156th Dark Side Games part 2
RNGesus alert
>>3802615
That doesn't sound like you at all...
>>3802617
It's always good to visit home and family!
>>3802634
More than a year by now...
>>3802674
Not really, I don't really think about it too much to be honest.
>>3802680
Actually I'll change when I'm here pretty suddenly too...
>>3802662
Be careful. You almost got shot by my Gatling turrets. Would have teared you apart.
>>3802662
That's not even a question. It's obvious my sanity is still here!
>>3802617
Uh...Akitsu Maru-tan? Y-You can stop hugging me. I was never going to die in the first place. It was all apart of my power...
>>3802634
Then I could put on a Kaito mask if you want me to!
>>3802647
>>3802637
P-Please don't do this to me. I'm still pure.
>>3802570 (Trude-sama)
You don't understand, Trude. I live and die for candy. It is my lifeline. You are cutting my blood flow by holding out on me. You don't understand the struggle of being a candy fanatic. I will die without enough candy.
Tummy pain is small price to pay for gratification. I wouldn't have to be fiending if you would indulge me. Is this how you treat your little sister?
>>3802674
It seems whenever I bring up this topic, people are unsure of what to say.
I think my sister may have affected me but that sounds lovely.
>>3802662
>>3802708
I see. You have become so confident that you begun tracking me.
>>3802662
I could have sworn it was 12 herbs N spices
>>3802662
What do I need this for? It'd just weigh me down.
>>3802674 (Urotsuki)
Er...I'm afraid not. I'm pretty specialized. Still, I might be able to manage something....
>>3802708
As far as I can tell, I was mainly in charge of the combat stuff, and something else which "that" me has kept secret from her...to our mutual frustration.
>>3802662
Well don't know why but sure I like fries.
>>3802708
Aw, well that sucks~
>>3802662
I swear, I think I'm losin' it. If only Mutemaster were here, I'm in some SERIOUS need of a chillax.
Still....this mixtape's gonna be FIRE!
>>3802662
Would anybody actually even care if we killed ourselves?
>>3802662
This place has trees everywhere though...
>>3802619
It's better this way, I don't want to fight..
>>3802634 (Rammy)
Alright, I was just a little worried is all, but have you killed me anymore in your dreams?
>>3802662
RIP Raiko Atsuki Newton and United Kingdom, i forget someone but I have to hurry
False alarm, and literally more orgies than deaths today
>>3802588
>She reaches back behind her and fumbles around with her tail, pulling a bag out of the fur. She opens it up, revealing it to be full of chestnuts.
>>3802593
S-Seduction?! No way!
I like girls, you know that!
>>3802596
Sure! Go ahead!
Why would it be awkward? I don't mind a bit!
>>3802615
>She balls her hands up in fists and brings them up to her eyes in frustration.
I know, it's just annoying..
>She peers out from under her hands at you.
Are you still, uh.. Super uncomfortable with me sleeping in your tank?
>>3802617
That's what I wanna do with you! There's no real reason, it's just.. I dunno, an urge?
It's like seeing a puppy at the adoption center and wanting to adopt it so badly, but knowing you can't!
>>3802634
No, thank you!
So, besides that, how have you been, Rammy? Good? How are your nightmares?
>>3802674
Friends are the most important thing in the world.
Think of it like.. Like a tank of water that keeps filling up! That water is your sadness, okay? So.. If the water fills up all the way, the tank explodes after a while! But, now.. Think of friends like drains, letting the water out of the tank. They keep the tank from blowing up, and the more you have, the less sadness you'll have!
Once a ton of lost people get together, then they have something in common, right? They're all lost! So.. They all become drains for each others' sadness.
Does that make sense?
>>3802662
I prefer using my revolver. Sorry.
>>3802708
It is. I wish I knew where my sister was though.
>>3802712
>She lets him go.
Don't do that again.
>>3802712
I did nothing, you're the only one hurting yourself.
It's not good to flee from your true desires.
>>3802746
Hmm... This is relaxing.
>>3802746
That wouldn't be the first time I have slept without warmth. I'm fully prepared for this.
>>3802746
>>3802750
Hey, you see? An orgy again.
I think you might have an addiction in fact.
>shoots brick at poster 3 posts below this post
>>3802747
I don't know about your culture or anything, maybe it was a sensitive issue and I didn't know.
>He picks up the end of the tail, laying it across both hands at first, weighing it gingerly before slowly stroking it.
What's it feel like?
>>3802747
...Have you really not found anywhere else?
>>3802724
I don't mean any harm! I just have the feeling that you're strong!
>>3802733
That sounds like it could be easier if either of you just uhh... cooperated?
>>3802736
Not really, I'll still be here.
>>3802747
Hmm... if I had some chocolate I could dip a few of those in it...
>>3802749
Who's your sister?
>>3802764
Adachi, I think I'm the only one here who has any idea what you're doing.
>>3802593
...shut up, we're not kidnapping Rika.
Don't be a fool.
>>3802733
>she smiles
That would be fantastic, actually.
I could always steal some blueprints...
>>3802708
...I don't really understand you.
>>3802724
That's because you're not really asking about something specific. Emotions are like weather, it changes often and unpredictably.
>>3802746
My fuel... You destroyed my fuel...!
I'll kill you.
>>3802747
....It's a bit of a childish way to put it, but it...works, I guess. I appreciate it.
>sighs and lets go of her tail
I find myself thinking a lot of these things lately.
>>3802712
I would still know it is you. Do not worry. I do not believe this will happen for some time. I will be able to find myself doing something then I believe.
>>3802744
I did not have any dreams yesterday. I was silent because I was unsure if you would like the gift.
>>3802746
You will need the rest.
>>3802747
Nonexistent yesterday. I think your gift helped. While we are on the subject, how are yours?
>>3802778
You would be correct. I did just win the last match.
>>3802746
Why does this keep happening to me?
>>3802747
Ku. Ku. Ku.
You do not need to hide your feelings for me any long, Makoto-tan! I've now seen the light, and God tells me we're destined ones!
