HG thread
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>3649182
Kero kero!
>>3649156
Why?
You're cute.
Not in like, an attractive way, but in a puppy or a kitty kind of way.
>>3649159
I already know who I want to marry!
And I'm gonna have babies with her!
>>3649160
Th-That's too lewd, Anon!
Stop it! Don't make me think about those things!
>>3649166
W-Well, I'll never forget you, Rika!
Never ever!
You're too good of a friend now, i-it'd be impossible for me to forget you!
So there's that!
>>3649157
She's my sworn enemy ~de geso!!
>>3649158
You're talkink nonsense, on multiple levels! Stop already ~de geso!
>>3649169(sadistic boat)
C-Can we switch topics now? This is kind of making me feel uncomfortable.
I want to violently rape Muffet
>>3649098
Oh, I see now.
>>3649115
I-I understand. Just...don't touch my eyebrows and I think we'll be fine!
>>3649204
Think about it from my situation. Your finger is about the same size as my whole body.
>>3649157
Wow, what a sophisticated toy!
>>3649168
What's a yokai anon?
>>3649209
Love doesn't make sense, Ika-chan!
>>3649204
With her? That's not how making babies works... Unless... You're actually a male.
>>3649204
Not necessarily your choice, there.
>I find myself reminded of her story route in CS.
>>3649222
Yeah...there's just nowhere else better for it, really.
>She grins slightly
>>3649222
>he touches her eyebrows
Whoa, they're a lot hairier than they look!
>>3649230
I don't like you ~de geso!
>>3649210
Sure thing, Masochist-kun~
What do you want to talk about?
>>3649225
All the better to pet you with!
>She picks you up and continues to pat your head.
>>3649234
Huh? No, I'm a girl.
Two girls can have babies, I've seen it before.
>>3649239
Huh?
What do you mean?
I'd never forget a good friend, that's not an option!
>>3649188
>>3649230
Oh.
>he sets the dog down on the ground then looks at Sanae
I believe this is yours.
>>3649209
I can see why...
>>3649249
You're gonna break my heart!
>>3649261
Oh, thank you!
>>3649259
Okay, we're entering not-alright zones now!!
P-Put me back!
>>3649254
First off, I'm not a masochist. I enjoy pain almost as much as you ships enjoy sinking.
Secondly, how about we talk about the weather? It sure is a nice day out today, don't you think Anchor-tan?
>>3649259
No, two girls can't have babies. Whatever you saw was not accurate.
>>3649239
>she smiles back
Well, I have some other things I need to attend to, so be seeing you, Rika!
>>3649242
>she punches you in the face
What did I just say?!
>she walks off, sighing and shaking her head
>>3649278
>She sets you on her head, between her ears.
So what kinda alien are you?
Why're you so small?
>>3649298
Yes they can!
I've seen girl couples with babies!
How many Sanaes we got
>>3649261
Just keep her away from me ~de geso...
>>3649277
>Raises tentacles defensively.
I'll break more than that if you keep chasink me ~de geso...
>>3649305
I want to fuck this squirrel.
>>3649259
Not really something in your control. For all our differences, Marisa and I still got along pretty well, and she doesn't seem to have the first clue about me.
>She shrugs awkwardly
Like I said, I don't like thinking about it.
>>3649300
Sure thing lady, be seeing you.
>>3649305
They would have had to adopt them, not make them.
>>3649300
>he lays on the ground, bleeding from the face
H-Have a nice day, Yuiko...
>>3649277
>ties the dog up to a pole and freezes your legs again.
There we go!
Post tits
>>3649313
My love is unbreakable!
>>3649314
Stop, Anon!
That's lewd!
>>3649318
That's true.
Sorry I brought it up.
It just makes me uncomfortable to think you're probably all lonely.
>>3649319
Really?
Hmm.. I guess you could be right.
>>3649277
Now would you kindly leave the squid girl alone? I don't want to use my "toy" on you.
