ERP thread
Sir Cums-a-lot edition
Strength!
First for something.
>>1003005
I'm Alpha, a type A7M2 android. Welcome to Café Alpha! My master is away, but I can take care of you just fine. See that on the table? That's right, I'm armed, so there will be no raping in my place of business today. Only consensual interfacing allowed. Would you like some coffee?
>>1003249
Play her. She's adorable.
>>1003254
Do you perhaps have tea? Coffee tends to be a it too black for me.
The way you speak is silly though lady, are you not from around these parts?
>>1003266
I'll need to do some extensive research on her character first, considering I've never watched Black Rock Shooter before.
I will play her though.
I feel like someone has a grudge against me... I'm used to it.
Tharja outright said yes to 2 to 4 anons in the first thread.
They just stopped replying for no reason
>>1003316
It might be perhaps someone in your army, what there perhaps be another jealous of your power?
>>1003331
>Tharja outright said yes to 2 to 4 anons in the first thread.
Point to those posts then.
>sensually saunters around the room
Like what you see, ladies?
>>1003273
It wouldn't be much of a café if we didn't have tea, now would it? I'll whip it up for you in a jiffy! Is it green tea you like?
I apologize if my speech pattern is a little unusual. My master hasn't performed proper maintenance on me in quite some time. It must be a loose wire.
(anon)
None because it would be a waste of mental resources to get worked up over something like that. Unless however; your type of character is bothered by that.
I won't apologize for it, but I might make amends if you're interested.
(tharja)
Amends? Please... I know your type just like all the other floozys in the army... But... You could possibly make amends.
Clearly implies he could lewd as amendment
(Anon)
Tharja I'll do anything to prove you I'm worthy I just want to chill and practice hexes with you and fuck you really hard when you want to
(Tharja)
If you really must I won't mind... IF you help gather what I need Anon... I'll allow it.
Outright just says yes, no doubt about it
(anon)
I'm curious, what's my reward for getting a piece of Lucina's hair?
(tharja)
Hmm... I could work some of my hexes or anything within my power Anon...
Once again clear suggestions, she even mentions lewd hexes in a later post
(anon)
I see. So, at the end of the day, anyone else lusting over you is yearning for something unattainable?
(tharja)
I won't mince words...but to be with me would be a life of second best... Could you handle that Anon.
At no point in time declines him, just states it wouldn't be the best.
The next post by that same anon he declines her instead.
>>1003407
>(tharja)
>I won't mince words...but to be with me would be a life of second best... Could you handle that Anon.
You don't think that's a rejection?
>>1003365
mega
milk
>>1003417
Nope its in character for her.
Thinking she is worthless and she isn't worthy of people desiring her, or having them realize she isn't the best.
I personally assume if he went along the lines of a second compliment like "but you are the best to me" or "that is entirely fine, you don't have to best everything in life. As long as we are happy its fine"
It would have worked.
>>1003373
It is fine I like silly people makes them quite amusing.
Though you are not very smart lady, you went up to make tea, but what of the gun, now it just lays here on the table, what if some bad person came along and threatened you and now they have a gun to intimidate you as well. You clearly need a better master who is less short sighted
Ahh screw it, I can't be assed to read up on her right now. Too tired. Later.
I want to be NTRd
>>1003458
I want to cuck you.
>>1003445
It's fine thread is dying down and being slow, so you can do it tomorrow.
>>1003468
Please do.
>>1003471
Who is your waifu/husbando?
>>1003480
Does anyone have the baby batter post?
>>1003484
>braided pony tail
>stockings
I can work with this she is 10/10
I probably won't get around to it tonight, I'll have plans for it tomorrow around the same time if you can wait.
Still never seen strike witches so I can't get the personality right.
>>1003498
I don't mind waiting, I think it will make it even more fun.
Thanks, she is a beauty.
>>1003484
If you be good, you might get to listen from the next room as she gets impregnated.
>>1003508
Well, that would be music to my ears.
>>1003507
Cucking/ntr is actually one of the erp's I've done a lot so I should be slightly better at. Had one anon who wanted me to do it all the time, so hopefully I can satisfy your desires. I already know exactly exactly how I will do it
>>1003522
Sounds perfect, having someone who is experienced at it will make it flow more smoothly.
>>1003436
But it's right here in my holster, silly. If you keep teasing me like this your tea is just going to take longer to make.
Well, last night sucked.
>was expecting it to be that guy obsessed with Rei from Evangelion for a moment
>>1003316
Still on miss?
>>1003550
Why is that hun?
>>1003542
You must be silly, look at your holster, its empty. You clearly don't have everything together, are you sure you should be making tea? You are probably one of the people who mixes up sugar and salt.
>>1003551
If it was I wouldn't have done it.
>>1003539
Remind me tomorrow just in case, my memory tends to not be the best at times
>>1003550
How badly? I missed last night.
>>1003551
He's been around the past couple of nights too actually.
>>1003583
>>1003585
Oh, you know, getting punched out by a goofy-faced idiot, losing a chance with a 10/10 hunk.
I think one of you was there.
>>1003599
I was there but I didn't bother reading your post, you had a ton of replies and people talking to you, too much effort for me. I might go back and re-read it later.
You should have just asked for me to take care of you though hun, I'm the best bodyguard alive, its one of my 50 professions
It's okay I'm also a doctor, so come here and lay your head on my lap, I'll make sure to take care of your wounds.
>>1003599
I wasnt. I was off camping for the weekend in the woods and just got home right about now.
I'm sorry that happened to you. Unfortunately I can't do anything to fix what happened, but I can try to make you feel better.
How can I help you?
>>1003608
Well, thanks, I guess. Still, some kid fixed me up. Not even a hangover.
>>1003623
Well I'm glad you recovered dear, if he returns I'll have prepared something special for him. I'm sure it will amuse you and be more than enough payback.
Which one of you faggots wants to suck my dick?
How the hell did I end up here?
What the hell is this place?
>>1003599
"Hmm. A '10/10 hunk,' you say? How saccharine." A sarcastic tone carries in his voice, with a smirk endowing the corners of his lips.
"Do you plan on eulogizing any further? I'm all ears." He folds his arms across his chest, awaiting a response with amusement and bated breath.
>>1003621
Don't worry about it. I got fixed up.
>>1003630
If you want. I mean, I wouldn't bother with him.
>>1003634
Go get 'em, tiger.
>>1003641
I wonder if Misato has a hairy coochie.
>>1003641
I have yet to use my torch in quite some time. It is always fun to drive a man insane.
>>1003583
It's okay; I found this instead.