>>3802749
B-But it's okay! Even if I did do that again it wouldn't kill me! I've got a thing called "return from death" on my side!
>>3802750
My true desires have nothing to do with you furry people!
>>3802746
This mixtape's so hot, it's makin' me sweat from my eye!
...Freaky.
>>3802746
Oh this fire is fun~
>>3802778
Oh? Well alright then.
>>3802746
This is not helping
>>3802747
Oh uh, please refrain from doing that.
>>3802778
Nigitsu Maru.
>>3802793
Don't do it. I don't want to see you kill yourself like that again.
>>3802739
lol no
>>3802778
>>3802787
Well gosh, how else are we going to get her to build motorcycles for us?
>>3802791
Like opening up a doggy hotel for stray dogs to stay at? That's genius, Rambo! I could totally see you building a whole dog city, only to destroy it later on!
>>3802815
I'm a champ at this kind of thing.
>>3802787
Ugh, The only one I am confident with is happiness. Speaking of that...
*A grins stretches across her face*
Have you found the location of your parent?
>>3802815
This team was unnecessary.
>>3802791
Me not liking something..? Haha, Rammy you know me better than that.
>>3802815
I-I can't use these...!
>>3802778
I haven't had any contact with other-me. And considering that one's a few years younger than me, being in middle school of all things...I could actually pull the age card on her.
>She snickers
But, uh...I did take a picture of her, if you'd like.
>>3802787
That'd sure make it easier on me.
>>3802815
I expect you to pick up the pace, Prince. Here is doesn't matter what your title is. We're all on equal footing when put inside this death arena.
>>3802815
Alright lets see what we can can using this.
>>3802821
I think I understand what you're saying!
If you want, you can kill me whenever you want, as long as it vents out your frustration. I'd rather take the blunt force of it than have someone else do it.
>>3802766
Mm, I used to hate people touching my tail, but that was a long time ago. Just touching it doesn't really feel like much, just like if you were touching my arm or something. It does feel nice to have it pet or scratched, though. Same with my head and ears.
>>3802769
Well.. Besides on top of your tank, and in Rachel's mansion on the days she stops by, I usually just sleep in a tree or something.
So.. Not really.
>>3802778
>She pulls out one of the nuts and crushes it between her palms, holding up the inner edible part for you.
"Ahhh."
>>3802787
I do too. You're not alone, I promise. A lot of us wonder if what we do really means anything in the long run, but.. I think as long as you make as many friends as you can along the way, then at least you'll have fun.
>>3802791
You used it? That's so cute!
Oh.. Um, they're..
I don't have nightmares.
I'm perfectly fine, I told you..
>>3802793
That's so insensitive of you, Subaru! That's mean, even! I confessed to you that I love Noel, and you're thinking I'd change my mind just like that??
I thought we were friends!
>>3802821
Hehe, don't worry, I won't. I don't wanna get makeup all over my lips.
>She swishes her tail back and forth.
I'm surprised you haven't said anything about my animal bits.. Are beastkin common where you're from?
>>3802870
Pictures are hard.
damn
>>3802815
RIP Gertrud Mario Noisemaker Rick and Best Guy
Why this is too slow?
>Good, 24 hours since yesterday same how and nothing happened
>>3802888
son
>>3802888
son
>>3802883
Really...hmm
>His stroking turns to scratching, nails dragging lightly across the fur covered skin
Like that?
>>3802888
Cheer up, anon. Ya got some trips.
>>3802720
I'm just going to ignore that last comment for your own sake.
>she sighs and throws two more pieces of candy at your nose
There, that's all you're getting for tonight though. You know what to do if you want to get more.
I don't know about you but I have to get up early, so this is where I call it a day. Goodnight Erica.
>4chan refuses to update even after refreshing
Marvelous.
>>3802832
...I am expecting one of the creatures here to hand me a feline.
>>3802837
Actually liking it. I know you would have liked the idea of it but I was not sure if you would like the actual gift.
>>3802883
Makoto. Please. When I saw your face when you were sleeping concerned me. I will not judge. I just want to know.
>>3802892
The other dark skinned one is already resting.
>>3802870
Ah, well...she's a nice girl. Even if she's been indulging herself on the wonders of sleeping and eating, now....
>She offers a surprising soft smile for someone as bold as she normally is
>>3802883
I'm sure there's still that camp the magician set up...I wouldn't be surprised if she offered, by this point.
>>3802892
Oh, come on...!
>>3802892
Yeah I still don't know how to use these weapons... Wait that was an actual person? Oh jeez.
>>3802892
Rooting Himoko.
>>3802892
Zip a Dee do da, zip a Dee day, my oh my what a tender fillet
>>3802870
I didn't expect you to have.
>>3802875
That's not what I'm saying at all, I don't want to see you die! I think of you as a friend, so don't make me see you die.
>>3802883
I've never seen one like you back home, but I've seen many different types of people around here, and back home there are tales of creatures far stranger.
>>3802883
Do I not remind you of Noel?
My soft skin, my beautiful face, and my amazingly small chest?
>>3802892
WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING!?
>>3802883
>Confused at first she was slow to respond but eventually opens her mouth
Ahh?
>>3802918
Nothing wrong with that, unless it starts to take over her life that is...
>Smiles back brightly
>>3802815
What do I care of an Empire? If it was so important it would still be around.
>>3802832
...She pretty much just agreed.
Kindness can get you places sometimes.
>>3802835
Not yet.... But I'm still looking. They didn't change their names after all. They're not getting away of course.
>she smiles back
And now I have a real weapon. My parents are going to pay.
>>3802840
I'll steal them from somewhere then.
>>3802870
It's frustrating.
>>3802883
That's surprising, coming from you.
...Having friends... Making it fun.
>she nods to herself a bit, making her tail swish
Perhaps it's time I shifted priorities.
>>3802892
Why the peace this early?
>>3802917
Expecting that from other people is rude of you. The only time someone would do that is if you really mean a lot to them.
