ERP Thread
Quiet hours masturbation edition
Previous thread: >>1372853
>>1378068
Miyafuji reporting in to the afternoon!~
ACHTUNG!
Guess I was too late.
Reporting.
>>1378014
Well since it's your lucky day and all , it seems fitting to let you choose, right? I'll be like a lewd genie and grant your one wish....
>She stops to think for a second before hastily amending her statement.
As long as it isn't anything too vulgar, please!
>>1378082
Morning, hubby!
>>1378105
Elphiii!~
Ohaiyo!
>>1378091
That was quite the lengthy response... but uh. I like you, let's do it in the future when I have more time.
>>1378105
M-miss Elphelt! I love you so~ much!
>>1378139
I'm slow. Sorry.
Other times I blitz into the fray, or like today, tech and logistics fuckups cause hiccups in my thread activity.
Sorry.
>>1378105
Ah... Well, I feel it'd be quite demanding of myself to ask for coitus right off the bat... And chances are, it's far too ostentatious for the beautiful Elphelt. I wouldn't want to make her uncomfortable!
>After his spiel ends, he pauses and ponders upon his decisions for a bit, rubbing his chin idly.
>>1378149
You're fine, silly.
I'm just actually really curious as to how you are in the sheets. All we've done is talk about music and camping trips.
>>1378136
I've been tasked with rescuing the thread from death this morning! Isn't that exciting?
>Elphelt leans down to scoop Miyafuji up in the biggest bear hug she could muster, taking care not to squeeze the poor girl too tightly.
How have you been? Did you enjoy your birthday festivities?
>>1378141
H-Hey, don't you go dropping "L" bombs like that so carelessly, Mr. Anon! That can be hurtful....
>>1378157
Hum, what could possibly be stirring in that dirty mind of yours, mister? Surely something perverted but it can't be that bad. You can tell El, c'mooooon!
>>1378161
Which means that either you haven't lurked enough/just found these threads/just noticed my presence
First off I talk plenty more than that.
Secondly I'm a beast in the sheets.
>>1378192
I wasn't around for /b/, I lurk aplenty but maybe I'm just bad at lining up with your time.
and if point number two is the case I really do want to find out sometime.
I wish I could fuck my mom.
>>1378185
Eh? B-but I really do love you.. Every time I look at you, I get so excited and dizzy and...
Auuuu.. Elphelt..
>>1378185
H-hah, must I really...? I may bring discomfort, but... If El so desires that I tell her, then very well.
>While his face takes up a red tint due to the blood rushing into his cheeks, he coughs quietly, so as to clear his throat.
I do hope this will go without ridicule. I, well, am a vanilla person. But... I'd desired for your butt for so long! I know that you're likely against that idea, though. So... Perhaps, sex is fine for now?
>>1378206
Oh I would love to involve you in some bedbreaking action dear~
>>1378185
Ooh, sounds tough but yup, exciting!~
>Miyafuji giggled as you hoisted her up, holding to your shoulders with her hands.
Yeah! Got a DiRT Rally as a gift from a friend and been playing that a lot among other things. Waiting for Valentines day to hang out with Anzu here.~
>>1378254
Is that so~?
I'll look forward to it!
>>1378287
Tell me again why finding out is postponed for "sometime" ??
>>1378213
You're being mean, Mr. Anon! That doesn't sound like love but more along the lines of what they call...a crush?
>>1378226
>She blinks a few times, not fully taking in what the man had requested. As it his intentions hit her, her cheeks quickly turned a shade that rivaled his own.
I-It really seems like it took you a lot of courage to say that openly, s-so I have to commend that....but i'd prefer we'd leave my posterior out of it....at least for now.
>The closing statement was mumbled quickly as she hurried on to vocalize her following thought.
The latter A-OK with me, though!
>>1378261
I'm glad you enjoyed it, hubby! Racing games are fun to watch but i'm so criminally bad at them that I don't play them much. And wow, Valentine's Day really is around the corner, huh? I wonder what kind of trouble i'll get myself into then, hehe!
>>1378301
I have to get going shortly, but the next time I spot you, you can bet I'll find out.
>>1378317
I remember you mentioning you had a birthday two days before me! How was yours?
..I'd be delighted if you were around here on Valentines as well, after all you're absolutely the best girl for that day!~
>>1378317
Wait, no I promise it's love! There's nobody else in the world who makes me feel this way..
