Fag (-2 STR) Elf (-2 STR/CON +2 DEX/WIS) with Sword

LG Gargantuan dragon (Darkness)
Init –1; Senses dragon senses; Perception +40
Aura fire, frightful presence (300 ft., DC 30)
DEFENSE

AC 39, touch 5, flat-footed 39 (–1 Dex, +34 natural, –4 size)
hp 377 (26d12+208)
Fort +23, Ref +14, Will +24
DR 15/magic; Immune fire, paralysis, sleep; SR 31
Weaknesses vulnerability to light
OFFENSE

Speed 60 ft., fly 250 ft, swim 60 ft.
Melee bite +36 (4d6+21/19–20), 2 claws +36 (2d8+14/19–20), 2 wings +34 (2d6+7/19–20), tail +34 (2d8+21/19–20)
Space 20 ft.; Reach 15 ft. (20 ft. with bite)
Special Attacks breath weapon (60-ft. cone, DC 31, 20d10 fire), crush, tail sweep, weaken breath
Spell-Like Abilities (CL 26th)
At will—bless, Darkness, detect evil, geas/quest, armor of darkness(DC 25)
Spells Known (CL 15th)
7th (5/day)—greater teleport,
6th (7/day)—antimagic field, greater dispel magic, heal
5th (7/day)—dispel evil, plane shift, teleport, true seeing
4th (7/day)—divination, restoration, spell immunity, stoneskin
3rd (7/day)—dispel magic, haste, invisibility purge, prayer
2nd (8/day)—aid, cure moderate wounds, lesser restoration, resist energy, silence
1st (8/day)—alarm, divine favor, mage armor, shield, shield of faith
0 (at will)—detect magic, mending, stabilize, 6 more
STATISTICS

Str 39, Dex 30, Con 27, Int 24, Wis 25, Cha 24
Base Atk +26; CMB +44; CMD 53 (57 vs. trip)
Feats Alertness, Critical Focus, Extend Spell, Improved Critical (bite, claw, wing, tail), Iron Will, Multiattack, Power Attack, Quicken Spell, Staggering Critical, Vital Strike
Skills Diplomacy +36, Fly +13, Heal +36, Knowledge (arcana, history, local, nobility, planes, religion) +36, Perception +40, Sense Motive +40, Spellcraft +36, Swim +51
Languages: Tiste Andii , Eleint , Malaz , whatever else he fucking feels like at the time
SQ change shape, fast flight, luck

>>43582788
This is legitimately better and funnier than owlbearposting, and I seriously laughed very loudly when I read this. Props to you, anon.

>>43582788
perhaps LawfulGoodGargantuanDarknessDragonpositing will eclipse owlbearposting, and replace it entirely.

