The question hangs heavy between you.
It's a pretty good damned question.
“... Graf Spee,” you say quietly. “The heavy cruiser they named after him. She got screwed over in almost the same damn spot, by the same enemy.” You shake your head. “That was always one of my favorite ships when I was growing up... dunno why, just had a soft spot for her. Liked the concept - pocket battleship, eleven inch guns - even the way she waged that final battle, three against one. That twist of fate...” you sigh. “Maybe it was too much.”
“Fate,” Hate states into the gloom, his diction sermon-heavy. “You ever think much about Fate, Skipper?”
You pause, nonplussed. “Not in as many words.”
“You know what's in my will, right?”
“Yeah. Float you out in full battle-rattle on a longboat, have a Hate-be-que to send you off.”
He gives you a lopsided grin, but there's no heart behind it. “Yeah. It *is* more than just a gimmick to me, though.”
“I can see the appeal in holding out for smoking-hot angel-babes to carry one off to valhalla after the final showdown,” you reply, “but if you try telling me things are already written I'm going to quote Lawrence of Arabia at you.”
“Not for us,” Hate replies. “But... maybe for them.” He nods at Tatsuta. “What happened to the Graf Spee is... well, it's one thing. But last night. Last night was another. The Andau, Settle.”
“... what about her?”
“The Sunda Straight is, what - seventy miles from where the Edsall was sunk?”
An unsettling itch creeps up your back. “So?”
>>46213120
FIRST
“What are the chances?” Hate asks you. “An obsolete, worn-out ship - smaller than modern examples of her class, even - showing up at the last second to launch a defiant torpedo attack? Christ, skipper, most ships don't even *carry* twenty-one inch tubes anymore - anywhere. Really... what were the chances?”
You bite your lip, not sure how to answer that.
“... I'm sorry, by the way.”
“... what did you just say?” you ask, not quite sure you heard right.
“I'm apologizing, fuckface,” Hate replies with a little heat. “There, do you recognize me again?”
“Much better.”
He snorts. “That thing I said about fraternization-” he glances down at his lap, where Tenryuu is still fast asleep, and sighs. “I thought you were doing that pussy shit, that - that -” he snaps his fingers a few times, tapping his head with his knuckles - “that papa bear shit.”
“You mean I shouldn't?” you reply, your voice deadly calm.
He meets your gaze steadily. “I didn't know we'd see it the same way, skipper. I didn't know we'd both be *pissed off.*”
Another of those silences rolls through the room.
“There's something *about* them, isn't there?” Hate says softly. “Something that cuts right to the nerve, right to the *core.* They're not killing for personal gain, or survival, or because someone's asking them to - not anymore. They're killing out of a grudge. They're killing for the *fun* of it.”
Hate has stopped swearing - and that makes you start to sweat.
“I wanted back into the fight,” Hate continues. “Wanted back in to finish what I started. To be what I'm meant to be. That part, I can get.” He looks down at Tenryuu - the gauze over eyes is wet, and she seems to be shivering a little - weeping in her sleep. “But these... *things,*” he mutters, the word dripping from his lips with disgust, “aren't interested in that. I'm not just a Marine. I'm a United States Marine. I'm supposed to die defending everything good and just in this world. But abyssals, they've got power, and they just want to flex it. Like a little boy pulling the wings off a fly, just because he can.”
Hate closes his eyes.
“They have no creed,” Hate says quietly, “beyond themselves. They have no conviction, beyond selfish glee. They're smart enough to know, too. They just don't give a fuck.” His eyes open, fixed on a point past the far wall. “I'm sure they all have their reasons. Bitter fates included. But I know what fate awaits betrayers and kin-slayers. And I'll see that they find it.”
Hate's voice is like DC current; simple, steady and carrying a numbing shock when it touches you. A direct feed to something deeper, something darker, something fell and familiar.
Very, very familiar.
“You want to talk to them?”
And like that, the spell is broken. “Wait, what?”
“Talk to them,” Hate sighs. “Fucking brass hats - you forget to have your aide yank your pull-string today? Fuck.”
