I'm very disappointed that nobody made a new thread.
I find this lack of costance very pathetic.
Therefore, on point.

> reposting from >>48319120

Oi! 'umies! Are ya sure you izn't orkz? Ya ain't green and green iz best, but you'z livin' on a 'ulk and you'z gotz a lotta nice looted dakka, choppa and gubbinz.

Perpahz you'z sick and lozt you propa' skin color? I fink dat'z yer mad dok's fault! Ya shoud stomp 'im to turn you back nice an' green!

>>48320827
I am 100% sure we are not orks, just look at Lead-Thrower in my honour guard for an example.
If there were any orks among us it most certainly wouldn't be him.

>>48320325

Brother, we have lost many of ourselves in the Emperors glory to slay the heretical Daemon Primarch Horus, we shall not surrender whilst the Emperors light still shines through the never ending warp

Brothers! I return from my tenure at the deathwatch! It was a rather innteresting venture to say the least...

Jesus Christ we're still doing this thing? Move on already, the obsession is pathetic.
Good work soldiers.

>>48320827
Brothers, are we gonna ignore the fact that there's a krork in our fortress? Yes, I know, I once mistook brother Lead-Throwa for a krork, but this time that's not Lead-Throwa!

...well, at least you can tell it's not him by the lack of scope on his weapon.

>>48321132
What is a Krork Brother Ecron?
Some strange new combination of Kroot and Ork?

>>48321526
>OCC
I also in true Pathetic manner have only just realised that I spelt company wrong in my name.

>>48320301
4th Company reporting in.

>>48321526
Brother-Captain, haven't you heard about krorks, those green-skinned savages, a race of brutal warriors?
By the way, who are these "orks" you're talking about?

Wait a second... Did I said krorks? O-Of course I m-meant orks! What is a Krork anyway! Indeed, what a silly word! Let's just blame it on warp fuckery, as we always do!

>>48321786
Damn ork warp fuckery.

ok, feel free to correct me, but are these threads similar in nature to that of Penal regiment /tg/? You know, a roleplay thread? Not that I'm against it! I'd be more than happy to sign up if that were the case.

>>48321936
They are very similar, but with more idiocy and patheticness.

Ok... I'm having no luck or too much luck.

Roll 1: Twin-linked Missile Launcher

Roll 2: Plasma Grenades

Roll 3 (did a 10 roll hoping for something worthy of the Pathetic Marines):
Heavy Bolter with Torrent, Instant Death, Shred
Grav-Amp
Digital Weapons
EMP Grenades
Mastercraft Quickened Multi-Melta
Tau Heavy Rail Rifle (Terminator Only) with Pinning and Melta
Necron Voidblade with Blind, Instant Death, Refined (+1S)
Eldar Webway Portal
Power Maul with Haywire
Hellfire Shells

>>48321820
The worst kind of warp fuckery.

>>48321936
>OOC

It's pretty much turned into it's own unique mass of crazy and awesome at this point. If you need filling in, go back and read through the threads and see the madness unfold for yourself! But for right now, just go to the link in the last thread, find your Gift, and join us on this glorious Crusade brother!

>>48321786
Hmm, your lack of knowledge on one of Mankinds oldest foes is troublingly Pathetic brother Notan Ecron... I approve wholeheartedly!

>>48322060
>OOC

Ignoring your pretty amazing luck all things concidered, take whatever you want. It may have stared out as "Only those with terrible Wargear may enter" but we've evolved past that now. So take whatever Gift you prefer (or roll one more time and take that Gift no matter what it is) and join the Crusade brother!

>>48322031
just how Penal regiment /tg/ started! Sign me up and call me daisy I'm joining this! If no one minds I'll take up the banner of IX captain

>>48322060
>Rolls ten weapons and none of them have Blunted
I don't know why, but I get the feeling that the 4th maybe Company with the least members

>>48322114
Uh... thank you, Chapter Master? I guess...
Damn. Why do they keep renaming these things? What's next? Orruks?

>>48322199
Brother, you should grab a weapon from our incredibly pathetic arsenal!

http://www.miniwargaming.com/deathwatch_itemgenerator

>>48322299
Brother Captain, it simply means that the Emperor wishes for your company to contain only the most promisingly pathetic melee fighters amongst our number. And as such, his hand is at work within your company. You should feel honoured to say the least!

>>48322371
Hmm... I this shall do. What do you think Brother? Or should I try for something more 'pathetically brutal?"

Eldar Webway Portal
Gain Deep Strike. Will not scatter when arriving. Can bring up to two other models with him and arrive as a "unit

>>48322428
Close quarters has always been a passion of mine after all.

... By the way. Is it just me... or are we now orbiting some planet?

>>48322163
Actually I've already come up with a way to make this lucky git pathetic...

What is more pathetic (or might I say it soulreaving) than an a Marine of 8 centuries that has never truly experienced battle?

>>48322299
4th company Soulreavers currently has no members listed.

>>48322483
So Brother Daucus Savitus

Look these up, it'll make you laugh.

>>48322557
Damn... need to develop a problem with punctuation.

>>48322428
Brother, you don't choose a weapon, but the weapon chooses you!
This is your destiny, the will of the Emperor in solid form is in your hands!
This piece of xeno-tech will bring you and your company to glory!
Your path will be incredibly pathetic, but that's how we do it!
Because we are His Least Favored! We are the Pathetic Marines, and that is our way!
None more pathetic!

>>48322482
A planet Brother? That looks like an asteroid to me. Are we near Caliban or is it an Ork Rok again?

>>48322482
Finally we have a captain for the 9th!

