/sad/ - Satyrs After Dark #7: Horse Legs Edition
For the more explicit material not generally posted on /satyr/. Original content, whether it's art or stories, would be highly appreciated. Discussion is encouraged, just make sure to keep it on topic.
Previous Thread - >>3052017
>>3184524
Apple girls are juiciest, most milkable girls.
Satyrs shouldn't play near the last page.
>>3183506
>You whinny cunts already shoved us from our home once
Ah yes, because they were the ones to come over to trash, make the original thread for us, and then move our cursor to open that tab instead, and to post there! It's not like we moved on our own because we wanted to post sexy stuff, and got fed up of having to deal with people whining about it.
Seriously, you need to let go of your victim complex.
This isn't tumblr.
This isn't a sponsored safe space.
This is the NSFW child abomination thread, based on fucking weird animals from a kids' tv show.
>>3184524
Sleep tight, /sad/
Would you rather a tongue job from a drake, or a paw job from a sphinx?
>>3184524
I just love the way Mimic draws boobs. You just want to squeeze and kiss them all day. Just gotta pray Cider's parents don't find out about it.
What show is the general about?
>>3197037
My Little Pony
>>3197037
tl;dr (Fem)Anon fucked a pony, made abomination, is now parent.
>>3196972
Drake tounge for sure.
>>3197168
>Condom
This is the exact opposite of the spirit of the general!
>>3197326
>Implying you want to get them pregnant every time
Sometimes you just want the fun without the risk of another mouth to feed
>>3197360
That's why anal exists, Anon.
>>3197406
Yeah but sometimes she's gonna want it in the front.
>>3197326
Condoms are hot though. Especially if they're filled. I imagine a few of the satyrs can fill one up to bursting and still go on.
>>3197481
I wonder if changelings emotional honey tastes different from on lovebug to the next.
>>3197502
Emotional honey?
>"Come swimming with us, Anon!"
>>3197595
A headcanon that pops up on generals sometimes, like ponyprison or RGR.
Basically, changelings can process love, or emotions in general, into honey.
If general emotions, love is obviously the best for them, and non-changelings eating it produces intense feelings related to said emotion.
>>3197607
I'd like some skinny dipping satyrs
>>3197607
Neither can swim and Anon ends up having to rescue and perform CPR on both of them. Satyrs are shitty swimmers for the most part.
Which couples would the banner apply to?
>>3197719
Literally any bunny satyr.
>>3197842
As amazing as a daughter's loving holes are, the great father could use a rest.
>>3197702
Boobzu regains consciousness with no recollection of what just happened right as Anon is performing chest compressions on her.
>"A-Anon, you pervert!"
"What? No, this is... I'm saving you!"
>"Yuzu sits up and slaps Anon across the face before hurriedly covering herself with a towel.
>"Do I look like I need saving to you?!"
>"Seventeen year old Anon gains a reputation as somebody who molests defenceless women.
It's just like one of my Chinese cartoons.
>>3197360
>not knowing about the magic of horse aborts
>>3198083
If anyone is dumb enough to warrant an abortion at that point, with all the possible normal and magical means of contraception, they probably aren't fit to procreate.
>>3198124
Horse-aborts are basically built-in contracaption. They can just will the pregnancy to end before it even begins. Because of it, there is no need for contraception when it comes to mares and pony-satyrs.
>>3198083
Unfortunately, satyrs aren't 100% ponies, so they can't do that.
>>3198387
But they still go into heat?
>>3198454
Some of them do, some of them don't. It all depends on who got what genes from their parents.
>>3197607
"What, tonight? The night which marks ten years to the day since that group of teenagers were killed by that axe wielding maniac? A night with a full moon and with recent sightings of Ol' Greg in the area?"
>"Come on, Anon, don't be chicken. Tell you what, if you come along I'll let you touch my boobs."
"This seems like a really bad Idea."
>"All fun things sound like bad ideas if you think about them too much. What if Mistake lets you touch her... uh, well what could maybe one day become boobs if she ever decides to give puberty a try too?"
>"Hey!"
"Hmm... Well I do love boobs."
>>3198890
I wonder when Mistake will embrace her flatness.
>>3199157
When she either loses her ability to transform like changelings do and is forced to learn to live with it, or when she finds someone who loves her body just the way it is. Or when she finds out that there are a ton of people out there who loves flat chests, then she'd go on to become the most popular porn star in history.
