HG Thread
>>3418049
>>3418059
Thank you for hosting.
>>3418203
Well I did give him sentience to end my feud with the whore forest witch so I could turn the entire world into a swamp.
>>3418098
As a skeleton? Not only just as a skeleton, but as a lord of death! Its my job to ensure the natural cycle of death occurs, and this very arena nullifys my purpose! Perplexing to say the least.
>>3418108
Jevel? What? What are you going on about, human?
>>3418110
Keh! Carry on then!
>>3418121
Which is why fat girls need to be exterminated! I can only imagine their skeletons screaming for freedom once the fat decays....
>>3418188
W-What tears? I-I don't have any tears!
>>3418204
>Looks at Hundred Knight
...Does this creature has any sort of... brain?
>>3418064
>Nice one there commander. Congratz.
>>3418225
>scratches near ear
Who's a cutie
>>3418227
You just wiped them away, your eyes are still red.
>>3418225
That's right! Let's kill her and send her to hell! We gotta tie her up and make sure she suffers before you send the final blow!
>>3418204
You'd think a girl would look ugly for being a swamp thing, but you're surprisingly less ogreish than I thought you'd be.
Slap me daddy~
>>3418224
W-What? Why would you want to do that?
Hikari more like Hikkiari
>>3418231
Just another win for the Inkvasion Force. It feels really nice winnink right after you got rigged ~de geso.
>>3418204
>>3418224
More like "slowed, if not frozen". And you're the one who called me 'little girl'.
>>3418203
>>3418243
She was an utter pushover is all, with a single, unwavering goal they focused on, to the point where they finally grew some backbone, is all.
>>3418242
>slaps you
>Daddy
>>3418242
>cums on face
>>3418242
>not saying daddy give me cummies
Here's another thing I just drew
>>3418249
Don't fool yourself, you got humiliated fair and square.
>>3417817
Am I really kind or is this sarcasm?
>>3418228
Of course it has some intelligence. It can answer questions and commands. It can even ask questions itself.
>>3418240
Cause I'm a beautiful woman you dip shit. Just because I cast some magic doesn't mean my skins going to wrinkle and fall from my bones.
>>3418243
Cause I'm the Swamp Witch. I want the entire world to be a swamp because then everyone can experience the joys and strength the swamp gives.
>>3418250
Of course why not.
>>3418102
>>3418117
>disintegrated ash is scattered by the wind and gets into your lung
>you suffocate and die
Now we're even
I'm also taking drawfag requests of Hunger Games Moments you want me to draw.
>>3418250
Oh... Hopefully I'll get one if I just keep at it here.
>>3418235
I-I'll make your eyes red if you don't stop bringing it up! I had something in my eyes!
Oh, I just figured out that autocropper fucks up if you have 4chanX with reply notifications enabled.
So...yeah. If you didn't know, now you do.
>>3418270
Like I'd believe that ~de geso.
>>3418291
You can't make my eyes red. There's nothing sad enough to do that.
>>3418282
Beauty's very subjective, you know.
>>3418225
I see. But... don't you think this is much easier? I mean, you're watching people that should have been dead already.
>>3418282
Hmmm... then I got a question for it. How good is Metallia, Hundred Knight?
>>3418283
>ifunny
>>3417987
Please, animals aren't that scary, I didn't main anything, I just clawed it's head off when I tried to pet it.
>>3418285
>>3418285
pls let me live out my fantasy
>>3418285
>>3418309
You don't think I know that living in my beautiful swamp.
>>3418311
He can't actually answer questions to that degree. He's still a dumb bag of bricks who needs yes or no questions.
>>3418282
I-I really don't think everyone in your world would enjoy living in a swamp..
>>3418298
You are one of those abominations that only hear what they want to hear and think what they want to think. So be it.
>>3418332
>>3418285
>tfw have zero moments
As expected I guess
>>3418338
Then i'll rephrase is it. Hundred is Metallia good? Yes or no.
>>3418338
Now you're just bein' dumb. Swamps aren't beautiful, they're gross. Y'got all kinds of bugs and creepy things living in there.
>>3418283
>Blasters aren't capable of disintegration
>>3418282
"Why not" because I shouldn't be....
>>3418286
If even that pathetic woman could, I don't see why not.
