HG thread: shitty ass circle owl
>>3653210
Hehe, you love his pastries, don't you?
I forgot how picky you were.
>>3653229
Well alright, if you say so.
>>3653231
I-I really don't think that's a good idea at all! Everybody always told me I should be myself, s-so I think that's the best idea!
>>3653238
B-But I don't think it ever will! We have a good government, and too many people have equal power for it to fall or anything.
I think we're okay!
>>3653250
Thinkin about what?
>>3653278
Don't worry, I'll let you curl up in my tail and hide if you get too afraid!
I want to violently rape Muffet
ENTRY POST IN THIS THREAD IN 2 MINUTES
RESET THAT TIMER AND SHIT
>>3653328
Yeah... I guess I did tell you the exact same thing too.
I was just excited to use the cameras.
>>3653278
Is that so? Strangely, every girl I have talked to says they are Marisa's friend...
>>3653210 (Rachel)
Your home is nothing impressive to me at this point, Alucard.
>>3653302
Look, just because I like to be alone doesn't mean I'm animalistic.
>>3650662
Owl is top cute! I'm totally gonna pick it when I do my first playthrough!
>>3653277 (Sister-In-Law-sama)
No, I need to see it being destroyed in front of me.
>>3653237
>brushes away with her tails
>>3653251
>>3653223
You two clearly did not sleep enough
>>3653216
I'm not adorable, I'm a vampire.
>>3653210
You could do just as I do and save it for later consumption
>>3653356
>sniffs your pantsu
I want to violently snuff Muffet.
Where's ruby?
>>3653362
Have you seen ruby?
>>3653342
>resets timer
>shits
>>3653278
>I love images like that.
>>3653324
>I can confirm that /co/'s like this.
>>3653366
An adorable vampire!
>>3653366
>You two clearly did not sleep enough
Oh, the irony
>>3653356
I hope it evolves into Mothman.
>>3653324
>tfw /k/ is the best place to talk about weapons and videogames
>>3653328
He does manage to make some interesting food.
His tea is also always on point.
>>3653327
>>3653353
I'm certain that if we removed that armor from you for just a bit those childish fears of the moon would come rushing back.
>>3653355
No. Being an echidna makes you an animal.
>>3653366
My butler Valkenhayn does wonders to make me food with such already in it.
>>3653342
YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.
>>3653366
You're one to talk about sleep
>>3653302
>>3653408
It's not wise to have a living being to be a vessel for anything. Spirits, divine power, anything of the like.
...Lemme guess, there was nothing better to put it in on-hand?
>>3653328
Thankfully I think I've convinced her to think I don't taste good....
>>3653352
We go back waaaay far, back when she was JUST starting to learn how to use magic.
>>3653408
Well it's still rude to call me that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hW6jj5cbhuY
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, JABRONIS ALIKE, WELCOME TO THE FIFTH RIGGINSMANIA
I DON'T KNOW HOW MANY UIDS WE ARE AND I DON'T CARE, I NEED 48 OF YOU B+ PLAYERS IN MY GAMES RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW
A NAME, AN IMAGE AND YOU'LL BE ALL SET TO COMPETE !
Richard Feynman >>3653435
>>3653435
Iida Tenya
>>3653435
White Peak
>>3653435
Garnet
>>3653435
Makina Irisu
>>3653408
This armor is my being. It cannot be removed.
>>3653435
The Real Guy, The Best Guy
>>3653435
Rachel Alucard
>>3653435
Rumia
>>3653421
>yawns
This story is getting boring. Could you tell me the one about the tin soldiers?
>>3653435
X7-10
>>3653435
Vampy
>>3653408
Blood in the food? That sounds great actually
>>3653396
3 hours is enough for me
>>3653388
There are better choices you know
>>3653412
But...3 hours
>>3653435
Makoto Nanaya
>>3653349
Hehe, that would be fun, wouldn't it?
Maybe another time. It just wouldn't feel right!
>>3653408
You've got my mouth watering just thinking about it, quit it!
How're your cats doing?
>>3653421
Good job! You do have a way with words, Rikasaurus!
>>3653435
Rika
>>3653435
Maria and Harusame
>>3653435
Ririchiyo
>>3653435
Brook
>>3653435
Junko Enoshima
>>3653435
Knuckles
>>3653435
Yukkuri Reimu
>>3653435
Nepgear
>>3653369
I don't wear those.
