Who /snoring/ here?
http://p-bandai.jp/item/item-1000102956/
Well fuck.
I want this but I don't have the space, and I'm very likely larger than "petite Japanese woman and child" so I'm not sure if I could live the dream of falling asleep on top of Snorlax.
>>5517701
>>5517710
Yo, I need this shit right the fuck now. Let me see how much-
>52,000 Yen
>>5517717
she looks 5'3 probably 110-120 lbs so as long as you're not taller than 5'8" and don't weigh more than 140 lbs you can still fall asleep on snorlax
>>5517717
It's 150cm tall (so a bit over 5 Feet I think), 130cm wide (over 4 feet), and it's stomach extends 60cm (just over 2 feet) off the ground when on its back. If you don't mind your legs dangling off of it and aren't massively wide for whatever reason, you're good.
>>5517701
That looks really comfy
Too bad I don't have the space. Plus, the equivalent of 52,000 yen plus the price to ship something that big is a little much for me.
>>5517720
Plus shipping.
this is japan exclusive and you likely cannot ship this EMS. the only way to get this is to beg bandai to bring it over
>>5517720
Time to learn how to sew and make your own for less?
>>5517720
How many of these could they possibly fucking sell for 52k yen? Who has that much money and wants to spend it on an oversized beanbag chair.
>>5517941
How many would you even need to sell, though? Giant Walmart teddy bear is like $40, probably costs $20 to make. Snorlax is probably around that price range. Even if it cost $100 to make, this thing still brings in huge profits thanks to the brand. It's almost 5AM here so I hope what I just typed out made some sort of sense.
>>5517744
How long until someone puts together a pattern? For as much as these things are selling for, you'd think someone would cash in.
Plus if you made your own, you could at least put a zipper or something on it so you could de-stuff it. I'd be uncomfortable having a 5x4x2 surface I can sleep on, but having absolutely no way of running it through the wash.
>>5517953
>put a zipper
Or a dildo or a fleshlight.
>>5517701
>>5517710
>you will never come home to see your petite japanese waifu and half-breed daughter blissfully napping on a $500 cartoon character pillow
>>5517941
A huge $1k+ anime snake girl body pillow sold out in like 4 seconds in Japan. Otaku there are beyond hardcore with their purchases.
Here we bemoan the idea of living off of rice and ramen for a few days to compensate for poor purchasing decisions. Guess what? The fucking japs have been living off of rice and ramen for like 10,000 years, they don't give a fuck. They treat ground beef like steak over there because of how acclimated they are as a culture to shitty impoverished meals. Those snorlax pillows will definitely sell.
>>5517949
lol wut
Call me when we've got a totoro I can sleep on
what's ~16k shipping I think.
>>5517701
>Those tiny fucking feet
You had one fucking job to do
>>5518135
Yeah but that pillow was their waifu, who waifus snorlax?
>>5519900
bbw furries?
>>5517710
Right now someone in Japan is planning to make a JAV on one!!
>>5518135
>wake me up
>can't wake up
>>5517941
Poke-fags will absolutely buy them.
>>5520184
Do you live in Japan? Because if you don't the shipping will destroy you.
>>5517701
I had to fight the urge so fucking hard to buy that thing when I saw it on NY.
>>5518135
How do they even fit one of those in their apartment pods ?
>>5518565
Bro, you missed that call years ago. There have been Totoro beds and giant plush for a long time. Ask Google about it.
>>5519822
>do know how pricey stuffing and beanbag material is right?
I do, and the fabric will cost more than stuffing. If you go with beans it will get costly, but if you just use fiberfill and you've got good coupons you can get away with cutting the cost some. But then you won't be able to throw it in a washing machine.
>>5517727
>1.5m
>Snorlax is 2.1 m tall
It's not worth having if it isn't life size.
>>5520516
If only I had one I'll be baiting all the Asian pussies onto it