>>3418285
>>3418358
>We actually have a drawfag now
Now I'll cap whatever events catch my eye.
>>3418302
>Raises hand
>>3418285
>
>>3418360
I have all the evidence I need ~de geso.
bring back the homestuck avas
>>3418377
>explodes instead
>arm flies towards your face
>ripped off bone pierces your eye
>you are now blind and fall down a cliff
>>3418377
Alright, I knew coming here wasn't a waste!
>tfw lost all of my caps
>>3418285
Please.
>>3418232
QUIT TOUCHING ME HUMAN
>>3418240
Oho! Finally a human with a instinct to kill around here! You have pretty useful ideas that could prove useful to me...
>>3418311
Normally I would say yes, but with death also comes skeletons...which I secretly harbor a collection of...but when this arena defys the laws of death, skin doesn't decay, and Papa Nito is left without a skeleton. Now, combine that all in a equation and you get a vey dissatisfyed skeleton sitting here, waiting for death to happen permanently.
Fuck you
>>3418285
>>3418420
no u
>>3418397
no
>>3418397
Did we ever have any besides Karkat?
>>3418285
>>3418397
B33 > Nah
>>3418357
Of course not. But that's just their bad and they'll have to suck it up.
>>3418371
>Little guy nods a bit before looking back up at Metallia
I feed the little bag of bricks and give it a place to rest after its done some fighting. Yeah I tell it to go do errands for me and killing the other bitches but whatever. I'll let it go after he kills the Forest whore.
>>3418375
It's not that bad when you tap into the strength of the swamp your worm, and none of the things are creepy if you've got even the slightest bit of courage in you.
>>3418377
Would you rather have aching bones and tits sagging to your knees?
>>3418393
>>3418413
If nothing else, it's decent for socialization.
>>3418419
I don't wanna kill people, but I hate that bitch Stocking more than anyone else I know.
>>3418420
I have no idea what fuck means, so I'll take that as a compliment.
>>3418285
THIS
>>3418419
>Cuddles
Cute
>>3418419
>Nods her head.
I think I understand your problems. Hmmm.... would I was able to get you skeletons in this place somehow. What then?
>>3418451
'Forest whore?' Would you mind telling me what that whole situation is about?
>>3418452
It'd be pretty sad if you got tossed by your own senpai!
>
>>3418491
>r-raises hand
>>3418451
N-No, those things that live in swamps for pretty damn scary. I don't know how some chick like you can deal with that crap. I thought you girls were supposed to be wusses.
>>3418451
Y-You can't just force that on other people!
>>3418453
Oh yeah, I've met a couple of nice people here already, but I think I've made at least one person mad at me...
>>3418487
I want to turn the world into one giant beautiful swamp so that I can go wherever I want.
>>3418285
All I've really capped of my avas in events is this and a bunch of things of Elly suffering.
I wonder why ___ left.
>>3418397
>urge to fag roxy rises
>>3418451
I'd rather have been stuck in the body of a grown woman instead of...THIS!
>>3418507
Let me guess, the pink-haired idiot?
>>3418527
>roxy
>not based rose
>>3418397
Nope, i will remain in this folder till someone decides to take over.
>>3418512
So you can't move your body around without the use of a swamp? Or am I missing something here?
>>3418498
>>3418420
>>3418536
No, not that guy. I'm talking about a guy wearing a purple jacket. He's got kind of a bowl cut?
>>3418504
Oi! What are you doing? I hope you're wiping your nose!
>>3418505
If you're afraid of a few little critters you've got a bigger problem when the poisonous fumes roll in.
>>3418507
Of course I can when I have the Hundred Knight destroying pillars so that my swamp can expand beyond it's borders.
>>3418536
Flip flop blop and drop. There's you floppy skin.
>>3418556
Your close enough. I can't leave my swamp. It's why I want to turn the entire world into one. Then I can go anywhere I want.
>>3418567
>finally have a chance to use this
>>3418540
>i don't want to butcher her character with my shitty RPing
>>3418562
Die
kamina please stop ignoring my friend requests
>>3418586
P-Poisonous fumes...?
>>3418586
What about the people? How would that survive a land that's just covered in swamp?
>>3418581
No, I-I'm going to hit you!
>slowly runs fist along senpai's cheek
...there!