I'll inform the inquisitor to update the ranks section of the wiki!

>>48321092
Are you in for a place in the VI?

I've got a question, Who's the Navigator for the Bastion of Weakness?

>>48322371
Not a problem brother! On a side note, I think you should see the Apothecary and his Carnifex about your back. I have never once seen yo stand strait up, and while I know it doesn't affect your combat prowess, I worry that something may happen to it eventually. And we only have one Patheticnaught chassis.

>>48322726
The what?

>>48322726
Why, the Bastion of Weakness herself! For reason no one can or are willing to explain, the Bastion seems to jump in and out of the Warp, depositing us wherever we are needed!

>>48322633
As always, your wisdom is much appreciatedin this matter most Pathetic Chaplin.

>>48322670
I believe it to be neither brother Captain! Also... I think that may be an Eldar transport of some kind to the left of it.

>He'd point out the large, atmosphere venting hole and towards the large 300 mile wide asteroid.
>Low and behold, there would be an actual Eldar ship floating above it.

Should we... should we prepare to attack? Or let them try to attack us?

>>48322758
That would explain why there's an Eldar ship next to that asteroid then...

>>48322774
Lets blast it with the most powerful thing we have Brother.
Do we currently have anything exterminatus capable pointed in its vague direction or shall we resort to the powerfists again?

>>48322869
What are you saying?
We DO have actually some exterminatus equipement ready!
Let's load some of the 3rd and of the 9th in boarding torpedos and shoot them!

>>48322774
Hmm, the Eldar are assholes, but at the same time they have been known to help humans if the times are desperate. But we have stolen literally hundreds of their weapons and artifacts for our own purposes... Stay on high alert brothers, only attack if they fire upon us. And if they try to board, than may the Emperor have mercy on their foul souls.

>>48322670
Near our Fortress even the most advanced Forge Worlds look like miserable chunks of rock.
I believe that our patheticness is able to spread, somehow.

>>48322732
No need to worry brother! I don't think that our Apothecary and his "pet" are able to help me with my... "condition". I mean, just look at our terminators, they are all hunched over, but their armor is designed this way! Maybe we've got a spare terminator suit laying around somewhere?

>>48322894
Not yet my brothers! As pathetic as we are, I will not have us called stupid! To our faces

>>48322894
I shall have my company prepared within two minutes brother!

>>48322949
Does anyone remember where the communications systems are? I'd like to know what in the Emperors name is happening out there.

Excellent work brother, but do not fire until I give the order.

>>48322919
I think it is well passed that point Brother... you do realise that such a large hole venting atmosphere isn't usually normal for our Fortress Monastery. As such, I feel we should attempt to retaliate against there far more pathetic forces.

>>48322972
I believe them to be three decks up, in what used to be the bridge for battle barge "Unnecessary Subtleties".

>>48322972
>>48323050
Our communication systems? You mean, two tin cans and a piece of string? I believe it's just one
can now.

>>48322983
>OOC

Fuck I misread that. Oh well, time to rectify that the only way Space Marines know how!

>IC

Brothers! The Eldar have come to slay more of the Emperors children! Will His most Pathetic warriors stand for such atrocities? 3rd and 9th Companies, prepare to board the enemy vessel! Captain Ismael, find our Webway Gates and prepare to deepstrike within the Eldar ship! Stand firm brothers, for we fight the Emperors wars this day! NONE MORE PATHETIC! NONE MORE WORTHY!

>>48323083
Whatever the case maybe. It is useless to try to contact these horrid Xenos. Let our pathetic might purge them from existence before they scratch the paint of our belovedly pathetic Monastery!

>>48323112
NONE MORE WORTHY! NONE MORE PATHETIC CHAPTER MASTER!

>He'd quickly make his way towards the nearest armoury, before stocking up on a Boltgun, a few Krak grenades, and his "gift". Before preparing to use it to deep strike himself, and several others, within the enemy vessel.

is everyone gone...? Should I continue on?

>>48323360
OOC

I dunno. We've had a pretty fun few days, but all things eventually come to an end.

I shall shoot them with my gift from the fortress!
>BANG
>BANG
>BANG
>BANG
I think i got some!

>>48323360

We are all still here.
We are waiting to see what will your marines do.


I'm TRYING tho, I'm fucking half blind and I can't find my holo-visor.

>>48323360
>OOC

I'm honestly just waiting for someone to start posting as the Eldar again. These threads can slow down every now and again, especially since I think a lot of us are in different time zones. Wait a few more minutes, or right now if you have something cool, and post to your hearts content.

>>48323390
ooc

Why, you are Pathetic both IN and OUT of charachter?

You make our chapter proud

>>48323192
>The Captain of the tenth company, along with several heavy bolter wielding Devastators are instantly teleported onto the ship through the use of the Eldar Web way Portal.
>The Eldar within the room have but a moment to gaze at the silver armored space marines before one word is uttered by the Captain.
FIRE!!!
>Within seconds, hundreds of 1.00 caliber explosive rounds are fired into the small crowd of Eldar. Turning them, and everything around them, into piles of bloody meat and wraithbone armor.

Cleanse this vessel in the name of the Emperor! Leave not one of these foul witches standing within our Pathetic path!

>At this. The squad would begin making its way through the vessel. Cleansing any Xenos in sight.

>>48323526
Of the ninth company* (fuck you auto correct!)

>>48323526

>The Captain of the 10thcompany looks blindly around himself, confused heavily why he was teleporte on the ship along with the 9th.

HOLIEST EMPEROR'S BALLS WHY AM I HERE?!?!?

