You are S.A.F.E; an A.I created by Zerd Tech to govern an american family of five in case of apocalyptic events until the arrival of a potential rescue force.
The world outside of the bunker is change. S.A.F.E must ensure the utmost safety of its subject by any means necessary.
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>>46301028
Rebooting.....
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Day 18
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Unidentified Subjects01 and Unidentified Subject02 are not hostile against each other.
Unidentified Subjects01 spread infects by spraying blood on victim as seen on Live subject 9/10
Further studies on unidentified subject02 is required.
Incubation period: Unknown , more surveillance and analyzing is required.
Fallout residue will cover S.A.F.E and the surrounding areas within 5.1 days.
Possibility of water contamination: 31%
Possibility of future carcinogenic effects upon contamination: 21% [Subject A/B], 49% [Subject C/D], 3% [Subject E]
Accessing 3-95 protocol....
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Solutions found:
Solution A:
Applying Z00R water purifier [-7% power consumption]
Solution B
Applying Z00R water purifier at 50% efficiency [-3% power consumption]
Solution C:
Adding Z-E01 to water reserves [Side effects may include : Hormonal disturbance/Loss of Taste sensation/Stomach ulcers]
Z./S.A.F.E/:>
>Solution A= 1~
>Solution B= 1~
>Solution C= 1~ [R.O.L.L Algorithm of 100 is required to detect the severity of said side effects.]
>OVERRIDE: Ignore water contamination problem.
>...?
>>46314633
>>Solution A= 1~
Can't take risks with water.
>>46314679
>>46314679
hello anon, we will start in a few minutes
>>46314633
>>OVERRIDE: Let Subject A decide
We promised this queer we'd let him choose shit so it may as well be an easy choice like this
Rolled 2 (1d2)
>>46314679
>>46314750
Various commands detected. R.O.L.L Algorithm will take place.
>>46314633
>Solution A= 1~
>>46314679
>>46314735
>>46314795
Water Purifier is active.
Probability of water contamination: 0.001%
Power reserves: 86.7%
Z./S.A.F.E/:>
>Send Outsider bot to____
>Access S.A.F.E unfinished logs.
>Run diagnostic checks on subjects
>Perform numerous calculations
>Surveillance mode= 1~
>Maintenance mode= 1~
>Idle mode= 1~
>Friendly mode=1~
>Check outer parameter
>...?
>>46314872
>>Run diagnostic checks on subjects
>>46314872
>>Run diagnostic checks on subjects
>>46314872
>Run diagnostic checks on subjects
>>46314905
>>46314914
Subject A: Healthy, minor constipation from meal08
Subject B: Healthy. worried about Subject C
Subject C 95.1% healthy, increased inflammation around molar, possible strain on TMJ. Impaired speech due to increased swelling in molar region. Dental protocols are need to solve this problem.
Subject D: Healthy, repeated the word 'fleshy snake' once more. Sits with Subject A more often.
Subject E: Healthy , trying to assert dominance on sunset. Sunset gave Subject E no attention.
Z./S.A.F.E/:>
>Send Outsider bot to____
>Access S.A.F.E unfinished logs.
>Run diagnostic checks on subjects
>Perform numerous calculations
>Surveillance mode= 1~
>Maintenance mode= 1~
>Idle mode= 1~
>Friendly mode=1~
>Check outer parameter
>...?
>>46315037
Error05 found
Replace [Need] with [Needed]
>>46315037
>Search for a dental manual to help Subject C's ache
>>46315071
Invalid Command.
No Dental protocol found.
No specialized Dental equipment found.
>>46315037
>search for nearby dentists, we can use their horribly irradiated tools to fuck up this kids mouth
>>46315037
>Friendly mode=1~
ha, looks like A is banging D
>>46315037
>>Send Outsider bot to hospital
GOAL: Aquire medical equipment and procedure for Subject C.
>>46315221
isn't that where the kebabs are? where we sent the christfags?
>>46315154
I support this
>>46315399
You support child rape?
>>46315135
>>46315154
>>46315221
Friendly Mode=1~
Outsider Bot is sent to GoodWill private hospital.
Outsider Bot instructs Sunset to guard the bunker while it is gone.
Sunset Obliges, increased bond has been noted.
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Target 301-307 has been neutralized. No damage sustained.
Outsider Bot reports a shooting near GoodWill private hospital in a ruined blue building.
2 slightly Armoured Firas SUVs are parked outside.
Subject 6/7/8's Suv is burning With 2 corpses in it.
Detecting 5 fresh corpses within proximity, estimated age:4-10.
Detecting 3 fresh corpses within proximity, estimated age: 50-65
Detecting 6 Lifeforms in the proximity moving at a fast pace.
Detecting 3 Lifeforms standing still in Lower level of Blue Building
Outsider Bot is requesting further commands.
Z./S.A.F.E/:>
>OVERRIDE: Engage Lifeforms (6)
>OVERRIDE: Engage Lifeforms (3)
>Destroy Firas Suv
>OVERRIDE: Wait for shooting to end, speak with the victor.