“Uh, I... yeah,” you say stupidly. “Yeah, just-”
“Just one,” Hate informs you. “Tenryuu - got herself so worked up, just-” he shakes his head. “They need to not be talking to one another right now, okay?”
[ ] Tatsuta. You've been in her place - you know what to say, better than anyone, and it looks like Hate already saw to Tenryuu.
[ ] Tenryuu. Tatsuta is cooler than an eskimo's ass, but Tenryuu might not do so well without the support of her sister.
>>46213178
>[X] Tatsuta. You've been in her place - you know what to say, better than anyone, and it looks like Hate already saw to Tenryuu.
>>46213178
>[X] Tenryuu. Tatsuta is cooler than an eskimo's ass, but Tenryuu might not do so well without the support of her sister.
>>46213178
>[X] Tatsuta. You've been in her place - you know what to say, better than anyone, and it looks like Hate already saw to Tenryuu.
>>46213178
>[X] Tenryuu. Tatsuta is cooler than an eskimo's ass, but Tenryuu might not do so well without the support of her sister.
Tats is fucking OUT, lets talk to Tenryuu. We could even talk about SWORDS
So wait Planefag hated what Navy and his ilk did SOOOOO much that he made all of the Nazibotes evil now?
Fucking why?
>>46213178
>>[X] Tatsuta. You've been in her place - you know what to say, better than anyone, and it looks like Hate already saw to Tenryuu.
>>46213178
>[ ] Tatsuta. You've been in her place - you know what to say, better than anyone, and it looks like Hate already saw to Tenryuu.
>>46213178
>[ ] Tatsuta. You've been in her place - you know what to say, better than anyone, and it looks like Hate already saw to Tenryuu.
>>46213178
>[ ] Tenryuu. Tatsuta is cooler than an eskimo's ass, but Tenryuu might not do so well without the support of her sister.
She needs the support. She relies a lot on her sister, much as she wants to deny it, and we could probably be a good whipping boy of sorts for her to vent.
>>46213178
>[x] Tatsuta. You've been in her place - you know what to say, better than anyone, and it looks like Hate already saw to Tenryuu.
And that's how it starts. The fever, the rage... that turns good people cruel
>>46213219
We only know about the SMS Scharnhorst and Gneisenau.
I'm willing to chalk it up to coincidence.
>>46213178
>[X] Tenryuu. Tatsuta is cooler than an eskimo's ass, but Tenryuu might not do so well without the support of her sister.
>>46213219
You're adorable.
>>46213219
Not Nazi boats. Original SMS Scharnhorst and Gneisenau from WWI.
>>46213178
>[ ] Tatsuta. You've been in her place - you know what to say, better than anyone, and it looks like Hate already saw to Tenryuu.
>>46212917
Somehow try to get one of the "Logistics" suits, and just try to weld on as much armour as possible.
I mean, that's how I imagine most people would react when they find powered exoskeletons.
>>46213120
>“I can see the appeal in holding out for smoking-hot angel-babes to carry one off to valhalla after the final showdown,”
Isn't this literally what shipgirls are? Valhalla and valkyries, all wrapped in one?
>>46213178
>[X] Tatsuta. You've been in her place - you know what to say, better than anyone, and it looks like Hate already saw to Tenryuu.
Let's try to help the one not claimed by hate.
>>46213178
>[x] Tatsuta. You've been in her place - you know what to say, better than anyone, and it looks like Hate already saw to Tenryuu.
i'm sure she'll be overjoyed
>>46213178
>[ ] Tatsuta. You've been in her place - you know what to say, better than anyone, and it looks like Hate already saw to Tenryuu.
>>46213178
>[ ] Tatsuta. You've been in her place - you know what to say, better than anyone, and it looks like Hate already saw to Tenryuu.
If Tenryuu needs the support of her sister then we should see to her sister, not her
>>46213219
No, we're talking about WW1 warships.
WW2 nazi-botes are cool.
>>46213178
>[ ] Tenryuu. Tatsuta is cooler than an eskimo's ass, but Tenryuu might not do so well without the support of her sister.
>>46213178
>[ ] Tatsuta. You've been in her place - you know what to say, better than anyone, and it looks like Hate already saw to Tenryuu.
