Kpop memes
continued from >>1281690
first for binnie
I LIKE SINB!!
i'm going to get courage to talk to these kpg girls
>>1295212
tell me
anyone want to erp?
anyone want to erp?
Sowon..
>>1295236
just show them your dick it always works for me
top 10 for 1311 confessing his love to average
>>1295244
but i'm a girl?
>>1295259
say hi im a girl
>>1295268
i'm the mtf variety
>>1295280
lol
>>1295280
youre not a girl then you have a penis
>>1295236
Fake confidence.
>>1295305
i went under the knife
reminder to sit up straight
>>1295329
okay dot..
>>1295329
I'm almost this bad t.b.h.
if i pretend to be normal do you think i could get a gf?
>>1295313
I would use up all my fake confidence to talk to you, Noel
someone suggest me a workout plan that wont result in me fucking up my entire body and snapping muscles.
i'm a complete beginner.
>>1295346
yes
we can do it f a m
>>1295354
read the /fit/ sticky it'll do you well
>>1295329
it's like looking in a mirror
>>1295354
do crossfit
and don't look back
I sometimes dream about sucking cocks.
Is this gay?
Private messaging kills chatrooms desu
>>1295414
females in general kills chatrooms
>>1295352
But we've already talked many times. Unless you meant VoIP or irl.
>>1295424
I meant in a chatroom. I would only orbit you
>>1295420
das sexist
Alright, I'm grasping for straws here but I'm really desperate and need help.
Anyone here ACTUALLY experienced with women, because I need some advice.
hmmmm
might get this
http://store.steampowered.com/app/394510/
>>1295461
only if you have people to play with, it's terrible solo
>>1295392
crossfit..
really..
>>1295457
just be funny/ good looking/ rich/ tall/ strong/ good with words/ at least mildly interesting/ smart/ clean
>>1295457
Be white
>>1295457
yes i'm pretty normie desu
>>1295456
it's true tho lol
I need you..
>>1295476
>its only fun with friends
nevermind then
>>1295361
aka do stronglifts because thats all the /fit/ sticky really recommends.
>>1295495
how do they kill it?
>>1295449
Orbiting takes zero confidence though. I need peacekeepers, not orbiters.
>>1295524
I will keep the peace for you then. Anything for my nigga, Vest
>>1295488
>>1295493
>>1295494
I am tall, white, cleanly. Probably average intelligence and looks at best, and body is okay.
I've known this girl for a couple years now. She's 100% out of my league and probably most peoples' honestly. However, I have known her for a while and I think I have a chance.
How do I go about asking her out?
>>1295496
Is this show any good since the other fatty left?
Deffconn seems like he'd be a good host on paper
>>1295504
SS/SL ain't a bad place to start honestly. It covers all the main lifts and will get you stronger. Then you'll be more used to working out and have developed strength, knowledge, and experience lifting.
imagine the mindset of someomne who uses pictures of an kpop idol to avatar and argue with people on trash kpg about offsite chat drama
>>1295501
friendless faggot lol
>>1295541
>since the other fatty left
Do NOT insult based Jung Hyung Don.
>>1295539
depends on her, does she date regularly?
>>1295541
they have different guest MCs each week at the moment
I think deffconn is doing a good job holding things down while hyungdon is away
>>1295392
being sarcastic?
a beginner doing crossfit is going to injure himself pretty fucking badly son.
>>1295581
She's currently single and hasn't dated for a long time, but she is open to dating.
>>1295414
who are the dirty pmers
>>1295609
bait
>>1295618
They know who they are *glares*
>>1295634
I know I was
>>1295622
? have you seen what people who do crossfit look like
get out of here
>>1295537
Good looking out, anon friend... I finally figured out who you are btw.
>>1295539
>>1295593
You ask her if she wants to go out and get some food on the weekend. Better off next week since Friday would be short notice. Preferably a restaurant you know she'll enjoy. You've known her long enough to skip testing the waters on a coffee date. There's not much to it.
>>1295622
You want a good aesthetic body with functional strength? Do crossfit.
You want to just be bulky and have useless ugly size. Do normal weightlifting.
>>1295539
wait outside of her dwelling until she is separated from others and unsuspecting of attacks. this might take a few hours, this might take a few days, persistence is a virtue here. once you get a chance, surprise her and quickly disarm her and disable her by hitting the back of her head with a blunt object like a thick branch or a sizable rock, one a little bit bigger than half of your head should be suitable. Take her to your dwelling and watch over her for a few days, if she survives the capture, you will have to detain her until she submits to you. if after a few days of being awake she doesn't struggle when you pet her or make to many attempts at escape you will have 'won' her allegiance , and more importantly, her respect.Congratulations, you may now mount her, but be careful , she is still dangerous, and at times she may not be so inviting!