Drizzt books makes me constipated

>>43582599
2600 ATK
2200 DEF
Dark Element
Warrior Type

Octodecaogdoad Nona-Macrobe Amidah Apocalyptic Black-Hole-Spawned Legion Elder Unelemental Xona-Titanic Outsider (Extraplanar)
Hit Dice: 1,584,563,250,000,000,000,000,000,000,000d1000+ 627,710,173,312,402,500,000,000,060,213,403,500,00 0,000,000,000,000,000,000 (627,710,173,312,402,500,000,004,405,085,855,000,0 00,000,000,000,000,000,000 hp) [INFINITE HP]
Initiative: +39,614,081,250,000,000,000,000,017,738 [+INFINITY] (always first)
Speed: Fly 84,442,493,010,000,000 ft (perfect) (16,888,498,600,000,000 squares)
Armor Class: 13,949,114,962,503,125,000,000,006,235,068,135,750 ,000,000,000,000,017,776 [INFINITE] (-19,807,040,630,000,000,000,000,000,000 size, +39,614,081,250,000,000,000,000,000,078 Dex [+INFINITY], +38 deflection, +13,949,114,962,503,125,000,000,005,740,492,120,75 0,000,000,000,000,000,000 natural, +158,456,325,000,000,000,000,000,000,060 luck, +316,912,650,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 insight, +17,600 divine)
BAB/Grp: +1,584,563,250,000,000,000,000,000,000,000/+1,624,177,331,000,000,000,000,000,001,461 [+INFINITY]
Full Attack: 2 slams +1,604,370,290,000,000,000,000,000,018,681 [+INFINITY] melee touch ((1.64242679676097956787161330563046400971x10^1399 8234165795717336113540446)d10+1,095,989,581,000,00 0,000,000,000,001,081 [+INFINITY])
Space/Reach: 198,070,406,300,000,000,000,000,000,000 ft/198,070,406,300,000,000,000,000,000,000 ft
Special Attacks: Alter reality, divine aura, entropic mastery, gravitic aura, omega pulse, portfolios, third death, time lord abilities, void gaze, vortex, wish
Special Qualities: Accretion, cosmic consciousness, cosmic firmament, DR 528,187,750,000,000,000,000,000,000,000/-, elemental traits, evil eye, fast healing 792,281,625,000,000,000,000,000,000,070, flight, generate spawn, hardness 1,500, omnicompetent, regeneration, rejuvenation, SR 1,584,563,250,000,000,000,000,000,000,270, time lord traits, transtemporal, undead traits

>>43584864

Saves:
Fort +792,281,625,000,000,000,000,000,017,662 [+INFINITY]
Ref +831,895,706,300,000,000,000,000,017,738 [+INFINITY]
Will +831,895,706,300,000,000,000,000,017,741 [+INFINITY]

Abilities:
Str 79,228,162,500,000,000,000,000,002,052 [INFINITE] (+39,614,081,250,000,000,000,000,001,021) [+INFINITY]
Dex 79,228,162,500,000,000,000,000,000,166 [INFINITE] (+39,614,081,250,000,000,000,000,000,078) [+INFINITY]
Con -
Int 79,228,162,500,000,000,000,000,000,081 [INFINITE] (+39,614,081,250,000,000,000,000,000,035) [+INFINITY]
Wis 79,228,162,500,000,000,000,000,000,172 [INFINITE] (+39,614,081,250,000,000,000,000,000,081) [+INFINITY]
Cha 79,228,162,500,000,000,000,000,000,086 [INFINITE] (+39,614,081,250,000,000,000,000,000,038) [+INFINITY]

Skills: All skills + (1,584,563,250,000,000,000,000,000,017,663 plus key ability modifier) [+INFINITY]

Feats: Power Attack, Cleave, Great Cleave, Supernatural Transformation (wish), Dodge, Mobility, Combat Expertise, Spring Attack, Whirlwind Attack, Death's Blessing, Reflective Spell Resistance, Epic Potency x528,187,750,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

Environment: Outer Space
Organization: Unique
Challenge Rating: 264,093,876,000,000,000,000,000,058,608
Treasure: None
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Advancement: -
Level Adjustment: -

>>43582599
Best husbando.

>>43582599

Some sort of Dragon/Fae/Darkness Elemental

Classes and levels:
Warlord- 20
ArchMage- 19
DiesLikeABitch- 1

>>43585006
That was in propose, thought. But yeah.

>>43582599
Who is this?

>>43586044

Anomander Rake from the Malazan book of the fallen series.

>>43582599
Literally Who/10

>>43582599
True Neutral Fighter
Drow (+2 Dex, +1 Cha)
magic Greatsword and normal Half Plate armor
>Str: 16
>Dex: 14
>Con: 14
>Int: 10
>Wis: 12
>Cha: 12
>AC: 17
>HP: 42
>Proficient in:
Perception, Athletics, Acrobatics, Survival, Intimidation
>Knows how to use Alchemy tools

>Can Cast Darkness and Faerie Fire once per day.
>Immune to sleep magic and resists charm magic.
>Can see perfectly in the dark.
>Can heal self once per day.
>Knows many combat maneuvers.
>Do approve, would play as.