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>(1/2)

You are John James Green, mutant vagrant.

You feel your teeth rattle their way down your throat. Canine, molar, molar, incisor.

The tarmac burns against your palms, the rough, semi-scaled skin throbbing painfully. Goblin-laughter ebbs and swells in your ears, fading this way and that, seeming to bounce back and forth along the base of your skull.

YouтАЩre in the middle of the Scar, on an open road (or the remains of one, anyway), fighting half the Sinister Six. And one of their groupies, apparently.

You pull yourself up without thinking. Your danger sense is a constant, sharp whine in the back of your mind. Nothing is safe. No moment is spare. You look over your shoulder, wiping the blood from your eyes with one hand, and see the big guy тАУ the groupie тАУ charging at you, eyes full of fire and gnarled, tumorous masses flowing across his arms, like armour. You feel like if you move an inch, you might split open and shatter across the tarmac.

One of the OctopusтАЩ metal limbs snakes its way through the air behind him.

You donтАЩt see your chance so much as feel it.
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>(2/2)

Delving into your jacket pocket, you retrieve a nice, heavy ball-bearing, pinching it between forefinger and thumb. Your arm a blur, even to you, you send it shrieking through the air, passing over the groupieтАЩs shoulder and bouncing off Doc OckтАЩs tentacle with a heavy, resonant thunk. It rebounds straight toward the electrical monster-man whose touch seared a long, black ruin across your chest (a ruin that youтАЩve mostly healed), who dissipates into a cloud of darting electrical radiance. You were counting on that.

As the groupie closes in, you push your strength into your legs, hurling yourself aside тАУ into the path of your own projectile. You feel its arc parting the air before it, and you twist about to punt it off-course, sending it crashing into the side of groupieтАЩs skull. It hits home with a wet, satisfying crunch, the impact nearly lifting him off his feet and sending a spray of unnaturally thick blood flying across the side of the road.

He sways, gritting his teeth, and the caved-in side of his head begins to fill itself back out, hard, scaly tissue rising through the cracks in his skull like foam.

And still, the Goblin laughs.

>Present Time: 12:34 AM
>Current Funds: $1,380
>Hunger Level: 2

>Solar Charge: 3/5

>[ ] Focus on taking down Doctor Octopus.
>[ ] Focus on taking down Electro.
>[ ] Focus on taking down the Goblin.
>[ ] Focus on taking down ???
>[ ] Focus on evading harm.
>[ ] Write in.
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>>42982661
>>[ ] Focus on taking down the Goblin.
do not fight nitro
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>>42982661
>[ ] Focus on taking down the Goblin.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTQIogLBFBs
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>>42982661
>>[ ] Focus on taking down the Goblin.
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>>42982661
>[ ] Focus on taking down ???
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>>42982661
>>[ ] Focus on taking down the Goblin.
Goblin first. Then Doc Ock.
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>[ ] Focus on taking down Electro
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>>42982661
...so there is a fourth enemy present we haven't ID'd?
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>>42982661
>Focus on taking down Electro.
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>>42982781
There's the guy with the unknown powers that barged in at the end of the last thread. He's ??? because you have no idea who he is.
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>>42982781
It could be anyone! Even Dormammu!
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>>42982661
>[ ] Focus on taking down the Goblin.
Dude is their air support, take that fucker down, take flight and rain lasers on the rest
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>[X] Focus on taking down the Goblin.