>>46213178
>[ ] Tatsuta. You've been in her place - you know what to say, better than anyone, and it looks like Hate already saw to Tenryuu.
>>46213178
>[ ] Tatsuta. You've been in her place - you know what to say, better than anyone, and it looks like Hate already saw to Tenryuu.
>>46213178
>[ ] Tenryuu.
Remember, this is what happens when you don't follow orders.
>>46213219
FUcking nope. The nazi ships were named after these.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SMS_Scharnhorst
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SMS_Gneisenau
>>46213178
>[ ] Tatsuta. You've been in her place - you know what to say, better than anyone, and it looks like Hate already saw to Tenryuu.
>>46213198
Somewhere way back when, you posted something about getting a Naka figure to display on your desk.
I may possibly be obtaining one very shortly.
So... are you still interested in such?
>>46213178
>[X] Tatsuta. You've been in her place - you know what to say, better than anyone, and it looks like Hate already saw to Tenryuu.
>>46213178
>[x] Tatsuta. You've been in her place - you know what to say, better than anyone, and it looks like Hate already saw to Tenryuu.
>Captcha is boats, and I don't have any alcohol, fuck.
>>46213219
Wrong krauts, you dumbfuck
>>46213178
>[ ] Tatsuta. You've been in her place - you know what to say, better than anyone, and it looks like Hate already saw to Tenryuu.
God damn it Hate.
>>46213178
>[x] Tatsuta. You've been in her place - you know what to say, better than anyone, and it looks like Hate already saw to Tenryuu.
>>46213178
>[ ] Tatsuta. You've been in her place - you know what to say, better than anyone, and it looks like Hate already saw to Tenryuu.
Tenryuu needs her support to make it through this. That means we need to support HER.
>>46213178
>[X] Tatsuta. You've been in her place - you know what to say, better than anyone, and it looks like Hate already saw to Tenryuu.
>>46213219
WW1 German ships got utterly wrecked in stupid ways.
>the battle of Jutland
Best naval joke and best abyssal bait. We mention it and they'll come running. If we ever want to capture an abyssal, just list off list of naval blunders and somebody will bite the hook.
>>46213281
>filename
AHA
>>46213317
Fucking what. What the fuck are you bitching about at me now. What possible fucking thing do you have to fucking complain about, other than them getting fucked up. What.
>>46213178
[x] Tatsuta
Pic unrelated
>>46213120
>[X] Tatsuta. You've been in her place - you know what to say, better than anyone, and it looks like Hate already saw to Tenryuu.
>>46213152
>He meets your gaze steadily. “I didn't know we'd see it the same way, skipper. I didn't know we'd both be *pissed off.*”
Oh Hate, you finally see the wisdom~
>>46213178
>But I know what fate awaits betrayers and kin-slayers. And I'll see that they find it.”
Something tells me Hate would rather enjoy seeing what happened in the CIC / hearing that phone conversation when Settle blew right past the rage-gauge.
>>46213341
Are you sleeping with the two of them?
Because you totally should be sleeping with the two of them.
>>46213178
[x] Tatsuta. You've been in her place - you know what to say, better than anyone, and it looks like Hate already saw to Tenryuu.
>>46213178
>[ ] Tenryuu. Tatsuta is cooler than an eskimo's ass, but Tenryuu might not do so well without the support of her sister.
Chunnibote's bluster hides a lot more fragility than she likes to admit. She'll need someone to lean on.
>>46213341
Marine and officer.
Nothing goes wrong and you will still get blamed
>>46213178
>[ ] Tenryuu. Tatsuta is cooler than an eskimo's ass, but Tenryuu might not do so well without the support of her sister.
>>46213341
Don't mind the idiot. You keep taking care of them while they recover.
Well, when you have the time.
>>46213359
I'm fairly sure he heard it after coming back to base.
>>46213367
Pretty sure Tenryuu's into Hate. Not sure if the reverse is true.
>>46213367
Fuck you, the only boat Hate should sleep with is Iowa.
JAP WOMEN GO HOME, unless you are Naka. Then you can stay and make babies.
