RWBYgt Trash General #95 FaunAss Edition
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1st for Mel is best girl
alright Grimm here time to vote on new power.
>Rage: Wrath of Cerberus, gives an additional +2 charge to schadenfreude (10AP), bringing it to 5 charges. If used with Grimm knuckle overdrive with 5 charges it will render the attack LETHAL. (IT WILL STUN YOU FOR 2 TURNS AFTERWARDS)
>Grief: transmigration of souls: become a semi-solid cloud of smoke and negative emotions. Can use this to avoid all damage at the cost of 1 charge. (Passing through someone deals basic damage, penetrates aura and stuns them for 1 turn, due to the heavy toll of emotions passing through.)
>Happiness: brothers Grimm: instead of using negative emotions, you can begin using positive emotions. Can store 3 charges. Charge 1: heals you for 5Hp and AP. Charge 2 heals you and an ally for 7HP/AP. 3 heals half your total HP and AP
>Fear: 「MONSTER」 using a full charge of schadenfreude manifests a terrifying ethereal copy made from the smoke you produce. Able to attack twice in one turn (you and the copy) has own health pool and AP. Modifiers are stripped from you, but is available to the copy. If you yourself is hurt, your copy is hurt as well.
>>3793634
A'ight
If "instead of" actually means "additionally", so we still have Schadenfreude and Brothers Grimm, so we can make use of the full emotional spectrum, then
>Happiness
I'm a friend of diversity, and getting to use the stat-boosts during sex could be nice
if that's not the case and Brothers Grimm replaces Schadenfreunde, then
>Rage
>>3793634
whoops forgot to edit fear!
>Fear: 「MONSTER」 using a charge of schadenfreude manifests a terrifying ethereal copy made from the smoke you produce. Able to attack twice in one turn (you and the copy) has own health pool and AP (depending how many charges used). Modifiers are stripped from you, but is available to the copy. If you yourself is hurt, your copy is hurt as well.
>>3793576
Mel is third best girl, I think.
>>3793798
>Izzy
>Izzy palate swap
>Mel
Sounds about right to me.
Finally back
So Newt you only wanted the jacket changed color right?
>>3793634
Rage
>>3793920
Yes
>>3793895
>tfw you'll never get your dick scissored between delicious cinnamon and creamy white because one hates the other and the other hates the dick.
>>3793983
>H-token
>>3794023
>tfw you'll never get your dick consensually scissored between delicious cinnamon and creamy white because one hates the other and the other hates the dick.
>>3794068
>Doctor Valentine
>>3794079
>consensually
>>3793540
Who is this semen demon?
In what stories can I find her?
>>3794203
Melanie Hunter, ToddQuest
If you want a special gem, don't look for where she first appears but just search for "67"
>>3794068
Don't think of it like that, perhaps the h-token is just the little push they need. Personally I don't want to use it on anyone that will require us to use an undo+ immediately afterwards to avoid consequences.
Perhaps Izzy is capable of reconciling with Jill eventually, and perhaps Jill isn't quite so intrinsically opposed to the Dick as you believe. You just have to believe and work to make it a reality, with the token as a final touch
>>3794257
to be honest, I want to save the H-toke until we have more and then burn them all at once during ongoing sex and see what happens
>>3793634
fear
>>3794257
>Jill isn't quite so intrinsically opposed to the Dick as you believe.
Kek and maybe Izzy actually loves Todd
>>3794645
>Implying I wanted to.
>>3793959
Also for her scythes, should it be wielded "normally" (shaft and all) or can she wield them like guns?
>>3794774
Hmm, well I'd say like guns since they are meant to have a gun mode
>>3794947
Oh thank god
>>3795087
Well see, when I said "chain-scythes" I was thinking of this
So Marche's weapon isn't huge, it's about 1.5x bigger than an SMG (assuming that doesn't make it overly huge)
H-hi.
Anyone up for MQ?
>>3795359
I am, but I can only check the thread periodically.
>>3795389
senpai*
Fuck.
>>3795359
Let's find out
>>3795359
Ye
>>3795359
Yessu
>>3795359
Sure go ahead.
>>3795359
Marigold : Yeah. I did help him corner the suspect.
??? : Eh, ya don't need to go into the details, I was there. I'm assumin' you're not just here to chit-chat?
Laurel : Yeah, We're friends of Officer Malthus' daughter, Tyria.
Marigold : But we've lost contact with her a while back and wasnt to talk to her. Know anyone that could help?
The officer wades over a pile of recently fallen paperwork, stepping on some intern's fingers.
??? : Well, not really freat friends if ya don't even know her number, are you?
Laurel : She must've changed it and didn't tell us.
At least, you hope that's all it is.
Marigold : Look, do you know anything or not?
??? : Sorry to say, but she's stopped droping by after her dad died. I could give you Ozzy's old address.
Laurel : Oh, right! If she lived with him, there's a chance she stayed there.
??? : I wouldn't hold my breath. A lot can happen over a year. Or five.
The man grabs one of the scraps of paper off of the ground and looks over his scroll, before scribbling something on to it.
??? : Here ya go. Now scram, you're takin' up the whole corridor.
Marigold : S-sorry.
He saunters on over to one of the offices and slams the foor shut.
Marigold : Well, it's better than nothing.
Laurel : And if she moved out, the new owner might know where she went.
Your scroll's ringing cuts your moment of jubilation short, as you take it out and read a message.
[MagnumBobcat] : help
[MagnumBobcat] : no
[MagnumBobcat] : run
[MagnumBobcat] : krieger
A chill runs down your spine.
How. How would he even find you all so quickly?
You try dialing up Eli.
To no avail.
Same with Rufus.
And Lena's not done yet, it seems.
And as luck would have it, the best fighter you know's on another continent.
A. Get over to the clinic, ASAP.
B. Get Lena. You're going to need the help.
C. Tell Laurel to get Lena, go after Krieger.
D. Go get Lena. Have Laurel find the boys.
Oh and obviously calling Lena for help on your way there, and your dad for advice, is a given regardless of which option you choose.
>>3795818
C > D > A >B
>>3795818
B>C>D>A
>>3795818
Who's Magnum Bobcat?
D>C>B>A
>>3795818
D>A>C>B
>>3795945
Revolver "Revolver Ocelot" Ocelot.
Here Newt.
Just changed the coat to a more eye-friendly white color.
As for the weapons I combined Marigold (one of the weapons of PRMC) and your choice of the Charybdis design along with a hint of Guilt Gear print on it.
Any changes?
I also hope you don't mind me naming the weapons (I encourage you to change it)
>>3796349
Not Newt, but neat.
>>3795818
Marigold : Get to the clinic. I'll find Lena. Keep in touch.
Lena : Right.
You run down the street, and decide to just take out Goldy to fly Laurel over to where the Doc should be.
While you start running down the street, with your scroll connecting you, your dad, and Laurel.
Marigold : Dad, We've bumped into Krieger.
Perun : What? I told you not to go after him!
Marigold : He found us! We think he's got Eli, Rufus and the Doc.
Laurel : I'm on my way there to see what the situation's like.
Marigold : And I'm getting Lena to help. Oh right you probably don't know who that is-
Perun : I know her. Not the point. Listen.
He takes a deep breath.
Perun : Laurel.
Laurel : Y-yes?
Perun : Your first priority is to avoid casualties. Tend to the wounded first. Call an ambulance, now. Just to be safe. Tell them to keep watch for an armed suspect.Marigold?
Marigold : I hear you.