Combat Check
>DC17
>+5 modifier

>>42982683
Does it have to be this way, anon?
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Rolled 14 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>42982865
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>>42982823
>implying it isn't Dio
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ROUND TWO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5K8oOH823Uo
>[x] Focus on taking down Electro.
The guy with range and who can warp to a better sniping position takes priority imo.
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Rolled 12 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>42982865
sorry
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>>42982880
Not when we can fly while he can't.
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>>42982819
its Nitro
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Rolled 18 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT
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Rolled 10 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>42982865
Rolling
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>>42982898
Anon. Pls.
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>>42982909
Your dice have been blessed by mortal combat apparently.
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>>42982871
>>42982891
>>42982909
And not a one failed. Can't wait for the crack bitch
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>>42982942
Don't worry, we'll fuck up as soon as Laura is back to see it.
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>>42982865
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcpGIVbPYrI


>>42982906
>You donтАЩt even know this one. He just looks like some big, juiced-up kid, probably just a year older or younger than you, his long hair matted against his neck and his jeans absolutely filthy. He turns his gaze toward you, and his eyes blaze, tiny tongues of fire licking across his face. His veins seem to pop and flow across his skin, giving you the impression of volcanic fissures, or burst power lines.


doesn't sound like the Nitro I remember

me thinks molten man or OC
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>>42982966
JJ smelt nitroglycerin when he went to investigate the explosion
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>>42982876
>implying it's never not Dio
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>>42983033
>implying it isn't never not Dio, even - no, especially - when it isn't.
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>>42983000
I'm in 4plebs (RIP Moe)

and I'm not finding any posts with "nitroglycerin" made by Crusty
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>>42983111
nvrmind

he added an e to the end

stupid british spellings of words there's no u in color either
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>>42983111
thread 133

after we had breakfast
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>>42983159
Damn Brits! How dare they butcher their own language.
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>>42983159

There's no E on the end of Z, but you Yanks add it anyways.

It's supposed to rhyme with dead, not bee.
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>>42982909
>dayumn

>(1/2)

The red throbs behind your vision. You feel it clotting your brain, burning your thoughts to a crisp. The seconds rain down like shards of glass and you feel the fullness of each one. Life is becoming numbers around you тАУ numbers at the base of numbers, the way you imagine an animal knows them. White hot, sharp, painful.

That laugh. That laugh feels like it could split your skull open.

Tearing your eyes away from the regenerating bruiser (at least, he looks like a bruiser), you catch sight of the Goblin swooping by overhead, his mouth gaping and wide, chest heaving with bout after bout of gleeful laughter.

You cannot take a second more of that laugh.

Withdrawing another ball-bearing, you feel your danger sense scream along you spine, and fling yourself to one side as a jet of searing, pressurized water slices through the air toward you. You know whatтАЩs coming next тАУ screwing your eyes shut and ducking into a roll, you get yourself as far as possible before the stream ignites, a wave of white heat rolling over you.

ItтАЩs the groupie. You donтАЩt know how it works, but heтАЩs got, like, a kind of watery shadow that clings to his limbs. And when he wants it to, it fucking turns into fire, or something.

It honestly scares the living shit out of you.
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>(2/2)

The Goblin swoops low, and you spot one of those pumpkin grenade things in his hands. And then itтАЩs not in his hands anymore тАУ itтАЩs arcing through the air toward you, a sharp, frantic chirping following behind in its wake.

Information floods your senses, and you move.

You feel your elbow buckle slightly as, almost unbidden, the response travels up your arm. You fling the ball-bearing not in his direction, but at his stupid little pumpkin bomb. There is a sharp metallic clang as the two meet in mid-air, and you see the GoblinтАЩs smile suddenly falter, his tacky grenade rebounding straight back at him.

As for your projectile? You bestowed it with just the right enough spin that the impact sent it wheeling through the air toward the empty spot where you can feel the air beginning to ionize тАУ where Electro was about to reconstitute himself. There is a crackle of disorganized voltage, taking just for a moment the vague shape of a man, before the whole process falls apart, your uncanny aim managing to keep the supervillain from reforming himself for just a few more seconds.

The Goblin-grenade explodes above you, and you duck down slightly as the pressure wave rolls across your shoulders. You think you hear something possibly-human-shaped hit the ground nearby.

Yes. YouтАЩre doing this.

The two Sinistees still in the fight advance on you.

