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The questions keep rolling in like merciless tides of crude engrish crashing on the beach of your patience, blood flow slowly shutting down to your hand as Arizona crushes it tightly.
>talk please
>TALK
>use your word power girl
>are you sure she's american? so skinny
>tits too small
>yeah blonde hair is american
>she's irish
>FLAT IS JUSTICE FLAT IS JUSTICE FLAT IS JUSTICE
>Arizona: contacts or glasses?
>sing for us please
>she should wear glasses
>big tits best tits 'merica go home
>but can she bongo the kongo?
>can you sing with kongou?
>duet time!
>ROW ROW ROW YOUR BOAT: TOGETHER
>i'd row into her boathose if you know what I mean
>SING
>please talk
>she's shy!
>this isn't anime retards she's just pissed off
>SHY
>GLASSES, NOW
>so shy
>TALK TALK TALK TALK TALK
>sing kookaburra with shoukaku!
>that's a kingfisher not a crane you retard
The torrent of ribald commentary continues till Arizona steels herself - with a breath so slight you'd miss it were you not looking for it - and releases your hand. She grasps her throat gently and shakes her head, then returns to a stance suspiciously close to parade rest - cold, cool, formal.
>mute?
>broken voice?
>THE PERFECT WOMAN
>new waifu confirmed
>she's perfect wife if she also lies still OH WAIT
>I'd slam my bomb into her deck
>so moe
>MUTE MOE
>theme of next anime season confirmed
Kongou leans forward, squinting intently - trying to fish out a new question instead of crass follow-ups to the last one. “HEY ARIZONA ARE YOU-” she pauses, scanning - “STILLANGRYABOUTPEARLHARBooooh *dess it,*” Kongou trails off.
Arizona fixes the webcam with an icy glare... and then lets it melt into a sunny smile. She releases your hand to wave away any concerns. As you flex your hand behind your leg to work blood back into it, she throws an arm around Kongou companionably.
“SEE!?” Kongou says, throwing up the V sign. “I'm her sempai NNOW-” Arizona's slipped her arm up and caught the loud girl in a firm headlock. Winking at the camera, she applies a vigorous noogie to Kongou as the Japanese shipgirl flails about - “NO DESS BUENO!” - giving the internet some tantalizing glimpses up her shirt in the swirls of silk.
>oh my god she is best waifu
>RELEASE THE DESS OR THERE WILL BE CONSEQUENCES
>fags with shitty waifus btfo
>GAIJIN RELEASE KONGOU OR WE KILL
>die in a fire thank you
>ADMIRAL GOTO WORST PRODUCER ADMIRAL SETTLE BEST PRODUCER
>who is your favorite im@s admirals?
>what does that even mean
>kongou's still stronger
>ambush tactics nice
> “ambush tactics” THE FUCKING IRONY
>fuck you white boy
>btfo lmao gg
>TWO BOMBS WEREN'T ENOUGH
>admiral goto ever fought a battle?
>SETTLE HOW MANY ABYSSALS DID YOU SINK AT LA
>settle: did they cover up losses at LA how bad was it
> “TWO BOMBS” actually it only took one to the magazine LOL
Arrived for this one
Goto sighs ever so slightly - the window of opportunity has passed. Now shutting down the stream will just make it a bigger phenomena, Verboten By The Authorities, which carries about ten times the weight with ten times worse a class of people in Japan than it does anywhere else - the video will be promulgated by otaku exclusively, burned to DVD and immortalized in awful memes. Much like Hell or the Marines mess, the only way out is through. Giving the screen a lidded-eyed look, he searches for another discussion topic. “So, Settle - what's your favorite idolmaster?”
You stoneface the camera. “No comment.”
“Okay. For me-” he squints. “No, I am not married.” Another squint. “Dating lives?” He puts on a Very Formal expression and regards the camera squarely. “I will only observe that the US Navy went almost twenty years without a long-range anti-surface weapon for their primary surface combatant.”
“My Higgins was a Flight II boat,” you return levelly, “equipped with eight RGM-84 anti-ship cruise missiles in a pair of four-tube angled launchers amidships.”
