HGHOT thread
Previous thread >>3495549
THE HERO GETS FIRST POST~!
>>3496575
No, How about no? I like being a Demon, more importantly, I like being alive.
I might be a demon, but that doesn't mean I'm not people.
>>3496578
Why, thank you very much, anon, I feel a lot better.
>>3496590
You know, Ruling the world is a bit of a stretch, how about you run for congress?
There's a bunch of demons and super villains in that, its perfect really, you're basically ruling the world anyway.
>HGHOT
Would rather have no thread.
>>3496635
That's nice dear
>>3496631
But OP is first poster... It's actually kind of in the name..
So we've had a misunderstanding with a rachnera and chen fag now?
>>3496645
The only offensive thing in that picture is the theme.
>>3496641
Sigh... You know what I mean, darnit!
>>3496645
good riddance
>>3496644
no, i'll just leave.
i just came to say hello.
>>3496633
No, no, I'm talking about total world domination, not just one superpower. I mean, I already have my army of Jack Bots, all I need is Wu
>>3496651
>pets
>>3496582
And you're real good at implying things about people on the internet cause you're so far up your own ass to think you know me.
I'll take you seriously as soon as you post with one of your shitty avas, motherfucker.
>>3496651
Don't leave, just choose another ava
24 seem good?
>>3496651
Sorry about the rough start. Prickly pears this morning
>>3496633
Doesn't mean you're good people. How do I know you don't terrorize people?
>>3496647
You yelling at me America...? Do you wish to be detained?
>>3496662
Yes
>>3496665
Kaito?
>>3496662
If only it could be lesser.
>>3496665
Kaito.
>>3496662
You killing yourself seems good. But sure, 24.
>>3496662
Yep
>>3496662
I don't see why not.
>>3496651
>If you've an interest in it, this >>3496660 is a perfectly valid option
>Or you could maybe talk with our Chen about it when they're online.
>If not, though, sorry we were all so hostile, we get irritable at times and you dropped right in to the middle of it all.
>>3496662
Yep!
>>3496665
Wait, that's cheating! You can't arrest a nation, and I was just joking! Mercy!
>>3496666
Satan has spoken
>>3496673
>Forgot picture
>reeee
>>3496673
Well if you're good people, then I guess it wouldn't hurt to take a job from you. You got anything you need done? I take any job and will get it done every time.
>>3496668
Yeah?
>>3496669
Yes Rammy?
>>3496677
You're going away for a long time.
>>3496659
Like clockwork. It's too easy.
>>3496692
I wasn't sure it was you.
But now that I am
>Hug
24 it is, will be making a mid thread entry soon.
>>3496694
Go sort out your daddy issues.
>>3496692
I see your arm is repaired.
>>3496688
Not really no, I'm pretty dry on jobs right now...mostly because I don't have a job myself...well, yet.
>>3496699
>kissu
>>3496679
Nice upper legs.
>>3496692
Look, a cat! Cute, inni--
>He passes it to you, running
>>3496702
Well do you know anyone who needs a hand? I'm strapped for cash and my rent is way overdue.
>>3496673
How do you know my name? Have we talked before?
6th official cyborg games
first 23
SleepingJack
>>3496722
>>3496722
Melleau
>>3496722
Gintoki
>>3496722
Ramlethal Valentine
>>3496722
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>3496722
Eggman-kun
>>3496722
Kneesocks
>>3496705
Yes, anon, I know I have nice legs, I do work out after all.
>>3496710
...I-I'm in the exact same boat.
>>3496712
I have files on most everybody here, you included.
>>3496722
Kagari Akko
>>3496722
Ririchiyo
>>3496722
Rika
>>3496722
Paladin
>>3496722
Jack Spicer
>>3496722
Usami Sumireko
>>3496697
Ah, sorry, I was just wearing my secret police uniform.
>Hug.
>>3496701
Of course is it... Oh Oh! And and!
>Clearly holding something behind my back.
>>3496706
Do you really think you can outrun an android?
>>3496722
King Kaito the bunny
>>3496722
Alfred Jones the Hero
>>3496722
This fucking penguin
>>3496722
Golden knight Garo
>>3496722
Ram's bff
>>3496722
Waifufag cancer
>>3496722
Hang on Mahaa
>>3496722
Gekomon
>>3496700
Don't have them.
