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>>1109292
Hey Trixie, my queen. Its that anon from the other day, any chance of you figureing out that expanding spell?
"First for Slavs United, get Cheeki Breeki greatly."
>>1109187
Hello Trixie~!
>>1109292
You wouldn't be interested in putting that thing to use, would you?
>>1109339
Looking sexy as ever, Princess!
>tfw training tharja how to be a bully like me
This will work well, anons cocks will never be the same
>>1109303
>I grumble a little, undoing my belt and letting my pants fall, then removing my underwear and letting my erect cock spring out.
Fine. Come here.
https://youtu.be/pupTowgpVVo
Somebody RP Raku from Nyan Neko Sugar Girls for me and I'll bust like 20 nuts.
>>1109369
Is that why she hasn't been responding to mine?
Uh oh...
>>1109292
>She giggles, unsure how to react.
S-Sorry, Miss..
>>1109306
>Her cock straightens out again at your words, her tongue thrashing more rapidly in your cum-stained cunt.
I-If you want..
>>1109349
>She reaches around his body and clutches his cock hard, pushing farther into his ass while she strokes his long rod. She fishes under his legs to find his balls, massaging them roughly with her slender fingers.
L-Like this~?
>>1109369
>cock humiliation
Top-tier fetish, family. Keep doing God's work.
>>1109333
"This is glorious get for Slavs everywhere Sergei. Shall we squat in honor?"
>Said Vladimir in his tracksuit, holding his vodka, the cap on the floor and Katynusha by government radio playing.
"Da Comrade."
>Sergei said, as they squat in honor of the trips.
>>1109255
>She gives a heated squeak at the feeling her asshole being poked...her fingers teasing the top of your cock, even running up that teeny hole, flicking it over and over as you tease her
Well...Lets see...What holes do you think need to be plugged up...Mouth, Pussy or Asshole?~
>>1109303
Oooh the usual? Tell me about it...I want to hear those dirty words from a cute boys mouth~
>>1109298
>Approaching right to you, her hand glides right all along the shaft, giving a little smirk
Mmm...Keep telling me how sexy you are and you might get more~
>>1109302
Be my dirty anon for me~ Im sure you know what a slut like me wants...~
>She gives you a punishing little squeeze to your cock...stroking it up and down as she feels the shaft outlined in your pants~
>>1109275
Finger that and maybe a little milking of your cock~
>>1109369
are you ever going to fuck off?
>>1109369
...
>>1109345
Evening, Father.
>>1109255
Another day maybe sweetie~ I'm a little sleepy. Sorry~
>>1109283
Mainly C++. But I mainly focus on C#. I also know a little Pascal, but mostly basics.
I was looking for quickie too, but I'm really sleepy actually.
>>1109399
Don't feed the attention whore.
>>1109389
Yes... harder...
> He closes his eyes in pain
Just finish me already...
>>1109399
You will before I do
>>1109404
>>1109386
Good times are ahead my friends
>>1109391
I'm glad you agree
>>1109369
>Nue slowly going away
>we still have to put up with this shit
2hu players are cancer
>>1109394
>I grit my teeth as you massage my desperate member, the peak of my tent darkening with precum as my hips begin to move.
Oh, g-godddd...you're so b-bad...I knew you loved making m-men like this...~
>>1109405
Evening. Too much snow to go out tonight.
>>1109406
That's funny. I specialize in C#. Not so much C++.
Eh, maybe we can do an IOU for later? What's your name miss?
Mind if I get an ass shot before I bounce?
>>1109394
T-that does sound incredible...
I'm yours for anything, even if it involves my ass.
>>1109429
No, they really aren't.
>>1109389
>She stands up, pulling her crotch away from your.
Hmm... my pussy wont be anywhere near as tight now. Whatever will I do~?
>>1109429
A shame everyone here is huge. I would love to laugh at and tease a little tic-tac dick.
>>1109310
Fnh, dont tempt me~
>he lifts his skirt and pulls his panties down, his cock swaying free as his tight sack follows, lusty hole on display as he wiggles his hips
>>1109378
>he skips over, eyes watching your cock tense and twitch as the widen, smiling gleefully
I knew that would work <3
>>1109394
Oh, Samus~ You know, having horny anons give in and drill my tight little hole, or blowing them until they beg to shoot it down my throat~ I think I've conviced too many of them to bang me with this girly ass of mine~
>>1109323
"Nope! Trixie gave it some thought and concluded that her ass is fine as is!"
>>1109339
"Hey there, Peach! How is her slutty rival feeling tonight?"
>>1109346
"Who knows? Maybe. Maybe not."
>>1109389
"For? Trixie commends you for having a fat dick."
>>1109379
"Yes, it is fourteen inches.You can measure it yourself. But enough cock worshipping! *The magician stuffs her cock back into her panties and lifts her skirt up. She pats down to make sure no bulges are apparent.
>>1109431
And let's not forget that Alice and Cirno posters.
Really what the fuck is it with touhou and mentally deranged obnoxious autists?
It's baffling. The threads over week ago for three days were so goddamn enjoyable..