“Harpoons are for whales, Admiral Settle.”
You nod sagely, closing your eyes. “Nobody knows more about whale hunting than the Japanese, it is true.”
>vote: freeform. POST MORE QUESTIONS.
>in-universe things to consider: Settle has some fame from The Battle of LA, every otaku in creation currently sees Goto as a real-life Producer-san and the Flat Chest Leauge is already turning out to back Arizona as the dark-horse candidate against Kongou
>additional note: every bad argument/troll you have ever seen directed at US technology is probably present in force here
>P.S.S: 4chan has arrived in low numbers
>>46273260
>>46273260
>noogie
Arizona the ambush specialist? This is new.
>>46273260
>NO DESS BUENO
Pfffffft
>>46273254
ITS TIME
SETTLE SHIT TASTE IN 2HU CONFIRMED
>>46273304
keine
lewds
when
>>46273341talk shit get hit
>>46273304
>Arizona, Kongo, what do you think of carriers?
REMINDER NAKA IS BEST GIRL
>>46273304
>what do you think of Iowa?
>Would you like more standard types to fight with you?
>HIRYUUU FUCKING WHEREEEEE
>>46273341
>IMBLYIGN
>>46273254
>>this isn't anime retards she's just pissed off
>>46273260
>“NO DESS BUENO!”
This has been a beautiful venting
>>46273304
>“Nobody knows more about whale hunting than the Japanese, it is true.”
>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
>MORE LIKE AMERICAN LANDWHALE
>SHOW US YOUR TITS
>FUCK THAT SHOW US YOUR GUNS
>wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
>[some poor innocent sap asking a normal question, whisked away instantly in the tide]
>ARIZONA-CHAN'S BELT IS THICKER THAN DESS
>[more incomprehensible emote spam]
>>46273304
>Arizona, what is your favorite thing about Japan?
>Do you have any hobbies?
>>46273365
Surprise Naka interrupt?
She could totally own the show.
>>46273360
w o w
>>46273304
If you could do anything different, would you?
>>46273304
Marines still have Dept. of Navy on their paychecks?
>>46273254
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE LCS?
>>46273304
>WHEN IS NAKA'S NEXT CONCERT?
>IS SHE SINGLE?
>HOW MANY ABYSSALS HAVE YOU KILLED WITH YOUR SWORD, SETTLE?
>>46273304
Is it true you have a fish bowl on your cane?
>>46273392
>Motorcycle Tengu patrol
>Implying it's a bad thing
*sssssip*
>Kongou, did you know that Starbucks will put espresso in your tea for you? Its called a Dirty Chai. You'd like it.
I'm going to catch hell for this. But that sounds like a future-me problem.
*sssssssssip*
>>46273254
7.62 OR 5.56?
Kongou what do you think about the japan of now, as compared to the Japan you were born into and the Japan in the Second World War?
>>46273304
>Just how shitty IS the LCS, anyway, Settle? Give it to us straight--you're a war hero, they can't do anything to you!
>Hey, Goto, why the hell did I see F-35s flying into Yokosuka last week? You Japs hidin' something?
>Admiral Settle, I am a local businessman, and I wish to report that your PT corgis keep leaving "sea mines" on my doorstep every morning. Please make this stop before I am forced to... escalate matters.
>REEEEEEEEEEEE 2CH GET OUT
>*no question, just goatse.jpg*
I wanna troll so hard but I... can't think of a damn thing... I'm clearly not drunk enough, damn it!
To all the faggots who are yelling that making plans to refit Tats while she’s bedridden is bad and we should just let fap angle lead us by the nose: Quests are a two way street you morons. Planefag isn’t some iron fisted dictator with adamantine rails, we get plenty of opportunities for write ins precisely because sometimes, just sometimes some anons have good ideas.
>>46273304
> To both adm. Personal fav way to handle stress sirs?
>>46273403
>coastal ship
>missiles have huge ranges, so going near the coast is irrelevant and only makes you a target for superior Chinese anti-ship missiles
Let's just bring back Battleships and strap a bunch of missiles to them. We don't need destroyers or frigates anymore.
