Toy Lover Thread
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The last toy you touched comes to life at 1:1 scale with all canon memories, personality, powers/abilities, but is now your only sexual partner you will ever have.
Rules:
1) Parts, components, accessories, clothing, etc. do not count UNLESS they are a toy-character by themselves. (Ex.- power ranger zords, smaller transformers that combine, small minion-type figures like Dead Master's skulls, etc.)
2) BAF, customs, model kits/Gunpla only count if 80% built or more (paint does not count). The 1:1 source material of it is the completed version.
3) Statueshit does not count unless there is at least 1 articulated part of the figure, even if as a custom articulation.
4) Moblie suits, vehicles, etc. have the personalities of the pilot/driver that uses them the most.
>>5729624
awww yea
>>5729624
>Eva 00
>>5729624
I rather have the book canon memories tough.
>a Bionicle
love's canon now *unzips dick*
>>5729624
>nedo majora's mask link
as long as he becomes humanoid I'm ok with this.
i don't care if it makes me a furry
my vagina is ready to be decimated
oshit
Oh fuck
>its not my waifu
FUCK
Why you gotta do this shit to me OP
>>5729624
>Gwen, get out of me way, I'm trying to kiss Spider-Man!
>Tomy Serena
diamonds
uh
>>5729624
I...I don't think I like the idea of being sexed up by a 60ft (whatever) tall combiner mech made of hunting and murder.
>>5730046
it's ok, dragons don't make you a furry, just a sicko into bestiality unless it is a fursona then definitely furry. Although you are technically a shotacon now.
>>5730130
>Tonight.... YOU!
>>5729624
WTF
>>5729624
My Harley's bout to get revved.
Sine he is a small city to transformers I can use him as a hotel.
W-what if the last toy you touched was because you had to pack it up and sell it off?
An ex?
>FA:G Gourai
Im a lucky commander.
![Swindle+Robot+33[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/DE0Ejv1.jpg "Swindle+Robot+33[1].jpg")
Welp.
I guess celibacy's not so bad...
>>5730046
How well articulated is that guy
>>5729624
DCUC 7in Wonder Woman
This....could get ugly.
>>5730298
OP here. They come back to you.
Well... Fuck...
PAK DMC 3 Vergil
Oh god, edge incarnate.
>>5729624
She's a little rough around the edges.
>>5730202
shhh just let me take my giant sentient kotobukiya robo dragon dong at face value
Also the fact a young brown shota traveled the largely oceanic world as a monster-fighting bodyguard with the knowledge he was just to die at the end to temporarily stop whale godzilla fucked me up as a kid
>>5730415
It's a 16 year-old toy, and it's articulation is definitely that of the time.
Kotobukiya's heavy preference towards statueshit shows, and the articulation was definitely added as an afterthought. The arms and neck/head are really well articulated, but not articulated enough to have Bahamut cross his arms like in his idol stance.
The rest of him is almost entirely static; the legs are on a ball joint at the waist but only go up or down, and the feet have a ball and hinge joint.
Be leery of American/International ones, though, as some of them are made in a super shitty plastic that feels like soft rubber. The joints on those are fragile as fuck, and are prone to the same "broken in the box" QC hell as the Final Fantasy Play Arts toys from the same era.
tl;dr: it's really pretty and slightly above statueshit, the quality of the american ones reflects their 25 dollar price tag of the time.
Also I was super bummed they didn't release a PAK when FFX HD came out, PAK quality be damned.
>>5729624
P-please be gentle, Bruce...
At least he can keep making movies, although hearing about Brandon would probably bum him out.
Shit.
Guess I better invest in some lube.
>SAS DIO
I'm not really upset about this
>Figma Billy Herington
l-lewd
>>5729982
Looks more like Cersei desu
>>5730819
And their original Tyrion figure looked like fucking Reek, they really have problems with those figures.
Oh....oh my.
>>5730824
>we'll never have good ASOIAF figures
>>5730274
Why did you buy that
>>5729624
My feelings are conflicted about this anons......
Home made waifu is best waifu
Luckily, Lupin was the first one I put away.