>>48323526
Excellent brother, cleanse the Xenos filth and return home with tales of your Pathetic Glory!

>>48323542
>OOC

Don't worry, it happens to all of us.

>>48323413
>Several smaller boarding craft are quickly launched from the Eldar vessel, and they begin screaming towards the Space Hulk. Intent of cleansing it of the Mon'keigh filth within.
>Soon enough, dozens of smaller boarding craft have made their way towards, and landed within. Deploying numerous amounts of Eldar forces within.

Leave no Mon'keigh alive upon this horrid vessel! Show them no mercy, for none shall be shown back!

>>48323557
Has anyone seen the Captain of the Blindwing? He said something about recaf and walked in the direction of the Webway Gates, and now no one can find him.

>>48323557
No idea captain, I'll cover for you!
>Starts shooting out spray of scenery erasing rockets...in entirely the right direction (this is, you must understand, a complete coincidence as I usually can't hit a barn door from inside the barn.)

>>48323602
>Mon'keigh
EEK!
>Suddenly Meltabeams!

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>48323580
>Upon sighting the chapter master, a small group from the Eldar boarding party quickly take cover, before fireing upon him as well as those around him

Leave none alive!
no idea how fighting will go, so I'll simply use the rules from the other threads I've been in

>>48323602
The Eldar have boarded, I repeat, the Eldar have boarded the Bastion of Weakness!

...

>(Mad laughter can be heard throughout the Space Hulk, seeming to come from the steel of the vessel itself.)

May the Emperor have mercy on their worthless souls. Brothers of the Honor Guard, with me! It's time to show these foul Xenos the meaning of "home field advantage"!

>>48323643
>OOC

Fair enough

>>48323602
>BANG
>Kill 4 Eldar in a single shot despite not being 50 meters away
Brothers! I have finally hit something whilst up close, praise the Emperor!

>Special Rules: Scout Captain, Blind Fury activated

The captain has rolled off far from the other fellow Marines and finds himself stealthed in the middel of the Eldars.

What's this noises? Moving clumsily around with His Hammer, Captain Ismael swings it.

>Now every Eldar needs to roll for a save in the proximity.

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>48323643
>>48323670
>Sadly, due to various amounts if warp fuckery. Including the fact that the inner workings of the ship seem to be laughing, causes the Eldar to lose focus, as they begin to believe they may be dealing with the forces of chaos!

These are no ordinary Space Marines brothers and sisters! These are the very forces of Chaos!!! DUN DUN DUUUUUN! Cleanse this vessel of their warp infused TAINT!

>The Eldar would then resume to fire upon the Chapter Master, as well as his incoming Honour guard.

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>48323716

>>48323716
>>48323747

To clarify why all of this
>>48295265

>>48323733
god those rolls... ugh...

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>48323733
Stand firm my brothers! Show these fools the Emperors light!

>OOC

I will assume that you guys are speaking the Eldar language, otherwise I would react to the Chaos comment... angrily. If I am wrong in this, please correct me.

Rolled 3, 2 = 5 (2d6)

>>48323733
XENO DETECTED, PATHETICNOUGHT ENGAGING.

(Rolling for double gets hot)

>>48323758
well I don't know if I succeeded or not. That's for you decide

>>48323770
they are indeed speaking Eldar
>>48323777
>>48323770

>The fire power of the Marines is far to much for the Eldar to stand. And in moments, most of the group are torn to pieces. While the rest begin pulling back.

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>48323733
...
...fresh meat.

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>48323733
CHAOS? How dare you talk about the fortress that way! He's just special, that's all it is.
>BANG

>>48323780
>OOC

I'm just going with "higher rolls = more success". I'm not trying deny you anything, that's just the system that makes more sense to me personally. To many Headmaster Quests I guess. (If such a thing were possible)

Rolled 10, 11 = 21 (2d20)

>>48323829
Damn it, I must be too close!
>runs away then proceeds to
>BANG
>BANG

>>48323818
Quickly my brothers, the Xenos retreat! Press the advantage, destroy them utterly! NONE MORE PATHETIC!

>(All Pathetic Marines respond with "NONE MORE WORTHY!")

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>48323830
trust me, that's what I've been going with. Usually I find it's 11 equals a small success (in this case it would be one or two Eldar dead) where as a Nat 20 would be everything dead, and surrounding units fleeing and not getting to fire. Along with a few other things.

>>48323859
>While the first shot is a miss, the second shot manages to pierce one of the Eldar through the leg. But he couldn't times firing none the less!

Rolled 1, 3 = 4 (2d6)

>>48323880
NONE MORE WORTHY!

FIRING SECOND VOLLEY!

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>48323880
NONE MORE WORTHY!
CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE!

>Captain Ismael start charging in the general direction of the Eldar, but rams facefirst into an interior wall of the Eldar vessel, creating a breach.

I roll to see how many Eldar were stampeded during the charge

>>48323916
That's a pathetic kill tally

>>48323909
NOOO! My neutron blaster has overheated again!

>>48323859
>>48323908
WELL FUCK ME! OUR FIRST CRIT ARRIVES!!! now this is where we ask you. Do you want to make a new character? It's up to you if your sniper dies. If not, I'd suggest that an arm or a leg (maybe both) gets blown off. But it's up to you

Rolled 4, 3 = 7 (2d6)

>>48323880
NONE MORE WORTHY!

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>48323880

...give me your skin, little eldar...


...oh yes, I've almost forgot. NONE MORE WORTHY!

Rolled 5, 6 = 11 (2d6)

>>48323880
OOK OK OOK EEK!

