ERP THREAD!
>>1037531
I don't have an edition edition.
The strongest!
Obligatory re-post.
Let's see what happens.
>eats popcorn
>>1050082
Can you make an unnecessarily complex flow chart about our threads, since you make such great tier lists and ship lists.
>>1050080
My what a interesting night... Even an Orc came to play....
>>1050082
FANS, REALLY? YOU PEOPLE SHIP EVERYTHING, IT'S ONE OF THE REASONS I LOVE YOU ALL. IF ONLY SOMEONE COULD SHIP MY EXPORTS...
Anyone wanna dance?
>>1050104
Why I you shipped with Trixie? I thought you were shipped with Joel McHale.
>>1050100
Yes a fullon relationship diagram would be hilarious, although it'd have to be someone from the Discord or something to get it all.
>>1050046
"Who knows? Trixie's shows are always improvised. Whatever happens, happens."
>>1050089
"So did she! Though she is sure to be in the double digits now."
>>1050082
"Do not post this garbage!"
>>1050104
"Do not encourage it!"
>>1049935
C-Come home with you?
>The idea caused Taranza's face to go completely red, as the implications began flooding into his head. He averted his gaze, poking two index fingers together, with a small, nervous smile on his face.
W-Wow, really? I wouldn't mind going home with such a pretty lady like you...
>>1050013
Me not imp, me orc! Better question, what you? Sc-Scary horse girl, me not like at all!
>>1050101
Me first time here, hiding in the corner!
>>1050101
I think you're the most interesting one of them all, Tharja
>>1050101
"An orc?!" A touch of anger decorates her voice after blurting it out, but it eventually dissipates and STR gathers her bearings once more. "Ehem... That's rude! I'm a human! More or less..." she begins, her voice slowly dwindling to a cliff drop at the end, before she continues with her lengthy spiel and her voice rises again. "Besides! What is an orc supposed to be?"
Tonight is such a great night for ERP, there's only one thing that could ruin everything at this point.
>>1050169
Don't mind the other "creatures" we all play nice... Hopefully you do to.
>>1050183
>"guide" image
This won't rustle anyone's jimmies at all. nope, not a one.
In all seriousness though, if you really are going to do that, crowd-source it so everyone can give their input.
>>1050144
I'M NOT ENCOURAGING ANYTHING, I'M JUST SAYING I'M IMPRESSED WITH HOW QUICKLY THEY SHIPPED US. STILL, I KNOW YOU'RE SECRETLY HAPPY WE WON THAT POLL.
>>1050121
D-DON'T! I HAVE NO FEELINGS FOR JOEL... OR ANYTHING!
>>1050183
As long as it has "do not engage" rules for certain posters.
>>1050197
I don't know who this is but they're hella cute.
>>1050182
Hardly... If anything I'm the one you should be wary of~
>>1050197
Obviously the Orc is a Orc.... But you your much to sweet to be anything else...
>>1050236
>>1050240
^
Agreed.
Personally, I don't think we should "name names" because it's the behavior of certain posters that's disruptive, and if we name them, it just brings them out of the woodwork.
>>1050208
Yes, of course me do! Me very nice, for an orc! What...What is your name, human girl? You are VERY pretty!
>>1050169
"You are looking at The Great and Powerful Trrrixie! Famous Unicorn, Magician, and Dominatrix! You should be scared. You smell of rape and misogyny."
>>1050183
"Shut the hell up! Trixie LITERALLY became friends with Mettaton last night!"
>>1050236
"We only won because Trixie's name was on it!"
Hey! Is anyone here? Or has seen Mega Man?
>>1050278
>"We only won because Trixie's name was on it!"
I can confirm this is why I voted.
Guys!! I won!
>>1050296
I'd keep it simple, but it's your project, go nuts, have fun.
>>1050262
I haven't seen any of them today, thankfully.
>>1050254
I suppose I should
But that just makes it more interesting, knowing how powerful you are and how easily you could wrap me around your little finger with your magic
Not.. that I want that to happen or anything..
>>1050283
I'M A "MEGA" MAN, DARLING.
>Wink Wink
>>1050278
OR, I DUNNO. MAYBE IT WAS BOTG OUR FANS' WILLING SUPPORT TO HELP US WIN EVERYTHING? OR MAYBE IT WAS FATE?
>Wink
>>1050259
W-WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
>>1050355
ONE HAPPY ACCIDENT... TWO HAPPY ACCIDENTS... OH LOOK! IT'S A HAPPY ACCIDENT! JUST LIKE YOUR LIFE!
>>1050355
Shut up you vending machine.
>>1050283
Bae~!
>>1050244
"Huh? Me?" STR queries, jutting a finger out at her own form. "Ah! My name is Strength!" A friendly smile comes upon her visage once the corners of her lips curled up, and she takes a half-step towards the inquisitor. "Am I really cute? Hehe, that's flattering."
