hg thread
Cultural edition
>>3623807
I think... nobody can.
>>3623835
It's more about you being rude. Don't be rude, Hiyoko-chan.
>>3623740 (Elphonse Ellyrick)
I've got it!
You just have to be shown other things!
Alright, Elly, I'll be your friend, and I'll show you the other things in the world!
D'you like snacks?
>>3623748 (Forehead-kun)
Yes! It is!
That's her real name!
>>3623815 (Loli vampire)
That's fine, thankfully I've got you and Tao here, and a lot of new friends too.
>>3623791
Eruna is always great!
>>3623815
Do you have something against dogs?
>>3623857
I'm rude? You said I smell! Now THAT is fucking rude!
>Oh, yeah, discovered why my fan was making those noises yesterday. Somehow two of the fan blades were bent out of position/cracked and they drag against the thing.
>>3623815 (Rachel)
Your own perception of it may be such, but...not from my own. These experiences seem just as real to me as anything else.
>>3623862
I'm quite happy in my service, actually. Before I had returned to her side, in fact, I was quite the...depressed punching bag. And as it were, miss, eating isn't even something I need to do, typically.
>>3623857
Is this a challenge, Koizumi-tan? If so you should know damn well you're going to lose, because I'm going to whip that kid into shape!
>>3623862
...
Ah, where's the cameras? This is obviously a hidden camera show, isn't it?
>>3623740 (Elly)
How are you doing today? Great right?
>>3623745 (Makina)
Well you sure are sounding energetic, but how are you faring today?
>>3623748 (Tracksuit+)
Are you doubting the power of the fatherly eye...?
I miss Battlewagon
>>3623882
Stop swearing every fucking sentence you autist. Hiyoko makes up clever insults most of the time.
Am I the only one who thinks Bolin is a pretty cool dude
The cowguy does Seath? Huh. My distaste for him has lessened somewhat.
>>3623882
Your portrayal of Hiyoko leaves a lot to be desired.
>>3623882
>he swats the back of her head
Don't saying "fucking". It's a mean word.
>>3623889
Nah, because I'm the fatherly one here! At least for this very moment I am.
>>3623815
Man, this is sounding pretty damn good! Sign me up, Vampire-tan!
>>3623819
Alright, here it goes. Verbal lesson 101:
I'm better than you.
>>3623823
Let's just say I don't ever want to encounter witches ever again. It's already bad enough I've met three of them already.
>>3623904
>Bolin
>>3623904
he's the most based 14 year old on the planet xd
>>3623916
Nice meme you got there that was never funny.
>>3623882
And another character botched by Bolin.
>>3623904
No, Bolin is the man. Watching people get buttfrustrated at his trolling is funny as fuck.
>>3623901
I curse alot as well anon.
>>3623862
The people are here quite intriguing. Many of them remind me of Mr. Bloodedge and his habits to lose his temper.
>>3623863
They are only fit to be leashed to a post and given commands. Such unruly creatures.
>>3623886
Without a real sense of loss to your battles, what do you have to fear? As long as the environment and conditions don't change you will improve and be conditioned to such a place. Yet change the location and the terms and you very well may lose your life indefinitely.
>>3623920
Being interested in such a scenario only proves what a brutish masochistic creature you are.
>>3623916
All I said was I thought his way of playing the character was off in the nicest way possible. Don't be a butt.
>>3623886
>Oh, yeah, discovered why my fan was making those noises yesterday. Somehow two of the fan blades were bent out of position/cracked and they drag against the thing.
Nice blog, idiot. Liked, Subscribed, Upvoted, Shared, and Fapped To.
>>3623901
>>3623912
>hurr hurr don't ruin my waifu
>the state of Danganfags
>>3623742
But I am! You're too easy to read, a textbook tsundere. Just a little bit more aggressive than others.
>>3623835
Nope! Here, let me show you.
>Takes out a Street Fighter IV box.
We will begin negotiation methods upon his arrival.
>>3623943
Yeah but you're a crippled asshole who's been through some shit. I don't expect you to hold back.
>>3623951
Nice shitpost, idiot. Liked, Subscribed, Upvoted, Shared, and Fapped To.