>>46213219
THIS JUST IN. NAZI'S LIKE TO RECYCLE NAMES FOR THEIR BOATS.
READING COMPREHENSION AND THE NEED TO START SHIT IS ALSO INVERSELY PROPORTIONAL
NEWS AT ELEVEN.
>>46213369
Isn't she already leaning on Hate?
>>46213344
>dat pic doe
pffffft
>>46213335
Well, at least the Emden gave us an entertaining story.
>>46213265
>>46213266
>>46213268
>>46213288
>>46213303
>>46213316
>>46213335
Well pardon the fuck out of me for not being a naval historian, like apparently 3/4s of the thread.
>>46213341
He is bitching at you cuz he wanted his waifu to have some screen time. Ignore him.
>>46213391
I think Tats fancies Hate. She absolutely knows when hes watching.
>>46213412
You could have just googled it before you opened your ignorant mouth.
>>46213412
this is a quest literally about 70-80 year old ships, so no shit
>>46213424
>>46213400
Literally, even
>>46213412
Google is your friend you retarded fuck. Probably the only friend you'll find in this thread.
>>46213424
>True American Dream
>Not pointed at boobs
0/10 anon.
>>46213412
It's something even a quick google search could have clarified.
Also, more importantly, USS Massachusetts when?
>>46213412
You're in a thread about old ships coming back to life as little girls and boys, of course it'll be filled with ship nerds.
The question is why are you not one yourself. Fix yourself, seaman~
>>46213178
>[ ] Tenryuu. Tatsuta is cooler than an eskimo's ass, but Tenryuu might not do so well without the support of her sister.
>>46213412
>Well pardon the fuck out of me for not paying attention.
No.
>>46213152
>“I didn't know we'd see it the same way, skipper. I didn't know we'd both be *pissed off.*”
NOW YOU SEE, AS WE SEE
>>46213455
Fuck that.
Showboat WHEN?
A Wash is fine too.
>>46213178
>[X] Tatsuta. You've been in her place - you know what to say, better than anyone, and it looks like Hate already saw to Tenryuu.
>>46213424
>SEVERELY out of uniform
>saluting with the hand to the forehead, not the cover
>saluting with the wrong half of the arm parallel to the deckplates
Soup sandwich/10, send back to boot.
Stupid paper shipgirls when?
>>46213486
Showbote class wasn't THICK enough.
>>46213412
>Well pardon the fuck out of me for not being a naval historian,
IT'S CALLED PAYING ATTENTION MOTHERFUCKER
>>46213477
HOPE RIDES ALLLLOOOONNNNEEE.
>>46213516
Don't be too hard on him. Even when people think they're paying attention, they aren't paying attention.
Hell, I'm not really paying attention to the thread either.
>>46213455
>>46213446
>>46213441
>>46213421
>>46213471
Well fuck, i know how to produce fucking salt now apparently, just insult the wrong ship with the same name. Fine then, im sorry i didn't know about the propensity of the Germans to reuse ship names.
>>46213456
Im here because its Planefag running the quest which implies several things:
1. The quest wont suddenly fucking die with no warning for reasons.
2. The quest is reliably on time (Usually), and when its not there is usually an explanation given as to why when it does not run.
3. The writing isnt fucking horrible like 99% of quests on /tg/.
>>46213420
Tats did eye-fuck the fuck out of Hate before they set out. Wouldn't put it past her to offer a threesome as a way to fluster Tenryuuand as a serious offer.
This is what that was supposed to be.
>>46213508
All dem VLS cells
>>46213178
I would say Tatsuta, but she needs her fucking rest. Waking her up is a BAD IDEA.
>[X] Tenryuu. Tatsuta is cooler than an eskimo's ass, but Tenryuu might not do so well without the support of her sister.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8uxobO3FCM
>>46213547
>1. The quest wont suddenly fucking die with no warning for reasons.
Nobody say a fucking word.
>>46213547
>wont suddenly fucking die with no warning for reasons.
>>46213412
Good fucking Sir, My god damn Waifu is not in this fucking thread yet. Unless the German ships have shown up then I fear for when planefag gores the shit out of them.
>>46213341
Stop being a good fucking guy Hate.