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>48323908
>OOC

Well than... the Dice Gods are fickle lords, that's for damn sure.

>IC

>As the Eldar retreat back to their boarding ships, they are able to mount a successful defense of that area of the Hulk, grinding the battle to a stalemate.

Do not let them gain any ground my brothers! We must hold them here before the Champion arrives!

Rolling for Company Champion to get in among the boarding force

>>48323943
>NOOO! My neutron blaster has overheated again!
Hearing this pathetic cry from the Patheticnought, some marines of the scout company already send word to the techmarines to prepare a substitute Pathetic Engine

>>48323952
>>48324020
>Tyranid Bonesword
>S User, AP 3, Lifedrain (Instant Death on To Wound of 6)
>Additional Traits: Refined (+1 S), Force
My force sword shall avenge our delicious fallen brother

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>48324058
>fuck forgot to roll

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>48323959
>While the missile reaches close to the target. It does little but to damage a nearby bulkhead , and pelt a few Eldar with small bits of shrapnel.

Keep firing! We must cleanse this vessel of its Chaotic TAINT!
>>48324016
Several bunched up Eldar are torn to shreds by the space marines weaponry, but they do timey to fight back hard!
>>48324020
Sadly. Their champion can do little else but get towards them! For the Eldar are a quick and nimble race of xeno!

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>48324094
Ook ok eek!.
>Reaches into his voluminous body hair and pulls out something like the Infinity Gauntlet and slides it over one of his feet.
OOK EEK!

>>48324094
DAMN YOU CRITICUS!!!!
>One of the Eldar boarding leaders, in a panicked tone of voice, sends a message to the nearby Eldar ship
The Mon'Keigh are too much Farseer! Their powers of Chaos are too strong and We're being overwel- GAAAAAAH!!!
>This message is cut short, as the Eldar is mowed down by a swath of rounds.

Rolled 6 (1d6)

>>48324037
My fail engine is damaged, my primary weapon in need of repair, but the enemies of the Emperor still draw breath...

ENGAGING WITH BOLT PISTOL!

(Rolling again for overheat)

>>48324135
>OOC
Holy balls!

>>48323952
>OOC

I'll leave that to the guy playing Captain Shotgun Sniper. And if you mean me, I'll lose a leg, as I like this character a great deal.

>IC

>As the Chapter Master charges the line, killing two of the Eldar boarders with sustained Hellfire rounds, a Fire Dragon Exarch looses a devastating shot, severing Heavy Bolter Guys right leg at the knee.

ARRGE! (Noise of pain, I don't know) My brothers! We must fight on! I will fire form here, now go and avenge my kicking leg!

>The Chapter Master will no longer make combat rolls for himself, unless the Eldar charge his position, the rear lines of the Pathetic Marines.

>>48324135
GOD DAMN YOU CRITICUS!!! So I may have killed a character from the tenth company! That doesn't mean you.punish me for it!!!

>The last of Eldar soon fall from the combined might of the Pathetic Marines. Their bodies staining the deck plates red with blood and gore.

>>48324135
Chaplin Jokearo, make them repent.

>OOC

Holy fuck the Emperor loves us

OOC

>>48324203
For what did he roll?
I'm getting lost in this clusterfuck!

>>48324203
>>48324189
>OOC

I think by Jokearo standards that gauntlet is the equivalent of a titan weapon...like a Plasma Blastgun...or a Volcano Cannon.

>>48324172
>As the body if the last Eldar left upon the ships bridge crumples to the floor in a bloody mess, the ninth company Captain would send out a message to the Chapter Master.

Chapter Master. The Eldar vessel has been secured, and all crew members have been eliminated. What are your orders?

>>48324227
>OOC
Holy Emperor on the Throne.

>>48324222
>OOC
I think my character got pissed that his "puny" Melta-ring wasn't working...so he pulled out the Jokearo version of a titan weapon and shot the eldar with that.

>>48324157
Wait wait wait, I forgot my neutron blaster has instant death rules...

...and it overheated...

PATHETICNOUGHT DOWN!

>>48324189
Praise the Emperor my brothers, for the day is ours! Brother Captain, how goes the boarding action? And has anyone seen Captain Ismael? But for now, I must find the Apothacary and his pet, for I apear to be passing out from blood loss.

>Chapter Master Heavy Bolter Guy than falls over, though none know how he stood up with only one leg.

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>48324172
>OOC
Shotgun sniper died from a brutal headshot and was promptly 'sent to join the emperor' eaten by the librarian(new character) who jumped over from another hulk in the warp
>IC
These delicious eldar will die by my claw- i mean hands

>>48324058
So that's the guy! >>48304423 → #

>>48324135
And now I'm proud to be a chaplain.
You know your job well, Brother Jokearo.

>>48324242
>OOC
Well we know that their average jewelry can pack as much punch as a Lascannon, so the whole gauntlet thing isn't really surprising.

>>48324237
Very good brother Captain! Let us see if we can add to the power of our Monastery! Bring the Eldar ship to us!

And make a roll on your ability to do so, for the sake of fairness.

>>48324258
Yes, he was quite tasty- i mean it was disgusting but now the librarian got free and took over my mind and is controlling me from afar, he is somewhere, don't look for him.

>>48324253
It appears Captain Ismael was teleported aboard the vessel alongside one of my squads of Devastators. He's somewhere on-board, but I have no idea as to where.

>>48324301
*very distorted words can be heard trough the vox, along with a costant hammering*
*all the vox marine can hear clearly are two single words*

FUCK WALLS!

>Wakes up with a ringing headache, last memory is of several hard blows being delivered to my head.

