HG thread : NTR edition
>>3610235
Sure!
That's so nice of you, Anon!
>>3610236
Y-...
W-Well, y-..
Quiet, you.. B-Booger!
>>3610249
Why not go back to bed?
That's what I'd do!
Just grab a snack and hit the sack!
Haha!
>>3610255
Show me, show me!
I bet it's something super cool.
Is it how you lift heavy things?
I'm so excited!
>>3610289
>>3610289
This is not okay
>>3610289
This is why I hate dutch people
>>3610312
That's not a very nice name for me!
>>3610289
>>3610299(Uni)
Aren't stalkers supposed to be watching their prey from afar and not confronting them?
Where do I return you at? I want a better stalker. You're horrible.
>>3610289
>>3610253 (Schnaufer-chan)
Well that's no good! How are you supposed to hang around with friends without money? You need money to do anything nowadays!
>>3610288
I name ALL my tanks!
>>3610312
Sort of.
...Don't you dare tell a soul, alright?
>>3610289
>>3610289
>>3610289
Just... no...
>>3610289
I'm not okay with this...
>>3610246
I don't think so...
>He yawns.
>>3610255
That makes a bit more sense.
>>3610277
What's so good about it?
>>3610312
Well, I figured I'd drop in for a little bit. It's been a while.
>>3610356
This one had a nice ending
We're posting our cuckporn?
>>3610289
>NTR
>>3610369
I only have this crop from it, no idea what it is or anything.
>>3610289
>>3610373
>>3610376
Since when was it acceptable for a nigger's fetish to be put to paper?
>These faggots will never not have shit taste and make a mind-break thread.
>This thread X10
>>3610334
Well, you are!
You are a booger!
No, y-you're a..
A.. A goober!
A big fibber!
>>3610353
I promise!
I promise to infinity and a million, all the way to the moon and back!
I'll never tell anyone!
>>3610367
Oh, you've been here before? I haven't ever seen you!
My name's Makoto Nanaya, how about you?
>>3610383
Want a link? No pun intended
>>3610343
I warned you!
>Shoots his kneecaps
>tfw i just like vore and shit
>having a fetish
Degenerates.
>>3610406
Felarya avas when?
>>3610401
B-but
I was trying to help is all
Now I feel bad. Why are you being mean to me!?
>>3610414
Agreed.
>>3610414
>not having a fetish for fetishes
Live a little you pleb.
>>3610406
not literal shit, that stuffs nasty
>>3610414
My fetish is monster girls and vanilla
>>3610367
Eh? What makes you say that?
>>3610405
>he falls face first into Uni's chest that doesn't seem to exist
GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! S-STALKER'S AREN'T SUPPOSED TO HURT THE ONE'S THEY LOVE!
ngw
>>3610356
Fuck you.
BOLIN GO FUCK YOURSELF
>>3610176 (Soobaroo)
He ain' my lover! He's my Onii-chan you dumdum... like you know what that means don'tcha?
>>3610216 (Flyin' Eagle)
I ain' the one bein' bullied. I am the one bullyin' ya dumdum!
>She looks up to th' Eagle
Why are they bullyin' you though... You're a king 'n all that stuff! If anythin' they should be showin' respect, shouldn't they?
>>3610424
What about your shrunken girl fetish, iiya?
>>3610424
>>3610414
Second.
We should favor all kinds of women, not the ones that fit us personally.
>>3610367
Eh. It gets weirder since it chances on your perception of time, apparently.
>>3610199
>>3610363
I don't remember you going so enthusiastic last time.
>>3610401
>She gets up uncomfortably close, seeming surprisingly intimidating for her scrawny size
I'm serious.
>>3610414
Could at least have the courtesy to keep it to themselves.
>>3610403
(No thank you. Though it may amuse you to realize two things)
(A. You're talking to me)
(B. I didn't realize that was Link)
>>3610387
They're hot though
>>3610423
You're telling everybody I'd ever have lewd thoughts before marriage!
That's mean!
First 36
>>3610438
>Slams his face into the pavement
I DON'T LOVE YOU!
>>3610451
Yeah, yeah, you keep telling yourself that. I can see past this facade you're keeping up. I'm good at looking past this kind of thing.
