What did you think of "The 40 Year Old Virgin"?
Would you ever sell your toys if you fell in love with a girl?
>>4518429
typical hot toys collector/ 1/6 fag.
>>4518438
Go back to /b/ shit head
>>4518429
From the movie, I got that she was helping him sell his toys to invest the money into a business. I would do this but I'd keep my favorites.
>>4518439
oh look an angry faggot. thats something you dont see on /toy/ often. kiss my ass buddy your taste is shit.
>>4518429
>TFW your six years away from this
>>4518446
Can we please keep the /b/ mentality away from /toy/? We're a bunch of grown ups reliving our childhoods by playing and collecting toys.
>>4518447
you know what to do.
>>4518453
fair enough. ol
>>4518455
watch anime?
>>4518447
DONT YOU FUCKING GIVE UP. CLEAN YOURSELF UP AND TRY HARDER
>>4518463
yes, watch eureka 7 its good
>>4518465
try harder at what not be 40?
>>4518469
I quickly assumed that you were still a virgin from your post. I over reacted.
my girlfriend is a model and she wants sex more than I do and she thinks my collection is cool, and even if she didn't then too bad. It's not like my collection is big anyway, just 2 shelves. sooo... no.
>>4518429
No, dolls > poontang.
Srs, I'd rather find a girl who likes what I like or at least is fine with his man child collecting man-barbies.
Nine years to go!
But yeah, no, I wouldn't be with anyone that didn't accept my hobbies if that's the angle you're coming from op. I've dated girls that liked it and were into their own odd things. They exist. Don't settle for the first one with issues you can manipulate to suit your needs like he did because it won't work out like the movie.
Is this really a problem? All the girls I bring over never really care.
>>4518483
This. People are quick to call you on your priorities if you say shit like this cause they'll be like "it's just toys!" But nah, that's not what it's about. It's about being able to like what you like. Yeah, sure, you should change for your significant other, but not like this. If they can't live with your hobbies, especially one as inane and harmless as toy collecting, then they don't love you that much.
I feel extremely lucky and happy to be with a girl who is 100% cool with my collecting and even picks up stuff for herself sometimes.
Been dating my girlfriend for 3 years, she loves my collection and even collects Queens Blade, Vocaloid and Sonico stuff herself. Score. I'd never have to throw anything out for her, luckily.
>>4518482
>my girlfriend is a model
>>4518465
>CLEAN YOURSELF UP
Believe it not I'm not a neckbeard if that's what your thinking. I'm average looking at best and fairly able to get a GF I think. Problem is girls around here range from white trash to way out of my league. There are very few middle ground.
>implying im not engaged
She collects toys too. Been engaged for 2 years.
>>4518429
I have transcended your carnal desires
I live for the plastic
I barely remember that movie. He actually sold his shit? Jesus Christ.
I'm very lucky that my girlfriend doesn't really care about my toy collecting, she even lives with me and has to deal with my friend and I talking about them constantly. Though the idea of giving up a hobby for someone else just seems bad. If the person you're with/want to be with doesn't support you in the things that make you happy, chances are that they don't/won't make you happy.
>>4518466
>e7 good
why lie like that to the man
>>4518455
this semen demon having a seizure or what? why cant moeblob makers into natural movement
and as for op's question I hope I never get to that level (too poor anyway) but maybe I'd check my stuff from time to time and get rid of the things I wont use/enjoy having anymore. keeping boxes and stuff in good condition helps if you wanna sell it later I guesss
>>4518557
Looking back I think he was never too much into it, I mean he had lots of hobbies like vidya, model making and music, it just happens only the toys turned out to be worth selling
>>4518491
This reminded me of "you lose if you work".
Like, why conform to what society expect you to do when you have the option to avoid wasting your life doing something you are going to hate and will make you miserable?
>>4518615
Because some of us don't have autism, anon.
>op doesn't know about rusty brown
Oh boy... Here comes true /toy/
HERE COMES THE FEELS
>this comic actually made me control buys
>>4518429
>>4518630
>>4518633
this shit is so stupid. I hate how they always portray toy collectors as guys in their mid-40's with some ugly capeshit dolls from the 70's. That's fucking stupid and out of touch with most of /toy/, which is more 20-30's guys collecting weaboo and robot toys and lego sets.
>>4518641
It's more socially acceptable to collect toys now so yes you're right about 20's something normal guys browsing /toy/ but people like rusty do exist who use disability checks to buy toys
It's a good read, hes been through a lot and so many feels :(
>>4518641
>weaboo and robot toys and lego sets
Which is clearly better than capeshit.
>>4518641
>out of touch with most of /toy/
You seem new
Few people straight out said they get disability checks every month and use it to buy toys
>>4518447
why have you not used your mastery of the arcane to conjure a waifu yet?
When I was buying a ring for my wife, I sold a few (not many).
I figured I could replace them. My collection is still huge
I'm 25 and I've never had a girlfriend and I don't want one. I would never sell my stuff because of some girl, I'd tell her to fuckoff.
