Did you ever touch your toys in there......naughty places, as a kid?
>>5316539
I had this really soft puppy doll and would often rub it in my cooch.
I think it has a nice musk. I've never washed it.
>>5316540
Are there still semen stains on it? Post it now, fag!
>>5316539
Still do.
>>5316541
>semen
>cooch
are you mentally ill?
>>5316553
I though it said cock, my bad, well do you have any vagina liquid stains on it, still?
>>5316539
What happened between me and the Baroness is in the past now.
the first time I ever came, I was a kid laying in bed and I had a monkey puppet. and on this night an interesting thing had happened where it rubbed against my wiener and felt very nice like a friendly tickle.
so I kept rubbing it and when my wiener got all pointy I put it in the puppet so I could get a better angle at it.
Now I had no idea what I was going at the time or the implications, but it felt right, and then suddenly.....woah
and after that weird feeling went away I realized there was goopy stuff coming out of my pee hole, and I ran to the bathroom and didnt know what to do, so I cleaned it up and never told anybody.
>>5316539
Thanks for reminding me
No seriously dude, you just fucking awoken my ass
I hear eagles screaming and the flag of america type of sleeper agent awakening
I used to go to my grandma's place as a kid, and for some reason I never brought my own toys (and I had a shitload and I enjoyed them all)
She didn't have any toys except this really old kind of dollar store quality doll that she never cared for or paid attention to
I would play with it in secret
caring for it and being generally nice to the toy
eventually i started to cut it's hair in patches and stab it with sewing needles, pretend to break it's legs and pretty much go full planelegs on the plastic bitch
i would abuse it and hate myself for it
eventually I got a Link figure and was super happy and brought it everywhere with me and pretended he was going on adventures and forgot about the doll
I kind of miss that doll, it's long gone, but if I found it again I would patch it up and hope to give it to whatever kid I end up having and hopefully they treat it nice
what's wrong with me
my mom was kind of abusive to me as a child if that helps
>>5316539
Action men and the Rock wrastlin' figure had an orgy with the barbies in her mansion...ken was watching through the window...
>>5316637
>mom was abusive if that helps
yea that helps
one time my mom caught me with this pterodactyl figure down my underwear.
I watched that episode of dextars laboratory where dee Dee controls him and he throws a fish down his underwear.
and for some reason 5 year old me wanted to fux with that.
also I had the spawn figures and made violator eat pussy.
>>5316687
forgot the pic.
>>5316539
I hae some fucking dank rule 34 of this bitch
>>5316687
>also I had the spawn figures and made violator eat pussy.
Sorry, always wanted to use this reaction pic.
>>5316735
>I hae some fucking dank rule 34 of this bitch
Everyone does, anon.
>>5316644
damn...
>>5316539
When I was a kid I took one of the many naked barbies my mom had and stripped it down. Then I stripped down and laid ontop of it. I was 6
when i was a kid i had this tomb raider figure here. and as you can see, the figure, despite having some joints, doesn't have any knee joints whatsoever. so, the first thing that comes to your mind, as someone who has seen his first porn at the age of 6, is posing her in doggystyle poses.
Lara Croft was my toys' personal slut. Every single toy had sex with her at least once.
>>5316940
>on her knees
>not giving head
Ancientfag here...I licked the Sorceress figure from the "Maters of The Universe" toyline a couple of times. I stopped when I realized it was washing the painted-on feathers off of her torso.
I also used to do...things...with my sisters' Barbies, but, frankly, who hasn't?
>>5317027
Great...misspelled "Masters" and now I'm picturing that fucking tow truck from "Cars" with a blonde bob-cut and a sword.
Stared at a naked barbie doll while I got off, that featureless anatomy gets me hot. Really though, that happened. It was awful and I'm still ashamed of myself.
Got a testicle stuck in a hungry hungry hippo once.
>>5316689
Poor guy. He's green and retching in revulsion.
I stole a tiny Posh Spice doll from one of my cousins because I enjoyed sucking on it. Not the Barbie sized one, the little Polly Pocket knockoff that came with. I don't think I had masturbation figured out by then but I did know that putting it in my mouth and sort of feeling it up with my tongue made my junk react in fun ways. Didn't turn into a vore fetish though, just an oral fixation.