>>46273304
>gachiGasm HOW ABOUT THAT LEATHER BOY gachiGasm
>I WANT TO TOUCH HAMPS BUTT
>Can I have my car back?
>DESS WHATS YOUR FAVORITE MEME
>How does a shipgirl refuel at sea?
>Do shipgirls have metal in there bodies?
>>46273422
He means Liberal Crime Squad
>>46273438
>>46273304
>KEINE LEWDS WHEN
>something something F-35
>DO YOU FEAR THE LONG DONG
>Going from a destroyer to a battleship is a hell of a trade nice m8
>Is it true you've sucked like, fifty dicks?
>>46273459
that game fucking rules
>>46273304
Which ship would have won in a fight, Iowa or Yamato?
>>46273413
Eventually, no, FUCKING NONE COS HE'S A FUCKING PUSSY.
>>46273304
Why hasn't the US been summoning back their Kanmusu? They had a huge-ass Navy, surely they have the resources to do so.
>>46273395
BURN IT ALL DOWN.
>>46273304
WHO WAS THE CRAZY YANKEE WITH YOU AND SHOUKAKU
>>46273304
>Do battleship guns use magazines or clips?
>>CLIPS
>>CLIPS
>>CLIPS
>>clips
>>CLIPS
>>46273260
>NO DESS BUENO!
I BET YOU'RE REALLY PROUD OF THAT ONE YOU SUMBITCH
>>46273477
>Which ship would have won in a fight, Iowa or Yamato?
anon is on fucking point tonight
So much dess.
>>46273462
... how do you fuck up that badly?
>>46273477
Iowa would rip Yamato's pagoda out
>>46273304
>You're a big guy
>>46273477
Sammy.
>>46273304
Who would win in a fight, Arizona or Nagato?
>>46273508
Boots
Also they're more familiar with spellcards anyway.
>>46273304
>IS SETTLE REALLY A BIG GUY?
>DOES GOTO SECRETLY WEAR THE MASK?
>TELL ME ABOUT SHOUKAKU, WHAT DOES SHE THINK OF SETTLE?
>HAS SETTLE AND GOTO STARTED THE FIRE?
>>46273304
YANKEETOKU IS THE CRAZY MARINE YOUR BOYFRIEND
>>46273484
>Well, they scrapped a lot of hulls after the war- figure a lot of them probably didn't like that sort of ignominious end. Maybe they just don't want to come back?
>>46273304
Are either of you willing to do the ice bucket challenge?
Have either of you thought of competing in the Olympics once the wars over?
>>46273304
>SHIPGIRLS ARE A USELESS WASTE OF FUNDS THAT GET GOOD MEN KILLED, WE SHOULD REPLACE THEM WITH PONTOON AEROGAVINS
>>46273304
>Why has humanity basically enslaved ships for thousands of years? Is it ethical to continue to use ships now that we know they're sentient beings?
Arizona when Pennsylvania shows up what are you going to do?
>>46273304
If Sammy is there, what's it like being around the ship responsible for sinking you? Could Samar have gone differently?
>>46273304
IF YOU ARE SHIPS DOES THAT MEAN YOU ARE FULL OF SEAMEN
>>46273304
>WRESTLE
>the girls or the admirals?
>BOTH
>>46273510
Bend her over a DESS and give her a big one from behind with a strap on you mean?
>>46273536
>>46273535
>Boots
Didn't need to say anymore than that. Like that time I got brought a bunch of 12 gauge needles instead of 26 gauge needles. Like they dont event fit on this kind of syringe, how the fuck did you screw up that badly?
>>46273304
>Thoughts on the video the Enterprise posted online?
>>46273304
IS THERE A CREW INSIDE OF YOUbtw planefag does the public know of fairies
>>46273304
What is the largest number of donuts you've ate in one sitting Arizona?
>>46273473
Speaking of
>>46273304
>I may not be Fred Flinstone, but I can make your bed rock
>If you were a phaser, you'd be set to stunning
>Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
>>46273304
>Settle did you fuck the Shokaku like America fucked Japan?
>or did you bomb Arizona's Harbor?