>>1295658
I guess you're right. I'm just deterred because she's often times really busy and I know lots of people she knows are probably going for her as well.
I'm not sure how to differentiate myself. Maybe I'm overthinking it or just not confident or something.
>>1295593
you probably have a decent chance if you just ask then
don't make it seem like a big thing when you ask, just a fun night out or whatever, no pressure. I find generally if a woman feels like there's no big commitment to anything they're more likely to say yes and will have a better time on the actual date, which in turn makes them like you more.
"hey, want to go out this weekend? we can go to x or y or something"
"what, like a date?"
"yeah, we've both been single a while, would be nice to just go out and have some fun. if not then no worries"
this has always worked for me anyway
I listen to noise rock
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hello, gonna stream produce 101 eng episode 2
https://streamup.com/Producefu
i think i just sharted :(
I listen to Korean Noise pop
>>1295658
Sorry, it slipped. I'm not used to calling you Noel.
>I finally figured out who you are btw
H-How?!
I listen to Korean pop music
jk I'm not that pathetic
>>1295699
Alright, I'll try and keep it casual. We've had numerous interactions over that past couple years and I think we get along pretty well.
I'm probably just psyching myself out because I'm intimidated by how good looking she is.
She seems nice and happy in our pictures, but maybe she's like that all the time. I should just go for it probably.
>>1295664
Uhh, this is plan b for now.
produce 101
episode 2 eng
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3qiyxq
streaming it:
https://streamup.com/Producefu
>>1295641
>was
I'm glad you stopped
>>1295801
I didn't stop, I'm just not allowed back
>>1295822
Did you get the :hammer:?
>>1295848
yeah I was hammered ;0
>>1295696
Yeah that's why you have to ask pretty early in the week. Best case scenario Friday or Saturday is open. Waiting over a week would suck.
As for the confidence part refer to >>1295313 . This will take a while to get used to but it definitely works. Just keep your cool and take your chance.
>>1295727
Don't worry about the name. That's nothing. lol
I won't say how but I'll admit you are a crafty little mouse...
how do I meet people irl who like the
music I do
>>1295779
i know what it's like, i used to build it up in my head too much but really it's no big thing and the more nonchalant you are about it the better it tends to go. people have a tendency to imagine rejection scenarios that aren't going to happen. at the end of the day you can't predict how she'll react so just ask and roll with it
help i can't stop shitting!
>>1295883
it doesnt really matter if your friends listen to the asme shit you do unless you actually play music
>>1295858
>>1295893
Alright, I'm gonna do it. Thanks for your advice guys.
pic related, it's her
>>1295909
I don't care about friends, I have those
I just want to meet like minded people
>>1295916
she's pretty, good luck!
>>1295858
>I won't say how but I'll admit you are a crafty little mouse...
Is this a good or bad thing? lol. Will we ever talk outside of trash?
>>1295916
baka lol
HAHA
TIME FOR THE CUTEST GIRLS!
BASED HAN HYERI
>>1295634
i pm all the time.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
TIME
FOR
FANTAGIO GIRLS!
im starting to tear up, just thinking of yoojung
ohhhh fuck me
im crying
choi yoo jung
>>1295956
who do you pm?
this thread just got lame as fuck
im out
>>1295883
Going to concerts and festivals is the easiest way.
>>1295916
This guy. Good luck. lol
>>1295939
It's a damn good thing desu and we'll definitely talk. Just need a good spot.
>>1296087
my cute friends
>>1295950
what is her story
cooperate and we can operate and save an attack
seulgi > irene > yeri > wendy >>>>> joy
>>1296142
han hyerin or choi yoo jung?
bumped into 80-year old lady holding some groceries
there goes eggs, milk, cheese, and Post Toasties
>>1296213
the girl in the image. she is the one who was crying>?
>>1296227
shes our little niece and has autism
>>1296188
swap yeri and wendy
>>1296098
Noel.. <3
And what do you mean you need a good spot?
>>1296258
thats the only acceptable change to my otherwise objectively correct list
사랑해
word yeris the best.
little choi yoojung
>>1296301
we like choi yoo jung here
If I couldn't deadlift at least twice my weight I'd kill myself for being such a weak ass faggot
>>1296334
you can deadlift 800+ lbs?
i lifted a big rock today with my powerful muscles
>>1296188
Shout out to my Joy friend. One of the very rare few of his kind.