>He steps closer grabbing and embracing the object of his affections
Elphelt..
Good morning
>>1378317
I understand! I-it's quite likely jarring to have something foreign penetrate you in an otherwise... for lack of a better word, "unused" orifice. But, ah, since you said the latter shoud be fine...
>He takes a quick step forward, looking her in her aqua eyes. The corners of his lips tug up, forming a smile that was tight at the seams, and radiated warmth.
Then... shall we get to it?
Eurofriends fighting the dead hours together!
>>1378380
Morning!
>>1378419
I want to use those horns as handlebars
>crashes into thread
>pile of dead bodies fall out
>>1378419
Hello and good morning ! How are you ? c:
>>1378426
Would you believe I've heard that line before? Still makes me giggle though.
>>1378442
>she does a fistpump.
Ten outta ten and all I did was say good morning to the thread. Hope you're not gonna leave that lust attended to.
>>1378499
I'd believe it, it's a very common line.
Doesn't change that I still want to do it though
>tfw you want to take anons inside your back door
>>1378369
Sure did, went out with a few friends. I don't think I have....or will ever for that matter....eat so much sushi again! Don't worry, i'll be sure to show up for that wonderful day! maybe i'll even get a glimpse at blossoming love....
>>1378370
W-Wait, aren't we moving too fast here, mister!? I don't even know your name!
>Her light frame shivers in the man's arms despite the warm interior climate.
>>1378389
>El breathes out a sigh of relief, successfully managing to keep her bottom's chastity another day.
Thanks for being so understanding, Mr. Anon! And yes, we shall. C-Can you take it out for me? I've become pretty good at getting those things good and raring to go!
>Her gaze drifts from meeting his to lustfully wandering down and settling at his nethers, which she knew she was soon to service.
>>1378443
Aww, you're so cute! I'm just fine, sweetie. And how are you?
>>1378499
*unattended
God I'm such a dumb slut at this time of day, I can't even get my words the right way around.
>>1378523
I can't say it wouldn't be exciting, but you've gotta be gentle if you're going to steer my head around.
>>1378532
Huh? Sorry..
>He lets her go and steps back slightly. If anything, he looks even more hopelessly lovesick
You.. you hate me don't you.. I-I'm sorry for wasting your time..
>>1378595
I... I'm not cute ! Dummy !
>Throws her pillow at you
i-i just woke up not too long ago but it's really cold here so I'm wrapped up under 2 blankets ! But now don't have a pillow..
>>1378348
Understood.
>>1378619
You are! Cute and sweet. Makes me wanna ruffle your hair.
I wish I could get into bed too, but I've been working all day and I'm afraid I'll fall asleep if I wrap up too comfy.
>>1378595
I'll be gentle! Just come back again sometime so we can have fun.
>>1378660
Flattery will get you everywhere you big dummy. Even though I don't know how to respond to it ;_;
y-you should come in bed with me and find out if you will sleep or not ! The blankets are extra warm ~
>>1378499
Well, if things go good, I maybe be able to get mysrlf off; otherwise, not really
>>1378532
>Her words soon reach his ears, and he nods, heart thumping like a jackhammer from excitement.
Y-yes, El!
>Swiftly, he strips off his pants, along with his boxers, which exposes him in front of her. Feeling slightly concious about himself however, he looks down, slightly flustered. Though she hadn't allowed him entrance to her behind, this was just as good.
>>1378663
Hmmm ... okay! I might be hiding the horns at the time (i.e. if I keep hanging out here I'll quickly run out of pictures) but remind me who you are if you see, and we'll further discuss 'handlebars', if you like.
>>1378682
I'm not flattering you, sweetie! I'm just feeling affectionate.
And oh, don't tempt me to get into bed, you have no idea how long I will pass out when I eventually do.
>>1378707
Might be* myself* oops
>>1378530
Lewd.
>>1378616
Hate? Of course not, Mr. Anon, you just kinda surprised El there! But maybe we should take things a bit slower if you really believe your feelings are true, no? Like marriage and then dates and then....hum, what goes after that? A pet? Or maybe children? Both?
>Her tongue slightly pokes out of the corner of her mouth and she scratches the side of her head, clearly lost in her own little world for the time being.
>>1378663
>She kneels down to get a better look at his exposed manhood, just inches away as her warm breath tickles the surface.