>>4518648
What like if you're getting any sort of financial assistance due to things entirely beyond your control you suddenly can't have a fucking hobby? Get cancer and eat your own shit kid.
>>4518676
Hobbies are people who can afford it, who can spend their extra cash they made for fun
Not for poor people on assistance and disability
>>4518676
The only ones I particularly care about are the ones you see asking about how to fake mental disorders in order to get a disability check to pay for toys and video games rather than get a job. In my opinion, people that actually need that assistance should be able to spend it on whatever they want if they can swing it.
>>4518692
>this
Please dump more rusty brown. I love it so much. Kinda depressing though to read too much at once.
>>4518692
There are few more strips of adult rusty
You can torrent the complete Acme Novelty and I think it's issue 16 or something
There are more stories about rusty's childhood and his dad
It's really super sad how he got this way
Eh, I'm in a mysogynistic phase at the moment and viewing almost any pretty girl who hits on me a whore or bitch. It'll probably go in a few years, though I'd still keep the toys for my kid to play with
>>4518550
what is this series?
>>4518429
I've been selling a lot of my collection as it is. Trying to just keep what I want. Many women thnk they're ok, but the amount I own is daunting for myself. A smaller, manageable collection isn't anything to anyone. 300+ transformers, 500 actions figures, thousands of other mini doo-dads. It's bad.....
>>4518447
Can I be your apprentice? I'm still 9 years away.
>>4518628
>not putting up with working on something you hate and giving in to people that don't care about you
>autism
sasuga /toy/
I don't want to be that guy, but if someone doesn't accept me for me; fuck 'em. If someone has become that much of a tyrannical control freak that changing who you are is a necessity for your continued relationship, it's fairly unlikely they'll do the same for you, and equally as unlikely that they'll stop at just one thing.
It's honestly not worth emasculating myself. I only have one life and I don't intend to live it based on someone else's design.
>>4518429
I would have, but I already met her.
Any woman who truly cares about you, would understand you keeping them, and supporting you.
Any woman who demeans you and calls you childish over it is not worth the trouble.
>>4518770
I hate to sound like 'that guy', but it always seems to me that the women who want you to liquidate your collection and 'grow up' are the ones lusting after things like Hermes handbags with five-digit price tags.
Not that you could ever point this out to them without them turning into a spitting, snarling ball of hatred that will occasionally cry 'it's completely different'...
>>4518447
I'd think it would be more embarrassing to be a 34 year old Sonic fan that still can't figure out when to use you're or your, but whatever.
>>4518504
Not like a rich super model in france or some shit, she's signed with an agency, did her first calendar shoot a couple months ago but I have no proof to offer without breaking anonymity so call my claim bullshit, don't care.
>>4518920
OH YEAH? WELL A GIRL I KNEW IN COLLEGE WAS AN UNDERWEAR MODEL AND SHE FOLLOWED ME AROUND NO MATTER WHERE I SAT AND SHE KEPT ON TALKING ABOUT BLAHBLAHunderwearmodelBLAH AND I DIDNT EVEN REALIZE IT WAS THE SAME PERSON UNTIL THE END OF THE SEMESTER AND THEN I SPILLED MY SPAGHETTI ALL OVER MYSELF
true story.
i have other true stories, including one about a mormon stripper that literally dragged me into the bathroom once!
happened in the same campus too.
>>4518926
lol ok
>>4518429
That was the movie that taught me how to masturbate. I actually share my name with that particular character too, which is funny.
I wouldn't sell my toys because someone I loved told me to - but if I was sitting on a serious investment and I needed money for a stable venture, maybe.
>>4518429
Never saw that one.
I'm dating with one lovely redhead for last 3 years, and have around 70 statues in my apartment (mostly from those ugly japanese porn cartoons).
>>4518447
>tfw passed it two years ago
>>4518722
Looks like Ogenki clinic
>>4518429
That Detolf is too cramped 3/10, would not hang out with.
oh wow he had models...
that's just the perfect touch.
>What did you think of "The 40 Year Old Virgin"?
It was too long. Chucklefuck coworkers trying to get him laid felt like a full movie and YesVaginaButNoMoreHobbies felt like a full movie.
>Would you ever sell your toys if you fell in love with a girl [that wanted you to]?
Luckily, I fell in love with, and married a girl whose dad was a collector, so this isn't an issue. If I were single and my latest poontang wanted me to sell everything off and stop, well >>4518491 already explained it pretty well. If someone can't support and love you for what you enjoy in life, its just going to lead to a lot of resentment and bitterness. I'd break off the relationship.
No Drossel yet?
>>4518429
I wouldn't watch this movie
>>4519014
what does drossel have to do with the topic at hand? stop trying to shoe-horn your shitty robot into every thread.
>>4519022
Sorry, I just missed - she should went in cute robots nearby.
>>4518885
I'm sorry Mr. Grammar Nazi.
>>4518447
what school of magic do you specialize in?
Is that a custom double-detolf? Can you buy those?
