Hg thread
>>3651772
She was looking promising.
>>3651772
Oooh, that's how you do it, right.
But to make sure I got it right, could you place that apple on your head Ilya ? I need to test it after all.
>>3651866
>Literally fucking dies
>>3651845
L-Like.. Motherly?
I never thought about that..
I mean, I-I'd like to be a mom someday..
>>3651859
But are we friends?
>>3651863
>She covers her ears.
Stop! Stop stop stop stop stop!
>>3651868
Y-Yeah..
Kinda like that..
...
A-A joke!? I was joking too!
Haha! Ha..
>>3651735
It simply means that I'm in a good mood creature.
>>3651741
What is it she claimed to have done that would prevent you from being her friend still?
>>3651757
I'm certain you wouldn't understand what I meant if I talked to you about the Azure or any mention of the Black beast.
>>3651778
Well Hiruko, I am Rachel Alucard. How has fate treated you?
>>3651821
I come through here occasionally for my daily walks. It's an interesting place after all.
>>3651828
A habit you should not grow accustom to, even if it isn't unhealthy for yourself. It affects those around you.
>>3651866
Nago and Gii can wrap around it to spread the warmth safely while I rest.
>>3651895
Haha.
>>3651895
I GOT SOME NUTS YOU CAN PUT IN YOUR MOUTH, SQUIRREL-CHAN!
>>3651866
With this money I'll buy a new camera and most importantly,
An Ika-chan body pillow!
>>3651866
EXPLOSION!
>>3651772
Hehehe...
>>3651818
I am truly flattered.
>>3651866
How open ended! Only the strongest will emerge!
>>3651847
You are referring to me? Well the wizard said he was filler so I decided to skip him.
>>3651849
Exactly, Tsunny-chan.
>>3651863
Not fast food.
And not foreign garbage, unless it's Thai.
>>3651872
It is, isn't it?
Let's see what it does for your combat performance, sir.
>>3651870
wtf is the caramel one
>>3651923
O-Oh...t-that wizard, right...
>>3651866
Anything?
>>3651902
Don't call me creature, I'm an echidna!
It's Knuckles.
>>3651866
Moe spiders ruin peoples' day. It does get worse for someone though.
>>3651848 (Misato)
Maybe we should learn sign language..?
>>3651866
I'm... Pretty shocked about this..
>>3651902
Yes Ma'am, I understand what you mean, but the occasional drink is fine right?
>>3651667
YOU WILL SUFFER A FATE WORSE THAN DEATH
>>3651712
Oh yes Kaito, there is much death to be done!
>>3651924
Was referring to my dick, but eh. Do you like bacon, eggs and mashed potatoes?
>>3651902
This place troubles me. His presence is faint, but it is here regardless.
>>3651931
You are.
>>3651902
Hey there, baby.
>>3651895
>She simply fixes you with the same look as before
>>3651902
Precisely, nor you of Gensokyo.
>>3651866
What the hell was that luminous thing ?
That doesn't sound good, I better leave quick.
>>3651818
Are you so sure? They look so shiny and beautiful, as if they're ready to just...pop out! Ah, hah, a cruel joke indeed..
>>3651772
No, no, this isn't right, no, my Darling is right there, she's right there just ask her! Oh, oh Darling...just tell this man to go away and we'll be fine.
>>3651872
Oh, you're so cruel, such a tongue is so ugly coupled with such beauty. Maybe I'll make a quick incision and...shave it off.
>>3651952
???
>>3651962
Eddie x Darling
>>3651945
I said buy me dinner, imbecile.
Would you need to buy your own penis?
And those taters would need gravy.
>>3651967
The one with the blue pantsu.
>>3651902
She said that she was made for killing people.
She's a robot, or something.
>>3651908
Haa..h..
>She looks away awkwardly.
>>3651910
Really?
Can I have them? Please?
>>3651954
Seriously!
Are we? I can't tell what you're thinking, a-and I want to know what you think of me!
>>3651962
H-Ha.. Yeah..
Maybe you should, um.. Work on some nicer jokes!
Like, what do you call a nut on your chest?
A chestnut! Haha!
>>3651944
I never got around to asking Nito, did you have a good father's day?
>>3651924
That's utterly unhelpful.