>Do Ship girls can make babies, if so SHOW US! We won't believ you other wise.
>Arizona why is your frontal armor less then a battlecruiser?
>>46273304
>WHERE'S HORNET
>>46273304
>to shipgirls; do you have crews? How do you load seamen?
(Because, if I remember right, fairies are still super-secret. That'd make a fun reveal.)
>>46273585
>Like that time I got brought a bunch of 12 gauge needles instead of 26 gauge needles
>>46273304
To Arizona,
Do you even lift?
>>46273304
>When Taihō farts does fire come out?
>>46273304
YAMATO WHEN YOU SHITTY ADMIRAL
>>46273304
>Is Harder a reverse trap?
>>46273304
SHERMAN WORST TANK REMOVE SHERMAN REPLACE WITH TIGER
>>46273304
>F-35 a shit it lose stealth to fire weapons
>>46273304
>WHY HAVEN'T YOU BEEN USING ISE AND HYUUGA MORE THEIR AVIATION REFITS WERE BRILLIANT
IS KAGA SIIIIIINGLE?
>>46273656
FUCK YOU, SHERMANS BEAT TIGERS IN MOST ENGAGEMENTS
GERMANY HAS NEVER MADE A GOOD TANK
So guys how are we going to spin this to the CNO?
Trying to create a more positive image for the the SPOOKY ship girls?
>>46273304
Give Reppu
>>46273304
>P.S.S: 4chan has arrived in low numbers
>Shit is engaging fan
Whats it like to be full of seamen?
Do you remember being steal ships?
How much butt stuff did people get up to inside you?
What's it like to know all your old crew are dead and there's nothing you could have done to save them?
>>46273304
>WHY ARE WARCRIMES SO CUTE WHAT IS WRONG WITH GOD
>>46273656
>german tonks
F I N A L D R I V E
>>46273677
Kongo got a webcam.
We couldn't SHUT IT DOWN in time.
You know, like a LOT of stupid shit performed by a LOT of dumb enlisted personnel and officers throughout time.
>>46273431
You monster.
>>46273395
TBF they did have a major carrier op following that BB brawl this week, so curiosity as to how the two classes get along is to be expected.
It's still insensitive as fuck to ask Ari, but this is the internet we're talking about.
>>46273304
> Shoukaku where?
> I'm so hungry I could eat my mousemat, how do you prep these rations tasty?
> Sea life best life, true?
> Are all US Battleships so cute?
> Most amusing creeper deterrent you've seen?
> Does having more horsepower make you better at armwrestling?
>>46273304
Aside from Kanmusu, what has been the weirdest experience of your Naval careers? Either Admiral.
>>46273304
DOES I-8 REMEMBER WHAT SHE DID TO THOSE PEOPLE
>>46273304
IF I TAKE OFF THAT THING ON HER HEAD, WILL KONGOU DIE?
>>46273677
We're not, we're going to admit it was a mistake and move on.
>>46273304
>Settle Jap Killer! Show Slay Kongou with your Sword!
>>46273304
Hows it feel to be utterly replaceable?
>THE RETURN OF OUR GLORIOUS NAVY MEANS WE SHOULD GET RID OF UGLY GAIJIN. GO AWAY AMERICAN FILTH, WE DON'T NEED YOU!
>>46273544
I figure the Crossroads hulls likely share that opinion. With a side of PTSD.
>>46273677
Probably our best bet at justifying it at this point.
Maybe use Kongo's webcamming as another way to humanize the ship-girls and have her do a show every week or two.
Dixie better than yankee.
>>46273717
THIS
DEATH TO AMERICAN SCUM
RETURN KOREA AND TAIWAN TO RIGHTFUL OWNERS
>>46273304
Is arashi there and if so, SCREW HER FOR LOSING THE WAR FOR JAPAN AT MIDWAY!
>>46273304
ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ
>>46273304
>>46273304
>WHAT DOES HAVING A FUNCTIONING VAGINA FEEL LIKE AFTER BEING DEAD FOR HALF-A-CENTURY
>PLEASE RESPOND
>>46273260
Hey, Ari! Tell us about the Blackie Incident!