>>3623823
Alrighty! Thanks a ton ol' dumdum! I'm just hopin' it ain' all too obvious for th' people 'round here. They ain' all too bright y'know? I don't think they'll be figurin' it out all too soon.
>She gives a smile and a quick hug to th' ol' dumdum.
>>3623769 (Here in my garage, brand new Subaru here)
>>3623920
You'd be needin' some evidence for that 'n I ain' seein' any of that around! You didn't even manage to hurt me... so I'm sure you ain' all that capable... even though, you were a pretty darn good meatshield when needed. You ended up survivin' my strongest rifle's shot.
>>3623889
I'm doin' alright! I'm just wonderin' if I ended up survivin' in that one game. But I'm sure I'll end up figurin' that out once that guy wakes up!
>>3623886
Really?
Seems like everybody here doesn't need to eat, that's crazy!
I'd be so sad if I couldn't eat anymore, that's the best thing in the world.
I guess if you're happy and you don't go out of your way to hurt people, that isn't too bad.
>>3623888
Stop it!
I just told you my deepest darkest secret and you're making it out to be a joke!
I'm not kidding!
>>3623947
Really? I've met a lot of really nice people here, and not a whole lot of mean ones.
There was only one bully so far, and even he wasn't too bad!
>>3623943
>>3623963
>>3623963
>pats back
'Atta boy.
Nice thread, idiot. Liked, Subscribed, Upvoted, Shared, and Fapped To.
>>3623930
no that's yukine I'll fight you I swear on me mum
>>3623947
How can I be unruly if I take commands!
>>3623901
>She does, but not for Mahiru, who she generally isn't that shitty to
>I'll work on it anon
>>3623912
>Thank you
>>3623920
I said don't hit me you child abusing freak! If you don't want me to be mean then stop hitting me every couple of minutes!
>>3623933
>Would you prefer this or my endless shitposting? Because I can just stop now and go back to anonposting if you want me to
>>3623982
Nice edit, idiot. Liked, Subscribed, Upvoted, Shared, and Fapped To.
>>3623975
I'm perfectly capable, I just don't need it....If I were to have any violent urges, I'd take it out here, as it were.
>>3623889
Well, beyond that embarrassing defeat in the games, I'm quite fine, sir.
>>3623947
What I had to lose is what I've always had to lose, miss. And I'd need to either severely anger a shrine maiden or someone like my mistress to be slain "properly"....
>>3623951
>Well gee, sorry for pissing you off.
>>3623960
>implying I care
If anything his way of playing the character makes me hate Hiyoko even more. His meta RP is on key.
>>3623974
Oh yeah somebody's not playing a character the correct way better kms
>>3623990
i like it when you anonpost, bolin
first 36
>>3623990
cancer
>Hiyoko was Bolin
BASED
>>3623882
No, that's just the truth! It's not an insult, it's a fact.
>>3623863
I'm not... This girl here is causing a lot of trouble.
>>3623888
Yes, it is. Just don't be too harsh, and try not to hit her...
>>3624015
CIA
>>3624015
Elly
>>3624015
Cappy
>Female
>>3624015
Yukkuri Reimu
>>3624015
Colonel Sanders
>>3624015
Makina Irisu
>>3624015
Asuka Tanaka
>>3624015
Dan Backslide
>>3624015
X7-10
>>3624015
Satou the Absolute Madman.
>>3624015
Constantine XI
>>3624015
Bikko
>>3624015
Shalashaska
>>3624015
Vic Viper
>>3624015
Rachel Alucard
>>3623988
Because you've already argued with me on one of my commands before mutt.
>>3624000
The environment that you perform in would likely have you facing one of them after you return.
>>3623947
Oh, that's actually the opposite. I'm not into getting abused at all. Where I come from I die all the time, so getting put into a space where I can't die is kind of nice.
>>3623967
...
>he tries sucker punching her
>>3623975
Come on Makoto, there's no reason to be embarrassed by this. It's natural for girls to fall in love this easily. Haven't you ever seen any high school dramas in your life? It's kind of like that.
>>3623990
>he crouches down to her eye level again
I'll give you something really nice if you start acting like a classy lady.
>>3624015
Clawdia
>>3624015
Eruna
>>3624020
The cute blonde one?
