/pfg/ Dendrophilia General
Florans master race Edition
Here, we fuck plants, dream of fucking plants, and discuss real world plants and games, animations, and comics with sexy plant creatures in them.
>Booru
http://plantfucker.booru.org
Everyone is welcome to join us.
>>2967614
doesn't that belong in /bfg/
>>2967626
nah
she is a Floran
>>2967699
hold on
>Pre dance plus butt rub ritual
>Then mating either self or cross pollination based on their status
>Finally the seeds produced are placed in the sacred sprout garden
>Emergency action to ensure survival of species. Well they are flowering plants and if no mates are available they can reproduce asexually. If they some how get major damage to the flower they will snap off limbs and plant them. Then root in the ground regrowing parts using ground nutrients and photosynthesis
fucking hell this game have some weird shit
>Just woke up
>Thread on page 10
You did great, Anon.
-Guy who usually makes the thread
would you?
>>2968371
No, Enter the Gungeon has soiled peas in a pod for me.
>>2968371
of coursh
when are you guys going to make your own mushroom waifu?
>>2967614
One of the last posts of the previous thread. What a cutie!
Also, here's to our dear writefags that have gone AWOL in the midst of our plantfuckery.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K05iuZatB-o
>>2971859
get out nodev plant
>>2971859
I heard Florans.
I'm in.
>>2972330
cute
>>2972265
is there more of her?
>>2972354
I think there is, but that's the only one i got
>>2972512
It's from a game made by a guy from /v/
I have no idea in what she is going to do in game though, as the main character is an astronaut
>>2974375
>giving a floran kawaii uguu anime eyes
>>2971997
>garflondo
>not stary the star
Hey I'm new to these kind of threads, are images like this allowed?
>>2974699
If it's vaguely planty enough it's fine in my book
>>2974699
while i'd personally prefer less human looking, there's no way you can't say that's not plantfucker material
>>2974765
>>2974794
I'll post some more then, personally I prefer the more human looking but whatever floats your boats :)
Although, I do wonder, what about plants attract you, I'm attracted to plants that look like girls but not so much plants looking like, girl plants I guess.
>>2974839
>>2974848
>>2974861
Also, I guess if it's a fetish then you don't understand what about it you find attractive so if you don't have a reason that's cool as well.
>>2974889
>>2974912
and that's all I've got apart from one 75% pink slime 25% plant girl pic.
>>2974998
weeacactus.tumblr.com
>>2974639
Would fuck
I heard that no one's made a line Berry girl
So I just recolored some anons ms paint drawing
>>2976378
>Pine Berry
>>2975644
>>2976378
What have you done
>>2976594
Already seen it senpai, need hentai winkwink
>>2968390
why? just because they turned it into a gun?
>>2976378
turning off anti aliasing doesn't mean i drew it in ms paint
>>2977302
No, because they turned it into an awful gun that actually hurts your item pool slightly by putting a shitty gun in it.
>>2977623
Could we get some strawberry juice milking with her?
Ima post some short stacktus for ya. She needs more love.
>>2978942
>>297854
>>2978966
Nailed that last number typing, beautiful.
>>2978984
>>2978984
>Nailed that last number typing
>He doesn't just click the last post number so it auto-adds to his post
>>2979205
man I've checked out this place in total for like a week and text thats the same color as everything else never looked clickable. But thanks for the heads up, jesus does that make shit easier.
>>2974375
>>2974375
>Floran
>Anime face
>Not cold dead eyes that stabs your soul repeatedly
>>2979286
No problem, Anon. Welcome to 4Chan, palace of sin and retardation alike.
Stay out of /v/, /pol/, and /soc/ unless you want to die a slow death.
>>2977623
>Comes back to thread
>Clicks on image in a public library
>My friends call me a plant fucker
:'^)
>>2974699
Go back to the weeb hell you came from fake
>>2979802
Those Floran eyes are beautiful and you won't convince me otherwise!
>>2980214
>>2980301
not really into futa but sure
>>2980381
>>2980201
i-i want to suck on that
>>2980392
Nah this is longer
>>2980392
>>2980426
>>2972354
ayy
i found one
>>2980301
>Game developer
I'm curious now, what you making?
