Hunger Games Thread
>>3959753
>Activate thrusters
>We start soaring towards you at speeds greater than the firebolt broom
>>3959725
M-Many?? No way! You're one of the strongest people I've ever met, like, ever!
>>3959736
>She holds out her hand to you.
You can have as many as you want. The razzberries are a little bit bitter, though.
>>3959772
>She bundles up the scarf and throws it at the back of your head.
>>3959749
Take your time
>>3959735
I'd rather just dress up and change clothes Mio-sama. I don't really care about carrying sweat or bullets inside of me.
I'd rather dress up a few times than to carry around tons of sweat.
>>3959804
>Picks up a berry.
>It squishes to mush in between her metal fingers.
. . .
>>3959778
See ya, DMG.
It was a pleasure to meet you
>>3959789
>>sees a fucking mountain range with huge rifts
>starts flying over, hoping to lost you there.
>>3959806
I will!
>>3959744
>tfw DMG didnt say hi
>>3959753
Thanks, i'll definitely try to! Well, on another topic, how was your day?
Especially those front curves...
Who let the doors open for the dogs from ERP to come shit on our turf ?
>>3959749
>>3959829
Well, don't make fun of HER or I'll turn you in to bug bits, miss. Is there an understanding?
...Perhaps that's jumping to conclusions a bit.
>>3959804
I'd say that I'm above-average, at best, miss.
>>3959813
Nuuurse, can you take my temperature?7
And now that that bitch is gone, how have you all been?
>>3959813
Perfect! That means your clothes carry your passion! In the form of sweat and the effort you put into them!
Even if it's not about the Survival Games, I'm still proud that the Survival Game Club allows you to do it!
It makes me want to cry!
i am the law
>>3959845
Kys
>>3959829
Time's up.
>Daleks = HG
>Time Lords = ERP
>/trash/ = Time War
>yfw
3959845
Fuck off.
>>3959845
Fuck off Paul
>>3959828
>Dogs are plowing into crags left and right
>one after another falling out of the sky
>See my brethren falling to their deaths
>The pain of all this loss speeds me up and fills me with rage
>I'm now darting towards you not to mate, but to avenge my clan
BARK BARK BARK
>>3959804
H-hey..!
>He turns back around and picks it up off the ground and dusts it off.
That's not very nice you know..
>>3959834
A true shame... we should pay her a visit sometime. J-Just to say hi of course...
My day has been good so far. I don't have any bad days recently, and I think it's for the best.
Just doing some work around the house 'n all
>>3959842
Ugh. Just go back to your mudhut or whatever by the gate.
>>3959866
B-But you said I could take my time!
>>3959845
Good job, Paul.
>>3959867
I don't watch dr who
>>3959877
Eat that! You d... hum runts!
You can't beat the great and powerful Fyxe... Hum what's up with that one?
>sees your eyes full of rage
>I start to regret the lustful ones you add moments ago
>gets an Idea
>start heading toward a mall nearby
>>3959845
go away no one wants you here
>>3959912
>you had*
>proofread again, sorry
>>3959904
And I just said that your time is up
>>3959827
>She awkwardly grins, wiping off your hand with her tail.
Ah, em.. Here, I'll just feed you.
>She raises one of the small slices of banana up to your mouth.
>>3959842
Mm, no, I don't believe you. I think you're pretty strong. The strongest, even. Ever. In the whole world.
>>3959883
I'm not gonna take your scarf away from you, silly. Keep it, like I said.
I'll be fine.
>>3959845
Host a game for us you orc futa
Friendly reminder that Hoshi and LD are married.
>>3959845
Well, we still have to deal with you, so it could be better.
>>3959862
>>3959868
>>3959872
>>3959915
I'm doing you all a favor
>>3959910
You're welcome
>>3959922
>LD is the ERP Hoshi
What does that make DMG?
>>3959922
LD might be Hoshi
Don't give it (You)s you retards. Ignore the disease and it'll go away.