Hey, don't be embarrassed, Mr. Anon! If you get embarrassed, i'll get embarrassed...
El's gently takes a hold of his soft member, not yet at full length. The warmth of her hand spreads over every inch of his shaft as she begins to rhythmically run her hand back and forth it's length which began to swell in her smooth palm.
>>1378737
I'm sorry I'm so stupid to not know the difference..
But are you suure ?~ We could cuddle and rub our feets together under the blankets and be nice and warm !
>>1378800
Ah.. I see..
>He looks down at her lewd outfit, amazed by just how much cleavage is exposed
Well it's okay.. I'll follow your lead. Besides, I bet I'll be happy doing anything with you..
Though, did you say marriage, then dates? I thought it was the other way around.
>>1378707
What does 'go good' mean in this context then? Because if you're feeling lustful, you should get yourself off! It's healthy.
>>1378804
Ahh I really really wanna now! I'd love a warm cuddle companion right about now.
>>1378949
Come ! I could even kiss your cheek and neck while I'm on top of you hugging you !
>>1378942
>His voice snapped her out of her strange fantasy and back into the real world as she sheepishly glanced over at the man.
Whoops, sorry. But i'm almost positively sure my order is the right one! How can you know if you can reaaaally love someone if you don't marry them first? It...makes sense to me at least.
24 or 36?
>>1378982
I guess..? We'll try it your way then.
>His eyes keep darting around as he gets a little nervous.
Is that why you're always wearing that.. outfit?
>>1379042
Mhm. I guess you could say i'm destined to be a bride! It's not really a traditional wedding dress, but it's super comfy and easy to move around.
>She puffs her chest out in pride and turns towards him, grasping the sides of her gown and hiking it up ever so slightly with a glowing grin.
You like it, right?
>>1379131
Oh yes, it definitely suits you!
>He returns her grin, very much taken with her
Though.. That opening on your chest probably gives you a lot of.. attention.
Aww, looks like the lucky Mr. Anon up and vanished. Maybe he got abducted by aliens? Or just got sleepy and nodded off? My crusade against the dead will have to wait until tomorrow it seems!
>>1379272
I suppose it does, mister. I mean it definitely worked for you, huh?
>El narrows her eyes and twists her lips into a sly smile.
Don't think I didn't notice your gaze, you! It's fine, I take it as a compliment~ Buuut i'm pretty drowsy myself so I think it's time for El to retire for now. Let's get to know each other better tomorrow, hm? I'll look forward to it!
>>1379518
Y-you noticed?
>He turns red, not able to look her in the eyes anymore
Well okay.. Thank you for um.. telling me the right order to do things..
Come get some.
>>1379580
>>1379644
hotheads* :^)
I have returned.
>>1378082
Do you not have a job?
>>1379716
Sigh...
Right when I'm about to leave.
>>1379724
I got a job right here
*whips out dick*
>>1379743
Of course dear. Naturally.
And I took... 9 minutes to respond.
What a great avatarfag I am no?
>>1379861
Being a good ava isn't all about response times, you know.
Anyways, I gotta run. See ya later, Fraulein.
>>1379940
Until we meet again mein herr
>>1379861
What makes a great avatarfag, how do I get there?
>>1380123
Believe in yourself and remember your training
>>1380123
you need to be willing to go shoulder deep into a man's ass
>>1380142
What if I've had no training, that's sort of why I asked the question. I was hoping for a master in the art to teach me.
>>1380123
Oh it's easy, first off you should be a fucking tease, and allow only few to ever experience ERP with you, then you leave mid-session and don't come back before a minimum of 8 hours have passed.
And when you return you act like nothing happened in the first place.
Naturally you need to be in some form of circlejerk aswell. IRC/Discord/whatever
Just be the most desirable, but at the same time the never obtainable.
>>1380190
Were you at least given the Avatarfag Handbook ? It's very helpful
>>1380205
This man knows what he is talking about
>>1380205
d-do I do any of those anon ?
>>1380265
Talking from personal experience.
Das what I did.
>>1380287
Should I leave the discord so I won't be so disgusting ?
>>1380205
Dude's been paying attention at least.
I'd also add that one should cocktease any anons that dare to speak to you and then go fuck a dog for a few hours in plain view of everybody.
>>1380205
What about being desirable and obtainable? Does that disqualify one?
>>1380346
that just makes you a slut
Some people in these threads are just more silly than a Clown.
