HG thread
I'M THE HERO~!
>>3881073
Don't worry, Ram. Don't you trust me? I'm set on my morals and stuff! I'll never let anyone persuade me one way or the other!
>She takes a pose.
I'm done being sad, too! Happy Makoto's back, and I mean real happy Makoto, not fake!
Lemme do it for you, Rammy! I'll find her and resurrect the girl you were modeled after and make you proud!
>>3881047
I guess so.. But why would it be classified? He's not even allowed to tell me. It's got me worried.
I trust him, but what about the rest of the aliens? It's a scary thing to think of.
Hang on, did I just hear you say you've never seen an ocean?
>>3881049
I don't do lewd things! I'm not even married yet!
T-Tell her to stop saying those things about me, and then maybe I might join your club.
>>3881053
Really? That sounds like a bunch of great news! I'd love to read about your dreams, sis.
What's the fairy effect do?
>>3881062
Huh.. Alright, I'm excited, then. Maybe you could give me a tour or something. Oh! Maybe I could meet your family! I already met your sister, actually.
So when can I go swimming?
Duh dududuh duh duh dududun duh duduh duh dududuuh
>>3881067
So it would ruin your costume? Yes, I can see that could be really troublesome for you.
>>3881073
What do you mean by that? You let us participate in Survival Games daily, yet you don't see the point of it? I bet you understand it clearly and this is just some kind of prank!
>>3881077
What? I never said that we'll just randomly accept anyone who wants to join us.
>>3881086
Yes. I'm sure some of them will surpass even your passion towars the Survival Games!
>>3881103
When the next game starts!
>>3881057
I see, I see! You have done a great service to mankind today, sir! This knowledge will go a long way...
>>3881060
>
You try to deceive me?! Your ally has already revealed your secret! I know who you are, Miss Survival Club!
>>3881077
...I am Guiltia Sin Jurai, and nobody else! This name you believe to be mine...was merely a trick...!
>>3881089
What in Lucifer's name do you think you're doing?!
>>3881094
Thank you for the thread Ram.
![YOONINGUI[0007].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/QgUCCel.jpg "YOONINGUI[0007].jpg")
>>3881060
If we put you all in a, empty room for a month without food and a few bottles of water, who would be the last one to survive?
>>3881094
>well I won both matches so I suppose I shall fulfill my promise. Someone said something about a swimsuit game..?
>>3881117
SWIMSUIT GAME
>>3881111
>Whoops, forgot to do the face... Hold on--
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>>3881117
>Is a skeleton
>swimsuit game
Kek, good luck with that Ainz-sama
>>3881102
I don't know if you want to join our club. It's very violent, and I wouldn't want you getting hurt when we're firing at each other.
>>3881108
I think everybody here wants to survive, Mr. Bossman.
>>3881089
Not really. She wouldn't let me talk, and ended up mistaking my anger as survival tactics.
>>3881102
Sure, but Miku doesn't have anything planed so not all of them would be at HQ, we can swing by anyway there's bound to be someone there. Oh and you did? I heard she was around a couple of days ago.
>>3881124
I meant hosting. But I will have you know I have a great swimsuit body.
>>3881102
Like I said, it could be cultural inspection or something. I'm sure they're just as varied as we are.
...And yeah, Gensokyo was sorta landlocked.
>>3881102
Maybe I'll try telling you a story sometime... Er, maybe.
As for what the Fairy effect does... Well...It um... I can circle around an area and sprinkle fairy dust. Certain creatures in my dream would react to that.
...Oh, and it shrinks me.
>>3881065
Is that so?
...I could steal more tools for you.
>>3881071
..Too late. I gave a few to Rammy. We'll see if something happens then.
>>3881073
>she lights another one for herself, a blue one. she flicks the thing around a couple of times, clashing her sparkler against yours once
These are just the smaller ones, too...
>>3881089
A man gave me a bag of fireworks as he ran past me today....
>>3881086
Nah.
What's the deal with Hunger Games?
They're not hungry, and there are no games
>>3881108
Costume? My fur is not a costume and I'd appreciate it you not call it one, thank you.
>Back to based rastler cause this bores me now :^)
>>3881111
No. I really have no idea what a Survival Club is, but it sounds rather stupid.
>>3881113
All of us! The survival club lives and dies as one!
>>3881126
That's not the same! You also have to appreciate violence, guns and weapons to truly be a Survival Game Club member!
>>3881126
Ah, she's special like that. She's a strange one, I'll admit...
>>3881134
Really? What kind, dude? Are they sparklers?
>>3881138
I read about this on the internet. This is what happens to most furries when they reach the end of the line. The costume becomes their new skin and fur, at least in their head.
I'M SURGING WITH AMERICAN PRIDE AND POWER!!!!! GOD BLESS THE USA.
![YOONINGUI[0730].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/WhjDeKZ.jpg "YOONINGUI[0730].jpg")
>>3881140
Not joining increases the chances of my individual survival.
>>3881136
I don't know really, probably can get hungry while waiting.
>>3881134
Oohh, you know what that means, right? We can fire these off at people! Won't that be fun, eh?
>>3881140
But I don't appreciate any of those things, yet I'm the VP! What the hell's up with that!?
>>3881142
Special is...yeah, definitely the word I'd use to describe her.
>>3881123
I-I don't understand, what are you doing?! Is this a way to catch me off guard and assassinate me? I'm 100% assassination proof!
>>3881140
Your resilience is admirable, but I will not give up until you admit your deceit! You wish for me to abandon my friends so that you can assess how much of a threat I am! Admit it!
>>3881102
I am glad to hear that. Please do not harm yourself for my sake.
>>3881112
El. I know that femininity is your biggest goal but this is ridiculous. You took forever clean up your image.
>>3881134
*the clash takes her out of the tance*
They can get even bigger?
>>3881109
I wouldn't mind seeing you in a swimsu -
Is that a fucking tail?
>>3881148
yes yes, very nice.
>>3881122
I do not see one for summer. I shall just proceed with my usual choice human.