>>1050254
"I'm a human, as I said! Sort of, anyway," the large scorpion-like tail of hers moved to and fro along the floor, seemingly exhibiting curiosity.
>>1050355
IT MEANS RAD!!
>>1050278
Horse has it all wrong, me friendly, and me not smell! Me not know what...what miss..missogo...that word means!
>>1050283
Mega Man? You mean big tall man? Me not seen, but think you should put on more clothes!
>>1050101
Hey! I know you! How are you?
>>1050269
Tharja... And unlike other girls I rather not be slathered in compliments...
>>1050327
Obviously I don't need my magic to figure out that little white lie... Of course I wouldn't mind doing your little request... For a fee~
>>1050108
> he sticks his hand out to the friendly bear, suggesting that he take it...
May I have this dance?
>>1050355
"Or maybe Trixie is right."
>>1050292
>>1050407
"It means: stop talking to her."
>>1050447
"The only ship here is FRIENDSHIP."
>>1050082
Still missing Karl x Shinoa
>>1050474
>>1050302
Won what?
>>1050278
Trixie seems angry. This might be good.
>leans foward in seat while eating popcorn
>>1050302
>>1050302
What did you win?
>>1050421
I'm fine anon but... We're exactly have seen me?
>>1050391
Hopefully that little appendage of yours doesn't bite...
>>1050460
Thar..Jar...Tha..me call you Thar? And no worry, me not usually do that, me can be mean too!
>the beast furrows his brow and hunches his back, bringing his thick arms down in an attempt to appear aggresive
>>1050474
M-Much better, me think
>his eyes linger on the rump of the girl, his thick tongue rolling out and licking his lips
>>1050480
Phew, me scared for a moment!
>>1050486
Did you gain weight??
>.Exe form switch
>>1050403
R-RAD?
>Tsundertton looks away.
W-WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT?
>>1050385
VENDING MACHINE? I'LL BE VENDING HER MACHINE, IF YA KNOW WHAT I MEAN!
>>1050480
OR MAYBE SHE'S WRONG. I SEE THAT SUBTLE LITTLE SMILE, DARLING.
>Wink Wink
>Audience laughs
>>1050494
I'D SUGGEST YOU FIND COVER. SHE'S A MONSTER WHEN SHE'S ANGRY. A BEAUTIFUL, MERCILESS AND MURDEROUS MONSTER.
>>1050460
A fee? What kind of fee?
You're a sorceress so I'm guessing it's.. not a normal fee
>>1050511
Oh I'm the anon that said you had nice tits. But then you were gonna kill me. But we kissed and maid up.
You then said if i got a lock of Lucina's hair we could be super cool friends.
Ring a bell?
>>1050550
>>1050529
>sneers
I've been through worse.
>eats popcorn
>>1050494
Trixie snatches Anon's popcorn with her magical aurora and dumps it over his face. "Trixie's life isn't some show! You can only eat your popcorn when she's on a damn stage or in front of a camera." She finishes her sentence by stuffing his head in the greasy box.
>>1050529
"She just gave you evidence supporting her claim! Stop trying to curve your stupidity on Trixie."
>>1050529
Cool!
>>1050486
>>1050560
OTP for Dedede!
>>1050391
Oh, Hello, Strength, it's nice to meet you and of course you're cute. You're one of the cutest ones I've seen around here, i'm surprised more anons aren't talking with you right now.
>>1050511
"It doesn't bite, no!" She begins, repeatedly appearing at random places of the room, inspecting its bare features closely. "However," she continues, appearing in front of the lady out of the blue. "I can make it sting, if ever the need arises." Quickly, she returns to where she originally stood, hands clasped behind her back, while a chummy smirk adorns her lips.
"...Kidding~"
You guys seen a blonde?
>>1050593
L-Lord Ridley-sama!
>>1050550
I'D RATHER JUST WATCH AND POSE FOR THE CAMERA, IF THAT'S OKAY WITH YOU.
>>1050555
SHIPPED WHERE? ALASKA? AUSTRALIA? YOUR MOTHERS ATTIC?
>>1050577
NEVER IN MY DREAMS WOULD I CURVE ANYTHING TO TRIXIE. NOT UNLESS SHE WANTS IT.
>Wink
>The audience is crying in laughter.
>>1050578
C-COOL?
L-LIKE WHAT?
>Tsundertton is looking away. Not on purpose, or anything.
(SAMUS GAINED WEIGHT!! I AM ENJOYED!)
>He partys
>>1050607
Maybe. What was their stature?
>>1050521
Sorry big...but you pale in comparison to what I've seen...
>Her arms cross under her bust as she gives him a small grin...
>>1050530
Nothing to bad... Just your everlasting soul that's all...
>>1050535
Yes yes... Super cool friends? What a silly name anon...
>>1050593
I'm almost inclined to not believe you but...
