Hmm... I guess I can pop my unboxing cherry.
You've never opened a box before, anon?
I can't imagine what birthdays were like for you, was it just cards and wrapped clothes?
>>5266557
Well all know that steak knifes are the only way to open boxes.
>>5266563
Goddamn son just spend the $1 on a box cutter
>>5266561
All of them were still in the plastic bags from the story they where bought from, my family was very anti-box.
>>5266567
Why would I want to cut the box? Also say hey to my dog in the background. He wont move.
I think after this one you can pretty much tell what it is.
>>5266585
>all those fucking sodas
It better be something I like...
All that for some lame ass cringe worth half naked preteen statue shit? You took half a dozen God damn pictures and your not even going to show it off the box?
>>5266585
Cutie!!!
>>5266596
...and its not.
>>5266585
>>5266608
Yeah, give us more pictures of that sweet ass dog.
Unboxing threads are always disappointing
I like how the mod actually did his job for once.
>just some statueshit
Might as well start over. What a wash.