>>3649313
Of course, miss.
>>3649334
>>3649287
Aye, good for combat.
Good visibility, nice temperature, good humidity.
Fights in this kind of weather would be glorious, using the combatants full potential.
>>3649305
L-look, that doesn't matter! This is a scary situation for me.
>>3649338
No, it's normal around here to fuck squirrels.
>>3649338
I would expect someone your age to understand how all of that works. Maybe squirrels just age differently.
>>3649334
>>3649352
>smooch
>>3649338
I've said it before, haven't I? I manage.
>>3649352
I can't really relate, so uh...
How about we talk about how much we love mayonnaise?
>>3649335
The rest of you isn't ~de geso...
>>3649345
Thank you ~de geso!
>>3649359
I'm not gonna hurt you.
Don't worry.
Think of this as your punishment for lying, hehe.
So why're you so small?
>>3649360
Th-Then it's still weird!
Don't talk about that!
>>3649363
I'm a beastkin, not a squirrel.
I just have squirrely tendencies.
And we age just the same as humans. I just.. Choose not to know any of that.
>>3649374
But aren't you sad sometimes?
>>3649371
>headbutts
Step the fuck back, man.
>>3649376
I absolutely abhor mayonnaise.
Barbecue sauce?
>>3649332
ice isn't that strong...
Especially when exposed to warm human flesh.
Or salt.
>Dumps a load of salt on the ice
>>3649345
That's impossible!
>>3649388
try me!
>>3649392
I...just wanted...t-to love you...
>dies
>>3649391
Awww, cute little ignorant beastkin.
>pets and gives an acorn
>>3649391
I-I guess I can cope. It's not like you're that horned girl...
I'm small just because... I'm small? It's a natural thing.
>>3649391
Even I have my, er...somber moments.
>>3649400
No ~de geso...
>>3649408
Oh god, don't be such a baby.
I didn't even hit you that hard, faggot.
>>3649400
Could you leave her alone just for today, maybe?
>>3649392
...
I'm beginning to think we don't have anything in common, Anchor-tan. We may just be polar opposites.
>>3649400
>The Ice doesn't break
This isn't your winter break snow little girl...
This is the cold, icy grip of the underworld!
>>3649429
Why not!
>>3649436
Do you know how long I spent trying to get here?
I can't quit now!
>>3649432
>dead
>>3649446
I've still got my bodyguards ~de geso.
>>3649468
>kissu
>>3649446
>he points the laser pistol to her head
I'll give you 5 seconds to get out of here...
>>3649440
You don't like barbecue sauce?!
What on earth is wrong with you? Have the repeated suicides cause you to experience horrible delusions?
>>3649451
God, my head isn't that hard.
I must have caused a concave fracture or something.
>No Chitoge since 2 days
She will pop up any time now, I just know it!
>>3649441
>Casually steps out of the ice
>>3649468
But they're no fun!
>>3649486
Alex, attack!
>The dog jumps up and bites the laser gun
>>3649485
>>3649411
>She nibbles on the acorn and happily presses back into the pets, pure as snow.
>>3649424
Weird.. Are you like an ant, and you can carry like fifty million times your own weight?
>She starts walking around like a robot.
>>3649426
Aw..
I just wanna hug and snuggle you and tell you it'll all be okay..
Any idea when your tank will be better?
>>3649486
Don't shoot a helpless girl, you stupid head!
>>3649392
>huggu
>>3649485
kys burrito
>>3649500
Helo aikawa
>clearly not chitoge
>>3649496
I'll use barbecue sauce, but it's nowhere near as good as mayo. You can put mayo on almost anything and it'll taste good, but you can't really do that with barbecue sauce.
>>3649502
They're not supposed to be ~de geso.
>>3649509
>gives another kissu
>>3649506
No.
H-hey, not too far away from my other body.
>>3649440
>>3649496
Wait are you telling me he DOESNT like bbq sauce?