>>3651977
Foreign garbage? You mean non-Japanese?
>>3651942
What the heck is a golden monkey?
>>3651977
Shut the fuck up or it's the ballgag for you the entire night. So we going to do this or what?
>>3651981
????
>>3651942
Where are we going ?
And why is that worm of Penguin even here ?
>>3651944
And then you'll have a new skeleton to add to your collection right? You must be pretty excited.
>>3651895
I'm sure you'd be a great mother and make very adorable little squirrel babies.
>>3651984
>unzips pants
Suuure!
>>3651942
Somehow, I doubt it.
>>3651984
You're too nice for your own good. And you pry too much.
>>3651942
>
>>3651999
I know who you are, Low-grade.
>>3651942
Seth Rollins delivers a slobberknocker from out of nowhere.
>>3651990
The idea is that you've never heard of the last person to compliment me.
As in, it's been a very long time.
>>3651991
I was thinking more hispanic when I think of trash.
>>3651994
Any reason in particular you're feeling so ballsy, anon?
You do realize I'm the top, right?
>>3651866
>>3651924
...
Let them come to us. The moment the flare ends, encircle him and fire into his legs.
Aim just enough to pierce the tendons, so he thinks he can escape. Then the real fun begins~
>>3651962
>he taps your back whilst you were busy thinking about it.
No need.
>>3651994
You better treat my crew well boy.
>>3651942
Spiders drown.
>>3652028
?????????
>>3651937
An echidna is no less a creature, yet since you do have a name you go by. I'll give you that much Knuckles.
>>3651942
It seems to have stopped breathing.
>>3651943
A drink doesn't cause as much trouble immediately as smokeing does.
>>3651950
The baron faced brute has shown up a few times. I'm not surprised you can sense him like the hound you are.
>>3651953
>turns her back to you and continues on her way
>>3651954
Certainly, though it doesn't change in the slightest the magnitude of any accomplishments.
>>3651984
I don't seem to notice the problem here. The murakumo units weren't suppose to feel emotions and were created for the sole purpose of being weapons for the azure. Yet they too fell to having emotions.
>>3652031
Only because there isn't anything better to do!
>>3652042
Thanks?
Who are you anyways?
>>3651942
Child's play, really.
>>3651984
>>3651919
Excuse me, but are you listening?
>>3651902
Fate has smiled on me, to continue with this theme.
>>3652017
>He shoots his cock off.
A degenerate of the lowest class, useful only as a stepping stone towards power. Still, it's a euphoric feeling.
>>3652031
I thank you for the blessing.
>>3652036
You'd think you'd get tons because of your ch-
...
>>3652031
Says hi to the losers I stabbed in the back in heaven for me please.
>>3652041
It's okay to want to be with a superior witch from a superior squad.
>>3652016
Hehe, thank you, Anon!
That makes me really hopeful for the future!
>>3652017
H-Huh!?
Anon, put that away!
That's lewd!
>>3652019
S-So.. We aren't friends..??
>>3652042
I don't really understand the problem either, honestly.. I told her I didn't mind, and then she said she failed to kill someone and left.
I think it really bothers her..
>>3652060
Y-Yeah! Totally!
Definitely.
A hundred percent listening.
I wasn't distracted by your pretty pistols or shining mask, nuh uh.
>>3651984
Hah?
>>3652042
...
>>3652031
A lady never fights unless she needs to. It also applies to skeletons apparently.
>>3652042
But it certainly removes the impact upon others of the significance of the act.
>>3652031
I don't wanna know.
>>3652091
>She's silent for a moment
I don't dislike you, necessarily.
>>3652042
That is not who I refer to, though I have seen him as well. A man I have seen...he bears a striking resemblance to Terumi. He is meek, and cowardly, though I can feel the evil within him.
>>3652031
This certainly is shocking..
>>3652042
I think that depends on the type of drunk someone is... What kind of drunk are you Miss..?
>>3652063
You're pretty funny, anon.
You could be a comedian in your off time.
I could pop your head like a grape if you weren't amusing.
>>3652067
My chest?
You'd be surprised, but people hardly even seem to care.
>>3651514
It's quite alright...
>also, sorry for Inactvity, power went out...
