http://www.kgw.com/news/expensive-lego-set-stolen-from-beaverton-store/9349975
Jesus Christ look at the poor bastard
Did he eat them?
That rascally Guillermo del Toro!
>>5366189
Greg's dad?
stop makng fun of me u just jealuos i get more pusy
>>5366215
>>more pussy
What you mean to say is that beached whale's blubbery folds give you numerous cock-sleeves to hump.
You don't get as clear an indication of fat from the front as from the side. Look at this lardo.
>>5366193
Yep. When the cops came for him, he started shitting bricks
Michael Moore's career sure went downhill...
>>5367849
can someone shoop this sonhe is literally shitting lego bricks out of his ass?
![lego%20theft%20suspect%20copy_1451498808038_20100_ver1.0[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3TYWwZ6.jpg "lego%20theft%20suspect%20copy_1451498808038_20100_ver1.0[1].jpg")
The fuck's going on with his chin?
>>5367989
its fat you fucking retard
better start working out while you are in high school ao it becomes a habit
otherwise enjoy looking like him because of the hormone infused shit your country calls edible food
>>5367991
I'm aware it's fat, but for it to collect only in the chin like that rather than also puffing out the cheeks is weird. I'm wondering if there's not some cancer starting in there. Of course, it could be due to the rather shit quality of the image that I'm not seeing much weight to the rest of the face.
Also, it's been over 10 years since high school and my personal health's fine, thanks. But keep projecting.
>>5367999
Wow, you're 28. Get ready for rude awakening.
Keep on projecting. :^}
>>5367999
Dude he's just fat
Different people store fat differently
>>5368069
im 28 and I'm I'm better shape than when I was in high school, and no joke my dick is HUGE new, its been getting bigger since i turned 26.
>>5366189
I like how the reporter implies that it might be for the guy's son.
>>5368329
It was written before they found the guy, then updated poorly after they caught him.
>>5368284
What? That can happen? Mine is the same size as when I was 8 and I'm 24 now. Maybe there is still hope.
Look if you're gonna steal at least don't get fucking caught. This fat bastard is a disgrace to lifters everywhere
>>5367941
Underrated post.
>>5368381
/fit/ would have words with you over the use of 'lifter'.
>>5367991
What piece of shit country do you hail from faggot?
>>5366189
>>5367941
My sides
what a huge faggot to steal from a Mom & Pop store too; I'm not saying it's right to steal from a Toys R Us or something but that's low to steal from a local business
$450 for lego is robbery... But being stupid enough to go to jail for a $450 lego set is hilarious... There is this thing called a pecking order... People who steal lego sets I'm just guessing are on the low end. Tubby going to get his ass fucked.
>>5368284
Prove it
Gimmie dick pix
>>5368797
There'll be one guy that heisted dozens of RAH, Probject BM and Hot Toy figures to make high end unique customs for him to sell on the black market before he got caught and thrown in jail, and he's going to break apart this lego lifters shithole like it's a PAK.
>>5368822
I'm curious about this. Any details?
>>5369517
You haven't heard about Brushman?
>>5367941
So simple, so effective
>>5367941
thanks for the laugh anon
/toy/, how do I strip off Mr. Hobby acrylic flat topcoat and Vallejo detailing/weathering to completely repaint a lot?
>>5367941
>>5366189
I'm gonna pull the race card here. White people steal more than minorities combined and you wonder why racial profiling doesn't work.
>>5373644
Fucking this. I work at a toys r us just outside of camden. Id say 60% of our customers are black, but most of the thieves we catch are white. They get really fucking creative with it too.
>>5373644
Because white people vastly outnumber minorities.
>>5373644
Low level b8
>>5373662
>They get really fucking creative with it too.
tell us about that. id like to learn some preventative measures on those
>>5373644
You just racially profiled in the same sentence you condemned racial profiling, good job
>>5375633
oh shit son
>>5375607
this I also want to know about
>go to TRU
>employee who appears to be randomly walking around asks if I need any assistance
>realize they may suspect me to be a thief because sometimes I check to see if anything is new without buying anything
>>5373644
Every store will tell you to watch everybody
Race,gender,age.
It's the only true equality out there
Everybody has the potential to steal.
>>5375607
Worse is when they pile shit on there babies in cribs/strollers.
I work at Lowe's Home Improvement and we have people bring in their babies in carrying cribs/strollers with blankets, go over to power tools, lift the blanket and put power tools/saw blades/etc on them, throw the blanket back on them and try and leave like that. I'm guessing they think we wont ask to search the kid or think that we need the item on them to consider it stealing(we don't, if we have you on tape hiding the item and leaving the store you're fuck, police on site will be called, you will be apprehended)
One of them actually hurt there kid tossing that shit on them(fractured a 4 month old's ribs) and hand no remorse about it and kept yelling at his baby for blowing his cover.
and again this is all in the name of flipping power tools.
It really reminds you what kind of scummy people are out there.
>>5375727
Stupid baby. Blowing my cover like that.
Just HAD TO break its ribs.
Peasant faggot.
>>5375791
You have no idea how close that was to what he was yelling at a 4 year old when everybody was rushing over to check on the screaming child in pain.
He actually try to just up and leave his kid there claiming it wasn't his.
>>5375805
> he was yelling at a 4 month old when
how that should read
and with that Im going to bed.
We had some hillbillies put on brand new Carhart gear in the store then try to escape on the courtesy motor scooters. Those things move at a good 4 miles an hour.
>>5366189
How vast is the criminal underworld involving legos like they discuss in the news story talking about how criminal masterminds around the world are conspiring to sell collectors edition type lego sets on black markets.
>>5375607
>>5375680
>we have a regular customer that cuts out figures from the box with a razorblade
>people bring in baby carriers and, stuff them with as much expensive shit as they can, and leave
>people put consoles on layway with stolen credit cards and cancel them. not sure how it works but they get money from it according to my manager
>some just fill up carts with as much as they can and run out
>some know how to rig our store pickup system, say they never got their item, and leave with another one. they usually do this with bikes
list goes on
>>5367989
He's suffering from George Lucas syndrome.
>>5375895
you work in shitty neighborhood or what?
>>5375895
I dont think anybody is using a stolen credit card and then returning for something later.
>>5375984
he said camden. I used to live there. Highest crime rate in america.
There was a huge riot there decades ago and there are still hundreds of houses still standing burned out and decrepit.
>>5366189
>http://www.kgw.com/news/expensive-lego-set-stolen-from-beaverton-store/9349975
Aw I think this store just opened too (if I'm thinking of the right place). Was planning to visit after the post-Christmas rush dies down. I hope they don't get burned by this too much.
>>5373644
where are the white fathers?
>>5375984
camden is the junction between the shittiest part of philadelphia and the shittiest part of new jersey.
>>5366189
I thought that was Del Toro in the pciture
>>5379435
It is
>>5378001
Bricklink has it for half that.
>>5366189
Lego has jew prices, i can understand the dude.