>>3624015
Monsoon
>>3624015
Quicksilver
>>3624015
Schnaufer
>>3624015
Makoto Nanaya
>>3624015
Ichigo
>>3624015
Eila Ilmatar Juutilainen
>>3624015
Natsuki Subaru
>>3624015
Hisaryu Amber
Dangan > Anime
>>3624015
The Real Guy, The Best Guy
>>3624015
this gif
>>3624015
Casimir Pulaski
>>3624015
Cake
>>3623990
http://dictionary.cambridge.org/us/dictionary/english/leave-a-lot-to-be-desired
>>3624015
Yoshida Saki
>>3624015
Hiyoko Saionji.
Yeah, cancer, I hope you get it!
>>3624012
>I prefer hard-earned (You)s from rp than cheap ones from anonposting
>>3624020
Have some tact! I don't shower that much because you did a shoddy job of teaching me to tie my kimono!
>>3624015
Thorin Oakenshield
>Hoshi died fighting North Koreans after first prom
>I took over, no one noticed
>Started /hga/, tripped on power
>all the time collecting masses of (you)'s
>move to trash, start shitposting for more (you)'s
>It's working
>I almost have enough (you)'s to buy 4chan from hiro
>Will make /hg/ board, run it like /hga/ but worse
>>3624069
I don't care if it is technically vidya, it might as well be animu.
>>3624046
The people who could hope to face my mistress are next to none, and I'd have to go out of my way and cause trouble in order to rouse the former.
>>3624015
Lilith
>>3624000
I guess that's good. At least you're not taking it out on everybody. You seem pretty nice.
What do you like to do?
>>3624047
You don't even know the story!
S-So just help me find her and then forget it, okay?
>>3624020
GASP!
Koizumi-tan, I would never, ever hit a woman! What kind of monster do you think I am!?
anybody who likes the dangan games should kill themselves
>>3624069
What about the dangan anime that's coming out?
>>3623966
Don't steal my lines, you unoriginal fuck.
>>3624091
>>3624104
>Lilith
>Not Ririsu
It's like you're not even Japanese
>>3624108
>>3624047
>It ends up doin' absolutely nothin' to Makina.
You really have to work on your style... this ain' even hurtin' in th' slightest.
>>3624015
Mahiru Koizumi
>>3624049
The rude blonde one.
>>3624086
Did you already forget? Do you want me to show you again?
>>3624107
I just saw you hit the back of her head.
>>3624110
Or how about the one thats already out?
>>3624105
I try to be, miss. I think you can already guess my interests....
>>3624108
>hating the source material and not the cancerous fandom
They're not games, better classed as VN's and they're pretty interesting with some crazy characters. HG just ruins everything it touches.
>>3624133
Pothead!
>>3623920
Tracksuit, are you sure? You're not looking very fatherly..
>>3623967
Huh... I guess I forgot who won that one, sorry. Ah but hey, if you don't mind I'm still a little curious about that toy gun, who would make a toy that could so much damage?
>>3624000
I wouldn't say embarrassing, considering only one person survives.
>>3624140
We don't talk about the first dangan anime. Like it never existed.
>>3624129
What's a Japanese, Anon?
>>3624142
Well, interests besides serving your master and killing people.
>>3624133
I want to bang this loli.
>>3624046
You haven't issued the right commands!
>>3624134
The cute rude blonde one?
>>3624105
I would love to, but I don't even know where to start. She could be anywhere, you know? Heck, she could even be dead.
>>3624133
I don't even know what to expect anymore. For some reason you're untouchable...
>>3624134
That's something parents do when punishing their kids. It's not meant to hurt them, but more so to teach them what they're doing is wrong.
>>3624047
You'd be disconnected from the entire world. No means to escape, without anyone to interact with for the rest of eternity.
>>3623975
Most of them seem rather delusional or unruly. Though I suppose our backgrounds leave much different qualities to be desired from our audience.
>>3624099
You always think only about your mistress. As if the situation would never arise that they would solely remove you to get at her in another way.
>>3624108
cool characters
nice story
shit gameplay, like literally the worst thing I have ever played. the class trials are so bull shit (GRAVEL IN THE FUCKING SWIMSUIT ARE YOU KIDDING ME HOW THE EVERLIVING FUCK WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT) and the gameplay beyond that is tedious: "go absolutely everywhere and talk to everyone all the time"
>>3624167
>>3624180
Sshhh.