>Yay Melona!
>>5730828
It's not bad. I have the Revoltech (which I prefer) but I bought the Figuarts for comparison's sake and because I'm collecting Ultron figures in general.
>>5730892
Is that supposed to be a vagina?
>>5730070
Is DOTM Guzzle any good?
I'm...not sure if I should be worried or not.
Plus side, potential group sex!
>>5729624
>Arkham city clayface
Well I have a chance now that every single sexual fetish will be fulfilled and fucking all ideals of beauty is in reach.
Also he would likely be my ticket to obtaining anything from backstage passes to free cash since he can just impersonate anyone. Hell if he works like the comic version he can make counterfeit money with little issue from his mass.
Trade off is I'm likely going to have clay stains on everything and everywhere and if he is like his comic counterpart, feeding him will be the same as a family of 6.
Man did I pick the right day to put my lanterns back out
>>5729624
...Well, that could have been worse.
>>5732799
Ehh... hes def not bad, but compared to the modern legends hes a little lacking
I think if his tank barrel hinged itd improve him a lot (being able to shoulder mount in robot and aim up in vehicle)
Other than that all his joints are good on paper but are made a bit awkward by his shapes, and his knees would probably benefit from being a balljoint instead of hinge.
Also funilly enough his head is actually on the worlds most useless mushroom peg, it looks like its molded to the backpack but if you feel like hurting your fingers you can shift it a useless amount.
Overall I'd say hes fun for sure, fun easy transformation and great sculpting, but playing with him leaves this kinda feeling in you like "damn... I wish he was a deluxe/voyager"
If you're looking to buy its worth going for, but not worth the dumbass prices his wreckers membership has driven him to. 10 or under and you'll be satisfied, but def no more.
Also baby tank gerwalk
>>5733011
Yeah, but how is he as a sex partner?
>>5733015
Surprisingly submissive
>>5733027
kek
>>5732980
Wow, talk about a painted-on costume.
>>5733000
>B-but... isn't she some kind of murderous psycho
Well, yes, but a sexy one ;)
I just won't call her a monster and I'll be fine.
Although OP said they will be the only sexual partner I'll ever have... I hope she will love me, or at least not kill me.
>something tells me I'm gonna get a slimy worm up my butt though..
This could be fun.
Wheres the FUCKIN genie when you need him
>>5733138
GL uniforms are quite literally made of space magic
>>5733714
would they remember you playing with them
>>5733821
OP here, good question.
As a toy they lacked a consciousness but coming to life 1:1 scale they simply take on the memories, personality, and consciousness of the canon character.
Basically this thread is porn version of Indian in the Cupboard, but with the toy becoming the real source material at real-size.
>>5734062
>>5730885
VGCats?
Mah nigga.
I always knew I'd be fucked to death by a super powered Nazi wrestler....
DAMMIT!!!!!! Someone pass the lube please.
Show mercy on this pitiful soul that's doomed himself to be ravaged by Ravage.
I think she would make a good oneechan.
nice! i just put her away back into her box a little while ago. would be a dream come true!
>>5729624
....what have i done.
>>5730941
She'll kill you
I got a henchmen.
>>5735514
U done goofed
Cuddling while watching cheap and bad horror movies is the right to all sentient beings.
>>5735710
>emgo picture
Emgo fuck yourself
![NEOGDS-87306_2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2BxKDfP.jpg "NEOGDS-87306_2[1].jpg")
>>5729624
..shit, that'll do 'till FA:G Architect arrives..
>>5735710
I don't own a camera, and that was the only very clear pic I could find.
>No canonical personality
That just means she can be whatever I want her to be
>only picked him up just to nitpick at him
I will die
>>5730046
Ahahaha you have a vagina.
>>5730827
>The only Stannis the Mannis figure we'll ever get is the fucking pop vinyl
>280 feet tall
1. Guess I can kiss my house goodbye
2. How the fuck would sex even work
...I'll be honest, it could be worse.
i don't want this
>>5736923
Maybe you get the Russian pilot couple? I would guess it works the same way if it was a Gundam. That or pick again and choose wisely.