>[ ] Evasive action.
>[ ] Focus on ???
>[ ] Focus on Doc Ock.
>[ ] Write in.
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>>42983332
>>[ ] Focus on Doc Ock.
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>>42983332
>[ ] Focus on Doc Ock.
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>>42983332
>[ ] Focus on Doc Ock.
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>[ ] Focus on Doc Ock
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>>42983332
>[X] Focus on Doc Ock.
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>>42983332
>[ ] Focus on Doc Ock.

easiest target imo
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>>42983332
>[ ] Focus on ???
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>>42983332
>>[ ] Focus on Doc Ock.
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>>42983332
>[ ] Focus on Doc Ock.
Dayum JJ, you hardcore
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>>42983332
>>[ ] Focus on Doc Ock.
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>>42983332
Does GG have defenses to defend against his own bombs? I feel like he does
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>>42983332
>>[ ] Focus on Doc Ock.
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>[X] Focus on Doc Ock.

Combat Check
>DC17
>+4 modifier
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>>42983332
>[ ] Focus on Doc Ock.
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Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>42983442
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Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>42983442
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Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>42983442
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Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>42983442
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>>42983417
Well, he is superhumanly tough and strong just like Spoodermen, his armor probably actually works like armor, but an explosion close enough to his glider would unbalance him and probably throw him.

I don't think he's out, but for now he's down.
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>>42983454
AW SHIT SON

YOU WILL RIDE SHINY AND CHROME
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>>42983454
Witnessed
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>>42983454
YOU ARE WITNESSED
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>>42983454
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KZA1xM1BXw
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>>42983454
WITNESSED!
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YES

WE SHALL RIDE ETERNAL

SHINY AND CHROME
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>>42983454
WITNESSED
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>>42983454
WITNESS!
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>>42983454
YOU HAVE BEEN WITNESSED!! YOU WILL RIDE ETERNAL IN VALHALLA!!!!
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>>42983454
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>>42983454
You are witnessed. And it is well.
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Good god damn those Ball-bearings were a good investment.
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>>42983682
Boy were they ever
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ARE THE BEARINGS SHINY AND CHROME?

WE SHOULD GET SOME SHINY, CHROMED BALLS.
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>>42983454
>WITNESSED

Unfortunately, youтАЩre not feeling any itsy bitsy Goblin gibbets raining down on you, so the supervillain must have had countermeasures against his own tech. Common sense, you guess. Stupid common sense.

The bruiser rushes at you, moving surprisingly fast for a man of his breadth.

You can feel the heat radiating off his fist as you twist to one side, ducking down under the watery echo that follows in the wake of his blows. Calling to mind LauraтАЩs lessons, you bring your fists around, unleashing a spree of supernaturally-heavy punches across his exposed chest. The first impact rattles your skull and sends the nerves along the line of your knuckles into a fit of screaming. The second and the third are worse тАУ you hear him grunt and feel his bones crack and shift before your strength, but each time you hit him, itтАЩs like he just gets tougher. The fourth punch sends him skidding back on his heels, but you distinctly feel the flesh under his skin hardening in response, the shape of his skeleton shifting to support fractured bones and smashed organs.

How many powers does this guy have?

Blood trailing from your fists, you take advantage of his momentary disorientation, closing the gap between the two of you in an instant. He lunges, swiping with a meaty backhand, but you spring over it, propelling yourself off one of those big, muscly shoulders of his.

Straight toward Doctor Octopus, who seems to be intent on letting her weird groupie take you on.

Her limbs rear up defensively, streaking through the air toward youтАж and veer straight off course when you bounce a ball-bearing off the top of her skull.

She screams in pain, crumpling instantly, and for a moment youтАЩre genuinely surprised she isnтАЩt dead. You mustтАЩve held back some of your strength.

You hit the ground, and your danger-sense flares.