>>3653399
Sounds scary. It wouldn't even make sense.
>>3653435
Cappy
>Female
>>3653435
THE CRIMSON DEMON
>>3653435
THE CHAMPION
>>3653435
Uni
![[ENTRYY].png](https://i.imgur.com/rNcOJwe.png "[ENTRYY].png")
>>3653435
Aizawa Ryou
>>3653362
That is borderline impossible.
>>3653435
Kagetane Hiruko
>>3653435
Vic Viper
>>3653435
The Nameless King
>>3653435
Jack Spicer
>>3653435
Nero
>>3653435
Paulie the Traitor
>>3653435
Kano Shuuya
![[Ayako]_Infinite_Stratos_-_IS_-_01_[XVID][400p][0C6B4AB0][(013639)17-46-09].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/tflefNe.jpg "[Ayako]_Infinite_Stratos_-_IS_-_01_[XVID][400p][0C6B4AB0][(013639)17-46-09].jpg")
>>3653435
Houki Shinonono
>>3653435
Mami Tomoe
>>3653435
Kuroneko
>>3653435
Three-Times Winner Endo
>>3653435
Against Me
>>3653435
Mii Swordfighter
>>3653435
Reality Remover Free Parking
>>3653435
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>3653435
The Groke
>>3653435
Hakumen
>>3653435
Silvio
>>3653435
Misato
>>3653435
Satou the Absolute Madman
>>3653435
Mama
>>3653435
tEMMie
>>3653449
No it isn't even close to enough.
>>3653435
Sento
>>3653435
HG Remover Cure
>>3653449
But three hours is not enough!
>>3653435
Kevin Owens
>>3653449
I just wanna squeeze you!
>>3653460
O-Oh, so you're going commando right now?
>>3653435
Lord Beerus
>>3653447
...Huh?
>>3653450
I think she's just not too bright, actually....
>>3653435
The Player
>>3653328
It will fall. All empires fall apart. And when that day comes, all those who doubted me will suffer with my bitter truths ringing in their ears.
>>3653302
You are obviously a supernatural being.
>>3653450
Actually, there is something I can help you with right away. It won't even change that "just be yourself" thing I said either.
>>3653460
The most common explanation for Mothman is what he was a misidentified owl.
I mean when you look at Moth Man he's more owl than Moth anyways.
>>3653435
Izaya Orihara
>>3653522
>>3653518
It is I swear. I need to go now, sorry to everyone I was speaking with
>>3653375
No.
>>3653474
So it's not impossible. Do it.
>>3653435
Shalashaska
>>3653541
You are boring me to death, boring woman. Can I eat you or not?
>>3653460
...
>>3653567
Y-You people are getting less and less intelligent!
>>3653557
You will be getting more even if I have to force you
I want to fuck Iida
>>3653557
The whole point of swearing is that you should not lie.
>>3653449
>pinches
Hey I slept 2. You're fine.
>>3653592
>Todo-kun
>>3653569
By borderline impossible I meant that something supernatural would have to happen if you wanted to see me deleting them.
>>3653592
Gross.
>>3653421
True. Though we had no real say in what the beast would be chained to when the conflict began.
>>3653430
I'm certain I'll find a reason to care whether I'm rude to an animal or not eventually.
>>3653444
I understand. It was merely an attempt to jest at your always serious demeanor.
>>3653449
It's an obvious way to go about such things to hide it in plain sight. Though it's only fair to keep it out of your guests reach.
>>3653450
Nago is as prissy as always. Hm, Gii isn't a cat though he's a bat, and always whining. Do still bring your own snacks. Valkenhayn lost his taste for conventional food long ago.
>>3653533
N-Not really, I'm only joking around..
>>3653550
...oh, then maybe it WOULD make sense! Still scary though!
>>3653585
Come get your-
>>3653567
Because you're a pedo who likes flatties? To each their own as they say~
>>3653585
That's a good point, who would choose your child body over mine? How hopeless~
>>3653615
N-Nepgear!
>>3653541
It could be both!
Or maybe she's scared of your superpowers.
>>3653547
U-Uh huh.. Well, I'm just gonna, umm.. Go.. Over here, now..