As far as selling toys goes, I won't delude myself - most of the stuff I collect probably won't ever be worth enough to bother even listing: Maybe a boxed vinyl Discord with pre-release sucker might be worth something to somebody several years after they stop making them, but otherwise my meagre collection is mostly kitschy and nostalgic stuff.
Do you ever wonder about the ultimate fate of your collection, like what would happen if you suddenly died and your family has to deal with a mountain of crap (in their eyes) whose value they have little idea of?
>>4518429
It's not like the toys were the main reason he's still a virgin, he had many attempts, it was his awkwardness that messed it up.
But more on topic if anyone tried to change any aspect of who I am to fit thier ideals, then they can GTFO.
>Would you ever sell your toys if you fell in love with a girl?
No. Only a faggot would sell something they cherish because some bitch asked/told him to.
Pathetic betas change for women.
>>4518429
I am married and I still have all my shit and buy more.
I would sell the girl and buy more toys.
NEXT!
>>4519068
/thread
>>4519083
>selling the girl
>not pimping her out to get infinite money
I tried the 3d life for a while. It was never worth it.
I started selling a bunch of stuff after I got married, not because she asked me to but I just kinda lost interest in it. My wife introduced me to a lot of new experiences and would rather spend money camping/ fishing and going on roadtrips.
>>4519104
Meant to type *I* would rather spend money on those things.
>>4518429
My wife buys me Transformers. I shit you not.
>>4519103
You must have been doing it wrong.
>>4519149
My wife IS a transformers. Checkmate.
>>4518676
The guy in question spent the money on overpriced hot toys. You can have a hobby but fuuuuck you if you're spending hundreds of tax payer dollars on your 'hobby'.
>>4518429
I suck dick. Problem solved.
>>4518980
Wait, you're a 42yo virgin? I think you're the wizardest of this board.
>>4518676
Most people on this board are too young to have any life perspective, let alone have non bullshit edgy 12 year old opinions on mental health and disability.
>>4519181
It really doesn't matter how much money it is, you can't control what people buy or how much. Being jealous of people on disability because they get more money than you makes you absolutely fucking retarded and pathetic.
>>4518482
>Girlfriend is a model
>is a model
>a model
>model
http://www.modelmayhem.com/list/238233
>>4518920
Fine, bullshit.
>>4519181
Look man, at least he gets a say in how he spends that money, you know, the money that the government forcibly takes from its citizens
You shouldn't be mad at him for spending it as he wishes, that's not the real problem, the real problem is that you're allowing a group of jackasses to forcibly take your money and you are doing nothing to stop them
>>4518920
>shes a model, and we are happy, and gonna have a million babies, and live happily ever after.
>>4518920
>>4518482
>>4518920
For his next line of bullshit he's going to explain how she's also an actress
>>4519205
Maybe alive but we had that 51 year old a few years back that killed himself, that visited here.
>>4518920
I don't understand people like this. You post some stupid stuff on an anonymous board, people raise suspicion, then you tell them that you don't care.
Okay, like if you didn't care and you're not open for a discussion, then why bother posting?
I'm genuinely confused as to why some people post redundant shit like this.
>>4519590
Nobody called this fucker out, either. He didn't have a single reply to his first post.
>>4518446
must've been a while since you got laid lol
>>4519364
I remember that old fag, but when/how did he kill himself?
>>4519590
Because he's only sharing his experience that OP asked and doesn't care if people doubt him?
He's only here to share his experience, not to provide documentation to a couple of ugly neckbeards who can't get a GF, thus no one can.
Lots of people post here so it's not out of the ordinary that some people here can have a decent job or be good looking and able to attain 7-10/10s girls. Not everyone here looks like this.
>>4518429
If you live a life that is that completely devoid of anything related to love or friendship, join the fucking military or something and put your shit into storage. It'll help you out by ungodly amounts.
>>4519738
Nice try, Mordecai.
>>4519787
>>>>/pol/
I think your lost brother, home is that way.
>>4519807
tsk, tsk, tsk. another mindless simpleton has stepped into my realm *i grab your head* there's still time to apologize *i throw you against the bloody wall* i'll teach you, not that your petty brain will understand *i get out my poisoned kris +9* eat this, little bitch! *i slice your shins* "ahh! what the fu-" *you stop yelling in awe of my blade collection* oh, you like them don't you? heheh, they'll be going through your skull soon *you scream but nobody hears as i punch your throat* what's wrong, bitch? choking on your idiocy? that's pathetic *snickers* heh, get ready for this, little bitch! *my eyes glow red as the floor starts shaking* "n-no! what the fuck?!?" *you try and punch me as i fade away* "HUH?!?!" heheh, i'm right here! *i appear behind you and shoot blue flames through my palms like azula from avatar the last airbender* it's too late now! *you try to get away but you fail and get burned* "aaarrrgghhh!!!!" you like that, bitch? don't worry, there's more where that came from! poison breath! go! ARIGATO! *WHOOSH* "aaarrgghhh!!!!" *the fumes surround you as you start choking* "wh-where the fuck did you go?!? show yourself!" *you cough and wheeze* too late, bitch. i'm everywhere... EAT THIS!!! *in one motion, i unbuckle my katana made of solid titanite from my black belt, unsheathe it and slice your right hand off and re-sheathe it while laughing* "ARRGGH!!!! you won't get away with this!!!!" heheh, i already have!! *the smoke instantly clears to reveal me in super sayain level 10 and fully charged up with rainbow hair* "n-no!!! stop!!!!" too late! *i use my telekinesis to throw my blade collection through your stomach one by one* "AAARRGGHHHH!!!!!" this ends here! *i fly towards you at mach 50 and drive my katana through your skull* *you slump over and die as i clean all my blades of your worthless blood* hmph, once again i have cut a worthless object *i teleport inside you as you explode* nothin personnel *i put up my hoodie and fly away*
>>4519815
>>4519738
>>4519807
>See, Trombley asked about shooting people. I asked about pussy. The guy told me I'd get to go to Thailand, get all kinds of strange. What'd you ask about, Brad? Brad probably saw that T.V. commercial, the one with the knight that fucks up the dragon then turns into the Marine.