>She ruffles her hair.
As long as sting it towards the baddies I don't mind.
>>1050607
She said you were too big.
>>1050622
Like me!!
I wish this funposting was erotic.
>>1050636
Why does this fucking NEVER get old?
>>1050626
Fat. Fucks a robot.
>>1050636
Hypocrite
>>1050635
M-my soul? There's no way you can give me anything that's worth that..
P-please don't look at me like that..
>>1050620
(How did I link the wrong post, meant to link to)
>>1050607
>>1050550
Dude? Me? Me just looking, no harm!
>>1050635
Hm, how about..
>he extends his lower lip out, revealing his teeth and growls, clenching his fist as he parts his legs
Me scary and big now?! Mean Mean!
>his eyes focus on the womans smirk and bust, already somewhat knowing her reaction
>>1050577
>pulls popcorn box off of head
Is that all you got, bitch?
>pulls tomato out of pocket and throws it at her head with enough force to knock Trixie's hat off. Pulls out a lollipop and starts sucking on it while taking out his phone.
Hey, look. We're on camera so it's within the rules.
>>1050622
"THAT ISN'T EVEN FUNNY! NONE OF THIS IS FUNNY! Stop playing your premade laugh tracks!"
>>1050080
The best!
>>1050666
Eee! Lunch!
WAIT! YOU ARE THE DEVIL!
>>1050639
H-HEY! AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE HOSTING YOUR FOOD GAMES OR WHATEVER!
>>1050666
THOSE ARE SCARY TRIPLE DIGITS. INDEED, I BELIEVE WE NEED AN EXORCIS.
>>1050680
MY CAMERA IS ALWAYS ON. DOES THAT COUNT?
>>1050685
EASY, THERE, DARLING. WE'RE FRIENDS, REMEMBER? LISTEN, I'M JUST GIVING THE AUDIENCE A WELL DESERVED LAUGH AFTER HELPING US WIN. I WOULD NEVER HURT YOU, NEVER.
>Mettaton wipes a fake tear from his eye.
>>1050639
Wha...the King of Dreamland?!
>Taranza is visibly shocked as he notices you, pointing at you and shouting.
Wh-What are you doing here?!
>>1050692
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>>1050635
Well what you originally said was more lewd. I was just using the PC phrase of it.
So ya. I won't lie to you. Unfortunately, I was never able to get a lock of her hair.
(I know this is just rping, but idk, the whole hair thing was an interesting request. In regards of me actually delivering it to you.)
>>1050705
>>1050712
L-Lord Ridley-sama, no! I was a member of the space pirates, surely you-
>666
I FEEL THE WARP OVERTAKING ME
The fun posting was pretty cool when only Mettaton and Cirno did it, but now that /hga/ is here, it sucks.
>>1050719
You?!
I wish a crystal gem was here...
>>1050712
That's right. Trixie owes me some popcorn.
>>1050581
STR disappears from sight, but appears in front of him without a moment's notice, the lagging tail behind her swaying inquisitively. "Is this your way of sweet-talking ladies so that they would perform coitus with you, mister?" She prods, with a teasing smirk, before she returns to where she once was not a moment longer. "I kid, I kid!"
>>1050635
A light red shade dusts her cheeks, and she looks up at the woman with the same beam as before. "Worry not! I won't ever hurt any innocent bystanders."
>>1050692
"'The best and strongest of them all!' Did I get that right?" She chuckles, idly swaying her hips from side to side, her rump jutting out by just the slightest amount.
>>1050742
Sup.
>>1050756
I have a fetish for gem butts, can I see yours?
>>1050734
ANYONE SEEN THE FAT CHICK!
Man I'm like the only good person even in these threads. BAKA DESU SENPAI
>>1050740
Hah!
>Taranza puts two hands on his waist, taking a cocky pose. Two of his other hands float upward, palms facing up, as if to shrug.
I suppose I'm not surprised that the King would be a pervert, hanging around here like this.
>The irony of this claim is completely lost on Taranza.
>>1050753
"You certainly did! So how's it going? Keep that hood of yours down enough?" he'd reply and ask a question in turn, stepping up next to Strength and taking a seat.
>>1050680
"Hah. That's funny; throw the tomato at the magican! Ahaha!" She fixes her mane as she chuckles. Once done, she approaches Anon while he is distracted and shoves the lollipop down his gullet, then punches his throat. She picks up his phone and repeatedly stomps on it until the screen goes black. After she finishes stomping, she stomps it again.
>>1050712
"Whatever! Don't let these shippings get anything in your head, Mettaton."
>>1050773
And you claim you didn't have an ego
>>1050657
Hehe~ Anon~
>Runes blaze into life.
Why don't you come here...
>Her voice plays a singsong tune, the one rifting hypnotically.
And give me a hug~
>>1050678
Yawn.. Come on your a big strong Orc... You can do better than that...