>>1380371
fart on my dick!
>>1380346
as long as you never take the ERP all the way trough to (as the cliché goes) mutual orgasm
>>1380346
You never got in bed with me ! You're gonna have to pay for that
>>1380356
Fishing for me back ? I only talk to like 2 people there and I forget it even is a thing most of the time ;-;
>>1380402
They'll still miss you. Prolly.
They're like cancer, they never want to leave you.
>>1380361
I don't mind being a slut! At least that would be accurate.
>>1380390
What's the point of ERPing without mutual orgasm?
>>1380402
I fell asleep! Couldn't help it.
>>1380319
Is cock teasing not fun of its own right though?
>>1380221
I was not, I sleep a lot in class though so maybe I just forgot it.
>>1380205
Seems like quite a bit of work there. Can I simply not have fun?
>>1380434
Christ, who is this breastacle spectacle?
I want to fuck your mouth while you slobber all over my cock until your top is soaked in saliva.
>>1380434
I was telling you how to be the GREATEST avafag of all time
Not how you're supposed to ERP
Or how to live your life.
Do what you want for all I care, you could be smoking crack and selling off your ass at the corner of the kindergarten my nephew goes to and I still wouldn't give two shits about what you do.
>>1380447
Do you enjoy full lenght ERP sessions from foreplay to finish?
Are you easy to please?
Are you easy to get?
If any or all three questions were answered to as yes, then no, ou simply can't have fun if you wish to be GREATEST AVATARFAG
>>1380426
I'm not very noticeable, the only time they ever noticed me was when everyone was in a voice chat thing and they bullied my voice and asked if I was trans .-.
>>1380434
That's gonna cost you 1 tummy kiss !
>>1380447
I can teach you with mine but it'll cost you
I'm boredddddd
>>1380491
Hmmm... Are you aware that there are multiple discords?
You may be in the "filled with assholes" one.
But to be honest both of them are filled with assholes
>>1380491
well are you one?
>>1380521
Oh baby. So am I.
>>1380491
Oh what price is it I'm going to have to pay to acquire this so powerful handbook?
>>1380490
I tend to be rather occupied a large portion of the time, though easy to get depends. I'll assume most the time I bother posting here I'll be ready such vile activities but there may be a few offers I turn down if they seem too brutish.
>>1380471
Ooh ... ahem. I didn't expect that to send a shiver of excitement through me. Are you asking my name or do you just want more pictures?
>>1380491
You want me to kiss your tummy, sweetie~?
>>1380552
nope. not this time. last time i stuck my penis in your gaschamber you left.
>>1380265
as someone whose fucked your mouth twice you're one of the better erpers here, though the master talk with the worst avatarfag in the threads minus' a few points
>>1380606
Fair enough... Sorry about that m8
>>1380584
So basically everything except true sadist goes?
>>1380588
If you told me your name, that would be precious seconds when my dick isn't pistoning in and out of your face while I use your horns as handlebars.
Tell me if you want, I'm well beyond the point of caring.
Now show me those big fat wonderful tits, slut, and get on your knees.
>>1380491
Did they force you to moan till they came?
>>1380606
>gaschamber
>>1380584
You have to let me kiss your tummy !
>>1380525
I'm in the one with uhhhh a bunch of people idk I should go on and find out I thinks
>>1380543
NO !
>>1380588
i-i was hoping I could kiss yours but if you want to that's ok too
>>1380633
This t.bh
Decent ERP but gets caught up in the animu grill circlejerk too much
>>1380711
so youre saying youre a man with a faggy voice then
>>1380633
w-well you don't have to worry about that he abandoned me so I guess it's just erp now
>>1380750
It literally went
>Wait youmu are you a trans or just a really huge faggot
a-and I left after that because I was too nervous to talk
>>1380765
>Removes me off his list
>I abandoned him
Drama time over though, back to lurking.
>>1380790
fart on muh dick god dammit!
>>1380790
Good for him, then
>>1380765
I want to bully youmu and make her nervous.
>>1380662
>puts her hands on her hips.
That's no way to talk to a lady, now is it? Especially one who was interested for a few minutes there. Dial it back a little, geeze.
>>1380711
Oh! Oh you can kiss my tummy if you want, cutie~
>>1380765
>are you a trans or just a really huge faggot
Protip: We don't give two shits about your IRL shit, we want to see you be a massive slut as a cute little girl and have us line up so we can slap our cocks on your face.