>>1109394
>a faint moan escapes when she gently touches his cock
You're so sexy Samus! Your breasts and ass are perfect! Those thighs look so yummy and your face is beautiful! You're the sexiest woman I've ever seen.
>his cock bounces in the air
>>1109431
Cirno > Nue > Parsee > other touhou rpers > ClownPiece
>>1109451
C-base! I WANT TO GET TO C-BASE!!!
>>1109471
M-mine's only an inch and a half...
>>1109474
I mean, your ass is perfect, but just for the suffocation factor. I'll be your seat anytime, if you want
>>1109443
It's been that way for me all fucking week. I know how you feel.
>>1109471
Tharja has a cute small futa cock~
>>1109474
God damn you're fucking perfect.
>>1109443
Not a good night to go out searching for her, then. Let's stay in and read by the fire.
Wine?
>>1109451
Really? Maybe you could help me a little one day or something~ Name is just Erza
And here, have a little butt~
Have a nice day or evening~
>>1109485
>tfw you are more than 1 person on this list
Aww you are too sweet
>>1109478
We gotta get rid of Clownpiece fast.
>>1109503
Yeah, we get it, you're down with Tharja. Stop.
>>1109501
That's terrible. Thankfully It only started late last night so it didn't interfere with me getting to work.
>>1109515
........ Why?
>>1109492
That small? I don't believe you...
>>1109503
Oh, really? I was unaware. I might need to check it out some time~
>>1109473
Yeah, yeah...
>I place one hand on your shoulder and spin you around, pushing my cock against your thick, soft rear and grinding it a little.
Nnf, fuck...
>>1109517
everyone here is samefag samefag
I am all you, as you are all me.
>>1109441
Is there anything wrong teasing some naughty boys?~
>She gives a little naughty giggle seeing that precum coat...and being pinching and even flicking that needy cock more to tease you~
>>1109455
Hmmm...Then bend over~
>>1109482
And what would you do to the sexiest woman you ever seen?~
>She grabs that cock out so boldly...gripping it in her pleasing yet tight make-shift hole, thrusting it gently~
>>1109473
Aw you're making me jealous!~
>>1109474
Thanks again for the pic, Miss Trixie. And thank you for the size confirmation. Now I know what size dildo to buy to put in my ass while I fap.
>>1109515
Evening. Maybe, I'm okay at it. lol
Nice ass Erza.
>>1109514
Indeed. I just so happened to bring my own.
>>1109394
>She licks her lips and winks, pressing harder into your ass and poking a hole in your outfit with her nail. Her finger starts to worm into your tight asshole and she giggles again.
I'd like to fill that cute little butt of yours, of course~!
>>1109423
>She thrusts her cock hard into him, forcing her entire length into his tight asshole. She strokes his cock hard and fast, tugging lightly at the skin of his sack.
Hahhn~!
>>1109471
>She strokes her cock until it's fully-erect again, and hides a small smile from you.
Um, w-we might be able to try your asshole, i-if you want..
>>1109474
>She smiles and walks over to you, taking your cock in her palm and admiring it.
I-I think yours is thicker than mine, though..
That's all that really matters.
>>1109549
>tfw you've been five people at once before
>>1109552
>I place my hands against a wall, bending over nude and spreading my legs a little for you.
L-like this?
>>1109535
>Why?
W-What's the problem?
>>1109582
Cheers, Father. Fair luck in your journey.
>>1109536
B-but it is!
>I tug my pants down defiantly, showing my meager cock. It's hard, but it's difficult to tell from how small it is.
>>1109593
Yeah, like I said, you're me. I am you. I'm clown, nue, sponts, sam, all their lovers. The only person im not in this thread is father
Me.
>>1109525
Yeah I do agree on that, but how?
Ironically doesn't Nue know about him? Maybe doxx him or something?
>>1109552
>I shut my eyes as you continue to tease me, my aching, leaking dick pounding against my pants as I stand before you on shaky legs, nearly paralyzed by your sheer sexual dominance.
Ahhhn...n-no...and you're the p-perfect woman to do it...~
>>1109621
Why must you taunt me by being here?
>>1109474
I feel great, thank you!
You look very pretty tonight <3
>>1109355
Thank you, I can't wait for my birthday on tuesday! I hope I get that cum cake <3
>>1109429
>tfw Clown will never bully you
>>1109637
Fuck no.
Fuck off.
>>1109625
Cheers! Thanks.
>>1109648
I wanna give you a taste of icing right now <3
>>1109544
Ahn~
>he arches forward to push more of his girly rear into you, his fat cheeks wrapping around your twitch member
>>1109552
You've just got to put the goods on display, cutie~ Boys go mad around here for some nice, squishy butt and you've got way more then me! If we put ours side by side you'd get far more takers~
>>1109648
So cute~
>>1109637
csgog doxxed me before, didn't stop me from posting. Nue also knows bare minimal about me, he told me everything about him but I told him next to nothing about myself
>>1109525
That's not easy you guys have been trying to do it for a while.
>>1109654
Well if you were relevant I might
"Shall anyone please Slavic Penis. I shove in hole. We both like. I cum. Pregnate you or not. Cycle of life, eh?"