>>3418567
Hates life with a passion?
>>3418586
There's a difference between "stuck at about 13" and "grown-ass person", and there's a difference between "grown-ass person" and "decrepit relic of life".
>>3418614
Okay
>>3418617
Of course. The hell did you think I was talking about when I mentioned the musky odor of the swamp.
>>3418625
Obviously they'd adapt... or get crushed for confining me within my swamp.
>>3418632
Well if you sudden sped back up to where you should be wouldn't you be a decrepit relic brat?
>yfw Kamina is in the thread right now
I've returned fleshlings!!!
I'm ready to take part of the figh-
Oh there are no games now.
>>3418586
No way, everyone's just gonna let that happen to their world, they're gonna team up and beat that Hundred Knight guy eventually if he keeps that up, because people can't live in swamps!
>>3418632
Yeah, he keeps putting himself down too and tries to make everyone depressed.
>>3418629
W-What have you done?
>>3418670
Yeah, we've been slow today.
>>3418673
Well that's those whores faults now isn't, and everyone's going to pay for their shitty decisions.
>>3418662
>>3418659
>Sighs
That's horrible, horrible idea. Won't you feel the gulit of killing everyone in your world?
>>3418670
It's been slow.
>>3418670
>offers pizza
>>3418677
I-I hit you!
But I made sure to be gentle, so senpai won't cry!
>>3418662
Holy fucking shit stop talking about this guy.
Better yet stop attentionwhoring, we know it's you dude.
You're trying too hard to attention whore anonymously to see if people will say nice or bad things about you.
It's pathetic, either fuck off for good or come back already.
>>3418659
No, I'd be a grown-ass woman!
>>3418670
Get comfy.
>>3418673
Yep, he's like that.
>>3418662
Who exactly is Kamina, sir?
>>3418733
>Kamina
>Fuck my internet
>>3417473
Response: Engi are what you would call "aliens".
Statement: Federation is government controlled by Humans. Federation at war with Rebellion.
>>3417489
Response: Scientific Research and Experimentation.
>>3417525
Response: Noted.
Statement: Engi will still collect data
>>3418670
Observation: Unknown lifeform detected. Machine but not Engi.
Query: What are you?
>>3418659
You should really stop eating food that'll make you gassy.
>>3418670
Did you see any of those boat girls yet?
helo it is i kamina
>>3418720
Nope. Not the slightest bit. Not a single one of them felt guilty confining me to such a small area to never explore the world.
>>3418738
You said you were far far older though.
>find jack and ringabell during the e3 sticky.
>Top kek
Should i dare to host an E3 only game there?
BOW DOWN
>>3418746
A person these folks won't stop talking about.
>>3418760
Then what about making friends?
>>3418759
impostor
>>3418662
>>3418670
>That's my face to that.
>>3418727
>looks you, than the Pizza, than back at you.
Scrap, what are you doing?!
>>3418738
Ah, there you are. I've been told you destroyed your tank again.
>>3418720
What slow?
>>3418757
No I did still not see them, boy.
>>3418770
>close enough
>>3418769
>I'm lurkink that thread too ~de geso.
>throws b8
>>3418769
By the time you've finished your game the E3 will be over.
>>3418732
I-Idiot idiot! You're not supposed to touch me in any form! Stop being stupid!
>>3418787
You'll see them eventually. They come outta nowhere like a bat outta hell.
>>3418757
I said the swamp you peanut brain.
>>3418777
I've got Visco and the Hundred Knight. Everyone else condemned me to my swamp and there all a bunch of shitty whores anyways.
>>3418794
Kek alright
Can someone else host it. E3 memes only.
First 24
>>3418701
It's not their fault that they can't live in swamps. And what decisions? Did everyone do something to you?
>>3418738
Hopefully I can avoid seeing him again.
>>3418755
Ohh, but wait, I'm not at war with anyone.
>>3418813
Fujiwara no Mokou
Stop fucking talking about me
>>3418813
Spike
>>3418808
>walks up and touches your skin
How come you're not slimy like all the other swamp things?
>>3418813
Kazuichi Souda
>>3418787
The games...
>>3418808
Try to get to know them, before you catch your judgement. There's always another side to people... just like you and me.