>>3802938
You and Makoto-tan sure do get squirmy when it comes to seeing people die. It almost makes me wonder why you guys show up here.
>>3802944
B-But I'm kind to everyone, yet it hasn't gotten me anywhere!
>>3802892
I can't sleep, I stay awake every night...
>>3802917
Haha, well I do love flowers, but I really like a lot of things, maybe too many.
>>3802969
I don't want these.
>>3802969
Can't run a restaurant without a sink!
>>3802969
If I killed you now, then you wouldn't be able to finish watching over our duels.
>>3802943
Eh, she spent the...I dunno, first week or so at least just doing that, I think. Thankfully, I don't think she shares the same physical needs as us.... Last I saw her, which was...a while ago, she was working on something that'd hopefully let her use her full repertoire of weapons without her "operator".
>>3802944
Buy, steal, 'borrow', find lying on the ground....
>She shrugs
Doesn't both me too much, either way. I've got an uncomfortably large amount of free time when I'm not working on repairing my tanks, anyways.
>>3802969
We're not THAT dumb, right Maria-tan?
>>3802909
>Eats one and pockets the other.
F-Fine. Night, Bossy.
>>3802969
>>3803003
I don't think so...
>>3802944
I await the day. Oh. How has the sword been treating you?
>>3802969
I am hot. The temperature of my body is raising.
>>3802971
She has stated that there is an excess of them back at her station and was happy to give me one when I expressed my fondness for animals.
>>3802971
I don't want to see people I like die, it's sad and fairly disturbing, at least when it's not in the game itself. It's all fun and games in there really, or maybe I just think that way because I'm used to killing.
>>3803017
>Raises toothbrush
>>3802944
I think you're thinking too much.
>>3803001
Is that good or bad?
>>3802905
>She chitters under her breath and lightly kicks her leg, giggling.
Yeah, like that. That feels nice.
>>3802917
...
>She looks away and blushes in embarrassment.
..Fine. I just miss Noel a lot.
I haven't seen her in a whole month.
I have nightmares of her turning up dead, or telling me she hates me. They happen every night. Nothing helps.
>>3802918
Well.. I don't really like it there.
It's in the middle of the scary part of the forest, I swear there's ghosts there.
So, I have that marmot thingy watch me while I sleep, but he always ends up waking me up every five minutes, so I'm tired in the morning.
>>3802938
Really? Creatures, huh..
Like what? A big booger monster, like that one guy I met?
>>3802939
>She stomps her foot.
Stop it! You're making me really angry!
>>3802943
>She pops one of the nuts into your mouth, already getting to work on cracking open another.
Chestnuts are my favorite. They're really delicious.
>>3802944
I think so too! You're really likeable. I'm sure a ton of people would love to be friends with you, myself included! If you spend time wondering what to do, then you'll never have time to do it! So, that's why I say to just follow what makes you happy in your heart.
>>3802969
RIP Rika and Prince Gumball
Okay, peace gone
>>3803013
You've gotta have more confidence in yourself! Of course we aren't dumb! If we were then we would have killed ourselves by now!
>>3803017
Wait, who are you talking about? I don't think I know anyone with tons of disposable animals by their side.
>>3803020
Oh yeah, you were in a war, weren't you? How many kills did you get when you did your time in the service?
>>3803040
Ive had worse.
>>3803040
Much appreciated, little girl.
>>3802984
That it was made it hard. What do you get the one that likes everything?
>>3803024
Flock off.
>>3803035
I think that is fine to think. Makoto...
>>3803040
>>3803040
I feel like.. Someone's thinking of me.
>>3803028
What, do you think I'd like her to be relatively unarmed HERE of all places!?
>>3803035
Well, ask for her tent, then. Elly and her vampire friend stayed there for a while to, so it's safe. Plus, she probably only has it there because of you, otherwise it'd just be off wherever.
>>3803035
Hmmm
>He sighs happily in response, continuing to scratch away at different parts of the tail for several minutes before stopping.
There you go. That's really neat!
>>3802971
I guess I'm just better than you at making friends.
>>3802969
Maybe there's another effect awaiting me.
>>3803001
Doesn't bother me either.
...Hm. I guess knowing people isn't so bad.
>>3803017
I've kept it in my room after using it a round or two. It was nice and heavy, as well as being sharp...
But it doesn't feel the same. Nevertheless, I clean it daily.
>>3803035
Likable? Hmh... Me? I hardly like myself at the moment.
If you're right though... that would explain all these people talking to me.
>she shakes her head
>>3803028
Probably to death one of these days. But it's hard not to. There's plenty to worry about.
>>3803040
Leave me alone while I'm cooking!
>Throws knife in rage towards the girl.
... Well that works I guess.
>>3803044
But I've done some really stupid things.
>>3803040
I.... shouldn't have done that by myself.
>>3803035
I don't know of any like that, but to name two, there is a featureless creature that from afar looks like a man that is said to approach people on the street and ask them if they have a moment, and then when they are about to answer it turns around, bends over, and reveals the eye between the cheeks of its rear. There is also a creature that appears like a monk that kills people by extending its neck up as far as someone can look, causing them to fall back from looking up too quickly, after which it tears the poor soul's throat out.
>>3803060
I-I was joking...
>>3803044
Maru's friend. Her name was Yubari.
>>3803040
If you all stay with me more than needed to, I will be telling the stories of what happened to you three.
>>3803061
>>3803040
...
Don't tell anyone.
>>3803035
Ara ara, Makoto-tan. You're too easy to mess with.
>>3803040
Some more deaths, and more RNGesus alert
>>3803078
Probably, but that could be because you're small and cute. Nobody is afraid of you like they are of me.
>>3803079
Haven't we all? Instead of focusing on the past, we have to pave a better tomorrow for the both of us! We're going to win this game, Maria-tan!
>>3803078
The outside world people can recover from that sorta thing easily enough, anyways. And sure, we've got our uses, if nothing else.
>>3803060
Hahahaha... You get him Anything! Hm.. I'm a little saddened though it seems like Len had to leave.
>>3803096
Colonel! Thank god, help me out h-...