>>3652031
A wha-
>>3652113
Not that! I definitely wasn't going to say that!
>>3651971
Darling? You mean to say that my darling is here?
>>3651984
I see no reason to work on my jokes, when I could much rather work on you.
Speaking of, those nuts on your chests could make do for some...fine tuning.
>>3652037
>He does a little clap
Oh dear! You're looking more beautiful already! Now if only I could do something about the....rest of you.
>>3652113
I don't even need your hands on approach for my head to pop, you sexy piece of salttits.
>>3652108
This music is too loud!
>>3652091
Eh, y-you're going to marry another female though, aren't you... I guess you can just adopt?
>>3652108
I already went out there, it sucks.
Can't I take the lead and guide them to a way better place instead ?
>>3652108
Alright!
>>3652108
>>3652135
You don't like rock?
>>3652091
I will not be irritated if you drifted off. I do that on occasion as well.
>>3652108
I thank you for the escort, sir.
>>3652147
This is too loud for me to enjoy it.
>>3652108
It seems much more likely they would have a kraken instead of him.
I think Squid Girl would like another partner.
>>3652059
Rachel Alucard.
>>3652060
Then continue what you are interested in. I'm intrigued, why do you wear such a mask?
>>3652091
I'm certain once she returns you will be capable of continuing your friendship with her.
>>3652105
...
>>3652109
I suppose that can be true.
>>3652110
In appearance to Terumi. Yes I do remember seeing a child like such. He was rather worried about the frogs I can toss around.
>>3652112
Not at all. I only tend to drink tea.
>>3652129
That's honestly the only thing I really have going, considering my normally venomous attitude.
>>3652132
Aw, you're a sweet talker.
I've got to hit the hay for now, maybe we can follow up sometime later.
>>3652172
It's only good when it's good and loud though.
>>3652177
That's just wrong.
>>3652135
>>3652147
You're not a fun person.
>>3652177
I've got you covered, Ika-chan!
>>3652177
I suppose that's likely a fatal event.
>>3652063
You sound like the type who cries silently when they are violated to death.
Keep talking shit to my ships if you want that theory to be tested.
>>3652130
The rest of me is a drowned corpse. You on the other hand-
>>3652108
Wooooo!!!
>>3652177
Such a majestic creature of death.
>>3652177
>>3652194
Give me the zombies inkstead ~de geso...
>>3652094
>She just remains silent, and eventually slides down a wall, sitting with her knees hugged to her chest.
...Hah.
>>3652109
But.. You don't like me, either.
>>3652130
H-Huh? How'd you know I store chestnuts there!?
D'you have x-ray vision or something?!
>>3652138
Yeah, that's what someone said I needed to do.. I guess two girls can't have babies together, which stinks.
>>3652167
Really?
You seem so smart and attentive, I couldn't imagine.
You're just a little bit intimidating, is all. That mask is a little bit frightening.
>>3652179
I hope so..
Thanks, Rachel.
Can I have a hug?
>>3652179
Don't just ignore me!
>>3652177
I heard that the kraken ate them all in one bite, but that's just a silly rumor.
>>3652179
So what brings you here?
>>3652187
L-Large breast are overrated anyways!
>>3652118
>things happen, it's fine.
I apologize for asking, but you seem to know my name, but I don't think I know yours Sir.
>>3652108
... Annnd... Done! He'll have to do something about this!
>>3652177
S-sorry everyone...
>>3652179
Ah.. Tea you say? Which is your favorite kind? I'm quite partial to Camomile lately, helps me relax.
>>3652083
??????????????????????????
>>3652177
It's so warm..
It reminds me of when Mr.Snuggles kept me warm at night.
And now I'm sad.
>>3652194
You tell him, sister.
>>3652215
Hey... Are you actually, you know, in love with this Noel person?
>>3652215
Not necessarily. You just push too much.
>>3652179
Aaah...I suppose you could say they're somewhere around or above god of a major angel or the like. Never been good at describing things like this....
>>3652177
>>3652231
...You're an idiot.
>>3652177
Six people have trouble with the same thing.
>>3652195
You would be correct.
>>3652177
That trap was obvious. Perhaps I should get rid of you before I lose the opportunity.