>>3649523
Is it you?
>>3649508
>german suplexes
Why the hell is everyone getting so grabby today?
>>3649527
Mayonaise on bacon?
Or Barbecue on bacon?
Make your choice, Subaru-kun. I hope for your sake, it's the right one.
>>3649548
I know, right!?
>>3649542
>She intentionally starts walking further away from the robot body.
Why?
What'll happen?
Will you blow up?
>>3649552
>kissu
>>3649530
You should defend yourself!
>>3649548
Don't tell me you're just as insane as she is...
>>3649552
Y-You leave me no choice, Anchorage...
I CHOOSE MAYONNAISE ON BACON!
>>3649554
No! It's just where I keep all my stuff!
>>3649502
WHAT!?!
>>3649502
Isn't that dog tied up?
>>3649566
>walks past you
>>3649552
>fondles
>>3649506
I'm not going to shoot her, just thr-
>>3649502
Argh! What the hell?
>he tries to grab the dog
>>3649577
Like what?
What kinds of stuff do you put inside of her?
>>3649506
When I find the suitable supplies and actually CAN repair it.
>>3649549
Shorty? No
>>3649506
Goood squirrel, so soft. I'm going to call you... Bunbun-chan.
>>3649566
It's easier if they do it for me ~de geso.
>>3649582
The warmth of my love for Ika-chan melted the ice!
>You notice a bite mark on the now broken leash
>>3649591
>the dog runs away
>>3649591
That's what you get!
Maybe try solving problems without waving guns around, you booger!
>>3649598
Maybe I know where to get some!
What do you need?
>>3649603
M-My name is Makoto Nanaya..
>>3649560
Ruining a perfectly good burrito with lettuce and tomato should be punished with death.
>>3649572
THAT WAS THE WRONG CHOICE, SUBARU-KUN.
UWRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
>>3649583
>Axe kicks into the ground
Did I win?
>>3649599
>>3649596
You know, everything. It's like my house.
I-It's also my safe haven! Don't you know what will happen to things my size?
>>3649624
no
and now you have to host because you lost
>>3649614
Three verse Humming...
ARROW NOTCH SLASH!!!
Now where did that dog go?
>>3649618
But Bunbun-chan is cute!
>>3649610
No you hafta do it!
I won't let anyone else!
>>3649622
GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
>>3649624
You got the business end of a trident in your spine, I believe. Sorry.
>>3649618
>She shakes her head
Don't worry about it, I think it should all be nearly set.
>>3649641
No I don't. You can't stop them ~de geso.
>>3649624
Everyone is a winner
>>3649618
Whatever. He can have it, there's plenty more back at the Bureau.
>>3649618
>he ignores the girl
>>3649624
No.
>>3649635
Is that some kinda special attack?
Are you a chuuni skeleton?
>>3649660
>Snaps a photo of Ika-chan's pout face
They can't stop me!
>>3649622
>>3649648
>inches hand towards hidden panic button
I see you are all doing well! Greetings!
>>3649633
>She takes you off of her head, holding you by your arms and dancing you around like a doll.
Uhh.. You'll get smashed?
Don't worry, I won't let that happen.
>>3649638
A-Alright, that's fine..
I've been called Fluff-chan and Squirrel-chan, so I don't see why not!
>>3649652
Really?
I'm excited to see the new and improved tank!
Think you'll make it two-person sized?
>>3649685
Hi there!
>>3649648
>runs you over with massive monster thing
YOU MADE THIS CHOICE, BOY.
AND NOW YOU PAY FOR IT.
>>3649683
Don't you interfere, you goddamn pansy!
This fool must be corrected.
>>3649677
>Tries to grab camera away.
No pictures ~de geso!
>>3649685
>throws brick
>>3649695
O-Oh god, please stop!
It hurts, it hurts!!
>>3649677
>The skeleton freaks out
A WHAT?
