How do you tell a human from a mayfly?One's tiny, insignificant, and not very bright. The other has wings.
>>46703743
Smug elf thread?
I apologize for being redundant.
>>46703888
Of course
>>46703743
Elves:
>take hundreds of years longer to progress
>civilisations rarely achieve anything or collapse due to arrogance and self interest
>reduced genitals
>weak
>talk the talk but don't walk the walk
>males still regarded as thrall/sex slave material by human warriors
Humans:
>versatile
>cunning
>powerful
>driven
>good relations with all
>the true master race
>prolific
You're just prissy woodland toys with over inflated egos.
>>46703743
Be nice.
>>46703743
>>46703991
>>46703743
How do you tell an elf from a human?One's tiny, insignificant, and not very bright. The other has wings.
>>46703991
>>46704008
>mutants
>>46703743
>How do you tell a human from a mayfly?
By having like, 1 INT.
Not very impressive, really. And your insult is flawed, humans get wings all the time, don't you know?
Elves are a lot like trees
Long lived, noble, completely ineffectual, pleasing to hit with an axe, and you only notice a difference when the forest is nearly gone.
HFY fags, please.
>>46704431
Humans have a natural weakness to banter.
>>46704053
They're talking about Sanguinius commissar
Wow, rude. This is why no one invites you to parties, you knife-eared jerk.
>>46704921
elf parties > human parties
>>46704989
>Implying elfs trust each other
>>46703969
Humans:
>Savage, simple and dim-witted
>Arrogant and brash
>Live only a few decades and then die
>Can't into magic, art, warcraft or lore.
>Think they're the hot shit when everybody just wants them to gtfo
>No understanding of the inherent laws and forces of the cosmos
>Made-up fake gods
>Limp-dicked faggots who fall asleep after ten minutes
Elves:
>Immortal, wise and fair
>Masters of war, art and craft with no equal
>Strong culture that has survived for untold ages
>Inherent mastery over the arcane forces
>Understand the nature of the universe and don't go fucking around with ancient evils
>Always the first ones to oppose evil and oppression, always the brightest light in the night.
>Just better than humans in every way.
>Literally can fuck for years
>>46705106
>Literally can fuck for years
Oh no. It's happening again!
>marry a virgin elf maiden
>she's so polite, demure, sweet and beautiful
>you don't notice the spark in her eyes as you say your vows
>nor the hunger in her passionate kiss
>on your wedding night she wastes no tugging on your clothes as she sticks her tongue down your throat
>she's hyperventilating like crazy, so loudly in fact, that you didn't even realize she had undressed you until she started roughly tugging at your nipples and feeling you up
>you wanted to return the favor but before you could she threw you onto the bed, tore her dress hiking up her skirt, and gave you a depraved a look
>a dark, promising look
>a look that aroused you yet shook you to your core
>the look of someone who had not felt the flesh of another for centuries
>she put you in positions you never dreamed of
>she left no place untouched
>and when your strength gave out she continued to ravish you until the sun came up
>it was weeks before you could walk again
>>46703743
>Elves: "I feel bad for you."
>Humans: "I don't think about you at all."
>>46703743
How do you tell humans from elves?Humans exist.
How does one relate to humans?Humans are to 1 what elves are to i.You can't spell "kill yourself" without an "elf".
>>46705730
>You can't spell "kill yourself" without an "elf".
Savage.
I don't even care on what side you are on. This is the worst thread on /tg/ right now.
>>46705106
>Tfw the perfection of Elves is created by a Human who put them in a setting where they are suppose to be better than Humans despite being made by one.
Can, Elves even compete?
>>46705745
Even worse than the spoony thread?
>>46703743
Listen if your looking for a reason to talk with humans we don't have to have smug elf threads everytime. Just bring up a thread complaining about DnD or something and you'll get all the replies you could want.
>>46705781
This.
Why elves don't talk more about their characters or campaigns is beyond me. They're a really creative bunch.
>>46703743
Elves are raping and enslaving. True fact. Scientifically established.
I want to kiss an elf on the ears.
>>46705892
What is it like for an elf to have their ears clipped?
>>46705904
It's probably like neutering a cat or something.
I'm glad elves exist, because otherwise I couldn't conduct raids on Drow cities to capture submissive cute Drow boys for slavery. Plus if you have a bitchy elf in your party you can just fuck him or her into submission.
>>46705948
>elves
>exist
Anon, it's 21th Age already, you are late, like, by 18 ages.
>>46705770
After reading some more posts, yes. In the Spoony thread they shit on OP, this is just a meme thread now.
>>46705948
Why would anyone want to buy some evil dirty cave dwelling whores who smell like a fish market?
>>46705966
But that OP is literally making those threads to piss people off.
>>46705972
Pussy is pussy.
>>46705984
These are boys according to >>46705948
>>46705989
Boypussy is boypussy?
>>46705972
They're for me, not for sale. And you clean them up obviously. Drow men are naturally especially submissive and their dark skin is exotic. Evil can be fixedwith a nice thick paddle. Welcome to my magical realm.
>>46705979
But this thread is pissing me off.
>>46705972
I don't know, ask your dad. :^)
>>46706020
I see. You should just get thicker skin desu.
>>46706059
I rather feel some anger then just be passive.
>>46705336
>marry a virgin elf maiden
>who had not felt the flesh of another for centuries
>>46703743
Guys, can we not do this today?
We all know the Undead are the real enemy.
If anything, it'd be better if humans and elves got along better, consideringHalf-Elves have the best, most useful traits of both.
>>46707260
>Dat skill versatility
>Dem ears
>DatC H A R I S M A
Truly Half elves are the master race
>>46707260
>implying we're the real enemy
We are but your dark mirror, Paladin. Each created through a personal tragedy, a loss we cannot move on from.
We are you, but the worst has already happened; will you move on when it does? With so much left to do?
brb, reanimating T-rexes for my army.
>>46707282
Not recognizing the Illithid as the glorious masterrace they truely are!
I'm not even an Illithid, but I for one welcome our new squidly overlords with the zeal of a Japanese schoolgirl encountering these tentacled pinnacles of evolution for the first time.
>>46707327
I think you've spent a dozen too many scenarios being dominated by Illithid Psionics there, anon.
Everyone clearly knows that construct races are the true peak of efficiency.
>>46705956
>21th
It's 21st, you mongoloid.
This meme is old and busted.
>>46707315
More like chumps who couldn't stay in the game so they kick and moan for a do-over. It's like you're bowling with the bumpers up, but with life.