>>1003640
"Oh boy," whispers Misato, to herself.
She takes in a long breath, and faces him with a grin on her lips. One hand up, in a friendly v-sign, and the other clenching down near her thigh.
"So, yeah, about last night," she offers, with a tiny chuckle. "I...didn't catch your name, did I?"
>>1003645
Trimmed, at worst.
>>1003658
Oh boy, this is like one of those cartoon shows, isn't it?
>>1003675
>>1003675
Misato seems like the type to be a little bit lazy about it but does it for comfort's sake.
>>1003675
A small chuckle escapes his lips, and he lets his arms fall down to his sides in a languid manner. To return the gesture, he dons a small smile.
"Not that I remember, no," he admits, raising a hand to scratch the back of his head.
"It's Matsuda. And to whom do I owe the pleasure of speaking to?"
>>1003678
Not that I'm super-sensitive about it, but...why are we talking about this?
(Also it's weird how little good Misato art there is.)
>>1003705
"I guess around here, Misato's fine," she answers, dropping the 'v' and mirroring his scratch.
Misato slips her hand back, so her tightly-balled hand hovers just behind her thigh. As silence grows between them, she gulps past a dry throat, and a pink dusting spreads on her cheeks.
"...I feel like I should be saying sorry for something," she blurts out, once the pressure's brought her fingers almost to the snapping point.
>>1003665
Oh my that is quite a large weapon you are carrying, but if you have that then what about my tea, you really are poor at running a shop you know?
>>1003727
I am a pervert and hearing about that kind of maintenance is hot.
>>1003751
One beer, coming right up!
>>1003727
"Apologize for something?" his hand remains rested on his nape once he asks, without much of an elaborate idea as to where it should rest in the situation.
While standing before her, he remembers what had transpired the night before - with how brashly and rude she acted then. With that, his lips part and he speaks:
"Aah. No, you needn't excuse yourself because of that. Uh... it was just due to the alcohol's influence, on your body, with what occurred, so I guess you shouldn't worry about it much."
>>1003760
FINE JUST GIVE ME THE DAMN BEER!
>She quickly snatches it from the tray, chugging it gulp after gulp until she finally slams it down on the table.
ANOTHER!
>>1003757
Well, there's not much to say about that. It gets trimmed, or just lopped right off.
>>1003766
Again she finds herself mirroring him, her fingers cupping along her nape in turn, the warmth blossoming into a prickling nuisance under her palm. She takes her clenched fist from behind her thigh, opens it, wriggles the fingers, and then slips her arm up and over her breasts, compressing them.
"I was asking if-" She cuts herself off, and then laughs - an awkward, strained laugh. "Oh, oh, silly me! I got a little carried away, didn't I? So, uh...there's no hard feelings, I guess, then. Right, Matsuda?"
>>1003760
>>1003775
...this place has a beer service?
>>1003786
Good to know.
I just wanted an excuse to talk about your muff really.
>tfw wake up 15 hours later
Am I finally awake from this slumber? Hey thread, how we all doing this morning?
>>1003804
This image reminds me so much of anzu, even though its a clown.
I'm always fine I have been drinking wine spritzers all not, ignoring the fact its a very light and gay drink it still taste good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izGwDsrQ1eQ
Thats my song for when I think of you
>>1003786
He ends up rolling his eyes from her statement, which was accompanied by a small laughter, primarily instigated by her awkwardness. The grip of his hand on his nap loosens, and once more, their entire weight falls along his sides.
"None of the sort, Misato," he offers a reassuring smile, before turning a slight red as well, remembering a certain line he had spouted then. "...in any case, I apologize for acting too blunt then, if I came off slightly rude."
>>1003775
I'm sorry, Piece-san; that was our last one. Times are tough in the post-post-apocalypse, you know.
>>1003786
Here at Café Alpha, we seek to fulfill our customers' every demand! Well, I say we, but it's really just me here. Please, feel free to make a request, no matter how unusual, and I'll do my best to service you.
>>1003796
>needing an excuse to talk about girl-bits
>>1003828
My request is for you to make some alcohol for me. You can't deny a clown in need, then give me companionship
>>1003796
Oh. Well, I mean, at least you're honest.
>>1003815
Her brow scrunches a little bit, and she purses her lips, looking up and to the side while she taps her foot, her hand fidgeting a little against her chest. She smiles after a moment of that, raising her arms in a little shrug and then leaving them to relax, limp, her hands hovering by her hips.
"Things happen, I guess," she says, biting at her lip's corner after. "I mean, it's not really any trouble."
Another awkward moment, and she licks her dry lips, glancing away again while she winces a bit. She turns on her heel, facing her side to him, and scratches at the back of her head.
"I gotta get going, Matsuda, but...I guess, you know, if you're still around when I'm off, we could get something. Maybe?"
>>1003828
I'll probably make one the next time I'm back then. It's not too expensive, is it?
>>1003854
It's a good one I imagine.
>>1003854
"Ah, you have places to be, huh? No problem with that," he nods, crossing his arms once more. "Sounds good to me. More likely than not I'll be around next time, so, no need to worry about that much."
His spiel eventually dies off, and an odd silence masks the atmosphere once more.
"Then, uh..." his voice trails away, almost a considerable betrayal. "For now, take care, Misato. I'll see ya 'round." With a half-smile, he bids her farewell.
>>1003835
I must confess. I, um...drank the last beer. I hope you're not too upset. I know, I know, I've been a bad android, drinking on the job like this. B-But I hardly get any customers anyway, so I thought it might be *hic* okay just this once. P-Please don't tell master. How can I make this up to you, honoured patron?
>>1003854
We offer very flexible prices for our wide variety of goods and services, and are definitely open to negotiation. Ojisan even paid for his coffee with watermelon once! I'm feeling a little tipsy at the moment, so I might *hic* be willing to give you a discount or even something on the house if you're nice to me. My, I'm so unprofessional today.
>>1003916
Uhhhhh, what am I to do with a waitress who is so poor at her job?
>Taking off her cap, then sticking her hand in it she pulls out a large bottle of sake. Slamming it on the table.
Now come give me companionship instead and don't complain about me bringing my own beverage into this establishment.
>Patting the seat right next to her, looking at up at alpha.
>>1003229
>mfw futa ClownPiece
>>1003949
REV UP THOSE COCKS
>>1003943
>The sound of the bottle slamming on the table makes me flinch and I have to take a moment to process what is happening. I look at the bottle of sake, then glance into your eyes longingly, then back to the sake. Then I get up and walk to the door and flip the sign from "Come In We're OPEN" to "Sorry We're CLOSED". I shoot you a mischievous grin.