>>3610470
Natsuki Subaru
Daily reminder you are part of the most cancerous community on 4chan, looked down upon by even furfags and horsefuckers but lol ur just having fun with ur friends rite u mad bro?
>>3610401
William Batson. But everyone just calls me Billy.
>>3610438
Sun starts coming up pretty early this time of year. I mean, it might be early-early, like 2 AM, but not something like 6.
>>3610460
Not the weirdest thing I've seen. Even here. What's your name?
>>3610470
Akane-chan
>>3610470
Knuckles
>>3610466
>liking nigger shit
Is this an actual nigger?
>>3610465
Its a female version of link and yeah i guess thats kind of a coincidence
>>3610470
Angela Larrazabal
>>3610470
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>3610470
Misogi Kumagawa
>>3610468
I was trying to help you realize they weren't bad, or abnormal. I didn't know you felt so strongly about it. I only wanted to help.
I'm sorry
>>3610470
The Real Guy, The Best Guy
>probably b8
>>3610471
Obviously. If you truly loved me you would be doing this stalker thing correctly.
>>3610470
Mikan Tsumiki
>>3610470
Charles Manson
Maria and Harusame
>>3610470
>>3610470
Silvio
>>3610470
Lelouch Lamperouge
>>3610470
Serenity
>>3610470
Rika
>>3610482
Rika, tank engineer. Weather's kinda weird about it, too.
>>3610470
Ringo Roadagain
>>3610470
Vic Viper
>>3610470
Makina Irisu
>>3610478
I ain' puttin' up a facade or anything. He's nothin' more than my Onii-chan... Geez... how hard is that to understand for some of you?
>>3610480
I always assumed that was diaper fur fags, but what do i know
>>3610451
I'm a bit of a joke, but by how many times I've gone done and saved my kingdom, ya'd think they gone and respected me a bit more. But it ain't all peaches an' cream after ya've stolen all their food once 'er twice.
Oh well, yer fightin' style is still pretty awful, all things considered.
>>3610470
King Dedede
>>3610470
Osamu Dazai
>>3610470
Billy Batson
>>3610470
Ririchiyo
>>3610470
The Beach Boys
>>3610470
Uni
>>3610470
Arthas
>>3610480
>implying furfags and horsefuckers can have valid opinions
Nice b8 m8 I r8 8/8
>>3610480
At the end of the day we're all in this terrible site so having tiers at that point is worthless
>>3610470
Oasis
>>3610470
Darth Vader
>good evening
>>3610470
Greed
>>3610344
You don't need money to sleep.
Which is what I am about to be doing, so... If you'll excuse me.
>>3610470
Minato
>>3610470
Sakata Gintoki
>>3610470
Iida Tenya
>>3610458
W-What are you on about?
>>3610459
I could not agree more with you. To discriminate is selfish.
>>3610482
2AM? I don't know what clock you're using, but mine says 10AM.
>>3610521
Apparently it's very hard, because you don't even understand your true feelings.
>>3610547
>whining noises
>>3610470
Late Elder Price
>>3610499
If course I'm not doing it right because I'm not doing it all!
At least you guys aren't this guy. His wife is banging his daddy in front of him.
>>3610570
AND AFTER ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>>3610578
His face is just the best.
>>3610470
Eila Ilmatar Juutilainen
>>3610554
Alright. Well see ya tomorrow Schnaufer! Sleep tight!
>>3610470
Shitty Wizard
>>3610578
BOLIN I WILL CUT YOUR FUCKING THROAT YOU FAT LITTLE IRISH CUNT FUCKING SHIT BITTCH AHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>3610547
fuck off montie
>>3610480
>Now that I think about it, I kinda see /vg/ the same as us in a way, we're all just here because we're obsessed with ONE GAME and we stick around for the generals of that ONE GAME just because we like being around each other and because we share common interests.
>Only difference is that we flood the board.
>>3610470
Makoto Nanaya
Late as always!
>>3610460
>She gulps and nods, pressing a hand to her heart.
I promise.
Really. I do.
>>3610482
Well, nice ta meet you, Billy!
You must've been tired to sleep all day!
>>3610496
>She sighs.
It's okay. I get that you were just trying to help me.
I still like you, Anon. I forgive you.