>Reflex Check
>DC18
>+4 modifier
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>>42983706
>tfw the next sensible upgrade is to get Iron man to make some for us

>the step after that is a vibranium/adamantium mixture ball bearing

With how strong we are, we could probably huck around a shot-put pretty damn well, also. Sounds like it would be great for slower targets like the tumor-not-bro we're fighting currently.
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Chameleon eyes extrapolate power when?
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Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>42983733
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>>42983733
>How many powers does this guy have?
Really JJ? Really?
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Rolled 20 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>42983733
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>>42983733
apologies for crack bitching
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Rolled 7 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>42983733
Rolling
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Rolled 6 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>42983733
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>>42983761
<3

WHERE IS ALL THIS COMPETENCY COMING FROM?
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>>42983761
Vigilo Confido
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>>42983761
dayum
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>>42983761
a crit?
in the 1st 3?

is this real life?
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>>42983761
I didn't think it was possible, but now, you will have to be carried to Valhalla by Immortan Joe himself.
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>>42983761
WITNESSED

I WILL CARRY YOU INTO SHINY VALHALLA
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>>42983761
Fuck yeah, lets ride this thread to hell boiz
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>>42983761
Jesus Christ.

JJ is S-rank today.
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>>42983761
noice.
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>>42983812
I'm just waiting for JJ to say "Fuck it" and tear off a piece of street sign to turn it into a jagged ass glaive and chuck it straight at the "bruiser"s throat.

Severed heads tend to fuck everything, after all.

Tend to.
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>Peter finally shows up
>half the Sinister 6 + 1 is taken out, JJ triumphant.

The only downside is that people might start expecting regular competency our of us.
Still, imagine how wet Laura will be.
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maybe we'll actually kill some of these guys today; save Spidey some moral conundrums. and if he asks- we absolutely had to/it was an accident. we're new at this.

also, calling it now: that new guy is like us.
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>>42983883
>wet

>not spontaneously orgasming for an hour
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>>42983812
SSS rank when?
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>>42983890
We'll kill each and every one of them that we can.
Why wouldn't we?
They know where we live, know our identity, and won't stop coming after us/sending people after us after this.
What kind of fucking retard wouldn't kill them in that position?
We don't need to defend ourselves to anyone, especially not some 'Superhero' that can't even save his own uncle
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>>42983925
>>42983883

Just great. More clothes shopping!
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>>42983932
oy dont diss the spidey m8

ill fite u
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>>42983932
>all that edge

Calm down man. Not that "JJ doesn't kill!" fags aren't bad too.

Nuance, how does it work?
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>>42983932
While I think you're an asshole

I do agree we have absolutely no reason -not- to kill these people.
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>>42983932
Fuck off edgelord
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>>42983932
Not exactly. They don't know we live in the train station.
Identity is a none issue so long as we have invis, won't stop is frankly false, they tend to give up if there is no potential profit. Jack is far from the be all end all of their careers.
I infact doubt if we beat them we would face others, as it is not their MO.
Frankly your analysis is flawed.
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>>42983932
Don't ruin a good critical with your edgy bullshit, you whiny cunt
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>>42983982
>>42983969
it's so edgy to protect the people we care about and the entire fledgling town of mutants we've got going
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>>42984007
Nah, its just edgy to get a persecution complex over a fucking drug war.
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>>42984003
You're the whiny one, actually.
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>>42984021
again
>>42984007
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You donтАЩt know what to do.

So you jump.

The air turns to fire around you, and for a second, you panic тАУ you feel your chest heave and your gut squirm and the universe split apart, and you expect a sudden, brief pain, and then nothingness. Then you realize that youтАЩre not on fire тАУ that the fire missed you, and youтАЩre just feeling the heat.

The force of the blast slams across your back, dashing you out of the air. There is an instant of confused, frantic flailing, before you somehow find your grace, angling yourself through the air as you streak toward the ground.

You hit the ground on your feet, the tarmac splitting slightly beneath you. You feel something snap near your knees, but the rush of the fight smothers it.

You look up.