>>3198387
Their bottom half is pony, so in my headcanon they can. For non-pony satyrs, probably not though.
>>3199539
What's your thought on crotchtits on satyrs?
>>3199559
The same as on udders. Two sets of mammaries look silly.
>>3199571
I agree with you on that.
>>3199571
>>3199704
Well, you're welcome to your opinions.
>>3199756
Not saying I wouldn't.
>>3199756
If that's so, then how come some people keeps trying to push udders and other fetishes onto others?
>>3198890
>"What the hell, Yu? Don't go insulting my breasts in front of him!"
>"Oh come on, Missy, they're nothing to be ashamed of. I'm sure they'll grow in when you get a little older."
>"I'm three months older than you!"
"Uh, girls, as much as I'd love to be the judge of your little who has the best boobs competition, shouldn't we get going to the lake?"
>>3199805
Go back to /sat/.
>>3199805
>>>/sat/
>>3200161
Yes, it's an opinion, and one I agree with. That doesn't mean others aren't allowed to like them. Your use of the word "push" about discussion of anything you don't like gives you away very easily, complain-anon.
Go back to /sat/ and stop trying to start shit here.
>>3200339
>Your use of the word "push" about discussion of anything you don't like gives you away very easily, complain-anon.
And how is that? It's not like it's a lie that some people here will try and push fetishes onto most discussions more often than not.
>>3197481
>I imagine a few of the satyrs can fill one up to bursting and still go on.
you will never roll a fresh sleeve over your sonfu's length pitcrew-style, priming him to breed
>>3200563
That sounds a little too homoerotic for my tastes tbqh fampie.
>>3200699
WOAH THERE
You aren't allowed to question that anon's feelings or fetishes! Get back to SAT you complain anon!
>>3201092
What the fuck do you expect? You come on here every day and bitch about people talking about fetishes in a thread made specifically for talking about fetishes.
If you don't like fetish stuff, go back to the sfw thread.
>>3201015
What? I was just saying that applying a condom to my own sonfu's dick wasn't to my taste, not that I had a problem if other people enjoyed the thought of doing so.
>>3201417
My bad. I figured it was just complain-anon ironically samefagging.
>>3201417
No, applying a condom to other people's sonfu's is where it's at, especially if said sonfu's is Snapshot.
>>3200563
I was thinking along the lines of other satyr girls (especially the older ones like Dagger).
>>3201570
Don't tell me you're going to be one of those people who's gonna claim that everyone who doesn't like what you like is just one guy.
>>3202058
Go back to /sat/.
>>3202058
He is. Which is a sad sad example of how deluded some people are in the thread(s). Or at least the one guy.
So Father's Day is coming up, what do you want to see story or picture wise for that day? Because I may make that happen
>>3202116
Something with Gumdrop, definitely.
Maybe them cuddling or exchanging gifts, with her pregnant with his child?
>>3202239
Says the guy wanting trap stuff.
>>3202291
Gumdrop as an Electra has been used a lot longer and a lot more than any trap has. Bite me.
>>3202116
Anon telling Radiance that, though he doesn't say it often, he's proud of him and knows he'll make a great ruler one day.
>>3202116
Ariana giving her dad a piggyback ride.
>>3202383
Ironic and fitting
found some old stuff
>>3205139
Not THAT old. Just never posted
>>3205139
Kaos and who?
>>3205324
mumble
I can't remember who this middleman was
>>3205352
Ivy, probably? Also, futa satyrs are super hot. Do you think you could do a picture with futa Darcy fucking Ace?
>>3205352
>R63 Timber
You did my requests... /d/, you a real boss.
>>3205408
Making that perfect amazon baby. Awww yeah.
>>3207246
Superior pegasi/earthie breeding stock.
there are too many things I wanna draw you guys :^/
>>3202383
I like this idea.
>>3208418
Hooot... but who is that?
>>3202335
This.
Also, Radiance dick. Because why is there no Radince dick??
>>3208631
Kaos and Mistake/Misery
>>3208631
mistake and Kaos having a fetish-off
kind of the predecessor to pic
>>3209155
Two fetish fuelers enter the ring. Only one leaves... because the other is passed out from the most mind blowing fucking fuck in their entire fucking career.
