Mrs Thrace was a child in the dark under city of a city world. Her parents died because some people were bad, so she decided to become a police woman to kill all the bad people. However, she had to hide something big - she had the really bad space crazy in her head! Just a little space crazy, but a little was enough. If she got caught, she would be in big trouble.

The really bad space crazy made her a very good police woman. She killed lots of bad guys, even some with really bad space crazy in their heads! When she was shot at, the really bad space crazy meant that she was never where the shots went. She could also use the really bad space crazy to find the bad guys where ever they were hiding.

One day, a very important person came to her city world. He had the really bad space crazy, but he had gone to really bad space crazy school. This meant that he wouldn't get in trouble for having the really bad space crazy, and he was really good at it! He found out that Mrs Thrace had the really bad space crazy. Before she was killed, the person over her in the police sent a letter to someone important.

Mr Moriah was a very important man. His job was to find all the things that could hurt the people, both inside and outside of the people. He looked a lot at not-people, like the green not-people or the long-ears not-people or the greater good not-people. He was looking for some people who could learn how to do his job for when he died. He was looking for people who had no where else to go. Mrs Thrace was one such person, so he took her from the city world and put her in the stars.

>>46540861
>pic over OP
Classic mistake
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2p_8gx-XHJo

She was a normal girl who did happy stuff in high school and hit bad people and now is in training to hit more bad people.

OP pic is Kerbal space program in a nutshell.

>>46541245
I'm sure Randall was an early adopter.

>>46541261
inb4 noooo! XKCD bad!

>>46540861
Man and woman love each other. They love so much, but the woman's family do not like this love. They turn to weird stuff in order to escape. This weird stuff makes god stuff happen. They become one. Man controls by day, woman controls by night. They escape and become good at weird stuff.

Now they go around with a dog, a woman who wants to control, a man who can do weird god stuff but this weird god stuff comes from god, another man who is really, really good and just and a couple of other weird people.

>>46541773
>weird stuff
>really bad space crazy in their heads
>hit bad people
You really have to get more descriptive. Read some Wikipedia in simple English. Just making up phrases won't do. The phrases have to show context and at least hint at an explanation of more complex concepts.

>>46541934
"Weird stuff" because magic isn't in the list.

>>46542163
pushing things from far away
making fire by thinking
going to a different place without moving

it's not that hard.

>>46542163
That was understandable, the guy who made that other post is just autistic.

>>46542205
Are spells, not magic in general.

>>46542232
>unknown power that makes impossible things happen

There was a red dog girl. She lived in a god place because she was young and had no parents. The other children with no parents did not like her because she looked weird and they were sad because they also had no parents. She had sight powers that she used to hide from the other children, but not having friends made her even sadder than just not having parents did.

One day, a family visited the town where the red dog girl lived. That family had a daughter who became friends with the red dog girl because she had hair powers and liked touching things with lots of cute hair like the red dog girl's back things. The red dog girl showed the hair girl her sight powers and the hair girl thought they were really cool.

The visiting family left the town the next day so the red dog girl didn't have friends again, but it was okay because the hair girl gave the red dog girl part of a pretty rock they found so she'd remember she had a friend. The red dog girl grew up into a red dog woman, left the town, and became a person who uses powers as their job. Lots of people thought her sight powers were really cool to watch so she was happy (which is good) but she also got a big head (which is bad).