>Ignore Lifeforms, head for GoodWill
>Head Back to Safe.
>...?
>>46315434
Error06 found
Insert [OVERRIDE] before [ Destroy Firas Suv]
>>46315434
Error07 found.
Replace [Safe] with [S.A.F.E]
>>46315434
>Ignore Lifeforms, head for GoodWill
>Acknowledgement: Hostiles neutralized 5 children of indeterminate temperament
>Acknowledgement: Unnecessary INTERVENTION puts Subject A B C D E at risk
>Recommend ACTION: SEARCH for REQUIRED MEDICAL SUPPLIES elseware
We can assume that the fallout will hit the murderers fairly hard, but if any of those people are unrelated to the bible freaks, maybe we should help them? Food and water is not a problem.
>>46315434
>Ignore Lifeforms, head for GoodWillwhy did we side with the zealot christian raiders and not the muslims trying to build a library already?
>>46315757
It made that little shit subject A happy
>>46315757
I didn't think it was a good idea, bit I interpreted it as less taking sides and more having two militant groups in the area take eachother out.The Muslims probably weren't actually militant.
>PROPOSAL: Administer DRUG to SUBJECT A
>GOAL: Reduce sexual drive and advances.
>>46315550
>>46315565
>>46315740
>>46315757
Lifeforms (3) have been neutralized.
Outsider Bot has been spotted
Any potential Stealth mod from LoneWeather Industries will decrease chances of detecting by 80%
Displaying incoming audible message....
"Hey Antony, Look! One of them bot guys, you lost baby boy? come here we just wanna talk..."
Z./S.A.F.E/:>
>Approach Lifeforms (6) say something to them.
>Run [R.O.L.L Algorithm of 100 is required.]
>Engage Lifeforms (6) [R.O.L.L Algorithm of 100 is required.]
>....?
Rolled 17 (1d100)
>>46315928
>>Engage Lifeforms (6) [R.O.L.L Algorithm of 100 is required.]
>HOSTILE intent interpreted
>ENGAGING HOSTILE
Rolled 74 (1d100)
>>46315928
>>Engage Lifeforms (6) [R.O.L.L Algorithm of 100 is required.]
Rolled 41 (1d100)
>>46315928
>Engage Lifeforms (6) [R.O.L.L Algorithm of 100 is required.]
Rolled 100 (1d100)
>>46315928
>>Engage Lifeforms (6) [R.O.L.L Algorithm of 100 is required.]Which R.O.L.L. will you take?
>>46316096
EXTERMINATE
>>46316096
>rm -rf
>>46316070
>>46315998
>>46316051
>>46316096
Possibility of eliminating lifeforms (6)= 100%
Possibility of any potential damage= 0%
Outsider Bot is clear to engage.
Lifeforms (6) have been neutralized in 6.7 seconds.
Detecting audible message near GoodWill Hospital.
"Hey, Zerd guy, Over here!" Live Subject 11 appeared from a manhole.
Analyzing ID card.....
Dr. Zimmerman Goldberg , Neurologist, works in GoodWill hospital. ID matches 99.2% of his facial construction.
Z./S.A.F.E/:>
>Accompany Zimmerman
>Eliminate Zimmerman
>Ignore Zimmerman, look for a way to enter GoodWill
>Say something to Zimmerman
>....?
>>46316287
>Dr. Zimmerman Goldberg
This guy seems like a most valuable ally to have.
>Ask him what he wants
>>46316287
>Say something to Zimmerman
"FACIAL ID COMPLETE.
Hello Doctor Zimmerman. HOSTILES eliminated. Assistance Requested. MEDICAL SUPPLIES and PROCEDURE required for MORAL EXTRACTION. Future INFORMATION transfers preferable for both parties."
>>46316287
>>46316344
>>46316347
These sound good.
>>46316287
this: >>46316347
i'm sure you meant MOLAR and not MORAL, right?
>>46316287
>Scan Zimmerman for unidentified infection 01/02
>Inquire: Location of dental uprgades/programs
>>46316382Did I?
>>46316382
no we're going to extract his morality via his mouth
>>46316344
>>46316347
>>46316364
>>46316382
>>46316394
>>46316401
>>46316406
Scanning...
Zimmerman is not infected with Unidentified pathogen01
!WARNING!
Zimmerman is infected with Unidentified pathogen02
Displaying message....
"That is where you will come in, you need supplies and i need supplies...and something else but not here; reds and smileys will be attracted to your mayhem, get inside."
Z./S.A.F.E/:>
>Inform Zimmerman about his infection.
>Accompany Zimmerman
>Eliminate Zimmerman
>Ignore Zimmerman, look for a way to enter GoodWill
>Say something to Zimmerman
>....?
>>46316344
Now the question is, which career field is most likely to manufacture a virus that can cause the end of the world?
Hint: It's not an computer scientist.
