"I'm setting up a free-form game with some people from a few states over, and you're invited. You can play literally anything you want, and I'll write the setting around that. No, seriously, everything. You won't ever meet the other players again unless you move to Alaska. I'll regulate all broken powers, but other than that, go amok."
What do you play?
>few states over
I'm assuming the game is online, because there is no way I'd do this in person, butI'd play as the most OP blatant power tripping expression of my favorite fetish imaginable. Basically a magical nanny with all the powers of Aladdin's genie. Spankings, punishments, and diapers ahoy! Yes I realize I'm a horrible person and my fetish is awful. Fight me IRL. It wouldn't even be just for the lewds. Mostly just because I'd find it hilarious punishing and condescending to what are surely a bunch of mary sues like they are schoolchildren
Sentient swarm of bees.
>>46831509
SUPERHOT protagonist, maybe with mild overtones of Hotline Miami. Basically a perfect mindless machine of destruction that is controlled by a hivemind and whose body is expendable.
I think that I can make a fun setting around that character - basically, there is an Operator hivemind which is calling random people and uses their minds to hijack other people via phonecalls. They operate perfectly, like killing machines, because hivemind is computing all the actions they take, but they are just as fragile as any other human being, and ultimately expendable.
>>46831509
A rich jerk with a giant robot.
>>46831509
Male human fighter. Because even in such a game i refuse to play a shitty sue.
>>46831509
>You can play literally anything you want, and I'll write the setting around that
Sounds like how my group plays Risus when we can't be fucked to do anything else.
>>46831509
I Play Joe Leadfoot, the Ladderman.
>>46831509
TIME WIZARD!
failing that, a d02 character with all assorted rules applying. Not a typo. D02. Add things to my character sheet as the game progressed.
>>46831773
Can I join you if I play Bill Hicks, Hatchet man?
>>46831509
Kobold Lich.
>>46831509
Something else.
>>46831956
Pic related.
>>46831963
Nice.
>>46831509
A sentient fart. I would spend my time seeking a way into my co-players's nostrils.
>>46831509
I'll play whatever everyone else wants me to play, because I don't know what I want to play.
>>46832498
Like diamonds in the skyyyyyy
GOOD BYYYEEEEEE MOON MAN
>>46831509
Just a regular guy on a hike across the entire world, to meet interesting people, connect with all the cultures and assimilate them into the Grand Network for the glory of the Data-God in His Neon Palace in the deep web.
I play the very concept of Ennui.
>>46831509
Ol' Jeff
Jeff is pretty much a standard bloke. He's going slightly bald, and could probably do to loose some weight. He works in the local fish and chip shop, working the fryer and keeping an iron fist on the radio (he likes the old classics from when he was young). He enjoys beer, barbecue and films where bruce willis shoots people. He drives a battered old Fiat, which smells of old cigarettes and tacky air-freshener. He has no real interest in the supernatural, and will mostly respond to anything unusual with a muttered "Bloody hell, that ain't right" before returning to his deep fat friar. No powers, destiny or angst. Just a bloke.
However, Jeff 'resets' every morning. No matter how much you injure him, kill him, banish him to the dungeon dimensions, turn him into a frog, mind-control him or what have you, the next morning Jeff will turn up at work just like normal, none the worse for wear and grumbling about kids these days like he always does. In fact, he's been turning up to sell cheap, greasy fried fish for as long as anybody can remember, never changing a bit.
I play a giant inflatable dragon.
>>46832550
SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT MOONMEN
>>46835159
>inflatable
what
Dr Manhattan ripoff
A 2D stick person from an alternate universe without depth and very little visual detail. Is armed with a massive inventory contained in a backpack that isn't seen because the style he's "drawn" in doesn't show anything unless he's actively using it.
>>46835441
You know, plastic thing full of air? It's a simple concept.
>>46835931
I think he's referring to the fact that some of the deepest and hairiest parts of the furry community seem to have an awful lot of porn involving inflatable things of all sorts, including clothes, people and fursonas - I'm not deep enough into it to know how they rationalize it, and thank God for that.
That's what comes out of spending one's entire childhood without any sexual role models, which explains why furries tend to be both childish about sex and have a thing for toys and cartoon characters.