>>3959920
. . .
>Opens her mouth for the food.
>>3959922
huh well at least they can uddle whit each other at nigth
>>3959935
The ERP Junko.
>>3959922
>>3959904
I'm still there, I just made use of one of her old techniques to be here, as well. And it's not as if we've bothered with making a house when we have the Garden to guard from...trespassers.
>>3959920
>She twitches
...No, miss. By no means am I anywhere close to being the strongest.
>>3959912
>thrusters burn out
>lost altitude
>crash on the ground, but live
>swears vengeance
>dog
>>3959918
That's not fair!
>>3959857
Same
>>3959885
Thats always good to hear. Its never a bad thing to have relaxing days where nothing goes wrong. Its the piece at mind feeling that really sets in.
Yeeeeaa...just to say "hi"
>wink
>>3959845
Really? Really nigga?
>>3959956
3...
>>3959911
Daleks
>Creatures of war, hate everything that isn't them
Time Lords
>Also people of war, created a time bubble to keep some of them "safe" (discord), while keeping the majority out
Now what makes me wonder, who would be the Doctor?
It's gotta be someone from ERP, who left, and is hated by HG the most.
>>3959950
I remember this exact post.
>>3959962
Shit that's not too far off.
>>3959946
Feeling lonely? You want a hug sweetie? Or maybe a drinkin buddy, I'm always game for one
>>3959954
Geee... at least it's out for now... But I have the feeling I'll see it again around.... Better start getting some kibbles and all..
>>3959970
>pic
I managed to free myself. That was a pretty strange encounter.
>>3959924
>I'm
>doing
>you
>all
>a
>favor
>>3959976
>gives kibbles
>>3959972
i swear to god if someone has the whole post i will [marry] them
>>3959971
>hate everything that isn't them
Nigga we hate our kind even more than others.
>>3959976
no thank you
allergys
Give me a code and I'll host
>>3959970
2.
>>3959952
You don't do your job very well, bugs get in all the time. If I were her I'd fire you.
>>3959991
>I'm pretty sure Aikawa saved the entire thread and uploaded it as a zip, I can check if I have it somewhere.
>>3960004
I wish i had one
>>3960004
No.
>>3959924
Everyone, welcome to the greatest show on earth, Paul's delusional posting! You'd feel bad for the kid if he ever felt bad for anyone besides himself!
>>3959960
Really just to say hi! I mean we can't do that out in the open, with people watching...
and to be honest...
Shy anons just trying to massage my paws feels way more hotter to me than any horny ava from ERP....
>>3960002
Allergic to dogs? Aww that sucks...
>>3960007
You idiot, you wasted a second to give me a name.
You only have 1 second left
>>3960004
Fuck off Baron
>>3959945
>She drops the single slice of banana into your mouth.
Here ya go!
>>3959952
Then you're... The second strongest.
>>3960004
Give this doge a code for the love of everything that is holy!
>>3959920
Jeez you're stubborn.... Kinda like me sometimes.
>He wraps the scarf back around his neck.
>>3960032
>Covers her mouth with a metal hand and chews it.
. . .
>>3959844
I'm not a real nurse. You'll have to visit someone who is.
I just dressed up as one.
>>3959848
They don't really carry my sweat Mio-sama. I take baths regularly and switch my outfits so that never happens.
I'm glad I can dress up as whatever I want though.
>>3960039
n5wK0tCm
>>3960019
A-are the dogs gone?
>>3959993
True.
But Daleks fit HG a lot more because they're more cocky.
HG doesn't like to admit that it's cancer, at least, not as much as it should.
Also the Daleks have survived a lot longer than the Time Lords.
ERP has only just kinda moved here while HG got banned multiple times.
>>3960053
>>3960004
Well, you can host now~
Thank you anon btw.
>>3960060
Yeah, I think I outsmarted them... Their chief is lost on the mountains now.
>>3960048
Through the game I mean. It would be disgusting if you didn't shower or clean them regularly. Don't be like Subaru.