You round a corner, knocking over someone.
Perun : Make sure you avoid fighting him without all of you. Get Lena first.
Marigold : But how do we actually fight him? What's -
Perun : Listen. Whatever you do, keep your distance. His aim always sucked so all he only ever used melee weapons.
Laurel : Shouldn't be a problem.
Lena's place is within sight now.
Perun : If he activates his semblance ; any previous damage he dealt to you with his semblance active will occur again.
Laurel : So if he uses it, hits me in the leg, then hits me in the arm, then the head...
Perun : He'll effectively get in three strikes to the leg, two to the arm, and one to the head. Listen, I can't talk now, but you should have-
Static cuts the conversation short.
You're past the door, pushing past the crowd.
You see Lena, weilding... a needle?
It doesn't have any mettalic shine to it, so it must be something else.
Marigold : Lena. Trouble.
You're panting, and just now feel Goldy get recalled so you can fly him now.
Lena : Then lets et's waste no time.
You grab her arm and fly away...
>>3796470
Dammit senpai, continue your quest.
>>3796480
>Marigold : Get to the clinic. I'll find Lena. Keep in touch.
>Lena : Right.
Found her
:^)
>>3796480
So it WAS Perry who Lena was talking to, huh?
Damn I like her.
She's no CINT; but nobody could replace CINT
>>3796516
ufckjNVGJUOIGBHR
FUCK I JUST NOTICED YOU ASS
>>3796480
Laurel : Okay, I'm there. That small room, the one that leads into the alley, it's open.
Laurel : I can't see anyone else but- There's Eli!
Marigold : Is he okay?
Laurel : He's - He's bleeding out on the floor of the main room.
Marigold : No sign of the others?
Laurel : No. So, what's the plan?
[]Write in only. It should take you two minutes to get there on Goldy.
>>3796542
Now I'm sad again.
>>3796628
JESUS CHRIST DRYDEN YOU CAN'T KEEP DOING THIS I'M SO FUCKING OVERCHALLENGED BY YOUR
Dunno...
>"You heard my dad, don't risk running into Krieger while searching for the others. Tend to Eli and wait for us."
>>3796482
But writing is hard, and I have more overtime tomorrow.
>>3796628
Regroup with Laurel, we want to stay at a distance and stick to ranged; so we don't want to come crashing in only to accidentally enter melee range. On the way there, ask Lena if there's anything we might want to know about her fighting skill
>>3796707
This
Her Semblance is some kind of fabric control right?
>>3796628
Marigold : Don't engage him, wait for us. Get Eli out of there.
Laurel : Got it. Making my way in now.
Marigold : So, what's your schtick?
Lena : Well, this needle is only good at close range. But my semblance can be used to fight at a distance with it. It can also be used to ensnare, bind and slow.
Marigold : So it's some kind of fabric control?
Lena : Quite right. But it degrades the material if used on it repeatedly.
Marigold : And you can help keep him at a distance for us?
Lena : Yes.
Laurel : Okay, I've got Eli. He's... he-
You can tell she's close to panicking.
Eli : I'm fine. Listen, Mari. He - Nnhht. He...took Doc.
Marigold : What about Rufus?
Eli : Didn't seem-
You hear a groan, resulting from Eli gritting his teeth as he holds back a scream.
Eli : T- too interesetd in us.
Laurel : I don't hear any fighting, so...
Eli's breathing is uneven, but you can tell the pain's a lot worse than he's trying to make it sound.
A. Don't go there. It might be a trap. Get Eli to safety.
B. If he wanted Doc and left, you can get Rufus. Assuming he's alive.
C. Go find Krieger. Stall him if you have to.
>>3797042
B>A
>>3797042
B > A > C
I don't want to touch Krieger until Perun's here
>>3797113
You're in Vale.
He's in Atlas.
That might take too long...
>>3797042
C>B>A
Kinda worried that we might lose Doc if we don't move fast enough
>>3797140
Well yeah, that's why I choose the options that didn't involve confronting him. When you face the final boss early in the game, you lose. It's practically scripted.
There will be time for Krieger later, he's not killing the doc, he's capturing him. Likely something to do with his medical talents, or his past with Perun. I doubt he's gonna kill him, nor do I think we can stop him here.
>>3797042
Marigold : If he wanted Doc and left, you can get Rufus.
Laurel : Wh-what about Eli? He's -
Eli : Just fine. I can patch this up with the Doc's provisions.
The brief silence for the remaining thirty seconds are unnerving.
What if he didn't leave?
What if Rufus died?
What's he going to do with the Doc?
You land, bust the door open, as usual, and rush over to the back room, where you find Laurel, Rufus, and Eli.
Marigold : Rufus! Are you alright?
Rufus : I'm fine. Eli got the worst of it.
Eli : Hey, it didn't take much... to cauterize the wound-d.
He falls into the table behind him, clutching on to his right hand.
Eli : D-don't wait here, dammit.
Rufus : I stuck a vine on him, so there should at least be a trail from when I ripped it up.
You don't think Eli can fight in his condition...
A. No, we are not risking any more lives needlessly.
B. We're going after him.
C. [Write in] stay behind. The rest of us are going after Krieger.
>>3797486
Are we presuming Eli staying behind is a given, or do we have to specify it?
>>3797486
A>B
dad said only fight him if we've got all.
without Eli and Doc, we've got no chance
>>3797518
Well, no. Otherwise B gets redendant.
>>3797486
A>B>C(Everyone else)
>>3797486
A > C (Eli) > B
>>3797215
>When you face the final boss early in the game, you lose
>JQ II
>>3797598
>Sao
>final boss
>when there are Praetorian and Ice Mountain Death Monster
>>3797598
Is JQ still running as a whole?
I know that the author just gave up and posted everything that was gonna happen in the story but Has there been anything more than that or did the creator just bounced the fuck off
>>3797715
I think he restarted it
>>3797715
Thatch did a Dryden and now we're in JQIII
>>3797715
JQ is still running. It's now in JQIII. Jasper is currently in a The Fly situation involving Amber, the fall maiden.
>>3797486
Marigold : No, we're not going after him.
Rufus : Well, I guess it's a good thing I never listened to your orders.
Laurel : Rufus, wait!
He's already out the door.
Lena : Well, I can't just let Rufus go in alone.
Marigold : But you agreed-
Lena : To help. Which is what I'm going to do.
She walks after Rufus, leaving only you, Laurel, and Eli.
Eli : Guess you don't have as commanding a presence as your father.
He gets up, and takes out his weapon with his left hand.
But oddly, not his right...
And that's when you notice it.
Laurel : What?! You can't go after him with only one hand?
Eli : And what should I do? Leave Doc at some deranged fucker's mercy?
You bemoan the fact that no one besides Laurel seem to be taking your lead seriously.
A. "We'll go. You stay here."
B. "We're not going after him, and that's final."
C. "We'll all go. Just stay behind me."
>>3797816
A > C > B
>>3797816
B>A>C
>>3797816
A>C>B
Jesus Dry..
>>3797816
A>C>B
Dammit Rufus, if you die I'm gonna kick your ass.
>>3797816
Wait a second...
Armored sword guy cuts off Revolver guy's hand...
Oh god.
>>3797816
Option A
>>3797939
I hope he didn't cut off Eli's fapping hand.
>>3797958
Does it matter, Mari crushed Eli's fapping dick
It's never been the same since
>>3797939
>Armored sword guy is actually an old comrade of the hero, rebuilt as a cyborg
Leroy you fuck
>>3797816
Marigold : Dammit if you aren't the most stubborn...