> Woo woo! Dress blues with a sword!
>Fucking dress blues commercial man. That got so many fucking guys. Now look at us: Trombley hasn't killed anybody, I'm half a world away from good Thai pussy, and Colbert is out here rolling around fuckbutt Iraq, hunting for dragons in a MOPP suit that smells like four days of piss and ball sweat.
>>4518508
Why not try online dating? Be honest about yourself and your interests and just look around for nice women.
>>4520018
>online dating
Enjoy meeting women who
* are single mothers, 90% of them I swear
* hate video games
* will only reply if you have a sexy photo of yourself and indicate you are wealthy
* are likely overweight
* will be the bottom fo the barrel, but will insist their man be top of the line
If those women were hot shit, they'd not need an online dating site.
>>4520027
Never did it. What about the women in a similiar situation such as you? If you say
>botoom of the barrel
then no one can help you.
And what about girls, who've just been disappointed so far and look for people with the same interests? Doesn't hurt to try...
>>4519738
never join the military, let the jackasses that want to kill people do it themselves and with their own bodies on the line. fuck that shit, they turn you into an order taking bitch and your only useful task is helping destabilize civilizations and wasting taxpayer money because "we can't be responsible and leave any left over or they might cut our budget!"
>>4520043
they're all broken, that is why they are there
>>4520045
You do realize that not every job in the military is infantry right? I was in for 6 years and never the desert. My wife was in for 4 years and was a fucking photographer.
>>4520045
Yep. Fuck the troops, and fuck GI Joe fans right alongside them.
>>4518429
Nah. I keep my toys in a spare bedroom so my gf has no right to bitch about them.
>>4520066
Fuck you you dirty hippy. Its like you want COBRA to win.
>>4520127
>Cobra
>win
please. An incompetent commander, a bunch of disloyal top brass and disgruntled soldiers.
Joker came closer to being a deadlier threat to the world and he often just had Harley Quinn and 2 or 3 goons helping him. In fact, just taking Batman TAS into account, he had a few good eps where he topped anything Cobra ever did by a wide margin.
>using a toxin-loaded garbage scowl to make the entire city laugh with a gas that would eventually cause permanent insanity
>stole a nuke and came within seconds of leveling Gotham
>the sheer psychological torture he put Bruce through when he kidnapped Tim Drake
>his future reincarnation almost wrecked Gotham with a space laser
The only reason Cobra was never stopped was because GI Joe are morons.
>>4520027
I found in my area only like 1 in 10 to be single moms.
Hating video games was pretty common. I don't get why binge watching netflix is ok, but video games are stupid. Don't mention you're gamer
Plenty will reply if you send them a decent message. They get a handful of messages a day, stand out, they'll get back to you
Yes, they are over weight. I've been way...way too many online dates. Well over half of them hide their weight and heavier than they appear in pics and "a few extra pounds" or "average" is... a lie. Many of them carried it well, some did not. It didn't bother me, I mean, their looks. The misleading part is soooo frustrating though. That in their head it;s ok and they have to hide and lie and... it;s a terrible first impression. I'd much rather go out with an even fatter girl who;s comfortable with herself
This one... will vary. Everyone wants a free ticket. Everyone wants a rich catch that has it all. Many younger women want mr.perfect, but you can be a variation of that to them if you try. The older ways who got on with their life without Mr.Perfect are just genuinely lonely If two people can enjoy each others company and share their lives, then that's great, how many toys or games you like won't matter. The older women who are still looking for Mr.Perfect are to be avoided, but most of them are single moms.
I'm a 30 year old virgin.
I've never even tried getting laid. Too much a fucking hassle and with everyone ranting about how fucking great it is, all I'm convinced of is that it isn't.
>>4520644
We know what the question is...
Are you a loser for collecting toys?
If you are working your ass off in life and not living beyond your paycheck then that is better than lot of people. I know guys who have kids and would rather drink than raise them. They have girlfriends and wives and they cheat on them. Actors that are fucking millionaires who can't hold on to a relationship.
How about the guys who are obsessed with cars or guns? Ever meet a gun owner who was satisfied with the weapons he has?