>>1296267
___ <3
A kickback place to talk about cute girls, nice clothes, politics, and our feelings.
>>1296365
>___
... He knows...
That place doesn't exist ;_;
Where is Dot I love him
Where my buddies at?
>>1296464
in my bed
>people cheering for kahi, what is this 2010?
>>1296487
stop jackin it and play with me
>>1296464
>>1296561
You didn't post my waifu.. it's like you don't even know me. Thanks Dot..
where is kiri i love her
>>1296572
... :sweat:
>>1296428
Heh. Why did you have to hide it all this time?
We'll just have to create it then... 어디든 best place.
>>1296597
I see.. It's fine..
>>1296603
:cry:
>>1296631
I come to your mind last.. Thought we were best friends.
>>1296599
I wasn't really try to hide. I was unsure if you were a member or not. I still am unsure lol
That place can exist in our hearts... <3
>>1296642
hyunaqt..
>>1296744
has
>>1296716
Bye I'm dead.
>>1296756
gone to sleep
>>1296757
>>1296784
I'm not BVA..
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OOH FUG ITS TIME FOR FEELS
>>1296674
A member how? I'm just another anon who took a wrong turn to /trash/ desu.
That's a very delicate place to be but I'll be careful.
>>1296794
>>1296809
DOT PLEASE
https://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/3rpwfn/my_20f_boyfriend_21m_of_2_yrs_is_obsessed_with/
![[Mnet] 프로듀스101.E02.160129.HDTV.H264.720p-WITH.mp4_20160129_204332.218.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/BOFoB7o.jpg "[Mnet] 프로듀스101.E02.160129.HDTV.H264.720p-WITH.mp4_20160129_204332.218.jpg")
fucking shit, every time
>>1296829
https://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/443cqz/update_my_20f_boyfriend_21m_of_2_yrs_is_obsessed/
noone fucking cares about reproduce101
>>1296874
>reproduce
OMO
>>1296874
word, lets talk about more discord shit.
go fuck yourself bva, you fucking cunt bitch
>>1296817
>>1296828
:/
H TOWN GOT A NIGGA SO THROWED
>>1296891
I guess our messages mean nothing to each other. I'm triggered.
>>1296891
Post the YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.
>>1296922
:sob:
THE
CHAMP
>>1296958
Disgusting
>>1296964
IS HERE
>>1296990
(You) and me
I am a pathetic loser piece of shit
>>1297044
word
They took my boy away from me. My son belongs to the state now.
>>1297044
we know colin, we know
>>1297027
T-Thanks.. I guess.
>>1297044
based me
>>1296806
I don't think we're talking about the same thing... I-If we're both Anons, how do you know my name?
You could never hurt me, you're my nigga
![[Mnet] 프로듀스101.E02.160129.HDTV.H264.720p-WITH.mp4_20160129_204804.253.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/HK607jd.jpg "[Mnet] 프로듀스101.E02.160129.HDTV.H264.720p-WITH.mp4_20160129_204804.253.jpg")
THE
C
H
A
M
P
http://www.mnet.com/tv/vod/171480
SHE WAS JUST HIDING HER POWER LEVEL
should i order a pizza... im so hungry
>>1297102
depends, local or chain?
>>1297062
:green_heart:
>>1297105
either or, i'm looking for other delivery foods too
>>1297102
no fatty, you don't need another one
>>1297111
i usually get chinese food or a grinder, but local pizza is good too
>>1297111
pizza so I can live vicariously through you
it sounds so good right now
You have 3 days to beat this girl in a kpop sing and dance off.
How do you train?
remember, she is 159cm tall and weights 44kg and beat 100 different other girls for the top spot
>>1297149
assassination
omo james..
>20 pushups in the morning, and 20 more later in the day
am I killing it or nah?
>>1297149
who the fuck
>>1297155
rolling for 54
>>1297155
japan made me gay and a pervert
>>1297153
>implying bullets can stop her
>>1297082
Well... The same way you know my name... Or maybe the blank was something else...
Invincible. I'll still be slow and steady just to be safe.
>>1297155
Out of nowhere.
>>1297175
>implying i wouldn't use my katana with tirelessly folded cold steel
>>1297185
>katana
which meme spouting discord user are you?
im stopping this, i dont want it to get embarrassing
>>1297228
all of them
>>1297149
crossfit, have you seen their bodies?
Do you guys saw that loser with the seolhyun framed pics in kpg
>>1297250
>crossposting
>hell divers is on sale and it costs $14
>xcom 2 just got released
i dont know.......