>>1380711
My tummy, you aren't going to give me a raspberry are you?
>>1380658
I don't know if I'd go that far, but I'd be down for a large variety of activities. Having more experiences means people will come back wanting more right, I wouldn't want to bore them out.
>>1380806
DAMN LOOK AT THEM TITTIES
>>1380821
you aint no lady. you a hoe
Any sluts wanna fug?
>>1380806
I can't let you do that anon
>>1380821
t-thank you
>Lifts up your shirt and rolls it just under your breasts, letting out a slight gasp of excitement as I stare at your navel, nervously biting my lip before lowering my mouth over your belly button, slowly licking circles around it before kissing your tummy more and more, small lines of my drool getting on my lips and over your tummy
t-thank you
>>1380828
You have to wait and see !
>>1380821
I misjudged your intentions, my mistake.
Have a nice day.
>>1380826
This.
This should be the banner for this board.
>>1380856
Then feel free to do as you wish.
>She pulls up the bottom of her shirt a bit, just enough to reveal her navel.
Just be warned, I'm very quick if you try to do anything silly.
>>1380895
Don't worry I'm not one to be a sneaky lewdie
>Holds you by the hips and presses her nose along your navel, signing and whimpering as she sticks out her tongue and licks "Youmu" on your tummy, kissing every wet spot on it before placing her hand right below your belly button, gently rubbing it as she kisses slightly under your breasts
>>1380833
I can be a slut and a lady at the same time! A quantum state of slutty uncertainty, where you can't be sure if I'm taking your cock until it's already down my throat.
>>1380856
>Giggles and squirms a little, struggling not to pull away with the tickle reflex, allowing you to kiss her soft belly.
Phew ...
>>1380867
I just like taking my time with these things, that's all. My apologies for the confusion.
>>1380945
If I may take a polite approach, could I play with your breasts a little ma'am?
>>1380945
>Firmly grabs your hips, not letting you squirm too much as she softly nibbles on your tummy more, leaving small red kiss marks where her lips once were while small, quiet moans escape her breath and her tongue slides up and down your tummy even more
>>1380925
Oh really now, then what is this long trail of saliva along my stomach, it seems rather perverted in nature don't you think.
>Placing her hand of your forehead she pushes the bangs out of the way of your face, looking down towards you. Goosebumps popping up along her arm as the feeling of the wet tongue moves along her stomach.
Hmm, you seem to be quite adept at this.
>>1380955
You may! You can even be a little rough~
>She straightens her back to puff her chest out, stretching the fabric of her already taut top, and opens the topmost clasp, revealing a hint of deep cleavage.
>>1380958
Goodness, you're really going to town down there, aren't you?
>She's gone quite red in the face now, flushed from all the tummy-kissing.
>>1381004
w-well it's not my fault you have such a nice tummy...
>Rubs my hands along your legs, slowly moving them onto your waist then sides, softly massaging them while she looks up at you and gives you a smile, happily panting as she moves her mouth back on your tummy, licking then kissing right where she licked from under your breasts to your belly button
>>1381014
w-well I can stop if you want me to >_<
>>1381014
>He licks his lips as the horned woman's massive chest is push out, the motion alone causing a nice bounce. His hands immediately reach out, squeezing in to them, squishing them together and rolling the big mounds up and down against one another, further straining the top.
>>1381037
No no sweetie, I didn't say you have to stop! I'm just surprised is all, here I thought you'd prefer a boy-tummy or something. I'm terrible at reading people though.
>>1381039
>She lets out a little puffing gasp as you squeeze and grope her chest, the heavy weight of her breasts forcing her to make minute adjustments to her stance as you knead her chest. As she blushes and her eyelashes flutter, you can feel a hint of her rapidly hardening nipples through the fabric of her top.
>>1381037
>Her nails scratch the top of your head lightly, weaving her hands through your hair as you continue to assault her stomach.
If you keep going at this rate, I may force you to lick something else with that skillful tongue of yours.
Especially with such soft hands I'm surely you are rather good at pleasing people.
>Removing one of the hands placed upon your head, placing a thumb between her waist and her skirt line, pulling it down lightly.
>>1381084
>He pants a little in excitement, handling such huge, soft breasts. His mouth waters from salivation as he feels her nipples harden, with fingers immediately going for them to pinch, twist and turn, every so often making sure to bounce the mounds, enjoying the show such big melons made.
