I'll start:
>double jointed knee
>doesn't bend the knee all the way
>nasty long ass nails
>Anthony's customs as a whole
>>5597309
Make videos. Give me high definition photos showing the detail and engineering of the figures. Your shitty low quality videos and nasally ass voice tell me nothing.
meadeslemicah as a whole
>"uh... heh."
>>5597309
Video consisting of anything but clear shots of the figure.
I've done product ad and review videos. You don't see dick all but the product. That's the point.
You don't need to do it in one cut. I don't need to see you fidget and screw up posing for a minute. Just cut to it displayed properly.
>minute long poorly made amateur intro
>five minutes of looking at the box
>trying to explain the series and who the character is, but getting it wrong because they don't know either and just skimmed a Wikipedia article
>meticulously going over the all articulation points on a figure that uses the same base body as a hundred other figures that they also have reviews of
>bad lighting
>>5597400
>>meticulously going over the all articulation points on a figure that uses the same base body as a hundred other figures that they also have reviews of
I actually do want to see the articulation, regardless. Yet so many people find a way to fuck it up. How how is it to just bend the figure around and do some minimal editing.
>>5597318
>look at that paint hehe
>it's a pretty nice sculpt hehe
>uh it's got a lot of accessories hehe oh whoops
>hehe really recommend it
>>5597359
I actually like seeing reviewers fiddle with the figures. Gives me an idea of their joints. How tight/loose they are, what hinders the articulation, etc.
If I wanted to see static poses I wouldn't need a video review.
>retarded catchphrases
>laughing at their own dumb jokes
>reading the whole bio
>Saying "don't go anywhere guys, stay tuned" as if there's a fucking pause for commercials in the middle of the review.
>figger
"it is what it is"
"i dont expect a character like this to have alot of movment anyways"
"you wont get super acrobatic poses, but its still good"
Tjomegs "you will excuse Blank"
just tjomega in general
DCucks BTFO!
i dont like thew
>DCucks
>More than a 10 second piece of shit intro no one cares about ever
>Looking that the box for more than a second when there isn't anything special about it
>excruciatingly long unboxing
>points out articulation points but doesn't actually show any of the ranges
>meticulously pointing out every single paint application for no reason, but then doesn't point out articulation
>either too excited, have too much shit taste, or are too much of a company shill to be objective in the slightest.
>spends five minutes talking about the goddamn packaging
>tries to inject humor and fails consistently
>has a fucking toy avatar of themselves
>knows nothing about the character or blatantly says they don't like the character/show/comic they are from
>complains about minute details or just bitches nonstop
DCuck
>>5597532
>has a fucking toy avatar of themselves
Fucking this!
>>5597309
>putting up an object for scale
>its something a majority of viwers dont have
fuck you CDX and using glyos for scale.
fuck. you.
>>5597462
TJ kills me sometimes.
>will pause mid sentence multiple times and stutter over words constantly
>uses common phrases or sayings wrong
I like him a lot though.
EMGO and his stupid bionicle mascot and his stupid lame joke intros.
fuck you.
>>5597535
>emgo the fucking geek
>those intros that make me cringe so hard I pull muscles
>optibotimus
>complains and whines like a fucking child about everything
>spends twenty years on the packaging alone
I hate that guy.
>Has no idea how an accessory works because he didn't do any research at all
>pins it as a con of the figure because it's not well designed.
>Anthony's Customs
SO DISAPPOINTING
>Shartimus
GREAT FIGURE. REALLY GREAT.
Also, their obsession with paint washes.
>this figure would be so much better if hasbro/mattel/figurecompany would have used a wash
>flat colors are bad
>look at import figures
>no shading
>import figure review
>WHY DOESNT hasbro/mattel/figurecompany MAKE FIGURES LIKE THIS
>no paint complaints
>mfw
>>5597438
But his videos are nice and clear
>>5597565
>Also, their obsession with paint washes
Pretty much, paint wash is a pretty good pleb filter.
>>5597421
You'll discover many fear breaking the toy while on video
>>5597455
Spot's getting the feeling you don't like him very much
>Not as good as ToyBiz
>>5597309
the review is actually your first time opening and playing with the figure/toy without reading the instruction and knowing what it comes and what it should or should not do. extra time wasted on opening the box, figuring out how to attach this, bending that twisting this only halfway, don't even know there's a extra compartment and complaints about no storage for accessories.