How do you delete a post?
>>46213508
If there isn't a big red button labelled "Fuck Everything" I will be sorely disappointed.
>>46213574
You didnt kill SWQ suddenly for no reason, even if you think you did. I could tell by the end you were running out of steam.
Speak of Massachusetts since she started this train of thought.
If fuel capacity equals breast size then how will tankers look?
Picture is of the USS Cabaha refueling the USS Iowa and the carrier USS Shangri-La at the same time.
>>46213536
what
>>46213574
>>46213574
Hey, I didn't say damn thing
>>46213562
>Iowa shipgirl vs. her abyssal paper ship doppleganger when?
OH NO, NOT ME
WE NEVER LOST CONTROL
YOU'RE FACE
TO FACE
WITH THE SHIP THAT SOLD THE WORLD
>>46213352
>>46213547
>1. The quest wont suddenly fucking die with no warning for reasons.
So... who want's to tell him?
>>46213547
>1. The quest wont suddenly fucking die with no warning for reasons.
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-
>>46213574
NO FUCK YOU, HE DESERVES TO KNOW
>>46213608
Wrong picture, want to delete it.
>>46213574
Goddamnit, you know that drawing attention to it is the best way for someone to say something.
>>46213601
Check the box next to your post. On the bottom of the page, there's a delete post button
>>46213607
>USS Shangri-La
????
>>46213547
>Well fuck, i know how to produce fucking salt now apparently, just post without thinking.
Yup. Tried and true method.
>The quest wont suddenly fucking die with no warning for reasons.
Don't stop being adorable.
>>46213574
Hahaha
>>46213668
Right after the news of the Doolittle Raid happened, one of the Essex-class already under construction was renamed Shangri-La. She went on to serve until around the 60s.
>>46213668
An actual US carrier
>>46213668
How is that confusing?
(pic unrelated, but cool.)
>>46213574
you're gonna carry that albatross
>>46213630
God damn it they're making pictures like this already? I suppose I shouldn't be surprised.
>>46213663
Thank you. That was not supposed to be there.
>>46213335
Yeah, the british BC must be a bit miffed about all those little oopsies that happened there.
>>46213178
>[ ] Tatsuta. You've been in her place - you know what to say, better than anyone, and it looks like Hate already saw to Tenryuu.
Since she doesn't get as emotional as Tenryuu and we know what to say, we should try to help her. I think Tenryuu can get the help she needs from Hate.
>>46213737
There was porn of Iowa the day after she was released.
>>46213574
While he's busy wallowing in despair...
Welcome to KCQ! Where the routes are locked and the votes don't matter!
That's right! The votes don't matter, just like your favorite ship girl!
Tonight! Things you can say about your boat but not your ship girl!
>>46213574
And it was this very day that KCQ died.
Some say it was Zeus being angry he couldn't fuck the ship girls
Some say that planefag died of heavy metal poisoning due to the immense irony of one post.
Yet others say that the Quest didn't actually die and I'm making shit up for a quick laugh.
No one will ever know the truth.
>>46213737
Trust me sir there's worst. Look under her tag on Danbooru. Or go to Pixev.
>>46213749
Wasn't the BC faced at the Bonin Islands HMS Royal Mary or something like that? She was one of them.
>>46213737
Dude. Do not doubt the rule 34. Do I need to mention what happened to New Jersey?
>Theres a USS Winston Churchill.
>has an RN officer permanently stationed onboard at all times.
Fucking Bongaboos I swear.
>>46213737
>>46213763
Fucking this.
>>46213503
Iowa is a proud, independent ship girl who don't need no regulation.
>>46213737
Introduction-to-smut time for any female character known to exist in Japan is rarely over a week and almost never over a month.
>>46213764
She's taking on water!
>>46213764
"Ah! Nice trim sailor!"
>>46213763
This doesn't surprise me at all really.
>>46213776
Mhm, I... don't know if I want to.
>>46213790
I've fucking seen those.
>>46213621
>>46213737
Kantai Collection Kan Colle Naka Light Cruiser Figure Anime TAITO
Item price $11.05
Quantity 1
Item number 262307560314
Shipping service Standard Int'l Shipping
>>46213764
"Goddamn, you're heavier than I thought. Better cut down on the food cargo."
