>there are collectors that act like this in stores
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKzdK4G_Yxk#t=234
if the time skip in the link doesn't work jump to 3:54
>>4658152
>wrestling collectors act like this in stores
Good fucking hell, what the fuck did I just watch?
On the one hand, I'll admit that, as a child, the idea of playing with toys in a toy store was great, but this guy...I can't even really accept that I saw what I saw.
Did he really just say 'Holy Gefilte Fish'? Did he really say 'Just makin' a video here, what's the problem' while cussing up a storm at a rack of toys? Did he rip a toy out of its package, glide it around the store, wreck store displays(unless he was being watched), and then just toss the toy in the back? Did he really collect this shit?
>>4658152
I'm legitimately embarrassed...
>>4658168
people actually enjoy watching this shit too
what the fuck
>>4658168
I had to watch it again to realize he didn't say a single damn word in the store. It was all looped in afterwards.
>>4658195
Honestly, that's what I figured halfway through. But that exchange with the woman, where he's actually cowed for just a moment at what he's doing? That put it in question for me. That maybe, maybe he's really that much of an ass. But given how smooth the audio is, I doubt it.
>>4658201
She walks right past him, takes a quick glance at his sperging out, then checks the shelf for herself. She's either AMAZING at ignoring sperglords, or he didn't actually say anything.
>>4658152
what the fUCK did I just watch? Literally couldn't finish this video because of shame. This guy is a 10 year old autistic
>>4658152
>that spergers
Holy shit what a complete faggot.
>>4658206
Probably the latter. Again, it was that moment of shame in his voice that made me believe it was live at all.
It's more the fact that he chucked shit on the floor, kicked merchandise, and tore shit out of the package.
>throwing toys
>other guy screaming I want to fight you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhxHbf9H8jo
>>4658152
That's quite the holy grail of a cringe video
holy shit he throws toys, gives the stock guy the finger when he tells him every thing is on the shelf, and then just walks into the stock room and grabs a case. this guy is mental.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkcaNsVeL8Q
>this man is an adult
>he believes this shit is funny
>he is allowed to vote
Wait.
Isn't this the guy who got called out on national television for how his family can't really deal with his collection habits? I forget if it was Hoarders or one of the other shows.
>>4658256
It also appears he also has a wife and has unfortunately reproduced.
I'll admit it, I found this guy because I was considering buying a Macho Man figure. I always thought Macho Man was awesome as a kid, but now this guy has single handedly ruined the idea of having a wrestling figure for me.
>>4658238
I can't tell which parts of this were staged or if they really are this insane.
Also, this guy has a kid? Holy sheep shit indeed...
>>4658284
The only time I grabbed any wrestling figures was when Jakks was doing the 1/18 figures. This guy definitely makes me regret even those purchases.
>>4658247
How has this faggot not been banned from every single store in his vicinity?
>>4658307
Obviously he hasn't been reported. Or he's worked it out with the stores ahead of time though I doubt that.
>>4658247
>opening joke about fat guy and penis sizes
Yeah, that was enough for me. This is a grown man, I feel second hand embarassment.
>>4658288
he has 3 kids a 7/10 wife a full time well paying job and he makes enough money from YouTube to see his insatiable lust for wrestling figures. As someone who collects some wrestling figures I'm subscribed to him because he does get figures seemingly before anyone else does and has a review up but his other shit is really awkward and hard to watch it's like he makes videos for kids but then he cusses and talks about adult stuff. He probably has Aspergers. I wanted this to really sink in with all of you losers that that guy gets laid and you don't. And she's not a disgusting ham planet.
>>4658152
uugh
>>4658288
Yeah but what's the address of the new from YouTube started kicking in he made more than enough to fill his collection needs and more. He has over a hundred thousand subscribers
>>4658288
The post above was supposed to say ad revenue not address in the view or whatever
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qe0xOJlCBoE
Seriously, staged or not, fuck this guy.