TRUMP 2020 MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
AGAIN
>>46273304
fufufu, kowa?
>>46273743
Japan lost the war on December 7th, faggot.
>>46273254
US RADAR MASTER RACE!
FUCK BUORDS
>>46273304
>WHY ARE BURGER BOATS CUTE
>REDDIT GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Are all US battleship flat?
>What happened at sundai?
>>46273732
>Maybe use Kongo's webcamming as another way to humanize the ship-girls and have her do a show every week or two.
I like this.
>>46273304
>Goto: I was raped by one of your submarines and the JMSDF won't listen to me. Where do I go to file a complaint?
>>46273759
>>46273304
I'd actually like this question answered in a less lewd context.
What is it like for ships to go from metal to flesh? How does it feel to breath air and need to eat?
>>46273736
lolwut? Is that a real thing? 100% seriously?
>>46273304
What does Taihou's farts smell like?
>>46273777
With appropriate screening, of course.
>>46273304
>Do the carriers have favorite planes.
>Who pilots the carrier planes.
>Can you launch amphibious assaults.
>Kongou would you make out with your sisters.
>Kongou would you give me Hiei
>Kongou would you give me Haruna
>Kongou would you give me Kirishima
>Is Haruna really daijobu
>What's with Kirishima and microphones anyways
>>46273304
>Having done some research, I have discovered that light Infantry is cable of destroying everything due to Missiles. Light infantry is cable of traveling huge distances in hostile terrain and doesn't require large supply lines unlike tanks and other ground forces . It is very versatile cable of destroying everything from tanks to aircraft due to vast variety of weapons they often wield and have been marginalized in recent years due to pressure from corrupt lobbyist and defense contractors. The Us military recognizing their importance has been vastly expanding theire size since they are in active combat. They are cable of destroying tanks using ATGM and TOW's rendering tanks expensive glass cannon. They are also cable of storming building using javelin missiles and suppressive fire making them very useful COIN warfare and can destroy air craft using stingers letting them do everything
I've already triggered one weapons expert with this.
>LCS is shit
>Zumwalt is shit
>Dong-Feng age of carrier is over
>Arizona... Why do you not sing for us? Are we unworthy?
And because I just know orbitfag would be somewhere around here
>nuclear-powered destroyers/cruisers/battleships when
>mass-implemented railguns when
>lasers when
>SSTO heavy-lift transport ships when
>>46273304
>Why has nobody done the Sharpie test yet?
>HAS OUR GLORIOUS YAMATO COME BACK YET? DON'T LIE, WE ALL KNOW GOTO IS IN BED WITH THE AMERICAN SCUM!
>>46273304
> to girls; any of you met old survivors from your original crews? If yes, how'd that go?
>>46273777
If it was in a controlled context, it'd probably be fine.
Maybe have shipgirl news and lifestyle tips, along with shipgirls preforming a song or a little skit afterwards.
Might be good for morale, as well as PR.
>>46273304
>P.S.S: 4chan has arrived in low numbers
>come on 4chan represent cruelty
Do you ever sit around and talk about old war crimes?
What's it like being the Nazi Germany of Asia?
So I heard you like to watch sailors drown!
>>46273777
Plus, it has the bonus of being able to be done on base in semi-controlled conditions, unlike a lot of PR stuff.
>>46273304
WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH SHOKAKU BEING A SHIP WITH AN F-18 ON IT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING GAIJIN GET FILTHY HORNET OFF OF PURE CARRIER WAIFU DECK
>>46273820
Japan did not commit war crimes, gaijin.
We remember Dresden and Hiroshima.
>>46273455
>firing cruise missiles at a US fleet
list of things nobody does twice
1. that
>>46273304
>How much do you remember?
>>46273831
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
MY WAIFU IS PURE GIRL
DO NOT CLAIM THAT NAKA IS NOT PURE VIRGIN
>>46273554
Oh hello Abyssal buddy.
>captcha is planes
>>46273832
Bataan, Nanjing, and Unit 731 would disagree.