You pick up Eli and place him on the in the corner of the room.
Marigold : We'll go. Just don't go anywhere until we come back alright?
He nods at you, before rolling over to the side, now facing away from you.
You rush out of the door, through the alley, following the trail and find Lena and Rufus standing off with the silver knight.
The Doctor's slung across his shoulder.
You think that might be kinda painful...
You also note that Laurel's not with you right now.
Krieger : You.
The voice coming from the helmet is grating. Almost like metal scrapping against metal.
Marigold : Me?
Krieger : Yes. You have interest in me.
Marigold : Well, you are holding an old friend of mine hostage.
Krieger : I'm taking the doctor. His talents are valuable.
You could offer money in exchange for the doctor. Or maybe threaten him? Or ask something.
[]What do you say/do?
>>3798079
Seduce him
>>3798079
[x] "Take your helmet off. I want to see your face."
>>3798079
Talk and stall him, Laurel's planning something.
Ask why he choose this specific doctor, and how he thinks his group is going to get away with attacking and kidnapping Vale citizens
>>3798079
> Okay, slight rewrite.
Marigold : Dammit if you aren't the most stubborn...
You pick up Eli and place him on the in the corner of the room.
Marigold : We'll go. Just don't go anywhere until we come back alright?
He nods at you, before rolling over to the side, now facing away from you.
You rush out of the door, through the alley, following the trail and find Lena and Rufus standing off with the silver knight.
The Doctor's slung across his shoulder.
You think that might be kinda painful...
You also note that Laurel's not with you right now.
Krieger : You.
The voice coming from the helmet is grating. Almost like metal scrapping against metal.
Marigold : Me?
Krieger : Yes. You have interest in me.
Marigold : Well, you are holding an old friend of mine hostage.
>Krieger : Not that. You asked about me before. You spoke to Kras.
>Krieger : What do you want from me? Besides the old man.
You could offer money in exchange for the doctor. Or maybe threaten him? Or ask something.
[]What do you say/do?
>>3798079
Oh right, you get 15 minutes to vote.
>>3798179
>>3798079
>Sorry. Computer fucking up.
Marigold : I want answers; my friends disappeared investigating your little army.
Krieger : I do not possess an army. Nor do I know of your "friends."
Marigold : You know what I meant. Your employers. The Bluebloods.
Krieger : Then you should ask them about it.
He takes a jump up, and what a flaccid jump that was.
Really, he barely looked like he tried.
And yet, he somehow ends up on top of the building.
Now he stands above you, blocking the sun behind him and casting a shadow over all of you.
Krieger : Hiding won't work, girl. Though I commend your attempt.
An airship appears behind him, the hatch opens.
Marigold : Why do you want the Doc? Why this one specifically?
Krieger : He holds no real value to me. But he does to my employer.
Marigold : So it's all a question of money then?
Krieger : Quite right.
Lena : And how much did they agree to pay you?
Krieger : That's for me to know. Unless... you're proposing to buy him from me?
Rufus : You're going to just hand him over if we cough up some money?
Krieger : I have no interest in what the Bluebloods want. Money's money to me.
A. Barter with him.
B. "I don't negotiate with criminals."
C. "Do you think the authorities won't get you?"
D. Try to get a shot on him.
E. Just kill him now. If he gets away, the Doc's done for anyway.
F. []Write in.
>>3798753
[x] "Take off your helmet so we van negotiate face-to-face"
>>3798800
>van
God damn you, fingers! That should read "...so we can negotiate..."
>>3798753
A > C > D > B > E
>>3798753
C>A>B>D>E
>>3798753
>Exchange rate : 10 Lien = 1 USD
Marigold : Come on, we can reach a compromise. How much do you want?
He raises his arm, extending four of his fingers.
Marigold : You want four thousand?
Krieger : Count the phalanges.
Marigold : Twelve thousand?
Krieger : Twelve myriad.
Rufus : You want 120 000 Lien!?
Krieger : A rather cheap price for a human life. But.
Marigold : But what?
Just as he's about to say something, a bullet ricochets off of the airship, hitting him in the back of the head.
As he realizes just who fired that bullet, a swarm of needles guided by threads embed themselves in Doc's clothes and pull him away, while Rufus' vine pulls Krieger by the ankle.
But a swift strike from his two-handed sword cuts it off.
And just as you think that Laurel's attack is going to wipe him out...
...he simply shrugs it off, entering the ship.
Looks like this isn't worth his time.
A. Go after him.
B. Don't push your luck.
>>3799401
B>A
>>3799401
>Shrugs off Pilebunker/MAC
B
Holy FUCK do not go any further.
>>3799401
B > A
>>3796349
I honestly love the design of that weapon. The name works pretty good too
>>3799567
That you, Newt?
>>3799401
The ship takes off into the horizon.
And, to your surprise, Krieger tosses his helmet into the water but he was already inside, so you couldn't see his face.
his helmet almost immediately explodes. Must've been from the bullet.
Which was shot by...
Eli : Shit. Bastard saw right through it.
Marigold : Eli...
Eli : Yeah yeah, "don't go anywhere until we come back".
[]Well? What do you think of Eli's actions?
>Want to write cute scene with Nora
>Corner myself into skipping straight up to S rank social link
>Running out of time since I have to go to college soon
>Write dumb bullshit to get out Scot free and hope that nobody complains
>Only now do I realize how much of a fucking dick and cockblock I was by writing that end part
Wish I could do something to go back in time and fix that ending but what can you do
just know I won't do that shit again so don't worry
Also I'm fucking sorry
>>3799684
[x] Be impressed he got the hit
>>3799638
Yes it is
>>3799760
So who do you want me to do next?
>>3799805
Suzume. Since you started with Marche, I'd say work backwards until the whole team is done
>>3799879
And you are ok with her conceptual sketch?
(I know she's a brunette and that you want her weapon to shrink more)
Marigold : I'm impressed you got him. Good job.
Eli : Hey, it was... it washnuffin...
Eli's about to fall over, but you catch him before he falls to the ground.
Looks like he's spent from using his semblance.
Eli : Well, can I at least have a handshake?
Marigold : What? Okay sure I -
You stop just shy of grabbing the bloody stump where his hand once was.
Eli : Eh? Eh? Come on, laugh it off!
Marigold : You're taking this way too lightly.
Eli : Hey, if anyone should be taking this lightly, it's me. After all, you-
He bites his tongue as his eyes shoot wide open.
Marigold : "I" what?
Eli : ...you're here to support me?
You're fairly certain that's not what he wanted to say, but you'll let him of the hook.
For now.
Chapter 2 - Renegade - Complete!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXhuso4OTG4
Eh you know what I'm gonna fuck off. Later.
I was hoping to end MQII now by having you guys fight Krieger and die.
But you didn't fall for it.
>>3800071
>I was hoping to end MQII now by having you guys fight Krieger and die.
Man, fuck you.
>>3800071
You're a wily one drydles, but I was wise to your tricks
>>3799943
Yeah it's good
>>3800071
>I was hoping to end MQII now by having you guys fight Krieger and die.
I had something similar for GQ today. If they would have opened the door, it would have been a BAD END for jefe. and the story would carry on with either David or Harvey.
>>3800315
Joke's on you. We like Mari enough to not do anything stupid.
>>3800315
theres only one thing to do mate.
Crank up that difficulty.
>>3800315
when thatch tried to do that with Herc everyone was already saying their condolences before it happened
Oh, and I've regained the selove to draw.