Whether this is a bad obsession or just something that makes you smile is up to you to decide.
BTW Christmas is coming so buy something for the kids.
I started watching this movie because of this thread, though I could use a nice laugh.
Couldn't really get through half of this movie, it's so stupid. As for the question, I don't know. Not really interested in relationships right now.
>>4520062
sounds like a waste of stolen money
>>4519364
Me too, I'd like to read it.
badabump for the story on the 50 year old oldfag who supposedly killed himself
>>4521895
I'm also interested.
>>4518498
how did you do it, anon?
how?
If a girl has a problem with my collection, she can go fuck herself. I will get rid of my toys for no one.
>>4518633
There but for the grace of God go I.
I'm going to track this down now.
>>4518633
Jesus Christ. December 25th too.
>>4518969
wowee zowee
>>4518633
Wait, so he has to give up his toys AND stop being friends with him?
How does that make any sense...
>>4520644
27-year-old unvirgin here. Lost mine at 21, after getting into good shape and learning how to dress at uni.
Sex really isn't the be-all and end-all people make it out to be. There are better ways to spend your time than chasing tail.
>>4518429
>Would you ever sell your toys if you fell in love with a girl?
Why not just find a girl that relates to you?
My wife collects Precious Moments and Barbie stuff. Everyone has some kind of hobby. She's totally cool with my action figure collection.
The fact that someone thinks that you have to give up a hobby when you "fall in love" is ludicrous. Not all women are bitches.
>>4522400
>AND stop being friends with him?
I got the impression he was moving away.
>live with parents
>have sex in bedroom
>wonder if your toys watched
>>4522503
>My wife collects Precious Moments
get a divorce
>>4522557
Relationship advice from a 45 year old virgin on /toy/
>>4522503
Is your wife in her 70's? Because that's what my Grandma collects
>>4522503
>My wife collects Precious Moments
Don't we all anon, don't we all.
>>4522615
She inherited most of them from her mother. She literally buys about 3 a year. They sit in a cabinet in the corner of our dining room and don't harm anyone. They're like Spanish Fly to her. Look it up virgin.
Don't be bitter just cause I have a family while you're still living off Hot Pockets in your parents basement you kiss-less virgin.
>>4522659
Diff Anon here, but yeah...precious moments are the worst type of statueshit. Sorry bro, just my opinion.
No.
My girlfriend is into toys too. In fact, she currently doesn't have a credit or debit card, so lately I've been pre-ordering things for her and she pays me back in cash.
Why spend time with people who have some problem with your hobbies? If they make you happy and don't negatively impact your life, they're a good thing. With toy collecting, you just have to manage your finances and space. Do that and you're golden.
>>4518429
what is this girl you speak of?
are you trying to say grill, as in those with vaginas?
>>4522677
>precious moments are the worst type of statueshit. Sorry bro, just my opinion.
I never said I liked them but it makes her happy so I put up with them. I honestly hardly ever have to even look at them since they are in the dinning room which we never use unless we entertain like during the holidays.
>>4518429
Damnit op, I'm far away from this but you reminded me that the possibility exists. [spoiler] there's still time so things will be good right? ;_; Also damn TBS[spoiler]
>>4522765
>spoiler
>>4518633
Well, gee thanks. 4 hours later and I can't stop thinking about suicide. Guess I'm not sleeping tonight.
>>4523122
Oh, for Christ's sake. It's a comic. Hopefully you don't mirror Rusty Brown to a tee. If you somehow do, step one is to take out all the fucking garbage. That alone will bump you up a few pegs.
>>4523122
If this hits too close to home use it as a fucking wake up call and change yourself.
>>4522457
This. Companionship is much better than sex. Men can't have mind-blowing multiple orgasms that last for 20 minutes like women can. It's 5 seconds of
>hurr
and then back to your life. But it is nice if you can get it on the reg.
>>4518920
every dumb ass girl thinks she's a model because some guy trying to fuck her did a "shoot" with her.
if she's not famous she ain't shit friend
>>4520027
>* hate video games
Sounds like an okay compromise to me.
>>4523484
Yeah, I've been in an FWB situation for a while now, and it actually just makes me want a real relationship even more. Don't get me wrong, sex is cool, and the buildup and excitement of getting there is fun, but it really does end with 5 seconds of hurr and then wanting to go do something else.
>>4520027
Hey, there's also emotionally broken, unstable girls that are still cute, but will make you regret ever considering meeting girls online by the time you escape.
>>4522582
He knows his toys bruh
>>4523525
Dating is no different from online dating these days. You got to throw a lot of darts at the board before you hit a bullseye. Thing is, you might not be one for them.
>meet this cute new girl at work
>she mentions her ex boyfriend used to collect toys
>"Its so fucking dumb right? cmon its stupid. You're an adult. I tried to get him to sell them but he never did."
>mfw
>say "y-yeah"
>walk away
I should of asked what he collected... But yeah I'm convinced that if a girlfriend doesn't support your hobby, its probably gonna fail from the start.