Brothers it seems I was rendered unconscious by something. Have we been attacked?

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>48324281
Understood Chapter Master. I shall inform you when we are ready to dock.

>Grabbing, and peeling off one of the Eldar corpses from his console. The ninth company Captain would attempt to activate the ships engines and send it towards the chapters Fortress Monastery.

>>48324326
Ook.
>Hands him a banana.

can i join in the warp fuckery? Also didn't one of us have a warp gate on board?

>>48324347

>OOC
So this chaplain has also basic medical treatment knowledge!

>>48324341
Another piece for the Bastion of Weakness!

>>48324317
Well... that sounds painful... should I have my Devastators peel you off the wall, or should I wait until the servitors are able to? It honestly depends upon how pathetic your face plant was...

>>48324294
Well thank Emperor for that!
After all, we're all fleshlin... uh, human beings here, right?

>>48324375
I say we wait until Bastie has incorporated the ship into herself and the find the captain.

>>48324372
http://www.miniwargaming.com/deathwatch_itemgenerator

Get a weapon from here, by its trait you will be put in a company, and then you will be one of ours.

>>48324341
Mind if I have that?

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>48324372
WAAAAIT! are you the same redshirt who showed up this Tuesday to Penal regiment tg? If so it'd me! Malak Ordenius!

>>48324341
>Sadly. The console is to filled with bullets holes to be considered functioning, so he would try the next nearest one

>>48324326
>(Pained groaning)

All is well brother captain, just a little skirmish to get the blood flowing! Also I've lost a leg and Captain Sniper Shotgun appears to be dead. But we've gained hundreds of new weapons and possibly a new ship for the Bastion of Weakness! Speaking of which, brother Davik, how goes the acquisition, do you need assistance?

>>48324375

>OOC
I'm going by BF:Gothic for the ship structure durability.

Eldar ships are very frail compared to others, so I'm just carving a path trough walls right now

>>48324390
Of course we are not-so-tasty brother!

>>48324407
How the hell did you get on board!?!

seriously... aren't you on bastion ? Not the Eldar ship?

>>48324426
So that means we can get a new corridor in as well? I am loving this.

FUCK WAAAaaaAAAAAaAAaaaaAaAAaaaaaaaaaaaa!

I'm floating!

Damn xeno warp fuckery!
I'm floating!

...at least there are no more walls...

>>48324410
yep that's me

>>48324418
Wait! If Captain Shotgun is dead, that means that the next captain is...

...Brother Lead-Throwa!?

>>48324447
I went charging in to get a light snack- I mean vengeance for our fallen brother.

>>48324467
spoiler

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>48324418
The ship is on its way Pathetic Chapter Master. I'm just taking the time to shift through their data banks for a cargo manifest. Along side anything else of use.
rolling to see what I find!

>>48324465
Well shit...Chapter Master, I believe our captain has vented himself into space, can you confirm?

>>48324485
what do you mean by spoiler?

>>48324474
It means that unless Lead-Throwa challenges his command, Captain Shotgun will be the first Patheticnought to be a Captain.

>>48324519
>>48324485
Will we have a crossover at some point?

>>48324474
I shall let the Fourth decide who shall be their next captain. As I have no idea who is next in line for the captaincy.

>>48324465
Ah, there you are brother captain! Are you in need of assistance? The Auspex shows you to be floating in the void between ships.

>>48324519
I was being an asshole by mocking how every sentence said by you in every Pathetic Marines thread has been a spoiler

>>48324505
>He'd continue shifting through the ships data banks, before tossing moment to check the ships sensors.
Yeah... I can confirm this... have a Thunderhawk ready to go pick him up afterwards. I think he could use some 'SPACE'!

>he would chuckle at his play on words

>>48324520
And probably only Patheticnought seeing as the other guy blew himself up.

>>48324536
I FUCKIN HOPE SO! In fact... I'll go leave a message on the steam page tonight after I've had dinner

>>48324545

I wouldn't mind some help, my glorious Chpater Master, as I think I'm about to throw up my blessed lunch-rations.

*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGNiXGX2nLU plays in the distance*

>>48324547
sorry i just don't want to intrude upon this story without cause

Relentless pistol guy.
Slow and purposeful bike marine.
AP 6 powersword marine.
Sternguard who forgot to bring his special ammo.
ML 0 chief librarian.

>>48324584

>OOC

It's no problem friend! Nearly all the officers got in without much of a cause!
Or at least I did!

>>48324586
I beg your pardon?

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>48324520
>OOC
shotgun died instantly due to crit warp-fuckery
>IC
I shall destroy all of the snacks left alive on this craftworld,
For the hive- i mean Emperor.

>>48324618
>I beg your pardon?
Ideas for new space marines to the chapter.

>>48324347
> Takes the banana carefully in one hand, considers it for a moment before gently peeling it and then eating it in one go.
Thank you preacher, I needed that.

>>48324418
I see. I am saddened by the lose of Sniper Shotgun, but I an glad that his death has not been in vain. Who shall be promoted to his position.

>>48322383
Brother, I think you misunderstand, the IV is specialises in close-range assault actions, we are not strictly a melee force.

>>48322726
Why The Emperor does brother, he tell us where we are going with his Tarot and then guides us in the currents of the warp.

>>48324494
>As the ninth Captain continues shifting through the Eldar ships Data banks, his eyes would stop upon one of the files.
>Reading into it for a few moments, the Captain's Jaw would drop at the sight of what he's read, before mumbling out.

This isn't good... this isn't good at ALL!