But the requests are still tied between Futa Mari, Hummer Todd, and something else.
So post em I guess.
>>3799702
You should be.
Nora route was the only reason I started paying attention to 4Q.
>>3800503
Laurel dreaming of hot, sweaty Bert-on-Alban action.
>>3800503
>selove
Jefe drinking tea with pyrrha
(idk)
>>3800503
Mari, Laurel and Tyria threesome action
>>3800503
Can I get Chloe riding Todd?
>Just as you are about to ask if she is okay, her hands slowly encapsulate her own face, her tongue rolling out. "It's... Amazing..."
>She puts both of her hands on your chest, slamming herself the rest of the way down, grimacing, but also drooling. Even her drool is turning to steam.
>She doesn't stop there, immediately pumping herself against you like a piston, your entirety at once. There is a good deal more fluid. It was blood, but is now clearly being replaced by normal fluids, from red to pink and continuing to clear as she goes.
>>3800503
The MQ girls in a line-up like so.
So, how do the waifus rate within their own CYOA?
>>3801018
>TQ
Izzy
Chloe
Val
Who cares about the rest?
>MQ
CINT
I forget Alban's gf's name.
Lena
Beth
Laurel
Ty
Mari
>JQ
Smoke
Juliet
Gold
Bee
Snails is not for waifu.
>>3801101
thatch's waifus have something the others don't like they're not anime enough
So bets on Krieger's true indentity?
>>3801664
Robot
Is anyone still here?
>>3803709
Yep.
>>3803986
What are you talking about, it's only 8 you silly goose
>>3803986
>up so late
It may be nearly 3 AM, but I go to bed around 6 and wake up for work around 1 PM.
Plus I have tomorrow off.
>>3803986
Don't worry, I'll sleep soon. It may be 3:04 AM but this is usually how late I stay up
>>3803986
Getting ready for work.
>>3804077
That you, Marsy?
>>3804136
Nope, it's Newton
Marsy's not coming here, not until hiatus is over and we're back on /co/
>>3804150
Oh boo.
I got excited for a second there.
>>3804167
He only really hangs out on the Discord and sometimes makes Vinesauce art
>>3804150
Aw yeah, can't wait til we get back to a moderated blue board for maybe a fortnight before the janitors realise we haven't gotten less cancerous since we were exiled and perma-ban any RWBY threads.
Anyone still awake? I got the urge to write some Bromont-style stuff after rereading it last night.
Anyone up for a goofy experimental CYOA?
>>3804685
Go for it.
>>3804696
Aight.
Ruby Brose’s Brotastic Adventure!
You are Ruby Brose, the most adorable fucking badass that ever walked the streets of Remnant.
It’s 7 AM at Beacon Academy and you feel pumped and ready to go! Although that could have something to do with you drinking Uncle Brow’s ‘Winter Special’ when he wasn’t looking.
The sun beams gormlessly down on the world, the sky an insufferable shade of pink, and the birds chipper cheerfully while talking shit about Yang. What a truly marvelous morning.
You feel like you’re going to burst if you don’t do something soon. But your teammates are still fast asleep! What’s the best recourse of action?
[ ] Wake Yang, demand cookies
[ ] Throw balls of wool at Blake
[ ] Steal Weiss’ scroll for hijinks
[ ] DATABASE DATABASE (Wake everyone)
[ ] Other?!
>>3804760
>[ ] Wake Yang, demand cookies
>>3804760
YOU HUNGER!
You can’t start your morning without a balanced breakfast. Balanced in this case meaning consuming your own weight in cookies, Pumkin Petes, and jacking off to Inspector Gadget. Go Gadget Go!
You leap up from your bunk bed and kick down with all your might towards Yang!
“INAZUMA-!” You begin-
And completely misjudge your momentum, propelling yourself straight down into the floor next to Yang, spraining your ankle. Fuck!
“FUAAA!” you wail in agony, cradling your injured leg. You keep fucking doing it, every time, but you’ll be damned if you don’t manage to Inazuma Kick your own sister at least once in your lifetime.
“…urgh…Ruby…stop fucking doing that…” Yang faintly burbles next to you, finally gaining some semblance of consciousness.
“ONEE-SAMA!” You roar straight into her face, like a fucking retard.
“…Ruby, I’m hungover and seriously regretting my life choices. If you don’t shut up, I’m gonna punch your ovaries out and seriously piss off Dad when he finds out you can’t have kids anymore. I’ll fucking do it, I swear to god.”
“Geeze, Nee-chan, what crawled into your crotch this morning?”, and you instinctively recoil from your sister’s clumsily right hook.
Yang finally sits up properly in her bed, her messy hair somehow having perfectly straightened itself out. Must be some kind of inverse bed-head.
She fixes you with a haggard expression of intense irritation.
“The cookies are in the fucking cookie jar. They’re always in the fucking cookie jar. We do this every fucking morning. Now let me get some god damn sleep!”
“It’s important to have a solid routine!”, you point out cheerily, and dodge another right hook.
Right, time for some fucking food. You leap up on the dresser and grab the jar of cookies…
>>3804912
They’re fucking gone.
WHO STOLE THE COOKIES FROM THE COOKIE JAR?!
[ ] Yang stole the cookies from the cookie jar!
[ ] Nora stole the cookies from the cookie jar!
[ ] It was you all along! What a twist!
[ ] Fuck it, go steal Jaune’s Pumkin Petes
[ ] Alternatives?!
>>3804923
>[ ] It was you all along! What a twist!
Goddamn midnight hunger strikes again!
>>3804912
Oh shit. You totally snarfed them all last night, your well-deserved reward after your surprise raid on CMEN’s dorm. It’ll take them forever to get that stuff off the door.
You brandish the empty jar above you, in supreme triumph!
“It was me, Beacon! It was me all along! AHAHA!”, you cackle maniacally.
“Ah, son of a bitch…” groans Yang, before passing out again.
Oh wait. That isn’t good at all. You need sustenance, and there’s fucking nothing to be found.
“YANG! We’re out of food, again!”, you whine like the petulant child you basically are.
“…Blow me…” Yang burbles. She briefly holds up a middle finger in your general direction, her face embedded in her pillow.
Well, this isn’t going to get you anywhere. There must be something you could eat…or maybe you’d best restock in town before your entire team resorts to cannibalism out of desperation.
[ ] Forage for food around the dormitories, also search for treasure
[ ] DORIFUTO SAMURAI (Shopping with Weiss – but at what cost?)
[ ] Food is for the weak, time for hijinks!
[ ] Blow Yang
[ ] and even more besides!
>>3805017
>[ ] Blow Yang
Will suck dick for chocolate chip
>>3805017
Why scavenge or forge when we can RAID our food from the room next door!
LOOK OUT JNPR!
>>3805030
Second
Sorry for the delay, temporary trouble. Writing.
>>3805017
Well, Yang did suggest you blow her. Girl jizz counts as sustenance doesn’t? You’re about 90% sure that it’s part of your five-a-day, and the remaining 10% says it’s Penny’s special motor oil. Mmm, that’s some good stuff…
You consider your approach. A normal frontal attack is doomed from the outset…you doubt you’d even make it to Yang’s tits before she’d smash you into the next dorm over, and you don’t want that again. Last time it happened you wound up assisting in liberating Ren’s anal virginity, and that was just from being smashed into their room.
And that distance simply isn’t close enough. You’re fairly certain Yang’s tits extend some five meters from the rest of her body. Her hitbox is pretty fucking weird.