>>3652179
To hide my identity, obviously. It serves said purpose.
>>3652215
>A pair of yellow eyes flash from behind the mask.
For when I need to be. Hopefully we never reach that stage.
>>3652194
I can be fun! This is just not fun!
>>3652189
No music is good when it's too loud. It just assaults my ears.
>>3652250
That speed...I will match it some day!
>>3652250
You figure it out! I'm terrible with plans!
>>3652212
They're all fake anyways!
I'm 100% real, however!
>>3652237
With pleasure!
>>3652257
You've lost all claim to fun.
>>3652257
That's nothing, you should see Sonic run.
>>3652257
To each their own I guess.
>>3652179
I have reason to believe he is disguised. Eliminating him at the first opportunity seems like the best plan.
>>3652244
H-hey...! It could have been worse..! It could have killed us.
>>3652250
I'm felling pretty good about this match now!
>>3652203
What's the matter darling? Cat got your tongue?
>>3652215
Let's just say I have an eye for beauty, and you've certainly enticed someone with such visions.
>>3652274
I wish you were the fake one ~de geso.
>>3652274
Why?! Because I can't enjoy someone yelling in my ear?
>>3652283
Who?
>>3652284
Unless it is committing crimes like rummaging through others' property.
>>3652250
The night is peaceful but restless.
>>3652250
Seth Freaking Rollins and X7-10 are in the place yeah, make a step in our turf and you're a dead newbie.
>>3652250
>Just sighs and take notes
>>3652293
Don't try and lessen the blow!
>>3652313
...Piss off.
>>3652232
If you wanna save for the press, they don't even pay attention to you, Lesbianball.
>>3652301
Real as the sea!
>>3652311
If you bothered listening you'd be blown away!
>>3652215
Nonetheless! You and your wife will be great together and raise great children!
>>3652311
Don't know what makes you bring that up.
>>3652313
As long as I get paid.
>>3652313
Watch where you're going, idiot!
>>3652250
Come now. Away we go.
>>3652313
The hunt begins.
>>3652311
Sonic. You know; "the fastest thing alive"?
I'm surprised you've never heard of him.
I guess you're not from my world.
>>3652313
Oh come on! That took hours to set up!
>>3652313
>
>>3652322
Don't compare yourself to the sea ~de geso.
>>3652313
I'm sure the fight was intense with both sides giving their all. Of course, it could have also been a curbstomp.
>>3652313
It better be worth the effort, I swear if the prize is nothing but peanuts I'll go bananas.
>>3652215
Usually I'd be uninterested in such things. Though I'll give it to you this one time Makoto
>She opens her arms
>>3652217
>>3652225
My reasoning for being here is simply for taking walks to remain entertained.
>>3652244
Likely though you wouldn't know where to place creatures of the Azure on such a list.
>>3652253
With such an outfit your identity is likely less hidden then you believe.
>>3652286
He seems fine enough at this moment. If he were to awaken from such a disguise I'm certain both you and I would feel it and be capable of confronting him.
>>3652322
I did listen, and the only thing blown away was my eardrums.
>>3652330
Because I do not know what possesses people to sift through vending machines.
>>3652347
Sounds fake to me. Hedgehogs are not quick.
>>3652320
WHO TF U THINK U TALKIN TO
>>3652231
I enjoy to drink Black teas, though my servant Valkenhayn prepares a large variety for me.
>>3652368
I'd rather not wait until the last moment. He is a potential threat and must be destroyed.
>>3651986
Fathers Day? It was a good day! Lots of little gifts from my skeletons, most of them, as you could imagine, were new skeletons, but I couldnt ask for anything more.
>>3652013
Of course! Fresh skeletons are the best, because the younger the better!....That sounded wrong the way I said that.
>>3652364
You guys suck at this!
>>3652368
Ah. I'm just here to train.
Never know when YOU'RE GOING TO BE AMBUSHED!
>>3652374
You know you're talking to a red echidna, right?
Sonic isn't like normal hedgehogs.
>>3652318
Haha.. Sorry Rika.
>Sorry, I'm leaving for a couple of hours, see you guys later.
>>3652237
S-So what if I am?
>>3652244
I-If I stop pushing so much, could we be friends?
