daring to show her this trash
>but despite this she allows him to hold her, wriggling only a bit under his arm
>>4014401
Parsee glares up at the male before moving her head forward, taking more of his grit into her mouth as her tongue coils around it. She then gagged as she felt his tip hit the back of her throat when she finally took his entire member into her mouth.
>>4014476
Ok. Their name starts with an N and ends in an O.
>>4014409
Now, don't you feel healthier already~?
>>4014186
Yeah well that's the reason I became what I am.
Strong independnet and sexy as fuck.
SJW dream, apart from the fact that I'm a literal nazi.
Which kind of fends off the landwhales
>>4014219
Yes well they need to have the "turn off, wait 1 minute, turn on" done to them
>>4014528
I want to lick the space between their dicks so badly.
>tfw no skeleton (female)
>>4014534
Because a boy wanting to be a girl emulates the ideals of a girl and just wants to be treated like a girl, a girl slacks off and is complacent because they don't have to work for it.
>>4014538
Naoto?
>>4014575
You're dating the wrong kinds of girl then.
>implying
>>4014575
>clasps hands together
Amen!
>>4014534
>able to fully empathize with male emotions
>understands the things a male looks for in a female
>this mesh of male and female traits is more desirable than women themselves are
The only reason most men aren't gay is because we don't have vaginas desu
>>4014585
Also boys don't get pregnant and won't complain about anal.
Also you can't frot with girls.
>>4014409
Thanks for making things easy for both of us!
>He ran his hands over all of her upper half, covering her back in the lotion and also massaging her soft tummy, getting a quick feel of her massive breasts
I'm so glad I got the cotton candy~
>>4014599
You got me there. Vagina isn't my favorite thing ever but tits still trigger that primal breeding instinct in me.
Stop fueling my cocklust.
>tfw no monster (male)
Daily reminder
>>4014619
Why is this so true
>>4014599
Just curious, but if you do make that other folder, will you just post it here?
>>4014616
I'll show you a monster
>Boxing doggo is primed and ready for combat.
>tfw no Peko (male)
>>4014616
>Cuddles the various monsters, because they're fun
>>4014636
Because one is a girl and the other is a boy pretending to be a girl. Of course you'd feel different about it.
>>4014640
Boxing dog, please knock my lights out!
>>4014637
I'll slap it in dropbox and either link it here or in an email.
Watching 7 samurai right now.
>>4014581
No I was trying to make a joke in saying their name is No but I guess I failed.
>>4014619
That's because it puts the character into a different emotional context, emotional context ironically affecting men more than women
Also vaginas are gross irl
>>4014537
>they watch for a little bit, his bulge slowly growing in size as he feels her chest rising and falling with each breath
>he moves his arm down to her hip, feeling the smooth polyester texture of her spats in the process
Hey, lets lie down, its better to cuddle.
>he falls to his side, gently pulling her with him as the flick plays in the background
Oh man, is your shirt wet from the rain out there?
>>4014659
Alright thanks.
>>4014445
W-Well, nothing too obscenely large would be fine...
After all, I want to get thick NOT obese!
>She puffed her cheeks
>>4014542
I-I think I'm gonna die... Eugh!
>>4014600
Are you~?
>Hotaru happily observed the male work his magic, his attentions making her warm inside
Hmmhm~
>>4014616
(Define monster (Male))
>>4014526
>The shipboy started to pant more and more, doubling over the male's body, having to rest one hand against his stomach to stay upright while his other hand jerked his cock, pre smearing over the male's chest as he grew closer and closer, his ass feeling too good.
A-Al... nnnn~ Almost...~
>The male squeaked out like a girl.
>>4014538
A-ahh, fuck....~
>The male cooed pleasantly as the youkai took his entire length, feeling his balls rest comfortably against her chin, cockhead buried in to her throat, tickling the back of it.
Y-you're *really* good at this...
>>4014640
>Vores.
>>4014648
>Cuddles back.
>>4014678
>Not human or more so monster rather than humanoid.
>>4014696
>Happy squees
>>4014672
Don't worry, I'll help you get as thick as you want.
Now then, time for the fun part. You can enjoy as much dagashi as possible all day every day until you get the exact amount of thickness you're after. Maybe even replace your main meals with dagashi if you feel brave enough!
>>4014672
Guess I have to wean you off those teeth-rotting sweets, huh...
>Granting mercy on the sweet-toothed girl, he unwraps and offers a chocolate chip granola bar
>>4014662
Oh.
>>4014672
Definitely, touching your tender body is worth any amount of money!
>With that he directed his hands lower, squeezing her thighs, soft and squishy from all the dagashi she ate, and moved onto her plump rear, taking significantly more time massaging that than any previous part
The things I'd do to you, if I could...
Everyone in this thread and ftt is so deep in the desperation hole all they want to do is suck dicks. I still prefer things to have a pussy.
>>4014690
>squeezes balls painfully
>>4014666
>she doesn't notice his erection, but the hands moving up and down her sides send her heart skipping beats
What...? Don't get weird and gushy old man.
>swallowing a thick lump, she tries to get comfortable against him
...yeah, I guess. But I ain't got nothin' under it, so it'll have to airdry.
>>4014696
(That could possibly be me then. Anyway back to vidya.)