>>3610508
This is a problem
>>3610485
How about Reverse NTR?
>>3610567
We all know you want Aizawa to crawl all over your dick.
>>3610575
That's your problem though. If you want to be a stalker you'll have to do creepy things and make me feel uncomfortable. So far all you're doing is making me feel disappointment.
>>3610578
>He's not a tribute on the 36 games
One job
>>3610578
>>3610589
>>3610604
You still hurt my feelings too, you know.
>>3610460
I thought it over and decided it was fine.
>>3610246 (Tracksuit+)
And you punched her.
>>3610602
Those are some impressive mental gymnastics to justify us being a pack of cancerous kids on le 4chans
>>3610517
That's pretty clear on my end. Really humid though.
>>3610480
>I'm sure we'd be less hated in comparison to the rest of the planet. Score one for us?
>>3610569
Your clock must be wrong. It's pitch black out right now.
>>3610604
I have a...
>He looks nervous.
A summer job! A very, very bust summer job.
>>3610646
>us
I'm on a whole 'nother tier compared to you, lad. Kill yourself.
>>3610602
HG flooding the board is a meme, it actually only takes about a 5th of the entire board.
>>3610637
Well, sorry, but you hurt mine too!
It's only fair!
>>3610653
Hooh!
Those're hard. I totally understand.
Sorry to hear that. But at least you're making money, right?
>>3610646
>I should get paid for this shit.
>>3610668
But you meant to hurt mine, and I apologized!
Weezer and PatD were pretty good.
How is everyone today?
kek
>>3610618
That would hurt terribly. She is short, but she is by no means a dwarf.
>>3610675
>gives Dededollars
>>3610618
so giantess is if she's big, so what would that be called? reverse giantess? inchling?
>>3610661
>That seems like an incredibly petty reason to kill myself.
>>3610639
But it was all apart of our plan that we both made all by ourselves! I'm mighty proud of her, actually. She took it like a champ.
>>3610653
You sure about that? It seems really bright to me. Maybe you're going blind?
>>3610666
We use to back when trash was first made but then more and more degenerates got sent down the chute. Inccluding erp
>>3610470
Abyssal admiral
>>3610687
But you don't deny it.
>>3610604
>She sighs softly, before backing up
...Fine. Remember that thing that scared you off from your death-hug?
>>3610653
Hot and dry...what about you?
>>3610639
You probably need permission from your creators or whatever too, you know.
>>3610666
This is what HGfags actually believe. Constantly posting every single stupid thought that pops into one's head isn't a meme, it's cancer.
Remember when Shouko cucked Yuuji with some fat fuck? Good times.
>>3610526
So that's why they are hatin' on you! You've stolen their food 'n stuff! Y'know that ain' th' best way to make friends or make people like you, dumdum. I'm just someone who has been taught that to stay on a long range... cause well... I just ain' th' best in close range combat.
>>3610569
But my true feelings are that he's nothin' more than my Onii-chan. Of course I would end up carin' for him, that's obvious now ain' it?
>>3610676
I just apologized too!
>>3610702
No, 'cause it was just a normal hug.
It was a love hug.
If you mean the love hug, then yes.
>>3610680
Weezer couldn't put on a bad show if they tried.
>>3610711
Bolin you cancerous shitter, fucking stop, actually better idea, fucking kill yourself.
>>3610696
I doubt this... A lot.
>>3610702
They don't mind, I mean I've had my arm chopped off twice.
>>3610724
Oh, my bad, I missed it! Oops.
>>3610620
I don't want to stalk anyone!! If I was going to you'd be the last person!
>>3610731
>stop shitposting so there's more room for the anime girl circlejerk!
>getting this le mad
top kek
>>3610666
>Agreed, but only to a certain extent.
>>3610691
Thanks, pal.
>>3610712
Then ya get good at the art of combat, it ain't that hard ya know.
Reminder to read your book daily!
>>3610668
Yeah...money.
>>3610696
I'm pretty sure I'm not going blind.
>>3610702
It's probably why I woke up. It sucks having to sleep in this weather.
>>3610701
I'm denying it right now. Having her large body mass on my crotch would just be torture.
>>3610712
Man, you're no fun. I'm trying to tease you, and you keep coming back with stupid logic and reasoning.