So I got bored and tried to write a short but I ended writing myself into a corner but I don't really want it to go to waste and it's too disjointed for /sat/ so I'll just post the concept.
"Why are we visiting your friend in a town that smells like gym socks and spoiled eggs?" Simmer questioned nervously as he put up his sweatjacket hood.
"That's on a need to know basis." Blare adjusted her sunglasses. "Suffice to say though, you might want to keep questions like that to a minimum. This chick's a bit...yeah."
Simmer rolled his eyes. "That doesn't do much to calm my nerves, Blare. I just find this whole thing a bit sketchy. And not just because you and that bald pony with the missing teeth referred to each other with code names. What did you say you needed to borrow?"
Finding themselves at the door that held the sign 'Smile! You're on camera!', Blare cleared her throat.
"Mostly just some herbs and spices I can't get at the market. Uh, exported. We've got a trading system. Top notch quality. Now put those glasses on, *Dormouse*." Blare checked both her sides and popped the collar of her trenchcoat. "We don't want to give her any ideas."
"W-wait, ideas?"
"Just wait by the side of the door."
Her claw buzzed the doorbell. Within a few seconds they heard a series of latches and locks coming undone. Blare gulped and took a deep breath.
>>3212312
The door parted and revealed a satyr in a scuffed up lab coat and latex gloves that driffed with miscellaneous fluids.
"Forest Fire! Why isn't this a pleasant surprise!" Tonsils wiped her gooey hands over Blare's trenchcoat; the older satyr took no heed to the drake's uncomfort.
"H-Hey Bleeding Heart. I've got the stuff you want." Blare wrinkled her nose and produced a crumpled sheet of paper to give to Tonsils.
How she managed to manufacture something more oderous than the air outside was something Blare hoped to never find out that day.
Tonsils took the paper by its corners and mumbled as she read through it.
"Hmm. According to my schedule, you were suppose to be here over a month ago. Care to explain why you never came? I had to donate a whole bag of deer kush to some Anonymous charity or something."
Blare was about to give a half-hearted answer but a sudden scoff interrupted her.
"We're here to get drugs, Blare? Seriously?" Simmer threw up his hands. "I thought you were planning to break out some surprising world class cooking skills with the talk of spices and herbs and all that!"
"Dormouse," Blare screamed underneath clenched teeth, "shaddup!"
But Tonsils eyes perked up. "Hang on one moment," Tonsils said lookng over Blare. "Is that..Simmer! Is that you I see over there?"
Simmer squinted through his glasses and gasped once he saw her. "M-Miss Tonsils!?" He reeled back.
"Oh so it is!" She gave a triumphant clap with a devilish grin. "I thought I recognized that girly voice of yours!"
>>3212333
"Why are you here a-a-at a place l-like this?"
"Wait," Blare said, "hold up. You know her Squeaks?"
"She's our school's nurse," he mumbled. "I-In my high school."
Tonsils chuckled. "Why of course, though the meetings are quite rare since he's one of the fresh meat-I mean specimens-Gah! Freshmen, dear me."
Blare took off her glasses in dismay. "No shit? My dealer works in the same school of my sidekick?"
"H-Hey!"
"Listen, children," Tonsis took off her gloves before fixing her hair. "You're becoming a teensy bit too loud and I don't want the wrong ears to pick up this incredibly incriminating conversation. So why don't I invite the two inside while we talk business, hm?"
And that's the end. Feel free to speculate what spooky adventures go on in Tonsils' apartment.
>>3212338
>this incredibly incriminating conversation.
Her business it totally legit!
>>3184524
>>this totally not incredibly incriminating conversation.
Fixed. She's got a license too, so she's definitely coveref. (Not a medical license, mind you, just a licence. No one knows for what though.)
>>3212338
Tonsils then collected semen samples from both of them, including Blare somehow.
>>3212522
It probably involved magic, drugs, drug magic, a dildo, and a breast milker being used the wrong way.
>>3212767
Drug magic is Tonsils' speciality.
>>3212814
heyo, /d/ here. mind giving a few requests to take my mind off a creepy serial caller?
>>3212848
Do you think you could draw Feather Heart like the one on the far left?
>>3212338
She offers them both a drink before getting down to business, only for them to realise too late that she's drugged them.
>"Shh, shh... off to sleep now, little ones. Mommy has a big buyer lined up that's willing to pay boku Ducats for fresh drake gallbladder. Anon, bring me my scalpel!"