A review is suppose to play with the toy off camera, figure everything out, and then do the recording.
it's funny we still have un boxing videos
>reviews an updated version of a previously reviewed figure
>"I could do a comparison shot of both figures, but I don't remember where I put the other one"
>>5597589
>It's been a year since I reviewed this figure
>time for a new review!
>receive free toys prior to official release dates
>give consistently favorable reviews
>never a single bad review
Hmm...
>Hey, I've got this figure I'm gonna review
>Just came in the mail
>I don't know anything bout the character or series
>I'm just gonna use it as custom fodder
>Is this detail accurate? I don't know, I'm not familiar with X
>Should you buy it? I don't know but if you like it, I guess? (In that "I literally do not give a shit" tone)
>Like and subscribe, otherwise fuck off
>>5597588
Sometimes you just want to see how it comes straight out of a package. Please edit your videos though, assholes.
>Glenn Webb
>dat way of speaking
>Breaking the toy or parts fell off during the review by accident
>"it always happens on camera"
>Prime92
Basically everything.
![[angry beeping noises].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/a9gXfnn.jpg "[angry beeping noises].jpg")
>if you like what you see you can order yours at ________
>>5597496
Go to bed Thew.
>>5597649
They do have to pay for all that shit somehow. You don't get free shit/all those expensive figures without whoring yourself out.
>>5597453
There's demonstrating joints and there's flopping around like a dummy trying to get it in pose or standing.
These are different things and I'm not asking for just static poses at all. Not one bit.
>>5597309
>Anthony's customs as a whole
Kek, that faggot is annoying, and has terrible taste.
>>5597309
>shilling
>not getting to the point
>editing (just learn to make your show straight)
>intro
>reviewing before getting to know the toy
>trying to be funny
>spend 20 minutes examining every side of the box
>show and read the instructions sheet step by step
>remove item from plastic packaging
>speakers blow up because I turned volume up to hear them mumbling about the item
>>5597309
I saw a video where a guy mistransformed something and couldn't even tell it was a lion. It was beast machines Snarl. How retarded do you even have to be to not know what a lion looks like.
Then there was the guy who just broke his fucking toy because he was a disgusting ham hands.
Referring to themselves in the third person. Pretty much the only people I go to for actual reviews are EriVera94 for Datong reviews and OutsideTheBox for other shit
>review toy from japanese franchise
>"i watched this show, i loved it"
>still mispronounce names
"MAYJAIRANGER"
-Peaugh
>>5597793
I actually love this because it makes faggots upset.
>>5597715
>editing (just learn to make your show straight)
No.
NO.
Video reviews.
All video reviews are shit and take too fucking long to show everything.
>>5597581
Got a laugh out of me anon, bravo.
Another thing he does which annoys my inner /k/ is refer to any sort of rifle as an M4.
Jobby best reviewer
>>5597872
He's really funny, but a lot of his gags are bordering on how-to-basic-reddit-tier humor.
>>5597309
When they twist the arms legs and head right round, 180°.
Kinda like in the exorcist. On some level I think the toys are alive... Thanks Toy Story.
>trying to remove an interchangeable piece from the figure on camera
>failing miserably at it
>>5597460
I don't get that, would you really expect a toy of a character like godzilla to be able to do fucking gymkata? Some times a characters sculpt makes super articulation impossible. It's a valid way of thinking.
>intros
>tries to be funny but fails
>retarded avatar
>talks about their personal life
>doesn't cover a certain gimmick/articulation/accessory, complaints about the lack of it
>shit camera/focus/lighting
>shit voice
>FUCKER DOESN'T ACTUALLY PLAY AROUND WITH THE ITEM THEY JUST TALK ABOUT IT WHILE IT SITS STILL IN FRONT OF THE CAMERA
[spoilers]>it's actually not a video review but some try hard stop motion animation with MLG-tier effects and shitty over-the-top choreography[/spoiler]
>>5597699
>Kek, that faggot is annoying, and has terrible taste.
Him disliking the Kinnikuman Figuarts' articulation made me automatically pass on anything he has to say. Those figures have the nicest articulation on the market short of those limited production run figures consisting of hundreds of parts.
>DiegoDoom
>fantastic fantastic fantastic
>even when something isn't really fantastic
>sometimes babbles too long about the background information of the subject
Solid reviews otherwise.
>>5597618
You mean the British accent?