What shall we toast to, Piece-chan?
Heya, is it the right time to try my luck?
>>1004054
Depends what you're looking for.
>>1003949
There is a doujin of it, its fairly short though.
Thought I saved it guess I didn't. Also fuck the boorus clown piece nearly has 3 to 4 times as much art as I thought she did because i was being too lazy to check on pixiv instead.
>>1004011
Toast to new friendship! May it be long lasting and give us both many happy times ahead.
>Undoing the top of the bottle she begins to slowly poor the sake into two equal glasses. Preparing for the toast.
>>1004054
No cause most the people already left, but there is always a few anons lurking so if you are wanting a good dicking you should be fine.
>>1004063
Oh wait I did save it just in a different folder than usual
>>1004058
I'm not really picky, so I'm fine with anything if it's not too deviant.
>>1004063
Well damn, can't really get there during amerifags hours though.
>>1004085
>you will never have the FREEDOM-penis crammed down your throat ;_;
>>1004094
Would you be interested in a small wiener then?
>>1004094
mind if I snuggle you?
>>1004063
I'll drink to that!
>I raise my glass, beaming, and eagerly await the clink of our glasses touching.
Kampai!
>>1004098
How small is it ?
>>1004103
I won't mind anon~
>>1004098
LITTLE
>>1004116
4-4.5
>>1004124
>tfw my dick is smaller than the galaxy
So fucking depressing.
>>1004094
Aw I understand, had a partner or two I really like to lewd but because euro hours vs ameri hours we rarely get to
>>1004095
Play your cards right and you might
>>1004111
(With trips like that I'm already seduced)
KAMPAIIIIII!
>Bumping her class against your own, proceeding to pull it back and quickly take a swig of it.
So Alpha why are you all alone here, surely there is more tot he world you wish to do than stay stuck up in one place.
>>1004124
....DICKS?
>>1004121
Maybe it will actually grow bigger if it sees me?
>She starts slowly untying her clothes, and getting closer to the man, reaching out to grab his crotch with one hand, while gently caressing his chest with the other.
>>1004147
It gets bigger when I pull on it. Sometimes I pull on it so hard, I rip the skin.
>>1004147
It just might, though don't expect miracles.
>I look at you and see your cold gaze, it almost freezes me in place.
>The feeling of your hand against my skin causes my heart to race and my breathing starts to become shallow.
>I start to feeling a tingling sensation at the base of my balls, a form of arousal, but not one I am quite used to.
>>1003551
I'd a Rei.
>>1004173
How would you do it?
>>1004176
Not sure yet. Inspire me.
>>1004173
I'd be Rei.
>>1004188
You could try tailing her back to her apartment and forcing yourself on her., or just grabbing her hand and leading her into an alley.
That depends if you want it to be more forced on consensual.
I just want to rub some anons big slimy cock over my face and lips and then have him hold my head down, nose burried in his pubes while I inhale his musky smell and cum hands free
>>1004165
>She smiles as she finishes untying her shirt and asks him in a lovely voice.
Then what should I do for you, anon?
>Her breasts getting cold, she rubs them against his chest excepting to get warmer. Her right hand unzips his pants, trying to get into them and free his tool.
>>1004193
>ask her if she wants to suck your dick
>she'd ask why
>cause it'd make me happy
>okay
>Rip off her clothes in a alley
>why are you doing this
>cause I want to
>okay
Rei doesn't seem fun to me
>>1004195
You are good people, I like you
>>1004207
I think to start with maybe you could kiss it until it gets fully hard, once It's up we'll see where things take us from there.
Though I would really love to taste your body too.
>>1004209
I want to be in a relationship with her and have her still react like that to other peoples' advances.
>>1004209
A nice juicy cock, a guy ive been teasing for a few hours, he finally gets me in a private room and forces me onto my knees, he drops his pants and I see a tight figure of a dick soaked in pre, the divine smell and heat coming off his slimy, soaking cock makes me hard instantly.
I wrap my little lips over that cock and suck some of the pre out, nose pressed against the fabric. He quickly pulls down his underwear and the musky smell grows, your dripping your own pre onto the floor as you quickly devour his hard, slimy wet cock
>>1004131
>I follow suit and down the glass in one big gulp, letting out a soft whimper.
Master will be back someday, but until then I have to run the café in his stead. He sent me a camera to take pictures with though, and told me I have his permission to explore the world in my free time, so I've been taking day trips recently to take nice pictures. Oh, I know! We should take a ride on my scooter to the ocean when we've sobered up somewhat! I'm sure you would be very photogenic by the water.
But if I'm perfectly honest, it does get a bit lonely here all by myself most of the time. I'm really glad to have met you...
>I reach out and softly hold your hand, brushing the tips of your fingers with my thumb.
>>1004225
This is so fucking hot.
What's up, sluts?
>>1004215
As you wish, anon, but how about a kiss here?~
>She puts her arm around his neck and rising to his height, she kisses him fondly while stroking his shaft through his underwear. As her lips get warmer, she starts feeling her whole body get hot and tries to reach out for more, getting her tongue in his mouth in hope of tasting his saliva.
>>1004255
Kissing is the best way to warm us both up.
>I stick my tongue into your mouth, our lips press against eachother, my tongue brushes against yours and I taste the sweet taste of your saliva.
>I start to probe the inside of your mouth with my tongue, I can taste you and smell you, it arouses me greatly.
>>1004252
Hey Adachi.
>>1004225
I'm already playing with someone else anon, I can't get hard twice!
Though if I could I certainly would have.
>>1004219
Wanting to cuck yourself? That seems silly.
>>1004230
It's okay I'll be your master in his place until he returns!
Though that seems like quite a lovely journey and trip, we can both shop for swim suits too, have a little alone time when we return to the shop as well. It seems I was right in coming to the cafe.
>She lightly grips your hand in return, before staring you int he eyes giving you a swift wink.
>>1004252
Laughing at you fucking up
>>1004295
I have an NTR fetish so
>>1004269
What's shaking, anon?
>>1004295
Fucking up what? Oh, do you mean the dubs? I just chose an image.
>>1004304
Aw well that's okay I guess, I will respect that you have fucked up fetishes but they are yours so its okay.
>>1004312
Yeah, but okay that makes sense. Dachi when are you gonna come to my house and drink with me
>>1004225
Would you eat the cockscum saving up under his foreskin?
Hypothetically.
>>1004328
The moment I don't have to worry about you pulling out a penis and trying to fuck me, I'd rather not get fucked in the ass or end up sucking something. I can only imagine the strange things you do to people because you're a clown, maybe pull out a squeeze toy or blow a horn whenever you thrust inside them? The mental image is horrifying and also funny.