"Huh? You threw it out the window at that pigeon, remember?"
>"Oh, well then bring me my letter opener and operating hat."
>>3212911
what outfit is this supposed to be?
also; I'm gonna try drawing this again, this one is meh
>>3213031
It's supposed to be one of the board-tans of /aco/. And this looks great! I'd take it even if you think it needs a redo.
>>3213053
oh! she's a cute. I always forget board-tans are a thing
(reminds me of the awkward 4chan shipped with tumblr days.)
>>3212957
>"You b-bitch," mumbled Blare, fighting with all her might to remain conscious even as the peripheries faded into blackness.
>"Oh hush, nobody really needs a gallbladder anyway, you'll be fine."
"Uh, you sure about that?"
>Tonsils turned to Anon and shrugged.
>"I dunno, maybe. I know humans can do without one so there's at least a fifty-fifty chance they'll be fine. Now be a good boy and turn up the music."
>Doing as requested, Anon obediently cranked up the dial of the boombox sitting on Tonsils' desk.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_1mN5mb7I4
>The mad doctor turned back to her two latest patients and grinned, flicking her surgical mask up over her mouth and nose.
>"After all, it wouldn't be good practice to have our two sleeping beauties waking up prematurely and screaming the place down, now would it? Just what would the neighbours think?"
"Huh, what was that?"
>Tonsils looked back at Anon and winked at him.
>"I said I'm going to have to give you a special little bonus in addition to your regular cut, lover boy."
>>3213087
Hey, speaking of cute, this drawing came out super swell /d/! Thanks! (Also thanks for that other pic on that other thread for that other show.)
>>3213115
Kek.
>>3205408
giant women with giant horse cocks
>>3213141
you the one that recognized me? that threw me off desu
>>3213167
Best ship is finally getting attention. Beautiful amazon sub-species, here we come!
>>3213167
Yeah, you've got a telltale style of unf-worthy pictures. Especually when it comes to giant women.
>>3213192
happy family
>>3213196
Awwww thanks nonny
>>3213115
>Not having both of them take turns fucking the unconscious bodies after a successful(?) operation and selling the fluids off as Chineighs fertility boosters
>>3213238
As crazy as this looks, this pic is adorable and I await the birth of their satyr's mythical super woman who's name I forgot but starts with an A
>>3213242
Anon and Tonsils have eyes only for one another. Despite all the kidnapping, drugging, unwanted/unnecessary surgery, grave robbing and recreational morphine usage, their tale is at its core a love story.
>>3213323
m-muh tonsilsxgreen peace tho
>>3213334
pic quality sux, I fix
>>3213334
That doesn't count as cheating because two girls can't have sex. The best they can do is mutual masturbation. Besides, Anon doesn't mind because they let him video it and sell the videos.
>>3213358
AnonxTonsilsxGreenie threesome fic/pic when
homos.
>>3213398
who is this millionaire? pone or satyr
>>3213323
>their tale is at its core a love story.
>Tonsils sighed wistfully as she deftly performed an abortion on her latest patient, a young sphinx that'd got herself knocked up and couldn't bring herself to tell her parents.
>"Fetus masher," she said, holding her hand out for nurse Anon to hand her the requested implement.
"Fetus masher."
>A moment passed, the sound of wet squelching filling the operating room as the world's greatest doctor continued the delicate procedure.
>"Man... you ever think what it'd be like if we had kids?"
>Anon's eyes widened slightly at the unexpected question.
"Us? As in you and me?"
>Tonsils chuckled.
>"Of course, silly, who else?"
>Anon wasn't entirely sure how to respond.
"Well I mean I suppose it'd-"
>"Womb plunger," interrupted Tonsils, requesting another piece of equipment."
>Anon cleared his throat.
"It'd be... not too bad I guess."
>Tonsils smiled dreamily beneath her surgical mask.
>"Yeah, it'd be so awesome being the one getting the abortion for once."
>Anon cringed, having known her long enough to know she was entirely serious.
"...Yeah, okay, if you say so."
>"Just my luck, huh? Always the abortionist never the abortee."
"Can we maybe not talk about this while-"
>Tonsils sighed again.
>"You and I would have such beautiful dead babies together, I just know it. They'd probably have your eyes and... Oh crap!"