>>3652253
Wah!
A-Are you threatening me??
>>3652296
I.. Dunno what you just said, but I'm gonna assume you called me pretty, so thanks!
Um, I-I like your.. Suit..?
>>3652329
Hehe!
Thank you so much, Anon!
>>3652368
>She nearly lunges forward into your arms, hugging you tightly.
Th-Thanks, Rachel.. You're a good friend..!
>>3652364
>>3652410
Kaito, I blame you.
>>3652368
I'd have to see them in action. But frankly, considering how the shrine maiden has defeated numerous amounts of gods in quick succession and even when outnumbered by say gods...I unfortunately have to put her pre-tty damn high on the scale.
>>3652364
THEY'RE COMING!
>>3652387
The brown witch.
>>3652364
The worst is that they thought for one second that they actually had a chance of winning.
>>3652231
It's Brook, a pleasure to meet you again!
>tfw it happened again...
>>3652364
Wrestlers trying to betray each other is nothing new.
>>3652318
Why does that ghost at the top look like a dick?
>>3652421
Who knows? My main concern is just how much you try to find out every little detail about me.
>>3652423
NOT
ME
>>3652374
I don't see what's wrong with doing something perfectly legal.
>>3652421
>Places a hand on your shoulder.
Hey.
>Gives a thumbs-up.
You've got my full support. I know a little about this sort of stuff, and I think I could really help you get her attention.
>>3652436
It sounds pretty cool.
>>3652368
Only my face needs to be disguised. A face can tell much about a person.
>>3652364
Do not disappoint.
>>3652421
Not yet. Perhaps, if worse comes to worse, I might.
>>3652436
This world is to be inherited by the strong. Not weaklings that hide within their useless armor.
>>3652436
Hey I'm doing that whale a favor.
What's that Owens ? You said you didn't work out ?
Let me introduce you to the second greatest thing to exist, after me of course: Crossfit.
>>3652436
>literally the best character to win is Paulie
>>3652407
I know, which is why I was giving way to your theory that we are not from the same world. The only animal I know of that can speak is a mouse, and that didn't possess him to turn awful skin colors or grow abnormally large. such as you.
>>3652460
It's distasteful. You wouldn't like it if I made your sister dig through garbage for change, would you? It is legal after all.
>>3652436
I should probably get this appraised. Even if it is a bit worn, I may be able to see if a museum is able to purchase this.
>>3652401
Then you will understand when I say. You must find a way to find him outside of this place if you wish to eliminate him.
>>3652407
I understand those words completely in such a place like this. Though, I'd say there is less entertainment in being a brute than there is in the enjoyment of others company.
>>3652421
>She grimaced behind your view
Don't believe this is an event that will occur often Makoto. I'm not fond of hearing crying. Gii already does enough of that.
>>3652422
I can believe that the poison that radiates from the beast would do much.
>>3652467
Surely. The eyes too are a window to the soul.
>>3652436
Was he too annoying?
>>3652477
>>3652296
You look ripe for abuse.
>>3652467
Really? What does mine say.
>>3652492
I have yet to find an exit.
Who wants to shitpost ERP with me?
>>3652490
...That's not even related in the slightest.
>>3652493
Speaking of illegal things...
>>3652529
Fuck off Bolin
>>3652490
I'll say it again; this arena is weird...
>>3652492
Not much for company, I like being a loner.
After all, I've been that almost my entire life.
>>3652493
KO is not getting any breaks with this.
>>3652352
okay!
>>3652374
My eardrums are fine!
>>3652498
Precisely.
>>3652493
Why do we always have to run away from something.
>>3652529
>>3652368
You can't ignore me forever!
>>3652406
Well of course, can only ask so much from your children.
>>3652551
Can you leave me alone now ~de geso?
Anyone wanna team up for the event
>>3652544
How'd you know it was me?
>>3652493
I can't say I regret doing this.
>>3652547
Did it cause you to become this abnormal?
>>3652542
Maybe not, but as far as I know, are similarities begin and end with our relationships.
>>3652551
Were you even there? How daft are you?
>>3652522
Then you won't find a way to stop him and should only merely observe his actions as I do.
The events of the calamity may have ended, but I'm still fond of being an onlooker.
