You can use some damaged and distorted toys as artifacts and fashion accesories in your post nuclaer outfit and gear, what do you choose, and how would you use them?
>>5546716
Lego armor
>>5546716
Now I'm imagining some oiled up Humongous lookin' dude with a cod piece covered in anime girl heads
>>5546775
>Now I'm imagining some oiled up Humongous lookin' dude with a cod piece covered in anime girl heads
>>5546775
>every metal stud is replaced with a figma faceplate
>>5546778
W-whered you get that image?
>>5546782
why, Valhalla of course!
>>5546716
I am your redeemer.
>>5546793
>TFW the lego movie was originally about a lego minifig being lost from his serine playaera, and being cast out into a wasteland of lost toys, where they fight for suplies like battaries and parts, and everyone looks and acts like there from mad max.
>>5546775
Tell me more, anon.
>>5546816
Caulkan-anon, i love you
>>5546820
i love him too.
hes given me a total of about 5 (You)s with that sexy face of his
I have an steel monsters metal face figure handy, so if any anons want, i can renact the immortan joe speech scene with some lazy early morning pictures.
>>5546827
please do.
do it with some cardboard box citadel
>>5546829
Sorry, a plastic tub and a wooden orange container will have to suffice.
>>5546835
okay.
its mediocre but it will have to do
"IT IS BY MY HAND, THAT YOU WILL RISE FROM THE ASGS OF THIS WORLD!!!!"
>>5546837
*ASHS
Godfuckingdamnit, retarded iphone keyboard.
"ITS COMING....GET READY"
"DO NOT MY FRIENDS, BECOMING ADDICTED TO WATER"
"IT WILL TAKE HOLD OF YOU, AND YOU WILL RESENT IS ABSENCE"
>>5546716
>>5546775
just the usual leather and spikes. My mask, bandanna, flowy scarf, and the bandages that wrap my gloves, shoes etc are sewn up car carpet city rugs, lego instructions and anime body pillow cases
>>5546820
>>5546821
I'll think of you both when I play with my anus.
>>5547058
"Cums intensly"
>>5546796
I hope this is in the sequel.
>>5546716
>Post Nuclear Future
>Wearing dmaaged distorted toys
>Not enslaving thousands to create now toy factories and return plastic creations to their former glory, creating an empire around toy repearing/production, while creating new IPs
fuck you people, really, you are a bunch of pushovers
>>5547231
>not doing both
Fuck you people, you unimaginative fucks.
>>5547231
>looks through binoculars
>i see four shipping rigs, a band of collectors, and the plastic forger himself
>>5547058
What else do you like to do when you play with you anus, caulkan anon? Whats your favorite type of toy, besides sex toys ofcourse.
>>5546778
JUST WALK AWAY
>>5549509
I have an honorable compromise. Just walk away. Give me your toys, the rares, the special editions, and the whole isle, and I'll spare your lives.
>>5549719
GIVE THEM NOTHING!!!!!!!!
>>5546837
>>Dat War Duke
>>5549762
Dont you mean rictus erectus?
>>5548121
I have a classics astrotrain that has gone brown. I also have a giant teddy bear modified with a fleshlight and a dildo.
I tried.
>>5549509
the Ayatollah of Transform and Roll Outah
>>5550759
Needs an [adult swim] Logo
>>5550759
aw damn if I knew you were going to that effort I'd have given you a file with better resolution. Looks good
>>5550757
So i guess you could say astrotrian has gone few quite a few tunnels, huh?
>>5550759
>that day when you found a thread that made you want to stay on the board
>>5550759
This image makes me both kek and cry internally.
>>5551600
WE'VE ALL LOST TOYS WE LOVE, BUT WE DO THINGS MY WAY
>>5551619
WE DO IT MY WAY. FEAR IS OUR ALLY. THE TOYS WILL BE OURS.
THEN YOU SHALL HAVE YOUR EXCLUSIVE.
>>5551604
I wouldn't say a few, anon.
>>5553005
Elaborate more, caulken anon
Figma Crazies to the left!
The gate! GunPla Berserkers to the gate!
> Do not, my friends, become addicted to plastic. It will take hold of you and you will resent its absence.
WE DON`T NEED FI-GU-ARTS ZEEEEROOOO
>>5554687
Let's just say that Astrotrain knows... The ins and outs of playtime very, very intimately...
>>5554863
You make my energon cubes burst with your tales of plastic sexual exploits, did you know that?