You.
Sshhh.
Holy shit this is the second time i'm listening in to TCR and I know exactly what i'm missing. This hyperbole of a man doesn't know exactly what the fuck he's saying, and it's gold.
>>3624193
>>3624171
Exactly why you are such an unruly dog unfit for walks.
>>3624149
I'm really fatherly. I'd like to think I would be better at being a dad than my father.
Hell, I even look like a father when I'm older!
>>3624175
Sounds good to me! My family doesn't really like me, and I don't have any friends!
>>3624047
Deal. A months supply of gummies and I'll behave.
>>3624108
>I'd understand if you mean Dangan 1 because that wasn't the best, but the second was great
>>3624134
I didn't forget, you just never taught me properly in the first place!
>>3624177
>"""Improved""" Hangman's Gambit is shit but the rest of the gameplay is decent
>>3624172
Don't say that!
She's not! She's strong and she can handle herself if she ever gets into trouble!
>>3624175
Yeah, you should really lighten up a little bit, Rachel!
Have you ever thought about letting your hair down, or wearing something other than a dress?
>>3624149
Moreso when it's so early, however.
>>3624165
>She simply clears her throat awkwardly
>>3624175
Without her, I am less than nothing. And to die in her service would be the best way out, in my own eyes.
>>3624206
>improved hangman's gambit
biggest lie of the series
>>3624148
What are you tryin' to say here? What's a pothead?
>>3624149
I think it's th' military that does that kinda stuff! They usually end up sendin' me these toys. They are pretty darn' strong!
>>3624172
Have you ever thought about not bein' strong enough, dumdum? Ya simply ain' th' best fighter from what I've seen.
>>3624167
That ain' happenin'. I don't want to end up gettin ' bang-banged by some gun!
>>3624203
If you don't take dogs for walks, their behavior get's worst!
>>3624171
Yes...
Not the cute orange one, that one behaves much better.
>>3624172
I should probably stop you, but if you only do it lightly, it might be her last resort.
>>3624206
Is that really the reason? You have done it before. So do I need to show you again?
>>3624206
Deal! Now go show everyone how womanly you can be, and say sorry to Koizumi-tan!
>>3624210
We're all strong people, but there will always be someone stronger than you. All we can do is hope she's alive out there somewhere...oh, what if she doesn't like you back?
>>3624230
Just punning, don't mind me.
>>3624238
>get's worst
I'm not one who usually points out grammar but...
>>3624214
...We gotta find you some hobbies!
How abouut.. Uh..
D'you like to cook?
>>3624261
Ah!
Stop it!
I don't want to think about it!
>>3624204
How would you know what you'd look like when you're older..?
>>3624214
Oh well, things like that happen, but how's the other gatekeeper doing?
>>3624230
W-why exactly does the military send you these things? To test out or...?
>>3624252
Nice. Good roster, good tributes. Maybe a little too much anime, but then again look what board we're on.
>>3624053
Good luck, Schnaufer!
>>3624252
Looks good.
>>3624245
>looks around
Which cute orange one?
>>3624265
no bully :^(
I'm get'sing better.
>>3624230
Hey now, I'm pretty damn good with tables! Some might say my improve skills are near Jackie-Chan levels!
>>3624245
There's nothing wrong with a little smack here and there, you know? I'm sure you've had that happen to you when you were little too.
>>3624252
Looks good enough to eat!
>>3624252
Ready...miss?
>>3624274
I have on occasion, mostly baking....Kurumi's the only person of the three of us who feels like eating at times, and she tends to be...picky.
>>3624279
Hm? My other body, you mean?
>>3624252
Swap everyone out for I!
>>3624291
>look what board we're on
>/trash/
I'd expect more furries
>>3624264
Oh well... I'm alright with that. As long as it ain' meanin' somethin' that might end up harmin' me I'm fine!
>>3624252
It's lookin' good! I'll be preparin'.
>>3624279
Uhm... It's a bit complicated, but they kinda do this to make sure it ends up with someone who knows how to handle with th' guns 'n stuff. I kinda train some people as well!
>>3624305
What are you tryin' to say? I don't really get what you mean with th' tables? Jackie Chan... he's from them action movies isn't he?