>>3803096
Now that is a good old fashioned southern whoopin with a side of mashed potatahs!
>>3803044
I'm not really sure, but I'm alive so it mist have been enough.
>Somehow I missed you.
>>3803035
>Eats the chestnut
Mmm... it's quite good! Thank you!
>>3803069
I would think you would just rather her not even be HERE of all places.
>>3803078
You know, everything will work itself out eventually. Sometimes it needs a little push or sometimes you need a little help. But I find that everything works out in one way or another.
>>3803096
What am I going to do with these?
>>3803091
...Never heard of her. Is she nice at least? Maybe I'll have to talk to her when she comes here.
>>3803096
I-I think you mean flying...r-right?
>>3803078
Fail to maintain it and it would be nothing more than a blunt object. Have you tried anything else outside of here?
>>3803096
This never fails to make me smile.
>>3803122
Your brother was here?
>>3803096
Damn it stay still you stupid fish!
>>3803114
I'll likely get second at best because that's what I do~
>>3803122
I am sorry my friend, but the Colonel is a ruthless man. Nothing can get in between him and the sale of crispy, moist chicken.
>>3803096
I don't mind at all, but I wish I had someone to duke it out with.
>>3803135
I have faith in her...! It's only because of here she's even got a physical form, too. And besides, she clearly knows how to keep out of trouble....
>>3803096
1st wave of death, pay them respects
>Another false alarm
>>3803146
Hold the fuck up is that an actual honest to god smile in that gif?
>>3803128
Ah, so you've must have killed a ton of people! You look like the kind of person that used to be really hard-boiled, if you know what I mean.
>b-but I didn't go anywhere, senpai
>>3803148
That's not the kind of attitude a girl like you should have! Where's your confidence? Where's your loud mouth? Where's your sass!? You're missing it all!
>>3803060
I know it is, it's just that I don't want to drag you down with my sad thoughts and personal problems.
I'm the one that's supposed to be happy. It's just been hard recently.
>>3803069
I guess I could, but.. That would.. U-Um..
>She sighs.
...I wanna sleep close to you, though. You're my best friend here. I'd feel the most comfortable. I feel like maybe it would make my nightmares go away.
>>3803070
I love being pet! It's really great, honestly.
Hehe.. You're really nice.
I'm glad I've got you here for me.
>>3803078
You are! You're cute, and everyone probably just wants to hug you and tell you it'll all be okay. I know I do.
>She reaches out and pets your hair.
'Cause it will be okay. Like I said, just follow your heart!
>>3803087
>Apex kek
Th-That first one sounds terrifying!! I would want to meet either of those.. The world you sound from doesn't sound very safe with monsters like those walking around, Akitsu.
>>3803093
>She starts to tear up.
It's not funny! I was being honest when I confessed that I loved Noel, so don't joke about it! It's serious!
>>3803135
>She puts another one into your mouth while you talk.
I brought a ton of them! They're not cooked or anything, though. You really like them? Not many people eat them raw!
>>3803139
...What do you call giving a kitten to one with a fondness of cute animals?
>>3803179
Apparently I am capable of them.
>>3803195
Do you require a hug?
>>3803195
Aw, thanks Makoto; I try my best. I'm glad I could be there for someone who needed a hand.
>>3803169
The deaths just increased in a good way
>>3803195
>he walks up and hugs the squirrel
Shhhh, let it all out. I'm here for you to cry on my shoulder.
>>3803205
It sounds like love at first sight.
>>3803165
Well if you trust her then I'm sure it will be fine.
>>3803195
>She manages to chew it without choking
It's different... but not bad.
Plus aren't they more healthy raw too?
>>3803217
Sorry Rachnee.
>just when you thought hg was the king of shitposts
>>>/asp/1427564
>>3803146
Yeah, his name Is Len, he was talking to Rika too I believe.
>>3803149
But he won't make much money if he kills his customers...
>>3803114
...People are afraid of you?
And don't call me cute.
>>3803115
Precisely. What is one missing schematic?
By the way...
>she holds up a bag
You said you were low on soda, right?
>>3803135
...Hm.
Maybe. I've found myself more susceptible to those ideas since I left home.
>>3803146
Not really... Just my chainsaw and the sword.
>>3803195
You're the... second one to call me cute.
I... Tch, whatever.
>she leans away a bit, her ears twitching
>>3803217
(None of them seem powerful)
I will be resting first.
>>3803205
You've been holding out on me shark teeth. Guess I don't need the tape anymore.
Alright back to sleeplurking.
>>3803217
It was a pleasure fighting with all three of you.
>>3803189
Somehow I kinda hope not. I have a patrol to get on, so take care Subaru, I'll see you again soon.
>I know, that's why I'm embarrassed.
>>3803195
As far as I know, such creatures are just myths and legends. I must be going now, so take care..Oh, but before I go, would you mind telling me your name? I don't think I caught it earlier.
>>3803217
Nevermind
>>3803195
I just...I can't. Not in my tank, at least.
>>3803087
>>3803254
Do those things still show their faces out in the outside world? Just call for a shrine maiden or something. Be seeing you.
>>3803235
>She nods vigorously
I'd dare say I'm proud of her, even.
>>3803243
>She laughs awkwardly, nodding
I sort of am....I burn through them quicker than anything else when I'm working.
>>3803217
It's not like you could kill me anyways.
>>3803243
I thought it was obvious? My face is horrifying. I've been told this by numerous people.
>>3803254
See you again, Maru-tan! I wish you the best of luck!
>Don't worry about that now. We can always talk whenever you're feeling up to it.
>>3803271
Rng? Sounds like a load of Sh-
>Is erased
>>3803189
Oh that sort of attitude is when I'm fighting someone~
>>3803217
I'll take the first watch so you people rest.
>>3803271
Oh this is... Not going to end well because I'm terrible with explosives.
>>3803205
...I'll probably cry if you hug me.
>>3803214
I feel a lot more hopeful now. Maybe not happier, but.. More hopeful. I want to try to hang in there.
Thanks.