Groupie turns around toward you, smoke billowing from his back. Long, shimmering threads of water weave through the air behind him, in the process of reforming back into the mass that shadows his every move. Patches of his skin are beginning to break out into disorganized, tumorous scales, a faint metallic glint evident across their surfaces.

тАЬI thought you would be more than this.тАЭ

His voice cracks and splits as it finds its way up his throat.

You can hear тАУ you can almost feel тАУ the sound of him changing, inside and out.

>[ ] Focus on evading.
>[ ] Try to harry this guy with constant blows.
>[ ] Try to keep away from him and blast him at range.
>[ ] Try to land a single photoboosted punch on him.
>[ ] Try to grab Rahne and claw-girl and fly out of there.
>[ ] Write in.
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>>42984035
No new imput, circular argument.
Congrats, your post was pointless.
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>>42984000
This
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>>42984007
No, it was the way you went about suggesting it that was edgy.
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>>42984044
>>[ ] Try to keep away from him and blast him at range.
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>>42984035
You don't need to commit full blooded murder to protect people, Frank. Now get off the thread before you start drunkenly rambling again
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>>42984044
>Get in close and use a photoboosted blast to shoot him as far away as humanly possible.
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>>42984044
>[ ] Try to keep away from him and blast him at range.
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>>42984044
>>[ ] Try to land a single photoboosted punch on him.
He ends up reacting to our hits - that means we need to land a single strike and do enough damage with it to put him down, so he doesn't just heal/come back tougher from it.

Dangerous, since we have to close, but such is life for a mugga.
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>>42984044
>[ ] Try to grab Rahne and claw-girl and fly out of there.

Boom
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>>42984044
This fucker needs his head ripping off.
>[ ] Try to land a single photoboosted punch on him.
We delay too long and he is going to wear us down, we dont have photo 5, our stamina is limited. Once we stop being able to dodge we are fucked.
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>>42984051
nice! compelling argument, really showed me I was wrong
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>>42984044
>[X] Try to land a single photoboosted punch on him.

Inb4 crack bitch on that roll.
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>>42984044
We should sprint about, gather lengths of rebar and signposts then once we have a dozen of so that are long enough, we start to impale him to the ground.

If he wants to regen, we'll just immobilize him and bury him under rubble.

Stop him for a while, at least.
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>>42984111
Good, now stop posting faggot.
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>>42984044
>>42984089
This.
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>>42984097
I feel like he's reinforced himself already to the point the punch won't take
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>>42984044
>[ ] Try to land a single photoboosted punch on him.
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>>42984131
really hitting your points home, keep posting
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>>42984111
it did show it to everyone who isn't autistic. so yeah, I guess that wouldn't show you anything.
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>>42984044
>>[ ] Try to land a single photoboosted punch on him.
Lets see how well he heals from a decapitation.
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>>42984150
I think it's a risk we need to take. Only need to hold a little longer till help gets here, it should at least knock him down for a bit.
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>[X] Try to land a single photoboosted punch on him.

Combat Check
>DC17
>+3 modifier
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Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>42984188
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Rolled 20 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>42984188
SHINY
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Rolled 4 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>42984188


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3kdBqBpjB8
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>>42984044
>[ ] Try to land a single photoboosted punch on him.
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Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>42984188
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>>42984170
Excellent.
Now we just need someone to post that image of two people 'trolling' each other and this convo would be complete.
Fuck off.
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>>42984171
>let's not finish these supervillains off, these supervillains that go toe to toe with Spiderman
>instead let's just let them go lol
>not autistic
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>>42984170
Look, Sir Edgemiester. People react poorly because of this argument coming up every time. Just let it go, and trust Crusty to handle things appropriately - like he did with the Owl.
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>>42984044
>[ ] Focus on evading.
This guy's got freaky deeky adaptive powers.
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>>42984199
Ha-ha Jesus Christ
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>>42984199
Kek
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>>42984199
WIIIIIIIIIIIIIITNEEEEEEEEEEEEEESED!
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>>42984044

"Typhon has a tendency to exaggerate."