>>3960011
>>3960014
Aw...oh well.
>>3960019
Hmm....true....I understand~
So...someone has a bit of a foot fetish, eh?
>>3960031
We've been over this before, anon.
>>3960019
yeah i am allergic and to other things too
>>3960007
...I take my work very seriously, miss. As it were, we were only just "reinstated". AND, the normal insects aren't the problem, it's reckless humans, fairies, and other youkai that we contend with. Honestly, if it weren't for these spell card rules disbarring lethality, we'd have cut the amount of intruders down to size by now.
>>3960032
I'm not even in the top 50 I'd daresay, miss.
>>3960053
Thanks!
>>3960028
Uh, uh...
Larry! Yeah... Larry. Larry likes bugs.
>>3960067
>HG as a bunch of identical soulless robots that just want to destroy and kill everything and ruin everything they touch
I can see that.
>>3960101
This is totally a made up name
>>3960076
I don't, I just found it hot, where that one anon told me I wanted to smooth something else than my breasts...
It was comfy also
>>3960083
That's too bad because I'm like... the only one talking to you right now...
Entry post coming up soon. Reset those post timers.
>>3960047
Good?
Bananas usually make my mouth itchy..
>>3960089
Then.. Fifty-first!
>>3960075
I talked to him as well. He's a bit of a weird one.
How did you get him to join the group Mio-sama?
>>3960107
And the Time Lords are a bunch of dicks who think they control everything.
>>3960120
...You'd simply have to see Gensokyo itself and get a feel to have a more accurate statement.
>>3960112
yeah thats good , i just dont want furry on my face and nose
>>3960123
The perfect tactic that never fails. I tricked him into signing the papers by saying that he has to write down his name for me to remember it.
Alright, Welcome to the Dreamland Games (I think), hosted by yours truly, Furry porn
I'll require 24 of you to partake this journey~
Will bump to 36 if necessary
>>3960125
Literally /sanctuarium/
>>3960164
N. Cortex
>>3960120
>Raises an eyebrow.
. . .
Itchy?
>>3960164
Monsoon
>>3960164
Major Ocelot
>>3960164
Dominator
>>3959984
>Knew I missed something
Are...you alright, miss?
>>3960164
Elly
>>3960164
The Major
>>3960164
King Kaito
>>3960164
SpongeJo
>>3960164
Drone Remover Jeff Hardy
>>3960164
Lizze the red!
>>3960164
The Order Grand
>>3960164
Lord Ainz Ooal Gown
>>3960164
Neferpitou
>>3960164
Kayo Goutokuji
>>3960148
Oh. The same tactic you used on Momoka-san? That's a good strategy to get them to do what you want.
Don't you think it's a bit deceiving to do so?
>>3960164
Maria and Harusame
>>3960164
Commando
let's see how an ugly creature can host, hopefully better than the skeletons that ride... that ride forever or someshit.
>>3960164
L85A1
>>3960164
WRIGGLE NIGHTBUG
>>3960089
Are you sure about that? You don't look very tough. I doubt you could hurt even a fly.
>>3960109
H-How did you know? Wait, I mean, not it's not. It's a totally real one.
>>3960164
Sami Zayn
>>3960146
>>3960164
Pokemon Master Fyxe
Also I think you meant "will hump to 36"
>>3960146
Furry, or fur?
It makes a big difference... But I'll be careful...
Lumberjack >>3960164
>>3960164
Otori Mio
>>3960164
The Drifter
>>3960164
Birb
>>3960164
Kazuma Kuvaru
>>3960164
Akitsu Maru
>>3960164
Wasp-chan
>>3960164
Makoto
>>3960132
Probably.. Someone said they could teach me to fly, would that help me get to Gensokyo?
>>3960170
>She nods, popping a razzberry into her own mouth.
Mhm. I think I'm allergic.