>>3624227
>Exactly, on Mean difficulty is gets to retarded levels of difficulty, and it's often shoehorned in for the dumbest shit (Class Trial 4, "Elevator")
>>3624245
I'll learn myself!
>She puts on her innocent face
I'm so sorry for what I said earlier, you were right.
>>3624261
Fine. I expect my gummies within the week you
>She catches herself
You fine gentleman.
>>3624230
>That ain' happenin'.
Baby, if you saw the heat I was packing you'd be begging for a go on this trigger.
>>3624204
A truly disgusting display of a masochist. Begone from my presence.
>>3624210
I won't parade around in my sleepwear or undergarments Makoto.
>>3624214
Then you don't make any improvement to die a dogs death.
>>3624238
>A spear plunges through the leash pinning it to the ground as she turns her back and walks away.
>>3624319
No, the furries hate us.
They act superior, like they're somehow less cancerous than we.
>>3624318
ok next game
>>3624324
It shouldn't.
>>3624293
Good luck to you as well.
By the way... You may call me by my first name if you would like.
>>3624274
Calm down, Squirrel girl! This isn't the worst case scenario, okay? Think about it, if she doesn't love you, then you can choose any of the other cute girls that're here! Isn't that amazing!?
>>3624279
Let's just say magic is one hell of a thing, especially when people use it to show you what could have happened...
>>3624319
Well, at least we only keep the furries to the minimum.
>>3624345
This right here oughta carve up a whole hen in no time flat!
>>3624345
Oh... I'll just sleep some more until the mean lady or ship guy come back.
>>3624361
>trips you
>>3624345
Um. I like staying alive. So I have to do this...Sorry!
How's everyone doing today?
>>3624342
>isn't wearing the collar.
..
>follows
>>3624345
MAD
>>3624252
>Thanks for skipping me by the way, unless that was unintentional
>>3624310
Hmm..
Oh! How about gardening?
You live in a big sunflower field, so that'd make sense!
>>3624342
There're other kinds of clothes!
Maybe you could just wear jeans or a t-shirt, something more casual!
Or you could wear something like me!
>>3624354
No!
She's the only one I want to marry.
Nobody else.
>>3624345
>she looks around
Where'd that noise come from?
>>3624380
As always; fantastic. Yourself?
>>3624324
He is, but I like to think I'm closer to him than everyone here
>
>>3624331
Oh, you'll get them. You'll get big bags full of them! You'll have so many gummies that you won't even know what to do with them all!
>>3624342
Like I said, you don't get it. I'm actually afraid of death and dying, so that situation fits perfectly for me.
>>3624345
I-I feel gross now...
>>3624345
V-Very well.
>>3624411
I'm doing pretty well, thanks.
>>3624383
>inb4 die
>>3624310
Huh? I.. What? What do you mean your other body..?
>>3624324
So... You work for the military? That's a little more than strange, but you seem like you can handle yourself.
>>3624354
So someone showed you the future..?
>Magic's one hell of a drug?
>>3624346
Then I'm fine with it! Just make sure that th' ones that are tryin' to protect me don't find out... they might end up givin' you some trouble.
>>3624338
I'm not feelin' like bein' set on fire so I'll leave that for th' time bein'. Thanks for th' offer but I ain' th' one that wants to be set on fire!
>>3624345
>She ends up blowin' a kiss back.
Good luck out there as well!
>>3624415
Uhm... why's that exactly dumdum? Is he your father or somethin'?
Post avas
>>3624380
Which one is talking to me...?
>>3624388
Not even...
>he puts on a cute face
Me, Nya~?
>>3624383
Did someone say skip?
>>3624448
>>3624442
>fucking kill me fa,m
>>3624457
The sad looking one on the far right
>>3624411
#GivePewdsHisDiamondPlayButton
>>3624374
>trips forward but catches herself and does a forward walkover to get back on her feet
What was that for?
>>3624347
Uhhh, okay! What's your first name again?
>>3624296
The one in front of me.
>>3624305
No, I haven't. I did touch a hot plate once, but I didn't get hit.
>>3624331
...
Why don't I believe you?
You will just never learn it and think that's okay.
>>3624475
What the hell are you do-
>>3624457
I don't like boys that way.
>>3624475
Nuts and berries!