>>3652547
I suppose old habits to die hard for animals.
>>3652565
>>3652492
Profound. Where do you come from?
>>3652513
You are stoic, but begin to break under pressure. A perfect opportunity to destroy you.
>>3652493
Onward.
>>3652550
Another hunt? Of course.
>>3652442
W-Well.. I just think that in order to be a better friend to you, I need to know more about you, y'know?
That's all it is. I don't want to seem like I'm being nosy..
>>3652460
>She looks up at you and tilts her head, her curious ears flicking.
Really?
You think you can help me?
>>3652467
E-Eugh.. Well, I'll sure try not to upset you.. I don't want to be on the receiving end of those pistols..
>>3652492
I know..
I'm just glad that you're here for me! It shows that you really care!
I feel better already!
>She takes the opportunity to (attempt to) undo your ponytails, giggling.
>>3652582
>What event?
>>3652587
Abnormal!?
>>3652589
Hey, I take offense to that!
>>3652550
Alright guys, you know the plan.
You go excavate all the gold while I loaf around right here, and then give me 90% of the loot.
>>3652477
I work out everyday mr. crossfit jesus
>>3652550
What the hell do you people want?
>>3652587
...Why are you so aggressive?
I really, really want to try and make friends with you y'know.
>>3652591
Of course I can! We're friends after all!
>>3652589
A bystander. How carefree. I suppose I will wait for the correct moment.
>>3652446
It's okay, you're not so bad yourself.
>>3652580
Okay, I'll be watching!~
>>3652587
Yes I was, how daft are you?
>>3652550
Looks like- oh. It seems the game saidwhat I was going to.
>>3652582
Who even are you?
>>3652589
I'll have to unleash my hidden technique!
>>3652582
There's an event ?
How come am I not informed of it.
>>3652615
That's not what the press is saying.
Neither is your body really showing the labor of your efforts.
>Sorry about the delays, I needed to do some things
>>3652492
Hmh. There's a miasma that seeps in the Forest of Magic or whatever it's called, not to mention all throughout Makai, if memory serves...there's plenty of beings that could withstand it, I'd wager, especially when you bring spirits and the like in to it.
>>3652591
There's just a lot of things I'd like to not have brought to light, hopefully ever.
>>3652439
>Bakebake are just weird.
>>3652623
fuck you mean
>>3652584
If you have to ask on the thread then you're not one of the cool kids, which leaves you
I'm hungry.
>>3652624
Don't ~de geso.
Fuck rain.
>>3652421
You would not be wrong...however, there are some parts of you that I might deem...unnecessary, and I'll take it into my own hands to, get rid of them for you.
>>3652513
Abuse? No, no! Abuse is...wrong for a healthy relationship, that's not the right path for a beautiful family.
>>3652590
I simply cannot keep giving with so little coming back. You may tell me a bit more about yourself and why you choose to hide. Then I'll return the offer by answering your question.
>>3652591
>She slaps your hand away
Now child don't get to ahead of yourself.
Just because I'm willing to listen to your problems and offer my advice does not give you free reign to mess up my hair.
>>3652608
Oh I suppose you would, though it isn't far from the truth now is it?
>>3652622
>>3652637
If you wish to do something you can keep this girl who seems so interested in me entertained.
>>3652647
>bakebake.
I read that as bukkake
>>3652658
Hi hungry I'm anon
>>3652659
Always~!
>>3652662
It rains in Australia?
>>3652608
Yes. Have you seen regular echidnas? You are an abomination.
>>3652617
I blame the nature of this place. It has cracked my shell only to mold it in a harder form.
Well, that and I don't appreciate being recorded against my will
>>3652624
Why did they even let a kid get in? You could have been trampled by the crowd. Why would you risk death just to hear someone scream at you?
>>3652627
Don't be such a pussy, these things aren't alive.
I can take a piss on it if you want to prove to you they are nothing but ugly statues.
>>3652627
I accidentally skipped night seven. Nothing happened in it. Especially compared to the feast.
>>3652662
>Normally I would be all for rain except today it ruined my day at Six Flags.
>>3652578
True, but I love each and every one of them equally, so its nice to have a day to yourself after going through that routine of taking care of them each day.