>>3960164
Koyomi Araragi
>>3960164
Deus Ex Machina
>>3960164
Hayasui
>>3960164
Elh Melizee
>>3960164
Entoma
>>3960164
Yukico-tan
>>3960164
Gertrud Barkhorn
>>3960164
Crendor
>>3960166
Nah, that's still connected to HG.
ERP is similar, but different.
Just as the Daleks and the Time Lords have different ideals, but are both xenophobic and destroy everything they get ahold of.
>>3960201
End the lies, now.
>>3960180
Me? It was a little scary, but I'm fine. Thank you for your concern.
>>3960216
Don't eat them.
>Lowers her hands.
>>3960241
I'll get you in, if you're late
don't worry
>>3960252
There are no lies here. Only truth.
>>3960194
Deceiving? No, no, no! It's a proof of my perfect recruit skills! He could've left, but he chose to not to!
So it's obvious he wants to be a part of the Survival Game Club, and he just needed a little help with realizing that!
>>3960201
I don't think you want to test that theory, miss. In all my years of service, I only had two people get past me, back then.
>>3960216
It's...complex magic, miss.
>>3960260
Some people here are so uncivil. What happened?
>>3960271
Okay, then bring me Larry
>>3960264
>She eats a blueberry.
They're yummy, though. It only makes me itch a little bit.
>>3960281
So how do I get there, then? You guys've gotten me so interested in it!
>>3960164
Adachi
>>3960164
Isaac Clarke
>>3960164
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>3960270
>>3960314
. . .
Don't get sick.
>>3960281
It seems she mistook me for an admiral, so she grabbed me and chained my hands to a bed. She wanted me to become a pirate like her, but the things she wanted me to do were..
>>3960281
Huh? I never said anything about wanting to fight... Just that you kinda look like a wimp. You should dress cooler.
>>3960289
O-Okay!
>brings you a moth
This guy's name is Larry.
>>3960275
Are you sure that you didn't just trick him to where he couldn't leave anymore?
It's a good recruitment skill, but it's also one that carries a deceivement.
>>3960367
He just needed my assistance to find the light!
>>3960392
Did you give him his introduction yet? More importantly, did you get him a weapon yet?
>>3960353
I'll try not to, I've been eating them for a long time, and they just make my tummy upset.
>She raises a razzberry to your mouth.
"Ahh."
>>3960314
Miss Patchouli, at first, made a portal for me, and as it turns out, travelling along the way, Kurumi and I've managed to...simply managed to figure out how to make our way here. To slip through the cracks, as it were.
>>3960362
Well, a sundress is most certainly fitting considering where I work, isn't it? And it's not as if you've any place to mock my own clothing. It's nearly impossible to take someone who wears a cape seriously.
>>3960357
...Oh, dear. Very...pirate-like, I'd presume?
Any swaps/changes?
>>3960430
I introduced him to the basics of Survival Games, but I had no chance to take him out shopping for a weapon yet.
He always disappears the moment I bring up the issue.
>>3960446
>>3960223
>>3960241
Swap me please
>>3960444
. . .
>She opens her mouth.
>>3960446
. . .
>>3960446
Looks good.
>>3960445
That's the first time I've met a pirate, so I wouldn't know.
>>3960446
There is something familiar about that person.
>>3960112
So...you do have one then~
>>3960446
Third year Otori Mio, President of the Survival Game Club is ready for action!
>>3960446
*The Drifter readys his weaponry for the coming challenge*
>>3960479
I have, but it's better for you to discover them by yourself I think
Focus on hosting for the time being <3
>>3960445
I'm a superhero so I have to wear a cape, duh.
Not only do you dress poorly but you're dumb too. How'd you even get your job?
>>3960445
Patchouli, huh? Hmm.. Can I get Patchouli to make me a portal, too? I wanna go to one of your festivals.
>>3960470
>She drops the razzbery onto your tongue.
Num.
You've had these before though, right?
>>3960446
Looks good! Let's do our best and keep supporting each other through this game, team!