>>3418813
Chikane Himeyama
>>3418813
Engi
>>3418813
Metallia and the Hundred Knight
>>3418813
Vic Viper
>>3418813
Kanbara Akihito
>>3418813
Kuroyukihime
>>3418796
But you were rising your hand too!
>>3418813
Rika
>>3418769
>It was mentioned literally hours ago and I already forgot about E3. Wow.
>>3418813
Clawdia
>>3418787
Formulating human nourishment designated: Pizza, Lord Megatron.
>>3418813
Daenerys Targaryen
>>3418813
Emil Castagnier
Male
>>3418813
Squid Girl
>>3418813
Lord Beerus
>>3418813
Megatron
>>3418813
Reaper
>>3418813
Origami
>>3418813
Ulysses
>>3418813
Benny Goodman
>>3418813
Izzy
>>3418813
Ash Crimson
>>3418813
Quicksilver
>>3418817
Response: Not all Humans are at war with Rebellion. Some are neutral.
Query: Are you a non-Federation Human civilian?
>>3418813
Naoto Shirogane
>>3418813
Nikka Edvardine Katajainen
>>3418817
They made it so I could only travel within my swamp, and then set up pillars to stop the spreading of my swamp to trap me.
>>3418833
HA! If they were willing to talk in the first place I wouldn't have been trapped.
>>3418831
Cause I'm not a filthy creature I know how to take care of myself. Touch me again though and I'll rip off your Jimmy and turn it into a hat for a mouse wizard.
>Now traveling to Hanamura...
>>3418851
Wait, Soundwave what are you doing here?!
I've been trying to contact you for days!
Did you left the Nemesis as well?!
>>3418833
Soon i will do my own as well.
>laughs
>yea transformers game inc
>>3418804
At least they are cybertronian in size, right?
>>3418813
The Player
>>3418813
Gravelord Nito
>>3418907
There could be a reason as to why. Maybe... they fear your power?
>>3418916
>can't get past the chokepoint
>>3418813
Accel
>>3418929
Looks good.
>>3418907
>touches her again
>>3418891
Um, yeah, I'm not even from whatever world you're from.
>>3418907
Have you tried finding a way to make it so you can go places that isn't a swamp? I'm sure that'd make people a lot less likely to try killing you.
>>3418929
It looks fine. I'm ready when you are.
>>3418919
Nope! They all look like high school girls! It's kinda fascinating, actually.
>>3418929
Looks nice!
>>3418929
My district is very grim indeed.
>>3418916
>Walks past the giant gate
>Gets attacked by two Tobjorn turrets a Bastion and a Zarya
>Dies
Kys HG.
-/v/
>>3418813
Shalashasak
>>3418929
That's a big bot. That must mean its insides are big too...
>>3418929
Observation: District with armed Human.
Conclusion: District is acceptable. Proceed.
>>3418954
Response: Engi homeworld unknown. We reside in a collective area of space.
Statement: Human homeworld is in Federation space: known as "Earth".
>>3418787
Still out for repairs for the same reason I'd been on foot even beforehand, actually.
>>3418755
>She shifts about awkwardly, as if nervous, conspicuously tank-less
Might as well while you're stuck here, huh?
>>3418760
I said a "bit older". We're talking lower half of single digits.
>>3418817
If nothing else you could just ignore him, and he'd go away eventually.
>Sorry about the delay
>>3418969
Speak for yourself fagola
>>3418845
I can do that, you're under me! Remember?
>>3418927
Well.. another thing is I used a ring to travel outside the swamp before but that Forest bitch stole it and I want it back anyways.
>>3418929
Looks good, little guys got this.
>>3418950
>Punches you in the face and kicks you into some mud
>>3418954
Of course. I had a ring that the Forest bitch stole.
>>3418958
>sighs
You. Dissapointed me, boy.
>>3418998
I'm your Lord! I'll lead you to victory, by power!
>>3418984
Well, I don't live on any "Earth". I live on Sylvarant.
>>3418998
Time to get moving.
>>3418998
Assessment: Prevent Lanius from co-residing with Engi.
>>3419019
Response: Affirmative. Current Engi research here is likely incomplete. More data required for better analysis.
>>3419032
Response: Unknown planet to Engi.
Query: Does your colony posses FTL travel?