>>2981053
funny that someone mentions it, I was recently asking some people if they wanted to try a project out and people could care less. Maybe I advertised it poorly or maybe people just don't like the genre, either way I have low confidence in even continuing it if there's no interest.
>>2980381
Also to prolly keep the thread still on track, yeah Floran futa is a bit weird with the thorny dik goin on, but man when it's futa it's hard to resist.
All hail officer Maractus
>>2980778
Definitely one of the hottest pics I've ever come across. Man...
>>2981300
not even a feet fag and i have to agree with you
the body is well made and the face is hot as fuck
literally perfect
PLANTS
HIP
FUCK
>>2984333
>Mfw I read that as "IT'S HIP TO FUCK PLANTS" for a second as I was passing by this thread
>>2976378
>mspaint
nah just binary tool 4 life
>>2980426
>want to complain about all the futa plant dick
>after stopping to think, realize that it's botanically accurate
Remember, futa plants satisfy both your dick AND botanical autism.
>>2988980
>>2974375
>kawaii eyes
>go to booru.org
>site not up
uh-oh
>>2991442
Who uses booru anyway
>>2992308
is that picture featuring a bunch of plant OCs on the sofa done
>>2994394
![tumblr_o7gmedY9zh1tqskowo3_1280[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/sn26zRO.png "tumblr_o7gmedY9zh1tqskowo3_1280[1].png")
![5cf6acc041a0125ceacb9b47daff6bdd[2].png](https://i.imgur.com/X3Bi6aw.png "5cf6acc041a0125ceacb9b47daff6bdd[2].png")
>>2994394
Aw man now I feel like getting in on the plant OC stuff. I have a lot of OCs over the years and one plant gal does come to mind, but I never did get to fully flesh her out....
>>2936428
>>2936867
..,introducing new fr
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,,geromy!..
(It's 3 am on my timezone i have no idea how to fucking draw and i feel like i'm on REM sleep except i'm also awake at the same time
as you can see he's supposed to have 4 legs like a regular creeper but i then learned i can't draw legs from the front)
>>3002767
Anyone else wants use the damn lawnmower on this abomination?
>>3002796
me
i want to fucking kill this monstrosity i created
trying to redesign OCs: never again
i will uninstall SAI for this
i have commited a sin against /pfg/'s pure eyes
>>3002834
Just praise the sun and all of your sins will go away!
>>3002834
Please dont murder geromy
I might make a lil curvy plant OC just for shits and giggles. I havent made a character in a while so I might as well try this out. I'm not an amazing artist but I'll give a try at drawing it. Any plants in particular you guys might think would be interesting to see?
>>3002993
no i will murder him
you cant stop me bro
>>2986191
well, IS it hip to fuck plants?
>>3003154
LEAVE GEROMY ALONE
>>3003157
maybe
>>3003154
no too bad
I have immortalized this...thing
it's some kinda palm tree golem with a melonhead thats square for some reason? At least I think that's what I'm seeing.
>>3003635
>melonhead thats square for some reason
he's obviously part Japanese
>>3003635
oh right, this is plant fucker general
>>3004490
it's so shy
>>3003680
but geromy is a nigger in the original, at least I think he was
>>3002865
Praise the Sun
These threads are a little slower than usual. Did we run out of plants to fuck, or are we chilling out for a bit and enjoying what we have?
>>3007855
>Final exams
>>3007983
>being elitist about degeneracy
jej
>>2996553
four legs
four vaginias
>>3008637
>Implying
that shit is entry level, it's nowhere near being "degenerate"
>>3008657
ok then
>being angry about non degenerate things
geg
>>3008657
>>3007983
bruh, this is fucking porn what are you complaining about?
>>3008940
>if it's porn then it's ok
nice logic there, fagtron
>>3008657
The entry level is what draws people in, though. Entry level stuff is handy to pad out a fandom's numbers, so it isn't just a small group of deviants who arbitrarily exclude concepts on the grounds of "but I don't like it".
"Plant" is a diverse label covering many differing types of organisms, so it only makes sense that plant fucking should run the range of humanoid to actual plant. It's not like Poison Ivy's been passed off as a plant girl yet.
>>3008981
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>>3007983
I see what you mean there, and I'd prefer things a bit more planty, but you gotta let some of these slide if it keeps the thread alive and healthy.
If you have anything of your own taste in plants you're welcome to post them.