>>3624342
Hardly, miss. I strive for improvement as often as possible, so that I may impress her and honor her faith in me. While to go out in her service would be an honor, to be bested so easily would be even greater a disgrace.
>>3624345
Let GO!
>>3624388
I already tend to the flowers whenever there's no intruders.....
>>3624434
Ah! Well, I managed to replicate a certain technique of my mistress's, which...well, grants me another body, so to speak, such as this one.
>Eats curry bread.
>>3624502
Yeah! See? You do like other things!
Maybe you could teach me how to grow nuts or berries!
>>3624442
I think I'm friends with them, don't worry about it.
>>3624495
Hm?
>turns around
I don't see anyone...
>>3624479
I really don't care. If he gets one he gets one, good for him.
>>3624434
Yeah, that's what happened...L-Let's not talk about it, okay? It's kind of depressing.
>>3624475
Tribuuuutes, come out to plaaaaaaay.
>>3624478
I gotch. So why're you sad, big guy?
>>3624504
great rp, keep it up
>>3624504
Hand it over!
>>3624434
I ain' workin' for th' military! It's some organization... they give me weapons 'n stuff 'n I have to train some people 'n basically be someone of value that's capable of dealin' with high fidelity targets!
>>3624474
Did ya just kick a table to block a knife?! Jeez... I was thinkin' I'd have to teach you but this is lookin' like you're already pretty darn good at it...
>>3624475
Let's hope this ain' th' last breakfast we'll be havin'!
>>3624519
Alrighty then! I won't be worryin' then... just make sure ya don't end up gettin' yourself killed like some dumdum!
>>3624415
You better follow up with that, or else my dad will- Or else I'll be very upset!
>>3624461
What are you? A dog? A talking dog?
>>3624475
>I do understand being disliked or even hated, but don't you think it's a bit shitty to intentionally skip people you don't like? Or am I the exception, because cancer xD
>>3624495
Well I don't need to! There are people that can do that for me you know, the slaves for the elites like us!
>>3624475
You won't need those eyes where you are going, mister. Byebye!
>>3624540
Shut the fuck up Bolin
>>3624516
>>3624540
Thanks, but you shouldn't focus all your attention on me. All I'm trying to do is eat a snack.
>>3624546
No.
>>3624475
>cherrypicking host
cancer
>>3624516
>>3624540
>>3624549
underage b&
>>>/out/
>>3624484
It's Heidemarie.
>>3624504
Now what's that you're munchin on so intently?
>>3624475
You got a right to branch out as an ownah, but you will lose the support of the parent company, understand?
>>3624495
You must have had an amazing childhood, Koizumi-tan. I'm actually kind of jealous of you.
>>3624501
Am I at least a cute boy?
>>3624504
>licks the curry bread
It's mind now.
>>3624572
>cherrypicking
I call it selective sorting.
>>3624588
I call it cancer
>>3624580
Those big bad things look big and bad..I better go hide somewhere safe!
>>3624517
I did say flowers, did I not...?
>>3624580
>She simply floats overheard
>>3624583
ok, thanks
>>3624583
this tbqh
>>3624580
Hold em off, son! I ain't evah seen a lunch rush this ravenous before!
>>3624596
die
>>3624584
Hmm..
Your forehead's a little big.
>>3624599
Maybe you could teach me how to grow flowers!
>>3624582
Curry bread. It's pretty good.
>>3624584
>Licks where you licked.
I took it back.
>>3624613
Put some fucking clothes on you whore.
>>3624580
>he doesn't tell me about his encounter with the walkers
>he's infected
>he's bitten me
>>3624547
If you thought that was good, then wait until you see me use this whistle I got from the police.
>>3624549
My word is as good as gold, kid. If you hold up your end of the deal, then I'll hold mine up as well.
>>3624580
R-Remember me as a hero...
>>3624381
>Begins to rain
>Nago's parasol only covers her
>>3624388
Never in all my life would I hear such blasphemy.
>>3624415
A fate worse than death.
>>3624502
To be bested at all would leave much to be desired and only leave a hole for your mistress to fill with someone even more qualified.
I want Squirrel-chan to eat me and store me in her boobies!
>>3624610
stfu chopper
>>3624638
>>3624617
Curry bread you say, curious. Can you pull off a small chunk for me? Got me an idea.
