Hermey doesn't like to make toys!
Well, what does he like to do? Does he have any training or skills outside of toy-making?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nlYYCi8YpU
Is this a Greg thread? There don't seem to be enough random capital letters for it to be a Greg thread...
He should go to /tooth/ then
>>5295409
Well then Hermey is a fucking faggot who should kill himself. Making toys is fucking fun.
>>5295413
He's looking into dentistry because he's a faggot hipster and doesn't want to follow the elf norm.
![hqdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/AU7ASlM.jpg "hqdefault[1].jpg")
TOYS FOR HERMEY.
![3762[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/vhwxy7G.jpg "3762[1].jpg")
>>5296970
>>5296962
The idea that literally all elfs make toys is ridiculous though. Are there no elf doctors or elf chefs? Hermey expressing interest in something outside of an overly saturated occupation is reasonable.
![simplebox-good-quality-pretend-play-doctor-dentist-series-house-Medical-for-children-baby-toys-sets-dolls[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/U6BYkmp.jpg "simplebox-good-quality-pretend-play-doctor-dentist-series-house-Medical-for-children-baby-toys-sets-dolls[1].jpg")
>>5296972
>>5296972
...is that nurse not wearing pants?
![monkey-mouth_5[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/DGNt44C.jpg "monkey-mouth_5[1].jpg")
>>5296974
>>5296973
In elf society there are only toy makers. Anyone expressing interest in anything else is frowned upon. It's the reason why so many elves go "missing."
![9-Terrific-Teeth-Toys-to-Make-Brushing-and-Dentist-Trips-Fun[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/orqqMDM.jpg "9-Terrific-Teeth-Toys-to-Make-Brushing-and-Dentist-Trips-Fun[1].jpg")
>>5296979
TOOTHY TOYS BRING GREAT JOYS FOR GIRLS AND BOYS
![41xjk1kbZlL._SX300_[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/OUyF3Kr.jpg "41xjk1kbZlL._SX300_[1].jpg")
>>5296984
THE TEETH.
>>5296975
I want to fuggle the nurse.
![key-chain-Doraemon-Mouth-Dentist-Bite-Finger-Game-Funny-Toy-kids-children-cartoon-toys-Gag-Toys[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Y9TlZEm.jpg "key-chain-Doraemon-Mouth-Dentist-Bite-Finger-Game-Funny-Toy-kids-children-cartoon-toys-Gag-Toys[1].jpg")
>>5296986
![18x11cm-XL-size-Stitch-Mouth-Dentist-Bite-Game-Toys-Bar-Toy-Those-Trick-Toys-Wholesales-Free.jpg_350x350[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/1cecYLJ.jpg "18x11cm-XL-size-Stitch-Mouth-Dentist-Bite-Game-Toys-Bar-Toy-Those-Trick-Toys-Wholesales-Free.jpg_350x350[1].jpg")
>>5296991
SAY "AAAAAAH"
![my_dentist_has_the_scariest_toys_for_kids_in_the_waiting_room[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/bQpxdhN.jpg "my_dentist_has_the_scariest_toys_for_kids_in_the_waiting_room[1].jpg")
>>5296996
ARE YOU HAPPY, HERMEY? GIVE US A SMILE.
>>5296982
Hermey was willing to settle for toy denistry but aparently that was too niche.
>>5296986
Holy fuck I had one of those!
![GiantTeeth_Z[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/3hESbNS.gif "GiantTeeth_Z[1].gif")
>>5296998
It's such a pretty smile.
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/17VZ5t8.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
>>5297002
Remember, nothing outshines the luster of a good grin.
![3cb27ca3043b8241079f3abb431f1bd7[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/kc0Ht99.jpg "3cb27ca3043b8241079f3abb431f1bd7[1].jpg")
>>5297005
And if that doesn't satiate your wild, notions, Hermey, we have a place for you. Right on the shelf, next to the Wizzbangers and Jollysights.
![Hermey-S1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/RrS3lSc.jpg "Hermey-S1[1].jpg")
>>5297007
Always remember your place.
They didn't give it a mouth!
But its not a toy either so I guess no harm no foul
There are more teeth themed toys than I would have imagined.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rX3EnlUMXR8
Original version of the Crocodile Dentist game.
>>5295409
>he doesn't want to make toys
fucking lol
>>5296973
There's probably some omega-class of defective elves who are forced to alternate between those less glamorous utilities, if they don't just have magical snowmen or talking animals take care of them instead.
But for real. Toys are the North Pole's definitive export, the only reason those sorry little assholes are even on the map. Plus, keep in mind here; they need to provide enough toys for every kid on the planet, so I'd doubt there's any excess in assembly personnel they have to worry about - especially considering how low the population appeared to begin with. If anything; they're sorely under staffed, but try acting low key about the fact, and Hermey is just some vain shitbrain who thinks he's too good for the standard paying toy making business.
>>5296973
Elves, especially Christmas Elves, are a magical race. They are sustained solely by the ambient Christmas spirit from the planet's population.
>>5296975
They're pink
>>5297048
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