>>1297250
hes cool
>>1297161
You are nothing unless your biceps are bigger than Taengoos, which is very unlikely since they are huge
>>1297266
no he is a loser
>>1297271
wow those arms
>>1297179
So many questions and no answers... Either you're a master detective or we're both really confused
Thank you for being so kind!
>>1297250
who? what's even going on in mu these days?
Tell em bitches we here we fuckin’ Illionaire gangstas
I always keep my attitude, my swagga borrowed from god
Rockin’ Givenchy and I’m a Mercedes ridah
You envy me? Work hard in your life, too
sweet dreams anons
I got em bitches ass up face down frowning screamin’ like she hate now
She be in a panic got her leavin’ my room ain’t sayin’ nothin’ she ain’t mine
Bed time gotta show tomorrow tickets yeah they bought e’m all
All I gotta do’s win win win I’ll be chillin’ while u lame dudes teaching flows and all
>>1297289
If it makes you less confused, the blank was your favorite group. If not then I fucked up and have to start from square one. lol
It's the least I can do 4u.
i came here when i got banned from mu but i dont want to leave anymore...
That bullshit I don’t do shit like that I ain’t no pussy
I’m a man wit a pride pride harder than my dick y'all too soft wit it sushi
As you can see you guys are after me in line, time’s mine I’m that young rich & fly
I’m just tellin’ the truth tearin’ the booth the roof is on fire
>>1297344
night
>>1297372
I ain’t gon’ stop till I feel like it
11 years but still rockin’
Dropped 10 CDs but still droppin’
Illionaire motha fucka we still poppin’
We still talkin’ big money
Hunnit grand that’s my whip money
4gs no i phone but hell yeah that’s my kicks money
>>1297372
i wish we could all shitpost together again
>>1297379
i dont want to leave you...
hahahahaha avatars xDDDDDD
>>1297395
you're the biggest avatar and you don't even need an image
>>1297389
>>1297395
From 24 to 26, of course my account’s balance has changed
Thanks to Carhartt’s sponsorship I don’t buy and wear domestic any more
Art, how fun is it? And I’m so good at it
My creativity knows no boundaries so I have two majors
My friends are painters, sculptors, it’s fuckin’ cool
The socks of my friend from the fashion faculty are better than your fuckin’ crew,
We’re handsome, ur ugly, we take girls, u do with ur left hand
>>1297359
Oh, I think I know what you're talking about... Or not. We suck at this lol
You can form the 4 walls to protect our fragile hearts
>>1297395
Man fuck ya swag. Bitch fuck ya profile.
Look at what we achieved, listen to it another three, four times
Now everybody knows who’s conquered this place
ILLIONAIRE in this biiitch the rap game’s over
>>1297426
i dont know moonrunes
memes :d
>>1297971
hey i like those
personalities xDDDDDDDDDDDD
I think she wanna bounce right now I say hol’ up
The girl I saw before keeps staying in my head
I see her pores because of her white skin tone
She seems sleepy because of the rapper sitting next to her
I’m a fuckin star, baby let me buy u some drinks
Let’s drunk drive, no drunk fly to the moon
And she said she a pornstar with a perfect profile,
Tonight we gon’ drink and smoke and fuck for 24 hours
MAN I LUV DEM STRIPPERZ
MAN I LUV DEM STRIPPERZ
what is a personalities
Life never changes and there’s nothing special
Summers are hot and winters are cold
On the weekends, I chase after girl’s asses
All night I’m up all night to get my luck
God damn it, I’m up all night to get drunk
Tonight I’m as drunk as a dog
Tonight, I’m looking for someone to sleep with
But it’s not that easy
It’s probably because I’m thinking of you
My friends understand even if I don’t say it
In the end, I touch my phone instead of my drink
My friends call me an idiot and tells me to snap out of it
No, I’m sober right now
Let’s fuck a bitch and let’s get over with it
But that’s not that easy either
In the end, I drunk dial you
muh lyrics xDDDDDD
I’m up all night!
I can’t sleep
I need someone next to me today
I’m rocking gold chains and I order champagne
All night I’m up all night to get my luck!
Up all night!
It’s not because of you
Don’t worry about me, I have plenty of girls to party with
I’m rocking gold chains.
All night I’m up all night I’m fucked up!
>>1298023
We up all night, tonight
Forget about a damn thang tonight
Forget about a damn thang tonight
It’s alright
I’m so fine
>>1298023
do you want to talk with someone or maybe erp...
The music is all the same, there’s nothing to listen to
I don’t like elec and I don’t like rock
Ballads make you cry all the time
All night I’m up all night to turn up !