>>46213764
"ALL HANDS! PREPARE FOR BOARDING!"
>>46213794
Apparently there was a scandal on board as the ship's female captain (USN) repeatedly harassed and apparently assaulted the navigations officer (RN).
>>46213764
"Nice aft"
>>46213790link?
>>46213764
She's got a lot of strong and fit seamen aboard.
>>46213794
Okay, that's it. I'm officially certain. Congress can no longer be trusted to name ships.
>>46213335
VOTES CALLED
>>46213764
"I think she's too wide. The drag is slowing her down."
>>46213764
I think the stern was built a little too big.
>>46213764
"She's big enough to land a C-130 on!"
>>46213790
W-what happened to New Jersey?
>>46213790
You meant the one that was from that one story on Es Bee?
I'm going to bed. I'll see just where this slow motion train wreck ended up tomorrow.
>>46213877
Seriously, we need to bait the abyssals with an old embarrassing naval battle at least once.
>>46213826
I'll go take a look, thanks.
>>46213764
"Oh no. she has clams-I mean barnacles!"
>>46213857
abaft*
>>46213764
You should see how fast her binge pumps run when I turn 'em on!
>>46213764
"Look at the size of those fuel tanks!"
>>46213887
Aka every us carrier after the Forstal class.
>>46213865
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts?tags=new_jersey_%28belated_battleships%29
There's some stuff that *was* there and doesn't seem to be anymore. (not that I'm complaining. The other stuff was... janky in the anatomy department.)
>>46213764
"Look, I don't care if her stern tubes are black inside. A relining will fix that and she'll be as good as new"
>>46213868
Congress does not name ships. The Secretary of the Navy does. (Which is why we have such bullshit as the USS Gabrielle Giffords and the USNS Cesar Chavez, but that's beside the point.)
>>46213923
Actually if you hit the delete option you can see them
>>46213764
"You can fit a dozen guys down there!"
>>46213923
I think I know what you're referring too, but since this is a blue board, I'll post it after the thread is done.
>>46213781
Yes. Queen Mary IIRC.
>>46213955
Whoever is the guy who keeps naming ships after Presidents needs to stop.
Ships used to have cool names, but honestly I don't really want a USS President Whomever to be our only carrier names. Boring as fuck. Even more boring than naming something "Infinity"
>>46213764
She's a great sub, goes down at the drop of a hat.
>>46213764
"She's small but she makes a hell of a noise!"
So, instead of working on AWOL, I took a couple days of misguided inspiration to bastardize some good 'ol sea shanties! ENJOY!
http://pastebin.com/1qgR9VFt
http://pastebin.com/BK06T9Yk
http://pastebin.com/iCge2JBc
>>46213955
the terrible, inevitable consequence of "fish don't vote"
![Admiral William [Better Leyte than Never] Halsey.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/AfXnPnu.jpg "Admiral William [Better Leyte than Never] Halsey.jpg")
>>46214010
Halsey you dog
>>46213764
"Yeah I'm gonna get rid of her and get the new model"
>>46213574
AWiY resuming when?
>>46213900
>>46213901
Yup. *Belated Battleships.* Would recommenced, but I wrote it, so my word doesn't really count for much.
Instead, have a chunni.
>>46213668
> When asked where the doolittle raiders took off from, President Roosevelt replied "Shangri-la".
The Navy then gave this name to an aircraft carriers. Later on they picked this ship as a test platform for landing PBJ-1's on a carrier. While the trials were successful, PBJ's were never deployed operationally on carriers.
For the history plebs, the PBJ is the naval patrol version of the B-25 Mitchell, which was the bomber used by the Doolittle raid.
>>46213917
I honestly wonder what Shipgirls tankers will look like.
>>46213903
I like the guy looking at it all like "well shit, how did that happen?"
>>46214031
>>46214001
>>46214000
>>46213967
>>46213940
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>>46213913
>>46213910
>>46213887
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>>46213831
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>>46213808
Alright! Next, I'm going to need a super hero name for Admiral Settle. GO!