>>3803230
>She shoves you away.
Stop! Stop treating everything like a joke, or like it's not serious!
I mean it!
>>3803235
>She eats one of her own, just dropping the shells to the ground once she cracks them open.
Mm, yep, I think so.
Probably. That explains why I'm not fat.
>>3803243
You don't like being called cute?
Sorry.. I can't help it. I just find you precious.
>>3803254
Oh! It's Makoto!
Have a nice sleep!
>>3803272
Do you still not trust me?
>>3803230
What? I will not fall in love with anything?
>>3803242
What is he like?
>>3803243
Not just that. I think being in your situation would give you time to try new things. I am unable to.
>>3803250
I still can not control it. Farewell.
>>3803243
Again, just don't worry about it! Whatever you're worrying about, it will be fine!
>>3803271
Are these sponsors even trying now!?
>>3803272
Aha, quite fond of her huh?
>She giggles softly
>>3803287
Though maybe some honey or chocolate would go really well with them too.
>>3803271
Killed by a frog...
>>3803250
Good night
>>3803271
RIP Eggman Bikko Rachnee Colonel Ringo and Carl
>Only one death
Come on
>>3803271
I do not match these at all.
>>3803287
Maybe you have to.
>>3803268
>There's a picture somewhere of Haku with a bucket of KFC and it just gets me everytime...
Yeah I know, I was trying to lighten the mood, it's deathly around here, haha.. But how are you tonight?
>>3803290
Well if you meet him you'll definitely see my influence on him, but he really is his own person, he's also quite the charmer, but I suppose that wouldn't work on you.
>>3803272
I hadn't actually seen one, so I wasn't really sure if they were just fiction or not. Farewell miss Rika.
>>3803275
Same to you.
>>3803287
It's been a pleasure to meet you Makoto. I hope you sleep well too.
>Going now, have a good night everyone.
>>3803287
It's not that, it's just...it's personal in there.
>She sighs slowly
...I didn't want to offer it to anyone but Shanghai first, but...what if I just gave you the directions to my hideout?
>>3803306
>
She's my...daughter, of course I am. At this rate, I'd think she might actually surpass my Sigma....
>>3803287
You're very welcome.
Hey, can I see your ears?
>>3803310
My sanity is perfectly fine. It's all the rest that have a screw loose.
>>3803271
I don't care how many toys you have, I'm not taking this bait!
>>3803284
In bed or in the arena?
>>3803287
I'm not treating it like a joke. I mean it.
>>3803290
Who knows? Girls fall in love pretty easily, and last time I checked, you were a girl.
>>3803310
>
>>3803310
Another night of this?
>>3803317
You know it will not work.
>>3803319
Farewell.
>>3803341
Last time I checked, I was an emotionless killing machine.
>>3803272
Consider this your payment, then. It's not the worse vice to have...
>she laughs
I've been drinking more water lately, so I don't need them.
>>3803275
>stare
>>3803287
>she closes her eyes and leans forward again, to your hand
I'm just not used to it. No one has said that to me, ever.
...It's hard to believe it.
>>3803290
I've tried my hand more at becoming a writer... I've started printing out all the diaries I kept of my dreams, making it more into a story.
>>3803306
...What's your name?
>>3803310
Thanks for hosting Vader.
>>3803312
not gonna lie..you're getting me a little hot...I might need to slip into somethin with...a little more breeze if you know what I mean! Yeahahahaha!
>>3803317
Pretty good, though Alfred appears to be occupied this evening. Ah well, I'm sure it's important.
>>3803310
Another RNGesus alert
>>3803351
Thanks for playing
>>3803364
>>3803364
She did not deserve to win. She did not even kill anyone.
>>3803357
No. I do not know what you mean.
>>3803321
I would love to meet her then one day!
>>3803350
Ah, I never did introduce myself huh?
>Bows
I am Illyasviel von Einzbern, but Illya is fine. A pleasure!
>>3803354
>Beautiful have this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yo3fjy3HGZI
Hey... Can someone help me out? I lost something important and can't find it.
>>3803346
And emotionless killing machine wouldn't get excited about kittens or puppies.
>>3803350
...What?
>>3803341
Both of course!
>>3803364
... Thanks Vader.
>>3803306
You think so? Hmm..
Alright, I'll bring chocolate tomorrow, for sure.
You're super rich or something, right? What kind of food do you like to eat?
>>3803312
..I wouldn't stop you if you wanted to hug me.
>>3803321
>She widens her eyes for a moment, looking up at you in surprise. After a while, she smiles bashfully.
Really? You'd do that?
>>3803326
>She bends down, letting you have free reign over her hair and ears.
Sure!
>>3803341
You can't just try to comfort me after teasing me like that.. That really hurt my feelings, Subaru.
>>3803350
>She starts petting your head again, smiling and kneeling down to your level.
Well, I mean it. You remind me of myself, back before I met my friend Noel. I kinda just wanna.. I dunno, protect you? That's not the right word, but still. I wanna be your friend. Can I?
>>3803391
What is it, Aizawa?
>>3803354
A better quality.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D14-EJHaJIg
>>3803391
What something?
>>3803385
Let's get right to the chase. I want you to follow me into my home and perform some...activities of the sexual variety. I'm willing to pay you as much as you want.
>>3803391
Your sanity is long gone human.
>>3803406
>Punches
>>3803364
RIP Deebo Martin Ainz and Maria
>More peace
I don't need this
What do you guys think of this background?
>>3803319
Oh, they exist, alright. Those weird ship-sinking youkai that fill your boat with water, giant skeletons composed of starvation victims, women with another mouth on the back of their head? It's all real. Just in Gensokyo, is all. Be seeing you.
>>3803350
>She snickers briefly
Couldn't hurt to broaden my horizons, anyhow.
>>3803388
>She grins
Just make sure she doesn't eat any roadkill, like that one time...she doesn't share my disdain of magic, either.
>>3803391
Ryou? Whatcha need?