>>1004338
if they won't, then i will. such precious, succulent cockscum shouldn't be wasted. more for me
>>1004268
Are you getting harder, anon-kun?
>She puts her lips apart after a while, breathing heavily and even drooling, and lands a kiss onto his lips a last time as she feels the stick in her hands getting bigger.
>She lowers herself onto her knees and putting her hands onto hips hips, she finally frees his tools taking off his underwear. And arousing smells starts to fill her nose, as she's being face to face with his dick, and she can't resist rubbing her reddened cheeks against it in hope of smelling more.
Ah anon, it looks so delicious, I can't resist it~
>She start running her lips across the shaft, drooling all over it. It gets smellier the more she plays with it but she's unable to part with it. Finally, she kisses the tip as she rises her eyes upon the man.
Does it feel good, anon?
>>1004328
You're waifu a shit.
>>1004382
>>1004371
This gave me lots of ideas thank you for that, but to be fair I've only ever raped one anon mid way through an erp session. Which was because my boyfriend Cirno wanted us to go on a date at that moment so I had to finish him up quickly
>>1004391
My ERP waifu or my actual waifu? Cause I'll stab you if you think my actual waifu is shit. Though I doubt you know who that is
>>1004401
There's a difference?
>>1004401
Be sure to throw a "cream pie" at them when you're finished.
>>1004406
I call my favorite ERPer at a given time my waifu.
My actual waifu is the anime girl I'm in love with.
>>1004412
Of course, I'll leave their ass and face both covered in cream.
>>1004382
I'm almost fully hard now.
>I swallow the last of your saliva remaining in my mouth, savoring the sweet syrupy taste
>The feeling of your lips gently brushing against my cock really turns me on and my cock starts to leak a fair amount of precum
Aahn, that feels good.
Your breath is hot.
>>1004295
Y-You'll be my m-master? What do you think that entails, exactly? I already have a few swimsuits, but another one can't hurt.
>I let go of your hand, get up from the table, then suddenly strip off my clothing, revealing the swimsuit underneath my clothes this whole time.
What do you think of this one, master?
>I twirl seductively, then, with my rear towards you I arch my back and bend over, looking over my shoulder at you and wink.
>>1004431
I'm just that damn good, anon.
>>1004423
Don't forget to spray them with seltzer water bottle labeled as "bleach" and then give them another cream pie to the face
>>1004431
Well I'll never tell you my actual waifu. I mean I've posted a few times but I'ld kill any of you fuckers if you tried to ERP as her since I know you'd make her a slut or have her cuck me just to piss me off and it'd work.
My ERP waifu....none really, I guess Mizuki or Plutia. I play with them both equally, but really I don't have one at the moment.
(get an avatar I'm telling you son, even that furry gets people talking to him, and no one should like furries. Though in reality you should be asking me how I get so many people, which to that I answer I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHY PEOPLE THROW THEMSELVES AT ME)
>>1004446
Of course, someone as sweet as you should never be left alone, but being your friend doesn't seem quite enough for I have planned for you.
>Bringing her now available hand up to her face, she place it over her mouth, staring quietly at your body as your strip down.
Hmmm let's see.
>Her eyes scanning your body, then becoming affixed on your rear
That is quite a lovely sight, not too revealing either which is good. I wouldn't want others to become addicted to your fully nude body
>>1004472
New mission, find out Clownpiece's waifu.
>>1004455
>>1004495
It should be really easy, I mean I actually have no idea how far you would have to go back to find her. But I use to avatarfag as my waifu, non erp of course. Posted her on multiple boards all across the 4chan.
I'll give you one hint I've had my waifu for a extremely long time she isn't something recent.
>>1004425
>She blushes as she hears his compliments, and surprised to feel something sticky against her lips. She licks the precum, savoring the tasty flavor on her tongue.
You have such a tasty cock, anon-kun~
>She says as she feels her womb tingling, asking for more of it. She starts running her tongue up and down on his shaft firmly latching her eyes upon it.
>As she lowers herself even more, she reaches out for his ball and puts her nose between them, rubbing her face onto them.
Ah, is this going to fill me up? It smells so good~
>Unable to bear it anymore, she gives up to her urge of swallowing them, trying to reach the man's seeds as she stroke his dick with a hand. She looks up at him to observe his pleasured face, giving him a seductive look, her eyes filled with devotion toward him.
>>1004502
How old are we talking?
>>1004502
>fearing to get her waifu stolen
How beta can you get, Clown-san?
By the way, I guess I should get myself a non erp avatar too.
>>1004511
I've had the same waifu for about 7 years now. The source material is even older than that
>>1004513
I have 2 non-erp avatars, Lily Shirashi and my Waifu.
>>1004502
It's fucking Chi-chi.
>>1004507
>My cock leaks more and more precum out onto your hand.
I'm not sure just how much it will fill you up, but I'll fill it as much as I can.
I want you, my cock wants to plunge into your warm, wet depths.
God, you smell and your body is driving me insane.
>>1004528
One I fucking love dragonball, two its not. I've had 3.5 waifus ever, I really struggled with whether to keep my same waifu I've had forever or drop her for Esdeath. I fucking love Esdeath I actually had a anon draw her and send it to my house. Same with my waifu
>Tfw I actually wrote their name but luckily failed the captcha and then noticed it.
Either way wrong.
>>1004568
So if it isn't Esdeath, who is it?
>>1004576
It isn't esdeath cause she is recent.
I'll give you a list of them
First waifu was Shampoo from Ranma 1/2
Second waifu was Botan from Yu Yu Hakusho
Third waifu is ??? from ???
My almost forth waifu is Esdeath from Akame ga kill.
There is a pattern here do you notice it?
>>1004589
You have shit taste?
>>1004532
She reddens even more as she hears him talk, eager to get filled up with his cum.
Do you want to release it, anon-kun?
>She asks with a smile, as she feels her hand getting slimy. She takes it back, slowly licking it clean, before going back to licking his shaft, not leaving a single drop of his to waste.
You can spurt it anytime, anywhere~
>She says as she kisses his tip again, winking at him before focusing fully onto his shaft. She starts taking it into her mouth, carefully keeping her teeth from touching it, and as she gets the whole tip inside, she looks at him again, showing her work and starting to use her tongue against him, before going deeper.