>>46273304
Which Successor State is the best in the Inner Sphere?
what's so special about ships that only they come back? show us the coastal defence battery titties! the seaport titties! lighthouse's mighty swinging donger!
>>46273304
Didn't the Navy find a prostitute on the USS Arizona once?
>>46273874
I am not abyssal. I am simply a concerned citizen.
>>46273832
Lol dirty Japs don't know their own history! Go back to you rape huts then torture some POWs and maybe you'll be less butthurt!
>>46273832
Forgot about Nagasaki though, huh?
4chan represent!
>Whats it like at the bottom of the sea?
>Did you hear the screams as you sank?
>Arizona, do you have your admirals ring?
>>46273304
Kongou,How does the Japan of Now Compare torward the Japan of when you were born and the Japan of the Pacific War?
>>46273811
I mean, Arizona's first human contact was one of her old crew.
>>46273844
>>46273883
GIVE US THE TERROR OF THE BAGGER 288
>>46273304
HELLO AMERICAN FRIEND I FROM MALAYSIA THANK YOU FOR COME WITH SHIP HOUSTON TO SAVE US
>>46273900
I always wondered where Arizona's ring was.
Is it on her finger?
>>46273304
P1500 MONSTER VS NAKA WHO WINS
>>46273666
I got you.
They're busy.
Very busy.
Don't fucking ask doing what.
>>46273900
Arizona precedes to take Settle and Gotos rings...
>>46273915
Somewhere on her skull, going by weird shipgirl analogues
REMINDER ABYSSALS HATE MANKIND FOR POLLUTING THE OCEAN
>>46273785
This is important. I wish to know this information too.
'Cause next time I'm breaking out the hedgehogs.
>>46273939
Abyssals are the pollution monster from Fern Gulley?
>>46273883
WHERE IS HORDE OF SHERMANS AND SOVIET T-34S TO TERRORIZE ABYSSAL LAND INVADERS
>>46273935
Teaching you how to use a naval cannon?
>>46273935
WHEN WILL WE SEE THE A10 BACK IN ACTION? SEND THE ABYSSAL RUNNING WITH ITS 25MM GUN RAPE.
>>46273304
Is tone there, and if so, does she remember when her Captain drowned 85 POWs? Kongo, do you remember anything from when you sank? Of all the men who died with you?
>>46273304
>P.S.S: 4chan has arrived in low numbers
How much of the base did you fuck to break in those new bodies of yours?
>>46273831
Akagi not Shoukaku
>You should all have a dance party!
>What the fuck is dess?
>>46273304
>POI POI POI POI POI POI POI
>When you release torpedoes does it feel like pooping?
>GONNA DRAW DOUJIN OF ARIZONA/DESS NOW.
>HAVE FACELESS MEN BLOW THERE LOADS ON ARIZONA'S FACE TWICE
>>46273935
Sounds like their getting...BIZZAY!
Don't pretend you didn't walk right into that one.
>>46273957
SLIME BENEATH ME
MMMMM
SLIME UP ABOVE
OH YOU'LL LOVE MY
AH AH AH
TOXIC LOVE
>>46273304
ARIZONA, POLLUTING OUR OCEAN
YOU ARE AN ECO TERRORIST
IT SHAMES OUR GREAT NATION
>>46273304
Is Kisaragi there? How does she fit into a pineapple?
Hey guys what's going on in he-
>Reads the questions.
Will Takao and Atago show up or they are just too sexual for this?
>>46273975
We're dealing with retarded internet basement dwellers, not everyone knows this and just want to shitpost filthy gaijins to take their hands off pure japanese boat waifus
>>46273304
Do your crews come back to you when they die? If one served on a naval ship, are they fated to serve for eternity when they die?
>>46273966
Actually that was her Admiral who order her captain to do that. The captain actually try to weasel a way out of it.
>>46273304
>What was it like seeing your last crew member Arizona?
>>46273991
play division with me you neeerrrrdddddd
>>46273991
If this doesn't make Kongo feel at least a little blue, I don't know what will.
>>46273991
So true.
>>46273992
They already have. Look up the battle of the Bonin island threads.
>>46273906
You've broken me, anon. I can't see the screen anymore, laughing so hard.