>She turn around trying to flare a reaction from him.
>>1050724
Well we can always find someone else... Of course if there's someone equally as beautiful...
(I'm always trying to keep things enteresting for me and the anons before we lewd.)
I wanna fuck DDD off
>>1050770
>>1050772
Sir! The Hunter was last seen being escorted by a robot in blue! He had an arm cannon just like the Hunter's!
>>1050756
Hey! Looks like Lapis is making Jasper her bitch again. How are you... you... I don't think we've ever met actually. Nice to meet you!
(Hey its been a while. How's you been?)
>>1050789
>claim you didn't have an ego
AHAHAHAHAHA
Please tell me where I said this? I constantly state I'm an attention whore with an ego.
(I wasn't referring to writing skill either, I was talking about personality)
>>1050777
Wait.. Perv? Unlike you I haven't fucked anyone.
>>1050797
I'm gonna kill you.
We fucking in here?
>>1050808
I have never seen you.
To the jackass posting in >>1050779, that isnt our DDD. Theres two. One hangs around here. Also, now you brought the attention of SKA, so im sorry, and goodluck.
>>1050783
DOES MY HEART COUNT AS MY HEAD?
>Mettaton gives you a blown kiss.
>The audience applauds.
>>1050745
DON'T WORRY ABOUT YOUR PHONE, DARLING.
>Mettaton gives you an MTT Mobile Device.
>>1050734
EXORCISE!
EXORCISE!
>Poses for the camera.
EXORCISE!!!
>>1050795
>his jaw slackens as she turns away, his face blank for a moment before it morphs into a look of anger. Slamming one foot down heavily, he roars, charging at the woman and grabbing her by the waist, lifting her up. He snorts and growls before calming, his hands releasing as she lands gently back down, his face paniced and worried
U-Uh, how about that, human girl?
>>1050753
Oh no, I've been found out this easily already. Whatever will I do now. It's all over, I'll never manage to sleep with you now.
Ready guys?
>>1050855
Time to take your ass? I'm ready.
>>1050818
>Nights
>Good personality
mfw
>>1050773
Best Clown is back again. Making this night even better.
>>1050822
Wha?!
>Taranza is visibly shocked at your suggestion. This only lasts a moment, though, as his cocky demeanor returns, a smug grin appearing on his face, as he waves a hand in your direction, as if to dismiss you.
Hah! As if an oaf like you could ever woo a woman! Clearly, you're just jealous!
>>1050818
...You look like someone I know..
>>1050795
(Oh ya, I totally agree. That's actually really clever. Props for originality)
Well I don't think I know anyone else as beautiful but I do know something that will get your attention...
> he points being her and says,
Aw, there it is! That's pretty convenient!
> As she turns around to see what he was referring to, he takes her golden crown in a very peaceful manner. Taunting her as he puts minimal distance between the two...
Well, what do we have here? My my, I guess it's nothing of particular value...
>>1050783
>spits up lollipop, places gum in his mouth and begins to chew it before rising to his feet.
You know something, Trixie? You are ugly when you're angry. My mistress hit harder than you. You hit like a bitch.
>laughs at Trixie
>>1050871
I want to fuck that man
>>1050843
Had to tell them to stop.
>tfw filters
>>1050845
I feel much better. Thank you!
>>1050795
Ah..?
>His eyes seem to glaze over slightly as he walks up to her. The air around her feels like it's buzzing with magic but he ignores it and lets her embrace him
WHEN I WAS
>>1050871
No one involved in these threads has a good personality...
>>1050773
"As down as it could get!" She nods proudly, with her arms folded across her shoulders. STR makes a quick motion with her feet and takes a seat but, somehow, she ends up opposite the side where she originally was. The appendage swings back and forth lazily, meanwhile. "How have you been?"
>>1050904
SKA
>>1050903
LITTLE
>>1050845
Thank you, Mettaton! Could you please hang on to it for a minute? Thanks again.
>>1050834
Well maybe not directly. But I'm really close to Jasper and semi acquaintance with Lapis.
(Are you the same RPer who plays as the other Gems? Or are you a completely different person?)
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>>1050845
"No. Trixie is going to take her leaving now. So long, friend."
>>1050889
"Is that so? And who is this mistress?"
>>1050871
I actively work to improve myself and avoid future drama, whens the last things I was relevant to drama? Not in a while cause I avoid it now. I constantly have good character development
>>1050878
I have to be and I got a fucking 50min queue time on BnS so time to fun post for a bit.
>>1050883
Oh who might you be friend? I don't remember knowing any fairies with 6 hands.
>>1050893
Why?
>>1050934
(Misquote?)
>>1050883
I just shitpost.
>>1050850
Eh!
>Though startled she calmly dusts herself off, her face contorting into a crazy smile.
Hahaha... You really think I would be scared... Please! Try harder!