>>4524783
>I should have asked what he collected
I fucking lost it
>>4523122
Jesus Christ in so fucking sick of people talking about suicide just fucking kill yourself already and stop bothering normal people. I came here to read about toys and I'm fucking sick of seeing posts off topic. The world is better off without you
>>4524794
>I'm pretty sure it shows you're not a weak person when you bend to other peoples opinions, and women like that.
Dude, what the fuck are you talking about?
>>4518633
>>4518630
>>4518641
>this shit is so stupid. I hate how they always portray toy collectors as guys in their mid-40's with some ugly capeshit dolls from the 70's.
Lol.
Im 30 and i collect mostly weird obscure shit. Like Aah! Real Monsters! figures or other weird creatures and stuff that looks "realistic" (McFarlane horror series, Gremlins) so people who see that think that im a cool uncle that collects all kinds of cool/weird crap.
I guess they would make fun of me if i was into superheroes or weaboodolls.
And i don't go to toy stores because there are never monster toys these days...except Trash Pack may be...
>>4526269
The epitome of Poe's Law right here. I legitimately can't tell if you're making a joke or if you're serious about this.
>>4526269
Explain please?
>>4526274
>The epitome of Poe's Law right here. I legitimately can't tell if you're making a joke or if you're serious about this.
explain please?
ive fucked girls on top of my nintendo figures
of course not. pussy aint fucking shit /toy/ maybe if you guys get it you'd realize that
>>4523520
You forgot the two minutes or so of non-specific shame you're programmed to feel after the act.
>>4522745
Oh my fucking lord Anon never said his wife collected figurines of child genitals, who the fuck cares. He's with a woman that has a similar hobby and doesn't mind his interests. Jesus christ you niggas need to grow up.
>>4526500
>grow up and behave as a well-adjusted, mature adult
>collect toys and shitpost on /toy/
Pick one.
>>4522543
I sure hope so, they could form a support group with the cats.
>>4526375
>two minutes or so of non-specific shame you're programmed to feel after the act.
Ahhhhhh, what? Never experienced that one lol.
>>4523484
I would like to have someone to cuddle with.
And I do like watching movies and stuff with company, so if I could combine my love of movies with snuggling, that'd be great.
Where the hell am I gonna find a girl who's willing to put up with such absurd quantities of giant robot anime and classic cinema though?
>>4526815
Becauze masterbate iz not sex, ya know that?
>>4526933
An anime convention.
>>4518666
Did you replace them lucifer kun?
>>4518886
You have a lot of angst man
Did the big bad government take your autism bucks?
>>4526301
I can't have sex or masturbate arond my toys... what of they are watching...
>>4518633
I don't understand this.
>>4518676
>you don't have a stable cash flow suddenly you can't have hobby that costs money?
Do you know what a hobby is?
>>4526301
spoken like a true virgin
>>4518672
As someone who is married, don't bother. Its overrated.
There are many times I wish I was a basement dwelling neckbeard with no real worry beyond what I want to masturbate to this hour.
>>4518633
Is Rusty... dead in that last panel?
>>4522400
According to Chalky's wife, Rusty was apparently acting creepy around their adolescent daughter during a visit. She claimed she didnt like the way he would look at her
Rusty trying to give the kid a naked Barbie doll he found at the flea market under the door while she was on the toilet was the last straw. and Chalky's wife demanded that they stop being friends.
Chalky always was a massive beta seeing as how both Rusty and his wife could push him around.
>>4520644
Sex can be more trouble than it's worth
You could end up with the "Overly Attatched Girlfriend" from YouTube
>>4520952
>Actors that are fucking millionaires who can't hold on to a relationship.
has admitted that her "diva behavior" in the past has wrecked her relationships with men
http://www.enstarz.com/articles/50519/20141110/jennifer-lopez-news-2014-actress-admits-that-her-diva-behavior-ruined-her-relationships-video.htm#ixzz3Itqv9cD9
>>4528337
Hopefully, Rusty is a truly despicable example of a human.
Chalky is like Rusty, but with redeeming qualities, which is what allowed him to grow as a person instead of stagnating in a pit of nostalgia like Rusty.
>>4523484
>Men can't have mind-blowing multiple orgasms that last for 20 minutes like women can
You're sexing wrong. Maybe not 20 minutes, but 5 seconds? Nuh-uh.
But it is true, sex is just sex. Chasing after cheap sex is pretty unfulfilling. You should chase after a long term relationship. THAT is worth the effort.
>>4528464
Rusty WAS treated pretty badly all his life by kids and his parents.
Its no wonder he ended up such a mess
>>4528622
Chalky had a pretty comparably shitty early life.
>>4520952
i'm a gun owner and i'm satisfied with the life i lead, being able to collect guns that i like.
i'm also a /toy/soldier that enjoys legos and godzilla shit. i also liked giving up my entire bionicle collection in 2007. every set, 2001-2007 to the neighbor kid because his parents didn't get him anything for his birthday and didn't seem to give a fuck how he was turning out. and he seemed like a bright little fella.
he was, his MOCs were far greater than ones that i could do. shit, i want a kid. too bad i'm sterile.