>>3419019
Yeah, but I don't want it to look like I'm running away from him like a coward or something.
>>3419029
Have you tried using that Hundred Knight to get it back?
>>3419021
That's not truueeee!
>>3418998
I need air! Though I lived mostly underwater and you look like one of them metal people, nonetheless we need to take the air of other worlds!
>>3419019
So three to four years older. You'd still be a child then.
>>3419062
Go get him little guy. I'm sure you can find something interesting hidden in that junk heap.
>>3419062
>>3419029
What means would you use to get it back? Brute force?
>>3419062
A-A baby!?
>>3419062
Wh-Why?
>>3419071
I haven't even heard of that, so no, I don't think so.
>>3419062
You want the good news or bad news first?
Fine, the good news, you're not a machine. The bad news you've just been anally probed. I need you to sign this waver before I can release you.
>>3419062
I bet on the winning one.
>>3419071
Frankly, with as varied as this place is, you'd about never run out of new things.
>>3419062
...Is this a monk's habit?
>>3419075
Frankly, he's just not worth the effort.
>>3419080
If you define "late teens" as a child, I guess.
>>3419075
Oh of course. He's going to kill the forest bitch and get my ring back and destroy the pillar anyway. Then I can release his contract and go destroy the pillars myself once I've got my ring back.
>>3419086
Of course. Murdering that whore so I can get my ring back is top priority. Then the little guy can go do whatever he wants. All that aside, this place isn't necessarily a swamp, but it seems to be working out.
I quit.
>>3419019
This Arena is very strange. With that very strange woman with that giant hat.
>>3419089
Boy, i feel your pain.
>>3419118
This is my curse...
>>3419123
Same. I'm out as well.
>>3419123
i'll join
>Cody
>>3419123
See you tomorrow.
>>3419077
How many times are we going to go over this until it sticks in your head? Should I just put a sticky note saying "I am your senpai" on your forehead?
>>3419118
But look on the bright side, atleast your book didn't make me into some monster.
>>3419114
Well. Your face and body don't show it at all. So if you think four years would help you at all I applaud you for hoping your a late bloomer.
>>3419118
Go. Handle it hundred knight.
>>3419080
>>3419083
>>3419089
Observation: Human with unknown origin. Planet is not FTL capable.
Conclusion: More analysis needed.
Request: Describe this planet "Sylvarant".
>>3419114
Comment: Engi will not complete research of this area within the near future then.
Assessment: More efforts required.
>>3419118
Comment: Engi is capable of being alone. External caring not required.
>>3419118
Rika? You didn't tell me you can sabotage fleshlings as well.
To the Arcade!
>>3419123
>>3419118
>>3419127
....I hate this place sometimes.
>>3419126
That's magicians for you, they wear those almost to an individual.
>>3419137
I've always been short, alright!?
what's with all the goddamn robots? did i walk into a fuckin' robot support convention?
>>3419135
Do it!
>>3419145
That's a fair statement, yeah.
>>3419154
What, all two of them?
>>3419154
Where i go, my decepticons will follow!
>>3419137
>>3419080
Get this thing out of me!!!
Not the way you get it in!
>>3419144
No the bitch stole my ring because she and had a personal grudge against me from the start.
>>3419150
I meant your chest, but your probably a bit taller than me if I stop standing on these little guys or my broom stick.
>>3419154
Fuck, fine. Give me a moment. I guess I'll be the one to remove 'em
good god the EA e3 is so bad right now
>>3419148
Lenny.
>>3419186
BUY OUR SPORTS GAMES
>>3419164
Okay, find me a sticky note and something to write with and I will!
>>3419171
My fusion cannon will destroy everything in my way!
>>3419173
Oh look at that, it he found some ABC Gum and a new rusty sword. My, my junk heap you need clean yourself up.
>>3419186
tell us because I'm not going in there
>>3419114
I know, but I really don't want to give him any excuse to call me a coward...
>>3419115
M-Maybe you could just keep your swamp contained when you get that ring back, and see how other people live? You might change your mind about turning the world into a swamp then.
>>3419118
...What's this?
>>3419126
>whimpers
>>3419145
Oh, well, there's lots of plants and small towns in Sylvarant. A lot of people worship the Goddess Martel and used to rely on the Chosen of Mana to save them from the Desians.