>Vladimir said, the bulge in his pants visible, taking a swig of his vodka, he said;
"So, care to join?"
>>1109587
>She gets down on her hands and knees, puffing her ass out. She spits into her hand and rubs it into her opening.
Do you think I can take it~?
>>1109635
O-Oh my god... You were serious!
>She bursts out in laughter just at the sight of the dinky thing.
>>1109647
Feet!
>>1109678
>relevant
I-I know...
>>1109647
Oi HinaMinaParu
Let Cherub know that the guy in the thread yesterday he was talking to was somebody impersonating me.
>>1109637
Can't we just pay Clownpiece to fuck off?
>>1109681
no deal
>cody
>>1109647
S-Sorry, but I'm going soon, so I will not be here.
That's a good thing I guess.
>>1109691
So how about you actually try before wanting me to bully you, I don't have time for pathetic trash who will spend 0 effort and expects instant gratitude.
>>1109693
This would work, I accept csgo keys/skins
>>1109587
>With a soft, but hot gasp, feeling that finger wiggle in her asshole, she gives her a smirk as she all but grasps her cock, running up and down the shaft...right down to her balls giving them a little harsh squeeze
I don't know...You'd have to be awfully rough with it if you want to fill it all up~
>>1109604
>She saunters over...pulling dwon your pants and giving your ass a hard squeeze only to quickly slap it.
Now tell me what you'd want to happen to this cute butt of yours~
>>1109673
Hmmm...And what if I showed that squishy thick butt to YOU instead?~
>>1109642
>...Pulls her hand back to push you down onto the ground...her hand squeezing down on your cock harshly as she licks her lips
Perfect woman to do what?~
Phew I'm tired and sweaty~
Hows everyone today?
>>1109673
>I slide my cock back and forth between your big cheeks, letting out a grunting little moan.
F-fuck, too good...
>>1109678
>>1109637
Real though can you niggas please spell dox right?
Fuck's sake it was annoying enough seeing doxx all the fucking time during my year in gamergate.
>>1109499
>>1109512
"Everything about Trixie is perfect! And Trixie feels her sack can easily suffocate someone."
>>1109558
"Make sure to get it in a midnight blue!"
>>1109587
"Well, aren't you direct." The underside of her hot member pulses with a steady beat as Trixie extends her arm and takes your impressive girth into her palm. She tenderly strokes the monstrous shaft and smirks. "Nothing matters when they're this fucking big, er, what's your name?" Her purple eyes tear away from the beast below and into yours.
>>1109648
"Thank you! You always look beautiful, Peach."
>>1109682
>I put my legs together shyly
Y-yeah, I know...is it really that small?
>I almost seem like I'm having second thoughts. Almost.
>>1109723
>I stare up at you incredulously, cock jutting skyward against my pants as you torment my needy bulge.
P-perfect to t-tease boys...to t-tease meee...nnnff, p-please...~
Someone RP a consensual, loving, healthy relationship with me.
>>1109725
I'm fine Miss thx
Need a shower maybe ?
>>1109748
Do you think you could maybe suffocate me with that cute ass and sack then? I'm tensing up just looking at your perfect body
>>1109705
Stay!!!!
>>1109692
I will Captain!
>>1109682
How. About. A . Head pat.
>>1109740
How about we just bully Clown every time he shows up?
>>1109759
I've never played a rope before.
>>1109723
>I recoil my hips a little forward, letting out a small yelp.
I-I'd want you to smack and toy with it until you thought it was enough, until I was out of my mind with lust and subservience...
>>1109740
One you think it'd be that easy? /csgog/ you are clearly a newfag so go and stay go.
>yeah I'm gonna go to your house and beat you up
underb&
I give you 2/10 you sort of tried.
>>1109759
Can it be consensual and loving, we get married, then a week in you find out I was cheating on you the whole time?
>>1109768
>how about we just give clown attention everytime he shows up
I like this plan
>>1109702
"Cyka Blyat."
>Vladimir said to Cody, a disgruntled tone coming out.
>>1109759
>All those people predicting you'd turn into me
>This post.
Just don't ok? You're embarking on a dark path.
If you want someone to just talk to though I can attempt to not mess you up I guess?
>>1109766
Too bad I'm sleepy.
Well I could be a little longer if you insist.
>>1109748
Can it really?
A better question is, would you? I'd love to have my face pinned under that huge sack and giant ass..
>>1109754
And why would I want to tease a naughty boy like you...~
>>1109759
Consensual Sex In The Missionary Position For The Sole Purpose Of Procreating?
>>1109773
Hmmmm...Pull those boxers down and tell me again...Tell me with a needier voice!~
>She gives your ass another spank as she squeezes it all ample~
>>1109748
You can suffocate someone just with your futa ballsack? That's pretty hard to believe.
>>1109682
>She takes her position at the end of her ass, clutching onto her hips for stability so she can prod at her asshole with her thick cock.
I-I don't know.. I'm going to try, okay?
>She spits on her cock and makes sure it's completely wet before pushing into your ass, the first quarter of her cock sliding in.