Where there aren't any crazy masked men..
>Whistles awkwardly
>>3653548
Really? What is it?
Tell me, please!
>>3653613
Alright! I definitely will!
I've actually been learning to cook, so I'll bring a pie or something!
W-Well, actually, the last pie I made caused somebody to climb out of their own body, so maybe I shouldn't..
>>3653615
Just joking, hmm? Then prove it.
>>3653613
I don't even know why I'm still talking to you...
I want to fuck ______
>>3653613
I am not in the mood for jesting.
>>3653637
How old are you anyways?
>>3652056
Hoshi's having fun
>>3653649
How do I put this gently...
Your cooking. Well...
>>3653637
I'm not flat or a child!
Have you forgotten who I am?
>>3653579
>She clears her throat, before speaking with a newfound air of confidence
You already said I wouldn't taste good.
>>3653613
So why this person, then?
>>3653649
I'm fairly certain she thinks I'm just a normal human.
>>3653619
God fucking dammit
HERE IT IS
Also calling out the winners of Rigginsmania IV & II aka Raiko Horikawa and Lilly Satou, I got your sweet ass winscreens if you're here.
FOR THE OTHERS, YOU GOT 5 MINUTES TO DO YOUR SWAPS AND SHIT.
>>3653649
>Somehow, he's behind you.
Now, where do you think you're going?
>>3653604
Care to explain why is that?
>>3653704
Swap me>>3653441
For >>3653553
>>3653619
Aardvark pays off
>>3653592
What would your sister think?
>>3653704
Let's go!
>>3653704
>>3653502
>>3653545
>>3653677
I'm a young adult. Old enough to rule the planet that's for sure.
>>3653685
I still remember you, Uni-chan. Don't get so upset... There are plenty who prefer girls like you. A lot of them are in jail though!
>>3653704
Let's kick some ass.
>>3653709
>A glowing orb floats from behind her.
This is one of my cameras. Completely wireless, and remote controlled.
>>3653736
...
No.
>>3653682
Uh-huh?
>>3653700
That's even better!
Y'know what else you could do?
You could put on some glasses! N-Now hear me out!
Humans have eye problems, right? 'Cause they're imperfect or whatever?
That'd prove that you're human! H-Hehe!
>>3653705
>She begins sweating and gulps.
I'mjustgoingoverthiswaynothingimportanthahahahahaa!
>>3653700
Ugh, fine. I will just go eat a hamster or something.
>>3653728
>tfw wish i could just lift up that loincloth and reveal the hour-headed enchilada cock
>>3653731
Much appreciated.
>>3653736
Go back to hell pervert!
>>3653742
I am not a child!
>>3653742
>young adult
That would mean anyone who lusts for Junko is probably a pedo too.
>>3653704
It looks fine.
>>3653754
The taste was alright, but...
It didn't settle well. I blame the choice of ingredients.
I think I could help you learn to cook better, or get someone who can teach you.
>>3653764
Is everyone here a pervert!?
>>3653704
So uh.
You gonna stop rigging it against me yet brother?
>>3653704
Looks good, deny the swap.
>>3653749
Good, now you aren't wasting your spot
>>3653704
Let's get this show on the road.
>>3653756
You can eat as many people as you like in the games....
>>3653754
I know of at least one youkai that wears them for poor eyesight as well.
...Besides, I'd be cramping on my sister's style. And who said me being human was in doubt!?
>>3653784
Okay....
>>3653446
>>3653449
>>3653452
>>3653454
>>3653457
I some how forgot these few! Sorry ladies...
Could you show me your panties perhaps?
>>3653753
Alright...
>>3653766
Emotional trauma's a lot better than a kick to the face...
>>3653789
Yee
>>3653754
>He keeps her pace.
I can see the fear in your eyes. Primal, primitive fear. I wonder how you'd retaliate if I struck. Or if you would at all.
>>3653789
Yes.
>>3653704
It's lookin' good. I'd say fire it away whenever you're ready, big dumdum!
>>3653753
That is something that is pretty advanced for a human.
>>3653826
>>3653833
Sometimes I wonder why I even came here.
>>3653640
Whaaaat?
>>3653652
No way.
>>3653704
Looks great, sir!