>>3624619
Huh?
I like these clothes.
>>3624630
Why not?
I think you'd look cute in a hoodie or something like what I wear!
Don't you?
>>3624638
But I only eat nuts, Anon!
>>3624630
kero kero~
>>3624613
It's not that difficult, and...I'm not so good at explaining, especially as I tend to use magic I've picked up form my mistress to aid in it.
>>3624630
...There wouldn't be any other applicants.
>>3624630
Hey!
>Get's uncomfortably close to avoid the rain
>>3624581
Right right! I-I'm just very forgetul. Sorry. Heidemarie! I'll remember it now. Hi Heidemarie!
>>3624580
>Eila grabs the squirrel's breasts as it will be the very last breasts she will before she is promptly eaten.
>>3624609
I expect to get paid for my services!
>>3624613
Wh-what? It's not big at all! It's the perfect size for a guy my age!
But...but I guess you'd know a thing or two about having big things, wouldn't you?
>>3624617
>licks all over the bread
Sorry, but I've won this round. Hand over the bread, Otako.
>>3624535
I do. I wonder where she is?
>>3624549
Do you really want some person to bind your kimono for you? Shouldn't you be doing that in private?
>>3624584
Well my mother was barely ever at home and my father wouldn't hurt a fly.
>>3624641
You are bad people! Very, very bad! Go away!
>>3624628
What does your whistle do? Is it like one of them rape whistles Yumiko was talkin' 'bout?
>>3624580
I don't think I'm able to hold'em off... C-Can you help on this one o-
>She watches as th' girl is already bein' mauled by th' zombies.
>>3624641
die
>>3624549
>xD
die
>>3624653
>Rips off a sizeable chunk of the snack and holds it out.
Go ahead.
>>3624672
You haven't seen the flaw in your plan. You cannot lick where my hands are.
>Keeps eating.
>>3624641
Sore-y Colonel, ya had it coming.
>>3624641
>Both tributes dead
Die
diet
>>3624502
Oh, that's pretty strange.. Can you teach it to me? I'd love to sing duets with myself!
>>3624539
Well alright, just knock off that scary face..
>>3624547
That sounds like a hitman that also teaches people to me hitmen... How'd you get involved in something like that?
>>3624672
Stop giving each other indirect kisses...
It's making me uncomfortable..
>>3624674
>>3624630
Trust me, nothing is worse than getting bitten by rabbits until you die...
>>3624674
That kind of reminds me of my life, except my father ruined it by taking all the friends I've had for himself! Th-that bastard was pure evil...
>>3624686
Let's not all it a rape whistle, okay? It's a little more manlier than that.
>>3624654
Something as degrading as what you wear was only possible because of the perverts in the Library.
>>3624664
>The parasol turns into a hood and cloak keeping her clothes and her head safe from the rain.
>>3624657
She must be quite the shut-in then.
>>3624657
Oh, you're a magic user?
I never woulda guessed from that scythe you've got!
What kind of magic?
>>3624672
Huh?
Why would you think that?
>>3624665
What're you d-
>Dies
expire
>>3624628
It's a trade! If there's one thing I'm good at, and there's more than one, then it's being a very pretty lady!
>>3624674
It's fine if it's my dad! Or grandma! I wouldn't just let any random pedo fan do it, I'm not easy like Mikan!
>>3624696
>I use it ironically a lot
>>3624641
Hey those were mine!
>>3624654
These nuts?
>>3624630
>leave a hole for your mistress to fill with someone even more qualified.
now I'm horny
>>3624719
That cat is a qt
DIE! DIE! DIE!
>Reaper
>>3624699
You've bested me yet again, Otako. Looks like you're good at making other people miserable...
>>3624713
What are you saying? I'm not kissing anyone.
>>3624721
I don't think it's degrading at all!
I can move around really easily, and it's comfy too!
We should swap outfits for the day, wouldn't that be fun?
>>3624733
No, chestnuts!
>>3624665
Hello Eira.
>>3624722
>Dies too
I'm hiyoko. Can't you tell by how the UID doesn't increase when I post this? You can trust me. Leave Bolin alone.
>>3624721
No fair!
>Clings to
Get out the umbrella again!
>>3624735
>>3624754
fuck off reaper