>As she gets used to his dick, she takes more of it every time she moves back and forth, stroking it with her lips tightly surrounding it. She eventually reaches his balls, taking the whole thing down her throat as she gives a kiss to his pelvis. She gags a bit as she looks up to him, proud of her accomplishment, trying to remain as long as possible before slowly releasing his dick, her eyes glued upon his as she parts with him, leaving her gaping as she breathes heavily.
What an amazing dick, I might fall in love with it.
>She says putting a finger down her mouth, still fixated on him as her mouth keeps drooling. She catches back her saliva, mixed with the man's juice, and swallows it in front of him, making as much of a show as she can, even moaning in pleasure, before going back on his cock to finish her task.
>>1004589
I want to fuck Clownpiece in the ass.
>>1004589
You're also shitposting Rika?
>>1004616
I'm glad you like my dick so much, though it is well suited to oral sex most of all rather than other things.
>My dick is constantly twitching at this point, the feeling of your hot breath, your tongue and your muscles squeezing down on it push me to the edge.
God, you're so perfect.
>I grab both sides of your head with my hands as I start to cum, my load is thick and there's a fair amount of it, it's so thick that it almost hurts as it sprays out of my urethra down into your throat.
>>1004472
Thanks for your kind words. I'll admit, that was a little embarrassing. So, what do you have planned for me, exactly, Piece-chan?
>My eyes glaze over and my eyelids narrow at the possibilities.
You say you don't want others to become addicted to my body? Is that because you want me all for yourself?
>I exhale audibly, suddenly aware that I forget myself.
S-Sorry if I'm being too presumptuous. The sake has really gone to my head, it seems.
>My face flushed, I slump down on the chair beside you and rest me head on your shoulder. I look up into your eyes, waiting for something to happen.
>>1004635
I want you to get me drunk and then take advantage of me.
>>1004640
Shit posting rika is actually an ex crush of mine from the IRC. She hates me now though. So no its not, though I do see what you think.
Blue/purple hair is my second favorite hair color silver/gray/white is much better
>>1004644
>Her arm moves around Alpha waist, pulling her in towards me.
Well I wouldn't want to do anything to you that you wouldn't want, but I won't mind personally having a cute android maid to take care of and make her happy every day.
>Using her spare hand to poor each of us another glass of sake.
Your swimsuit is very very lovely dear.
>>1004693
Do you have a cunt too or just a dick?
>>1004693
If other anon doesn't show up I want dips on being cucked instead.
>>1004712
I said earlier I play both, the cock magically disappears most the time. I only play futa clown once in a blue moon.
>>1004714
If your waifu is rei I won't, your waifu is important for this. She has to be someone I think is attractive.
Who wants to drink my milk of paradise?
>>1004730
Well I have multiple so I hope you like at least one of the top ones.
>>1004775
>multiple
I'm disappointed in you, not really I would too if I wasn't devoted to my pure waifu.
Ruri is 10/10 so we are good.
>>1004787
Too many waifus ruin the laifu but I welcome death.
Yeess
>>1004775
Are you for sale
>>1004798
wut
>>1004822
I'm a rich industrialist
>>1004840
...Go on...
>>1004796
Aw thats fine, I just call my secondaries my slutfus.
Though Mafuyu is easily my favorite hentai character of all time.
If someone wanted to play her I'd fap at least 5 times to them, in one session.
>>1004846
And I'm looking to buy
>>1004856
>tfw a rich industrialist will never buy you
Feels bad man, all I want is a sugar daddy/momma in life.
>>1004693
>I shudder from your touch and involuntarily nuzzle into you, your warm hand feeling smooth and soft against the elastic fabric of my swimsuit.
You know what would make me happy?
>Taking another swig of sake, I muster up the courage to put my hand on your thigh, squeezing it lightly. I loose myself in the sensation of your soft skin and impulsively kiss you quickly on the lips, then jolt back, my eyes darting around your face, eagerly waiting for a reaction.
>>1004878
Great I like meeting another cool person, we should fap together to some hentai IRL though. I'm sure it'd be fun times, we can go get married in vegas after I get so drunk to make bad decisions.
>>1004906
Sounds like a date.
You know you've only make the best decisions when you can't remember them. Its the same as spacing out when you drive.
>>1004901
>>1004901
(you are easily the most adorable rper of all time, when we getting married?)
> Brings her hand up from her thigh, placing it on your head instead.
I don't, you should tell me so I'll know how to please you. I'll make it my personal mission to make you happy
>Then pulling her towards me, I force myself onto her, embracing alpha in a long and passionate kiss.
>>1004936
I'm a firm believer in there are no really bad decisions. Sure you might regret it in the moment but in the long run it makes for a great and funny story.
... boriiiing
>>1004641
>She blushes as he locks her head, eager to make him cum as her womb's hunger intensify. As she feels his warm shaft pulsing, her pussy can't help but ache and timidly look at him, anticipating the unavoidable seeds that are gonna spurt out.
>She starts moving faster upon his cock, knowing she can't escape her fate as he's in full control of her, which only helps to arouse her even more as she awaits for him to reach climax, moaning to express her pleasure.
>As he hits the orgasm, she can't help moaning shamelessly in surprise to the huge amount he spurts in her mouth, filling her down to the throat and invading her stomach. The strong smell penetrates her nose as the semen is trying to stick to every part of her, branding her as his. She then fully submits to him, opening every part of her to his dick and eagerly letting the cum mark her as his slut.
>She keeps herself locked on his cock, giving him an arousing sight as her eyes don't leave his for a second, expressing her love while she's getting filled with his seeds. Her womb gets even hotter than before as she receives his seeds, her arousal allowing her to reach and orgasm of her own.
>As his throbbing dick starts calming down, she slowly releases him, offering before him the sight of her mouth full of cum, gaping wide to express her devotion, a bit of semen drooling to the floor.
>She clothes both her eyes and mouth, fully focusing on the taste of the semen inside her, as she uses her tongue to play with it, her man's cum imbuing every single part of her with its unforgettable taste. At the same time, she rubs her face against his dick, getting a few more spurts of cum to come out, painting her face white and warming her. She finally opens her eyes with a proud look, expecting to be praised as she swallows his seeds down, getting all the warm down her throat and stomach, and then opening her mouth as proof of her submission, leaving before him the sight of a cum covered slut.
>>1004954
Ah, it was delicious, I'm falling in love with your cock~
>She goes back to his dick after a while, cleaning the remaining semen out of it, and then drops her face to the floor, unable to keep herself straight anymore. As she sees the semen on the ground, she stretches out her neck to reach it, licking it all off and not wasting a drop, before showing a smile onto her appeased face, as she breathes heavily onto the ground. Unable to bear the arousal anymore, she starts getting her hands down her pants after wetting them with her cum stained drool, trying to mark her pussy just like her mouth.