>>3213541
>Anon jumped slightly at his partner's sudden outburst."
"What's wrong?"
>Tonsils facepalmed, covering herself in a mix of blood, placenta and dead baby chunks.
>"I just remembered, this wasn't the one wanting the abortion, this is the one who needed her ear syringing."
>Anon hurriedly threw the surgical sheet off of the patient, revealing not a teenage griffon, but instead a mare that looked to be in her early thirties.
"Oh man, what-a-mistaka-to-maka, huh?"
>Huffing in annoyance, Tonsils stood up and took off her latex gloves, throwing them in the vague direction of the trash can.
>"Damn it, now I remember! That griffon skank who couldn't keep her legs closed is my four o'clock appointment, not my midday. Crap, You know how excited I get when I see a baby bump. Guess I jumped the gun a little."
>Anon groaned.
"So what are we going to do? Baby murder's probably not a slap on the wrist offence here and there's no way sleeping beauty there's going to keep quiet about this even if we offer her a thirty percent discount."
>Tonsils remained silent for a moment, pondering her options before looking at her accomplice with her best seductive gaze.
>"Oh, if only I knew of a big, strong man that could carry a sack weighing, say, eighty pounds down to the lake this evening and dispose of it in a way that nobody would ever know about. I'd give a guy like that anything he wanted!"
>Anon frowned.
"Why me? You're the one that murdered a baby, killer."
>Tonsils simply bit her lower lip and giggled.
>"Anything," she repeated.
"Ugh... fine.
>>3213549
Tonsils top pickup lines when trying to get Anon in the mood.
>"Lets have an unplanned pregnancy together."
>"I need a fresh semen sample... but I'm all out of vials."
>"Hey, baby, you want to get unhygienic together?"
>"Yo, how's your penis?"
>"Don't get mad, but I may have slipped a couple of Viagra into your coffee."
>"My battery powered boyfriend is broken so how about you and me become you in me."
>"Lets breed, baby!"
>"You be the chief of medicine and I'll be the naughty nurse who really needs a pay rise."
>"I'm going to need to see you in my office... sorry, I meant orifice."
>"Ha ha, that wasn't a flu shot, it was a double dose of bull shark testosterone, dummy. Feel horny yet?"
>"Man, performing sex change operations always makes me wet."
>"Doctor Anon, please report to the air hockey table in the break room."
>"You ever find it funny that incisions look like vaginas? Like... I'm cutting vaginas into people whenever I operate on them... Wait, what was I saying? Man, I'm so wasted right now."
>"I love you, baby. Lets grow senile and incontinent together."
>>3214016
>>"You ever find it funny that incisions look like vaginas? Like... I'm cutting vaginas into people whenever I operate on them... Wait, what was I saying? Man, I'm so wasted right now."
holy shit, me too
>>3214016
>"Don't ask why, but I need about three pints of human blood."
"Again? Okay, fine, but this is the last time this week."
>"You're such a sweetie, Anon! I get the winks so super hard when you let me do whatever I want to you."
>>3214154
>she takes blood samples while riding your cock cowgirl-style and licks the needlemark clean afterwards
>>3214154
"getting the winks super hard" is such a strange phrasing, and it fits this psycho perfectly.
>>3214266
u-unf
>>3214260
>"Oh, FYI, we were out of new needles so I just picked a cleanish looking one out of the discard bin."
"What?!"
>"Don't worry, I held it over a lighter for, like, a whole minute. That'll probably have killed any germs."
>>3214444
sweet quads bro
>>3213549
Didn't really like this one desu
you will never train snapshot as your little anal whore
http://xhamster.com/movies/5501782/bob_fucking_femboy_tommy.html
>>3214863
Take that 3D crap someplace else, we only accept glorious 2D dongles and vajers here.
>>3214908
>we only accept 2D
Fuck you. I want a 3D satyr.
>>3215112
I just want satyrs.
>>3215130
I just want sexy tough monster girls but we can't have everything we want
>>3215383
Not with that attitude you can't.
>>3215485
I would that goat.
>>3215383
And I want monster children, but I want to have money.
>>3215599
>you will never have a qt monster family
>>3214444
>"Anon!"
>You look up from your bowl of cereal, hearing your partner in crime call your name from somewhere outside the room.
"Yeah?"