>>3652662
kys
>>3652675
Secret technique!
>Headpat
>>3652617
But.. How's an alien gonna help me with earth relationships?
Aren't your species' rituals or whatever, uh.. Different?
>>3652647
Alright..
I'll stop asking so much about you..
Sorry..
>>3652663
Unnecessary?
Um.. What d'you mean?
My tail? I'm a beastkin!
>>3652675
>She breaks the hug and cocks her hips, pouting.
Aw, c'mon, Rachel.. I think you'd look really cute with your hair down.
>>3652681
Hello Anon, I am Rumia.
What do you taste like?
>>3652658
Well, I'm not food. Wait for a chance to fight in the games or something.
...Or eat one of the faceless people or something.
>>3652678
>Of course you did.
>>3652685
Never ~de geso!!
>>3652675
You barely know anything about me!
>>3652689
I am not! There were once hundreds of echidnas just like me!
>>3652650
Tanned witches are a boon. They're a rarity when you're from Suomus.
>>3652662
>Not liking rain
>Post your main so I can filter you.
>>3652646
The press can say what they want, they are a bunch of uninformed idiots.
And do you want me to power bomb you? Is that it?
>>3652662
It's the best type of weather.
>>3652696
X7-10 YOU TRAITOR
I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING
THIS WAS OUR TOWN
NOT COOL MAN
>>3652689
But you're about the same age as me...
>>3652720
Every second of everyday!
>>3652627
Maximum Pain.
>He snaps his fingers, launching Eila out of the arena.
>>3652591
Reasonable. I like that.
>>3652675
I am a notorious criminal, alongside my daughter. This world is not worth being inherited by the worthless leaders of this planet.
>>3652696
How original.
>>3652711
>licks self
Chicken, maybe? Why?
>>3652689
Surveillance is part of my job, buddy. I was given cameras for a reason.
>>3652706
Hey, I'm more human than most things you'll encounter!
>>3652723
you got a thing for spics?
>>3652696
Final seven. It would be a good idea to train.
>>3652696
Look at them go...
>>3652675
That seems tedious and unnecessary. I am not Valkenhayn.
>>3652687
It's raining in Australia. Or at least Tasmania.
>>3652696
Oh I don't mind abit if rain.
But it's been raining for the last 2 days straight.
>>3652703
OK.
>>3652723
You're my main.
Everyone else is just my side squeeze.
>>3652713
Huh? But you look like food to me...
>>3652747
Like chicken?
>pokes your side in a few places to test for something
I'm just asking because I'm going to eat you.
Evens work out
Odds fap
Dubs host
Trips Kill myself
>>3652751
Did you people forget there is a match to win?
>>3652739
G-Go spend them somewhere else ~de geso!
>>3652706
I still don't understand you fascination with my hair being down. You can simply imagine it Makoto, or possibly I might open up enough to invite you over when I'm in an overwhelmingly positive humor.
>>3652721
Except that you are a creature that grows irritated of its own self.
>>3652744
A criminal? That man too was a criminal for his actions. I reside within a place between the boundary.
>>3652776
>>3652705
>Grabs the girls hand by the wrist squeezing the pressure points
You would be much less an observer and having some sort of action in this world again Hakumen.
>As she finished she tossed the girls arm aside and began to walk away again
>>3652737
Don't get me wrong.
I don't mind abit if rain. But it's been non fucking stop for the last two days... I just want to hang out some washing for fucks sake.
>>3652706
Ask, sure, I guess, just...drop if it's clear that I don't want to answer.
>>3652798
I'm...I'm not as defenseless as I look! Besides, I've been told I'd probably only taste good with thyme.
>Her tone is among the most nervous you've ever heard
>>3652819
Nothing's more worth my time than you!
>>3652706
nice tits. Can i touch them?
>>3652798
What, raw? While I'm stll alive? How cruel.
>>3652824
You can't eat time, idiot.
>>3652739
I doubt it. You are a fraction of my height. You look as if you belong in middle school.
>>3652721
And where are they now? You're a outlier.
>>3652748
I meant the recording. Not your cameras, as upsetting as they are.
>>3652751
How many times have I signed up? Thrice?