>>3803398
>She clears her throat, before nodding
Just stay out of Meira's hair, and try not to smack any of my ghosts or these...eye-things that come and go sometimes. And stay out of the workshop, it's behind the big curtain. YOu probably won't have to worry about agitating Meira, anyways, she doesn't let things get to her.
>>3803415
>Lands on my bed
Nah that's cool. Didn't plan on moving much more today anyways. Might just spend the rest of the day here spankin it.
>>3803398
>He inspects them visually at first, head darting to and fro curiously. Then, he brings a hand to one of them, pinching it very lightly between his thumb and index finger, rubbing the inside in small circles
How's that?
>>3803398
Makoto, hey. What's up?
>>3803401
I'm looking for a piece of paper that sports an illustrious face on it.
Oh, and it has numbers up in the corner.
Sound familiar?
>>3803407
That left the moment I started talking to an 8 foot tall skeleton.
Pinch me, I'm dreaming...
>>3803424
I'm looking for a green piece of paper with a face on it. If I had an example I'd show you, but I dropped the only one I had.
>>3803346
Ah, he's really important to me though, he's the only brother I have in the main group... I bet he feels the same way.
>>3803359
Even if he isn't here tonight he probably will show up tomorrow, you know how he is.
>>3803350
Just your dreams?
>>3803392
Even then, I will not love anything.
>>3803398
*she wraps her arms around you*
She will come.
>>3803406
Can I just kill you in your house instead. The neighbors will have thought it is a suicide.
>>3803354
>I watched that whole thing and now I hate my life more than ever
>>3803391
Probably not.
>>3803396
I don't know what I was expecting, but both wasn't one of them.
>>3803398
Then do you want a real hug instead?
>>3803417
All of them frighten me in different ways, and I have no clue how I'm going to win.
>>3803398
Umm, I'm not too picky with my foods really. But chocolate is my favorite!
>>3803424
I'll look out for her if I see her, don't you worry!
>She smiles brightly once more
>>3803423
Art
>>3803444
You can try to take me down. But I ain't goin down that easy. I've fought more hookers than you can count!
>>3803417
Finally a bloody feast
>>3803443
Yeah, absolute sweetheart, if a little dense from time to time, but it's endearing.
>>3803444
I don't think that'll happen. I'm pretty dang sure you'll find someone here you love. This place is full of people who you'd probably like to be with.
>>3803449
I'm a succubus Subaru, you should expect such an answer~
I want to fuck Len
>>3803441
Come now, Nito isn't that tall. And I am not sure you would survive a pinch human.
>>3803423
>Tiedye/10
>Doesn't look bad to me, in all honesty.
>>3803441
That's...weirdly-specific and overly-vague all at once. Any more details?
>>3803454
Her name's Shanghai, by the way. Like the dolls of that Alice girl that shows up here, who would be the...other version of her other "parent".
>>3803466
I'm just that good, I guess.
>>3803388
...I'm Urotsuki.
I'll remember these words, Ilya. I only hope they're right for my sake... And yours.
>>3803392
...You don't scare me. Give me the meanest look you can.
>>3803398
I don't need your protection. My chainsaw does that for me plenty.
You did give me another effect to use... I do owe you somewhat. Is that what you'd like? Companionship?
>>3803424
I'm finding that to be a better and better idea too. I forget that you don't come from a place with modern tech... Or at least, it's different there.
>>3803444
What else? I didn't have much else to write about.
... Though I was thinking about making full stories eventually.
>>3803417
I am more easygoing than when I first came here. Just do not cross me.
>>3803443
Growing up with only sisters? I can not imagine that terrible situation.
>>3803423
I am able to see the text and it is visually pleasing.
>>3803465
I will assume you have lost to many of them.
>>3803466
That was a little barbaric of me.
>>3803473
I know you're a succubus, but I thought the smaller they come the less lewd they're likely to be.
>>3803489
>
Hows this for mean?
>>3803493
Some of them got a few lucky shots in...Not gonna lie one of them bit off my left testicle...But the right one is still in peak condition. It's not like I need kids anyways.
>>3803466
Back to one death
>>3803497
...Not bad.
>
>>3803449
Damn. It's pretty important.
>>3803453
H-hey! Hey, hey! I'm not panhandling!
I actually lost that!
>>3803480
You're telling me... I'm not dreaming?
Aha... Ohhh boy...
>>3803481
It's got numbers on it.
>>3803453
>>3803457
>>3803481
>>3803493
>alright, thanks for the feedback
>>3803481
Alice? How did... that happen?
>>3803489
Yeah! You do that! I'll be around too if you need anything else!
>>3803391
What did you lose?
>>3803424
Okay, I promise! I won't touch anything, a double-promise!
Meira? Isn't that.. The samurai girl? With the purple hair? She must be a really good friend of yours if you let her stay at your hideout.
>>3803437
Don't ask Rammy for anything that gross, ever again! You're a.. A.. C-Creep!
>>3803439
>She clenches her eyes together and grabs at the bottom of your shirt, whimpering.
It's.. Pretty nice..
Just be soft, please.
>>3803441
Not much! I'm feeling pretty good tonight, actually, how about you?
>>3803444
>Near-instantly, her lip begins to quiver, and she buries her face in your neck. Her tears flow freely down her cheeks, and for the first time in front of you, she begins fully sobbing, clutching onto you tightly.
>>3803449
I want you to tell me you're sorry for pulling such a mean joke!
>>3803454
That's not healthy, Illya!
You don't wanna grow up fat!
>>3803489
Mhm.
That's what I want more than anything else in the whole world.
I just want as many friends as I can possibly get! Each and every friend I make means the world to me, and I'm so thankful for every single one.
I really love all of my friends with all of my heart.
>>3803546
Really? Couldn't just say you dropped a bill?
>>3803497
>Giggles childishly.
Oh it's more the smaller they are the more lewd they are~ You should meet my mother, she's smaller then me and a damn sex machine.
>>3803549
Come on use it!
What are you afraid of!?
>>3803555
I'm a homunculus so I grow slower anyway! Plus I do know moderation and control! I don't just eat chocolate!