FIrst 24
>>3881134
If you could find places to get them legitimately I wouldn't mind offering you the cash to get them.
...Then again, some stuff would just be too big to carry around, and I do like the "personal touch".
>>3881134
O-oh...maybe it was just a present and nothing bad will happen.
>>3881159
Makoto
>>3881126
Oh, I guess that's a good point.. Why do you do it, then? It doesn't sound like a very nice club..
>>3881128
Yep! She came to the slumber party, and we got to know each other. Oh, she told me to ask you about somebody but.. I.. I forgot what their name was!
>>3881133
>She hits her palm with her fist.
Alright, I've got it.
Some day, I'm gonna take you to the ocean! The beach!
Add that to our to-do list!
>>3881134
That sounds adorable. Hang on, can it shrink other people too? That can come in real handy for me! I need a way to shrink down to a small size!
>>3881154
Rammy, I think you're underestimating how strong I am. I mean, I'm not the strongest ever, but I can hold my own! You don't need to worry about me, okay? That green guy said my power level was WAY above average!
>>3881157
>She swishes her tail around in front of her and nods.
Mhm.
I'm a beastkin!
>>3881159
Beach King Kaito
>>3881159
Urotsuki
>>3881152
Do you think she was always like this?
>>3881159
The Big Eight
>>3881153
>He gets uncomfortably close to your face, emitting this strange sound.
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>>3881149
But it will drastically decrease your chances of having fun while you're trying to survive.
>>3881152
Y-You lied to me?
>>3881153
No. I have nothing to admit because I didn't lie about anything! Face the truth and see that I'm not the President of the Survival Club, but the Survival Game Club!
>>3881147
>Slightly annoyed at the woman's ignorance, she shapeshifts into pic related
Does this look like a costume to you?!
>>3881108
Why make an organization for it?
>>3881159
Ramlethal Valentine
>The Island code is the closest one
>>3881159
Carlos
>>3881159
Uriko
>>3881159
Otori Mio
>>3881163
I should stop drinking so early.
>>3881159
Sheamus
>>3881159
Jeff Hardy
>>3881159
Rika
>>3881163
Oh, boy....
>>3881159
Natsuki Subaru!
>>3881168
LOOK, I'M SORRY, BUT I COULDN'T FIND A SWIMSUIT AT ALL, ALRIGHT?!
>>3881159
Hanma Baki
>>3881159
Kazuhira Miller
>>3881159
Seija Kijin
>>3881159
Guiltia Sin Jurai; Conqueror of Chaos, Harbinger of Dark Justice!
>>3881159
Adachi
>>3881163
I got roped in by mistake. She took what I said the wrong way, and now I'm the VP...
>>3881168
Of course she was! That's how rich kids are, my friend. From little on up they're like that.
>>3881169
You never let me finish what I was saying!
>>3881159
Maria and Harusame
>>3881159
Mononobe no Futo
>>3881179
>C-change with this image, please.
>>3881159
Celes
>>3881191
...She's rich? Are you sure about that?
>>3881183
You failed to look.
http://img15.deviantart.net/7069/i/2012/210/9/b/aph__alfred__by_chuuco-d591awm.png
>>3881163
She is also a master manipulator. It has never worked on me but I think she would enjoy messing with you.
>>3881200
Positive. Ask her yourself if you want.
>>3881159
Swim Bread Chan
>>3881160
...There are some places to get them legitimately. I stole from one of them, but they never saw my face.
...Have you really been working without tools?
>>3881161
I doubt it's safe, but... too late for that now. At least there's no reaction yet.
>>3881163
What isn't adorable to you...!? Honestly...!
No, it can't shrink people. Only me. What would you need that for?
>>3881142
There was a box of them... But there were much bigger things in there too. One of those mortar things with plenty of shells, roman candles, a whole bundle of bottle rockets....
I didn't know we were allowed all of this.
>>3881152
Firing roman candles at people? Hm... Maybe. I wouldn't mind that.
>>3881154
>she hands the other one to you as well
Well, not just this kind either. There are ones you plant into the ground that launch into the air and explode into colorful patterns and the like. Some you can just hold in your hand while they fire off their rounds.
>>3881163
Sleepover..? When was this? I left after we yelled surprise for Rammy I believe, but she told you to ask me about someone? Was there any more information?
>>3881163
>>3881166
>>3881167
>>3881173
>>3881175
>>3881176
>>3881181
>>3881186
>>3881187
>>3881196
>>3881197
>>3881199
>>3881168
Knock it off! Y-You're wasting your time! You'll never break me...!
>>3881169
Kuhuhuhu...perhaps you did not hear me? Your ally has already spilled the proverbial beans! You cannot hide behind your lies any longer, fiend! Shall I drag your dark plan into the light so that it may be exorcised from existance?
>>3881199
>best Dangan with a tattoo
I suppose I shall add myself
>>3881197
Mononobe no Futa
>>3881217
>not liking women with small arm tattoos
Celes is only perfect with a tatto.
>>3881203
...Oh my god.
>>3881159
Please change The Big Eight to Alfred Jones, and use this picture, please!
>>3881214
>He won't stop shouting.
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>>3881179
Huh? Well, yeah, you probably should! I think you should stop drinking completely!
>>3881181
Doesn't that sound like fun?
Maybe we could build a submarine and go underwater, huh?
>>3881191
Oh.. Sorry about that. That kinda stinks. Yeah, I really don't wanna join. Honestly, I don't like her. She's mean.
>>3881203
I can be strong! I promise!
J-Just give me a chance to prove that I can do something right, please?
>>3881210
N-Nothing.. It's a secret.
How about flying? Can it make me fly?
Those are the two things I need. I need to be able to shrink myself, and I need to be able to fly.
>>3881212
Um.. All she said was that he got bullied a lot, and that you wouldn't even tell her anything about him.
>>3881210
Only a few basic ones. I manage, though.
>>3881217
>best
>>3881159
Elphelt
>Fucking hell
>>3881172
A really expensive one. Where can I buy one for Halloween? The price of it is irrelevant.
