Reminder that if you open your toys, you're literally retarded
Happened today:
>Mom walks into room
"a-anon, when are you going to open all these toys?"
>look at her
>explain to her that they're not just "toys" they're skylanders, amiibo, action figures and other similar things that i'm keeping to sell for a higher price at a later date, and opening them detracts from the value
/toy/, I am sick of everyone asking, so here are some FAQs
>Why dont you open any of your toys?
Because they'll get more valuable and i can sell them, duh.
>What if they dont get more valuable?
They will. Trust me.
>Why dont you play with any of them?
I dont buy toys to play with them, I buy toys to make money.
>Where is your money?
*points to shelves*
>But where??
When those toys get valuable enough, they'll become easy money.
loser
>>5580858
Get out of here with this bait
>>5580858
>you have to open your amiibos to play with them
>>5581092
Actually, pretty sure Nintendo put something in the packaging that blocks it.
He thinks skylanders are going to be worth anything in the future.
>>5581100
same thing that happens with the Eon's elites. Ive always wondered why theyd never work with the demo portals at the store, then i realized there's this green-striped sticker on the bottom
>>5581100
>Checked
Yeah they did. Not sure exactly what, but it blocks the chip from being read
Enjoy your garage full of literal trash, you fucking retard.
>>5581147
My sister bought some Animal Crossing amiibo. they put the stickers on the bottom of the figure bases now so this won't work anymore.
>>5580858
10/10 keks
>>5581100
Why?
I miss Pepsi
>>5581270
Probably mostly to stop signal interference with a large amount in one area when been transported between shipping depots and the like due to the NFC chips.
That or Nintendo are just jews and make it so the autists need to buy two, one to open and one to keep mint in box for future bucks.
>>5580858
>Mom walks into room
>I dont buy toys to play with them, I buy toys to make money.
raging faggot detected
>>5581270
well since many amiibos can be read from a 3DS screen I guess the chip is blocked to prevent people from using them in the store. One example could be someone scanning it into their copy of Smash Bros and giving it an obscene nickname or something. Infinity, Skylanders, and Dimensions don't have to worry about that since their portals are a separate piece of hardware that needs to be plugged into a console.
>>5581280
Yeah it's totally Nintendo's fault that retards need to buy two figures because their OCD autism prevents them from just buying one toy and opening it.
Fuck faggots two have to buy two of everything because of the box. It's just a piece of cardboard.
gr9 b9 m9 I r9 it 9/9
>>5580858
le tricky hook
>>5581114
That's why I never got the point of the demo summoners
> Implying they're toys.
> Implying they have value.
> Implying this ever happened.
> Implying this isn't a troll thread.