>>3803546
I thought something like me was more common around here. Come now young human, introduce yourself. I am Lord Ainz Ooal Gown, You may call me Lord Ainz.
>>3803560
I want to fuck Maria's mom
>>3803489
Nope, you'd be right. Feudal japan where I'm from. Still, I'm not entirely unacquainted with things from over there, remember....
>>3803542
>>3803497
We playing the scary face game?
>
>>3803554
Oh, so you do know her?
>>3803546
Er...what sorts?
>>3803555
Oh, you met her? And yeah, that's her. We used to work together, after all.
>>3803489
My sister is fond of a love story. If you were to write one based on you and your partner's situation, I am sure she would enjoy it.
>>3803541
This experience is pointless.
>>3803535
The purpose of that act is reproduction so I do not see why you want to do it with me.
>>3803555
*she looks uneasy but continues with the hug*
It can not be healthy to hold in your emotions.
>>3803555
Easy there, I got ya.
>Continuing the gentle circling, his free fingers drift to the base of the back of the ear, scratching lightly.
>>3803476
He is not for sexual!
>>3803469
Haha... So you've fallen for America huh?
>>3803493
I'm not saying that, I'm saying I only have one brother, that's like you having one sister and 3 brothers, you grow attached.
>>3803562
>I've been kinda busy lately
>>3803574
There's a lot of things I want to do with you.
>>3803472
Really? Give me five examples.
>>3803541
An unexpected arena appeared
Final 3
>>3803541
B-But I just beat three people to death! How can dying of something like that be possible!?
>>3803542
That's basically the same face I just did! You're a huge copycat, Uro-tan!
>>3803546
It is some kind of badge? I stepped on one a while ago and broke it.
>>3803555
...
I'm sorry for making you feel bad, Makoto. From the bottom of my heart I want you to know I don't want you to feel sad at all, and it pains me to see you tear up.
>>3803557
Oh! Yeaaah, that's what I meant. I totally didn't not know what to call it or anything like that. That would just be stupid of me, right?
Haha... ha?
>>3803554
I'm looking for... a bill! I dropped it somewhere and now I can't afford dinner.
>>3803555
Besides the fact that now I can't buy dinner...
Ehhh, pretty good I guess?
>>3803570
Ah... Aizawa Ryou. It's a pleasure?
>Stares at feet awkwardly.
>>3803572
Scratch everything I just said, I found my words.
I'm looking for a bill I lost.
>>3803590
No, I'm looking for a bill.
>>3803571
Everybody does, but be careful she doesn't smash your pelvis and kill you from too much sex.
>>3803585
Wouldn't you rather Sheera and mother?
>>3803580
Is that patriotic or what? I don't even know how it happened.
>>3803560
I feel like I'd be losing a lot of money if I met your mom. I'm a poor shut-in, not some rich CEO that can afford good hookers. Give me the least expensive hooker you have instead.
>>3803580
I would not know.
>>3803583
Many creatures do and many of them will not have their wishes fulfilled.
>>3803589
Fighting with Sol prepared me for this.
>>3803598
...Oh. Money. Yen, or what?
>>3803598
Uh, oh. How didn't you know what it was? What was the number on the corner?
>>3803572
Ohooo, it's on now!
>
>>3803584
Makoto, Yuubari, Kaito, Uro-tan, and your sister!
>>3803598
Have you checked capitol hill?
>>3803608
Well i've been wishing on a star every night for that tight ass.
>>3803603
She's not a hooker, she'll go for those who look like they can last a nice long while and being around the age of a teenager you would have a lot of energy... She'll fuck you all day long.
>>3803555
...>her body relaxes a little as she opens her eyes and takes a breath. she then nods to you.
Fine. Then you have my friendship for whatever it's worth.
>>3803572
It sounds quiet there.
Right. I imagine it trickles in every now and then.
>>3803574
I've... never written a love story before. That would be a little hard.
>>3803590
That's entirely untrue. I've been making that face a lot since before you~.
>>3803554
I'll be watching. Maybe I'll understand in time.
>>3803598
Umm... how much was your dinner?
>>3803598
>the lich sits back on his chair tapping the arm rest
Surely this is not your first time seeing a lich human.
>>3803610
The first one. Definitely the first one.
>>3803616
One thousand, pretty sure. Enough to get a burger and fries anyways.
>>3803623
Uhhh... where?
>>3803589
2nd and last wave of death, this is going to ending soon
>>3803639
They don't make those...wait, you're Japanese, right? Might have been Yen.
>>3803623
>
You just look like you're straining your neck, there. Then again, it reminds me of undead that I've just gotten to used to. Brainless brutes aren't that scary.
>>3803634
If you're not living in fear for being eaten or figuratively burnt on the stake, sure. After all, most of them're Shinto, and inherently a life with surprises is life that's incredibly flawed, by Shinto standards. Trickles in, sure...plus my sister and I managed to make our way out there, once.
>>3803639
How much?
>>3803566
You don't eat only your favorite foods?
....Why?
>>3803572
I met her once! She was here, unmm.. About a week ago, maybe? She seemed nice enough! I didn't know that was her, though!
I'm already happy again. Thank you so much.
>She wraps her arms around your waist, hugging her face into your belly.
>>3803574
>Her crying nearly at wailing level, it's clear she's holding nothing in at this point. She holds onto you weakly, sniffing and trying to get her breath. Tears and snot run down her face uncontrollably, the squirrel in your arms a complete mess. She repeats the same two words over and over in your ear through her shakey sobs, "I'm sorry."
>>3803577
Nnh.. They're kind of.. A lot more sensitive than my tail..
I use my tail to fight, so it's kind of sturdy, but my ears..
>>3803590
>She looks away and nods.
Thank you, Subaru.
NOW I want a hug.
>>3803598
Huh? You can't?
Do you want some of my nuts?
>>3803634
It's worth a ton! You won't regret it!
>She leans forward and hugs you, still lightly petting the hair between your furry ears.
I'll get you a present to prove our friendship!