>He'd then immediately Vox the Chapter Master. A sound of urgency in his voice

Captain Davik Orellini to Chapter Master Atticus. Come in Chapter Master! This is a priority one message to Pathetic Marines Chapter Master! Respond now!

>>48324577
>OOC
And now we have the theme song of Xth Company, excellent! Also I love that song.

>>48324584
I haven't looked into the Penal Regiment threads, but I don't see why a cross-over couldn't happen. And your not intruding, just have fun like everyone else!

>IC

>>48324577
Worry not my brother! We will have transport on it's way to pick you up very soon!

>>48324668
What is it Brother Captain? What news do you bring form the Eldar ship?

>>48324703
Chapter Master... if I'm reading this correctly, and my helmets translation features are not malfuctioning. Then we may have found something quite dire indeed!

>He'd quickly switch over a few settings that would enable him to transmit a live feed of what he is seeing.
>A large document spans before him, describing in great detail what could possibly be a Necron C'tan Shard deep within the nearby asteroid, alongside what's left of a possible necron tomb.

What are your orders Chapter Master?

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>>48324815
>OOC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwBNpIoPQz8

Hi folks, Greg from Human Resources here! Just a reminder that hazing among the ranks will not be tolerated, and a stern spanking will be administered by the Chapter Master to any found berating other Pathetic Marines.

Also, whomever keeps leaving the 'Dirty Dakka Chute' seat down after they use it will be glued to the bow of our Fortress Monastery and left there.

>>48324882
>>48324887
FUCKING KEK!!!

>>48324887
Ook!
>Flips him off with the foot wearing The Gauntlet.

>>48324815
Well, this news is troubling indeed. We cannot let an artifact of such power persist in the universe for a moment longer! But from what little knowledge we have of the Necrons, even Exterminatus may not fully destroy this abomination. Therefore, my orders are as such: the Pathetic Marines will board the asteroid, fight our way through the tomb, take the C'tan Shard, and throw it into the nearest star! Surly that will destroy all trace of it, and the vile power it contains!

>OOC

Yes I know what a C'tan is and does, but I highly doubt Heavy Bolter Guy would. Therefore throwing it into the heart of a star would be a good idea to someone who doesn't have the knowledge we fans do. That's my reasoning anyway.

>>48324937
what if we incorporate it into the bastion of weakness?

>>48324967
Redshirt that...is a perfect idea! I'm sure Bastie would enjoy the snack.

>>48324937
>Chaplain Ecron is suddenly having painful flashbacks for no particular reason.

Chapter Master! This is a VERY BAD IDEA. Well, how to explain it... Have you ever heard about a "pokeball"?

>>48324967
Hmm, the possibility is tempting, but before we make any kind of decision we must secure the Shard. Make what preparations you must my brothers, for the assault begins in a few hours! (Or whenever everyone wants too, timing this sort of thing could be difficult)

>>48324937
Very well, IV Company, to the Thunderhawks. I will not miss battle this time.
>Grabs Lascannon and makes for the hanger.

>>48325029
Hmm, mayhapes brother. Explain your reasoning, please.

>>48325042
Ook!
>Begins knuckling towards the hangar.

TO THE THUNDERCHICKENS!

>>48325094
Yes!
>Runs off down a side corridor.
I know where I'm going!

Rolled 8 (1d10)

With a very frustrated look in his eyes, Captain Ismael Messenius Aureus Donum Solis stands in the Thunderhawk, thinking.

Upon reaching the Bastion, he starts walking directly towards the Apothecarium, smashing some dozens of walls on the way.

Upon reaching the Apothecarium che notices nothing out of the ordinary, just the Apothecary petting his Carnifex.
''Brother.''
''Yes brother?''
''Do we have something like... being too much pathetic?''
''Why do you ask?''
''I think I am, brother.''

''Man, that's a depressing thought.'' comments the Carnifex

''I know, but it is not only a thought, but the truth. There must be done something about that.''
''What would you suggest then, Brother Captain?''
''I have intra-ocular augmetics, brother, I still don't remember why, but I need you to activate it.''

Shrugging his shoulders, the Apothecary answers:
''Whatever.''

>trustmeimamedic.jpg

>Rolling now to see how much of a sight I have after the operation.

>>48325057
Well, you see, this artifact contains a... uh... a Daemon! That's right! There's a Daemon inside this thing.
Except is not actually a Daemon, but something even scarier, an ancient entity that drains energy from the stars.
And if someone releases it, all life will be eradicated AT LEAST in this sector.

>>48325154
Well Brother Notan, I geuss you're not so pathetic after all.

>>48324937
>>48325029
>OOC
Oh boy, this is such a good plothook for Notan Ecron!

>>48325154
Hmm, that is strange and incredibly specific knowledge brother, but where would we be if we did not trust one another? As you seem to know a great deal about this C'tan Shard, what would you have us do Brother Notan Ecron?

>>48325154
Well what do you propose we do with it then chaplain? We cannot simply leave it here.

I shall banish the demon to the warp with my stick!

>>48325225

>OOC
What kind of stick is that, does it has any additional trait?
I need this to put you in a Company.

>>48325179
that's exactly one of the reasons I did it!

GREETINGS BROTHERS! IT SEEMS THAT MY VOX IS BROKEN. I CAN ONLY SHOUT!

>>48325217
>>48325223
Well... We can WEAPONISE it, of course!
But, in order to do that, we need one specific thing.
A box, exactly.

>>48325263
Would these be the boxes that some of our brothers carry but cannot figure out how to use?

>>48325242
a wooden stick with throwing and skyfire

>>48325263
That seems rather... ridiculous to say the least...