>>1004947
I hear that, plenty of those.
Always make bad decisions kids, it makes you a more interesting person.
You don't wanna end up like plain jane do ya?
>tfw you've gotten bad end with every other girl in Katawa Shoujo first try besides Rin
I don't think I'm very good at this, although Rin was the only one I really enjoyed so far
>>1004959
>I struggle to catch my breath, the pleasure makes my head feel light.
Still eager to go, I'm glad.
You look beautiful with cum around your lips too.
Well, I think you might like a little bit of degradation, or maybe it's just your thirst for cum that is making you like this.
Either way I want to use you some more, what are your limits?
I have some pretty kinky interests ones myself.
>>1004985
Why didn't you stream it for me? Why you hate me anzu? I thought we had something special going.
Though in other news stop being a shitter at VN's they are the easiest thing in the world.
>>1004984
Exactly, I have a 30 yr old friend who constantly tells me how I've done my in my life than he probably ever will, constantly going out and having adventures. Take chances, make mistakes, and get messy.
>>1005008
As funny as it is I do stream occasionally, but its fairly rare.
On other news, I answer sort of truthfully of how I'd react in RL, which is why I tend to do so poorly at these but I knew I'd do well with Rin since I'm a lazy NEET
>>1005028
oh I do VN's like this and any RPG that I can make choices
First run is the canon run no matter the results, it's the one I make with 0 knowledge and what I'd do IRL. Which in katawa shoujo resulted in the good end with hanako
Also this is why you add me on steam you piece of shit so you can stream for me, I love watching people stream cause I'm a lazy mother fucker.
Rin's less lazy than Hanako, you are the worst at this.
>>1005047
Honestly senpai, I hated Hanako's story. I only enjoyed playing games with her occasionally and pretty much that was it. Plus I don't meld well with girls who seem like they need help but don't want it, makes me tilt me head. With Rin though, as SOON as I did nothing for 6 hours during the festival I was hooked.
You the one who defriended me on steam senpai, I'll add you at some point tho again I'm bouta leave for breakfast
>>1005000
Sorry anon-kun, this took longer than I expected and I have to go, maybe another time. I'll remember your dick, it's small but the shape is more important, and its smell and taste are irresistible, I won't forget your cum~
>>1005073
Did I defriend you? I have 3 steam accounts senpai, I don't know which one I added you on.
I fixed all my stupid issues since then so don't worry about that shit. Plus I don't know, I'm a sucker for a girl who needs someone to take care of them and I'm a stubborn person so them pushing me away does nothing but make me want to help them more. Just our different personalities is all
>>1005091
I'm a bit tired myself, I really had a good time though.
Next time your other lips will taste it.
Who wants their john jossled?
>>1005193
moi
>>1005193
>actual writing gets response
>one line text doesn't
>>1004947
[Th-Thanks. I'm just playing a role is all. You're making me feel all warm and fuzzy inside, yourself. Hopefully soon, but is human and android marriage legalized yet?]
>I graciously let you mount me, placing my hands on your thighs, squeezing and sliding against your stockings, pulling you close, and wiggle my rear a little to get us both comfortable.
*Mmmph*
>I let out a whimper and my eyes open wide as you suddenly return my kiss to me, letting your lips flutter against mine, our sweet, sticky, saliva coating each other's lips. I close my eyes to focus on the wonderful feeling, then stick out my tongue just a little to meet yours, which feels hot and slippery against mine, and I'm melting.
>I take a moment to catch my breath, almost hyperventilating at the intensity. Our faces are millimeters apart and I try to speak while trying to breathe.
Y-You're *breathe* too kind, really. Although, if you're my master, shouldn't I *breathe* be taking care of you? *breathe*
>I pant involuntarily, our saliva dripping from my lips as I await your response.
>>1005193
I wait until marriage for john to be jossled. I mean I could have sex with you sure but thats entirely different
>>1005237
(Well it's not illegal so it probably is, at the very least we will be the first to get married. I'll teach you all about the warmth of a human. )
Nope a master has to take care of their pet, pet's are useless and can't do anything on their own. There is a reason humans had dogs and cats in the past as pets. All you have to do is offer your affection and I'll be happy.
>My hands move to your shoulder, my fingers gripping each side of your swimsuit. Slipping it off of your shoulders, letting the top fall off.
You really are quite lovely, I'm surprised you haven't had men lined up by the dozens wishing to take care of you.
(On a side note as much as I want to actually properly lewd you I am far too intoxicated to do that, we will have to hold off on that)
wnt 2 fuk
>>1005367
I wnt 2 pund ur puzi bae
>>1005367
wnt 2 cuk?
>>1005367
wnt 2 suk?
Please rate my rp guys.
>>1005389
7/10 breddy gud
>>1005389
Alright I will don't worry babe.
You are a bit lacking in detail, though your style is definitely correct. I'm betting if you re-read each one of your post you could easily improve upon each of them, you seem to be the type who has lots of potential but is too shy most of the time or worries about some other factor.
Now this post will seem retarded but, you seemed to worry more about word count than actual details.
Those two lines kind on contradict each other, but you were perhaps trying to rush things too much, attempting to do lots of actions in one post versus just one really detailed action per post.
You are still really good, far better than me, I can just sort of judge since I've been in these threads forever so I've seen all ranges. If 1 is "wnt 2 fuk" tier and 10 is Shinoa tier you are around a 7.
I'm around a 2 when drunk/horny and 4 when sober for comparison.
>>1005460
>>1005463
Thanks! I didn't really notice any shame on my part though, what are you referring to?
I don't really count length but I try to say a lot of things which is bad I guess, but I didn't really want to drag on indeed so I wanted to limit the number of posts. Still ended up taking more time than I planned. Also anon wasn't really cooperative and almost made no action at all. As a sub it's kinda unsatisfying.
>>1005514
Just appeared to me, again I'm only so good at things I've been drinking for a pretty minute now.
I mostly sped read his post so that was perhaps the case, your anons quality of writing was far inferior to your own, I try to adjust to how long/detailed my respondents post are. So that might have affected you as well.
Perhaps my bigger complaint would be you respond extremely slow, it was good with what you did, but you are trying to write out so much it kind of happens. I'd aim for a 10 minute mark, you reached 20 min 2 or 3 times.
Also re checking your anon did not deserve you being as good as you were, no insult to him, but you went above and beyond even when his replies were sub par
>>1005514
Seems like he was look for a dominant RPer from what I could tell.