>>3610736
This is why you need to ask her yourself. She has short brown twin-tails and looks like a kid.
>>3610748
Even when compared to that screwball that talks all cool like?
>>3610755
「Of course! I just picked up this porn magazine yesterday! I'm sure it'll last for a week at least!」
>>3610742
That's fine!
Hope we can stay friends, Anon!
>>3610756
Hm?
You are making money at your job, aren't you?
>>3610749
>anime girl circlejerk
Would you like some fries with that salt?
>>3610785
Of course we can! You're chipper, and generally enjoyable.
>>3610777
Who?
>>3610709
>eight threads
>flooding the board
This is what furfags actually believe.
>>3610755
I'm reading it right now!
>>3610756
That's something a blind guy would say as he's going blind. You might want to see an eye doctor soon before it gets worse.
>>3610724
...You know what I mean.
>>3610736
Yeah, but replaced by the normal sort of it, or just slapped back on.
>>3610755
Religion's not my thing.
>>3610756
I'm already roasting in the heat....This is why I install AC on all my tanks. You got a name, then?
>>3610693
>Inchling
Dude, even krillin is a fucking cuck.
>>3610778
>>3610803
This guy.
>>3610785
>gives nuts
>>3610751
Are ya sayin' that my toys ain' effective enough in here?
>>3610777
You should've me that! I would've been playin' along if I knew... It would've been somethin' even a dumdum like you would enjoy.
>>3610827
Of course he is
>>3610725
Very true. The show was extremely entertaining and there wasn't a moment where the hype died. I'd watch them again in a heartbeat.
>>3610776
Ok that's fine!
>>3610778
NOT THAT!
>>3610812
Thar's great!
>>3610813
Well that's fine!
>>3610827
>that shitty artstyle
Dude, woah
STOP POSTING THIS SHIT
>>3610831
「This guy? So she was a guy? I was right by the looks of it.」
>>3610827
>even going so far to insult based krillin
You better be happy in hell faggot.
>it's a Bolin is being cancer episode
Wasn't this on earlier?
>>3610827
>armpit hair
>those nipples
0/10
>>3610709
You see i dont get how furfags can hate other board spammers when their threadspammed an entire board to turn sfw. And even now theyre also with us in trash.
>>3610831
You said he talks "all cool like"
He doesn't, he talks like he has down syndrome.
>>3610484
>>3610777
Is she here right now? Or tell me when she is, because I don't really think she'd want to be punched.
>>3610813
Then that means it's totally fine if you fiddle with my arm.
>>3610822
Aizawa's tinier than that thing actually
>>3610858
「Too late. You never stated which book should I read, just that I shouldn't forget to read it.」
「It's not my fault that you're horrible at this.」
>>3610880
What board?
>>3610890
>Thanks for this.
>>3610886
It's Down's Syndrome, not down syndrome. Stop being uneducated, Nep.
>>3610813
I do, but you could still say it nicer.
You know I'm not gonna hurt you.
Anyways, what's the secret?
>>3610844
>She eats them directly from your hand.
Thanks, Anon!
>>3610797
What a relief!
I'm glad to hear it!
I like having as many friends as possible.
>>3610800
H-How can you be gentle when you have around 100lbs of woman on your crotch? That is like telling a bulldozer to be gentle.
>>3610902
>>3610870
At least he's not Cloud.
>>3610914
And another one. Good night.
>>3610847
It's not fun if you know I'm making fun of you! It would be a stupid skit that two idiots are putting on at that point!
>>3610858
But I don't really get this. Isn't this just Christianity?
>>3610867
You, guy! I'm talking about you and your plain look!
>>3610886
Uh...what? No, you just don't understand cool, because he sounds really cool.
>>3610896
She is, she is! I'm talking to her right now, actually!
>>3610829
>Yes but if we were to be considered a general, which we are at this point, and if we were outside of /trash/, we'd only be allowed to have one thread at a time, two if we're lucky.
>Those are the laws of the land.
>>3610847
They effective until ya run outta bullets or someone gone up and sneaks up behind ya.
>>3610946
>They made Tifa shit on him
Top rekt.
>>3610947
>Based
>>3610941
You can just hit her if she gets too rough.