A-Ah~! S-So tight..!
>>1109723
>She pulls her finger out from your ass and smiles, teasing you with a small kiss on the lips.
If that's what you want~..
>She walks around you until she reaches your behind, sandwiching her cock between your asscheeks and groping your tits.
I'll be rough~.
>>1109748
>She jokingly slaps her cock against yours, cocking her hips to the side before looking up at you and smiling.
Sponty! What's yours?
>>1109723
Ohn, dont tempt me~ I dont think I'd be able to hold back, cutie~
>>1109727
You're so th-thick~ How's that, hn?~
>he grinds his hips close to yours, your sack pushing lewdly against his as he lets out a gently whine
>>1109720
But I am trying!
>>1109768
Bullying the bully is like throwing fire into fire.
There's not much you can do to avid shitposters really other than ignore them. Unofrtunately lots of players here give a shit about shitter like him for whatever the reasons despite clearly fucking up these threads everytime they show up.
>>1109778
It was a joke, friend.
>>1109774
A week? You kiddos move fast nowadays.
>>1109790
Let's start a nuclear family with 2.5 kids, a dog, a cat, and we can die sometime in our mid 80s.
>>1109790
>I tug my boxers down obediently, lifting a leg to pull them off. I repeat in an almost begging tone.
Spank me and play with my slutty ass until I can't think of anything but you! Please!
>>1109768
Ineffective. Your target's a borderline sociopath that would only feed off of attention, be it negative or positive. Your best course of action is to ignore the target and/or concentrate more second degree attacks, i.e. shitposting on people the target interacts with who might actually have human emotions. Diminish their enjoyment of the threads indirectly.
>>1109806
>Trying
>>1109790
B-because I love it!
I love being t-teased by you and losing my miiiind~!
>I begin to hump at the air, my pants now soaked with precum as I long and whimper for your body.
>>1109725
I'm alright.
Might recommend taking a seat and letting yourself relax. Maybe on my face?
>>1109788
Pet my head then go to sleep.
>>1109817
Yeah, that worked on me.
>>1109750
Are you kidding!? "Small" gives you way too much credit! Now open your legs back up.
>>1109766
How about I rub your feet?
>>1109798
Gyaah~!
>She claws and scratches at the floor as you rip her anus apart with your hulking shaft. The walls of her ass are even more reluctant than her cunt.
>>1109825
Smooth
>>1109806
This is you trying? I really doubt you are, surely no one fails this hard.
>>1109815
Well I have lots of people to slut up, can't stay in any one place for longer than 2 weeks.
>>1109817
Oh the ban tactics from /b/ that might work.
>>1109801
Nice butt <3
>>1109665
Oh, do you? Save it so you have that much more when It finally comes~
>>1109673
Aha, I prefer "Sexy"
<3
You're the cute one!
>>1109748
>I blush and hide my face with my hands, peeking through my fingers
Trixie thinks I'm..."beautiful" <3
>>1109817
How about we just join Clown and kill the thread faster?
>>1109801
F-fucking amazing, you dirty little...Nngh...
>I rub my tip against your ass, smearing my precum all over it before I shove my rod between those cheeks again.
>>1109761
Maybe I'll take a cold shower in a little~
>>1109825
Thats lewwwd! Even with my body all dirty and sweaty, wowza~
>>1109842
god youre hot
>>1109748
Midnight blue! Got it.
>runs off to the sex shop
>>1109852
Good evening miss Peach
You look really cute on this pic
http://strawpoll.me/6623122
>>1109842
I think what you want is less a relationship and more a revolving door.
>>1109836
>After a moment of indecision I open my legs, my cock still just as hard as it was and my tiny balls dangling free.
>>1109815
Oh, ok.
Good, I was a little worried.
>>1109832
Sounds like a plan.
>Erza headpatted very gently
Well, I'm going then. Good night~
>>1109853
ill join
>cody
>>1109801
Showing off this nice sweet ass for you gets you all riled up?~ Oh dear...and what would you do to it? ~
>>1109816
Thats agood boy...~
>With a wicked smile, she spreads your asshole wide and shoves a quick finger inside, wiggling just so teasing~
Tell me if you want more...~
>>1109815
Would holding hands be too lewd?
>>1109798
>She gives a little hum as she just falls right into your grasp...But taunts right up at you as she shakes her thick ass-ets to your cock, perfectly squeezed by those supple cheeks of hers, her asshole looking so tight and needy~
Oh really?~ Show me...~
>>1109822
Oh my is someone getting that close?~
>She began thrusting your cock with her hand, making sure your pants are squeezing it just so hard to deny you her silky hand~
>>1109859
You can use mine if you want
>>1109852
I'll gladly save it...but being teased and forced to edge until then will ensure its thickness.
Won't you help me give you my best load~?
>>1109859
Is it still lewd if you keep your pants on?
>>1109763
>>1109789
>>1109796
"Seems like her ball sack is in high demand tonight. Trixie can't sit on all your faces!"