>>1005547
Well honestly I felt more like having fun by myself than with a partner, and I really lowered my quality I don't think it'd be enjoyable anymore.
And I've been quite busy actually so I've spent more than ten minutes every time doing something else before starting to answer, though I'm still a slow writer.
>>1005567
But even as a sub I manage to write a lot.
>>1005576
Been quite busy? If you were doing anything other than fapping and erping you are doing it wrong hun. Gotta spend that dedication and effort, so both of you can enjoy yourselves and cum. Otherwise whats the point?
Though I'd love to see a ERP from you at your best quality, espically if it was this character, who is 11/10 want to fap to right now quality.
>>1005610
Well my free time is not really left undisturbed so I can't just spend my time in bed all day long, unfortunately, and since I don't have much time I don't really like spending all my time on just one thing unless I'm on vacation or something. Also, since he was no good, I didn't really feel the need to hasten.
This is my first ERP so I'm not sure what it'd look like otherwise but probably the same with, except without rushing.
>>1005663
Oh really this was your first time? You are clearly quite skilled more so than the majority of posters who have been here for a while. Now I will make sure to take advantage of you in pure sober mode when I can get the highest of quality writing out of myself.
So aside from the fact I will yuri rape you some point in the future
I can understand that, I don't know how well you actually enjoyed yourself, or if you were able to masturbate all to his material but I'd just keep it a general rule of thumb to try and have a wide piece of free time when you plan to play with someone just so you can get all the writing done and focus on it.
Though the time struggle I understand, I'm lucky to be a neet who can do anything for as long as I want without worry, I know if I had a job I'd not spend nearly as much time per erp/post. Since I'd be busy multitasking constantly.
Like I've been saying though, even with your flaws you are easily within the top percent of writers already here.
>>1005706
Who would you say is in the top percent? You seem to critique well
>>1005094
I can dig it, when I got her neutral ending I was actually content with how that ended. I don't like her good ending that much, and her bad ending actually stung a little unlike most other bad ends, if you tryin to add my steam enter batman3457 twitch chat and I'll hook you up with it
>>1005742
Dylan
Dylan
Dylan
Dylan
Dylan
>>1005706
Thanks for the compliment, that's already enough to buy you a rape ticket, and I also need to see you roleplaying too.
I don't know if it's weird but I do enjoy myself on… my writing. Well, that's mostly because anon's was lacking and I still couldn't do it all by myself, or at least I never tried.
>>1005806
Holy shit are you ">you like this"?
>>1005872
>Looks puzzled up at you
I...I don't think I follow your question
>>1005895
ARE YOU FUCKING BATMAN
THAT FUCKING FAGGOT BATMAN FROM ERP THREADS WHO ENDS ALL HIS POSTS THE SAME WAY AND RAPES EVERYONE
>rapes you
>you like this
>>1005389
Not that good, you write well but you seem to not get the point of what you're doing.
You're like someone riding a bike, keeping perfect form and maintaining a straight line. Meanwhile everyone else is riding the bike to have fun.
>>1005742
>>1005742
Well being a critic is one of my 50 professions after all.
Out of posters who are semi recent that I can remember, cause as much as I try to read every single post by everyone I sometimes skip a few.
Also only including people who actually erp int he threads, so even though trixie is an amazing writer she isn't included.
So Shinoa, Luffy poster when he is playing female characters, Link dressing in zelda clothes.
I'm sure there are others but I can't remember every poster top of my head and I'm too lazy to go though he archive at this moment.
>>1005806
You are useless as always, my information was posted either way.
>>1005872
Not really I'll tell you something
There is two reasons I play female characters. One cause its easier to write for me, two I can do what I want with who I want technically. I just try to self insert as the male character and them dom them as the female as what I'd want.
I erp'd the last thread but it was shit tier, from me being both drunk and horny simultaneously. When I rape you I'll attempt to write with my 100% potential.
>>1005915
No I just use that guys stream chat since he's never online, my twitch account is entirely different. I use it to give people my email or invites to other things I don't want everyone accepting, sorry for the confusion
>>1005949
A-At least I remembered in the end to open it...
>>1005939
More like having fun on a tandem bike with the other guy not pedaling. I'm still having fun and shit even if I leave for ten minutes every time.
>>1005949
So you're into femdom? I'm mostly the opposite though, I'd even roleplay a trap, not really confident into being a dom but I guess I could manage somehow.
Eager to see your 100%, better be during my real free time though, can't leave you hanging like that other guy.
>>1005949
Clown piece already has first dibs on recking the high tier newbie. Not surprised. Where is sasuke to cuck her
>>1005328
[Sorry for the delay. Please teach me all about your unique brand of human warmth. I'm ready to lewd you whenever you are me, you naughty thing.]
>I flinch at the ocean air hitting my bare, perky breasts so suddenly, my nipples already stiffening.
I-I have all of the functional capabilities of a human girl like you, Piece-chan. Please, don't hold back anything.
>My cheeks are a bright red and feel like they're on fire as I I pull down my swimsuit and let the shoulder-straps dangle against your thighs as you writhe on top of me, my chest and stomach milky and bare for you to do as you please with. I put a hand under your shirt and fondle your cute chest, your nipples gliding between my fingers. My other hand moves towards your inner-thigh, and I squeeze it firmly, rubbing up and down slowly. Unable to control myself, I lean forward and start kissing your neck wetly, and suck on your ear lobes.
Does this feel good, master? Caress me all over. I want you to see and feel the subtle ways an android girl differs from a human girl, inside and out.
>>1006082
It seems clown has a monopoly on all newbies hmm?
>>1006024
I like the fact you are devoted to giving me your full attention/seeking my best. Have you been lurking in these threads for a while?
We should set up a date though, when works best for you?
I'm into femdom though yes
>>1006082
One, its my fetish to take peoples virginity/first time erping.
Two, no one else is stepping up the plate
Three, I'll fucking murder sasuke poster, so I have less competition because that naga can cuck me any day of the week his writing is so good. Not the best 100% but the best of any male poster.
>>1005983
Eventually
>>1006102
[Forgot pic.]
>>1006144
It's like she's the DonCorleone of the lewd family
>>1006106
But you're also giving me full attention, aren't you? I've only seen these threads a few time before /trash/ but I never really participated.
I'm not sure when I'll be free since I have exams and all this week but tomorrow around this time -3hours or even -4h I think, I don't even know my schedule.
>>1006082
>sasuke
0/10 would never do.
If I knew this earlier though I would have asked Clown instead of a random anon though.
>writing quality circlejerk
>>1006180
Damn this circlejerk is spicy
>>1006184
What are you doing here Erica?