Your tits are amazing...
>>1381087
w-well if you force me.. I just don't have a choice then do I ?~
>Lets out a soft purr as your nails scratch my head and slowly run through her hair, making her pull you closer to her, resting her cheek on your tummy while rubbing her warm, soft hand on your navel, listening to your heartbeat increase as she plays with your belly button, licking the tip of her finger and rubbing it along the edges of it before lifting her hands up your skirt, holding your legs directly and kisses it again, her mouth becoming more and more wet with each kiss
>>1381084
I don't discriminate ~
>>1381161
(Oh my it seems you are quite a perverted ghost, I have to cut our hours short this morning as a rather critical task has shown itself. I'll be around tonight. Hopefully I can see you there. Ta-ta for now)
>>1381233
( m-maybe just a little perverted.. I hope your task goes well and we get to see each other tonight ^^ )
>>1381109
>She lets out a sharper cry as soon as you pinch at her sensitive nipples, squeezing her eyes shut and gasping. She places her hands on yours as if to restrain you, but her soft fingers merely rest there. Her eyes are heavy with arousal as she pouts softly.
Ah ... why is it men always do that with nipples?
>>1381161
Neither do I, sweetie! At least with cute little ones like you~
>>1381258
i'm too perverted to be cute stop lying ! >.<
>>1381251
Cut the innocent act, you're a natural born slut and you know it.
>>1381258
>He smirks as she lets out that cute little cry, which makes him pinch at her nipples again.
Because it makes you women make cute sounds like that...
>Finally he begins to undo more clasps of her top, letting her breasts hang more heavily against the fabric of her top. Without removing the top entirely, he now pushes his hands inside of the fabric, running his palm over her bare breasts inside her clothing, rubbing the warm skin of his hand over her hardened nipples.
>>1381270
I'm sorry for trying to act innocent when all I am is a slut who wants to please as many people as I can. I can't even e-enjoy myself without knowing I could make someone cum, thank you for letting me tell people this
>>1381309
I like you being cute with girls and a massive cockslut with guys
Keep it up
>>1381342
She's a terrible slave though.
>>1381290
>She blushes very deeply as she allows you to open her top, clasping her hands behind her back in a submissive pose, and then smiling a naughty little smile of pleasure when you slip your hands inside, bare skin against the silky-soft flesh of her breasts.
I do like the effect it's having on you too.
>>1381309
Awww, there's nothing wrong with being a slut! That's why I'm here too - it's just super fun to make people cum, isn't it?
>>1381349
>Clowntard
>>1381342
I'll try my best, thank you for noticing my tendencies
>>1381370
gah.. It is, I love making people cum so much, I love being called a slut and a worthless bitch and fucked by people I just met.. I feel like such a little cumdump when a thick, hot load slides down my throat I just love it
>>1381370
>The pure size of her breasts coupled with the jostling from his kneading actually undoes the last clasp of her top, letting the heavy mounds hang freely, right in to his palms. He squeezes them a bit roughly, keeping them hefted up. His own cheeks warm, he returns her naughty smile and gives her a heated look.
... I think I might want to do more than just rub these now, miss.
>>1381373
I have shinoa I don't need slaves also I always post with my avatar. Only silly people hide behind anon.
>>1381388
Thanks for the boner, ghost slut.
>>1381423
Thank you for getting hard from my post anon
>>1381309
>>1381388
>>1381411
Sadly I'm rapidly running out of time for tonight. Being Euro is suffering, both for me and your poor unsucked cock. I've got myself right in the mood, but if I went any further I run the risk of leaving you at the precise moment you're getting ready to deliver a load of delicious cum. Come slap me with your cock tomorrow and we'll see~
>>1381388
Self-worth, sweetie, self-worth! Slut, good, making boys cum like rockets going off, also good! Cumdump, yes please! ... 'worthless bitch'? Oh sweetie, now I just want to give you a lap pillow.
>>1381479
>tfw live in HST and always, always have the best lewdest RPs with euros
being me is suffering
But it's all good, thanks for letting me rub you down a bit.
>>1381479
I don't mind being called names like that, I enjoy it when people remind me I'm only good for sucking cocks and making them cum. w-would you cuddle and pet me after I've been humiliated and degraded and say it's only because I ask for it ?