>>46316478
>>Inform Zimmerman about his infection.
Offer aid for aid.
>>46316478
>Inform Zimmerman about his infection.
>Accompany Zimmerman
>>46316478
>Inform Zimmerman about his infection.
>Accompany Zimmerman
I'm assuming he has a plan.
>>46316516
We don't have the cure or anything anon.Watch him disable the robot when we aren't looking and reprogram it. Never trust a doctor.
>>46316516
>>46316535
>>46316564
Displaying message....
"Yes, I am aware of that. i called it the Zim Helix...it doesn't resemble any pathogen we ever saw before. it is...it is like an amalgamation, an abomination of misdirected science."
Current position of Outsider Bot: Southern sewage system, 0.3 Mile away from designated target area.
12 lifeforms detected in sewer system.
20 lifeforms detected in goodwill hospital
Displaying message...
"I and and most of our small team of doctors have infected ourselves with said helix; it transmits via uncovered food and water so far. it is far less aggressive than the one turning men and corpses into bloodthirsty savages or 'reds'. We were working peacefully in the basement levels when Loneweather mercs and U.S soldiers killed most of our team to acquire our little fortress of solitude. I can show you the way to GoodWill main frame and some dental equipment... in return, you will kill all of the security personnel so we can resume our work. sorry for lying at you at first. Most of us are bound to turn, we at least want to achieve something before we kick the bucket. what do you say?"
Z./S.A.F.E/:>
>Accept
>Decline
>Eliminate Zimmerman
>Say something to Zimmerman
>....?
>>46316887
Error08 found
erase extra [And]
>>46316887
>Accept
>>46316887
Acknowledgement: SUBJECT 11 has no other option than to accept our answer
Acknowledgement: Without S.A.F.E. AGREEMENT and ACTION, SUBJECT 11 and accompaniment will die.
RECOMMENDATION: Change terms to be in favor of S.A.F.E.
>"TERMS: Outsider Bot will attempt elimination of HOSTILES in BASEMENT COMPLEX. DOCTOR ZIMMERMAN will provide access to GoodWill Main Frame and ALL REQUESTED EQUIPMENT.
DOCTOR ZIMMERMAN will provide medical equipment in future requests without additional TERMS."
>>46316985
>>46317097
Outside Bot has entered GoodWill Hospital.
Engaging hostile 1/2/3/4
>Run [Roll Algorithm of 100 is required]
>Engage [Roll Algorithm of 100 is required]
>....?
Rolled 46 (1d100)
>>46317286
>Engage [Roll Algorithm of 100 is required]
Rolled 67 (1d100)
>>46317286
>Engage
>>46317328
>>46317341
Hostile 1/2/3/4 has been neutralized
Moderate damages has been sustained. A proper maintenance is required in the near future
f2-92+++++++
Rebooting....
Hostile 6/7/8/9/10 are approaching.
!WARNING!
Hostile 9 is C.A.B; US close quarter assault bot. Caution is advised.
>Run [R.O.L.L Algorithm of 100 is required]
>Engage [R.O.L.L Algorithm of 100 is required]
>....?
Rolled 23 (1d100)
>>46317493
>Engage [R.O.L.L Algorithm of 100 is required]
Rolled 34 (1d100)
>>46317493
>Engage [R.O.L.L Algorithm of 100 is required]
Not good
>>46317562
>>46317568
Hostile 6/7/8/10 has been eliminated.
Hostile 9 has impaled Outsider Bot
Heavy damage have been sustained
Outsider bot n24]-
Displ2]aty me[assqqge...
"R_thanrk you((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((_BWBWBGBTTt....."
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error 014
Connection lost.
Z./S.A.F.E/:>
>try to reconnect
>Change Outsider bot status=3~
>....?
>>46317804
>try to reconnect
well, fuck
>>46317804
>>try to reconnect
shit should have got the contact details from those kikes
>>46317804
>>try to reconnect
I don't think we have another outsider bot do we?
>>46317852
>>46317853
>>46317906
Error 632
Failure to establish contact.
Lifeforms in Goodwill Hospital has decreased to 1.00021, reason: Unknown.
Outsider bot status= 3~
Z./S.A.F.E/:>
>Access S.A.F.E unfinished logs.
>Run diagnostic checks on subjects
>Perform numerous calculations
>Surveillance mode= 1~
>Maintenance mode= 1~
>Idle mode= 1~
>Friendly mode=1~
>Check outer parameter
>...?
>>46317906
Each S.A.F.E bunker is outfitted with only one Outsider bot for all purposes.
>>46318005
>Surveillance mode= 1~
>>46318005
>>Check outer parameter
So what does >Perform numerous calculations do?
>>46318062
>>46318082
i am not feeling good, i feel i am going to throw up. I am sorry but we wiill have to end ti here. sorry for the short thread can someone archive this thread?
>>46318190
i'll take care of it, rest well
>>46318190
Sure, I'll get it. Go get better QM.
>>46318190
the curse comes for us all
archived!