>>4658247
Making jokes about random people shopping is really lame. Jesus
>>4658352
>people seriously think this is funny
>>4658338
>7/10 wife
fucking LOL she's a 4 MAYBE 5 at best.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqcW28IE_qc#t=157
Just...ugh. The video's him bringing home his new Godzilla(the 40" long one) and shoving it in every one of his family's faces and getting 'mad' that they're 'mad'.
>>4658379
I think it's mostly the depression and buried anger in her face you're seeing.
>>4658384
why isn't he divorced yet
>>4658338
Pls
>>4658395
Low self esteem?
>>4658404
I mean, she seems like a bit of a bitch but then with this guy around who wouldn't be? It doesn't look like she's lazy, she seems pretty responsible, and she's might not be the greatest looking but she's not ugly, just average.
She could have done much better.
>>4658395
I don't think the kids are misbehaving so much as mugging for the camera. Maybe trying to be on the mom's side more if he's actually this shitty though.
It just bothers me that he's got this family and then retreats into this claustrophobic room filled with just...rows. Like so many rows that you can't see it clearly anymore, a forest of half-naked mantrees.
>>4658152
Moe Syzlak buys toys?
Weird /toy/ related channels thread?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=26VAoA7yE_s
Stumbled across this guy by complete accident a few days ago
>>4658384
Why does she put up with this shitcock's insanity? And if he's actually the main breadwinner of the bunch, that just raises more questions, like, why do his co-workers put up with him? Why does anyone put up with him? How did his wife come to the conclusion that settling down with this spergmonster and bearing his children would be a good idea? Is the sex that good?
That little girl protecting her dollhouse from tardzilla was adorable, though.
>>4658414
>My views on Ayn Rand as one of the linked reviews in a toy review.
Well, this is off to a good start.
>>4658384
Nah. Watch one of the videos where they're all in the frame, like a mail video or something.
She's a 4/10.
>>4658384
You just posted another video with her in it and proved to me further that she's barely a 5. If you think she's a 7 then you're the one with depression and other issues.
>>4658414
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>4658414
well he's got some confidence ill give him that
>>4658414
Imagine being him. What a strange life that would be.
>>4658427
>>4658426
I actually didn't say the 7/10 comment, just providing a possible explanation as to WHY she looks so fucking haggard half the time. I'm more irritated by the whole closet with what looked like a bunch of boxed Crash Dummies sets than giving a fuck about his wife, that vid just stuck out because I have that Godzilla figure too and morbid curiosity got the better of me.
>>4658414
This guy is /r9k/ incarnate.
>attractive stock girls
>"ignore me like you usually would"
>"meh"
>can't believe girls would like bioshock
>guy likes wrestling figs
>surprised when hes an autistic shit
>>4658152
>>4658152
4:49 is my new ringtone
>>4658152
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zsv-0w9qzpU
go to 1:43 this guy is nuts
>>4658515
Oh, my. That was a lot of unintentional hilarity. The other guy did seem like he had some actual mental problems, though. The way he kept mumbling to himself, nonchalantly taking things out of Captain Shitcunt's hands, and not reacting much when he got repeatedly pranked. Kinda creepy and robotic, like someone with actual non-buzzword autism.
>>4658515
if its not staged, the other guy is actually creepy.
>>4658338
>I wanted this to really sink in with all of you losers that that guy gets laid and you don't. And she's not a disgusting ham planet.
>not having a homemade Kaiba fuckdoll
Step it up.
>>4658414
Some about him reminds me of Conan
>>4658443
Tolstoy is cool he's like that weird age group of religious teens who discovered YouTube and become more agnostic or atheistic, ie repzion, onision, shawnedawson?, maybe smosh. Plus he doesn't do videos too often, he seems to be happier that way. I'm glad we posted a video a while ago though.
>>4658414
This guy is definitive proof that Neca figures are robust when he's failing it around. No broken joints, no nothing.