>>3653767
Do you see anything childish about this body? Didn't think so!
>>3653766
I never said you were. I'm talking about body types, Uni-chan.
>>3653818
Nope! You'll have to be satisfied with the tie!
>>3653789
No, don't be silly!
>>3653800
Not her, genius.
>>3653789
I am not.
>>3653802
Most of the people here aren't entirely human.
>>3653848
You sure?
>>3653853
OK then...
>>3653818
Now that the important thing is out of the way...
...
A TALKING SKELETON!?
>>3653841
That's one way you can put it.
Anyways, I deleted all the video of you I had.
>>3653547
Obviously so. Though is that the only kind of connection you can make? Don't be overly afraid of offending me.
>>3653649
You likely should just bring something your mother makes herself or that you buy.
>>3653654
My hat is off to you as well.
>>3653670
Certainly. At least you'll knock the rust from your armor and blade once more now.
>>3653700
This person happened to have given his life for the purpose.
>>3653818
I could show you a nun whos only purpose was to perform a passing for those old bones of yours pervert.
>>3653818
There's nothing wrong with re-murdering a skeleton.
>points gun
>>3653847
Y-You...
>>3653848
That doesn't make it any better...
I want to put Knuckles hair things up my ass
>>3653800
I thought you would be good at catching fakes
>>3653848
Hot fucking hell
>>3653871
Whaaaaat?
>>3653864
My blade remains keen. I will not falter in bringing justice.
>>3653704
So Garnet swap her place for Izaya, but at the anonymous and private request of Sento, Garnet got swapped back in.
I think I got everything.
ALRIGHT HERE WE GO
>>3653843
because you're a depraved pervert who secretly gets off to our perverted comments
I want Knuckles to fist everyone in the ass.
>>3653778
The ingredients weren't good?
Did I use too much hedgehog slobber?
>>3653802
W-Wait a second, I didn't say that just because I wanted to see you in glasses or anything! I just thought it'd be a good idea!
Who knew supernatural beings had eye problems too?
>>3653831
>In her fear-stricken state, she only manages to belt out a two-word request.
Pleasedon't.
>>3653864
Well.. Alright.
I'll bring enough chestnut parfait for your whole mansion!
>>3653861
Protip, she's a pervert
>>3653848
>lifts the tie
Thanks you very much!
>>3653862
Yes?
>>3653871
There's no need for that
>pokes gun away
A simple no would have sufficed...
>>3653900
But I don't have one! YOHOHOHOHO
>>3653900
This is exactly why I swapped out.
>>3653900
>>3653794
...
>>3653900
Jeez... seems even when I'm tryin' I end up lookin' like just another fool..
>>3653881
How about I shove my fist down your throat?
>>3653900
Hey!
>>3653903
You shut up!
>>3653917
Same goes for you too!
>>3653921
Really? How?
>>3653859
At this point I'm not sure I am, either....
>She clears her throat loudly
But there's still plenty of humans, anyways.
>>3653864
...Voluntarily?
>>3653900
OW! Again!?
>>3653919
When you spend so much time in a dark, dingy library peering at books nonstop, after all....
>>3653862
Very well.
...could you take off your headwear? It's rude.
>>3653864
I don't think it would work on me, I didn't sell my soul...
>>3653941
She, rather aggressively, attempts to coerce other females around here into lesbian acts.
>>3653900
>
>>3653919
You used too much everything.
It was vomit-inducing, to be frankly honest with you.
All that giant's toes, whatever pee and stuff.
>>3653924
That's a little freaking scary!!
>>3653789
You get used to it.
>>3653936
Uh, Seth says sorry he didn't see the denial.
>>3653900
SHIELD.
>>3653900
You really think that'll bring you good luck!? Sure though, I don't fuckin' mind!
>>3653924
I'd poke your eyes out, but you ain't GOT ANY! PAHAHAH!
>>3653900
You haven't even presented a thesis!
gay is not ok
>>3653941
you only want me to shut up because you know what i'm saying is true, it's censorship.
>>3653958
>pokes butt
>>3653953
Sounds pretty bad.
>>3653958
Hopefully....
>>3653958
>kissu
>>3653968
>>3653864
You're most certainly older and stronger than you look, and have a very sophisticated air. It would be safe to assume you are a vampire.