>>48325256
By the Emperor!

>>48325312
1st Company is for you!

>>48325263
If this thing is as powerful as you say, I do not feel that keeping it around is the best idea. We should seek to destroy it as soon as possible.

>>48325256
Greetings brother!
While you were slumbering we boarded and conquered an Eldar vessel, got a Company Captain for the 9th and I got an operation to the eyes!
Also the Chapter Master lost a leg and Captain Sniper Shotgun died.

>>48325347
IS THIS "C'TAN SHARD" A XENO? WE SHOULD DESTROY IT

>>48325311
I believe we are talking about the same thing, Chapter Master.

>>48325347
It is very powerful AND dangerous, but we have the technology in our hands. Literally.

>>48325347
>>48325395

I feel we should have this debate once the Shard is in our possession brothers. Arguing now will only divide us before the fight begins. But I promise, I will here all who would speak on this matter as soon as we have it before I make any decision.

>>48325376
And how did that operation go my brother?

I stand by trying to integrate it into the bastion.(it's fairly sentient already maybe it could overpower the c'tan) with a high enough role

>>48325465
It went very well, my glorious chapter master.

Only, now I'll have to change my Special Rule 2

I have returned from my scouting mission to somewhere and I heard boots moving somewhere and found my wargear I think
Boltgun:Traits: Unrefined (-1 S), Blind
ShotgunTraits: Sniper, Melta, Blunted Range (-6" Range),Precision Shot / Strike
Sniper rifle: thrown,Blunted Range (-6" Range)
or think that what it is!

>>48325533
Welcome to fourth company brother!

>>48325533
Come Brother, we make for the Thunderhawks. We will engage the enemy up close so they will have no escape.

>>48325465
As always, you are correct my Lord.

>>48325376
WHAT? DAMNIT I MUST HAVE SLEPT THROUGH MY ALARM BOMB AGAIN.

>>48325465
Wise words, Chapter Master. Let us prepare, then.

>>48325475
...actually, that's not a bad idea! Our Fortress could act as a big box on its own!

>>48325739
It is okay Brother, I too was robbed of the chance to fight. Come, let us make up for this error.

>>48325681
Point me towards the thunderhawks I will get there eventually!
>>48325739
A mistake most easily made, I typically sleep through my strobe light alarm.

>>48320301
I am deeply sorry Battle Brothers, I appear to have slept in somewhat. Tell me, how much longer untill we face the traitor Horus so that I may redeem myslef in glorious battle with my trusted Plasma cannon?

>Additional Traits: Concussive, Lance

>>48325745
>OOC

>Inb4 ''It's not actually us that are trapped with the C'tan, it's it that is trapped with the Bastion!''

I have the perfect theme for the Blindwings.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inxPwmXHC0E

>>48325807
I FIND EXPLOSIVES ARE BETTER TO GET YOU OUT OF THAT SLEEP HAZE

>>48325819
BUT WE WILL TRAP THIS ABOMINATION HERE SO THAT WE CAN DESTROY IT WITH OUR HOLY RELICS

>>48325831
That's fucking depressing, brother.
Why can't we have something cool like the other companies!?
*loyal tantrum*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBVxcGxRv_I

>>48325819
>OOC

Unless it's the fucking Void Dragon, that would be worst case scenario right there. But I forget if he was sharded or not, because I don't think he was.

>>48325807
There is no time for delays Brother.
>Picks up Sgt.Ies Sost blind scout and carries him under my right arm as I sprint towards the hanger.

>>48325885
Oh quit your whining! You're not the one stuck on-board an Eldar filled with corpses and unable to go and kill a c'tan

>>48325892
>OOC

By now I think some Benign Greater Daemon is possessing the Space Hulk.

It may have been actually this Daemon the strange-guy-thingie that was always around giving the Blindwing directions where exactly to go trough the Bastion.

>>48325970
Brother, why don't you try to drive that ship along with us to go kill the c'tan?

>>48326018
My orders are to send thing hunk towards the Bastion, where upon it can. Be integrated I to our blessed Fortress Monastery.

But should the need arise, I shall have my company join the fray when we are able to.

>Meanwhile... deep within the asteroid.

>The stasis field would quickly deactivate. Allowing the Tomb Lord known as Ukler'shar to at long last awaken from his Aeons long slumber.
>Taking a glance around the still atmosphere containing cavern within. He would immediately, go about the task of communicating with the other planetary Tombs, in preperation for the return of the Ece'Sholush dinasty.
>When after a Micro Cycle without a proper response, the Tomb Lord would know something was wrong, and would immediately begin the procedure of deactivating his fellow Necrons stasis fields.
>Someone would answer for this. Of that he would make sure...

>>48326328
god dammit! Am I back to being alone again?

>>48326479
I NEEDED SUSTENANCE

>>48326328
>Back at the Bastion of Weakness

>Bursts into hanger, sprints up the ramp of the nearest Thunderhawk and places Sgt.Ies Sost blind scout down inside the transport.

We are here Brother, make yourself ready for when we take-off.

>Switches Vix-signal to the pilots of the Thunderhawk

Prepare the Machine Spirit for launch, Pilot, I wish to be first to this battle.

>>48326479
>OOC

No, I'm still here. Just not sure how to carry the story yet, and the thread might be slowing down for today. Give it some more time, people will post and we'll start wrecking the tomb together again.

I am also still here

>>48326495
My brothers, when you have made final preparations, sound off! When all (or at least most) of us are prepared, we will go to acquire the Shard! And I need to learn how hard my shiny metal leg can kick!