I Respect this man. His funnier and more genuine thanly pixel Dan.
>>4658152
..
You need to get laid, man.
>>4658238
I think the part that baffled me the most about this video is that there was actually a fucking McDonalds INSIDE A FUCKING WALMART. Have we REALLY sunk this low? It's like somebody said it as a joke once and some executive overheard and thought "THAT'S ACTUALLY BRILLIANT!"
Also woah, that was the jingle Peaugh uses for his opening at the very end there. Huh... How about that.
Sometimes I manage to forget that fucks like this exist
This guy is everything that could be wrong with a person rolled into one
Seriously he has to have a mental dissorder, how does anyone put up with him?
>>4658414
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FprMNDJjxI
>>4658713
you sound jelly
>>4658384
He's a wrestling fan, it's fake drama. Fake drama sideshows are what they live for.
>>4658739
Its ugly and typical American.
>>4658692
Seems like an okay guy. Fits the 'fedora' stereotype to a T ("born in the wrong generation", has a knife collection, owns katanas, dresses a little more formally than is appropriate, etc.), but at least he seems self-aware about it. I'd probably get along with him if I met him.
My god though, what a hamhands. I mean, he seems like he doesn't really give that much of a shit if he breaks the figure or not, since they don't seem to mean that much to him... but damn, makes me cringe to watch him rip them out of the package and manhandle the shit out of the articulated limbs the way he does.
>>4658717
Never saw this guy's appeal. Why would I want some puppet telling me what toys to buy?
>>4658414
Fuck him.
>weapon fanatic
>likes Kojima games
>went all pro-Christian a few years back, refused to listen to any views other than what he believed in
>one of those people who was all "Youtube is evil, they wanna steal rights to our videos, I'm moving to the new competing video hosting site!" some years back, only for those new sites to crash and burn and he ran back to Youtube in desperation
If I want to deal with a complete Godboy asshat with shit taste and delusions, I'll read Jin's racist twitter
>>4658238
Oddly the worst parts about this one were the fact that he completely mischaracterized Savage, and that he's actually got a personalized discount code on a website.
>>4658711
>Have we REALLY sunk this low?
That's been a thing at least 15 years now.
>jingle ... at the very end there
And cut throughout the beginning and middle.
I don't wanna be the gb2reddit guy, but I think you might be happier there.
>>4658152
So was that a predator neca or what? (Near the end)
Cringed hard/10
> watching Grim
> 2015
>>4658711
In my experience with the first walmarts that started popping up, they almost all had McDonalds as the restaurant inside to begin with. Eventually Walmart realized they were getting more profit from the buildings with a Subway and started to exclusively build new buildings with Subways. In a business class I actually had gotten statistics from 07 where in one year over 100 Walmarts got built with a Subway and only 30 got McDonalds.
Add in the fact many old format Walmarts get demolished for a Super Walmart within 1 or 2 miles of the original site, finding a Walmart with a McDonalds is a very rare sight indeed.
>>4658854
I don't know but it's somehow managed to be the least embarrassing video in the thread.
>>4658962
>That's been a thing at least 15 years now.
For 27 years, It's not something I've seen anywhere where I've lived.
>I don't wanna be the gb2reddit guy, but I think you might be happier there.
Huh? What are you even talking about here? How does never having seen a McWalmart and noticing the same obscure track somebody else uses mean "lol go to reddit"? Seems more like you're saying it for the express purpose of being the gb2reddit guy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHQEsaP1vWo
>this is how he treats his wife and kids
>>4659289
Holy fuck. I had to stop. I couldn't get through it. How did such a fucking man child get a wife????
The fam at /r9k/ need to see this because if this guy can spawn then there truly is hope for everyone to get a wife
>>4659289
He seems kind of charmin--
>skipped through video
>get to the sudden bitching about stickers and farting
>>4658384
This makes me very concerned. He spends their money on toys, and he doesn't even notice how upset it makes his wife and kids. When the girl said to "get that away from mommy," it just goes to show how fucked up the whole thing is, and people in the comments telling him to "divorce the bitch and find someone new" makes me deeply sad inside
>>4659289
I'd fuck his wife.