>>4014696
>Boxing doggo unlocks his chuuni secret potential inside the beasts stomach, unleashing a desperate flurry of furious punches in every direction, brutally bounding the stomach of the void beast from the inside.
>You like this.
>>4014656
>Punches you
>>4014746
>preferring pussy
What are you, fucking straight dude?
>>4014690
(Jesus I want to worship that cock)
>He can feel the ship's orgasm building and doubles his efforts, his jaw will be sore later but he doesn't care: the only thing that matters right now is pleasuring Tenryuu's glorious ass until the ship baptizes him with that hot load of cum. Ten's butthole tightening around his tongue tells him that he's hitting the right spot and his fingers dig into the boat's muscular thighs as he continues to suck, kiss, and lick that perfect behind.
>>4014746
>not wanting a succubus (male) over a succubus (female)
What are yiu, gay or something?
>>4014769
>Cums everywhere as he collapses from one punch
Boxing doge best grill.
>>4014746
>gross smelly hole that bleeds for a week that you have to be careful not to impregnate
>musky, fleshy rod that comes in many different sizes and shapes, with soft danglies underneath
Gee I wonder why people like dick more
>>4014731
You might be onto something, anon!
>She snapped her fingers. Maybe that was a very good idea! A Win-Win plan!
Dagashi diet sounds good!
>>4014732
....
>Hotaru glanced at the bar with suspicious eyes. To feed her something healthy and then something more NORMAL wasn't exactly something she expected.
>>4014745
And what's stopping you, anon~?
>She asked with a teasing grin, shamelessly offering her body to the male
>>4014822
Well, you said you'd only let me rub lotion on you, right? Unless you want more than that. Do you?
>>4014822
Come on, eat up! It's pretty good, I promise!
>he waves the bar up and down
>>4014765
Let me get you one of my sweaters then
>he gets up, retrieving a nice white sweater with some band logo on it, tossing it at her as he waits outside the doorway
I'll stand out here while you change, you can leave the wet one on the other chair. And why do you keep calling me an old man? I'm only 20? You have something against old people?
>>4014822
Dagashi diet sounds great! Maybe you can copyright it if you get the results you're aiming for.
Should we get started right away then?
>>4014876
Older'n me. That's old enough.
>hesitantly slips out of the blue threads, her perky little buds visible for a moment until the white sweater covers them again
>hucks the wet hoodie to the chair
Hey, uh...thanks. Or whatever.
>>4014749
Go away Trixie
>>4014785
(Lewd)
N-nnnn...! Haaah!
>The male shudders as his ass finally squeezes tight around that invading tongue, one more good stroke finally working out the shipboy's seed. Warm globs of his release smack against the male's stomach as he rides his face, grinding back and forth over the man's face as he moans like a girl.
Hah, hah, nnn, mister~
>He coos, each grind of his hips working out more of his gooey cum, splattering all over the man's chest.
>>4014690
Hearing the male's voice only made her want to satisfy him more. She began to move her head back only to move her head forward, constantly gagging on his member. As she did this she moves her hands onto the male's balls, only to slowly begin massaging it.
>>4014822
>Rushing out from the horizon, it's PEPSI MAAAAAN. The cheers of the people rang out as this grand hero, defeater of Coke Dude, this raper of hapless police, this equally hapless big business mascot stomped across the pavement at speeds that could be best described as...pretty fast. Detecting the voice of a sweets-loving young woman who was clearly thirsty he bounded through the wall of a dagashi store with a thumb up. It was alright, the good guy was here now. With his hand turned to an outstretched palm and a SCHWAA cry, all the Ramune on the shelves turned to delicious Pepsi!
>Once again waits for best spider.
>>4014943
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eij079q7hDY
>>4014965
(But you're already here!)
>>4014965
(I hope you don't mean Silk~)
>>4014965
You're already here.
>>4014999
Stttooooppppp.
>>4014921
>The feminine noises of Ten's orgasm tell him that he's pleased the stud, not what he had intended but still a lovely surprise for a sunny day at the beach. The anon reminds himself to make time to properly fuck that tight butt one of these days. Once Ten's ass finally unclenches around his tongue, he reaches over the male's leg to dab a fingerful of the warm ejaculate on his chest, sucking it from his finger as the ship recovers on top of him.
(Fun as always! That seems like a good breakpoint. Thanks for the good time, mech.)
>>4014913
>he sits back down beside you
Hey I was having trouble watching it sideways, but I still wanna cuddle.
>moving his arms to your waist, he hoists you up on top of his thighs, his bulge pressing against the side of your ass, your flat chest at his eye level
I think you sitting here is a much better spot
>>4014865
Well~
>She bit her lower lip, smirking teasingly
Maybe I do, maybe I don't~
After all, this might not be the right place...
>>4014866
Hmph!
>With courage, Hotaru ventured to give that bar a powerful... Bite
>Nom
Hmmm... Not bad~
>>4014903
Fine, fine~
Only if you are the one feeding me, anon!
>>4014943
>Suddenly all of that happened!
>What in the name of God!?
W-What!? What is this I don't even....
>Hotaru's sugar-rotten brain had problem processing everything that was happening! She was unsure if be scared of the violent entrance, her Ramune turned into some other drink or the man wearing... That.
... Don't kill me please.
>>4014921
(Not this "Trixie" you speak of)
Fine!
>gently caresses his soft sack