>>3881173
It gives us a chance to share that fun with each other and if we can always practice together!
>>3881191
I-I'm not sure what to think now, Subaru. Maybe you're not fit to be the Vice-President the way I thought about it before.
>>3881214
Did Subaru tell you about the Survival Game Club? Start with that next time. What do you want to know about it?
>>3881210
Then all is well! it's just harmless fun now right?
>>3881228
I'm a tank engineer, not a submariner....
~===> BAN HUNGER GAMES THREADS FROM /trash/ <===~
They're constantly taking up like half of the board and pushing other threads off. There is no reason they should be there and not /b/ where shit moves fast anyway. It's the same thing over and over and over and over and fucking over. It's not fun or entertaining anymore, it's cancer. Fuck, it's not even /trash/, this is straight-up /compost/ material. They are genuinely the most unfunny, unoriginal fucking things I have come across since I fucking watched two twins twerk on a Jewish black man for pennies. If these posters were my children I would beat them everyday until they fucking bleed the word "sorry" out, instead of blood. Seriously what the fuck are they even doing on this website. HG posters need to uninstall their fucking lives
~===> BAN HUNGER GAMES THREADS FROM /trash/ <===~
While we're at it, send /co/ generals back to /co/.
>>3881233
Excuse me, Otori, but Natsuki says that you're rich. Like, REALLY rich. Is that true?
>>3881230
>objectively best 2hu
>>3881232
I suppose I shall revoke my spot, be sure to be on time next time human
Requests?
>>3881210
I'm sure you'll have a smile plastered on your face when you're able to shoot some stuff at random people. I don't know of a single person that's able to keep calm in that kind of situation.
>>3881228
Oh yeah, she's tough to handle, but I think I've got a good grip on her. Without me she'd be useless.
>>3881233
Too late. I've already fulfilled my part in being the VP, so you can't back out now. The deal is done.
>>3881233
How badly do you wish to die? Even TOUCH a Wolfskin with the intent of acquiring it's hide and I will personally cut your intestines form your belly and strangle you with it,
>>3881245
Looks great, dude!
>>3881226
END THIS FOLLY NOW BEFORE I TAKE ACTION!
>>3881233
No, he told me about the Survival Club, your true operation! But yes, it was the one known as Subaru who was behind the revelation... Tell me of your precious club!
>>3881245
M-My glorious title has been crippled! What is this?!
>>3881242
Only my love for guns is richer than my parents, so you can say that I'm really rich.
>>3881245
Third year Otori Mio, President of the Survival Game Club is ready for action!
>>3881228
The time when I'll stop drinking is the time I'll be six feet beneath the ground, Tails. I am Irish. Drinking is like saying hello for me.
>>3881228
>Ya'know fuck it I'll do third person now, I do it with Kaiko and Kazuma anyway.
>His smile fades and his happy demeanor also changes.
... Nigaito?
>>3881245
Haha, Tracksuit's with another guy..
>>3881245
I've only got one: Please let me win.
>>3881249
How dark. I like it.
>>3881251
The game doesn't like punctuation. Go figure.
>>3881245
>It's still not letting me post my images so please keep your spot
>>3881230
Shut up cirno
>>3881245
Why is everyone nude?
>>3881253
Wow. For some reason I didn't expect you to be the rich type. How strange...
>>3881251
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>>3881228
Hmph...
Well, I don't know. It depends on what the spell does to you.
>she shrugs, looking off a different way.
Did you.. want to try?
>>3881229
...I didn't giv you enough credit then.
>>3881235
She hasn't killed anyone with them yet. Then again, that would be hard to do with a sparkler...
>>3881248
>she grins
Ufufufufu~
>>3881217
I prefer to put on and show off a fake tattoo over wearing a proper swimsuit around here.
After all I have no intentions to please the eyes of peasants.
>>3881259
>It is fine, it was for filler anyhow. I just hardly ever get to post that picture
>>3881210
*she begins to twirl the sparklers*
It all sounds intriguing.
*she drops one of them on her foot*
And possibly dangerous.
>>3881228
Okay Makoto. I trust you can do this.
>>3881245
El made it in as well. Proceed.
>>3881210
Well, if you don't mind, can I see some if them in action?
>>3881221
Nay!
>>3881212
I hadst but only gotten is last month!
>>3881245
This shalt do nicely, verily!
>>3881257
Clearly it was removed so as to not intimidate the other tributes! But I worked tirelessly to be able to display those titles alongside my name...this is not fair!
>>3881267
STOP THIS MADNESS!
>>3881270
There's that smile I was talking about! I knew you wouldn't be able to resist a nice. flashy firework show!
>>3881212
What?
>>3881245
Let's finish this.
>>3881274
Yes, late or not I allowed her in.
>>3881282
You are that immortal from the other day I believe yes?
Anyways no requests so we shall proceed.
>>3881238
Alright, okay, there're ways around that.
Underwater tank!
>>3881248
Okay, so, please tell her to stop bullying me anyway.
It's not really very nice that she calls animal control every time I try to talk to her.
>>3881254
You're.. Huh?
What's an Irish?
>>3881255
>(I actually hate using "you" in my actions, but I do it anyway to avoid confusion with other female avas. Too many "her"s sometimes, it gets confusing.)
I-I think so, yes. That sounds familiar.
I'm sorry, she just.. If it's sensitive then I don't want to force you to talk about it. I was just curious, that's all.
>>3881270
>Her eyes light up and she nods, smiling widely.
Yeah! Let's try it on me! I wonder what's gonna happen!
>>3881274
Thank you, Ram!
>She gives you a thumbs-up.
As soon as I see her, I'll get what we need!
Um, wh-what does she look like, actually?
>>3881274
Thanks for the images Ram, love ya
>>3881288
>Squirrel
>>3881283
Mилocepдиe являeтcя peдкocтью в Coвeтcкoй Poccии.
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>>3881270
Well it does take more then just a firework to kill someone, at least you're enjoying yourself with this..holiday?
>>3881248
We'll see. Maybe I'll be able to find somebody who has the required passion for the position.