>>3653919
Your mind is about to explode, tensing every muscle in your body to make a futile escape attempt if need be. But would it be enough?
>He leans in.
If I refuse to move, you might just escape with your life.
Tata.
>>3653900
Of course. Let's begin.
>>3653941
Seems your getting along with everyone here quite well, Knuckles.
>>3653957
After awhile it becomes quite bland...
>>3653964
YOHOHOHOHOHO!!!
>>3653969
T-that doesn't even make sense!
>>3653985
How do you stand this people!?
>>3653950
There's nothing rude about wearing a hat.
>>3653993
Hey, go easy on me, it's my first time.
>>3653888
N-Nevermind...
>>3653924
>The gun doesn't budge
I'd be doing everyone a favour!
>>3653900
YOU FUCKED UP
YOU FUCKED UP
YOU FUCKED UP
YOU FUCKED UP
YOU FUCKED UP
I want to fuck Shadows little hedgehog ass
>>3653900
How unnecessary.
>>3653896
>>3653900
Well it does seem that this wasn't such an event fit for just a mere walk. You likely will have more success.
>>3653919
Understand anything you bring that you don't eat I won't keep for you.
>>3653942
Yes. He did seem to make an effort if I remember Jubei mentioning.
>>3653952
To lay your bones to rest for eternity, or I could just crucify you.
>>3653982
You would be correct. Though I'm certain you've heard countless fictional tales of the Alucard family. It was one of the many hints as to my origins already given to you.
>>3654001
He actually doesn't get harassed like you have been so far.
>>3653968
That is nonsense.
>>3654006
Tell me, come on~ I'd love to hear it!
>>3653973
>>3653976
>hops out of the way
>the anons do said actions to each other
>>3654001
of course it makes sense, you want to silence me so people don't know the truth about your secret perversions
>>3654015
gay is sometimes ok
>>3653963
...shield...
>>3654032
>>3654014
Little late saying that
>>3654008
>>3654024
Or maybe it's because you're making things up!
Gay means happy right?
>>3654001
I mostly ignore the inane comments about me here, so in turn, they stop since I don't react strongly to them.
>>3654015
Rocks don't have genders. You have nothing to worry about
>>3654003
It's offensive to do it in buildings. And you've been wearing it since I met you. Only a little unhygienic.
>>3654013
Never heard of them...pretty dumb of them, really, I'm sure a shrine could've sufficed.
>>3653936
>>3653963
Yeah mang didn't see that shit, it's 4am here and I saw the image so I was like ok.
Better luck next time.
>>3653900
GARNET ALREADY SET HER SIGHTS ON THE CHUMP
Spicer evil genius ? You fail to live up to your title.
NEVER TRUST THE CROWD WHITE PEAK
Yeah Izaya, start winning some of my games damnit.
Nepgear a bit jealous ?
Oh Junko you son of a bitch that's just low.
>>3654048
In addition to homosexual, yes, it does.
>>3654003
Don't worry, I won't hurt you...
>>3654006
How? You do know that no one can die here?
>>3654013
This really isn't demonic action... I don't think Crucifixion would kill me either...
Would you look at the time! I must be off, I'll be seeing you all soon.
>>3654063
A few electrons out of place perhaps.
>>3653942
Agh.. That sounds really boring.
Who'd want to do a job like that?
Are there book spirits too? Kinda like nature spirits, but for old books?
>>3653957
But if it tasted good, why's it matter? Some people eat chocolate covered bugs, and they taste fine!
>>3653968
Sure it is!
>>3653982
A-Ah.. Okay..
S-See ya.
>>3654013
But you've probably got, like, a HUGE fridge or something!
And it's probably made of gold, too!
>>3654063
Uh, hi, guys!
>>3654050
That's kind of a sissy thing to do, but if it works it works.
>>3654063
That was close....
>>3653953
Hey! I didn't do shit! You can't prove a damn thing!
>>3654063
Oh man, what a fuckin' dumbass! You better stick to the kitchen, yeah!?
>>3654063
Hey Garny, haven't seen you in a while.
Oh, this is the gem stone belt I talked about before, so uh. don't fuck with me. Thanks.