No, for this situation, there’s only one practical option. Psycho. Crusher.
You crouch on the dresser and brace to unleash your totally-not-stolen hidden technique!
“PSYCHO-“ you begin.
You unleash the raw power of your aura and semblance, launching yourself spinning at Yang!
“CRUSHEEEEEEEER!!!!!!” you roar!
You smash straight into your sister’s ass, your face embedding in her crotch, bang on target. Damn, you’re good!
Unfortunately, the entirely bed collapses in the process. It probably would’ve happened even without the precarious bullshit you’d thrown together to make bunk-beds, but fucking whatever.
Blake is unceremoniously awoken above you and yowls in alarm as she’s sent hurtling out the bedroom window. Whoops. She’ll probably be pretty pissed at you. Ah well.
But the point is, you made it. Yang seems pretty out of it, considering that you just slammed into her crotch at Mach speed.
“Ihihihi!” you chuckle, as you carefully pull down her pajama bottoms, to get at her goodies…
There’s no cock. Just her meaty vag and curly blonde pubes. What the fuck, man? You were supposed to get girl jizz!
“Hey Yang, what gives? Where’s your dick? Did you leave it in the wash?”
>>3805296
“Hey Yang, what gives? Where’s your dick? Did you leave it in the wash?”
Yang, having finally recovered, sits up quite stoically and stares you down. She’s shimmer, eyes burned red. Looks like hitting her the way you did triggered her semblance. That could be bad.
“Ruby” Yang states, burning coldly.
“Yes, dearest sister Yang?” you respond, meeky.
“Girls don’t have dicks. We’ve already covered this.”
“Says you. I beg to differ.”
“Get the fuck off me or I’ll break every bone in your body.”
“But not my bone-r. Eh? Get it? Because bones? And because my dick is undefeatable? Amiright?”
You think you’d better get off your sister before she pulverises you.
[ ] Escape! She can’t defeat your raw SPEEEEEED
[ ] Hide behind Weiss! Surely your BFF (Based Fuck-Friend) won’t betray you!
[ ] Fuck it! You made it this far, and Yang being dickless won’t stop you! Distract her by burying your face in her fire-snatch!
[ ] But what else?!
>>3805322
>[ ] Escape! She can’t defeat your raw SPEEEEEED
>>3805322
Quick activate distraction plan: enabler
>>3805340
Second
>>3805322
>[ ] Fuck it! You made it this far, and Yang being dickless won’t stop you! Distract her by burying your face in her fire-snatch!
So there's a direct correlation between a quest's popularity and the amount of fucking in it, right?
>>3805381
Yes
>>3805381
Could be. I'm just mimicking Bromont as best I can, and his quests mostly consisted of nonsensical whacky hijinks, over the top action, and fucking. Or at least attempted fucking.
Also, delayed again. Sorry. Writing now.
>>3805381
I'd say it's mostly true.
JQ seems to be the exception to the rule, though it's popularity saw a sharp decline after the Waifu Wars.
>>3805322
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT, YOU WON’T LET YANG’S PHANTOM DICK THROW YOU OFF!
“TAKE THIS! MY LOVE, MY LIBIDO, AND ALL OF MY SALIVA! SHINING BURNING TONGUE-ER!”
So crying, you summon all your aura into your tongue and ram it into Yang’s beefy vag!
“AAAHHN!!”, shrieks Yang. Success! She’s off-guard! Time for the finisher!
“ANG MW, NH ND!” (AND NOW, HEAT END!)
Your concentrated aura in your tongue bursts free as you channel your semblance through your tongue and eat her out at escape velocity!
“NGAAAAAAAA!!!!!!” Yang wails, her back sharply arching as she throws her shoulders back, thrusting her crotch forward as you take her explosive orgasm full in the mouth and face!
“HAAA…” Yang finally subsides and collapses on the bed, well and truly spent. Her glowing spray coats your face and pyjamas, and filled your mouth to the brim. Tastes like gummy bears. Weird.
You drink it down, because truth be told, you fucking love gummy bears. At least you got something for breakfast.
“Ruby…” Yang seems to have regained her senses, but seems too worn out to do much of anything to you.
“Yes, Mamma Bear?”
“…Just fucking ask next time…”, so saying, she slumps back down into sweet unconsciousness.
Job well done. What a glorious way to start the day.
“I hate to admit it, but that was pretty hot.”
You glance over to see Weiss sitting up in bed, rubbing the sleep from her eyes.
“Aw, you jealous, Snow Angel?”
“Hardly. Last time you did that to me I couldn’t control my bladder properly for a week. I really don’t need to sit through class with that problem again.”
Ah Weiss, what would you do without her? Probably just Yang.
But what now? What’s the next step of your master plan?
>>3805509
[ ] Challenge Nora to a Locker Surfing contest…with Ren’s virginity at stake!
[ ] Remind Jaune that it’s Penis Inspection Day and that he’s late for his appointment
[ ] DORIFUTO SAMURAI (Shopping with Weiss – but at what cost?)
[ ] [Secret alignment-locked option – Cinder route only]
[ ] But could it be, something else?!
>>3805521
>[ ] Remind Jaune that it’s Penis Inspection Day and that he’s late for his appointment
>>3805521
Penis inspection day
>>3805521
>[ ] Remind Jaune that it’s Penis Inspection Day and that he’s late for his appointment
>>3805521
Oh shit, son, you just remembered! It’s Penis Inspection Day – Team Leaders only! You’d better go tell Jaune, he’s five minutes late already!
Pausing only to briefly motorboat Yang’s sumptuous tits, you bounce off the bed, leap up once more, and bicycle kick through both yours and JNPR’s doors in one magnificent jump.
“Jaune! It’s 8 of cock! Get up!”
“Wh-what?!”
JNPR seem to be going through their usual morning routine. Ren is defending himself from Nora by stuffing approximately fifty pancakes down her gullet. Jaune is splayed out on his bed, apparently unable to move, and Pyrrha is naturally playing with his penis. Oh Pyrrha, you goofball. You know you’ll never get him hard if you keep using paralysis pills.
“Good morning Ruby! It looks like you had a fun morning! Is that Yang or Weiss’ love juice, if you don’t mind my asking?”
Oh yeah, forgot to get cleaned up. But who gives a fuck, people’s lives are at stake here!
“Dammit Jaune, what happened to your focus! Your late for your Penis Inspection appointment! Professor Goodwitch is gonna have to spank you, again!”
“What! No, not again! My ass can’t take that abuse!”
“I beg to differ!”, Pyrrha proposes.
“Pyrrha! You can’t hog Jaune’s cock all fucking day! You’ll all get punished this time!”, you accuse, pointing with kung-fu precision.
“Haa…I suppose you’re right, Ruby. Come on, Jaune!”, so saying, Pyrrha drags Jaune out of bed by his dong and drags him to his appointment. Hopefully it’ll still be in a state to be inspected once she’s done with him.
You cheerfully wave them off. Then turn to the remaining couple. Ren is now drowning Nora with maple syrup. Decanting from such a height!
“Want some?”, he offers.
“Mmf fmfm hm!” adds Nora, which you interpret as some kind of territorial declaration of ‘don’t even try it!’
Hmm…decisions, decision.
>>3805679
[ ] Feast on Ren’s delicious offerings, face Nora’s wrath head-on
[ ] Decline, go find Blake and feed her cat-nip
[ ] There’s still time to restock on food before class…but only if you DRIFT the whole way there!