>>3960474
I've never even seen the ocean to my memory, but...well, they do have a rather...preceding reputation, don't they?
>>3960446
Ready!
>>3960460
I think you might be scaring him Mio-sama. I'm pretty sure he's scared by our appearance.
That might be why he's running away from you.
>>3960446
I'm ready and dressed up for what's about to come.
>>3960466
if you where going to president you will have my vote
>>3960466
Done. We begin~
>>3960506
Oh fine, I'll bug you about it after the game~
>>3960516
I'd be happier if you could won for me.
Good luck!
>>3960515
My appearance? I wouldn't be surprised by that. He isn't the first person who felt nervous because of my beauty.
>>3960466
>picture makes me wanna fug that dog girl on the right
Damn furries...
>>3960362
Are you playing with my nerves?
>>3960510
>Shakes her head.
>Covers her mouth and starts chewing.
>>3960534
. . .
>>3960534
I can use this pillow as a bait! It's the perfect plan to take out a few of them.
>>3960534
...
>>3960534
*Violent coughing*
>>3960514
I knew of them, but I'd only ever heard that they attacked ships, not that they..raided them.
>>3960534
Time to begin.
>>3960534
I'm.. Uh.. Sure I deserved that..
>>3960553
You've never had these before?
Well.. Do you like them, at least?
>>3960534
Okay, let's do this! I'll try my best, just as usual!
>>3960541
I meant our apparel Mio-sama.
We're dressing up like military special forces after all.
>>3960534
>
I'm taking the cargo so we can use it for a distraction.
>>3960540
i will make sure of it
>>3960562
Oh look it's space link.
>>3960561
I always forgot my picture like I forgot to wear clothes....
>>3960508
A youkai superhero is simply absurd...as are "superheros" in general. And by no means am I dumb, I've served her single-mindedly since a time before your own perception!
>She slashes at the air once
...And truth be told, few others would tolerate being near her enough for such a job.
>>3960510
I...think it only worked because I was, technically, a native to Gensokyo already.
>>3960573
You mean...boarding, I believe?
>tfw you want to ava a character from a dead circlejerk
Wut star wars character should I ava?
>>3960534
There! That should be fair for everyone right?
>>3960591
Chewbacca.
Like that you'd be on the furry circlejerk at the same time
>>3960591
Jar Jar
It's been done but it's always hilarious
>>3960578
What does have to do with my beauty? You mean that my Survival Game gear decreases this gift that I was born with?
>>3960591
That guy
>>3960575
. . !
>Spits it out into her metal hand.
A day full of sparring lives and archery practice....and an abandoned gamestop ogreloaded with shrek games
(That was a bad pun, I'm so sorry)
>>3960586
>
>>3960586
>pupper armpits
u-unf...
>>3960616
Sorry, but I'm trying to spare some ammo for later, so could you do this much for me? I really don't want to waste pellets.
>>3960616
WE HAVE TO STOP MATT!
>>3960614
>She inches back a bit, smiling and rubbing the nape of her neck.
Don't like razzberries, huh? They're a little bit bitter..
>>3960616
give me anything that has robotic shit on it.
>>3960616
Fly on little creature.
>>3960616
>>3960616
Jeez, this conversation is boring...
>>3960587
That would be a lighter term for it.
>>3960616
I don't know much about games, but this looks kinda..
>>3960611
>Lobot would be great
>>3960582
>Not even close to link.
>He never makes damn noise throughout the game
>>3960616
I'm not much of a hero..
>>3960616
. . .
>>3960637
>Tosses the remains of the berry onto the ground.
. . .
>Nods.
>>3960626
It's not everyday I show them, enjoy the sight.
>>3960616
Why are you quoting me?
Anyway it's good to form a team of trainers while we're still rookies guys. We should be strong enough to defeat at least all the peeps around
>>3960616
But... I can't eat these. Lord Ainz would likely know a better use for these.