I don,t really particpate in community discussion on this board, and have only ever really watched one Youtuber in this field. What do you guys think og Glenn Webb? I reall like his knowledege on comic book characters and and his analysis of things, plus he calls shit stuff for what it is while trying to find things that they do right and vice versa.
>>5597901
I don't understand why reviewers do this, or even point out/demonstrate that a limb can twist a full 360 when it has no reason to do so (eg. bicep swivels)
>>5598059
Sounds like you also like his cock
>>5597993
Not his british accent. It's hard to tell, but his vocabulary is kinda robotic, and he tone down his voice in an awkward way at the last word of each sentence.
>>5597627
>Prime 92
S/He's awful. Atcually most gunpla reveiws are awful, even the best ones make reviews that are way too long.
>>5597627
this
>IGN/Kotaku toy "reviews"
>reviews Hot Toys
>manhandles it out of package
>manhandles it to barely show the articulation
>have no clue what to say about sculpt/paint
>yeah it's great, a little expensive but if you're a fan, get it!
Those faggots should stay away from toys.
When they never review the figure, and they are too afraid to even move it. Fucking hate it.
>always forget to show the articulation, fucking peaugh
BUT
>always remember to show the box
>they review the fucking box more than the figure itself
>they review the box's design with more care than the figure's
>they review THE GODDAMNED PLASTIC CASING INSIDE THE BOX
>spend minutes past the intro shilling his channel or the shop they "got" the figure from
>>5597588
>>5597615
Want to know something crazy?
There are toy companies out there who literally just want the reviewer to open the package and take the figure out for the first time, and that's it. They think it somehow emulates the excitement of opening a toy for all those watching.
I used to do written toy reviews, and a couple times we had to tell people not to send us stuff because they wanted us to do opening videos.
>>5597699
Fact. His love of PAK makes me want to vomit.
Also, why the fuck is he doing video game shit? No one that goes there for toy reviews wants a Halo achievement guide.
>>5597309
>they show their face
>their do the review with the camera pointing at them at all
>their hands are in the way because they can't see what we can
>long intro
>long time looking at the box
>they don't open it
>the don't move any of the joints
>they don't say anything
>they say something as if it means something
>>5597649
GET YOUR BIG BIG BAD ASS TOYS AT BIG BAD TOY STORE DOT COM LINK IN THE DESCRIPTION BELOWWWWW
>>5598602
I can't stand Shartimus, but holy shit that video where he leans back and falls off his chair, slams into a detolf and knocks down about 100 figures, top fucking kek.
>>5598608
Hahaha oh man, can you link it anon?
I also love the optibotimus one where he straight up rips off ROTF Jolt's head while doing the articulation demo.
>>5598608
Link? also, any other "great" reviews too
>>5598624
>>5598625
Sorry anons, I can't find it.
It was one of those videos where he just sits there talking at the camera for 10+ minutes.
You can see his clusterfuck of a collection in the background, and for some reason his Detolf door is wide open.
He leans back on his chair, falls backwards, and slams into the Detolf, taking down a shit load of figures with him.
I'd be very surprised if nothing was broken.
I hope someone can find it cause I wouldn't mind seeing it again.
>>5598647
Was it a movie review or something?
>>5598852
You can tell he wanted to flip out, kek.
>>5598852
fucking hot toys went flying lmao
>someone other than the reviewer who clearly doesn't know or care about the item gives an opinion in the video
or worse
>reviewer asks someone who clearly doesn't know or care about the item about their opinions in the video
this doesn't happen very often but what the fuck? Are they trying to look like an expert by comparison or to prove they have people to talk to?
>>5598852
Holy shit KEK
>it's a "Grim has his action figures rape each other" episode
>>5598602
As long as the review is good who gives a shit if they shill at the end? Peoplevwho act like no one should ever make any real money for making reviews are absurd.
>>5597400
>meticulously going over the all articulation points on a figure that uses the same base body as a hundred other figures that they also have reviews of
Any video may be someone's first video, and most people aren't going to look up the only video where the articulation was shown.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLx59Crnwk4
i hate this particularly.
>>5598852
Skip to 17:42.
I know that feel, but holy shit is it funny watching it happen to someone else.
>They don't show the real range of the articulation
Or
>they go fucking ferrari on showing the articulation
>They don't fucking review they toys I want
Someone with a freddie mercury review that's not shit?