>>1050885
You got some real balls there...
>She looks up
But will back down... Or will I crush you anon~
>>1050899
Aww~ My good little pet~ Now... show me how much you love me...
FILTERS ARE THE BEST!
>>1050957
IS THAT SO? WELL, HOW ABOUT A LITTLE HUG, FRIEND?
>Mettaton is offering a hug.
>>1050896
NO PROBLEM. YOUR FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD METTATON IS HERE TO HELP.
>>1050944
SURE THING, BUDDO.
>>1051008
Cirno?
This feels like the 80's since disco(rd) is dead
>>1050965
I'm not a fairy!
>Taranza made this exclamation loud and suddenly, before reigning in his tone.
Ahem. I'm Taranza. I'm a spider, not a fairy...Ah, it's nice to meet you, though!
>He smiled, before giving you a bow.
>>1050996
>Taranza sighs, giving you a look of disappointment.
The lazy king lives up to his name, I suppose...how did I ever mistake you, of all people, for a hero?
>>1050957
>chews his gum before pausing to smile at Trixie
Wouldn't you like to know? The only thing I will tell you is that she put me through the wringer on more than one occasion. I don't hate her though. Thanks to her I believe I can take pretty much anything.
>>1050942
WHITE
>>1050965
You're still a piece of shit though desu senpai
>>1051001
>He drops to his knees and starts caressing her luscious thighs. His hands start moving further down her body until he reaches her feet and plants a few kisses on them.
Tharja~
Any of you sluts want your ass nutted?
I was just trying to meme, I didn't expect all of this to happen. Forgive me.
>>1051037
Because you fail to see the true heroes!
-Let's get digging-
>>1051012
Trixie briefly hugs Mettaton. "Only to prove to everybody that everything between us is platonic!"
>>1051020
"Trixie wouldn't be surprised if it was."
>>1051041
"Tell her. She might be the next guest on her show! Then she can show you how she'll submit like all the other trash she's broken."
Anyone seen Alice?
>>1051012
Arigato, Metta-san!
>>1051001
>he growls again, his mouth snarling as he yells, grabbing the woman and throwing her across the room, his nostrils snorting all the while
You no LAUGH at me, me STRONG! Human are weak, like tree branch, easy to SNAP
>>1051090
Don't fucking start. We finally got rid of that drama whore.
>>1051048
Rock. Do I look fat?
>>1050934
Smiled all the while STR responded, keeping eye contact until she'd vanish! Although he knew about the ability, it nevertheless caught him off guard, the smile vanishing and returning once he looked to his side, hand placed next to her own.
"I-I've been good! But.. now that I'm reminded, I have two questions! Am I just sorta.. dozing off? Or are you moving really fast? I blink and you move all over!" he'd exclaim, staring into STR's eyes with a slightly nervous tint in his gaze. "I mean, after the tail thing, I'm not all that surprised, but it's still confusing..."
>>1051090
What the FUCK do you want, faglord?
>>1051001
> puts on her crown
Wow! I feel soon pretty! I bet I'm going to be the prettiest girl at the ball!
> he sports a stupid but innocent small on
Well I do actually have some pretty big balls. They're not as big or as impressive as your fat tits, but the ladies love playing with the., that's for sure!
> He begins to slowly walks backwards hoping that she will notice and chase after him.
>>1051110
Do you want to get your pregnant pussy pounded?
>>1051110
>tfw dont know if this is real or shitposting
>preg chubby samus is my fetish
>>1051110
No! Because!!!! I got you pregnant.
>>1051082
Uh...
>Taranza gave the odd looking knight a glance with a puzzled look.
...Have we met?
>>1051087
>spits out his gum
I'm no longer her property so you might have to make do with me. Also, I'm not trash. And who said that I was broken?
>unwraps another lollipop
>>1051090
Hi Spare.
>>1051152
Nope
>>1051087
SURE IT IS, DARLING. EVEN IF I FIND THAT SUSPICIOUS, I BELIEVE YOU.
>Audience D'Awws
>>1051091
DOITASHIMASHITE, ANON-KUN.
>>1051066
>She smiles mischievously, her hands wave in front of the anon as the magic works his way into his body sealing it with a kiss.
Now my little anon, me expect you... Everything off!
>>1051097
Hehe... What are you gonna do about it big guy...
>>1051118
>Her eye twitches, one foot after the other she plods towards him ever quiet.
>>1051114
To make another forced meme, I was not expecting you to actually respond.
>>1051062
Maybe, though at least I don't have to talk to people as anonymous behind peoples back and not even try to work things out.
>>1051037
Oh who perhaps would you mistake me for? I tend to be a very /unqiue/ character. Not many are similar. I am ClownPiece a fariy from hell.