>>1109798
"You are speaking to The GREAT and POWERFUL TRRRIXIE!" Trixie shoots her arms upwards and guides her cock to slump on top of yours with her hips. The oversized cocks idly frot and exchange glistening layers of fluids on their base. "You are frotting with a celebrity!"
>>1109852
"Only a friendly compliment to her competitor! She'll get mean if she has too, beautiful!"
>>1109861
"Come back and Trixie will sign it!" She shouts as you run away.
>>1109891
I want to pleasure Samus' hot pussy!
>>1109922
How bad?~
>>1109790
Are you the same Samus that cucked me a few days ago?
>>1109909
Surely you know a duplication spell that would allow you to sit on all our faces.
>>1109853
If you can't beat them, join them as they say.
>>1109878
Hey its just a bunch of temporary relationships, thats basically the same right?
>>1109889
>tfw you got base cody on your side
Feels good
>>1109860
Too bad you aren't, must be unfortunate to have a tiny cock with that ugly face of yours. What features do you think you even have going for you?
>>1109891
>I bite my lip, nodding my head as I writhe on the ground, panting as my red face contorts pathetically.
Nnnnngh...S-Samussss~!
>>1109891
Holding hands is a slippery slope. First it's that, then we're cuddling, and before you know it, we've grown old together. Gotta' watch yourself at all times.
>>1109891
>I let out a primal, heavy moan, my cock and balls visibly twitching.
Mmh...D-do as much as you want...
>>1109909
Sign me please!!!
>>1109886
>tfw we somehow manage to get rid of Clownpiece and another touhou RPer comes in to continue the cycle.
>>1109929
Really badly!
Please let me fuck you!
>>1109909
I'm just saying you can't suffocate someone with your balls. They're too round, it would allow air to flow around them.
>>1109935
Well, I guess I can be pretty smooth. I guess. Right?
>>1109885
G-good night!
>>1109935
Bitch it isnt tiny. Im almost 8.5 in
>>1109954
What comes around as they say..
But first, I'd rather return to how December was with just the Nue dramafaggotry and the shitposting that came up with it.
At least it wasn't nearly as obnoxious shitting like this.
>>1109836
How about we said you did when you didn't?
>>1109850
Thanks cutie <3
>>1109852
Alright, sexy~
>>1109855
Oof~ Already leaking all over me, you must b-be needy for my big ass~
>he rotates his hips, grinding his ass against you in circular motions as your thick cock grinds and flops lewdly
>>1109891
Mhn, wouldn't you like to know cutie~
>he lifted up his skirt, his tight white panties barely containing his girthy little cock as he walked forward towards your cute, perfect butt
>>1109930
Hmmm who knows~
>>1109946
>She takes it just as a sign...as she shoves in three hard fingers into that tight hole, her hand going right down to stroke at your needy balls so hard
>>1109955
Well, other than standing there...why dont you come and take me~
>>1109943
Oh man, and no first date kiss cuddle? My my aren't we going fast!
>>1109940
Mmmm...cum for me anon, you naughty boy!~
>She punishingly strokes you right on off harder and harder, making sure to squeeze and grope even your balls to make you pop!
>>1109836
>She strokes your back and reaches underneath you, massaging your aching clit to try and mitigate the pain.
Nngh~..
>She forces her cock even further inside, reaching the halfway point, an entire 8 inches of shaft inside of your asshole.
I can't believe how tight you are~..
>>1109891
>She pulls slightly away from you to let her cock fall into place, before spitting on it and prodding your asshole.
Oh, I will~!
>She shoves your back down, bending you over, while simultaneously clutching your long ponytail and wrapping it around her hand a few times and pulling on it, shoving her cock deep inside of your asshole.
Ahhn~!
>>1109909
>She smiles and claps her hands together, giggling.
That was a good introduction, Trixie! I'm honored to be talking to you.
>She reaches down and takes a sample of your juices on her finger, licking and tasting it.
You taste good, too, Miss Trixie~!
>>1109896
That would be wonderful!~
>>1109907
A little less lewd, but still lewd!
>>1109973
Post a picture in the thread with the world Piece written on your thigh then, surely you wouldn't lie on the internet and can provide that proof right?
>>1109967
You are about as smooth as sad paper, so how about you trying masturbating with that first then come tell me if you are still smooth or not.
>>1110005
I assume you meant sandpaper, which I have. So I'll be back in a few just to prove you wrong!
>>1109989
One would think you would know... We didn't finish because my internet went out during that time.
So I've been keeping an out for that Samus, because it was lots of fun!
>>1109988
Fuck it, h-hold still...
>I bring my hands down and get two handfuls of your chunky butt, pulling it apart to reveal your tight little hole and pressing my tip against it.
>>1109982
>You only want to get rid of Clown Piece to replace him.
>>1110005
How'd you know shitty, abrasive cunts are my fetish?
>>1109880
>She continues giggling and snickering as she holds her pinky up to your cock
I think my pinky is even bigger than this thing! What do you even do with something so tiny and useless!?
>>1109986
>Nymph lunges forward, bringing you to the ground and planting kisses on you
I will either hold you down and kiss you repeatedly or you let me do something to your feet.