Anyone remember Puffalumps? Under stuffed super soft plush toys. My older sister kept hers and a bunch of other stuffed toys well into her teens. Well, I cut a hole in it and fucked it, then put it back in her room. She never said anything so I don't think she ever noticed.
I fucked the shit out of one of those squishy liquid filled burrito looking toys with the hole in the middle. Felt awesome until I cut my dick on the plastic seam.
>>5316637
I remember there was a Criminal Minds episode where a little girl was getting molested by her uncle or dad and would mutilate her doll as some sort of coping mechanism or some shit.
>my mom was kind of abusive to me as a child if that helps
Yeah, that makes sense.
I used to piss on a little mermaid doll and pretend she was dating my mario doll and I would rape her in front of him. I was like 7
>>5316689
That's an Ankyloranodon from Jurassic Park: Chaos Effect (1998).
nah, probably because all the figures i got where male characters.
>>5318223
well... to be fair, the closes thing i can think off, is that i had a Power Ranger Coloring set.
It had big sheets of plastic, with the siluete of the characters on 3d. So you could just put a paper on top and move a color over it to get the figure come out.
So i used to get in the shower with it, and grab 2 of this sheets of platics, and try to squeez my dick and balls as tight ass i can think off, then grab a bunch of tape scotch, and try to keep it seal off.
So it wasnt me abusing the toys, it was the toys abusing me.
>>5316637
>>5316539
I would rub the butt of my action figures. Why did they have to make those action figures butts so taut and shapely?
>>5316539
When I was 9 I cut a hole in one of my sisters stuffed animals and fucked it.
>>5316539
The past, now, and forever. Hallelujah, bless these toys.
>>5317854
This. I loved any kind of toy that had removable clothes.
>>5319117
HOLY SHIT
Where do I get dat Nurse?
>>5319321
From most stores that sell asian figures.
>>5319327
Thanks f.am.
Now I gotta let my dick do the searching.
>>5319369
Figma Silent Hill Nurse. It released earlier this month. amiami might still have a few left.
I had a stuffed dog with a long tail and I remember putting his tail between his legs to make it look like he had a dick, that's all I remember doing
i used to bend the skirt open on pic related to look at Amidala's sexy red knickers.
>>5320867
I wish to see this.
I don't have any naughty stories but goddamn this thread made me kek.
10/10 would read again
when i was like 14 i won a puffer ball from a crane machine. a while later i cut a hole in it, turned it inside out and tried to use it as an onahole
it didn't feel as good as i hoped it would.
>>5320873
I aint had that thing for over a decade. but I do have this sitting on my shelf right now.
When I was a kid, I'd stuff as many stuffed animals in my underwear as I possibly could and pretend that I had ate them all or something. I was really into the "Big Bad Wolf" story as a kid. I had this one where the wolf just wanted to borrow sugar, but he kept accidentally killing the pigs so he ate them to not let them go to waste, and he ends up going to jail.
I also used to get into a sleeping bag and pretend I was a slug monster that would devour all of my toys and pillows. I'd keep "eating" them until the entire sleeping bag was full and i was encased inside a plush tomb. I'd make all these little stories in my head about it.
I'm surprised I don't have a vore or goo fetish. Thinking about it, I did a lot of weird things like this.
>>5320918
So that's the truth, Jango's clone my ass. Mugi was Boba's mother.
>>5316619
Sweet jesus you type life a degenerate pedophile...
>>5321334
I'm not sure what you can expect when I literally learned about sex by accidentally fucking a stuffed monkey
>>5321342
Maybe someone who fucking grew up into an adult after all these years and not someone who types like he just came back from having fucked said stuffed monkey together with the neighbours youngest son.
I made my toy bunnies sniff eachother's vaginas.
>>5316539
I said this somewhere else but I put a Lego spear up my dick hole.
>>5316637
>my mom was kind of abusive to me as a child if that helps
Most children who were abused go on to abuse their own children. So abusing a toy actually sounds a lot more healthy.
>>5321480
How was it? Pointy end first?
>>5321486
I don't remember. I used to fantasize a lot about putting things in my dick as a kid for some reason. A few years ago I tried to put something in my dick after remembering that and it felt fucking terrible I don't know how I did it as a kid.