>>3009942
>yellow
i'm preeetty sure that's just the lighting of the pic
>>3009473
I want to facefuck Flowey
>>3010102
just woke up
>>3003635
>>3004490
yep that's what he is
reason for him looking overdesigned(?) is that the original sketch was made when me and my friends were REALLY deep in minecraft autism,so each of us choose a random enemy and "designed" him into something
of course, all of their creatures were just shit like "white enderman with red eyes" or "edgy skeleton man with coat", i made mine a plant because in the world we decided this stuff, i had a fuckton of farms.
i still think he's a monstrosity
>>3010153
>>3003635
Cute.
Would friend
![latest[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/8uvrASB.png "latest[1].png")
>this thread
>>3010900
Indeed, the fruit must be fucked.
>>3012371
Which fruit is best for fuck?
>>3012445
The orange, always.
>>3010168
Yeah the dude is pretty...odd lookin, but I don't really agree with the whole "KILL IT BEFORE IT BREEDS" mentality. Was nice of that other dude to draw him for ya, though.
That Minecraft thing does sound kinda interesting, a while back I had an enderwoman with a jackolantern helmet on and a scarf. Used jackolanterns to prevent Endermen freakin out, so I thought the idea was funny.
I feel like tryin the method your friend group did, but I usually play with mods so stuff might get....weird. I only have, like, two friends who play though...
>>3013596
the "kill before it breeds" mentality was caused by me drawing it at 3 am, making it look really shitty because i can't draw while sleepy
based on the mods you play with you can kinda do it tho, if it's something like orespawn or advent of ascension,really any modded mobs can serve
![1463890296790[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/XGpxgqn.png "1463890296790[1].png")
>>3016085
Cute!
Here's a Whimsicott I did a few months ago.
>>3019946
saved
>>3019946
Where do you post your art
>>3020362
Random threads on 4chan.
>>3019946
Damn, yeah same thats some good shit, would wanna see a tumblr blog or something of your stuff some time.
>>3014996
Yeah I've already got a kinda funny idea to take the base character as a vanilla MC thing then add on the design with mods I personally enjoyed. Probably Clockwork Phase with plant girl, because the idea of a time manipulating farmer made odd yet funny sense.
>>3019946
You the guy who posts the chicken goblins in the shortstack thread?
When i was on Tumblr for a while i found this, might as well post it here, oh and if anyone ask, the guy who made this, delete hes tumblr account, i think this is the close we can get to Rose x Sunflower
>>3028341
>That sunflower face
I am... unsure how to feel about this.
>>3028786
Hard? Hot stuff m8
berry boobies
>>3028341
We need more of this.
Hey, guys. I'm the storyanon who made that Solar Flare greentext story last week.
Just saying you might not see anything until this weekend when this semester ends, sorry.
CUUUUUTE
>>3036323
primal sunflower cheeks are for squeezing
What exactly would you call this type of body, /pfg/?
>>3036392
Big top/big bottom/skinny middle? Hourglass, just an more extreme case of it.
https://youtu.be/L5uFyY8OUZc?t=108
would you /pfg/?
>>3036896
iwashopingsomeonewouldsaythiccbutthanksanyways
>>3036939
>>3036112
Shame. Good to see you aren't dead though.
I hope the other AWOL writer is simply stuck on a similar situation.
Does anyone have anything of Rosemaster from Cucumber Quest? She's gorgeous.
>>3043310
Why is it that Whimsicott is always drawn as a shortstack and why is it always so great?
Why are shortstacks just so great in general?
>>3043410
Looks more loli to me than anything else...yeah people say butt can count, but the "stack" part means stacked in the chest department.
>>3043439
imokwitheither
how do I get a plant gf
>>3044446
become a gardener
>>3044446
Get some nice soil
Buy plant
Plant plant
Water plant
Plant grow
Love plant
Plant now gf
>>2974440
Don't worry. They're just to lure you in for murder.
>>3044446
work at a garden center
>>3045698
What ever happened to walmart Anon?
>>3045794
Who's that?
>>3045873
anon that said he got hired in a garden center in a previous plantfucker general
>>3041149
Nope, I got nothing, but I agree, Roasemaster is an amazing creature and a lot of characterization went into her that just goes great the way it was done.
>>3047519
He said he was in a plant disney world I think