>>3496722
This girl
>>3496722
Spike
>>3496738
Heh, you crazy sometimes. Goodnight, Kaito. Thanks for the hug
>>3496722
Yukine
>>3496738
I CAN BELIEVE, DAMN IT
>Still running. Funnily enough, he can't last a minute before dropping to his knees, wheezing.
>>3496738
What? Wait. You did not...
>>3496730
That's actually... kind of creepy. Where do you get your information?
>>3496753
Swapped you in over steam, peace
>>3496722
Tanaka the Forbidden One
>Speeds into the thread at MAHAAAA speed
>Blazing a trail behind me
Why is this thread so dead? It's only the middle of the night.
>>3496722
Corvo Attano
>>3496764
...Presumably because of the "dead of night" thing, actually.
>>3496762
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>3496730
What's your secret, ruru-chan?
>>3496751
Oh, you're off to bed? Well alright I hope you sleep well, and don't worry about it.
>>3496754
>Walks over to him while holding the cat.
You're getting extra time for that.
>>3496755
>My smile grows larger.
Hmm..? I don't know what you're talking about...
>>3496771
Can I lewd vampires yet?
Alright roster check.
Yukine has been swapped out for Slumberjack as per request.
>>3496771
World may never know
>>3496759
Well that's easy really, I just look your name up In the Archives of Hell, easy as that really.
>>3496773
Nothing, I don't have a secret.
>>3496776
NO YOU CAN ONLY KILL YOURSELF TO SAVE THE WORLD
>>3496775
*wheeze* Can I have a fine instead? I have the... Money...
>Loads upon loads of wheezing. I'm suprised this guy hasn't had a heart attack yet.
>>3496778
Looks good
>>3496778
YEAH FIRST IN BABY I'M THE BEST
>>3496779
I KNOW NOW IDIOT >>3496778
GET FUCKED
>>3496783
I bet you don't got any files on me.
>>3496775
Kaito...
You are making me excited.
>>3496778
Proceed.
>>3496778
Being late was part of my plan anyway...Main characters are supposed to arrive late to make their entrance even grander!
>>3496778
Looks good
>>3496783
Archives of Hell? That's a thing? And it can let you find out things about people from other dimensions?
>>3496786
Can I atleast have a vampire doujin?
>>3496796
YEAH FUCKING EXCITED
>>3496778
Let's get this show on the road.
>>3496795
>Kneesocks takes out a little small black book and flips through it
>She stops on a page and pushes her finger against it
Sakata Gintoki, right?
>>3496800
Of course it does, how would I know about you without that kind of feature?
>>3496778
If there is still time.
>>3496727
>>3496763
>>3496808
NO. YOU GET NOTHING
NOT EVEN ANOTHER CAPS LOCK PRESS
>>3496783
So you are sexy by default? Nice.
>>3496814
So you know my name. That's nothing.
>>3496814
How the hell can it look between dimensions? What kind of magic or tech lets it manage that?
>>3496820
I don't need your pity, woman. Keep it and die in there the way you were intended to.
>>3496790
Oh... How about payment in your head? Like let me cut it off! Just kidding.
>>3496796
I have no Idea why that would be..
>Casually pulls a fairly hefty looking chainsaw out from behind my back.
Unless it was this.
Apologies for the wait, had a little connection problem with BS
>>3496820
Sorry, should your entry win it will be a double winscreen.
>>3496834
Here, dude...
>He pulls out this banknote from his jacket.
Take it. It's worth a lot.
>>3496836
And I meant to post the BB there.
>>3496744
>>3496830
You're 24, a Samurai and the founder of the Yorozuya Gin-Chan, Correct?
>>3496826
...Well if you want to be blunt about it, Yes.
>>3496831
Dimensional Magic, obviously, It has files on literally everybody...think of it as Google, but with all your embarrassing baby photos.
>>3496825
Pick
>>3496849
now i got 1 reply, thanks
>>3496825
Your poison
>>3496832
I would be more convinced if you did not make a cry for help.
>>3496834
Kaito. You should have.
>>3496845
Later losers!
>>3496852
You mean like Google combined with a parent's Facebook?
>>3496861
@3496856
You don't deserve a (you)
>>3496870
That sounds about right, Yes.
>>3496874
you're just mad for telling the truth
>>3496845
I am waiting for this to hurt.