"Of course, I'm still enough to waste your sorry ass."
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>>42984199
WHAT
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>>42984199
DOOM ACKNOWLEDGES YOUR EXISTENCE AND WITNESSES YOU!
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>>42984199
Magnificent.
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>>42984199
I DON'T UNDERSTAND
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>>42984214
sorry, i haven't read the archives yet didn't know about that
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>>42984199
IT KEEPS HAPPENING
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>>42984199
Can we eat him now?
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>>42984233
RABUM ALAL
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>>42984241
Well, that just shows why you need to read the archives before posting.
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>>42984199
WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING
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>>42984241
Why not read the archives before participating in a quest?
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I knew this thread was worth the virgins I sacrificed.
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>>42983932
First reason this is dumb, EVERYONE knows where we live.
Second, No one knows our identity because we're a homeless nobody.
Third, any thugs they send after us are just going to be if anything, worse off then these guys.
Youre dumb anon, and your reasoning doesnt make and fucking sense
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>This thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUWU8TIXCI0
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If the archive description of this isn't "WITNESS ME!" I will be dissapoint
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Archive desc should be "JJ takes on all comers."
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>>42983761
>>42983733
I live I die I live again
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"JJ puts his nuts on the table. The table collapsed shorty after."
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>>42984348
Nah, it should be "The day the crack bitch stood still"
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...we really need Laura to give us blowjobs more often.
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>Wait, you took on HOW many of the Sinister Six at once?

>YOU WON!?

>Spiderman's fw
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>>42984379
A goal every boyfriend aspires to.
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>Just came back from work
>Hey guys whats going on in this thr-
Holy shit did we just get consecutive natural 20s?
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>>42984379
>JJ excuses himself from a major battle for an emergency blowjob
>"What? It's part of my process!"
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"From crack bitch to swag pimp: The JJ Story"
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I'm gonna have to watch Fury Road again after this. Maybe play the game too.
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>>42984441
It has happened once before, I think.

...that thread had like no action though. Was it the one after we made a snowman with Laura?
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http://youtu.be/vs7TxUI8A64
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>>42984479
You thinking of the 3 nat 20's in a row thread within the first 3?
That was when we went to find silvermanes granddaughter.
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>>42984473
is it good? the game, I mean.
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>>42984479
I wonder if the snowman is still there. Watching over the scare with a silent vigil.
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This guy seems like a mini Leviathan-Crawler combo with fire mixed in just for funsies.
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>>42984479

That was 3 20s, all in the same roll.

Distinctly less likely than two in two separate rolls.
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>>42984526
No he's talking about getting nat 20's in 3 separate rolls. Not 3 in the same roll.
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>>42984537
Yeah, I liked it but it can get repetitive if you don't like the setting.
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>>42984479
i remember that...

We gotta prepare for fights by making snowmen while fucking/getting blowjobs with laura

Image the luck we'll get
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>>42984573
...and the frozen genitals.
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>>42984549

That is a surprisingly apt description.

If we hear a mental scream then we should run.
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>>42984594
Healing factor, baby!
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>>42984594

But Laura will have them in her mouth.

Are you saying Laura's mouth can't keep us warm?
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>>42984594
No no, Laura giving us a blowjob, not Laura and JJ getting a blowjob from a snowman
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>>42984642
Depends how hard she tries.
She'll try hard enough
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I dunno, the reactive armor is pretty much the same as described way back when defensive powers were still up for grabs.
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>>42984678
...
>JJ power
>wields fire, our phobia
>made a comment suggesting he knows/was told of us
Typhon you scoundrel!
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>>42984652
Well it wouldn't be a blowjob for Laura, but the snowman giving her a nosejob wouldn't it?
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>>42984714
Typhon a best waifu
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>>42984714
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>(1/2)
>LIMIT BRRREEEAKER

You can feel your legs about to give way. Soon the adrenaline will wear off, or the damage youтАЩre making worse and worse each second will tip over the edge into unbearable, and youтАЩll be fucked.