GOD DAMN IT, I hate the FUCKIN love songs,
GOD DAMN IT, I hate the FUCKIN break ups
IM ON MY LEVEL
IM ON MY LEVEL, YEAH
IM ON MY LEVEL
IM ON MY LEVEL, YEAH
Ah, it's the champagne pourin', big joint rollin'
Bombay sippin', no blunt smokin'
Bad bitch gettin', thick and she got some friends with her
I take 'em out pourin' shots of liquor
It’s probably because I’m thinking of you
My friends understand even if I don’t say it
The symptoms get worse when it’s bed time
In the end, I turned on Instagram in bed
Compared to me, you seem so fine
You fuckin bitch, I think I’m fucked up because of you
Meanwhile, you’re eating expensive food
Honey ice cream for dessert
>>1297412
Now I'm getting a tiny bit anxious. Just when I thought I had it all figured out.
4 Walls to protect our Rude Love...
I’m up all night!
I can’t sleep
I need someone next to me today
I’m rocking gold chains and I order champagne
All night I’m up all night to get my luck!
Up all night!
It’s not because of you
Don’t worry about me, I have plenty of girls to party with
I’m rocking gold chains.
All night I’m up all night I’m fucked up!!
We up all night, tonight
Forget about a damn thang tonight
Forget about a damn thang tonight
It’s alright
I’m so fiiiiiiiiiiiine
On my way from Cali, so you know I'm smokin' flavor
Ain't fuckin' with blunts, you know we only smokin' paper
And I throw it up so you that they know just what my gang is
Motherfuck a hater
I left the crib with 10 grand, bought a hundred pair
I'm the coach, I can show you how to be a player
Five-eight's is the fitted, bitches love my hair
Camo shorts go with anythin' I wanna wear
Honestly, I can’t forget about thang tonight
Honestly, I want you again, give a damn tonight
Fuck these gold chainz and shit, I wanna be with you again
Honestly, I can’t forget about thang tonight
Honestly, I want you again, give a damn tonight
Fuck these gold chainz and shit, I wanna be with you again
Honestly, I can’t forget about thang tonight
Honestly, I want you again, give a damn tonight
Fuck these gold chainz and shit, I wanna be with you again
Honestly, I can’t forget about thang tonight
Honestly, I want you again, give a damn tonight
Fuck these gold chainz and shit, I wanna be with you again.
We up all
She’s got a box full of things
and a lot of them don’t work
You don’t get to see them all
see them all
see them all
today
She’s got a room full of boys
and a lot of them are cute
but they don’t give her what she wants
what she wants
what she wants
today
any bulls online
So giddyup now
she’s going on a trip
she won’t let them tears
fall down and drip
How ya feeling today
Oh never better
It’s a chance now
She won’t let it slip
She will stand up straight
and tighten her grip
The adventure will start
today
2. [+530, -2] I posted song lyrics on my facebook, now looking back at it I realize it was not cool at all ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
She’s got a lot on her mind
even more inside her heart
You won’t get to see them all
see them all
see them all
today
Was it love at first sight? (nope)
Did she ride you like a bike? (yup)
Was it ripe? (nope), Was her pussy tight? (yup)
Got some property? (nope), Drive a Maserati? (yup)
You softer than a sock? (nope)
You solid as a rock? (yup)
Slow? (nope), Trained to go? (yup)
Your team weak? (nope)
You respected in the stree-neets? (yup)
>>1298163
lol
Rising up now
We’re coming back to life
We are reaching for the stars tonight
Have you noticed
the sun’s again on time
Yeah
Take a look now
We’re finally on the clouds
We can sing of love and truth out loud
The adventure will start
Today
WE ARE THE NOBODIES
WANNA BE SOMEBODIES
WE ARE DEAD
WE KNOW JUST WHO WE ARE
>>1298163
who are you...
theres no way qt is up at this hour.
>>1298068
We thought we knew it all but in the end, we knew nothing...
When I'm Alone, I think about what my nigga Noel is up to
>>1298169
hi
ok i got a pepperoni pizza with black olives, a bit of fried chicken and a greek salad from a local place
>>1298212
Hello
>>1298220
nice
i usually get a margarita pizza though
>>1298220
Die.
im going to sleep
here is
archive-hatchet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8JxOAyurZY
If I had a hatchet
It would be yours to have
'Cause your decapitating habits feel a little bit orgasmic
If I gave you a hatchet
It would be yours to have
I kind of like the feeling when you stab me in the back
Every time I see you
Look me in the eye
I look straight back
'Cause a part of me will die
If I had a hatchet
It would be yours to have
No amount of pain would ever stop me coming back