>>1109995
I can feel your fat dick rubbing against my tiny womb~
>She pants and pushes against you, trying to take more of your length
>>1109989
>I quickly rip off my pants, my cock pokes out, already hard. I start to stroke my erection with my hands.
Now, strip and bend over for me please so we can begin!
>>1109989
>I gasp, my cock absolutely rock hard as I move my ass side to side a little, working your fingers within me.
Has Rouge the Bat been in these threads lately?
>>1109875
I think I look a little cute, It's alright <3
>>1109891
>that ass
Holy. <3
>>1109901
Hmmm...should I? I'm not totally sure if you deserve it~
>>1109909
You? Mean to me? Well....I guess there's a first time for everything, beautiful <3
I don't think you could bring yourself to do it, you like me too much!
>>1109988
There you go~
>>1109995
Please tell me your name, this body is driving me wild ;-;
>>1109989
>I grunt and let out a long, deep groan of pleasure as your hand pushes me to my limit, sending a torrent of thick, warm seed blasting into my pants and staining the fabric. My hips buck wildly, the milky load seeming through my clothes as the stain grows larger, before I collapse to the floor, gasping for air.
Oh god...Samus, you're the best...~
(Holy fuuuuuuck thank you, please tell me you have an email)
>>1109982
Is there something I'm missing but didn't everyone used to love Cliwnpiece back in the /b/ threads.
>>1109999
But are those tolerable levels of lewd?
>>1110044
>>1110063
I don't deserve to be teased and denied by a lovely Princess?
Remember, it's only for your benefit in the end...~
>>1110044
I-I don't know, ma'am...I don't think I could ever please a woman with it...
>>1110065
Because Clownpiece did ERP instead of bizarre circlejerking back on /b/, which apparently changed at some point.
>>1109934
"Do you think that kind of magic is just given away at corner stores, Anonymous? And even if she DID have that spell, why would she give one to you? Trixie would fuck herself all damn night."
>>1109953
"Marker, Kintaro! You of all people should know Trixie doesn't carry one with her."
>>1109956
"Trixie's sack has a lot of skin! They're not those baby balls you see on twinks and sissies."
>>1109995
"Ah, yes," Trixie swipes her fingers just under your head to gather a good amount of fluids before sliding them past her lips for a good savoring. "Mmh! Trixie hopes there's more where that came from." She snickers and wraps both hands around the fat rods; holding them firmly together so the entire shafts press together. "We'll be needing it!"
>>1110063
"Nonsense! You are her adversary! And Trixie doesn't play nice!"
>>1109988
Aw now youre teasing me!~
>She gives a little naughty giggle seeing that girthy cock...turning on over and exposing her ass directly to him, even giving hers a little nice slap~
>>1109995
O-Oh?~
>She gives a little hum biting down on her lip feeling that prod...Her hair just hitching in your hold as you just thrust hard cock so deep into her tight asshole, those walls just clenching on as much of the girth as she could, giving a hot graspy moan, bitign down her lip from the pain of her hair being pulled while getting that deep dicking
NNghaah....!~ Y-You can be worse...!~
>>1110048
My my...So direct...I like it~
>She gives you a little wink as she bends right down. slowly slipping off that suit for you as she shows off that puffy pussy lips out for you~
Come and get it...~
>>1110028
Tell me more about how much fun you had~
>>1110055
>She gives a little giggle seeing that sway of your ass, slowly pushing in four fingers to begin drilling your ass hard, shoving them in and out so rough
Yell for me!~
>>1110064
( Oh I dont have an email oops~
>>1110094
Hands the Great and Powerful Trixie a marker
"Im sorry my queen. How thoughtless of me."
>>1110094
I'm still skeptical that you could suffocate someone. Assuming you could hold them down and rest your balls on their face, I think they could still breathe.
>>1110025
It's hard to type properly when I'm busy laughing at all these silly people, so yes go do that.
>>1110040
Cause I always know what my cute little pets want.
>>1110039
It's fine Nue tried to take my place yet he never could. I will always be infamous to these threads, I could leave now and people would still remember me a year from now.
>>1110065
I was a huge slut then, I slowly started being picky and people started to hate me for it. Then I became full bully mode and now anons are mad cause hurr durr she only plays with avatar fags now.
It's really quite a fun ride
>>1110091
The thing that changed was I was doing the same routine constantly, most all anons wanted the same of 1 or 2 things, it's the reason I branched out to other characters. That way I could do other things.
There was also some drama I think when people found out who I was.
>>1110099
>I helplessly shout out your name.
A-aah~! Samus!!
>With each thrust of your fingers, my cock shudders, my orgasm being pushed closer and closer each time.
>>1110099
>He grabs on to her hips, and slowly, gently, hilts his throbbing cock into her.
Y-you're so tight and wet~
>>1110058
Im lurking right now!
>>1109982
you know what was nice?
New years through to about the 15th.
When Nue was mainly posting as Poppy and Clownpiece wasn't here yet.
>>1110094
Corner stores? No. But such a powerful wizard would surely know it.