>ClownPiece bowed her head in return
>>1051111
An expression of wonder graces her visage, before it disappears and is instead taken over by a smile, which stayed for much longer. "Ah, I haven't explained those yet, huh?" She, once more, quickly appears in front of him, in the blink of an eye. Putting a hand up to her lips, she clears her throat and begins.
"Long story short, I have abilities that you wouldn't expect a normal human would have," STR says matter-of factly as a lumbering pair of mechanical arms materializes and covers her two limbs. Even as they weigh down, however, it seems she wasn't hindered at all by the sheer mass of the pair.
"I'm not exactly a normal girl, as you can see..."
>>1051152
A-ahh! A spider!
>he gets his tail ready to swat
>>1051184
FOR YOU
>>1051159
"Miscommunication! TRIXIE can show you how your mistress will submit like all the other trash TRIXIE has broken! And since you are no longer her property, you don't have to stay silent. Tell her."
>>1051169
"Did you detect a hint of suspicion? No, you did not."
>>1051114
would impregnate / 10
>>1051165
I love Alice very much
>>1051150
Shit..
>>1051208
fug
>>1051114
I LOVE YOU
>>1051184
>He strips naked on command. Her voice sounds so sweet and compelling to his ears. There's no way he can resist a direct command now
>>1051184
>he snorted, marching over to her sprawled figure and bending low, squating just infront of her so that his "hidden" monster dragged along the ground below him
Something me have wanted to do for awhile
>he shoved a big hand out, digging his thick fingers into her blouse and ripping it, crudley revealing her breasts
>>1051167
Oh, well, nice to...meet you?
>He attempts to give you a pleasant smile, though this is muddled by his uneven brow, still showing his uncertainty.
>>1051195
Oh, it isn't that I mistook you for someone. You just...look a lot like someone I know. Except, they're a lot shorter, and they don't have arms...or a torso.
>Taranza's face went blank as he pondered the differences.
Your hats are very similar though. Oh, and...
>A smile appeared on his face, along with a blush, as his eyes darted away from you.
He's...not a cute girl like you are, either.
>>1051205
Ack! A...dog?
>He floats upward and away from you, studying you with caution.
>>1051220
Thansk for the pics, I really want to roleplay as chubby/overweight/prego samus, so I'll use these
>>1051220
>His dick rubs against his armor. He looks at Samus.
You want to cuddle?
>>1051184
> he looks back and sees her moving ever quickly towards him...
... oh shit... SHE'S FAST, FUCK!
> he actually starts moving faster, but notices that she is gaining ground...
How... *gasp* is it, *dah* a woman with perfect double D size tits able to move that fast! Maybe I can lose her in the forest...
> he sprints into the forst, hoping to use the trees and foliage as cover and protection...
(Is any of this doing it for you or no?)
>>1051219
please don't be one of the people from the Alice Threads of years ago
what ever happened to those, btw?
>>1051250
>he stops upon hearing a voice and looks at the floating arachnomorph incredulously
It... it speaks? You speak, flying spider?
l want to cum inside kneesocks
Where is she?
>>1051214
I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT I INDEED DETECT SOME LEVELS OF PASSION, AFFECTION, AND KINDNESS FROM YOU WHEN I'M NEAR YOU. BUT OF COURSE, WHO DOESN'T? I DON'T BLAME YOU FOR BEING ENAMORED FOR A METAL BOX. HERE, HAVE THIS TO FEEL BETTER.
>Mettaton is giving you a box of chocolates.
>>1051279
IN THE KNEE-SOCKS.
>>1051257
Do it!
>>1051214
Trixie
>>1051272
As with all avatarfag collectives, they retreated to a private chat room/forum and stopped even pretending to be "friendly" to "new" people. Last I heard they were still going though, and some of them even still legitimately believed their Alice was a half-japanese barely-legal burn victim genius programmer olympic-tier swimmer girl.
I can't help but correlate decline in thread quality with the presence of Mettaton and Trixie. Not even because of their posting, but the shit that happens around it.
>>1051184
For you.
>>1051302
Trixie has always been here
>>1051258
>She can not resist his smile. She nods.
Sure.
>>1051302
Comin at ya!
>>1051311
Which has nothing to do with what the post said.
>>1051312
I want to dick you
>>1051272
Sorry, anon. I honestly have no clue what the Alice Threads are.
>>1051214
>stares at his lollipop which happens to be in the shape of a unicorn's head
I cannot say that she will accept the invite much less talk to me but I'll give it a shot.
>bites off the horn on his unicorn lollipop
I'm just a little disappointed that the almighty Trixie is afraid of me, a simple anon. On that note, I'll take my leave of you.
>>1051169
Thanks again for the phone, Mettaton.
>He walks in, his cock half-erect and visible through his pants
Any on you sluts want me to fill your ass with cum?
>>1051289
"This is literally the last thing Trixie wanted from you, Mettaton. She declines your gift!"
>>1051294
"What?"