>>3881249
It was just an honest question. No need to get angry about it. If you don't want others to find out about the shop you buy that thing from, just say that.
>>3881251
I know nothing about the Survival Club.
>>3881267
Money doesn't matter. Except when you use it to solve all of your problems, because it's the easiest way to accomplish that.
>>3881288
This is what the Suvival Game Club is all about! Try until you succeed! Now it's your time to try to win again next game!
>>3881289
What's an Irish? That's a very good question, squirrel!
Being Irish is the closest thing a fella can be to being a God. We are perfect, we are sexy and we can drink an entire pirate crew under the table!
>>3881111
But Andou-san, it is in your book. And you own that book...
>>3881086
Because... it makes it as if we're close...A-And it is really embarrassing if someone misunderstood.
>>3881245
I forgot to bring my swimsuit so I'll go in the next round instead...
>>3881288
>>3881288
I am aware of my goal. I shall not fail.
>>3881289
She is clad in red. With a top that does not adhere to gravity and a chest fully exposed if it was not for the two thin straps covering them.
>>3881288
Don't try make any kind of mess guys.
>>3881299
You got me there, dude. It IS an effective solution to any problem...
>>3881294
>I am not clever with mean nicknames.
>>3881288
Only one death
>>3881270
I'm practically technopathic at this point.
...For some things I have to resort to more...distasteful practices.
>>3881289
I just...haven't got much practical use for it.
>>3881314
>pained screaming
>>3881299
Mock my heritage, my blood and my people one more time and I shall take your head as a trophy to present to my Papa.
>Before the foolish woman's eyes, she raises a hand which slowly but surely shifts into a gargantuan hand with really dangerous looking claws.
Do I make myself clear?
>>3881288
Off to war, all ye soldiers! No more anime for us!
>>3881289
Alright, but only because you're just so gosh darn cute!
>>3881299
Psh, good luck with that. I doubt you'll find anyone to do that for you.
Also, stop bullying Makoto. She's a fragile, sensitive girl.
>>3881308
What's there to misunderstand? I still don't get what you're trying to say. You're worrying too much about things.
>>3881274
That's why they're fun after all~.
I'll bring more tomorrow, maybe.
>>3881280
Do you see any big fireworks on me? I didn't bring anything except the sparklers today.
>>3881284
And potentially pointed at others~.
Hehehe.
>>3881288
Time to begin... S-so that no one sees me in this.
>>3881289
>Closing her eyes, she changes to the Fairy effect. Her size has changed dramatically, now only around the size of your hand.
...Alright, let's see what happens.
>she twirls around you suddenly, as sparkles of dust rain gently down upon you.
>>3881296
Maybe it'll make me feel better. I'm willing to try and celebrate it.
>>3881288
Armour will only slow me down, anyway! With strength like mine, it isn't necissary.
>>3881295
>Puts fingers in ears
I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
>>3881299
If you wish to play coy, then I shall humor you for now... Tell me of YOUR club...
>>3881308
...Y-Yes, and you fell for it just as expected...!
>>3881314
Did I not warn all of you?! Do not mess with forces you cannot comprehend!
>>3881282
It looks good!
>>3881285
Huh? Oh... Never mind.
>>3881288
Running on the beach!
>>3881289
I'll...
>He stands there silent for a second before speaking again.
I'll tell you after what we have planned tomorrow, I want you to see more of my family to fully understand, is that alright?
>>3881314
Hahaha! One more for the empire of the beach king!
>>3881314
This isn't over....
>>3881317
>she tilts her head
...Distasteful?
>>3881314
The squirrel tries to set someone who is in the water on fire.
>>3881322
We all see child.
>>3881322
It's always a good thing to have a celebration with friends, it tends to bring out a better mood!
>>3881293
>>3881293
It was a pleasure.
>>3881314
Eliminating the redundancies by the hundreds.
>>3881322
Dangerous is giving me an idea. Maybe we can use the bigger ones as weapons.
Goodnight HG. Have a happy 4th, even you plebs living elsewhere.
>>3881313
Happy Birthday sweetie, and goodnight.
>>3881288
Indeed I am!
>>3881324
>her voice maintains it's confidence
'Tis rather uncomfortable!
>>3881295
Gah! What is this sound! It's so annoying!
>>3881320
B-Because first names usually reserved for people who are very close yet we are still acquaintances.
>>3881323
And yet you are still responding to me eventhough I called you Andou-san.
>>3881340
>plebs
>u wot m8
>>3881313
No! It's the MOST effective solution to all of your problems! Money gets you weapons! Weapons bring the pain! Pain brings victory!
>>3881314
I deserve this. I failed to accomplish one of my main goals already and failed to get more members.
>>3881318
So you got it from your family's shop? Perfect! Just write down the address for me and I'll go there tomorrow! Do you guys sell lion costumes? I don't mean it as a costume that makes you look like a lion, but one that's for lions. I need one for my pet.
>>3881320
Who's Makoto?
>>3881323
I'm the founder of the Survival Game Club, that was made to unite the souls that seek violence and fun that you can only get by shooting at each other!
>>3881334
Take a step back and let me show you how you clean that bayonett properly! I've already done this a few times! Even if that was made out of plastic!
>>3881322
Well, is it alright if I have a sparkler for a few moments? Please?
>>3881323
>Welcome to hell.
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>>3881340
G'night!
>>3881340
Night real life. You're a cool dude, living in a 3D world
>>3881334
All of this exposed flesh and you still managed to fail.
>>3881233
So it is for communications?
>>3881314
You'll be hearing from my lawyers.
>>3881322
Nah, it HAS to be pointed at others, or there's no fun in it! If there's no risk, then it's a waste of time!
>>3881334
So long, Bait!
>>3881332
You know, a certain think I really, really dislike....
>>3881334
I don't think this is suitable attire for this.
>>3881334
My burning spirit, and the thousands of seals I've placed in my uniform nullifies any inferior flame which comes my way! But I shall credit you for the attempt, halfbreed!