>>1006193
What i'm not allowed to post on other threads?
>>1006201
I'm just asking.
>>1006213
It's a slow day in the other threads, and I decided to check up on any of my /erp/ pals that were around
>>1006201
No. It's treason.
>>1006105
Since when? It really is the fact I am stubborn and keep posting and even though a lot of anons can still type better than me as a male their opening line is "hey baby you want to see my dick?"
Which is obviously less appealing.
>>1006144
Who is basic and a virgin?
Also I'm fairly vanilla, I just like domming people, bdsm, virgin fucking, and have a hair fetish. In terms of non fantasy I really really want to fuck a slime girl but no one will play her levels.
>>1006156
I am the Don, it use to be a meme early one when we came to trash that "clown runs these threads"
Though you people massively over state my abilities to take any female under my wing.
>>1006173
I do intent to, as I said before I try to give the same quality as what I receive. I'm not sure if I'll be available that time since my sleep schedule makes minimal sense but I can wait a week it really doesn't bother me too much. Whenever you are next available I'll be ready hopefully.
>>1006184
I don't even talk to anyone outside the threads, what is even happening.
>>1006102
(Just put it on pause right here , cause I honestly can't think of how to continue this without it being lewd plus I really like this scenario. If you don't mind)
>>1006215
Yeah, i noticed that. Nice to see you.
I want to ERP with Erica on Steam.
>>1006220
Well damn sorry
>>1006223
Nah i'm not even from /ERP/ i'm from /HG/.
>>1006225
Nice to see you too anon.
>>1006246
Neber
>>1006223
I'll write whether I'm ready or not so just come at me if you see me.
>>1006263
Aw okay, well then nice to meet you erica, does that make you a newbie? You are seriously lacking in my tramp stamp.
>>1006287
Alright when I inevitably collapse and get back up I'll message you.
Feel free to suck and stroke as many dicks before that, as long as you leave either your anal or vaginal virginity to me we will be okay.
>>1006288
I used to do a bit of ERP in my day, but I don't really anymore, I may be lewd in my RP but not ERPing, unless I REALLY feel like it. So don't expect none of this for now.
>>1006223
[Sure thing. Just quote this post when you're ready to resume the fun. I've been holding back just for you.]
>>1006332
Naw naw naw naw
YOU
I like you
That means you getting raped
I'll add you to number 3 of my list of people I'm gonna try hard on now.
So many quality people appearing all at once this is going to be quite a challenge.
Actualy RP with no lewd I can do to a 7~ level, its when lewd is involved that it goes to shit for me.
>>1006339
(How so? Now I'm really curious, I noticed you replied to me just so you'd get my attention at a seemingly random time. I want to know more. Though like I told the other person I will probably sleep then wake back up so in roughly a 10hr~ period I'll be ready)
>>1006352
If you say so, but until that day comes i'll enjoy sitting on this plump bum.
>>1006352
This nigga trying to become an erp haremlord lmao
>>1006352
>How so? Now I'm really curious
[You mean how have I been holding back? I just haven't finished since we've started ERPing.]
>I noticed you replied to me just so you'd get my attention at a seemingly random time. I want to know more.
>>seemingly random time
My bad, something came up IRL, so there was a longer delay between my posts than usual.
>>1006363
I really don't want to be, I was in the past, and that ended really poorly.
With lots and lots of drama
I just talk to people and some of them get interested in me.
>>1006410
(Aw okay, well then you aren't allowed to cum till I say you are. On the other note I meant you messaged me while I was mid rp with someone else for seemingly no reason, only ousting me. Did I do something special to grab your attention?)
>>1006358
Thats entirely fine, you can sit there and eat more snacks, gaining a it more fat in it since you are gonna need something to cushion the blow.
Anyone here practicing anal? How do you clean yourself?
>>1006435
>Aw okay, well then you aren't allowed to cum till I say you are.
Don't worry; I wouldn't have it any other way. Isn't that half the fun?
>On the other note I meant you messaged me while I was mid rp with someone else for seemingly no reason, only ousting me. Did I do something special to grab your attention?
I just replied to you as soon as I could. I didn't take into account if you were ERPing with someone else or not. Was that poor form?
g-good morning
>>1006570
Morning~
>>1006570
Tomoko is cute! Cute!
>>1006566
No it was quite amusing in fact, just again you could have messaged anyone, especially better RPers but chose me is all. Normally the people who i make my victims I choose them, this being in reverse is a odd turn of events for me
>>1006570
Morning
>>1006493
Your don't need to, you will naturally be cleaned out by digesting food and the what. If you had something happen to you recently it will go away over time, the biggest problem for me was the lube/cum sat me in my for almost an hour before I got it out but it naturally drains.
>>1006580
well.. it's not technically morning, it's 12:37 in here, but I just woke up hehe
h-how are you anon? Im still sleepy
>>1006566
No it was quite amusing in fact, just again you could have messaged anyone, especially better RPers but chose me is all. Normally the people who i make my victims I choose them, this being in reverse is a odd turn of events for me
>>1006570
Morning
>>1006493
Your don't need to, you will naturally be cleaned out by digesting food and the what. If you had something happen to you recently it will go away over time, the biggest problem for me was the lube/cum sat me in my for almost an hour before I got it out but it naturally drains.
>>1006580
well.. it's not technically morning, it's 12:37 in here, but I just woke up hehe
h-how are you anon? Im still sleepy
>>1006603
morning!
>>1006594
oww, d-don't say that! ... b-but thanks
>>1006603
But it's always dirty, how the hell would you manage to just have it clean without doing anything at all?
>>1006627
Oh, wonderful, we're in the same timezone and I'm doing great here waiting for the thread to get more lively.
>>1006638
I'm really not, just look at last thread, I'm just a shitter who post and spends a unhealthy amount of time here, even for a neet.
>>1006662
Your point?
>>1006666
Nice quads, we should get married.
Not quite morning, I mean time wise it is since its Only 10:43am here but I still haven't went to sleep yet.
>>1006674
It's always dirty? Are you talking about if someone is about to eat you out perhaps? If thats the case just use a baby wipe around your hole.
>>1006724
I want to start doing anal but every time I put something it comes out dirty. I'd rather not continue if it's like that but I don't really know how to clean myself.
>>1006724
You're probably quite missed on /lewd/ Piece.
>>1006750
That's fine, it's your job to replace me there. I don't even lurk those threads anymore
>>1006749
How do you manage that? Do you have an unhealthy diet or something/ I've never had this issue.
>>1006750
If only he'd go back
>Slept 12 hours somehow.
G-good morning thread.~