>way too loud intro
turn speakers down
>way too quiet review
turn speakers up
>way too loud outro
RIP ears
>>5597626
>paint wash
>good
Pick one.
>>5599597
Fucking kek that made me feel terrible and I don't even like shart.
>>5597318
> Le giggling mexican
I wonder what that faggot does for a living to afford literally everything.
>>5597565
Shart shills for anyone who gives him free shit.
>>5597981
Holy shit Diego is the fucking worst. He's got some fucktarded rating system in his head where "fantastic" means good and "great" means just okay, and he needs to use it to rate every single feature of a figure.
Good Camera-work, shit everything else.
> Toys210
> Has mutated lobster claws for hands so he never films himself articulating the figures
>>5597793
>>If I hear Pixel Dan say "Bee-Shoe-Joe" one more fucking time!!
And that's why I stopped watching toy reviews, it was just pissing me off for really dub reasons. I'm am much happier person now. . .I think
>>5599611
Glenn's only problem is his choice of hats.
Baltmatrix
>straaange, weeeird, odd
>his whole "clueless dad" vibe
>despite reviewing tons of toku figures, still hasn't quite picked up on certain aspects of japanese culture that influence the design of said figures
>figure gets 90 degree bend in elbows and knees
>well that's pretty good articulation
no, it isn't.
>>5599996
>be baltmatrix
>stutter over words like a sped
>three second pause
>start again
>leave it all in
it's like i watched him get lazier at editing over a few months.
Gardening gloves and puppets
>>5597309
Who is everyone's favourite toy reviewer?
Mine's Vangelus. Even though I don't really share his taste in toys anymore, I still like watching his stuff because it's so well filmed, and he's usually pretty funny.
>>5600116
I like his quality of production.
My favorite are Thew, Bobby Skullface, and Runescape228
>>5600116
I just checked his channel and he has like, 32k subs.
Didn't he previously have a shitload more than that?
>>5597755
Link?
Anthony's customs is pretty bad, always sounds like he has a ton of mucus and saliva in his mouth
Saying "What you want to do is..."
Not editing out minutes at a time of hamhanding and stammering.
Having a stupid, shitty intro
Having a stupid, shitty gimmick
Having a stupid, shitty camera
I go to reviews to be informed, not to hear rambling goddamned opinions at length on the subject. Actually I just hate reviewers.
>>5597565
>Anthony's Customs
Too boring of a person for me to sit through a review without falling asleep, also manages to bullshit his measurements on figures to make them seem taller
>Shartimus
Trying to hard to be a dudebro when in reality he's just a fat fucking faggot who only comes off as annoying
>Meades
I'd rather shoot myself than sit through one of his mumbling "huehue" reviews
>D-Amazing
Literally sounds like he has Down's syndrome as he attempts to find words to form in his brain and then shit them out semi-coherently
>Mecha Gaikotsu
Weeb as fuck, has about two reviews dealing with something that isn't Gundam or strict moe-moe anime shit figures
Why can't we have good things, /toy/? Why are all reviewers shit?
Boy do I have the reviewer for you /toy/.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6-Epf8yvDE
>Look at that great paintjob
>bare plastic
Triggered.jpg
>>5600146
Nope. He's always had sort of a criminally slow climb in followers. Honestly, I don't think it's fair at all. I've been following him since the beginning and I love everything he does, so it breaks my heart to see Vangelus this far behind people who offer so much less.
>>5600343
Yeah. I'd like to see him do more Figuarts again as well. But hey, I like Transformers and Chogokin style toys too, so I'm content.
>>5600304
>it's civil war
Thank you for this, anon, my favorite reviewer from now on.
>>5599597
To upgrade your kek, watch it on 0.5 speed.
>>5600257
maybe this hobby... is shit to begin with?
>>5600116
Oh my god somebody needs to do a custom of Camera-tan.
>>5599965
What the fuck is up with that voice
>>5600257
>>Mecha Gaikotsu
At least the video quality is good and he's enthusiastic, if I want a figma review usually I go to his channel. His reviews of lewd statueshit are funny cause he has to dance around mentioning how great the tits/ass look and only talk about the paint and sculpt.
>>5599962
Yeah, I agree. At least it's better than his old reviews; recently watched his SHMA Mechagodzilla review and he was constantly going 'uh' or 'um' to the point it got irritating.
>>5600380
Not really, because pictorial reviews are just fine.