>>3881301
R-Really?! You're that powerful?
Wow.. Can you fly? Do you have super strength? Can you lift buildings up and throw them into space?
>>3881310
Alright, I've got it.
You're the best, Ram. D'you know anything else about the girl you were modeled after? Her name, or where her body is?
>>3881314
>>>>>Armor
>>3881317
Well, there is one important practical use, and that's to have fun with your friend! I'd even help you build it.
'Course, all that's after we've accomplished your goal and you've beaten up that shrine maiden person.
>>3881320
Cute? Hehe.. Thank you so much, Subaru. You're a good friend!
>>3881322
>She sort of just sits there for a moment, nothing happening. It takes so long that she opens up her eyes, thinking nothing had happened. Suddenly, she begins to become covered in a rainbow coloring, until she's completely rainbow colored.
Hey! This is like your rainbow effect, huh? Crazy!
>>3881324
That's fine. I understand.
I wouldn't want to intrude in your family matters or anything, I'm sorry!
>>3881334
I-I thought it would work! Don't make fun of me!
>>3881350
What's wrong with acting like we're close? You're really weird, you know that? Friends are meant to be close, even if they've just met!
>>3881351
The squirrel. Don't bully her, please.
>>3881347
>the lich lightly hits your head
Don't think I don't recall your fire last game when I went off to sleep.
>>3881334
>
>>3881356
So long human.
>>3881351
...But money means you can bribe people into not fighting. That's the most effective solution.
>>3881351
You are a fool that longs for death, you disrespectful harlot. The thought that I confused you for my beloved mother for a moment sickens me. Goodbye.
>>3881370
I love you, Rammy! Don't get hurt, okay?
>>3881369
Either way I am still calling you Natsuki-san.
>>3881368
Don't get all happy yet. First we need to find out if she's willing to listen to me or not.
>>3881370
That's almost too ironic to be real...
>>3881368
I can lift you up and spin you around like a ragdoll if I want? I mean i am a strong fella but I can't lift that much.
>>3881320
DRILLS
>>3881384
>slappu
>>3881334
Don't stare so long.
>>3881335
Mm-hmm...Especially since I have them now to celebrate with.
>>3881339
Mm... I was thinking around the same thing.
If you lit off all of these at once, it'd make a decent way to blind someone... Or set something on fire.
There are ones that fire off like guns too though... you'd need a lot of these.
>>3881356
As long as we don't end up on fire ourselves... I don't have a fire extinguishing effect after all.
We need those suits that people wear when they're disarming bombs or something.
>>3881357
...Oh. Say no more.
Just make a list, I'll get them.
>>3881368
>she flies back a bit
Huh... That's not what I expected.
>>3881340
Farewell.
>>3881212
I am usually showing this amount of skin.
>>3881368
Only her name. It was Aria.
>>3881378
>>3881370
Consider it a promise.
>>3881382
You drive a hard bargain, but I'm still calling you Hon-tan.
ANYWAYS, what brings you to these woods? A girl like you doesn't seem fit to be killing other people.
>>3881386
And now she's gone!
>>3881355
It's for anything that's linked to Survival Games! Not just something so simple. Anything and everything that's part of being in a Survival Game!
>>3881369
You mean the girl who believes she is a chipmunk and stole my guns?
>>3881370
Since when do we have a king? I thought this place had no ruler because it was so easy to transport the clubhouse here.
>>3881373
But that would mean there's no fighting and with no fighting there would be no need for our club! Even if it's just fake fighting.
>>3881376
Hey! It's pretty rude to ignore a question that someone asked from you!
>>3881350
...
Th-That...I mean...
>>3881351
A club of savages! No wonder you would take so well to this blood sport! But I cannot abandon my precious literature club, so I shall have to respectfully decline your taboo fun!
>>3881352
>Hums loudly
You cannot bypass the defences places on my ears!
>>3881370
Very well, you may be my loyal minion! Do not get yourself killed, as I still have use for you!
>>3881370
Why the fuck are we listening to Trople H's boring speech? Come on, I want to hit somebody!
>>3881368
Recreation isn't really practical....
>>3881391
Yeah...I'll figure it out, no worries.
>Oh, yeah, I have this.
I'm sure that all touhou avatars(except for Mokou) are done by either Aussa, Parsee, or Cirno
Prove me wrong
>>3881391
You can't tell where I am looking. I don't have eyes.
>>3881370
>
>>3881396
You were the one who came to us and not the opposite, so I'm the one who has to decline your application. You're not fit to be a member.
>>3881389
>gets slappu'd
WH-WHAT WAS THAT FOR!?
>>3881391
Why would we need those? The risk is half the fun, and those suits make the risk...well, safe.
>>3881402
>
>>3881391
Maybe I could sneak some of Sin's out of the ship...
>>3881395
I still do not see the point.
>>3881395
I see your point, dude. But, fighting isn't exactly needed, is it?
>>3881350
>>3881396
>Pure, unrelentless hell.
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>>3881409
You think you could surprise me? I used to practice this when I was little!
>>3881391
You'll never feel that dread feeling of loneliness now right?
>>3881370
Didst thou expect anything else in such a location?
>>3881402
>Patchouli and Seija's people. Also Sanae, Reimu, whoever did Yukari, as well as Dedede's 2hus.
>>3881409
Mayhaps next time I shalt use more than one.
>>3881369
>>3881395
You, boy. Tell that purple haired woman to shut her mouth before I tear it off with my bare claws.
>Almost fuming with anger, she leaves for a quiet place to enjoy some solitude.
>>3881409
What a strong reaction. You humans are so emotional.
>>3881395
Squirrel, and yes. She's a nice person. All she was trying to do was protect me, and you came at her with bad intentions.
>>3881424
What do I look like to you, her keeper? She can handle herself.
>>3881393
Killing? I just heard that Maki got lost in these wood. So the other members are searching for her. And I ended up here...
>>3881396
So.... Anymore reasoning?
>>3881416
>While covering her ears she plugs a mike to the speaker
>she shouts into the mike
I say
Hey, hey, hey START:DASH!!