тАЬSure.тАЭ It comes out bloody, raw. тАЬWhatever.тАЭ

YouтАЩve had enough of crazy. YouтАЩve had enough of this.

You reach down into your chest, past your heart, past your pulse, and find the spark that refuses to die. And you let it fill you up тАУ let it surge into your arms and legs, into your breath, into your blood. It burns under your skin, but not like fire.

He charges, his legs distending, joints bursting and twisting, transforming his gait into one of digitigrade grace. Reminds you of a Spielberg raptor, kinda. The smoke parts upon his back, his watery shadow exploding into a flare of insane, translucent fire, sending him streaking toward you like a comet.

And in the instant before heтАЩs upon you, you know what is about to happen.

You focus all your strength тАУ all your inner fury, your fire тАУ into your fist, and shift aside, just a step. Just a crucial inch.
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>>42984714
He did fight Goblin and Doc Ock before.
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>>42984720
Man if you think its your nose you stick up in there your doing it wrong or have a very skilled set of nasal passages.
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>>42984762
I think he's implying the snowman would fuck her with its carrot.
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>>42984762
He's saying since the snowman's nose is a large carrot.
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>(2/2)

His claws тАУ big, black talons, their edges glowing with metabolic heat тАУ rake across your flank, slicing through flesh and bone with equal, casual ease. You feel your blood boiling at his touch, turning to steam almost the second it splashes free of you.

And you punch him right in the center of his chest.

There is a sound like the universe ending, a trumpet-roar that deafens your ears and splits the ground beneath your feet. And he vanishes. One moment heтАЩs in front of you, and the next heтАЩs soaring through the air, his water-shadow literally exploding from his former location as the force of the blow rolls across the street. He hits one of the few tower blocks still standing near the edge of the Scar and keeps going, a trail of debris rising in his wake. The building teeters unsteadily, before coming crashing down, impact of its collapse shaking the Scar.

You feel the light fade out.

>Solar Charges: 0/5

The one thing stopping you from staring at your fist in amazement is the sudden, nauseating reminder that youтАЩve had a good portion of your flank gouged out, and instead you find yourself cringing all the way down to your knees, the blood already soaking through your jacket.

Damn.

>[ ] Grab Rahne and claw-girl, get out.
>[ ] Try to secure or whatever the Six.
>[ ] Try to finish off the Six.
>[ ] Write in.
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>>42984772
>>42984781
That would make more sense yes.
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>>42984784
>[ ] Try to secure or whatever the Six.
interrogation time!
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>>42984784
>[ ] Try to secure or whatever the Six.
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>>42984784
>[ ] Grab Rahne and claw-girl, get out
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>>42984784
>>[ ] Grab Rahne and claw-girl, get out.
You did good JJ.
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>>42984784
>>[ ] Try to finish off the Six.
No more villain harrasment, mutants will be free
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>>42984784
>[ ] Try to finish off the Six.
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>>42984784
>[ ] Grab Rahne and claw-girl, get out.
Time to fuck off
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>>42984784
>[X] Try to finish off the Six.

Fuck morals we have people to protect.
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>>42984784
>>[ ] Grab Rahne and claw-girl, get out.
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>>42984784
>Finish off who we can
>[ ] Grab Rahne and claw-girl, get out.
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>>42984784
>>[ ] Try to secure or whatever the Six.
>>
>>42984784
>[ ] Try to finish off the Six.
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>>42984784
>[ ] Try to finish off the Six.
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>>42984784
>[x] Grab Rahne and claw-girl, get out.
Gotta get gone, we can't keep this up.
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>[x] Grab Rahne and claw-girl, get out.
gotta know when to hold'em, when to fold'em and when to run.
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>>42984784
>[ ] Grab Rahne and claw-girl, get out
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>>42984784

>[ ] Try to secure or whatever the Six.
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>>42984784
>[ ] Try to finish off the Six.
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>>42984784
>[ ] Grab Rahne and claw-girl, get out.
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>>42984784
>>[ ] Try to secure or whatever the Six.
Do NOT let them get up and give chase. It's not like fleeing will help us heal faster.