>sends a flurry of jabs at you
>>3649714
>She sets you down on top of her bust, confused.
Huh?
You must be really fragile..
Sorry.
>>3649695
Oooo, Fluff-chan is cute too! I guess giving a cute girl a nickname makes the nickname cute by default.
>>3649703
>quietly removes the sd card before she grabs it
>>3649718
Hey! You should sign up for one of those Sentai shows! I bet you'd be real popular among the kids!
post the lewdest non porn image of your avatar
>3649695
...I won't be making a new tank. Just...repairing the flower tank. I don't want to detract anything from the reconstruction of Sigma beyond what's absolutely needed.
>>3649749
>trust me on this one
>>3649727
A-AHH! Just put me back in my old body, please! You're escalating things really quickly!
>>3649695
Ah! A crossbreed. How interesting.
>>3649704
>He shoots the brick out of the air.
Try again.
>>3649749
>Does Kagetane even have porn of him, much less lewd images?
>>3649652
>>3649654
>>3649666
Fuck.
>>3649634
I lost my motivation, I have no motivation to host now.
>>3649663
T-Thank you.
>>3649749
>anchorage
>porn
Heavy damage is the closest you'll get, anon.
>>3649749
no deal
>>3649767
>throws brick with bulletproof vest equipped
>>3649742
>Crushes camera in tentacles.
>>3649749
>>3649774
yes deal
>>3649773
>sideboob
>glorious ass and thighs
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
>>3649701
Would fuck that monster thing
>>3649749
>It's a gif, but whatever
>>3649785
>>3649666
>>3649757
I'd expect a toy factory to have lot's of extras.
>>3649780
Oh no! Whatever shall I do!
>>3649733
A-Alright.
Um, thanks. I'm glad you think I'm cute, Anon.
>>3649749
No way! That's lewd!
>>3649755
Aw.. Not even any improvements?
That stinks.
>>3649766
A-Alright! Just quit yelling!
>She sets you back on the head of your robotic body.
Here!
>>3649767
I'm a beastkin!
There aren't really a ton of us..
>>3649742
>somehow destroys the sd with a jab
I WAS A FAMOUS ROCKSTAR YOU KNOW?
>>3649749
finding tame Mei images is hard.
>>3649701
Well at least I get to see you run a few field tests.
Make him scream.
>>3649788
...
>>3649749
>Buenos
>>3649810
Post an image of your ava you didn't know why you saved it
>>3649801
>Climbs back in, closes the hatch and puts hat back on.
Phew... Sorry for yelling.
You weren't doing anything wrong, really.
Just... Nevermind.
>>3649749
I have one that i have no idea why i saved, but really am against posting it.
>>3649749
I'm sure no one wants to see that from me.
>>3649749
...
W-Wait, what am I doing!?
>>3649814
...
I think I killed him, sir.
He'll be back in a little while, if he wasn't lying about his ability.
>>3649810
>dva booty
ohgod
>>3649833
>
>>3649772
host
>aizwa
>>3649833
>I honestly doubt I'll ever be able to use this
>>3649800
I've taken your weapon away, now leave ~de geso!
>>3649842
do it nigga
>>3649772
Nothing worth beating yourself over, now.
>>3649801
Only minor ones, getting it operational is just more important in the short-term.
>>3649749
>Uh. This?
>>3649859
We can make it happen
>>3649833
>This is adorable.
>>3649775
>He kicks the brick, shattering it into a million pieces.
Perhaps this isn't your forte.
>>3649801
I wouldn't think so. I am Kagetane Hiruko. May I ask your name?
>>3649801
Hory shet, you were just built for sex, weren't you.
>>3649878
>>3649889
Did you do it with the snake
>>3649806
But wait!
>Dumps a huge pile of identical sd cards on the ground
Which one is it!?
>>3649863
If I don't have my camera I'll have to use my hands!
Unarmed combat!
>>3649800
Yes, they do. Now would you kindly leave the girl alone? The laser gun isn't the only weapon I have.