>>3610907
>not knowing the vp war
>the war where gary oak was used as a Weapon of board destruction
>>3610926
Me too. Well, kind of. I like being on good terms with people, but true friends are very rare. I wish they weren't.
Spooky dead hours so soon eh
>>3610858
I'd say "Better than fine", myself.
>>3610896
Urgh...don't think about it, for the time being.
>>3610926
Like I said, do you remember that thing that got you to let go?
>>3610886
「...」
>>3610899
At least she doesn't have anything to make herself big.
>>3610975
I don't like Pokemons, I don't know what happened.
>>3610946
>>3610971
Are you implying Cloud could get Tifa in the first place?
>>3610829
Would be even less if Mii Swordfighter didn't bump threads
>>3610958
「Ahh! I see, but I don't remember allowing you to talk about me.」
>>3610858
Fantastic... Could you please, walk away?
>>3610916
Alright, whatever smartass
>>3610958
No, it sounds retarded.
>>3610986
>pretends to not notice him
>>3610902
You can just turn it off, well that's what Elder Mckinley says
>>3610958
Well it is but it follows another man name Joseph Smith which he finds golden plates which an angle made him find telling him how jesus came to america!
>>3610982
Oh really?
>>3610958
Isn't that like exactly the same we did when tryin' to trick Christie to like see you as th' hero or somethin'?
>>3610966
That's why you always find yourself a safe spot first dumdum! Y'know... just layin' there on top of a hill with everythin' bein' clear or just sittin' in a tree, it'll make alluva dumdums that try to catch up on you be visible from a longer range!
>>3610966
HG would still be cancer on /vg/ and probably banned on sight. /vg/'s bump limit is considerably higher than its image. Making new threads constantly so some autist doesn't get their feelings hurt because they couldn't put their avatar in would not fly anywhere but the /trash/can.
>>3610987
Maybe she would like a cake
>>3610958
Who..? You're talking to a couple of people.
>>3610982
Well alright, but did you call that girl you needed to help you?
>>3611029
「That didn't hurt at all, but the fact that you acknowledged my existence for a second made feel really...happy..? No, disgusted.」
>>3611022
he used to be based as Ganon
>>3610977
You'll find em eventually, Anon.
I know you will. Just keep being yourself and you'll find lots of friends!
>>3610982
Yep!
The ghosty thing!
What about it?
>>3611030
>sets a book of mormon on fire
>uses it to light a cigar
>>3611065
I have some, but close ones? Close ones take a long time.
>>3610975
Fuck I think I remember that shit. Now I'm thinking about Goodra poster autistically dodging the filter set up on /vp/.
>>3611006
In the times when the pokemon board was nsfw a growing hatred emerged between furfaggots and waifufaggots.
when war broke out the furries spammed porn onto all vp threads whilst the waifulovers retaliated by spamming those threads with pictures of garyoak used as a nuke or bomb.
It got SO out of hand moot decided to ban both and turn vp into a sfw board.
>>3611030
「How do you turn off a book? I mean I can close it, but why would I do such a horrible thing?」
>>3611059
>eye twitches
>Keeps trying to ignore him
>>3611042
Is that why ya got so many wins in this here arena in yer belt now?
>>3611049
>I'm not saying it wouldn't not get banned on /vg/, I'm just comparing it to generals... In general.
>>3611097
>Furries can be the worst, really.
>>3611024
I have to get your permission to mention you? Ah, I see. You must be someone important then. Sorry for talking about you.
>>3611029
You know what else is retarded? Your stalking attempts.
>>3611030
Jesus comes to America? Are you sure you guys aren't reading Jojo or something? This sounds like Steel Ball Run to me.
>>3611042
That's different. See, the plan there was genius, but this plan to have a scripted time to make fun of each other isn't. It's flat out dumb.
>>3611056
The one that keeps calling people dumdums!
>>3611072
B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-BULLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>3611098
I wish moot would come back.
>>3611072
Uh what are you doing?
>>3611099
No I mean turning off your sexual urges to looking at dirty magazines
>>3610973
That is just degenerate. Abuse is against the rules and my honor.
>>3611030
Mankind relies on faith when they can get along perfectly well under just their own power!
