How about some embarrassing stories, /tg/?
>This morning, game day
>Wake up early for Rogue Trader brain is still off
>Waiting for GM to prepare, everyone is sharing funny pics
>I'm checking various accounts, see that some stupid shit I posted on FA last night got some attention an laugh
>"whatcha laughing at, anon?"
>oh just this
>I fucking link them to the pic on my FurAffinity account
>Immediately realize what I've done
>Right below the pic are lewd scaly drawings by me
>They follow the link and laugh at the pic and seem to move on
>But I know they know.
>Oh god they know
I had been a closet scaly for years, and one little slip-up has prolly just made me the weirdest fuck in the group. I'm so goddamn embarrassed. Someone please tell me some even more embarrassing stories to make me feel better, please?
>>48330030
Relax, faggot. No one cares what you fap to.
Now fuck off, and delete the thread after you.
>>48330030
I let my friend borrow my phone and I left vore pictures open on it.
End my fucking life...
>>48330030
I was half drunk and looking at funny pictures during my 5e game (my guy was unconscious and everyone was looting the balor horde and left me there smoldering slightly). They asked me what was so funny so I linked them the /k/ thread about tge guy who got a Remington shotgun barrel stuck in his ass.
I can't hide my incredibly different sense of humor anymore.
>>48330030
Why are you a furfag? There's so many better things you could be, like almost anything else. It's disheartening to know that there are so many people like you in this hobby.
>>48330030
Not me but I've been sitting on this image for a lil bit
>>48330030
Not me, but sort of related
>playing EDH at a friend's place
>start out with Eight-and-a-Half-Tails Voltron
>friend lives with his brother
>brother comes downstairs, sort of knows about MTG but not really
>sees my deck and becomes VERY interested
>finish game 1, we switch decks, brother is dismayed, leaves to meet friends
>go upstairs to the bathroom, catch glimpse into brother's room
>FOX PICTURES EVERYWHERE
And that's when I found out my best friend's brother is a gay furry
>Be me
>>48330030
>2009
>reading D&D 3.5's Expanded Psionics Handbook while on the shitter
>book partly in right hand and partly on right knee
>picking my nose with my left while waiting for my ass to realize it's poop time
>give myself a nosebleed but don't notice immediately
>blood spatters on the page I'm reading
>frantically try to wipe it off
>stain and tear the page
I can never use this book again.
>>48330521
That's not really embarrassing, your group just sounds like a bunch of pussies
In a turn of bitter irony, I dropped my entire unit of Terradon riders on some rocks.
There were no survivors; is this Be'lakor's vengeance?
>>48331809
So you were reading a book about psionics and suddenly got a nosebleed? Have you considered you latent physic powers, anon?
>>48330030
If they haven't started acting any differently around you then it just means they don't care or that that they're good friends. People have sex-related things in their lives. Liking anthropomorphic creatures covered in scales isn't much weirder than wanting to rub your dick on someone's feet.
Now stop using furaffinity for anything other than porn you fucking troglodyte.
>>48332028
Buddy I had my finger so deep in my nose I was scratching my brain, that was entirely my own fault.
>>48332120
But I have prons to post. I'm using it for what it's for
>>48330030
>I play RPGs
>I am a furry
There are more furries in this stupid hobby than women.
>>48333089
We've probably been here longer than you, anon
>>48333230
I don't care.
>>48333230
Dirt has been eaten longer than pizza has. Doesn't mean dirt is better than pizza.
>>48333587
Which American pizza chain do you think is most likely to put dirt on your pizza as a topping if you request it?
>>48330030
I did a pretty similar thing, but my 'c' key didn't register to overwrite my clipboard, and so I linked my normie friends to a fucking Hirame doujin.
And you know what I found on one of those normies' dropbox account a few months later?Fucking Hirame doujins. All of them.
>>48333601
Dominos does it even if you don't request it, so I'd say that one.
>>48330093
Are you me? Cause if it was a girl you shared the phone withlike I did, well then we got ourselves a suicide pact.
>>48330424
I second this fact.
>>48333699
Seems to be a pretty common thing, though mine was tentacles rather than vore
>Anon can I use your phone for a sec? I gotta call home
Sure
>Yo Anon is this a joke?
H-haha what?
>What the fuck is this?
[Screaming internally]
I tried to play it off as me taking the piss, but I'm like 90% sure she only pretended to buy it.
>>48330030
>GM'ing in high school, 3e D&D
>Black guy wants to join the group
>Literally wants to play as a Drow
>The Big Bad is a Drow, all enemies are Drow
>1st level campaign anyways
>No go bro
>He rolls an Elf fighter who duel-wields katanas and has black skin
>Have to ask how black of skin the character has, because I think he tried making a Drow anyways
"Black"
>Please clarify
"Black as the moonless night and fear"
>Fucker, that's a Drow
>NPCs treat his character with suspicion and disdain due to recent Drow attacks
>Gets mad in- and out-of-game, claiming it's racist
>Will not listen to reasons
>Rest of party ends up rallying around him, don't judge a book by its cover, etc.
>Starts to win over NPCs with this stuff
>Pretty cool party growth, giving me plot hooks to work with
>Fucker proceeds to not show up for sessions for 2 months
>When asked what his character would've been doing in the mean-time, he replies that he's been robbing merchants in the area
>u wut m8
>When guards try to apprehend him, tries playing the race card in- and out-of-game AGAIN
>Dies fighting the guards with massive attack penalties due to not actually taking exotic weapon proficiencies or dual-wielding feats
>Never comes back and starts telling everyone that I'm a racist
>>48333820
Things that never happened: /pol/ edition
>>48333587
And dirt will be there long, long after pizza has decayed and perhaps become fertile dirt as well. It is a beautiful inevitable cycle we're all a part of.
>>48333820
>black teenagers admitted to playing D&D
sure thing
That reminds me of this thread I dug up in archives
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/13393514/
>>48330370
I remember that one. Just proves Remshit theory.
>>48332135
Well of course you did the physical work, but are you sure the PsyHB didn't subliminally demand your blood?
>>48333638
>And you know what I found on one of those normies' dropbox account a few months later?
>Fucking Hirame doujins. All of them.
I bet they were low-res scans with watermarks.
mubp
>>48333749
>>48333699
>>48330093
Protip for you three: When a girl asks to use your phone, she's checking out whether she can tell you're a major creep by your wallpaper and such. She was probably already getting bad signs from you and wanted to confirm before bugging out.