>>3652820
Owowowow
>follows
>>3652736
Stop denying what you said Owens, we all know you prefer to spend time with your ugly family than act like a real man and go to the gym like any respectable wrestlers.
>>3652821
Trade your rain for my heat, I'm dying over here.
>>3652820
YOU'RE the one making large assumptions about me!
>>3652857
They're uh....
Gone.
>>3652744
Um, so..
Are you one of those people that just like violence, and that's why you're here?
You seem like it..
>>3652748
That's true, I suppose.
What do I do to make her like me back?
>>3652820
Well..
Okay, don't laugh.
It's because I think you would look a lot like Noel, that's all!
You'd really invite me? That's great! I'd love to have tea or something in your mansion!
>>3652824
Sorry..
I'm still, um.. Kinda learning this whole friend thing.
There's no guidebook or anything.
Hey.. Do you still think I'm gonna eat you?
>>3652840
Huh? Uh.. Sure, why not?
I don't understand everybody's fascination with them, though..
>>3652820
I am a tool to bring peace. It is why I donned this damned armor. You of all people should know this is true.
>>3652837
Do literally anythink else ~de geso.
>>3652817
Those are not usable in a wrestling match. I don't think.
>>3652873
>honks tits
They are soft and nice and round ~
>drools
Why the fuck is Canada still a country? Can the amerilards just annex us already?
>>3652865
Yeah I do prefer to spend time with my family. You're right. You wouldn't understand because you don't even have one anymore.
My family is the best family there is.
>>3652882
Oh yeah, go run. That will work great.
>>3652647
>>3652820
Though I suppose that we'd have to be aware of the full extent of these things in order to compare them, wouldn't we? Urgh.
>>3652852
I didn't even pronounce it like that! And it's a spice.
>>3652873
No...the little blonde girl with the amulet in her hair's my chief worry, at the moment, actually....
>>3652873
>rubs tum
>leaves a bag of assorted nuts
>>3652857
That's 'cause I'm a girl! I'm a second year high schooler!
>>3652875
If you don't want me watching you then I'll...
...
>>3652749
I have a thing for cute.
>>3652780
W-WAIT IZAYA YOU FU-
>Filters myself
>>3652857
Hey, you're all about keeping this place free of crime, right? My cameras can catch anyone, anywhere.
>>3652873
I'd have to meet her first... or at least know her interests. One of the best things you can do is be honest though.
>>3652900
>This
>>3652915
>>3652820
The Boundary? I am unfamiliar with this term.
>>3652873
The only progress one can make in this world is through violence. Pacifism is merely a delusion created by the world leaders so they may keep the populace under their thumbs.
>>3652882
And I thought his luck would turn.
>>3652915
. . .
>>3652911
...
>>3652850
I don't have an enough big enough for you to fit in, piggy. Besides I don't like them anyway, the fires are too bright.
>starts nibbling on your finger
>>3652909
So... it tastes hot? I don't like hot things, so I won't be eating you today.
>>3652928
>rubs shoulders
>>3652915
dot dot dot
>>3652899
>She kinda just sits there and lets you, slightly confused.
D-Do you just like round things, Anon?
>>3652909
Little blonde.. You mean Rachel?
>>3652910
Hehe! Thanks for giving me your delicious nutsack, Anon!
>>3652925
H-Honest!?
But what if she's not..
Y'know..?
>>3652929
H-Huh? No, that's not true at all! You can make a lot of change with peace!
People think beastkin like me are violent, but I've proven a lot of people wrong by just being nice! And now I have friends!
>>3652950
Tou don't have an oven?
>>3652928
>hugs
>>3652900
You tainted yourselves by allowing the muslim hordes in. You aren't pure anymore, Canada.
>>3652928
qt
>>3652960
>your delicious nutsack
>>3652932
It is day 10 and this is the fourth time IIda signed up for that.
>>3652928
>hugs the Vamp
>>3652960
Hmmm... That's when you either accept it and move on, or keep trying.
You're a nice girl. I think you've got what it takes.
>>3652960
>does a spit take with his tea
Are you really this ignorant?
No wonder you showed me your panties...
>>3652971
We hit a new low, /pol/. The legalization of bestiality will open the doors for all sorts of degeneracy.
Please save us
>>3652917
>grabs futa dick