Hey, hey, hey START:DASH!!
>>3881334
It isn't that kind of beach! Begone from my kingdom!
>>3881340
Goodnight, rest well.
>>3881347
A lot of things that are good looking are uncomfortable!
>>3881368
>His cheery attitude and smile returns quickly.
Haha, don't worry about it.
>>3881370
You'll never hit me like that.
>>3881392
I say that a lot to you though.
>>3881409
Nah, everyone is trying to enjoy themselves.
>>3881384
But you're her friend, right? Why wouldn't she listen to you? Plus you're the Vice President of the club!
>>3881385
Yeah! Do that! Th-the "lift you up" part.
>She darts closer to you and raises her arms to be picked up.
>>3881391
>She looks at her multicolored skin and clothing, giggling under her breath.
Hehe.. This is kinda silly, but.. Is it ever practical? This seems like an effect that's just for fun.
>>3881392
Aria. I've got it. I'm sure she was a great person, just like you are.
Just like my goal for Rika is to help her build her tank, my goal for you's gonna be to help you meet Aria!
It's like a bizarre adventure!
>>3881401
Sure it is! It helps relieve stress, and meet people. And if people like you, then they'll do nice things for you!
It's super practical.
Oh, speaking of that, have you thought any more about adding on a squirrel-sized sidecar to your tank?
>>3881423
Of course not, just don't use fire. I hate the smell of burning corpses.
>>3881409
>
>>3881413
>>3881435
>You're going to say that for literally everything when there's so much proof against it. Hell, Seija/Raiko is Takumi and all their people, as well. Are you seriously accusing Dedede of not using 2hus, at that?
>>3881443
Phew....
>>3881442
I couldn't if I wanted to.
>>3881415
It's so can we share the fun that Survival Games bring to our hearts. It's not so complex.
>>3881416
Without fighting there are no Survival Games, so I'm not sure what you mean by that. Of course we need fights to have fun!
>>3881424
What about my question?
Well, I'll just have to wait for her to return.
>>3881433
Why? I just wanted to get some help for her. She acts like a child and dresses as a chipmunk. Don't even get me started on how horrible that chipmunk cosplay is.
>>3881443
We almost did it, Jeff. You just have to put more into it! I don't have to, because I'm already perfect at teamwork, but you have a lot to learn!
>>3881442
Wear something to protect yourself with. I might decide to smash you through a table out of habit..Cause that what usually happens when I pick someone up inside the ring.
>>3881409
Do not insult my demonic brethren! May you learn from this grave mistake...
>>3881410
Ahaha...but that's where you're wrong! I know you're desperate for new members! And I can assure you I'd be an excellent asset... But what would be in it for me?
>>3881416
>Tries to ignore sounds
>>3881438
Since I knew you thought that was me, u decided to act as though it was to save you the embarrassment...yes, that was it...!
>>3881443
Anything you require, just ask, ma'am!
>>3881438
What's a Maki?
>>3881442
Don't worry, I'm working at it right now! If she doesn't cooperate, I'll leave the club.
>>3881448
Stop staring at others human.
>>3881443
Speeding up
![YOONINGUI[0024].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/M0DFA6O.jpg "YOONINGUI[0024].jpg")
>>3881443
You have a nice tail. Get to wiping the floor with it.
>>3881451
My claim is flawless
>>3881439
I much prefer mine normal attire!
>>3881443
As a pyromaniac I dost greatly prefer it o'er others.
...And thou arest a skeleton, thou dost not give off any such smell upon burning!
>>3881461
Why?...
>>3881453
...
Can't you just be peaceful and leave her alone?
![YOONINGUI[0192].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/oLmJmoQ.jpg "YOONINGUI[0192].jpg")
>>3881461
And I don't get another word in before I die once again right after I break my silence. There goes my motivation for the day.
>>3881411
At least some goggles.
>>3881415
Would it be hard to get them?
>>3881422
I'm still wary of it...They could still leave.
>>3881442
>she changes out of the effect, now equipped with Rainbow as well
It's mostly cosmetic.... I walked across a rainbow I made once, but that was in a specific place. Should I um... reverse that now?
>>3881401
Thanks again.
Right, I meant to ask... what happened the other night, after I had left?
>>3881461
This keep is so boring.
>>3881352
>she hands it over
Knock yourself out.
>>3881461
I bet Triple H is getting his royal prick served by Steph now...Lord save him and his unit.
>>3881455
Nothing. I just said that you wouldn't fit in the group anyway. We already have an annoying character in it called Subaru and you don't have any passion for Survival Games!
>>3881461
You don't make fun of my family! You should be happy that I didn't call her after that, because she has real guns!
>>3881469
She was the one who came to me and I just tried to call help for her, but they didn't believe me at the asylum.
>>3881453
Well, uh, you got me there. I don't have a rebuttal at all. Quick question, how many guns do you have?
>>3881438
>>3881455
>Protip: When a Russian is chanting, it's not the best idea to sing a song, even if you have a megaphone for a mouth.
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>>3881465
>Except for the "refusing to listen to reason and give heed to blatant evidence" part. There were still plenty of people who did them before I started using 2hus.
>>3881473
Erhm...a bit of a rough patch with Makoto.
>>3881461
I don't like this place....
>>3881466
You would be surprised. Bones burning does not smell pleasant.
>>3881468
People may call you strange. That mixed with the girl outfits.... Actually, I may know someone you could be friends with.
>>3881461
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>>3881479
>Because she has real guns
As God intended.
>>3881482
Who?
>>3881473
That's true, it can still happen but you just need to enjoy them while you can...if it changes anything you know where I stand, I wouldn't vanish from you.
>>3881439
I-If you say so.. Thanks again though, for offering to take me. I just made up with my best friend, so.. I need to get her a gift.
>>3881451
You couldn't? Why not? Are you out of material or something?
>>3881454
>She slaps her forearm twice, showing off her muscles.
I'm durable! I'll be okay!
Just, um.. T-try not to do that, actually.
>>3881457
You'll leave the whole club?