Also, Crusty, is JJ aware he picks up charge faster with his wings out?
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>>42984784
>[ ] Try to finish off the Six.
We killed owl, now we must finish what he have started.
Reminder the path to t3 requires death.
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>>42984784
>[ ] Try to secure or whatever the Six.
This is the part where Spidey shows up, no finish pls
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>>42984784
>[x] grab rhane and claw girl and get out.
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>>42984737

FALCON

>>42984784

PAUNCH!!!!
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>>42984784
>Try to grab Goblin and drag his ass out. Yell at the others, "You are now the Sinister Five. Unless you want to be the Sinister Zero, stay the FUCK out of my neighborhood!"
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>>42984784

>[ ] Try to finish off the Six.

Prove that we can handle ourselves without the Brotherhood.
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>>42984818
>>42984813
>>42984826
>>42984822

the logical thing would be to interrogate them
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>>42984784
>[ ] Grab Rahne and claw-girl, get out.

This guy has the same powers as us but a level or two higher. Subdermal 4 = it gets stronger the more you get hit. Nat weapon 4 = Raptor legs.
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>>42984784
>>[ ] Grab Rahne and claw-girl, get out.
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>>42984784
>[ ] Try to finish off the Six.

You don't come into JJ's house like this and expect to leave.
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>>42984784
>[ ] Try to secure or whatever the Six.
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>>42984784
>>[ ] Try to finish off the Six.

>splitting the "deal with them" vote from the "run" vote
Dammit Crusty.
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>>42984784
>[ ] Try to secure or whatever the Six.
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>>42984853
the logical thing would be not to act like a b movie villain and play with your mortal enemies
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>>42984784
>>[ ] Grab Rahne and claw-girl, get out.
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>>42984784
>[ ] Try to finish off the Six.
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>>42984784
>>[ ] Try to secure or whatever the Six.
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>>42984784
>>[ ] Try to secure or whatever the Six.
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>>42984853
They're SUPERS. Interrogation is rather hard.
>>42984784
>Finish off who we can
>[ ] Grab Rahne and claw-girl, get out.
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>>42984784
>>[ ] Try to finish off the Six.
The king of the forest shall bear an iron crown
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>>42984784
>>[ ] Try to secure or whatever the Six.

Running doesn't help.
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>>42984784
>[ ] Try to finish off the Six.

At least Doc Ock.
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>>42984784
>[ ] Try to secure or whatever the Six.
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>>42984784
>[ ] Try to secure or whatever the Six.
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>>[ ] Try to finish off the Six.
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>>42984784
>[ ] Grab Rahne and claw-girl, get out.
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>>42984784
>>[ ] Try to finish off the Six.
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>>42984784
>[ ] Try to finish off the Six.
FUUUUCK THESE NIGGERS
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>>42984784
>[ ] Grab Rahne and claw-girl, get out.
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>>42984784
>>[ ] Try to finish off the Six.
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>>42984848
Oh, wow, shit, that's nice.
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>>42984784
>Finish off who we can
>[ ] Grab Rahne and claw-girl, get out.
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And then samefag reined down upon the thread in a great fury.
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>>42984784
>Try to finish off the Six.
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>>42984784
>[ ] Try to secure or whatever the Six.
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Have you no shame, edgy samefag?
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>>42984784
>>[ ] Try to finish off the Six.
The king and his knights shall fall to the dragon
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>>42984784
>Finish off who we can
>[ ] Grab Rahne and claw-girl, get out.
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