>>3649749
>this..?
>>3649848
Ohjesus
>>3649801
Mein Gott
>>3649900
We don't talk about that kind of stuff in public
>>3649870
I have not won a game in months. It eats at me.
>>3649851
Die.
>>3649908
How about no ~de geso!?
>>3649749
>>3649922
Feeling less...homicidal towards me today?
>>3649833
>>3649922
Stop getting in the way of romance.
>>3649951
How about yes ~de geso!
>Inches closer
die
>>3649835
What?
What'd I do?
I guess it would be kinda scary being so high up for you..
Sorry about that. So why didn't you tell me you were a tiny alien?
>>3649870
So... Maybe..
Maybe you could add a side-cubby just big enough for a little squirrel girl?
>She bats her eyelashes towards you.
>>3649881
Makoto Nanaya!
Nice to meet you, Hiruko!
>>3649888
H-Huh!?
No, Anon, that's lewd!
>>3649930
What's everybody staring at?
>>3649926
neat
>>3649908
Three Verse Humming...
ARROW NOTCH SLASH
>destroys all of them, as well as non lethally disabling you
>>3649937
You did? Wow
>>3649930
S-s-stop starting!
>>3649911
I've seen some shit...
>>3649964
>Raises tentacles.
>>3649986
S-s-start proofreading!
>>3649848
Ho
Le
Fuck
>>3649749
ngw
>>3649961
I... Don't know what to make of this.
>>3649970
Gee, thanks..
>>3649999
C'mon nigga. Nothing special there
>>3649984
Ofcourse I didn't, but subjects like this should not be discussed in such a public area. Have some manners
>>3649965
Die
>>3650014
Fucking never. Let it all die.
>>3649966
It wasn't the height I was bothered by.
You just put me into a very... VERY awkward situation.
...
>>3649979
Every last one of those was fake!
>>3649848
>>3649986
>>3649955
Perhaps.
>>3649964
She obviously doesn't feel the same way about you. There's other girls out there, leave her alone.
>>3649945
And I don't expect to finish rebuilding my masterpiece until I'm in my like...thirties, best-case scenario.
>>3649966
>She rolls her eyes
There's not enough room, I assure you. I already have as much personal space as I possibly can have.
>>3649833
>Sheer "what" value of it, I guess?
>Also there's one immediately next to it with her done up in I think Persona style with her own EX Stage version as her Shadow (I think)?
>>3649916
>cleans the spilled cornflakes
>gives cloth to wipe tears with
Don't worry, it happens
>>3649749
Atleaat I have some amount of decency.
>>3649930
Anchorage, calm. Think of like machine gun or something before you go on a predatory rampage.
>>3650034
Oh really?
>lifts up the real one
That was just a distraction!
>Crushes it
>>3649952
wew
>>3650052
Electro use self destruct!
>>3649993
Screw off!
>>3649999
>>3650036
No staring!!
>>3650016
Don't stare at it.
>>3650049
Bitch your tits are hanging out 24/7
>>3650049
All your images are porn, spider-chan.
>>3650052
>>3650038
Your non committal nature is as unnerving as ever, X7-10. Can we talk about what happened, or rather, may I ask about it?
>>3649966
I believe you have misunderstood. Hiruko is my last name. It's confusing to me as well, but the majority here speaks English, so I may as well adapt to the environment. Regardless, it is a pleasure, Makoto.
>>3650039
You're an asshole, you know that? I didn't ask about you.
>>3650064
What?
>>3650069
>>3650073
I still never show the goods so there's that.
>>3650050
P-predatory, sir?
I haven't the slightest idea what you're talking about.
>she turns away, and you can barely hear her muttering out fieldstrip procedures for different firearms
>>3650066
It was good, Tsun-chan.
>>3650032
I did?
Oh, yeah, it would be pretty awkward to be dangling by my arms, I guess.