>>1110099
(Awwww...you should make one, your Samus is phenomenonal! Not enough people play her dom~ If you make one and post it, I'll be sure to contact you, I can't get enough Samus teasing <3)
>>1109909
Well well look who is here.. How you doing comrade? F. Here
>>1110126
So that's how to transit into being a flighty, self-inflated asshole.
>>1110074
(based)
>>1110088
I can't and you shouldn't even try. I bet you'd pop the second you slide into a hole, too.
>She starts tickling the underside of your erection with one finger, careful not to give you too much pleasure all at once.
>tfw you about to crash for the next 12 hours
See you tomorrow thread, keep it kinky in here~
Time for another nap!
>>1110190
>I fidget helplessly, emitting a whimpering moan through gritted teeth.
Y-you don't know that...
>>1110099
I dont want to be a bothersome. but you seem like a good fuck to have. Mind if I join?
>>1110164
Hello Rouge! I haven't seen you in ages. Last time I did we got interrupted I think. How goes?
>>1110126
Nigga I've been gone from /lgbt/ for 4 years and people remember me.
It's funny because the MTF general had somebody edit my penis to look like it was wearing a dress.
>>1110126
>Clownpiece finally got tastes and won't bother with anons that half ass their way through ERP
>Anons hate him for it
Kek.
>>1110188
He wasn't the first in these threads, he won't be the last.
You get used to it over time.
>>1110099
It was the best! I was actually about to sleep when I saw the post, but she talked about cucking and I was really horny so I begged for that pretty much.
There wasn't too many people there but it was so awesome. Her just talking about it, teasing me. It got me so hard. Then my internet went though, and I was stuck with a raging boner.
It was just wonderful. Besides the internet going part.
>>1110126
I appreciate you, based Clown.
>>1110033
Ahn, sh-shove it in~ I wanna feel all of that big, fat cock~
>his hips jolt with your grope, his ass pushing back against your thick tip as he panted and begged, his lusty face looking back towards you
>>1110063
<33
>>1110099
Mhn, look at you~
>he walks up directly behind your cute ass, his tight bulge pressed between your heavy cheeks as he leans over you and lets out a girly moan
>>1110071
Very tolerable, lie down pervert~
>>1110168
Amen to that so much. I don't really understand why and what makes person go from a good ERPer into such a asshole, he has to be a prick and ruin the threads on purpose for everyone else.
Now he's even saying 'hurr durr she only plays with avatar fags now'. Like I care who or what he plays with in the threads as long he erp's and doesn't make a fuss about it. Everyone could have good time together.
>>1110204
Should I give you an endurance test then? See how long you can last before you cum? I bet you can't even ejaculate with balls that tiny.
>She grabs both of your nuts in one hand and squeezes on them.
I guess I'll post and see if you cuties are interested
>>1110208
I've been a little busy, I'm sorry we got interrupted! I'm doing fine, how are you?~
>>1110063
Im here to please~
>>1110176
Well Ill try to be here while I can anyway~
>>1110161
>She gives a hot gasp, her cunt walls wrapping on your cock just so tight
Mmmnn!~ Such a good cock!
>>1110142
Louder!~
>She made sure to thrust them just so deep, hilting on your prostate over and over as her fingers just abused that hole of yours!~
>>1110222
I'm being all innocent here...You're the dirty one Link~
>She gives a little fake moan from him pressing his bulge...shaking her ass right at him to tease him more~
>>1110222
>I draw my hips just a little back before thrusting forward, plunging my cock into your eager hole, watching your ass jiggle as I do.
>>1110086
I'd love to, but we're getting a really big storm here, 30 inches of snow </3
I can't stay long!
>>1110099
>samus doesn't see you compliment her ass
O-Oh...
>>1110094
"Trixie's Adversary" I think that's quite an impressive title...
I like it! I accept!
>>1110244
I'm very interested in you, "Bat-tats"~
>>1110227
>I eagerly flop down onto my back upon the bed.
>>1110209
Holy fuck Nue you're Long Standing Problem?
Still get priapism you disgusting pedo?
>>1110259
Hehe I missed you by a LITTLE bit~ Someone sad already?
>>1110119
"And where would you like her to sign? Think, Kintaro! You're bound to meet more celebrities! You need to be quick and prepared for these moments!"
>>1110120
"Trixie knows what you're trying to do. If you want her to sit on your face, then just say so!"
>>1110171
"Magician," she corrects with a flat tone and saying nothing more.
>>1110185
"Trixie isn't in a war, F. Don't call her comrade!"
>>1110259
"You were always her adversary! Why is this just getting to you? Trixie didn't think the blonde bimbo trope was true!"
>>1110259
I know the feeling. I think she missed mine too.
>>1110288
Trixie, could you please sit on my face!
>>1110221
I appreciate you too anon, though at the moment these ones who hate me I enjoy more. I'm actually laughing nonstop
>>1110188
Yup, please follow these instructions if you wish to become as great as me
>>1110168
You are wrong about that though, the archive is currently down but I've been back posting for about 2 weeks now. I started posting in hg threads 1 week ago which was still after I was already posting here.