[ ] Kick reason to the curb and finish class before it begins
[ ] Your Penis Inspection appointment is right after Jaune's. You'd better show up, or face Glynda's spankings.
[ ] What else is there, really?
>>3805685
Restock on food then eurobeat your way to penis inspection day
>>3805685
>[ ] Your Penis Inspection appointment is right after Jaune's. You'd better show up, or face Glynda's spankings.
You got to set an example for Jaune or he'll never grow up to be a cute girl like you
>>3801018
>CQ
Marsha > Bianca > Chester > Maddy
>NQ
Shii-chan > Nickel
>TQ
Pi > Izzy > Mel > Ciel
>MQ
CINT > Beth > Lena > Laurel
>GQ
Harvey > David > Jefe
>JQ
Gold > Naja > Pav > Yulie
>AQ
Regalia > Aero > Crystal
>WQ
Zhanna > Gumi > Mauve
>RQ
Alina > Selena
>>3805705
I beg to differ.
>>3805738
>>3805782
What?
>>3805685
Wait…you can do this! You can get the stuff AND make it time for Glynda’s Handjob Sessi-er, Penis Inspection.
You give Ren a ‘You’re pretty good!”-esque finger point in thanks to his offer, then fall over backwards and reverse combat roll back into your dorm, crashing into Weiss’ bed.
“Get up, nigga. We’re going shopping!”
“I’m as white as the driven snow, and that’s what you call me?”
“Let’s see you talk smart when we’re tearing up down-town Vale!”
“Fine. But once we’re done, you’re taking actual driving lessons.”
“Most excellent!” you declare, and after briefly air-guitaring, you grab Weiss off her ass in a sleeper-hold and speed down to the Beacon garage with her in tow, being sure to jump out the open window as a short-cut.
Wait a fucking minute.
“Where’s the garage?!”, you bleat in dismay.
“There isn’t a garage, Ruby! Beacon students aren’t allowed to keep cars here!”, manages Weiss, apparently able to breath from the crook of your arm.
“But I parked my car there last night!”
“You don’t even have a car! That was a Paladin you attached roller skates to! And you didn’t park it, you drove it off the Beacon cliff!”
“FUCK!” you roar in abject fury. This will not stand. How can you dorifuto without your fucking car?
“Oh hey guys! How are you doing?”
You turn. It must be fate.
“Penny!”, you cry. You drop Weiss and pounce on her in sheer joy.
“Hello, Friend-Ruby! Are we going to do that horizontal friendship dance now?”
You turn to Weiss, with the biggest grin on your face.
“No. I don’t even know what you’re thinking, but absolutely not!”, states Weiss, firmly.
Hmm…
[ ] Drift Penny to the store. Make sure Weiss prepares the right music.
[ ] Horizontal robot dance! Techno-logical! Romance!
[ ] Hijack Ozpin’s car, drift that instead
[ ] But could it be…?
>>3805829
>[ ] Drift Penny to the store. Make sure Weiss prepares the right music.
How could I not
>>3805844
This, Safety dance when?
>>3805829
Clearly there is only one thing to do.
“Penny! Engage primary vehicular functions!”
“I’m sorry Ruby, I don’t have that kind of function!”
“Dammit! Can you at least roller skate?”
“Of course! I have built in wheels for just the occasion!”
“Then that’ll have to do! Let’s Rock!”
So saying, you pull Penny upright, jump on her back, grab Weiss and place her on Penny in front of you.
“…Ruby. This is a terrible idea, even for you.”
“You always say that. But then what happens immediately after we do it anyway?”
“…We either almost get killed or arrested. Or both.”
“Exactly! Now let’s move out!”
“Understood, Friend-Ruby!”, declares Penny, and she activates her rocket-skates, sending you off at break-neck speed down the way to the Beacon landing zone…
But it’s far too quiet! You need the beats to make you go faster!
“Weiss, get your scroll out and plug it into Penny’s speakers! And you better have something good on there!”
“…Fine! But I can’t make any promises.”
You pull out Penny’s audio-jack and pass it to Weiss.
“Aaahn! Friend-Ruby, please be gentle when I’m riding!”
“You love it, don’t even act like you don’t. Weiss, do it!”
Weiss groans and plays her scroll.
It’s fucking Ride of the Valkyries. And not the sick remix Nora made.
“For fuck’s sake Weiss, I can’t drift to this!”
“Well, I’m sorry for liking the classics!”
“Dammit! Here, take my scroll and play the first thing in the playlist!”
“Fine!”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p75zJ1SL1ig
Fuck yes! Vacu-Beat is the shit! Now you can go at least three times faster, if not more!
“Make sure to prep ‘NO ONE SLEEP IN VACUO” for the next track!”
“On it!”
Hell yeah! Now all you need is to take control and drive Penny properly. But how?
>>3806027
[ ] Ask Penny politely like a little pussy bitch
[ ] Grab her arms, try to direct her that way
[ ] Grab her tits. Those must be her steering devices, surely?
[ ] Grab her crotch. It must activate something!
[ ] ...something else? At a time like this?!
>>3806027
RUBY YOU IDIOT! HER STEERING WHEEL IS RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU! HER BOW!
>>3806032
>[ ] Grab her tits. Those must be her steering devices, surely?
I'm an engineer, can confirm
Sorry, brb for lunch. Here's some more Eurobeat in the meantime:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dv13gl0a-FA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AC5PUKeYjyU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGprThdvMNY
Whew, sorry about that delay. Lunch and other things holding me up, it's killing the pace of this session. Writing.
>>3806032
Yes, clearly her tits are how she steers! They must provide buoyancy! Or something! Why didn’t you think of it earlier?
You see the turn coming! You need to drift now!
You reach around and grab Penny fiercely by the tits!
“INASHAA! DORIFUTOO!!” you bellow, as you kick down on her knees to brake!
“AAAAHHHN! Not there, Ruby!” gasps Penny, and begins to buckle from your surprise assault.
“RUBY YOU DOLT! HER STEERING WHEEL IS RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU! HER BOW!”
“It is? How the hell do you know that?”
“I’ve driven this class of gynoid before!”
“Why didn’t you say anything, then?”
“You never asked!”
Fucking typical!
“Then how do I accelerate and brake?”
“Push down on the left of her belly with your foot to brake! Accelerate by pushing down on the right!”
“Got it!”, you declare, and, grabbing her ribbon, kick down to correct your drift!
“Oh Ruby! Please be a little more gentle!”
It’s going to be tight! You’re inches from the rail!
….AND YOU CLEAR IT. Just as the beat drops! Fucking awesome.
“Uh, Ruby. We’re at the landing zone…”
“Awesome! Full speed ahead!”
“NO, RUBY! We’re at the landing zone! You’re heading straight for the drop!”
Huh, fancy that. You kind of forgot that there’s no direct access to Vale from Beacon, and that there’s a massive fucking cliff between them. Could be a problem.
And…yep. You’re heading straight for it. A few more meters away.
“SHIIIIIIIIIT!!!”
“RUBY YOU FUCKING IDIOT!”
“AAAAAAAHHHN!!!!!”
[ ] Fucking break with everything you can muster!
[ ] Steer Penny away from the edge! Hard left or hard right? (specify)
[ ] FUCKING GUN IT AND MAKE THAT JUMP
[ ] It’s impossible! How could there be something else?!
>>3806309
GUN THAT BITCH. ALSO GET THAT BITCH OVER THE JUMP!