Maybe because reviewers don't get much criticism, but a lot of them will always have at least one problem. The main problem I find is video length due to being unable to get straight to the point, poor editing, etc.
You know whos good? I really think Type V3 makes genuinely nice videos. Very nice yes
>>5600329
He's an insufferably self-important attention whore, so I don't feel bad about it at all. If he's gotten 32k people to watch his garbage on a regular basis, then that's more than enough.
my issue with vangelus is the amount of vinyl shit he does.
seriously, does anyone actually care about Glyos other than CDX?
That and the attention whoring.
>>5600116
>Vangelus
>Thew
>Jang (Not really that into him)
>Collector75(Mediocre, but he finds some interesting TF knockoffs)
>Ilovemess(I just like him as a character. Wish he made more shit.)
>>5600627
I've talked to Vangelus. He seemed pretty chill. Obviously just a guy who tries to divert his depression with making funny videos about toys he likes.
>>5600675
>glyos
He's done like 5 Glyos vids out of over 200 reviews, and the most recent was 2 years ago.
Some fucks deserve the shit, but Vangelus is pretty decent.
>>5600116
Only ones I watch semi-regurlary are Jang and Just2good, mostly if I'm on the fence about a Lego/Mega bloks set
Brickshow is trash, used to watch Solid Brix whatever but he's just annoying to watch (clearly up himself, half of the video is uming and aring)
Actar.
Just the fact that little fish-boy does videos makes me ill.
"Hewoaoh. Dis is EckTah, with anovah appysode ob Ecktah's Webues."
>>5597565
>Anthony's Customs
Literally the worst of the worst. There aren't many people that need a punch in the face, he's one of them.
>>5600828
he's what got me into figures so fuck you, love that guy.
>>5600847
He's an annoying little genetically mutated faggot that should have died in the womb.
>>5600724
I used to watch his v-build videos, but I can't stand the tranny he keeps pushing on every single one he puts out now. Like yes, we get it, you're fucking a tranny, you're very progressive.
"It's Mouth-breathin' time!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCqQ-MyZXRA
>>5600883
He's very informative and speaks clearly unlike all the other manchildren posted in this thread. I just don't like any of the shit he reviews.
>>5600891
>This paid channel is unavailable in your country.
oh no, and I was so looking forward to pay to subscribe to him
>>5600540
glad I'm not the only one.
>>5600888
I keep hearing this rather comical rumor. Is it really a tranny? She/he/it sounds female enough.
>>5600894
They can learn to become more articulate. They can improve themselves.
But Actar will always be a greasy little Faggot Singaporean Flipper Creature.
>>5600912
very touching tribute, whats the problem here
>>5600922
The only problem I had with it was the audio quality. He was a little dry, but overall it was okay.
>>5600918
Well, that's unnecessarily mean-spirited of you, anon.
Funny, he may be a
>greasy little Faggot Singaporean Flipper Creature.
But he's apparently still happier than bitter and pathetic old you, faggot.
>>5600304
This guy has been watching too much Filthy Frank.
>>5600875
>Cuteanimefigurestv
Holy shit I thought I was the only one who knew this fucker existed.
>>5600928
Hit a sore spot, did I?
You some kind of genetic fuckup too? I bet you are. Hell I hope you are. Otherwise for you to get so anally blasted on the behalf of some useless lump of flesh that has a hard on for anime, and who doesn't give a shit what I think of him, is pretty pathetic.
Why not save up your righteous indignation, and go do some SJWing on Facebook and Twitter? Or better yet, just go outside for a walk (or roll if you're one of those "things".
That's what I'm gonna go do.
>>5600951
>>5600955
You went a little too far there, make it more subtle next time.
>>5600978
Sorry, I'm not your little friendo there, only a random goon with a sick sense of humor who gets a kick out of sideshow freaks.
>>5600916
Once you've heard a tranny you've heard them all. They speak in very modulated, slow and 'feminine' voices to pass off as feminine, but you can tell they're REALLY trying. Just try and listen to how he reacts to Vangelus' WACKY gags and jokes, and how he laughs - he really reigns in his reactions so that his original voice won't come out.
You can also check their tumbler/DA page that Vangelus keeps shilling or whatever.
>>5599965
How do you know, if he doesn't record himself?
>>5601001
is this why his father sees him as a disappointment?