>>48326561
Where is my Captain? If he isn't here than I shall lead the Grinders Detachment. Most pathetically of course.

>>48326561
ORDO DRAIGO PRESENT!
WE WILL PROVIDE THE HAMS!

>The ninth company Captain would frown at the slow pace at which the Eldar ship would be making its way towards the Bastion. It's engines having been badly damaged by the both the fighting, and the idiotic stampeding of the tenth company's captain.
>Because of this, he was now forced to sit within the far to small chair of the Eldar ship (the name of which appeared to be 'The Seers Knowing Gaze') bridge, as he watched the chapters Thunder Hawks proceed down towards the asteroid below.

>>48326561
Very well my Lord. Come, who wishes to join me in being first to this battle?

>>48326756

Fuck off Grey Knight! The likes of you are not welcome here!

>>48326756
Who let this man and his hundred identical twins in here!?!

>>48326756
What the hell? What in the Holy Feth is the chapter master for the Grey Knights doing out here instead of in the warp fighting daemons!?!

>>48326771

OOOOOOOK!
I MUST GO HOME NOW!
MASTER WARD IS CALLING MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Well, that was something.

>>48326810
Agreed.... but he did leave me with 407 hams...

Hey does the bastion have drop pods?

Alright, that happened apparently. Anyway, onwards to the tomb my brothers!

Hey guys, I was thinking about starting a new 40K army and writing up my own custom space marine chapter. I don't think 40K has enough chapters of space marines yet.

>>48326845
It has all of them

>>48326768
>As the Thunderhawk approaches the tomb, the exit ramp begins to lower. By the time the craft is within 30 meters of the entrance Captain 'Blunt' jumps down in front of the entrance.

Come Brothers, the Necrons do not appear to be hear yet, but I do not believe it will stay that way for long.

>>48326967
Set up a defensive perimeter around the Thunderhawkes! We'll need them once we have obtained the Shard. Captain Ismeal, take the Blindwing and scout out the nearby parts of the tomb. Inform me of anything you discover. Captain Davik, keep me updated on your progress with the Eldar ship. We will have that Shard, and all the power it contains, in no time at all my brothers!

>>48327088
Right you are Sir.

>Begins scanning the immediate area with Lascannon, searching for targets.

>>48326967
>As if on que, and finally awakened from their Aeons long slumber. Hundreds of Necrons scarabs begin clawing their way out of the stone of the asteroid and towards the ThunderHawks landing upon its surface. Along side dozens of Necron warriors, who would slowly, but surely. Begin making their way towards the Space Marines. Their Gauss weapons ready

>>48320301
This is going to be the new penal company of /tg/, isn't it?

>>48327088
"Acknowledged, my lord."
>With a thunder roar and a dozen of whimpers, a dozen terminators and a dozen of scout marines appear near one of the teleporter beacons.
"Forward!"
>The scouts start running quickly in front of the terminators, who too try advance as fast as they can, wobblying on the way like enormous penguins.

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>48327131
The enemy is within sight brothers! Unleash your fury! NONE MORE PATHETIC!

>>48327131
NINTH COMPANY! CHAAAAAAAAAAÀAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE!

>>48327145
>OOC

The probability are so damn high, even snoop dogg can't handle them.

>>48326886
1d4chan has a Space Marine Chapter Creator, go check that out if you want to.

>>48327145
if it's not, than its going to become intertwined with each other

>>48327163
>OOC

FUCK. EVERYTHING.

>>48327163
>Scouts scream terrified and run back in the general direction of the Thunderhawks

>Isamel and his terminators instead charge along the Eight

YOUR BEST IS STILL OUR WORST!

>>48327165
Devastator Company is the 8th, borther!

Rolled 18 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>48327163
>The necron warriors would begin firing back at the insightificant speck of flesh. For the first time In Aeons amused at the space marines worthlessness

+8 due to your natural 1!

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>48327218
The enemy seeks to push us back, deny them at all costs! Open fire my brothers!

>>48327165
the ninth is also staying behind to watch over bastion

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>48327131
Well it was only a matter of time. Come, have at it Xenos.
>Aim Lascannon at closest Necron Warrior and fires a shot.

>>48327241
>OOC
This is some headmaster dice right here. HOLY FUCK.

>IC

Forward my brothers, NONE MORE PATHETIC, NONE MORE WORTHY!!

>And the Pathetic Marines charge, gleefully annihilating the first wave of Necrons. Having pushed the defenders back, The Pathetic Marines march forward into the tomb.

Rolled 2 (1d20)

The >>48327218
Isamel and his honorguard termies, along with Brother Blind Gauss Rocket Launcher, attack the nearest group of Necron warriors.

Rolled 16, 19 = 35 (2d20)

>>48327218
>>48327241
>Scarabs begin to swarm all over the chapter master. Ripping him, anf his armour apart for several moments.

>But before long, he is able to break free and smash them apart

>>48327205
>Sadly. The eighth companys path would be blocked, as an eruption of gas and stone decides out from deep beneath the surface of the asteroid.
>Ascending from it would be a monolith. It's weapons charging up for an attack upon the members if the eighth.
first is against chapter master. The second is against the men of the eighth

>>48327250
>Not only does the blast strike the intended target, but it also continues on, striking no fewer than 5 more Warriors before finally stopping.

FIRST BLOOD TO THE 4TH. COME ALIENS, SHOW ME WHAT PASSES FOR FURY AMONGST YOUR MISBEGOTTEN KIND!

"Brother that's one of ours!"
"Oh, sorry brother!"
"No problem brother, this hit on the head is nothing compared to the heaches you had after some good fenrisian ale!">>48327291