>>4518566
I-I like Eureka Seven...
>>4518688
Better than them hoarding money. If they spend it then they put it back to work. If the little money they get they won't have fun and it won't do anything for anyone.
>>4528312
Disability is more reliable than most jobs.
>>4528691
>shitty life is moving, dad leaving, and being rejected by early childhood friend
wat.
How coddled was your life that that's considered shitty?
>>4528312
Do you?
>>4522557
>why don't girls except my hobby?
>fuck you and your hobby!
And it all makes sense.
>>4529940
The hallmark of neckbeards everywhere. Don't you dare judge them for their weird obsessions, but fuck whatever else you may be in to. I had a friend that collected SW figures and overpriced prop replicas and would even go to Comic Cons dressed as a Stormtrooper that looked like he ate the rest of his squad, and he would scoff at the mere idea of Lego because he viewed it as kiddy shit.
>>4518486
Seriously? Nine years to go? Go get yourself a hooker...
>>4529951
>>4523484
I don't know why I laughed so hard at that
>been with multiple girls
>can be seen as "normal" in a sense
>have no idea how to relate with people beyond mimicking behavior and only really just want to play with toys/build gunpla
>keep up the visage anyway
>get arrested for having pot on me that wasn't even mine
>friends alienate me
>gunpla is all I have now, because I'm failing in uni and in life in general
I wouldn't give them up for something as trivial as pussy.
>>4531090
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-LGRXAVy_k
>>4531090
>have no idea how to relate with people beyond mimicking behavior and only really just want to play with toys/build gunpla
I know this feel all too well. God speed, comrade.
>>4531104
What's that supposed to mean?
>>4531111
It's really hard living the normie lifestyle when all you're trying to do is act around people. It's strange.
Sometimes I'm sitting around at a party talking to some vapid slut and all I want to do is airbrush my new kit, but I can't because if I didn't show up I'd be ridiculed and so now I'm stuck interacting with women who only like me for my looks or for how "smart" I am due to all the random trivia I know despite being an absolute failure in every regard.
It's a weird feel. I don't like it. I want to get an apartment to myself where I can put an indoor painting station next to a window and live happily.
>>4528337
he's dead inside like me
>moving down to the coast next year
>there's a massive portion of the population that's asian
>huge thriving gunpla community
>will no longer be an outcast
>>4531470
I was kinda in your shoes a few years ago. I guess I was sorta one of the "cool kids" and all my friends were about chatting up girls and barhopping and shit. I'd go to all these events I didn't care about in order to not catch shit from them. After a while I just got sick of it and went cold turkey. If I got invited out I'd just tell em flat out, nah, I'm going home to chill and play video games. Then cue the whining and hollering and shit. It was annoying, but after a while they got the message and stopped bothering me so much. Now I've hit a pretty good balance, I go out when I want and stay in when I want. Most times I stay in and just do quiet things like build Gunpla or sketch. That makes me happy.
>>4519083
>>4531470
>Everyone is stupid
>Apart from me
Keep telling yourself that buddy.
>>4533041
He's not saying anything like that.
He calls himself stupid in the post you quoted.
Lrn 2 reed.
>not dating someone who will tolerate or even enjoy your hobbies with you
For fucks sake we're not that weird. I'm literally the result of two successive generations of toy collectors marrying normalfags and obviously doing well enough to procreate. Grandma has an absolutely ridiculous collection of vintage toys that she was even encouraged to display and grow, and my dad has a huge toy and collectibles hoard that my mom does not personally enjoy but is more than happy to share room with and gift him more pieces. I'm a collector dating another collector and even if we don't both like all the same things, we can appreciate each other's tastes and be rational adults about it. If you're dating someone and they have issues with your stuff, fucking sit down and talk about it like grown ups. If its something reasonable like "Hey maybe lets not display your cabinet full of cast-off lolis in the living room" or an issue of them thinking you might be spending too much on the collection, then listen and work something out, move your lolis, make a budget and stick to it to show you're responsible, etc. If they just hate toys, think its childish, or are just grossed out by the thought of it, then maybe the problem is with them. People without hobbies are fucking weird, not us.
>>4518768
Fucking this. And if having someone who doesn't want me to change them is impossible, then I'm happy not having someone. Rather have no one than someone who doesn't really love me for who I am and wants to change me so selfishly.
Only situation I'd get rid of my toys for someone else would be if my family suddenly had nowhere else to go and my house was their only option for a new home. I live by myself in a rather big house, with a couple rooms displayed with mechs, figures and Lego. Even have the garage prepped for building gunpla. Wouldn't trade any of that for a girl. Pretty happy with it all. Despite having bad luck finding someone that isn't so overly attached, I'm pretty content being a single toy fag.
>>4519208
>Being jealous of people on disability because they get more money than you makes you absolutely fucking retarded and pathetic.