>>5597715
>Editing a video is a bad thing
Fucking kill yourself, the thing I hate most is all those moments that easily could have been cut out of the video.
>Whoops, that's not right. Hang on...
>Dang it, I lost the _____ let me waste time to find it
>So I.... uh... gee I forgot what I was gonna say
>>5601014
One of many? Sure? I'm assuming from Vangelus' looks and name that he's either Chinese or Taiwanese, and those kind of asians really have a dim view of their sons growing up to not have a real well-paying job, playing with toys still or consorting with transvestites.
Maybe his father just shakes his head whenever he sees Vangelus take Krim to his basement room or whatever.
>>5597649
What's wrong with that?
>inb4 shill
Well if you are reviewing a product and advising people on wether they should buy it or not, you SHOULD include a "where to buy" link or something.
is Aileen from toybreak a tranny?
>>5597755
I once thought its Universe deco was a baboon.
I was a retarded 8 year old okay?
>>5600978
Oooooh a swing and a miss. That's 0 for 2 now.
>>5601024
Vangelus' father is dead.
>>5601041
Then he died with his only begotten son fucking a man.
>>5600847
>>5600894
>>5600922
>>5600927
>>5600928
>>5600978
And you have the gall to cry "Samefag!"
>>5601024
His father is dead and he's an editor for tv shows.
>>5601001
Link to pics?
>not fucking the tranny
Where the fuck do you think you are?
>>5601057
Just fuck a fat guy. They've got the ass and the titties, all they need is makeup [nospoiler]if you're into that sort of thing[/on/toy].
>
>>5601043
Is Vangelus an only child?
>>5601067
>just fuck a fat guy
I guess the tranny scored with Vangelus, huh?
>>5601074
Thought he had a brother
>>5600933
Jobby is a saint you take that back
>>5597309
>horrible homemade intro full of jump-cuts, terrible music, and images of reviewer fondling figures' boobs/asses (Shartimus)
>spending longer than ten seconds talking about the box
>camera facing ugly, nerdy reviewer, rather than clean closeup of review subject
>scripts nothing ahead of time, constantly says "um" or repeats him/herself
>Heavy-handed shilling (Shartimus)
>talks about their personal life (that guy who got Kanan and Asoka, going on about his wife&mistress)
>has a voice like Rick Steves
>putting figures in lewd poses
>being unable to pose the figure standing after showing off articulation
>being one of the very few girl reviewers and falling right into all the girl/nerdgirl stereotypes
>being an awful reviewer, but the only one to have a figure I want to see reviewed
>being embarrassingly over-excited or acting "autistic"
>making dick/tit/ass jokes
>bases entire identity on a shit joke (Shartimus)
>being Shartimus
>not being Thew
I like the stop motion reviews. Don't need to see some turbo nerd who's uglier than I am hamhanding his shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NA36sZy3is
>>5600955
>hurr durr if you're not a blatant faggot who shits on others to make his own miserable life better you're a SJW
Good job at making SJWs look like they're correct.
>>5599597
Looks intentional
>>5601158
>putting figures in lewd poses
What's wrong with that?
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC2qJ1aKpSFNNNlAf3gC5Q-g
>>5601262
I general, nothing. I love dick jokes, lewd threads, jump-cuts, etc. But it makes a bad review that much worse when some obvious basement-dweller is ham-handing Shinkis and pretending he knows which parts go where.
>>5597627
tfw when you want to know if an obscure HG is good. Only review on Youtube is that little shit and his unnecessarily modulated voice.
>>5601370
>he
>>5597309
I hate it when a reviewer does soda commercials to try and get sponsorships.
>>5601390
>"WHEN YOU'RE FILLING UP YOUR CUP!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-s-Kcokix4
Wotafa gets REALLY EXCITED about the toys he reviews.
And it's infectious as fuck.
>>5601158
I want a figure of Rick Steves.
>>5601542
Based Thew. Optimusbot is a huge asshole.
>>5600546
Guy needs to slow down.
>>5601593
He's Speedy Gonzales' oriental cousin, the Racin' Asian.
>>5601600
>snorts cocaine
More like Ragin' Asian, amirite?
>>5601603
>>5601600
He isn't asian though, you see him in his room tour.
Was a fucking eye opener thats for sure
>>5597309
They don't cut out their fuck ups and if they do they explained why they did it
why?
>going through the articulation
>they don't show their anvil in the background
What the fuck is wrong with reviewers?