>>3806354
This
Wait. Can't we just use Penny's aura cannon as a rocket?
>>3806309
Wait a god damn faunus-fucking minute. Who the fuck do you think you are? You’re Motherfucking Ruby Brose, Crusher of Pelvises and Breaker of Physics!
And you don’t fucking bow down to mere gravity!
You rev Penny with all your might!
“AAAAAAAA!!!!!” Penny positively ahegaos.
“Ruby, what the fuck are you doing!”
“I’m making that fucking jump! We are going to land it like fucking badasses! And then you are going to suck my fucking dick because of how awesome I am! Capiche, Flatalie?”
“I AM NOT FLAT!”
“I ASKED YOU A QUESTION, FLATASHA!”
“FINE, FUCKING WHATEVER! WE’RE GONNA DIE ANYWAY, SO I MIGHT AS WELL ADMIT THAT I LOVE YOU, YOU FUCKING STUPID ADORABLE LITTLE SHIT!”
“That’s all I need to hear!”
You hit the edge. And you’re airborne.
The city of Vale lies beneath you. The sight really is quite something from up here.
You switch the music track.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItjjWECjD_M
Gotta time it just right.
There it is.
A passing airship on its way down to Vale. Just what you needed.
But it’s not quite beneath you.
“Hold on to your asses, slutbags! It’s about to get crazy!”
You throw your momentum to one side, and in a complete disregard to basic physics, turn Penny mid-air so that her rocket-skates meet the side of the airship
You fucking GUN IT!
“FUCK YOU, GRAVITY!”
You slam down on Penny’s crotch. Activating her Aura-boosters.
You fucking knew it!
“GLALAHAAA!” Penny sputters, her eyes still rolling back in her head, as she spurts motor oil from her crotch fucking everywhere. Hot.
Track change again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqPykgMK07M
The three of you fly forward from the side of the airship, launching yourselves straight down at perfect landing angle towards the Vale Highway.
Unfortunately, you’re on the wrong side.
Fuck it.
“Weiss, stop cowering! I need your glyphs!”
“…FUCKING FINE!”
She throws her momentum glyphs down on the runway.
>>3806532
Penny is still undergoing intense orgasm.
It’s down to you.
You brace for impact…
And land.
The fucking highway shakes with the impact of your landing.
But you keep going!
You blast down the highway, narrowly clearing the oncoming traffic!
There’s the damn store!
With one last blast of Penny’s rockets, you clear the highway edge, grind on the railings, and land perfectly on the doorstep of the store!
…Wait, no. Fuck.
You clip the fucking railing and the three of you spiral into the side of the building, smashing in through the store wall.
…But you’re okay!
“Fucking. Awesome.”
As the dust settles, you see Penny, still in one piece, but reeling with her eyes swirling in her head. Eh, she’ll be fine.
You spot Weiss, coated in dust, as she slowly manages to right herself.
“How’d you like that eh?”, you grin, with maximum smug.
She fixes you with a glare of intense irritation…then crawls forward and pulls down your pyjama bottoms.
“…Yo?”
“A promise is a promise. Now keep still.”
Fucking. Balling.
But what now?
[ ] Resupply, Restock, Re-e-wind, and get back in time for Glynda’s Fun Time.
[ ] You might as well chill out in town now that you’re here. Glynda’s spankings are pretty kinky, after all.
[ ] Fuck this noise, let’s go get MacJunior’s
[ ] DANCE
[ ] BUT WHAT IF…?
>>3805738
How fast can Gold hump the JC?
Fuck hetero gravity. Lesbophysics.
>>3805738
Best Girl Orgy when?
Gold, Pi, Regalia, and Alina when?
>>3806564
I mean she based super soldiers on her own genes, so probably like 20mph?
>>3806659
>S Pi could have pleasured them all simultaneously.
>TFW no blonde buttslut
>>3806673
Actually, I guess A+ Pi could too.
>Echidna
>Penis on each end
>Four dicks
>>3806667
>she faints during her first sex orgasm
>>3806696
W H E N ?
H
E
N
?
would you a Snails inside or out?
>>3806768
Yes I would inside a snails.
Every time without a fail.
>>3806785
Good luck trying to convince her that sex has penetration involved
>>3806607
Gotta love the demo
>>3806827
"So I put my gshniggitty in your gschmoegen. Then I'll gugoogle on your bulibblies."
>>3806659
>No Marsha
>No Curie, errm, I mean Zhanna
>No CINT
how can it be called Best Girl Orgy if not all best girls are participating?
Sleepy here, gotta resume WQ. If anyone knows what's Gumi's semblance in action, it'll be like vid related.
https://youtu.be/YQeJYRSRLTw
Grimm here, please vote. It's a three way tie
http://www.strawpoll.me/10629350
>>3806532
>>3806539
I guess everyone following this aren't around at the moment or got bored.
Would anyone prefer something else instead?
CQ? NQ? KQ? Should I just clear off and let someone else run?
>>3807205
CQ>NQ >>KQ
so this was also you?
Didn't you say you're not going to make any more quests...?
I mean, sure, the lesbo action should've tipped me off, but it was requited so I was confused.
>>3807143
I still have the question:
Does brothers grimm replace Schadenfreude or works additionally?
If we take happiness, do we lose Schadenfreude?
>>3807253
>Didn't you say you're not going to make any more quests...?
Yeah, but I kind of got the urge after finding all of Bromont's old stuff re-archived. I thought it was all gone for good. Really, Bromont was the one who got me into this sort of thing in the first place, so mimicking him is terrific fun and satisfying, even if I can only be a shallow copy at best. But if people don't like it, I just just drop it. Or put it on the backburner with KQ. It's a whole lot easier to write than KQ at least, I'm less worried about people breaking character when the premise is built on absolute nonsense.
I'll put something together for CQ. Might need a bit of time though.
>>3807266
no it doesn't replace it. Think of it as an upgrade to it. You can stock up on positive emotions before fighting. But for Schadenfreude it can only be gained during a fight.
So you have both at all times.
>>3807390
I have no problem with it, I'm just getting problems keeping up with everything (when the stuff happens during my sleep).
>>3807253
>>3807454
Ah. Gonna need a tiebreaker then.
>>3807481
Well, I try to keep everything up to date on the pastebin, but I can understand not wanting to have to rummage through it.
For BroseQuest, I'll probably stick with Bromont's traditional mostly episodic approach, so catching up probably won't matter if people miss sessions.
>>3807205
Run NQ
>>3807530
I wanna see some robot action
Also the fact that I have no intentions to pick up CQ and read from the beginning
So yeah run NQ please
>>3807747
Second on both points.
Right, NQ starting.
<NickelQuest: #4 Transaction – Reborn on Remnant>
[UrJounal.exe /run]
[Executing…]
[Notification: Updates found for the following applications:
HandScan.exe
EncAltesia.exe
BubbleFish.exe
Would you like to take the updates? You may specify which.]
Found thing. Rather neat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvwlt4FqmS0
>>3808217
Take the updates
Run all of them in order
>>3808217
Concurrent transaction active:
[Dreadnought-class landship: Excellsus /run-safety]
[Running…]
[Notification: Update found for on-board operating system. The update includes the following optional personality models:
GutsyNeesan (includes armament protocols)
ParanoidAndroid (includes advanced strategic protocols and calculation parameters)
Ophelia (Highest Human emulation parameters)
Please choose which to download, if any, and current preferred personality model. This can be changed in your system settings at any time.]