>"Anon, Anon, Anon... Anon, Anon-"
>You gulp down your final mouthful of Cheerios before groaning in annoyance.
"What already, Christ?!"
>There's a brief moment of silence before Tonsils addresses you again, this time in the sweetest voice she can muster.
>"Can you come here for a minute, darling?"
>Something about how she said that made you suspicious.
"Why? You better not be waiting to jump out and inject me with something weird again."
>"Of course not, I just need to show you something. I'm in the morgue downstairs, hurry up."
>Sighing, you reluctantly get to your feet and begin to make your way out of the room.
"You better not have given another Labrador a boob job."
>You hear a bout of laughter as you make your way to the stairwell.
>"As if! Not after how rude the owner of the last one was even after I said I was sorry."
>So not a dog.
>Surely it couldn't be...
"Oh god? Please tell me it's not another aborted fetus marionette show."
>The mere memory of the last 'show' still gave you nightmares.
>"No, just hurry up already, this is important.
>Picking up your pace a little, you round the corner and make your way into the makeshift morgue the two of you had built to house your more squishy of merchandise.
>There you see Tonsils standing over the body of some recently departed pony.
>>3216193
>"Can you see the problem here, Anon?"
>You take a moment to glance over the cadaver, which as far as you could tell was in pretty good condition.
>You shrug.
"Nope, you've got me. I can't see anything wrong with the stiff. Why, what'd you do to it?"
>Tonsils crosses her arms over her chest and tuts.
>"Nothing... Well not yet anyway. The problem is this body is our only body."
>You glance around the room, just now noticing the distinct lack of dead things that it usually contained.
"Oh, bummer... You mean-"
>"That's right," she interrupts, "We're dangerously low on supplies."
>You take a deep breath and sigh one again.
"Okay, so what do we do?"
>She frowns at you.
>"First you tell me how you let our stocks dwindle so low. I mean what're we supposed to do if a buyer comes along looking for a new heart or set of kidneys?"
>You're momentarily taken aback by the accusation.
"Me? It's not my fault you haven't 'accidentally' killed any of our patients recently!"
>Your companion scoffs.
>"Well as chief procurement officer I'd have expected you to get a handle on this little situation before it became so serious."
>You grunt in frustration.
"Whatever. What should we do now?"
>Tonsils looks up at you with what you immediately recognize to be her scheming expression.
>>3216214
>"Yeah, about that. I have an idea, but it'd require you to do me a itty-bitty teeny-weeny little favor."
>You give her a blank stare.
"I'm not killing anybody to harvest their organs."
>"Huh? N-No of course not!"
>You're not buying that look of clearly feigned shock for a second.
"That was what you were going to say, wasn't it?"
>She holds her hands up in surrender.
>"Okay, okay, plan B it is then if you're going to be such a baby about it."
"Ugh... Let's hear it."
>She grins.
>"We, by which I mean you, go grave robbing again."
"Hell no! Not with that cop with the pink afro on the lookout. The fucker nearly nabbed me last time as it is and you can bet all the graveyards are under surveillance now after what happened."
>She pouts.
>"Please?"
>You shake your head.
>"Pleeeease?"
"No."
>Closing the gap between the two of you, Tonsils throws herself against your chest and looks up at you with tearful eyes.
>"Please, oh please go grave robbing for me!"
>Resist, Anon, stay strong.
>"Would you do it for an Anon snack?"
"N-No."
>Uh oh, looks like she's seen your resolve weakening.
>"What about two Anon snacks and a lap dance?"
>You groan in defeat.
"Fucking... fine, damn it!"
>>3216232
A few questions.
1: Are you going to save this in a pastebin and the satyr archive? I'm really enjoying all this Tonsils stuff.
2: Are you going to repost this in /sat/ later? This story doesn't have any disturbing fetishes in it.
>>3216547
I wasn't planning on saving it because I really only made it up as I went along and don't feel like all that much effort went into it, but if people want then I could bung it in with my "Various Satyr Oneshots" paste on my pastebin at a later date.
Also if somebody else wants to post it in /sat/ or add to it in any way then they're more than welcome to do so, but I probably won't do it myself.
>>3216744
Please do. The list of stories that hasn't been saved to the archive yet is huge. I don't want this one to be added to that list as well. I don't want everyone to answer "what story?" when someone asks about that one story about Tonsils and Anon.