Fucking putting this into my sig.
>>46273987
Fuck Greenpeace! AMERICA DOES NOT NEGOTIATE WITH TERRORISTS!
>>46273907
THE BAGGER 288 CONTAINS AN ARTIFICIAL MIND
THAT MIND IS FULL OF HATE
When did Arizona meet a member of her Crew?
>>46274030
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>46273987
Didn't the Abyssals sink Greenpeace in LA?
![d7a80ce4f3cb663f1576c05fd2246fba[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/awqEfhg.jpg "d7a80ce4f3cb663f1576c05fd2246fba[1].jpg")
>>46273889
They did, look up Madeline Blair.
>What's your opinion on global warming, abortion, child labor, and immigration?
>>46273991
Agreed when do we get this meta horseshit over with?
>>46274050
Yes, and the Sea Shepard came back as a hippie abyssal.
>>46273304
B-52 TO THE 40TH MILLENNIUM
>>46273304
Have you met any of your old crew and if so, how did they react to you?
>>46274043
Literally right after she appeared.
She showed up next to her corpse and waited. Her last survivor arrived, had a megaphone, and told her to report to the next open berth
>>46273983
That was fucking retarded and I hope you feel like dogshit.
>>46274067
This post carries the full authority of THE EMPRAH
>>46274050
Don't think so, the ship was close to the harbor mouth not open sea. The last I remember about it without looking it up was Hate boarding it and about to detain the passengers and crew before the abyssals showed up and he left.
>>46273304
Arizona and Kongo you to should Lez out for the camera! Nothing bad can come from it!
(why do I keep getting food captcha? is the internet trying to tell me something?)
>>46273997
If there is one thing you should not underestimate, it is the level of OCD crazy that some people have.
Even if somebody had said Shoukaku, the chat would suddenly pop up with
>Akagi
>akagi
>akagi dumbfuck
>Akagi
>dont you dare mistake my waifu to that stupid bitch got herself sunk
>one bomb wonder
>fuck you
>Akagi
Hell, I've memorized all the capitals within a week of stumbling across this series. And I'm nowhere near as devoted as some people are.
>>46274087
Well a Devil Dog would know about dogshit, wouldn't they.
>>46273304
Is Sammy there? Can we talk to the little Hellion? What was Samar like?
>>46274133
top bantz
>>46274050
The Rainbow Warrior took a couple of 10" shells during LA. No idea if it sank or not.
>>46273304
LASER EQUIPPED SHIPGIRLS WHEN?
>>46274148
And there was much rejoicing.
>>46274133
Speaking of dogs, I know a number of the PT corgis got hurt in that last fight. Who's taking care of them and how are they doing it?
BUT WHERE DID ESSEX RUN OFF TO?
>>46274124
This is so /k/ it hurts.
>>46274150
SHIPGIRL EQUIPPED SHIPGIRLS WHEN?
>>46274067
>110mm nose-mounted rotary cannon
>2x 120mm ventral-mounted retractable cannons capable of rotating 90 degrees
>SSTO capable
>stupid fuckhuge bomb bay
>only four missile hardpoints
>>46273304
What is the best battleship ever and why is it Bismark?
>>46273304
hey kongou. hirohito's admission of not being god emprah, or charles prince of wales' abdication because his bitch was cray, which do you think was the bigger disappointment?
>>46274180
Because she's prussian.
>>46274157
Yay.
>>46274176
But how many Sidewinders can it carry?
>>46274167
You raise a scary good point.
>>46274198
>sidewinders
>relevant
>>46274180
>>46274133
Oh wow. you sure told me. Gee fucking whiz, how will i ever live with myself. I may as well end it all now so I don't have to live my life knowing i got fucking styled on so hard.
When's planefag gonna stop using the thread as a content creator and actually post?
>>46273304
How many millions in damages has Willie Dee done to the base since arriving?
>>46274167
FUCK! FUCKFUCKFUCK!!!
A loose Essex might be as bad as Sammy and Wille combined.
>>46274202
Missed you last thread. Have a chunni.