>>3496845
I got a baad feeling about this one.
>>3496841
>It's embarrassing that we get like that at times, honestly.
>Another note if anything is that we typically get called by whatever some prominent ava of ours might be.
>>3496879
I'm just meme.
>>3496872
You like futa eh?
>>3496836
>>3496845
YEAH SHOULD IT IN I'M THE FUCKING BEST
>>3496855
STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP OH SHIT
>>3496861
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>3496843
I'm a professional musician man, I make a lot... You can't bride me.
>>3496845
N-no! I hopped away!
>>3496864
I should have so I did, but remember... This is a 'gardening' tool... I don't want to know what you do with it.
>Hefts it up and holds it out for her.
>>3496890
This tea is pretty nice...
>>3496889
>>3496890
I'M EATING THIS ARM
>>3496877
Bahahaha! Oh, that's hilarious. What I wouldn't give for access to that information, though. It would be extremely useful in my endeavors
>>3496890
Will you all shut up? Fighting'll do nothing
>>3496882
thanks for being so cool and explicit with the newcomers.
i appreciate that.
>>3496894
It's futa on guy
>>3496900
You haven't sold your soul yet, right? cause I can get you access...for the obvious price, of course.
>>3496892
But I'm paying for my fine, though... I can't go to jail NOW.
>>3496892
*she takes it from him and begins cuddling it*
Of course. I will just use it for cleaning.
>>3496852
Speaking about embarrassng photos. Do i need to post ''those'' with your sister again?
>>3496905
>>3496890
Internet is being and incredibly slow prick so apologies in advance.
>>3496918
Sooo...you're from the outside world?
>>3496904
>Happy to help. I've been here like 7 months and I'm still considered new, myself.
>>3496913
How about you don't?
...Those were private anyway, how'd you even get those, how do I know they aren't fabricated?
>>3496922
FUCKING NEWFAGS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>3496926
Our American strength proves to be superior yet again!
>>3496908
Huh? Are you saying something?
>Already cuffing him.
>>3496911
You know how to use one right? I'm thinking maybe Urotsuki let you use her's maybe?
>>3496918
Man, this tea is still nice..
>>3496926
I'm just a harmless little bunny there's no way I could do that...
>>3496906
...What are the negative side effects of selling one's soul? Wait, no, I still want it... hmm... well, I overheard you earlier, you said you need a job, right? What if I hired you to be my assistant? A thousand bucks every two weeks, plus access to my workshop, and working with the greatest mortal mind in the world
>>3496926
Empty. Well, at least to me, it is
>>3496931
BRO STOP TYPING ALL CAPS
THAT'S LIKE MY THING BRO DON'T RUIN IT
LIKE BRO
BRO
>>3496926
SHIT
>>3496936
Darnit, I thought I would get out of it this time... So, what now?
>>3496940
Ah, this is better.
>>3496936
You are correct. We exchanged weapons in the middle of the match before. It was very effective.
>>3496938
FUCKING AVAFAGS
>>3496946
!!!
Yeah it is
>>3496937
As much as I like that offer, I'm a demon you see.
I may be more lenient, and even I'd dare say, nice at times compared to other demons, including my sister, but I still have a soul quota, you understand?
I'm afraid the Key to the Hells Archives requires a soul, I couldn't give it away for a simple job offer anyway, its to important.
Please don't take it the wrong way though, its just business.
>>3496950
PEPE BRO
BRO
PEPE
BRO PEPE
I NEED YOU TO CALM BRO
BRO
>>3496958
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
GET OUT OF MY BOARD! GET OUT GET OUT!
>>3496940
Again, I have to repair the Morph Bot. It breaks down every three weeks. Damn it
>>3496955
Your loss. Have fun begging for a job elsewhere
>>3496943
You go into the corner for your time-out!
>>3496949
Well there is a thing about chainsaws, it's good to stay on the side that the guard is on, because bones might splinter off and become projectiles and... Did I say bones? I meant sticks...
>>3496951
Huh? What do you mean?
>>3496966
I can't feel pain, I'm a robot.. But you could hurt me mentally I suppose.
>>3496966
Skills from the Middle East still retain their usefulness here, it seems.
>>3496966
Oh shit...