>>3611056
Well..."need". Just want her around for...security purposes. And not yet.
>>3611065
...Don't find it...strange, that it vanished as soon as you let me go?
>>3611117
Everyone can be the worst when they identify as a group like that.
>>3611082
Plenty of close ones!
Just make sure you keep being yourself!
>>3611125
Who's a bully?
I'll beat em up!
I heard you guys throwing my name around, so I decided to come out of hiding.
So, would any of you happen to know where a girl like me can scrounge up some easy cash? I'm feeling barbecue tonight.
>>3611145
Hmm..
Now that I think about it, yeah!
What was it?
Some kind of spirit? A defense mechanerism?
>>3611072
Why is he lighting a cigar like that?
You hold it over the flame and let it ignite separately
>>3611131
Mootwo Hiro-shima is already in my good books for making this board.
>>3611122
Non-existent things can't be retarded, idiot!
>>3611125
And what are you gonna do about it, geek?
>>3611133
My lighter's broken. Say, got any booze on ya?
>>3611107
「Ohh I almost forgot. Why would I even try to talk to a guy?」
>>3611122
「No. I think I'm the most irrelevant existence in the entire world. I just don't like when people talk about me like that.」
「It's really rude, you know?」
>>3611133
「But that's boring and I have nothing else to do in class, but to read these.」
It's a me, Yamato. Everything hurts~
>>3611154
I can't help but be myself, don't worry about that.
>>3611176
Why HG is banned?
>Vermont weather fucking sucks.
>>3610785
It's more a community service type thing. Though a lot of people help me out when they can.
>>3610812
Fine, I'll see an eye doctor. But I'm telling you, it's dark out.
>>3610813
Billy. Billy Batson.
>He extends his hand.
Nice to meet you.
helo it is i bowlin
>>3611117
Hey! I already got three of them in this short time! I ain' just some dumdum...
>>3611122
Th' plan ended up failin' miserably though... Don'tcha think we messed up somewhere? I think the punch went a lil' bit too far and Christie didn't seem to like it in th' slightest.
>>3611191
Did you end up in trouble again Onii-chan... or are the wounds of yesterday still hurtin'?
>>3611042
Excuse me for my intrusion Miss, but this sketchy guy in the tracksuit punched you the other day right? Was it planned?
>>3611122
Well you are a dumdum.. Haha.
>>3611145
You'd be fine if you trusted me with the secret, and then I could help!
>>3611191
「Do you want me to help out with that? I could remove the pain, permanently.」
>>3611178
All I'm saying is that you need to learn how to stalk someone properly! You can do it of you put your mind to it, you know!
>>3611186
I guess, but it should make you feel important. I know I'd feel good if people talked to me like that too, but I'm not as important as you are.
>>3611191
Hi Everything Hurts, I'm Subaru.
>>3611186
Why you little-
>Turns and smashes his face in
>>3611169
>throws gold brick
kill something with this and cook it
>>3611191
Hey Yamato. What's wrong? More specifically, why does everything hurt?
>>3611169
Why would anyone mention you? Who are you again?
>>3611221
I'd expect more than three from some sneaky girl with a powerful gun.
>>3611202
Mods don't like it anywhere. You don't even need to be an avafag as /v/ and /co/ games have proven time and again.
>>3611191
>Pushes into the ocean
>>3611198
>Fanfics written by someone who has no idea how vaginas or sex works
>>3611122
Oh yes we are sure!
>>3611145
Well that's man first thing to do. To believe on something powerful.
>>3611181
No, but why are you burning the book! It's a lighter!
>>3611186
Read the book of mormon then!
>>3611214
Don't beat yourself up too much. It's not your fault it's dark out...unless you were staring up at the sun for a long time.
>>3611221
I don't think it went far enough. We need to get more dangerous next time. How does riding a motorcycle off a cliff sound to you?
>>3611227
I don't find this very funny, Stingray. The truth hurts a lot.
>>3611265
>tfw waifu threads are still allowed on /b/
>>3611228
Got it!
>>3611181
>She runs over and hits you with a diving superman punch.
>She then proceeds to haul ass in the opposite direction.
>>3611194
Good!
Then you'll find plenty of friends, me first!
>>3611214
Oh, that's sweet.
What kinda community service?