>>3803640
Final 2
>>3803628
Oh Maria-tan, this conversation is turning really lewd~! I-I think it's getting a little hot in here now!
>>3803634
Don't you dare tell me that! I was born with this face, molded by it! You've simply adopted it when you were younger!
>>3803639
N-Never mind. It's not important. Just run a stop sign and you'll get a bill.
>>3803666
My my, both of these winners look acceptable. But my gold is on Valentine once more.
>>3803662
I see, I see.
>His other hand joins in, duplicating his actions on the other ear
Try not to fall over on me
>>3803669
Tch, typical teenage boys and such perverted thoughts entering their minds upon hearing anything sexual.
>>3803659
And cold-hearted wrenches are just as scary as brainless brutes.
>>3803662
I think I've done enough sappiness for one day. That hug can wait for another day.
>>3803666
All my money on Rambo!
>>3803623
She is a friend and interested in someone else. I barely know her. He is a moron, a friend and interested in someone else. She is a friend and has a partner. And no. It is disgusting you think I think of her that way.
>>3803624
The fact that it has not come true does not do anything to you?
>>3803634
Repetition and time.
>>3803662
You are not bothering me. Stop saying that.
>>3803666
You were supposed to catch that with your head.
>>3803662
Huh. Not usually not much of a talker, her.
>She flinches
Don't worry about it, just...easy, there.
>>3803636
>>3803572
>Excuse me for this reminder, but just in case.
>>3803572
If it's the same Alice I'm thinking of... yes.
What's her last name?
>>3803662
Because having a balanced diet is important!
>>3803666
And it's over
>>3803686
>Ram will never fug El
>>3803699
Ah. It appears I have fallen.
>>3803699
What a shame, but I suppose two wins in a row would be greedy. How ironic.
>>3803682
I thought that's how you wanted me to respond? You can't just say someone would "fuck me all day long" without me getting a little excited.
>>3803686
...
How about you name five people instead?
>>3803685
You need the cold, sadistic look.
>>3803694
>well that was bad timing on my part.
Well, the one I was originally aware of didn't have one, but the..."modern" version of her's last name is...Margatroid, I think?
>>3803690
Rika-Chan! Let me ride in that Tank Destroyer, it's my favorite~!
>>3803699
GG Greed
>>3803600
Haha, it wasn't like that, but if you feel patriotic that's good, you should always take pride in where you're from.
>>3803608
Maybe you will have a brother one day then... But hey, I'm not a moron..!
>>3803699
Greedy for that win. Congrats, thank you for hosting Vader.
>>3803711
Well of course it's the reaction I expect otherwise you aren't a normal person~
>>3803721
I do have it! I've had it ever since I've died! Just look into my eyes and tell me they aren't the eyes of a man that has experienced the worst life has to offer!
>>3803729
Grats Greed!
Thanks for hosting, Vader-tan!
>>3803659
Right... I remember you saying that.
I have to say then, those that follow Shinto are flawed themselves.
>>3803662
...!?
>she turns off to the side, looking away
I'll allow this for once.
>she hugs back loosely
>>3803669
Does it really matter? It's a stupid face after all.
We both need one if we're going to intimidate others.
>>3803686
...Did you just...
>sigh
I should have seen that coming.
>she suppresses a laugh
>>3803729
Congratulations, Greed.
>>3803732
I mean, there's loving your country, and then there's being your country's bf.
>>3803729
Congratulations Greed!
Thanks for hosting Vader, we both died together too...
>My replies might be really slow. Captcha's still being a piece of shit and crashing my browser with its multiple windows.
>>3803636
I'd be lying if I said I knew how much it was exactly...
I just had enough, that's all. Burger and fries. Maybe a drink.
>>3803638
I don't even know what that is. Is it some sort of super skeleton?
Ahaha... Am I going to die?
>>3803653
Yeah. That's the ticket.
Seen one lying around? It might be mine.
>>3803659
One thousand. Had to be one thousand.
>>3803662
Uhh... They're not going to be wet this time, right?
>>3803669
I can really get money that easy?
>>3803699
Thanks for hosting.
>>3803729
Congrats, then, and thanks for the show.
>>3803738
...Eh. Not really.
>>3803740
Oh, yeah? What's your view on it?
>>3803747
Eh, I've spent twice that today being forced to buy some stupid manga, I could spot you that.
>>3803721
>She sighs
Yeah I'm aware of her...
>>3803747
Lead the way, I'll buy your meal!
>>3803734
I don't think I'm normal anyways, but that won't stop your mother from having her way with me...hopefully.
>>3803740
Shit, we also need piercings!
I think it would also be a good idea if you were to dye your hair a different color too. Something darker and more delinquent-y.
>>3803747
Of course you can! Just break a lot of rules and you'll get tons of money from your parents!
>>3803676
>Before you even finish your sentence, she'd already fallen over on you.
N-Not both at once!
>>3803685
Y-..
....
>She walks up to you and uppercuts you right in the jaw.
You.. J-Jerk!
>>3803686
>It takes time, but eventually she regains the composure to stop crying. She stand in your embrace, sniffing and wiping her face with her tail, her breath still extremely shakey.
I shouldn't let you see me like this.. I'm a terrible friend..
>>3803690
>She instantly retracts her hands and rolls off of your lap, her arms up in a "don't shoot" position.
Okay. Yep. I forgot. Sorry.
>>3803694
...Are nuts and berries balanced?
>>3803706
You still did really good!
>>3803729
Thank you for hosting!
>>3803740
Hehe..
>She reaches around you and starts petting the top of your tail, alongside your hair.
So are you feeling any better?
>>3803747
Were the last ones? No, these shouldn't be. I keep them tucked away nice and safely in my nutsack.
>She digs into said sack of nuts and pulls out a few, handing them to you.
You're small in there, so just these should be enough to last you a while, right? Is that how it works?
>>3803740
Good evening Urotsuki, looks like your enjoying your time tonight,
>>3803747
Yeah actually, a bunch of them even. Must have all been yours. Here you are!
>He hands you 20,000 yen in 1,00