That's a good bargaining point! She'll definitely stop bullying me now!
>>3881473
Hmm.. Hehe, yeah, probably. I think that would be a good idea, people might think I'm weird and painted myself rainbow colors.
That was cool, though. Is it the same effect every time, or does something new happen?
>>3881481
If it makes you feel any better, I'll explain it
For example, DDD is Cirno, if you did not know
>>3881439
You do. The only I could show any more skin is to fully undress and I know you do not want that.
>>3881442
Yours sound much easier.
>>3881453
Are we not doing that now?
>>3881473
Sin is an idiot. He would not know that a few are missing.
>>3881455
>*you
>>3881479
>>3881461
That isn't true! I could beat anybody you could think of in a fight! You, your dog, your mother, your father, even your nei->>3881480
If I ignore it it'll go away...if I ignore it it'll go away...
>>3881482
'Tis rather distinct from flesh howe'er.
>>3881492
>Too bad that's the first time I ever heard of this.
>>3881491
>Without much effort, he picks up the squirrel girl up and holds her above his head
....Aren't you afraid your boys might drop out? And you are quite light. I swear the tail should weigh a lot more.
>>3881488
One of my subjects, Mare. He as well dresses up in female attire.
>>3881482
One death, what a shame
>>3881473
Do you want to be seen as a weakling?
>>3881479
That's a sing! You need to leave her alone, or else you'll be seen as crazy!
If you don't stop, then I'll leave the club, and you'll be all alone!
>>3881491
I-I think it's working!
>>3881476
Thanks, dude! New Zealand taught me a neat trick with these! He said something about Pois or something... Anyway, here I go!
>He puts on a song and starts twirling the sparkler to the rhythm. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQLUygS0IAQ
Hey, this is pretty fun! Do you want to have a try?
>>3881491
For one, it's needless endangerment and secondly has no benefit whatsoever.
>>3881502
Why does that mean I should be friends with him? Where is he?
>>3881500
Who is to say I do not have remains of flesh? But yes you are correct.
>>3881502
My my, Kaito I am impressed.
>>3881515
Not here, but I assumed you would find it nice to have someone with the same mindset.
>>3881480
So you're just another spy? You want to know the size of our arsenal, so you could take out the Survival Game Club?
>>3881495
Yes, but it's different when all of you get together preparing for a round or cleaning your equipment! Doing all that together or just hanging out in the clubhouse makes it special!
>>3881497
Rest in peace, passionless child. You don't have to face the wrath of my mother on the other side.
>>3881502
I thought this already happened. When was the last time I messed up?
>>3881503
But I'm not the one who tried mess with her! Tell her to never touch my guns again or I'll try to call the Navy on her again!
>>3881481
What'd she do now?
>>3881482
Rabbit isn't so bad. I wish it wasn't so mangled from the chainsaw.
>>3881489
It's too easy to just start worrying again...
>>3881491
>she switches back again
I don't know... A lot of things could happen. The only pattern this effect follows is that it's usually a positive change, and it cycles between that and turning one back to normal.
>she circles you again a few times, turning your body back to normal
I thought it was somewhat fitting...
>>3881495
Perfect... If we can, we'll meet here tomorrow then. Need any help with getting them?
>>3881504
>she just stares.
>>3881497
>He's considering stopping, but that's for later.
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>>3881523
I don't know, I never met anyone else.
>>3881523
>>3881523
...Most humiliating, considering mine attire.
>>3881502
Ugh... Thaat was a stupid idea.
>>3881525
That's not good..but it can't be helped..
>He opens his arms and gives you a big hug.
Have this big hug!
>>3881524
...Fine. But you better hold up your end of the deal as well!
>>3881523
And as quickly as I am impressed, I am disappointed. Ah and the feast
>>3881524
I am far from passionless...
>>3881526
Okay...OKAY! You win... Just stop!
>>3881492
>DDD is Cirno
>>3881525
Eh. I'm insensitive and she's overly-sensitive.
>>3881540
Aw, cra-
>>3881495
No way! Actually, the tank thing is probably even harder. Have you ever heard of Hihi'irokane, Rammy? It's a super rare kind of metal. We need tons of the stuff.
>>3881501
>She relaxes her body near-completely, just lounging atop your hands. She looks down to you, slightly confused.
My.. Huh? I'm a girl!
The tail's pretty thin, 'cause it's mostly fit. I use it sorta like a fifth limb, so there's not a ton of fat on it since it gets a workout.
>>3881503
That's great news, Subaru! Maybe I'll be able to finally talk to your girlfriend without her calling the police on me!
>>3881511
Don't worry, I won't be in any danger! From a practical standpoint, like you say all the time, people might think, "oh, what if she's in that little sidecar of the tank?" And then shoot at it! 'Course, I won't be in it, and neither will you, so they'll just be shooting at an empty spot! Good idea, huh?
>>3881525
Hehe, yeah, that seems like a pretty fun ability to mess around with. I'm sure you get plenty of entertainment out of it. So, about your dreams, what are they usually about?
>>3881540
I'll win! I promise!
>>3881540
And just like that, it is over.
>>3881524
No, I was asking because maybe we could trade weapons! You see, I have this thing--
>
And maybe we could swap for a different weapon!
>>3881525
Hey, you gotta give me some credit for trying. This is pretty fun, dude!
>He keeps twirling the sparkler to the rhythm. He looks silly, but let him have his fun.
>>3881542
>Ah, that hurt my throat... Anyway, would you like to know how to do that? It'd make you a lot more threatening!
>>3881536
I can only do that if she does her part. I was trying to be kind to her, but she insisted on taking my property. She should be happy that the army refuses to exterminate chipmunks.
>>3881542
You have no passion for Survival Games!
>>3881561
Your winner... Perhaps I went too easily on the squirrel
>>3881561
Awesome! I did it!
I knew I could!
>>3881562
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>>3881565
Placements
>>3881525
I should be able to do this fine. Any external problems can just be removed.
>>3881524
How many creatures are present in this club?