>>5597649
how dare anyone even THINK about -asking- you to purchase something you have decided you want, through a means that helps them after theyve helped you. how fucking dare them.
personally, I'm not a fan of shartimus' filler and "character" (or is that just his personality?) but i honestly get a kick out of his
>GET YOUR BIG BIG BAD ASS TOYS AT BIG BAD TOY STORE DOT COM LINK IN THE DESCRIPTION BELOWWWWW
also strictly speaking of his reviewing methods/shots/speeds, hes probably one of the best out there
>>5597309
When they spend more than half the video making shitty jokes about beer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Typn0e1biU
>>5600891
What The Fuck, if your going to do it at least commit to the insanity of it. The half bored
"Its . . . .mophin. . time" *20 seconds of fiddling with morpher*
That shits just cringe worthy.
>>5600891
>those QB Revos
Well, guess we know what the typical collector looks like.
>all this hate on AnthonysCustoms
Let me guess, he refused to make a custom you wanted at the price you wanted so you have an axe to grind? Or he hated your favorite figure?
Look, the dude isn't perfect and sometimes makes mistakes because he gets very little sleep. However, he also doesn't blow smoke up your ass and lists all the flaws he can find. If you don't think those things are flaws then GREAT, buy the figure. You'll love it. I'd rather someone point something out as a potential flaw than to gloss over everything and praise it.
>>5602538
Go home Anthony.
>>5602538
Stop talking about yourself in third person.
Mitchsantona
>>5601614
Damn, I kinda wish I hadn't saw his face.
His voice is pretty cool and charismatic with loads of enthusiasm but his face is like generic weeb with bad haircut and patchy facial hair.
>>5602538
Fuck off Anthony.
And stop reviewing figures you don't know jack shit about.
>'Hey guys this is Anthony's customs and today I'm going to be reviewing another figma somebody sent me for a custom. I have absolutely no clue about what it is or where it comes from but hey I'll pull it apart so you can see what a figma disc joint looks like for the millionth time'
>>5602538
Go fuck yourself, Anthony.
>>5602712
IMO the face doesn't matter, yeah I was surprised, but him being asian would be the exact same as another asian, just another guy behind the camera who I'd quickly forget about.
Which is good, reviewers don't need to face the camera, I think it was just a nice bonus for those curious about him, pretty sure everyone thought he was asian
>>5602739
Yeah I guess it doesn't matter, I'm glad he doesn't shoehorn his face into reviews like some other people.
I wonder what his wife looks like, do you think she's Asian?
>Pronounce accessories "assessories"
>30 minute reviews for a single toy
>>5602774
>>Pronounce accessories "assessories"
That really gets on my nerves.
It's ACK-SESS-OREES you fucking doylem
>>5597544
Thank god, I am not the only one. That guy can drone on and on about insignificant details, it takes up majority of the video.
>>5597544
I wanna punch his dumb, whiny mouth.
I bet he smells really bad.
>>5602538
As boring as he can be, at least he doesn't shill. I can respect his objectivity. There's dozens of reviews that fawn over how great a figure is. I'd rather watch him rip it to pieces than sit through Sean Long's autistic,failed-normie shit.
Also fuck off Anthony.
Pixel fucking Dan's fucking retarded voice.
Spot's going to take a break now, don't go anywhere, stay tuned!
>>5602751
He lives in Japan apparently, so maybe? She's also a collector, although not to the extent he is.
>>5600891
Jesus Christ that is some aggressive mouth breathing.
>>5600891
Nigga looks like Napoleon dynamite
>>5602839
I'm with you, anon. Anthony can be droning and inarticulate at times but he's not an idiot, he tries to be honest, and he gives a fairly high quality, detailed look at the figure.
>>5602538
>and sometimes makes mistakes because he gets very little sleep.
Who fucking cares.
>>5602538
Anthony listen. You don't have to be so butthurt. I actually appreciate that you're one of the only reviewers who will dare to say there is something wrong with the figure. I like that. But you need to actually do some research on the stuff you review. seriously you just look like an idiot.
>Openings that last longer than ten seconds
>Taking more than a minute to show the packaging
>Constantly touching and moving the figure to attempt producing the same results of a rotating base
>Not making sure the figure is planted firmly before putting it down to show the accessories
>Not knowing the source material well enough, but still willing to dock points for accuracy
>Wrenching joints or otherwise mishandling the item
>Featuring the reviewer more than it ever does the figure
>No editing whatsoever
>>5600116
I like that guy who does the stop motions of toys, and his "avatar" is a Gold Lightan in a kimono.