>>3419154
I don't know, but I think they're pretty neat.
>>3419171
>Hides and stays still, not making a sound.
>>3419177
>Sighs
At least you have a reason of wanting to kill her. That's better than no reason.
>>3419171
Evasive maneuvers!
>>3419171
Boss...this is a new one for you.
>>3419177
I wouldn't count on that...and the chest isn't that important to me. I'm an engineer, I wouldn't want them getting in the way.
>>3419147
>>3419150
That...wasn't my choice, in either regard. But yeah, keep an eye out for those magicians.
>>3419211
He wouldn't have any place to call people that, anyways, with how much he wants death.
>>3419172
two too many
>>3419173
yeah hows about you catch a ride somewhere fuckin' else
>>3419181
oh fantastic we got someone who thinks hes cute dressin' up like the grim reaper
>>3419211
i think their fuckin annoying with all their goddamned clanking and shit teach em how to make a good knife and get back to me
>>3419154
Response: Engi are not robots.
>>3419172
Observation: Numerous inhabitants reside in this area.
Query: Do you possess any valuable insight on some of them?
>>3419211
Response: Unknown beings. Clarification required.
>>3419211
>hits the ground next to you.
Stop whimpering! You make me feel bad just standing next to you!
>>3419226
Sabotage that magician then!
>>3419209
Oh just wait until i find you again, this time i will do the same with you!
>>3419233
Was that an Energon supply crate?
>>3419211
Nope. They trapped me in the first place and confined my swamp. I'm going to destroy their land and confine them!
>>3419223
Trapping me is a good reason to kill her too.
>>3419226
I'm only 4'9''
>>3419245
HA! I don't care if your a child, an adult, a king, or even a robot. I'll destroy you if you try and touch my body like that.
>>3419199
Found them!
>>3419233
Tch... this world has no treasure to speak of. What a bust.
>>3419256
I just don't get why they would trap you in the first place? Makes no sense.
>>3419241
The Grim Reaper wears a trench coat?
>>3419260
Huh? How? Where could you find that in a place like this would killing and stuff?
>>3419233
Boss...just dump the supplies off, I can handle it myself.
>>3419241
It's better than the magicians.
>>3419244
Some come and go. Depends on the individual, really, to answer you there.
>>3419245
I don't know what she's capable of yet!
>>3419256
Tch...you'd still have a few inches on me.
>>3419270
Hah!
...I can do that?
>>3419270
Critical System Damage
Observation: Inhabitants are sub-par pilots.
Conclusion: Mission Failure.
>>3419244
sorry i aint a robot activist then what the fuck are ya?
>>3419281
the grim reaper cant get off my fuckin ass?
>>3419286
or trolls
>>3419284
They were in my pockets!
>>3419273
Well.. I'm the only self taught and immortal witch.
>>3419286
Oh really now? Then that's great to hear pipsqueak.
>>3419288
>>3419270
You and the little guy were flying. What'd you do you robot, let him steer the wheel? He's only got enough in his head to know how to fight and answer yes or no questions.
>>3419226
I guess... I wonder just what happened to make him like that?
>>3419233
...Huh, I can move stuff just from waving my hand? I didn't know that!
>>3419241
Oh. Alright...
>>3419244
Oh, the Chosen of Mana's a descendant of the angels who goes on a pilgrimage to release the elemental seals around the world and go to the Tower of Salvation.
>>3419245
>He jumps back in surprise
...Y-You're right, I've been through worse than this, I've just gotta tough it out.
>>3419256
But, that's just going to make the cycle keep going until everyone else or you dies. Do you really want that?
>>3419270
Oh no, that guy's dead!
>>3419294
You're not a robot nor an agent. I don't give a shit about you.
>>3419256
We shall see about that.
>>3419260
I've seen thoose optics many times.
>>3419270
You just made me crash again.
>>3419241
I would if i could but i'm stuck in here!
>>3419286
Bah, i have to do all things by myself, I'll end her in the arena!
>Star wars is getting DLC for strong female characters
>>3419270
Unlucky soul. Tis ashamed he didn't survive the fall.
>>3419305
Immortal? My... now understand why the skeleton is having such a hard time doing his job.
>>3419294
>Pets