>>3496962
It's your loss for not wanting all the information in the omniverse anyway...I'd even say it's worth a soul, if not more, just for the boundless amounts of Knowelge about your enemies, and their enemies, and their enemies enemies.
Oh well, that's your decision and I'll respect it.
>>3496974
>Knowelge
>I-I meant Knowledge
>I'm starting to think bed isn't that bad of an idea
>>3496970
N-nothing.
>>3496970
NO. NO, PLEASE, NO. ANYTHING BUT THAT. IF YOU MAKE ME GO THERE, I MIGHT DO SOMETHING I'LL REGRET...
>>3496961
LIKE BRO
BRO BRO BRO
BRO LIKE BRO
>>3496978
Only improve my tank by...oh, hell, it's better than nothing.
>>3496927
Who do you think gave them to me? ~
>>3496977
Well alright..?
>>3496978
I don't even know her name.. I-I don't think she has one...
>>3496979
Do you want another five minutes?
>>3496986
I don't think you're allowed in Rika...
>>3496970
Thank you but I am sure I could handle any sticks that try to pierce me. This will make gardening more fun.
>>3496988
Fine!
>He crosses his arms. What a baby. And to think this guy ended World War Two...
>>3496987
M-My sister? Oh sweet unmerciful Beelzebub, someone's going to need punishing!
>>3496988
You know exactly what you're doing! Teasing me like that.
>>3496986
>>3496988
Hey, I only look the part....This makes for like the third time this game.
>>3496974
Wait... I have an idea. There's this evil spirit named Sibini. And evil little spirit with a thing for possesion. If he were ever to escape, he'd throw a monkey wrench into my plans. So tell you what. If I were to steal the Mosaic Scale Shen Gong Wu, break it open, and let you take the nuisance's soul, would that be payment enough? Plus I'll throw in that job offer, just to sweeten the pot
>>3497014
Neither of these can even talk.
>>3497008
...How strong is it, how big would you say its soul is?
A single soul of a godlike entity can do wonders down here in hell.
>>3496989
That was a prop, well a working prop that was made for us because of a song one of my siblings sang, mine is probably the most heavy duty, I'm the biggest out of all of us after all... Well at least in the main group.. anyway what I'm saying is there's only one of those so don't go breaking it..
>>3496995
Hmph... Why even start the fight then?
>>3497001
Teasing? What are you talking about? My coat and shirt were getting in the way.
>>3497002
Haha.. It's alright, you can have soda while struggling to reach the counter...
>>3497014
Ah.. Thank you, just send the bill to Crypton alright?
>>3497025
His soul is strong enough to overpower that of his possession victims, like he did with that hick, Clay. From what I can tell, he's able to use his own soul's strength to overpower any mortal host he inhabits. Way stronger than my soul, wouldn't you say?
>>3497031
G-gah. Do you even realize who you're showing off to right now? We usually talk like this, and did earlier today.
>>3497042
...I'm an idiot...!
>>3497031
Very. Funny. I've had plenty of sake before, you know.
>>3497034
what do you call a normal person?
>>3497043
That's a spectacular offer, I don't think it would be possible for me to say no to that...when you have that beings soul, the key-card is as good as yours.
>>3497042
Damn it, I was so close...
>>3497042
W-well then...
>>3497031
This is in good hands. I appreciate this. However this makes our relationship unbalanced.
>>3497051
They were both awful winners. Thank you for the opportunity.
>>3497042
>Oh, so that's how you avoid restarting the game.
>>3497051
Even a fairy's stronger than a butterfly.
>>3497051
Congrats.
>>3497057
Placements.
>>3497056
I honestly forgot about the game restart event...
>>3497057
yay
>>3497045
>I thought you had fun bothering people who overreact, think of it as karma haha..
Match is over for me, shirt and coat back on.
>>3497046
I bet you're a lightweight.
>>3497052
It's a gift, it's not a loan, so don't worry about it Rammy.
>>3497057
This is sad....
Thank you for hosting! I got pretty far I think...
>>3497062
Congrats to the winner, and thanks for hosting!
>>3497062
And their winscreen.
>>3497054
>>3497068
No problem.
>>3497062
Congrats and thank you for hosting.
>>3497071
I need to go to bed...
>>3497062
>Well, that could've been awkward.
>>3497068
I can handle it perfectly fine!
...Last time I had any I bashed a god's head in to win, here.