>>3881560
*she stares blankly*
>>3881560
The boys, the twins, the funbags. Your breasts, not that I am complaining, I got a pretty good view from down here, but this is a PG show, I think.
>He puts the squirrelgirl with her feet on the ground again.
The tail looks mightly comfy to snuggle with. Where can I get one?
>>3881565
Thank you for this round! It was an enjoyable Survival Game, so you deserve the praise you're getting for it.
>>3881560
That'd mean making a completely useless thing completely to be shot at.
>>3881565
Congrats, Makoto. And thanks for the show.
>>3881571
Congratulations Makoto. Thank you foe the opportunity.
>>3881443
You see here's the emergency!...
>>3881491
Oh, you made up with Rika? That's good to hear, she's not the easiest to get along with, but you seem like you can do it.
>>3881568
Congratulations Makoto, you brought our district to glory!
Thank you very much for hosting Lord Ainz!
>Sorry, something happened, I'm back now.
>>3881560
...
She's not my girlfriend. Don't ever say that ever again. I'd rather be single all my life than be nailed down to that thing.
>>3881564
She agreed, so keep your end of the deal up and we won't have any problems, okay?
>>3881565
Congratulations, Makoto-taaaan!
Thank you for the game, Mr. Bones!
>>3881569
Ah, I see I have your attention! You see, I'm pretty sure this gun traces back to the colonial times, so it's worth quite a bit of money! Do ya want it?
>>3881571
Congrats to Makoto, and thanks for hosting, Lord!
>>3881565
>>3881568
>>3881571
Luck of the Irish, lady. Good job.
>>3881562
No! I want to never hear that sound ever again in my non-mortal life! I shall banish it from my mind...
>>3881564
So you think! On what do you base this argument?!
>>3881565
The halfbreed pulls through! Congratulations, and thank you, dear host!
>>3881550
It sounds like the usual between you two.
>>3881535
>she accepts the hug, leaning into it
...Least of all would I want you to leave...
>>3881562
>she keeps staring and sits down
>>3881560
>she switches back to normal
They're about a lot of different places... I always start off in my room. Or at least, it looks like my room, but... it's different. I don't know how to describe it.
As soon as I open the door that heads outside, I find myself in this... endless loop of a room, filled with various objects. And they all lead to another world. And from those worlds... Well, many other different worlds. Too varied to sum up in one or two sentences.
>>3881574
Perfect. This will be a nice change of pace...~
I don't have much practice with ranged weapons, but it can't be that hard.
>>3881571
Thanks.
>>3881580
>>3881582
>>3881585
>>3881587
>>3881589
>>3881593
>>3881598
You are all welcome. It is a simple service.
>>3881574
The Survival Game Club has three members at the moment! I'm the President of the club, third year Otori Mio! Subaru is the Vice-President and we have a Treasurer whose name I already forgot, so I just call her Sex Offender-chan.
>>3881589
Fine. I don't want to ruin the reputation of the Survival Game Club, so I'll do my best and I expect the same from you Subaru!
>>3881598
That you expected me to give reasons for you to join our cub, which means you don't have the passion that a Survival Club Member needs in their heart!
>>3881599
It is no problem child. I expect you to get farther next time.
>>3881599
It was, er...a bit more serious, I guess.
>>3881574
Y-You haven't heard of it, have you?
>>3881579
>She doesn't seem particularly bothered by your comments, though maybe a bit confused.
Huh. No, I had this top made special for me, so that won't happen.
>She does a little spin to show off her tail.
It is pretty soft. You can't really get one yourself, since it's attached to my body, but you can snuggle with mine if you want!
>>3881582
It's not useless!
I could ride in it, sleep in it, and keep my stuff in there, like my snacks.
It'd be like a home away from home!
>>3881587
I really think we can. She's nice deep down, she's just bad at showing it.
I'll bring out her soft side, I swear it!
>>3881589
O-Oh, I just thought, since I always see you two together, and she's always yelling your name.. Sorry about that. I shouldn't assume these things.
>>3881599
Wow.. So they're all a bunch of different dreams, huh? That sounds crazy..
Well, like I said, I'd love to read about a few! I've been having, um.. Some not-so-good dreams recently..
>>3881599
The same would go for me...
>He shakes off his light frown and smiles brighter, placing a kiss onto your forehead.
It wouldn't happen as long as I live.
>>3881593
Sorry but I can't accept the deal. I'm 18 years old but I'm still 2 years away from getting my hunter license, so I can't even hold that weapon yet.
>>3881609
Only because I am suspicious of you, and the fact that I am already a member of another club! It would take extremely good reasons for me to abandon one for another, as a code of honour!
>>3881609
I'm not the one going around calling animal control on people! I'm what you'd call a good citizen!
>>3881619
That's pretty much any girls I'm talking to though.
>>3881598
>Aw... Does that mean you don't want to learn how to be a bit more scary?
>>3881599
>He slows the twirls at the end of the song, finishing with a bow.
Whew, that was tiring... I hope you didn't mind me doing that just now, dude. I wanted to show someone, but I really should have rehearsed it first...
>>3881621
Aw-- wait, then why do you have so many guns...?
>>3881599
My sister's expertise with ranged weapons is second to none. She may help us.
>>3881609
Does not sound very inviting.
>>3881619
Not at all.
>>3881623
Hmm.. I guess so.
I don't see you talk to girls besides her though, Subaru.
Are you, um... "That way?"
>>3881503
I'm NOT a weakling though.
>>3881618
Ah... I see. Does it matter that much to you? I thought you didn't care for her.
>>3881619
Really?
>she sits down
Tell me about them, then.
>>3881617
Count on it.
>>3881620
>her cheeks flush a little, looking up at him
... I know. That's what I find so interesting.
>>3881626
It probably would have entertained plenty of children if they were around to see it. Not bad.
>>3881619
No can do, lady. As much as I'd like to, my love is reserved for one lady only. Nothing personal.
>>3881627
>she grins
Good... Then we have a plan ready.
Come to think of it... I don't know if I've ever seen your sister.
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