>get more money than you
Too bad they don't. The max most get is $720 a month and a job at Walmart working 5 days a week pays significantly more. I should know because I was in that position. Lived in a shitty little hick town where once something got out everyone knew about it and because I was labeled learning disabled in school for depression everyone thought I was retarded and was unsuitable for work. I spent years going to places three times a week dressed up as nice as possible and kept getting turned down. One day I said fuck it and applied for disability and the judge who overlooked my case took pity on me. I now have a job that pays more and have zero regrets for having been on disability and using some of it to buy a figure I liked here and there.
>>4533041
That's not what he's saying dipshit
>>4534140
Why get rid of the toys then? Why not just put them into storage while your family are living with you?
>>4520045
>Has never been in the military.
>Talks as if he is a subject matter expert on what it's like to be in the military.
>>4520952
I am a gun owner that is satisfied with the weapons I have. (More or less). Guns cost between 10 and 100 times what toys cost. So yeah, it's easier to collect toys then guns.
>>4518429
I would not. In fact, I have gotten my wife addicted to the really big LEGO creator modular buildings.
I would not and have never ever compromised a hobby I enjoy for someone else. But I've also not been a hoarder like 40 year old virgin.
>>4518429
I fell in love with a girl and started buying more toys.
We're happy
Nah. My wife likes my toy collection, but wouldn't you know it at this exact moment she's leaving because I told her to gtfo
>>4535066
....That's dark man.
>>4535079
just like my dick after im done with ur mum XD
>>4518920
When you said model I assumed you meant a SCALE model. I too have a few scale gifriends, a wveeitable harem of 1:12 sex slaves.
3 years and going, she doesn't even know yet.
None of my friends nor my girlfriend know I collect and build Lego. All my lego is behind a bookshelf-door a carpenter helped me with leading to a hidden room like pic
It's going to be a problem if she moves over.
>>4537084
Thats a bit sad and cool at the same time.
you are like a closet homo that needs to come out of the closet.
>>4537084
I need me a room like that.
>>4537084
cool but theres no need to hide it for real. legos are cool
>>4537084
You know, if she's cared enough about you to stick with you for that long she probably wouldn't have cared about your hobby in the first place. She'd probably accept it.
But when she finds out that you've gone through this much effort to hide something you really care about from her, you're absolutely fucked. Talk about future trust issues.
>>4537193
I'm thinking of mentioning it casually
in time
>>4537202
It's too late to just mention it casually.
3 years of you hiding it, and the fact you had a secret room built just to hide it is just weird and would put most women off.
You should just come right out and tell her.
>>4537210
>It's too late to just mention it casually.
Exactly. You've turned nothing into something fucking weird and elusive. The only way to fix this is to sell it as something way weirder than it actually is. Send her some awkward texts and then one that ambiguously says you have something you need to talk to her about. Something she needs to know about you. Then sit her down and talk about your relationship, how close you are and how important it is that she accepts you no matter what. Make it as uncomfortable as possible so that once it's over she'll be laughing her ass off. Tell her that you've been sort of in the closet throughout your time together, but clarify that it's not really a closet so to speak, it's much more than that. Then when she's clearly under the impression that you've been suppressing your seething homosexuality, tell her you have something to show her and walk her to your bookshelf. you should have placed a picture of you and a male friend she could perceive as your gay lover sitting there nonchalantly. Bonus points if it's already there. Take a big exaggerated breath and say it's time for you to find out, it had to happen eventually, then reach for the photo but instead grab the bookcase frame and swing it wide upon. Maybe rig up a little confetti and balloon drop inside. Then go "just fucking with you, wanna build something?" and go from there. If she's even the least bit cool she'll be interested in your sweet hideaway room regardless of the toys.
>>4537210
He should leave, she'll never trust him now.
No woman can give me the satisfaction of owning and controlling stuff that toys give me, since she has her own feelings and I can't own her, so no, I wouldn't sell my stuff even if I met the right girl, because my "right girl" wouldn't ask me to sell anything that is important for me.
Now, if I was in a very tight economical situation, that's another story.
I'm holdin' out for a girl who likes toys, and other shit I'm into. They're out there. Just gotta find em.
>>4537456
You'll find one, then not want her for not being attractive enough.
>>4537474
damn it.
>>4518429
It annoys me forever, because now most girls and all the newcomers on /toy/ are all
"I found this toy / he has these toys... they're old... therefore I could afford a huge wedding and a week in mexico if I sold it."
And then
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS ISN'T WORTH ANYTHING OMG NO IT HAPPENED IN A MOVIE I NEED A THOUSAND DOLLARS WHY"
>>4529021
Well it's not really that shitty, but it's comparably shitty to Rusty's early life.
>>4537650
Blame Buzzfeed and their constant YOUR CHILDHOOD TOYS ARE WORTH MILLIONS ON EBAY posts full of extreme misinformation. Any psycho can list a Furby on Ebay for $2000, but Buzzfeed doesn't understand that it doesn't mean someone will actually buy it for that much. No one knows how to do fucking research for themselves anymore and believe whatever arbitrary thing they see linked on Facebook.
>>4533900
That reminds me of a client I had. His wife has the second largest Madame Alexander collection in the world. I had to take photos of every single doll one time for her cataloging. It took hours.