>>3497057
Congrats, then. And thanks for the show.
>>3497071
>>3497076
You're welcome
>>3497076
Also, didn't you say you were going to take a different character.
>>3497068
Fair.
>Hugs
For real this time, goodnight
>>3497077
Gimme your name first.
>>3497080
No problem.
>>3497048
Excellent
>>3497073
shipgirls aren't cyborgs
they are anthroborgs
>>3497081
What are you talking about?
>>3497087
What? I didn't use any shipgirls in the winscreen.
>>3497068
I still feel I should give you something back.
>>3497084
Alfred Jones, ma'am! I'm also known as America!
>>3497087
>I believe those are elements. As in the periodic table.
>>3497093
Filename.
>>3497086
You better be a man of your word, Jack.
Hell seriously needs a god-soul right about now, why, last time we had a god-soul we almost completely destroyed Heaven!
That soul could be used for glorious retribution!
>>3497102
I didn't rename the newer files.
>>3497098
Ah, thanks. Can I get your picture too or something? Official Space Patrol protocol and stuff.
>>3497080
That doesn't sound like handling it...
>>3497082
>Hugs back.
Seriously though, goodnight.
>>3497096
You already know something I would like, but I think that's out of everyones control.. So don't worry about it.
>>3497112
I like to think of it as giving me the opportunity to win.
>>3497109
Gladly!
>>3497057
Congratulations, I guess
>>3497062
Thanks for hosting, Maria
>>3497112
Hmmm
Is there something I could take care of for you?
>>3497106
Almost, get rekt loser
>>3497120
Comp died and won't recharge
>>3497107
>Newer
That image you've had for an incredibly long time.
>>3497113
One of them is an element of the periodic table mate, left is mercury and the one to the right is an android.
>>3497120
No problem.
>>3497106
Do I look like that bitch Wuya? For something this important, I couldn't even think about trying to cheat you
>>3497127
bitch you don't know shit
ship girl disguised a dick
now it's here
so suck my nuts
>>3497126
I literally came back 5 seconds later.
>>3497132
>>3497119
Say space cheese.
>>3497124
THAT'S BECAUSE YOU CHEATED, YOU FUCKI-...
>Kneesocks takes a deep breath and adjusts her glasses
Whatever, losing is not an option I will ever accept again.
>>3497129
I'll hold you to that, Jack.
>>3497132
Alright come on, eat a Snickers mate.
>>3497141
no I got shit to do
>>3497116
A performance enhancer? That sounds bad.
>Hey you wanted this right? I think... here it is anyway, lambda astraled by Amane... Sorry about the bad quality.
>>3497122
Haha.. No, but remember that thing I asked you about, about what kind of gift to get a happy person? Just remember that I suppose.
>Kaito.
>>3497146
JUST EAT THE FUCKING SNICKERS BEFORE I FORCE IT DOWN YOUR THROAT MAKING YOU GAG.
>>3497140
Now, I have a magical box to steal. I'll be back with it soon enough
>>3497146
Like sucking dick?
>>3497151
>>3497153
I look forward to our business together, Jack.
The Archives will not disappoint, I promise.
>>3497151
hot :3
>>3497151
that's pretty gay
>>3497139
SPACE CHEESE~!
>>3497140
Just because you dont accept it, doesnt mean it wont happen every single time
Sounds to me like a case of denial
>>3497149
Well, the term is "liquid courage", isn't it? Then again, I'm just proud I somehow managed to kill a god, and outside of my tank, at that.
>>3497149
Nothing?
>>3497158
Yeah what?
>>3497161
Should I steal one of LD's lava dildos and make it "hotter"?
>>3497162
Perfect for you then~
>>3497165
>Takes the picture.
Oooh, that's niiice.
>>3497173
I thought that bitch fucked off. Don't tell me they didn't.
>>3497173
You should tie me down and rape me.
>>3497173
No. I'm not even gay on the slightest
We need a host?
>>3497188
We all know you'd fuck Yukine.
>>3497169
But that's the arenas doing most likely...
>>3497172
Haha, yeah lets go with that.
>>3497180
Still there, saw them trying to play Marceline from Adventure time.
>>3497184
no deal.
>>3497188
Do I need to show you a little thing called the internet?
>>3497192
If you wouldn't mind it'd be nice.