>>46213996
>Whoever is the guy who keeps naming ships after Presidents needs to stop.
While I agree with you, the presidents are better than naming them after congress critters like "John C Stennis."
>>46214010
I don't know why but i feel sorry for that ship gril/
>>46213885
Wrong image, can we please move on?
>>46214054
On the same day, the same ship was used for trials of a carrier-configured version of the P-51, as well.
It was her *first* day of air ops, ever.
>>46214073
SHIPFUCKER!
>>46214073
That Crazy Old Man.
>>46214073
Summoner (because he summons ship-girls).
>>46214073
Floater
>>46214073
Admiral America
>>46214079
I always liked the British scheme of naming ship HMS <superlative adjective>
>>46214073
"Admiral Cripple! Formerly Captain Cripple!"
>>46214073
CAPTAIN BALDING!
>>46214085
Enterprise.
>>46214010
>the right way to write abyssal Enterprise's personality
"IF HALSEY WON'T LOVE ME ANYMORE, NOBODY WILL LOVE ANYONE EVER AGAIN"
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x38ri0x_symphogear-gx-carol-malus-deinheim-senkin-daurdabla_fun
>>46214073
Admiral Gaijin
>>46214073
Old Man Settle.
>>46214073
ADMIRAL KHORNE
>>46214073
The Fap Angel
>>46214073
The Inedible Bulk!
Post botes.
>>46214073
The Big Walking Stick!
>>46214073
Captain "Goes Down on the Ship" Admiral
>>46214073
Admiral Dogfish
>>46214073
"Admiral Snake. Because he has no originality!"
Or
"One Star Moron!"
>>46214073
Glass House
>>46214073
Suicidal Man!
>>46214085
That girl is the USS Enterprise
The reason why Hasley, who can be view as her father since he love the girl so much, had to move his flag from her to New Jersey, the other girl, because his health went south and the Iowa class had better medical facilities.
>>46214073
Admiral Doughnut Steel
Whose line is it has taken over. How do you feel pf?
>>46214146
Oh, that's a good one!
>>46213367
Fuck you, that's my official fucking answer. What the fuck happened to "YAMS TOTALLY WANTS TO FUCK YOU" anyway? what, is this suddenly the thing? Fucking, any girl I show even the least bit of giving a fuck about, and suddenly I need to fuck them till they can't walk? Man, what the fuck is wrong with you fucking people?
>>46213590
No. And I'm not a good fucking guy, stop saying that shit.
>>46214131
It's a fucking Guided Missile Patrol Boat
>>46214131
Did someone say botes?!
>>46214073
Admiral Skittles
Admiral Stabby
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>>46214108
>I always liked the British scheme of naming ship HMS <superlative adjective>
Sadly, their best names of this format are stolen from the french.
Also, they're perfectly fine naming them after royalty, which is just as bad as presidents.
>>46214140
>goes down with the ship
But Sette never did that and never will.
>Higgins: "Captain? Captain, where are you? Don't leave me alone like this! I can still fight! We both can still fight! Just... come back to me..."
>>46214169
In our defense you've actually expressed an interest in the chuunibooty, as compared to loudly denying anything to do with the BBs
>>46214073
The Shrapnel Kid!
>>46214169
>Fuck you, that's my official fucking answer. What the fuck happened to "YAMS TOTALLY WANTS TO FUCK YOU" anyway? what, is this suddenly the thing? Fucking, any girl I show even the least bit of giving a fuck about, and suddenly I need to fuck them till they can't walk? Man, what the fuck is wrong with you fucking people?
Well... you are a Marine. You guys never really do anything half-way.
>>46214169
To be fair you did explicitly say you'd want to bone Tenryuu, Tatsuta and/or both.
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>>46214169
Ignore the idiots, participate in Whose Line Is It.
And keep taking care of those damn fools at base. Valhalla-seeking, death wish filled Marine you are, you might be amongst the sanest there.
>>46214195
Queen Elizabeth Class a best tho.
Iron Duke comes close.
>>46214203
Yeah, true. true.
Not like this though. Fucking, not like this. Not after this, even. I don't fuck fucked up chicks.