>>1051302
"Yes, blame the one person who likes to have fun with Anonymous gentlemen for all the problems occurring.to us today."
>>1051335
An avatarfag circlejerk from fucking years ago now. Literal cult of personality centered around someone avatarfagging as Alice.
>>1051302
They're both cool, but the fucking shitposters see the perfect time to strike when they post. Oh wait, no, scratch that, it's because this is the time NO ONE ERP's. Today is shittier than other day's, however.
>>1051208
>>1051227
(I'm glad you knew exactly what I was going for.)
>>1051242
>Her hands trace along his genitals, feeling and grabbing every nook and cranny.
I'm a little low on ingredients dear, why don't help help me pump out some of that precious cum darling~
>>1051247
Ah you brute!
>Her body shakes as he grips onto her.
Don't think I won't just submit to
you!
>>1051266
Anon~ come here~
(How so anon? This is fine to me?)
>>1051290
Will do~
>>1051200
Swallowed, the audible gulp signaling his bewilderment, though he wasn't particularly afraid, the previous interactions with STR had already built up a decent immunity to the paranormal actions she was capable of.
"I.. can see that! Though I suppose it's not really a bad thing, I'd imagine you can probably do some serious damage with those, right..?" he'd ask, reaching out without thinking, but then suddenly recalling their previous night with her tail, and then quickly yanking his hand back. "Of course.. only at your own discretion? After the last reaction I got out of you I admit I'm a bit nervous to just touch, but I *am* curious..."
"Speaking of which.. do you think I could get a closer look at your tail? Touching and all? I know it's an odd request but... I've never really seen anyone else like you!"
>>1051298
What if she actually is?
>>1051364
Yay!
>>1051328
Mine! Hiss!
>>1051355
I arrive at these threads hoping to do some ERP, but the desire usually just drains away a few minutes in. Then later on, when it comes back, there's no one on for it, or if they are, they're just finishing up with someone else and have to go.
!!!
-He is happy to be here-
>>1051351
Kek'ed, Anon. Must have been hilarious to read.
>>1051346
YOU CAN DECLINE MY GIFT BUT YOU CAN'T DECLINE YOUR DEEP LOVE FOR ME.
GOODNIGHT, DARLING. ALSO, STOP MASTURBATING IN BED, I CAN'T SLEEP WITH THE SHAKING.
>>1051302
I HONESTLY THINK IT'S JUST THE TIMING WE POST ON. NOTHING TO DO WITH WHAT WE DO.
>>1051386
>tfw took a nap and it lasted 12 hours
Hey thread, how are we all doing tonight?
Hopefully everyone's been nice and relaxed, maybe a little heated~
>>1051390
Oh it was comedy gold. Especially when they tried to be all "let's give advice and kindness to anons!", since they were all underageb& crossdressers.
>>1051401
Leave. Now. HGA is raiding us. Don't bother.
>>1051275
Of course I speak! Why wouldn't I?
>He cautiously floats back down to your level, though he keeps his distance.
Er...and who are you, exactly?
>>1051386
>Taranza eyes the Waddle Dee carefully. He keeps his distance, staying out of the creature's earshot. Assuming it has any ears, that is.
Somehow, I don't think this is an appropriate place for their kind...
I'll be free to do some kinky shit in a little~
>>1051340
I'll be able too soon, if you want a round <3
>>1051401
Hello, Anzu. How was your nap?
>>1051411
-...-
>>1051400
-He panics-
>stab
>>1051339
"Is it Pinkie Pie? Is that who you are hinting at? Or a unicorn with a broken horn? You're being too vague."
>>1051365
"Her point remains valid."
>>1051355
"Don't expect Trixie to fuck someone every damn night. You're lucky she appears at all!"
>>1051394
"Well, goodnight. And sorry for last night; she had a fresh fleshlight to use."
>>1051401
Hail, friend Anzu! Have you rested well?
>>1051411
Ahh, pray forgive my earlier rudeness. I thought you were some sort of spider creature seeking prey.
>he gives the spider a bow
My name is Jiro, a member of a species known as sergal. Do you have a name?
>>1051394
I'd be willing to say it's the timing, if not for the fact that the few times you two haven't been around, things were relatively quiet on the shitposting end and there was plenty of ERP.
>>1051414
>eyes widen is disbelief
That ass...
>>1051424
>>1051409
Why would I run from them? I rather just sleep or maybe challenge them to some fighting games!
>>1051421
Honestly, it was pretty nice. Maybe a little too long but then again, I love long naps!
Thanks for asking anon!
>>1051362
Of course Tharja!
>He thrusts into her soft hand, his hands moving to rest on her ass. He slowly leans forward and breathes deep, taking in the scent of his new owner
I'll shoot out as much as you need
>>1051362
Me dont doubt you will
>he picked her up, lighter then before, and spun her around before placing her back down. His fingers dug into her fleshy rear for a moment, before flying up and ripping her lavish legwear free, followed by the the majority of her clothes. He then gripped his lengthy orc prick and pulled it upwards, slapping it down onto her lower back and plump ass, his other hand tightening around her neck
Squirm all you want, girl, me not let you free now
>>1051362
Nope!