Hey /d/ can you post that Muddle commission you finished recently? I can't do it from where I am right now.
Is Tonsils being a murder and Dexter tier nut job really that enjoyable? I mean, I can kind of SEE the appeal but I wonder if it's a sustainable head cannon. It's like Cupcakes 2.0 or something.
Surely there is some way we can twist this to still be dark and horrible but not have her be a bloody fucking murderer.
Also, taking one shot requests for Tonsil related ideas.
>>3223106
It's fun in short bursts, but I agree.
Tonsils furthers her medical knowledge via unauthorized corpse examinations and tissue samples in the morgue.
I mean actual, but illegal examinations. Not necro.
Or her stealing an organ from a non-doner corpse for a dying patient, because rules be damned.
>>3222745
this one or the other
>>3199756
Ayo, hol' up! So you be sayin'... So you be sayin'!
Satyrs have crotchtits and chesttits?
>>3224612
Or udders and chesttits for the bovines, or bellyteats and chesttits for certain others.
And all three for chimera satyr.
At least, they do in my headcanon.
>>3224241
Do drakes have balls? I always pictured dragons without testicles.
>>3224241
That one, thanks /d/ude
>>3225182
Yeah same here, I always pictured them with just slender dicks and no balls.
>>3224241
Muddle's dongle must be huge to fit in an onahole that big
Which satyr is the ultimate cocktease?
>>3225505
Nah, looks average. I know some guys who like their Onahole to feel "meatier", but are packing pistols.
>>3226080
Speaking of pistols, which satyrs do you suppose cum the most when the orgasm?
>>3226856
Pogo is obvious. I want to say Warren if only to make a big mess. Aside from comically large loads, no one really comes to mind for having big loads.
>>3229915
I tend to give it to the ones that'll be the biggest surprise. Orion and Simmer (because they're both woobies and Simmer's a trap), Sterling (because of his already small height), and Icarus (because girls say he has the cutest penis).
from /sat/
>>3232354
10/10 would stick penis in
>>3232592
I want to watch myself paint her insides.
>>3232654
Mistake doesn't have a transparent carapace thingy like her mother though.
>>3233062
She's got a little one in that pic. Unless those are panties, I guess.
Looking at her pictures, it seems to be about 50/50 if Mistake is drawn with a stomach band or not.
>>3233094
Huh, interesting. I'm unsure if I prefer her with or without it. Did anyone ever draw her with a transparent one?
>>3233103
Sadly, no. But someone needs to.
>>3233141
Any chance we could get a pic at some point showing off Mistakes insides?
>>3233191
nnnnnnnnnnot really my cup of tea...
>>3233209
Fair enough.
>>3233141
You should draw more.
>>3233391
I am. Lewd Laika is next.
>>3233408
Nice!
>>3233408
Thank you based DJ, I will blow my week long accumulated load on this pic as soon as I am back at home.
For anyone that may not lurk in /sat/, Here's what I have so far for Lewd Laika. Let me know if you see something that needs work. I'm taking a break for now.
>>3234769
Those doggy references for you.
https://e621.net/post/index/1/dangerdoberman,%20female
His genital anatomy is good, if a bit exaggerated.
He really likes to make his bitches overly puffy.
http://www.xtube.com/video-watch/Hazel-the-Werewolfess-22655362?utm_source=www.xtube.com&utm_medium=embed&utm_campaign=embed
He does start fucking the toy, eventually. Just a heads up.
>>3234810
Jesus H fucking christ! I really hope the artist doesn't follow these references.
No offence, but I like satyrs because of the mix between humans and whatever that human fucked in Equestria. If I wanted pure dog pussy, then I would've just fucked a dog.
>>3234810
Yeah........
I appreciate you taking the time to fetch (lol) some references for me, but I think I'll stick with more human genitals.
Thanks anyway, anon.
>>3235087
No problem, man. Go with what works for you.
>>3235045
>Not fucking animals.
pleb
>>3235045
To be honest I agree. That just looks weird. Horse pussy looks so much better.
>>3235172
>Is cool with an artist refusing to draw animal genitals
>Proceeds to call someone who doesn't like dog genitals a pleb
???
>>3236708
Just poking fun.
>>3236719
>I was just pretending
>>3237521
Never. The moment people start "letting go" is the same moment we forgive the Nazis and accept Hillary as president. Treason is treason! Clinton gotta go.