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>>46214184
Pffffft.
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>>46214098
Alrighty. Lets pull things out of a hat here...
Things you can say about Captain Balding, A Gajin Fap Angel, but not a functional human being!
Here's a different perspective of Sunda, because why not!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lI-YMUD16KE
>>46214197
>In our defense you've actually expressed an interest in the chuunibooty, as compared to loudly denying anything to do with the BBs
In his defense, look at that chunnibooty.
>>46214196
ON the ship, anon.
>>46214196
>Goes down ON the ship
>>46214224
The QE is best carriers...
>>46214231
"Well, at least he knows what he's doing."
>>46214201
I disagree. Marines are by their very definition half-formed Armymen and half-formed sailors. They are caught in a limbo, forced to be prepared for both land and sea engagements and yet never being well suited to either.
>>46214196
Settle didn't get a chance since Higgins and Settle survived. I bet Higgins will make sure they go down together though.
>>46214231
Next thread when?
>>46214235
Oh I'm looking bruh.
>>46214231
So how's the therapy? Cause you're nuts.
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>>46214231
This one's easy
PAY DEBNTS YOU FAT GREEK FUCK
>>46214231
"Captain balding cannot grow hair anywhere unless he can get a Gajin Angel to fap him."
>>46214231
"I've never seen a man do so badly at something so simple."
>>46214233
Once again, yet another amazing piece of art.
>>46214233
Another cool piece! Love that it's essentially looking down that missile.
>>46214256
>Higgins princess carries Settle into the afterlife
>suddenly on board the Higgins again, with everyone lost at LA saluting as they both enter
>"CAPTAIN ON DECK!"
>>46214231
How does he RAGE shipsgirls into being?
>>46214195
Then again, some of 'em...
Well, let's be frank, naming your ship Invincible? That's like standing on top of a hill in a thunferstorm, waving a copper rod at the heavens and shouting "YOU DON'T HAVE THE BALLS!"
>>46214231
I seen crazier shit, but that man, ugh.
>>46214233
Goddamn, this is n--
>Katsuri again
Awww. Man, you forgot it's KASTURI, not KATSURI.
>>46214233
Fucking great work
>>46214256
>Settle didn't get a chance since Higgins and Settle survived. I bet Higgins will make sure they go down together though.
That's IF she morphs into a ship-girl.
>>46214229
>i dont fuck fucked up chicks
So now they're used goods to you and you wont give them the time of the day?
>>46213737
>they're
The fuck is they faggot? There was an incredibly well drawn picture of Tracer sucking a dick posted in the Blizzcon sticky like fucking FIFTEEN minutes after the overwatch announcement.
Shit like this is not unique to the japanese.
>>46214233
Skilled artfag is skilled, nice work!
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>>46214235
She is 2D and I'm married. She is 2D and I am married.
>>46214304
>Higgins princess carries Settle into the afterlife
>suddenly on board the Higgins again, with everyone lost at LA saluting as they both enter
>"CAPTAIN ON DECK!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEgcWquu_IA
>>46214317
You fucking know that's not what I meant, and you're fucked up for implying otherwise.
>>46214321
I don't pretend that it is, it just doesn't cease to amaze and amuse me.
>>46214336
Are you trying to convince us or yourself?
>>46214314
I'd bet money it happens eventually. You can't have something so close to the MC exist and never have it used. Abyssals will either attack the Higgins, try to use her against Settle, or Higgins will show up in the finale as a shipgirl or a refurbished warship.
My bet is "shipgirl eventually."
>>46214304
>Then suddenly the XO bursts into flames and starts cackling.
Thought that would fit the Quest better
>>46214336
she could be 3Dfor you
>>46214233
You do God's work Artfag. Carry on!
>>46214231
"If only he handled women as well as he handled a sword."
>>46214336
But... chunnibooty...
(And I'd say she's 2DD if you get what I'm saying.)
>>46214360
Myself, it's working... marginally. That chunnibooty, adding that to my desktop background rotation.
>Captcha is food for like the fourth fucking time. God damn it now I'm hungry!
>>46214336
Convince your waifu to cosplay.