>>3960642
Ainz-sama! I need your help. What are Ah-Ah batteries?
>>3960543
I don't know... Maybe?
>>3960587
Nu uh, you're absurd.
>mocks your slashing motion using her hand
I don't know why that is, she's pretty tolerable in my opinion. Except for when she gets grumpy.
>>3960644
>>3960616
So yeah, basically, coniferous or deciduous, doesn't really matter to us!
>>3960671
>>3960616
I'm just keeping and eye on you
>>3960607
I think he might feel opposed due to how we look Mio-sama. We carry around guns and look like military forces.
>>3960616
Check them.
>>3960671
Well, they're not always hits.
>She raises up the last fruit in her hand, showing it to you.
Blueberry?
>>3960658
I know, I was saying stuff from reviews that they keep giving him.
>>3960677
>sprays anti-bug repelent
what happened to matsuda?
>>3960611
>Fucking Lobot. Does he even have characterization in the books?
>>3960616
>>3960677
Know your place.
And that would be her reputation. And know this, little firefly; while her power hasn't gotten the slightest weaker, she's far gentler than she once was.
>>3960646
...Is there a difference, miss?
>>3960703
Avaing different characters
>>3960703
OD'd and lost his house
>>3960701
>cough
>cough
>dies
>>3960672
I'd put a reaction image stating your previous comment, but the games must come first~
Jesus Deux, what did you do to anger them?
>>3960691
>Oh. My bad I never actually read any reviews on it. I just jumped right into it. It's actually pretty damn good for a 8 and 16 bit indie game
>>3960674
Well, just by the look of them I would say they are weapons. Perhaps used with a sling?
>>3960710
>sucks toes
>>3960703
>he doesn't have supreme LF detection powers
He's here right now. Just new avas.
>>3960703
Still being a piece of shit wherever he is
>>3960684
. . .
>Waves.
>>3960690
>Nods and opens her mouth for more fruit.
>>3960713
. . .
I won't break you.
>>3960713
We're working together on this, Jeff.
>>3960713
I'm sorry! I didn't want to do that! I wasn't even made for battle, so I didn't expect this to happen!
>>3960713
>>3960710
Finally...
>>3960713
Told you guys! We're stronger as a team... though, I think you went a bit too far on that poor guys... We just wanted his money and pokemon. Why did you kill him?
>understood!
>>3960713
>it was just a hologram?
>>3960706
Just boarding doesn't have the same implications.
>>3960713
Couldn't you at least have made sure I died quicker?
>>3960713
Get up, I still need research.
>>3960677
>>3960706
>hits the back of their heads
And this is why you guys will never be strong.
>>3960713
I just chop the wood...
>>3960717
Yeah it's a good game, good luck on avaing a silent ava, and please, don't make him talk.
>>3960713
It might be in the heat of battle but I don't think this is appropriate.
>>3960758
It was my ghillie suit, which is like a hologram.
>
I think this might be a good solution for the both of us.
>>3960713
I believe I can fly.... I believe I can touch the sky...think about it every night and day... fly my blimps and bomb away
>>3960689
So he feels less masculine next to young and beautiful girls that like to dress up as soldiers?
>>3960713
Good job team! Just keep following my orders and we'll be done with this round in no time!
>>3960748
I'm third year Otori Mio, President of the Survival Game Club!
>>3960742
>>3960713
Hold him down quick uh... who are you?
>>3960738
>She feeds you the blueberry, eating one herself too.
I really like these, 'cause they're easy to snack on. I can give you a pouch or two if you want.
>>3960713
How do you even stab a skeleton to death?
>>3960790
>>3960742
It makes me so happy that the Survival Games helped you two to make up!
>>3960790
A wrestler.
>>3960794
>Chews it.
. . .
>>3960802
. . .
>>3960802
Oh, all vs one, this ain't new, come on and fight me I ain't waiting.
>>3960713
I'm a bug.
>>3960719
A weapon!
>She perks up
So they're like cylindrical rocks?