I forgot his name though.
![Figma Lucina (Fire Emblem Awakening) REVIEW 236.mp4_snapshot_07.10_[2016.01.19_21.54.07].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/5B4h9vN.jpg "Figma Lucina (Fire Emblem Awakening) REVIEW 236.mp4_snapshot_07.10_[2016.01.19_21.54.07].jpg")
>>5600116
I've come to enjoy Type V3's reviews as of late. Even if I don't quite agree with his opinions, the reviews are akin to Vangelus' own. Well filmed, takes the time to pose them properly, and actually creates little amusing scenes that add flavour to both the video and the figure itself.
Also, straight to the goddamn point.
>>5602839
>Doesn't shill
He shills the hell out PAKs
>>5597455
>It's a nice piece
> it is a really Nice piece
>Overall its a real piece
He knows jack shit about 99% of the shit he reviews
>>5597532
I like Dr evilcheese tho.
>Jin doesn't do Youtube reviews because he's too much of a worthless limp dick to do a good job of it
Oh well, his friends at lulz.net can always comfort him and make him forget he's a piece of shit.
>>5597649
That's so superficial and obvious it shouldn't annoy you. It doesn't impact the review, it's not as if the toy makers are paying the geezer.
>>5604420
>bringing up jin out of nowhere
What the fuck is up with this? All the time there's one anon that brings him up no matter what the thread is about.
If the guy reads /toy/ then doing this kind of thing probably only strokes his ego.
I how they think they can review movies and shows all of a sudden.
>Anthony's customs
>Shartamus
Fuck off stick to toys. Who guys a shit what your taste in movies. Its always biased as fuck because they bought merch for it most likely.
Geez i should shit up ... i am not making any sense.
>reviewer has the camera pointed at themselves
>constantly struggling to get focus on the figure
>holding up a tiny accessory right up to the camera waiting for it to auto-focus
If these people could all spontaneously drop dead, that'd be great.
>bonus points if they're fat/ugly/bald/neckbeard
>>5604736
>I how they
>who guys a shit
>>5602912
They've been playing Dark Souls 3 together on his other channel and I think she's Irish as well (from the accent).
>>5600561
>Not really, because pictorial reviews are just fine.
You've never been to OAFE have you?
Well, there's about 4 reviewers that aren't complete shit.
>Vangelus: Good editing, gets straight to the point, entertaining, honest opinions.
>Thew: It's Thew. God amongst men.
>Skullface: Brutally honest, but gives credit where it's due.
>Actar: Honest, to-the-point, in-depth. Also I kinda feel sorry for the poor guy (Is it brittle bone disease he has?) and I have to admire the fact that he's definitely a full-on otaku yet isn't a mentally unstable piece of shit.
Everyone else is awful, but fuck Baltmatrix in particular.
>>5605045
But all of that is wrong. You don't know shit about toys or reviews.
>>5605047
Wow great argument fagtron you sure convinced me with those hot opinions.
>>5605045
At the risk of sounding like a shill, I would put Mecha Gaikotsu on the 'not complete shit' list.
>high quality video
>backgrounds are easy on the eyes (not some clusterfuck desk or a dirty cloth draped over a chair)
>charismatic voice
>enthusiastic/funny without coming off as a try-hard
>doesn't shoehorn his face into reviews for no reason (why the fuck do toy reviewers do this?)
>doesn't shill aside from the occasional namedrop of HLJ
>isn't afraid to be honest (check out his AGP Yamato review)
Pretty much my go to channel for Figma reviews.
>>5605077
Go to bed, MG.
>>5605094
Not him, kinda jelly of his collection though.
Dude needs a haircut and a shave.
>>5605077
You don't sound like a shill, just a faggot. MGK is borderline autistic
>>5605107
And a better watch.
>>5602538
>Let me guess, he refused to make a custom you wanted at the price you wanted so you have an axe to grind? Or he hated your favorite figure?
No, he's just a bad reviewer and has bad taste.
>he gets very little sleep
Are you him? Lmao!
>he also doesn't blow smoke up your ass
He gets both flaws and praise wrong, the dude likes Toy Biz for fuck sake
>>5600891
What is he looking at?