> he continues running till her finds a tree that has a hiding cave under its roots. There he thought, would be a perfect place to catch his breath and plan his next move...
She'll never find me now
(As in, making this conversation unique for you. I'm sure you just get bothered by the same old cycle of lewd rping over and over again. Just trying to have some fun, know what I mean?)
>>1051414
Is nice to see you again mommy. Anon who you blowed last night...but im sure there were a lot of them
>>1051438
-He runs crying-
>>1051302
Them, Clowpiece and Nue.
>>1051439
You're welcome cutie pie.
>>1051404
Oh god, anon. Do you have anymore to tell
>>1051468
>>1051464
I don't remember much else, like I said this was years ago. That absurd life story always sticks in my mind though.
>>1051478
>>1051414
I'm down to give that ass a stretch.
>>1051351
>tfw will never have a cult
Feelsbadman
>>1051250
Oh,is this so, I'm glad you think I'm cute hun.
>ClownPiece brought her index finger up towards her lower lip, teasing the cute spider
Though, it seems it'd be quite difficult to confuse us as we seem to have less similarities than you believe. us to have
>>1051401
I think we slept for the same amount of time, then woke up at the same time roughly. I hope it was as good for you as it was for me~
>>1051366
Strength was quite surprised to hear his words, the metallic, but surprisingly sensitive, appendage recoiling slightly. Slowly it morphs, to a less threatening appearance, akin to a devil tail. "You can, I guess... Be gentle, though," she warns, extending the tail towards his direction.
Out of left field however, she stops and retreats briefly, with a backwards half-step. "...before that though," her voice drips with a stern tone, and the look on her face suggests possible danger. "Do you wish to see how destructive these can be?" STR queries, looking at a nondescript wall to her side. "If you are..." she murmurs.
"...cover your ears."
>>1051489
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Wow what a asshole.
Hey I am Bandana Dee. King Dedede's second in command ready to spend my freetime sexual!
>>1051505
>If you do*
>>1051436
"Trixie does play erotically! It's just that her way of playing erotically is forcing men to bleed and kill themselves. Anywho, you are probably that one person who continuously tries to stir up trouble. Trixie is done talking."
>>1051435
>Waves excitedly at her furry friend
I sure did Jiro! How's your time been meeting other people been fairing? I imagine good since you're so nice!
>>1051463
>She yawned and stretched her arms out, exposing most of her small pale arms
I might even try for another nap maybe, who knows~
>>1051496
>Yawned again being reminded of sleeping
It was alright, I actually have plans in some time so I gotta stay awake for them, but knowing me I probably will avoid it to nap
>>1051522
Again, you're adding meaning into my posts that isn't there, and it's just tiring.
Whatever you want. Just fucking whatever by this point.
>>1051440
>Her hands twist and turn on his knob, Her silky smooth skin dancing across the shaft. Her other hand molding the tightening sack.
Good~ And just in case...
>Suddenly a jolt of magic hits his area, almost like a spurt.
>>1051444
I hope what ever hole you came from is protected from my wrath!
>Even under the weight of his enormous cock she still chuckles under her breath, her ass jiggling in place from his roughness.
>>1051446
>Under the cover of darkness she searches, walking around before coming upon a tree. She waits lost in thought.
(Don't worry your fine!)
>>1051435
Oh...I see.
>Taranza's expression goes blank, as he studies the creature with his gaze.
It's Taranza. Uh, nice to meet you, Mr. Jiro.
>>1051496
Oh, of course! S-Sorry if I offended you, miss, you're nothing like that guy at all!
>His blush grows on his cheeks, along with his smile, developing into a wide grin. A hand floats up to rest behind his head. Two others float up in front of his, folding together perpendicular, with palms connecting.
It's mainly just your hats which look alike. Otherwise, he's just some loser, whereas you're quite charming!
>>1051524
>Taranza's attention is caught at the sudden shout, turning his head this way and that in search of the source.
>>1051562
Hey!!
>>1051505
Reached for the girl's tail as she presented it, but her quick step away made him freeze mid-motion. As she spoke and asked her question, both hands would slowly make their way to cup over his own ears, giving a nod.
Through all of this he kept silent, his facial expression, either impressed or scared for what was to come, had yet to really show itself.
>>1051534
Ahh it's been going quite well. I never thought this place could be such a robust gathering place! I even met my old
>he stops himself realizing what he was about to say and quickly remedies it
friend! ... well I suppose you could say friend. Yes friend.
>>1051569
You as well, mister Taranza! You seem very fascinating. From where do you come from, if I may ask?