Reminder that the current Emperor of Japan is 7 years older than Yamato and therefore qualifies for big brother status to her
>>46274232
Imagine Essex finds Willie...
>>46274220
When we ask the right questions or make the right flames
>>46274198
>>46274207
>How Many JSOWs can you fit in a B-52
>>46274150
Ahaahaha fuckin, that picture, just, yeah
Great questions guys, I've been writing constantly, I think I might put this up without a vote because an update is due
>>46274239
Hmmmm, I can dig it.
>>46274232
The bad thing is that Sammy probably caused more in damages then Willie has...
>>46274245
Essex finds Sammy.
>>46274124
>/k/
>not a single declaration of 'mechs vs tanks'
>not a single mention of 'Sherman vs Tiger'
>not a single mention of 'F-35 is shit'
>not a single mention of 'super power armor infantry > everything else'
>not a single mention of 'carrier is over' (though the 'one bomb wonder' could fit as such)
>not a single mention of 'LCS is shit'
>not a single mention of 'tank has gone way of battleship'
yeah, maximum /k/ here, right.
>>46274239
RIP
>>46274245
>>46274263
> What is better AP or HE. explain
> Why don't you take over the world
> Warships or Steel ocean
>>46273304
where's my granpa
they said he was on the arizona
i wanna talk to granpa
>>46274263
That would mean Essex would appear right outside of the room, look in, see us, and come barging in demanding what the hell is going on in her horrid MEMEspeak
>>46274170
>>46274267
See above, fuck replied to wrong post.
>>46274267
And this right here proves that all of the shitposting in KCQ is from fucking /a/.
>>46273304
>Can jet fuel melt steel beams? I wasn't sure and wanted to hear from an expert.
>>46273304
>Sealion sound file post
>poi
>Air superiority when?
>What's Iowa doing?
>poi
>greece pay debts
>poi
>How do you feel about missiles vs guns?
>>46274278
Nah, it's gonna be Yamato, thus transitioning from comedic relief into serious situation in true planefag fashion.
Remember, Hate was hollering about her driving to come pick him up from this disaster last thread.
>>46274278
And it will be glorious!
>Baneposting
The Fire rises, and never fails.
>>46274274
The fuck is that from?
>>46274274
>>46274299
Didn't need to melt them, just weaken the crystal structure so it couldn't carry the load.
Why do people keep focusing on the melting point when the beams would have failed long before that.
>>46274329
Porco Rosso.
>>46274329
Porco Rosso. It's a ghibli movie
>>46274329
Only the best inter-war film ever made.
>>46274341
know of it, but never saw it, so had no context for the clip
>For Arizona and Kongo - if you could design a battleship, what would you make?
>>46274362
>Lesbians get OOOOUUUUUUUTTTT!
>>46273304
Are there any ships from this guy's age?
>>46274362
A 33 knot Montana with 18"
Captcha is boats...
So apparently Planefag is having horse-related issues. Y'all converse amongst yourselves, I guess, till it gets sorted.
>>46274198
>only four missile hardpoints
Well, gee, that was easy. Unless you mean storing them in the bomb bay, in which case...
>Length: 64.1 meters
>Width: 75 meters
>Height: 12.9 meters
I dunno. Probably more in the dedicated bomber version, which 'only' has a pair of 50mm autocannons, but a larger bomb bay.
Oh, yeah, and dual nuclear fusion powerplants. So not anywhere near our current level of technology, unless Lockheed-Martin is not in fact bullshitting us regarding their fusion reactor R+D.
>>46273304
For settle: Is there anything mission critical that you're forgetting to have your minions do?
>>46274414
>horse
Explain?
>>46274414
Well alrighty then
>>46274414
>horse-related issues
>>46274414
Giddyup
Giddyup
Giddyup
>>46274414
The fuck does 'horse-related issues' mean?
>>46274414
Can't believe he watches MLP.
>>46274414
Don't tell me it's Cowpens
>>46274449
exact words were, quoting:
"PONY ESCAPED EMERGENCY EXIT INFORM THREAD" end quote.
I'm assuming when it's sorted out he'll be back, but no ETA on that.