You just look like a toy.
>>3650039
Oh well.. I guess I'll just have to sleep in the corner.
That's fine, right?
>>3650082
I know! I'm just trying to be polite.. If you want me to call you by your first name, th-then that's fine too!
I like your mask!
>>3650100
Your right boobs are hanging out way more than your left
Are you still in a growth phase or what?
>>3650038
But there's only one Ika-chan!
>>3650061
How can that be the real one if the real one's not even here!
>>3650067
Yes Ma'am! But how are you today Bikko?
>>3650104
You did one time
>>3650104
What are you talking about? Your ass is completely out in the open and the bottom half of your boobs are in broad daylight.
>>3650121
It's the angle
>>3650121
>Blame the artist, you shit. :^)
>>3650091
Yeesh, and I thought we were on alright terms. I was just pointing out, you could have it way, way worse.
>>3650111
...Seriously. I also just value my privacy too damn much.
>>3650039
>>3649833
>And the aforementioned image
>>3650105
Don't call me taht, pervert!
>>3650111
Why thank you. It serves its purpose quite well. I'm sorry for any confusion I may have caused.
>>3650122
What?
>just stabs you
>>3650111
It was actually the second part...
>>3650144
Got a full res pic or a similar one?
>>3650145
You think I care about your dreams? We were neutral until you decided to try to make a conversation about me about yourself,
>>3650075
Of course, anon. What do you want to know?
>>3650122
Yes, one Ika-chan that doesn't love you.
>>3650131
When was this?
>>3650133
My spider half or the end of my human half? And it's not my fault arachne are blessed with large chests.
>>3650155
Did you know people can't die here?
>>3650167
One Ika-chan whom I love!
>>3650164
>Nope. Have Severa in an inflatable pool with a straight edge duck instead.
>>3650130
I want to go to bed.
>>3650167
What came over you? I know I interfered, but when you decided to...you know, with my rib. That didn't seem normal for you. Why torture me when you had the laser pistol anyways? Why the sudden hatred?
>>3650187
>straight edge duck
what's that?
Post Kuuko pics
>tfw I ventured further down in my folder than I usually do and am finding amazing images I never use
>>3650145
I-I'll sleep facing the wall.
Please?
>>3650154
No, that's fine!
Can I wear your hat?
>>3650160
....Huh?
I dunno what you're talking about.
>>3649833
>Puts a pillow under you
>>3650105
>he pats her on the head
good girl just keep going through that until you feel calmer.
I will be back shortly ok? Do you want anything Anchorage?
>>3650066
Why are tsunderes always the hottest?
>>3650212
>http://lmgtfy.com/?q=kuuko+pics
>>3650150
Or what, Tsunny?
You'll shoot me?
Just appreciating what you've got. You might not be worse than Blanc after all.
>>3650229
Alcohol.
Very strong.
>>3650155
>just stabs you
godo modo
You're pissing on origibrooks legacy
You haven't even made one skelepun
>>3650185
Oh...
>>3650199
Oh, then go to bed, or is it because you can't sleep?
>>3650214
Forget it.
So... I can trust you not to tell anyone, right?
>>3650237
From you of course
I like this one
What else you got senpai
>>3650214
How does that top even hold your chest in.
>>3650239
Any perticular type?
>>3650236
I-I am not!
>>3650239
C-Call me that again and I will!
>>3650239
kys
>>3650257
>Why are you lewding Kuuko, senpai?
>>3650256
Why's it a big secret?
It doesn't seem like that big of a deal.
>>3650260
It's specially designed for me!
No matter how much I move around, no one'll ever see anything lewd!
Isn't that cool?
>>3650214
I don't see why not.
>He hands the hat to Makoto.
>>3650242
>I've made skelepuns before...
>I'm just tired, I should probably go to sleep...
>>3650264
>what?
>>3650272
>raises a clawed hand
Tea will be fine for me...admiral.
>>3650244