>>1381519
I shouldn't judge if that's what turns you on, but I will absolutely give you cuddles and kind words afterward too~
>>1381500
Oh no, thank you! Let's see where this goes again tomorrow!
>>1381548
You're too nice
>Pulls you into bed with me, wrapping my arms around you and giving you a quick kiss on the cheek
>tfw slept for 14 hours
What's up thread, did I miss anything?
How we all doing today so far?
>>1381580
If you want me to. What would you like me to do ?
>Drops to my knees in front of you, waiting for your order
I ain't never seen a group as pathetic as yous guys.
>>1381609
That's a good girl. Undo my pants hon, feeling really tight after playing with big tits. Get it out.
>>1381584
Anzu-chan!
>hugs you and gives you a box of chocolate Pocky
>>1381637
Heh.. yes sir
>Crawls on all fours to you, rubbing my cheek on your bulge as I undo your pants, dropping them around your ankles. I let out a small gasp of excitement as I place your already throbbing hard cock in my hands, surprised at how warm it is
j-jeez, I wasn't expecting you to be this hard already
>>1381660
>The thick length pulses with his excited heartbeat, hot against her cheek and hands as she gets his cock out.
Hah... playing with big tits really gets me going. As do really lewd cocksuckers like you.
>>1381656
>Squeaks quietly as shes hugged, turning to face anon with a bright smile as you hand me some sweets
Thanks Anon~!
>She quickly opened the pocky and chomped down on a stick, eating it hastily
>>1381676
Mmm well, thank you for letting me suck your cock then sir
>Playfully rubs your cock on my cheek, sticking out my tongue and slowly glides it along the side and bottom of it as I stroke it, starting off slow and gradually picking up the pace. I look up to you and smile at you, gazing at you in lust and puts my mouth over your balls, rolling them around in my hot, wet mouth as I tease the tip of your cock with my finger
>>1381704
A-Ahh... just how I like it...
>He moans softly as she slurps his balls, his cock throbbing further against her toying hand and finger, eventually pre leaking over the teasing digit.
>>1381701
How have you been?
>unwraps lolipop
I've been under the weather lately. The weather where I'm at can't decide if it wants to be hot or cold. And a lot of anons are lashing out at Jiro and Elizabeth.
>>1381776
jiro can eat a dick
>>1381776
With Nue gone people need new people to hate I guess.
>>1381794
and if that is the case, who wants to shitpost and chill?
>>1381761
Am I right in thinking you're the same anon the past few times ? Of course I remember what you like <3
>Slurps and licks your balls a bit more, taking them out of my mouth, leaving a small pop sound as they come out, leaving behind a small trail of drool as I move my lips up and down your cock, making sure the drool from my chin wipes onto it before wrapping my tongue along the tip of your cock, swirling my tongue around to lick up every last drop of precum, putting one of my fingers on your lips to let you suck it as the other gently scratches your chest
>>1381776
I want to fuck Elizabeth in her ass. Dry.
>>1381819
BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK
>>1381811
I wouldn't mind except that I'm just checking out the thread before my meds put me to sleep.
>>1381815
Mmm... heh you got me. I didn't want to say anything, but I can't resist your blowjobs...
>He shivers at how she toys with his cock, and when she offers a finger for him he takes it in to his mouth and sucks on it, tonguing it as eagerly as she tongued his cock.
>>1381851
there is always enough time to shitpost anon.
>>1381776
>She smiled cheerfully as she gobbled more chocolates down, tilting her head to the side
Whmm thm juhmr?
>>1381811
I hope that's a euphemism.
Hello, thread. How are you all?
>>1381878
>>1381936
Get the fuck out you disgusting furry, why haven't you hung yourself yet?
>>1381911
I am 100% premium grade shitposter.
>>1381870
Hehe, you should he happy I remember what you like though !
>Lets out a playful whimper as I start to suck your cock, moving my mouth up and down, wrapping my tongue along every inch of your throbbing hard cock as you suck on my finger, I wiggle it around a bit teasingly in your mouth as I use my free hand to start to rub your balls, doing my best to make you feel better and better
can someone sit on my lap and fart one long, continuous fart so it will tickle my cock until i cum?
>>1381979
Nigga the fuck are you even?
>>1382006
Dont tell me you never wanted that to happen to you. i cant be the only one
>>1381979
I-I think you just killed the thread...
>>1382025
You probably aren't the only one, but it sure as fuck ain't normal m80.