I am a fucking sperglord I have so much worse sexual awakening stories I will never tell anybody.
>>5316539
I had a Lara Croft figure that came with this shark. I used to rub Lara all over my dick.
I also fucked a Sock'em Bopper. Not very pleasant to be honest.
>>5321480
I used to take the long tubes from pick related, the ones spiraled in the back, and stick them up my dick hole to see how far they would go. A few inches in they met some resistance and I would shove harder and it would eventually go. I used to imagine that it was a sort of door system that I was pushing through that separated my pee from my sperm. I would pull it out and suck out whatever was in the tube. It would bleed afterwards, for like a day or so I would drip blood out my dick so I packed some toulet paper around the tip while I went to school and tried to ignore the pain.
I also took the blue lightsaber from this set and send it up my dickhole, I would push it to see how far I could get it. Once I freaked out because I could normally feel it with my fingers but it was pretty deep so I thought it went all the way in. I freaked out for a bit until I found it in my underwear.
This was all in middleschool. After bleeding and continuing to do this for awhile I finally stopped because it was becoming super painful to walk.
They were my youbger brothers Legos. We shared a room.
>>5316940
I regret buying that used now
My cousin had a bunch of Barbie dolls so I assembled the sluttiest looking outfit I could, took it home, drilled a hole for a vagina, and sliced the bat off of this Z-Bots figure so that I would have a dildo to fuck her with.
I would then cum all over her and hide her on my bathroom shelf all the way behind a bunch of spare blankets and sleeping bags. Pretty sure my mom found it once or twice... the poor woman. Also had some porn company vhs catalogs and would trace coloring book pictures and edit them to be nude. My favorite was one that was Lydia from Beetlejuice, I drew her dress on the first page and cut around it leaving a strip that went to the binding, then drew her naked on the next page and you could flip the dress page to strip her.
>>5321559
You are a very creative person.
>>5321510
Dude that's fucking disturbing.
>>5318482
Saved.
>>5326880
GO BACK TO /mlp/
>>5321559
>and would trace coloring book pictures and edit them to be nude.
Damn used to do that with some comics I had. Would trace one of the caracters that had really wide hips and draw her naked. Then I fapped to it.
>>5326880
Where the fuck would those even come from?
>>5327806
I'm guessing Shapeways, but I assume such a thing violates their TOS.
>>5327806
https://www.etsy.com/shop/dirtyhorsetoys
>>5316539
>as a kid?
> not touching their naughty places as an adult
Just the normal things you'd do with a bunch of Barbies with no clothes. I think the frustration with their hips is probably why articulation became important to me.
>>5321510
>come on /toy/ for the first time in a few monts
>this is one of the first things I read
>>5334991
No, you didn't draw that porn of her.
>>5339436
He's saying its existence proves you're not the only one. Retard.
I partook in hot glue before it was a meme.
Felt up her statuesque form many times as a kid.
>>5321510
>I would pull it out and suck out whatever was in the tube
Thanks anon, its people like you who will be the reason we'll have a cure for autism when ready to spawn a child
I used to make my lego mini figures fight my penis (as though it were some cyclopian dragon) and I would sometimes have it "eat" them by putting them under my foreskin
>>5321510
Dude what the fuck. There are safe ways to do this you know.
You could have tore your urethra and had to have a cathader and dick surgery, or something stuck in your bladder. Or a massive infection.
WHY
>>5321510
I had to stop reading halfway through this.
>>5321510
I was pretty handy with a needle and thread as a kid, I made genitals for some of my stuffed animals. Never did anything beyond fingering their holes, but it was still bizarrely entertaining and satisfying.
>>5321510
I don't even have a dick and this made me cringe and grab my crotch.
>>5331282
>their hips is probably why articulation became important to me.
this
>>5321510
>they were my younger brothers legos
Da fug
>>5321510
>>5319117
Who's the guy getting a nice snack?
>>5317903
How tho? What were you doing?
>>5346594
Playing hungry hungry hippos???
>>5316539
I used to grope my Poison Ivy's tits and ass sometimes.
Made Batman kiss and lie down with her. I had no idea how two people had sex yet back then.
Such a good thread.
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