>>3808390
Gutsyneesan
MORE FIREPOWER
WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT LOOKING HUMAN WE SHOULD BE UNSTOPPABLE
>>3808390
Pin my medals upon my chest.
>Gutsy
>>3808447
Read
>>3808447
Read
>>3808447
>skim read
If critical to mission then read
If not delete
>>3808217
>>3808390
>>3808447
[UrJournal: Download complete. Updates are now active.]
[Dreadnought-class landship: Excellsus – ‘GutsyNeesan’ downloaded. Current OS personality model is: ‘GutsyNeesan’.
Excellsus safety systems are now offline. System relaunching…]
[UrJounal: Initiating data playback]
[UrJournal: Log 0 /run]
[To whomever reads this…hello. This is Medical Officer Clement, Anti-Mutagen division, of the Remnant Front Guard…deserted. The date is...ah screw it, who even knows. If you’re reading this log then…well, it’s nothing worth worrying about now. The point is that there’s someone left to read it…which is something, I suppose. It’s probably going to be a lot to ask for, but you might be the only one left who can do it. So please…what you
//Error – data corruption detected. All harmful data will be expunged
Log 0 / resume
ed. I repeat, it’s in Vale, in the old Beacon ruins. So, for the love of whatever you believe in, in this life or the next…whatever you even are, or think you are…just don’t. Please don’t. Thank you. And good luck out there…I hope you fare better than we did.
//End of data playback
End of final message. Thank you for using UrJournal!]
[All transactions complete. System relaunching…]
Sorry, be back after dinner.
so I was away for a while, has GQ updated?
>>3808884
Yes.
what part did you leave at?
>>3808926
Ruby and Weiss had been captured and 'tamed' and there was a brief preview of one of Jefe's kids
>>3809008
yeah part 3 started. check the pastebin
>>3808609
Pitter patter.
The cool rain pours relentlessly in the still air, upon the wicked and noble alike.
[Oi. You gonna just sleep there all damn day, punk?]
You stir. The soft sound of the rain had seemed so tranquil. You felt like you could have just let it wash over you forever…
[OI! Dammit, will you wake up already! You’re gonna start rusting if you don’t get moving soon. It looks like someone forgot to put their anti-oxidising coat on this morning!]
What in the world? You don’t recognise that voice.
You open your eyes and peer up at the waking world.
You’re outside. When on Remnant did that happen?
[Fucking finally, Sleeping Beauty is up and running. D’ya want your fucking regal breakfast now, ya highness?]
The voice is entirely unfamiliar. It sounds like a girl in her late teens or possibly early 20s trying to sound tough. It doesn’t really play well on the ear, though.
You glance about yourself. The last thing you remember was your underaged mech firing one off in your face…
That sounded a lot worse than you intended. No, it really was that bad, actually.
Finally getting out in the open, it’s nice to see the world for how it is…
The facility seems to have been situated far from any known civilisation; as far as the eye can see, there is only wilderness, rolling fields and scrubland…not a single human or human structure in sight.
And above, the clouds seem to coil and swirl without end…though there’s something strange about the sky that you simply can’t deduce…
“…Are you actually ignoring me? Huh?! Are you fucking ignoring me, you little bitch?!”
Dammit.
Whoever is speaking to you, they don’t seem to be nearby. And you can’t tell where the hell they even are…
You’re probably better off not ignoring them…
[ ] Greet them (write-in)
[ ] Ignore them and (write-in action)
[ ] …Arm yourself. If you’re outside and A-DIC is nowhere to be found, something could have gone wrong…
[ ] Other, etc.
>>3809294
>"keep on talking so I can find you and fuck you sideways with my shotty"
>activate combat protocol
>play DMX on the speakers
>>3809555
this
>>3809294
>"Sorry. Shii-Chan, is that you?"
We did give her a new personality protocol
>observe the sky more closely
I'm curious
>>3809555
Third
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkOJ9uNj9EY
>>3809555
Fire a warning shot as well on the air while shouting
"COME AND GET IT BITCH, COME AND GET IT"
Jesus guys, what's with the aggression?
>>3809674
He said mean things.
We are armed.
We activated the hyper aggressive combat protocol.
>>3809294
A-dic updated their cockney accent.
>>3809294
You’ve no idea what’s going on right now…but without your superior officer on hand, you don’t want to take any chances.
And apart from anything else, you refuse to take shit from some smart-mouthed bitch who won’t even show herself.
“Keep on talking so I can find you and fuck you sideways with my shotty", you retort.
You reach for your trusty shotty from your right thigh compartment, activating your combat protocols.
[Combat Systems Online: Current Mode – Close Quarters, Firearms active]
[Current Weapon: Galatea A11; Current Ammunition: Live Ballistics (5-gauge shell)]
You’re locked and loaded. You spin your little shotty around your index finger briefly, if only for style, whilst blasting out your media player:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkOJ9uNj9EY
Bitch thinks she can fuck with the Droid Master Xtreme? She better fucking think twice.
You fire a warning shot into the air.
"COME AND GET IT BITCH, COME AND GET IT!", you challenge the hidden bitch.
[Oh, so you’ve got some fucking balls on ya somewhere? Colour me fucking surprised. And I ain’t hiding, bitch, I’m right here. I’m standing in-fucking-front of you. So whatcha gonna do?]
What the fuck? In front of you? How?
[ ] Spot check. Somethings acting up here…
[ ] She’s fucking lying. Try to find her by sound…
[ ] Screw this bitch, try to get a signal out to A-DIC
[ ] Other
>>3809861
>[ ] Spot check. Somethings acting up here…
it's an AI we have isnt it?
>>3809861
Spot hidden roll
>>3809861
>shoot in front of you
>"No you fucking aren't bitch, now speak clearly before I bust your ass"
Then do a spot check
>Spot check
>>3809923
>tfw all that wasted ammo
>>3809861
This doesn’t seem right. Are your sensors off? This is all kinds of fucked…
But you don’t feel like giving her any chances. Checking your current inventory, your standard ballistic ammunition isn’t in any danger of running out any time soon. Fuck it.
You shoot directly at the space in front of you. Nothing seems to happen. Guess she was all talk.
"No you fucking aren't bitch, now speak clearly before I bust your ass"
[Holy fucking shit! How could you fucking miss with a fucking shotgun? Are you sure you’re a combat model and not a fucking sexdoll with a permanent PMS AI?]
The fuck?
Time to fucking spot check. Against your better judgement, you might have to use your damn Hand Scanner for this…hopefully it’s not as terrible as it was before.
[HandScanner Online: Current Mode – Full spherical scanning; range: immediate]
Give me something to work with here…
[Confirmation: Battle-Mech identified; Excellsus-class, modified.]
[Location: < 3 meters ahead; plane: 1-to-1]
It’s directly in front of you on the same fucking level as you…and it’s a fucking dreadnought.
You’ve half a mind to delete that fucking app, if you even thought you could manage it.
[What’s the matter, bitch? Seems like someone’s a little dependent on their sub-routines. Aw, is finding me too hard for the widdle baby-bot?]
This fucking bitch. What the hell is going on?
[ ] Back the fuck up. Whatever's going on, you aren't going to be able to solve it just standing around.
[ ] Shoot blindly. Probably not the best idea, but fuck it.
[ ] Maybe you could use a different app? There must be some way you can find this damn thing... (specify)
[ ] Try to contact A-DIC
[ ] Other
>>3810119
Turn your optical sensors on
>>3810138
Could you be more specific? You currently have standard optical sensors in the range of normal human vision in effect.