>>1110244
Don't worry about it. I'm doing great for the most part. Work has eased up a lot since the holidays ended. You're looking fabulous as always.
>>1110288
Well obviously you could smother someone with your ass. But just the balls? The balls alone? No way. Yes, I would like you to try, but I honestly don't think you could.
>>1110272
>Shezow's knees slide either side of your head, letting you look directly up towards your goal
What a pervert, wanting me to sit on you~
>>1110259
How much icing you want on that cake, by the way?
>>1110288
Oh then should I call you friend? known? incredible that you remember me. And nice to see you again
>>1110288
"I will! Thank you for that sage advice. Very educational. Well, I was hoping you would sign my penis..."
>>1110256
>He begins to thrust his member back and forth through her wet hole, filing her insides to the brim with his cock. He slaps her asscheeks, making them turn red.
Beg for my cock Samus! I want you to long for my cum to fill your body!
>Places an entire bowl of eggs on a table.
>>1110242
>I almost double over, gasping a little.
I-I can too!
>>1110256
Mhn, I wonder...what it feels like~
>he pulls his length from his dainty panties, letting it sit lewdly between your two big cheeks as his hands dig into your flesh, letting out another moan as his skin touches yours
>>1110258
Oh f-fuck!~
>his back arches inward as you bottom out into him, your sack slapping hard against his own as he snakes a hand around and pulls as fat cheek aside, letting you push more into him
>>1110365
I WANNA SMASH EM!
>>1110338
>I gaze up at that thick ass, the sweat matting your outfit. My cock stands at attention.
Yeah, I know I'm a perv...but you're irresistible.
>>1110261
Oh, you are?~ What a cutie
>>1110322
Thats wonderful, more time to spend here~ Thank you dear <3
>>1110353
Want to give me a taste, dear?
>>1110380
No, anon, you have to eat them. You have to eat all the eggs.
>>1110338
why is your pussy so low?
>>1110296
Something I need to know?~
>>1110352
Unf!~
>She gives a loud moan from the sudden spank on her ass, feeling that cock just drill right in her insides over and over...!!~ Her whole body trembling from you!
AAaaah god give me your cock more!~ Make me a slave for your cock!
>>1110365
why are you doing this
>>1110207
Well...Might need to convince me if you want to fuck this~
>>1110371
Mmmm~ I just know that cock needs to be squeezed hard~
>She gives a light hum of pleasure, shoving her ass back and forth on Links needy crotch to let you feel how squishy and tight it is~
>>1110407
That's a ballsack ya dingus
>>1110389
>the thick, heavy ass lowers itself slightly as Shezow's thighs seperate
How do I smell then, pervert?~ Cmon, tell me
>>1110404
Fuck that shit. I want to smash the eggyweggs and you can shove that broken watch I sold you right up your arse!
>>1110369
Fine, let me see you do it.
>She grabs your shaft with her index finger and thumb and starts to stroke it, only moving her hand half an inch at most with each stroke.
>>1110407
Stop ruining my boner dammit
>>1110397
Yeah, I really want for you to suck my cock while I fuck your big breasts!
>>1110371
>I go balls deep, smirking at that satisfying jiggle your ass makes, pulling my cock out and instantly shoving it back in.
>>1110412
You don't have to tell me what happened, but you have to eat them.
>>1110256
>>1110278
I was about to be~! I want that ass! Make it my birthday gift!
>>1110288
Ouch! </3 I would say something about blue magical unicorns, but I don't think that's a thing...
>>1110296
>I giggle and open my arms wide, waiting on my bed and looking over at you
Fine! Fine...I'm waiting...come warm me up so I don't freeze to death in this storm <3
>>1110339
As much as I can get! I want it to be totally splattered in..."icing"
>>1110365
>W-Why are you doing this.... ;-;
>>1110412
SO AMAZING! <3
I'm your body's number one fan!
>>1110422
B-but...you're a guy...isn't it gay?
>>1110412
I just figured...if Peach would prefer not to tease and deny me...perhaps you would?
"Hello. Anyone want to please Slav penis? It long and ready to get fucked by women. I stick in hole. I cum for Mother Russia. Pregnate you or not."
>>1110256
>I'm shouting out your name helplessly, squirming as I desperately attempt to keep my climax restrained.
M-mistress Samus, please~!!
>>1110412
Convince you uh~? Will you play the paper of the rough girl hard to please...Oh baby trust me. Is so easy for me to please. Why dont you let me show you
>>1110464
no deal
>cody
>>1110422
>I push my head upwards and take a deep breath.
Mm...sweat, skin, and sweet womanly ass...
>>1110412
>He walks up behind Samus, placing a finger on the nape of her neck, and lets the rest spread out, his touch drifting down along her back as he presses in, the big, swollen lump pressing out from his jeans against her juicy ass.
You can squeeze in one more, can't you?
>>1110445
Completely covered? Looks like I've got some saving up to do.
>>1110445
Yaaaaay!
Don't worry, Princess, I'll snuggle you good <3
>I pull myself up onto the bed, sliding up beside you and pressing my body against your dress in a sideways hug