>>4658152
I finally remember where I saw this fuck before.
Hardcore Hobbies from National Geographic. A shitty show, but goddamn, people like this guy and the Rusty Browns of the world are things I try not to be.
>>4658384
Don't know who this guy is, but holy shit. He clearly thinks he's being funny and charming, but the whole family seems to be tired of his shit. The comments on youtube are even worse though. I give it a few more months before that woman is out of there with the kids.
>>4659345
http://youtu.be/ZljfKwLns4I Found the interview.
Here's a little prize quote:
"Sometimes the toys suffer because I've gotta buy food"
>>4659363
It cuts off at the end. I still feel there's a lot of mugging for the camera going on, and the guy who's doing the intervention's either just shit or purposefully antagonizing him.
>>4659352
This. It's only a matter of time before this man is alone. Look at that fucking gut what a sack of shit.
I'm literally gonna slow down on my collecting as a result of watching this video. Im bowhere near on his level and I'm gonna make damn sure I never get close. Fuck that faggot
>>4659363
You know this shit is scripted right? Sean Long was on some toy hoarder show and they made his girlfriend bring over his collection to make it look even more ridiculous and she said they told her to act super bitchy the whole time.
>>4659303
>the fam over at /r9k/
>>4659363
>From New Jersey
Should have seen it coming
>>4658311
No store is going to say ''Sure, unpack our stuff, open our products and kick everything around the store.''
Jesus the girls are so cute
>>4658384
>little girl wants to play with the Godzilla toy
>he yanks it away from her
>>4659484
Yeah, it was shit like that that got to me. They have that huge-ass dollhouse that's perfect for stomping him around that he threatens to smash if he doesn't get his toy back and he probably wouldn't dare let them put Godzilla in a pretty hat for a teaparty because he'd think it'd make him look queer.
It worked for Buzz Lightyear, it'll work for Godzilla Nee Nesbit.
>>4659363
Damn look at them legs on his mom damn
>>4659520
damn
You retards to realize the vocals are overdubbed right?
>>4659363
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cioJtQ9_Hh4
Full episode here.
>>4659571
Holy fucking shit
This is causing me physical pain
Watching these toy intervention things make me cringe a little and make me wonder if I'm overdoing and on the path to being a loser as bad as Moe Syzlak or Seanlong.
>>4659927
As long as you have your priorities set right, you should be fine.
Honestly that intervention shit is just scripted to hell anyway.
>>4659942
Yeah, for one thing, therapy is almost NEVER a hard-change like they show. It's long, grueling reworking of habits.
>>4659942
yeah him changing in a day felt like a stretch and given that this special aired in 2013 and he's STILL A SHIT with his wife, obviously much hasn't changed.
>>4659927
I agree. I saw an episode of My Strange Addictions that wasn't even about toys and I felt a little shameful. Some weird guy that lived with a sex doll with purple hair and pretended it was his companion had a shelf in the background with an either Rei or Asuka figure and 3-4 others I recognized.
>>4659392
Does anyone have a link to the episode of the show with Sean?
>>4659571
>your wife is essentially married to a transformer
lel
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRK91VuVJ1c
Why is this even on youtube? Please tell me this was staged.
>>4660149
Come on man are you new? Everything on the internet is true. Especially on Youtube, internet doesn't lie my friend.
>>4660149
>uses a camera to record himself while he's recording himself
Seems legit.
>>4660201
as ridiculous as all this seems,
>staging the destruction of your own furniture with your wife for laffs
>when your wife complains in every single video about how hard things are financially
if anything he was trying to make his wife upset on purpose because lel so fanneh
This is what happens when adults try to appeal to YT viewers who are mostly kids. The easiest way to get YT famous is to act like a giant childish faggot.