>>1382091
i mean, neither is talking to guys pretending to be girls trying to get you off over an imageboard
>>1381952
Ahhh... of course, I'm happy. You're one of the best sluts here... glad to know I left my mark... in a few ways.
>He speaks before resuming to toy with her finger, his hips squirming with weakening knees telling her that her job was about to bear fruit as his chest started to heave a bit from heavy breaths.
>>1382124
>>1382124
Jokes on you nigga
I'm just gay and crave the boypussy.
... also I mostly just want someone to cuddle and love and cherish.
>>1382127
>Pulls your cock from my mouth and holds it with both hands as I look up at you and smile
Well with a cock as nice as this how could I forget~ Are you getting close ?
>I put my mouth back over it, placing my hands on my lap and lets you grab the sides of my head, giving you full control as my tongue wraps around your shaft, savoring every drop of precum that falls on it
>>1382172
>cuddle and love and cherish.
>>1382236
Nue is Drama, don't mention him
>>1382172
no such thing as a boypussy unless you get your dick chopped off m8
>>1382260
https://youtu.be/pG1J-0eS-vg
>>1382257
EHEHEHEHEHE.
>>1382201
ForU
so nobody wants to fart on my dick huh? well aint this a bitch
>gets up and leaves
I start the cast time on my heal spell.
>>1382309
Hey! That bitch stole my dress!
>>1382201
>His hands take a secure hold of the sides of her head, pulling her down on his cock at the same time she moves forward, filling her mouth completely with dick at the same time he starts to finally orgasm, the thick, hot jizz shooting almost directly down her throat.
Haaah..!
>>1382387
>Squeals as your cock shoves all the way down my throat, the heavy musk and precum filling my nose and mouth as your thick, hot juzz shoots down my throat. I do my best to swallow it all, smiling an letting out a small little cough afterwards before hugging your lap and nuzzling my head on your tummy
Such a good boy <3
>>1381979
Umm on a similar vein, does any girl want to press our butts together and fart back and forth into each other?
>>1382376
I want to fuck a healslut.
>>1382462
I know two healsluts.
They're both really fucking cute.
>>1382461
i just fucking lost it
>>1382497
From here, or from a game you play?
>>1382461
I want to poop back and forth.
Forever.
https://youtu.be/KQoJo81lujk
>tfw no Elphelt to save the thread
Nue you said you wouldn't post anymore.
It's been less than a week.
>>1382537
Sorry but I can't let someone else bogart all the hatred that is rightfully mine.
I play tanks.
>>1382520
From here, although I don't think either of them posts here anymore.
>>1382554
Post vocaroo just to be sure.
>>1382564
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uxUsrbw8pW
))<>((
>>1382422
Mmm... and you're such a good girl. <3
>He affectionately strokes her hair as he nuzzles his tummy, letting out a satisfied sigh.
>>1382376
stop making me want to play medic
>>1382586
Have things been going any better for you?
>>1382529
Yeah! Like that but with farts.
>>1382604
>Smiles from ear to ear and squeezes you tight
I have to go for a bit, I hope that's alright. I'm happy I got to make you feel good today though, I'm going to be gone for a week tomorrow !
>>1382617
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Fr7irMSZQb
>>1382376
You know, this would make for a pretty good thread theme.
>>1382637
>steals your dress
>>1382678
g-give that back !
>>1382688
for a man, sure
>>1382688
Yes, he does.
>>1382688
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0TBrycz2AGN
>>1382700
>Implying men can't be beautiful
>>1382721
only the male models
>>1382694
Never!
>strips down to a pair of panties and puts on your dress
I feel so pretty.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mvNixXq6o5
Goddamnit Nue stop thinking of Mizuki so much.
I CANT STOP EATING NUTS
>>1382852
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rffFHVeUw6
Nue you're a goddamn murderer. Now we need to hold a funeral for the thread.
>>1382910
>that stutter when saying about
cute.
>>1382924
sorry my mic is so bad
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1eMlO94h8zT
>>1382996
>pokes butt
>>1382996
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dgj1NFtqNc
>walks in and takes my seat at my rock, holding a bottle of whisky and a glass in the other hand
Hey.
>>1383042
Don't poke my butt
>>1383052
<3
>>1383057
Hello Rhin.
>>1383057
Is your tail feeling better?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XIiLjPpg84
>>1382832
Beautiful