>>3654047
if i'm making it up then you could just refute what i'm saying instead of silencing me, but you've not done that, so you're a perverted degenerate from here on out
cya buckles the enchilada
>>3654013
Of course. I can only assume you have learned countless wonders in your years.
>>3654063
Quaint. Here, a gift.
>>3654032
That is better.
>>3654051
I am aware. Doesn't mean that it is wrong.
>>3654063
Too many advantages. Another time champ.
>>3654063
Satou the Madman and White Peak, two of the most ferocious competitors of Rigginsmania already down ? Guess you can't win every time.
>>3654089
We both know that's a lie, dear.
>>3654063
It seems it went just as planned!
I wasn't planning on killing you so I made it so it'd shut off after the dead points in your fur would disappear.
My apologies if I scared you, little hedgehog.
>>3654063
S-Stop booing me...
>>3653942
I will talk to you more later, when I am full.
Goodbye for now human.
>>3654018
N-No!
>>3654074
Which means I can grind your bones to dust without guilt!
>>3654087
Sissy? Not at all, I just think it's a waste of time giving those kinds of comments any kind of attention. That's all.
>>3654063
I'll be taking that, miss Rika. I hope you don't mind.
>>3654063
...Jackass.
>>3654083
She's a magician, and she's always studying...or inventing, I suppose.
>>3654109
...Goodbye, youkai.
>Soft sigh of relief
>>3654091
Whatever...
>>3654106
Not only do I not believe you, I'm not a hedgehog!
>>3654013
I will make an attempt.
>>3654063
I physically cannot drink this.
>>3654116
Needs more png
>>3654060
Okay?
>>3654074
But...
...
It's so big!
>>3654083
That's a little different.
There's no use in making a pie that tastes good, but also makes a person vomit.
>>3654144
So take it off.
>>3654101
>Maybe next time. Thanks for hosting in advance.
>>3654062
The foul beast ended up forcing many of the inhabitants of the world to begin to occupy floating cities. So his sacrifice, though unknown to much of the world, was one the six warriors took to heart. Some in the workings of their own plans, others truly moved by the selfless actions.
>>3654083
I'm certain if I found the need for a such a thing. Remember not everything is what it seems. Especially in my home.
>>3654093
Of course. Though I've never found many reasons to put them to practice. You mentioned your daughter is a criminal as well. Cruel actions by her father dragged her into a cruel life possibly?
>>3654127
Go onward knight, an entertain your princess.
>>3654114
Whatever helps you sleep at night, Shadow.
>>3654120
Then I'm sorry to call you one.
I figured you were a hedgehog by your appearance...
...that and you have a few similarities in appearance with the hedgehog with black fur.
As for the inconvenience, I only take down evildoers!
>>3654168
Hmph, farewell for now, Knuckles.
>>3654113
>>3654134
She already told me that.
>>3654101
I don't know who this Richard guy is, but I'm sure we would get along very well.
Hey Rika, I think you shouldn't screw too much with these two.
THE CRIMSON DEMON STRIKES
I already said to not trust the fans.
What mind games have you in mind, Kano ?
>>3654183
Come on you bastard. I really want the blue one.
>>3654134
>>3654182
D-Did not!
I-I just m-meant that you're a r-really good friend!
>>3654183
Y-You little!!
>>3654165
Floating cities...? Huh. Seems impractical. forced or not. I suppose nothing's so simply-put, in the end.
>>3654183
Why, because they're "gods"? LIKE I CARE! Hahaha!
>>3654183
YOU TEAMED ME UP AGAINST A DEAD SKELETON, HOW IS THAT CLOSE TO A FAIR FIGHT SETH?
>>3654104
It is not a lie however. They enjoy it... No coercion necessary. Gentle persuasion perhaps, but never coercion.
>>3654150
You'll end up with terrible wrinkles if you keep making that face.
>>3654183
Your pain tolerance is impressive, I'll have to subject you to even more if I get the chance.
>>3654175
Again, still don't believe you.
And I'm an echidna, not a hedgehog.
>>3654179
See you Shadow.
>>3654183
How does that even work!?
>>3654183
I can be a nice guy sometimes you know. You'd much rather that smoothie than this.
>>3654165
We are partnered. I have revealed to her the truths of this world, truths she accepted wholeheartedly.
>>3654183
How irritating.
>He shoots the machine.
