>A giant red hurricane a thousand miles across emerges into your world from a portal you opened
wat do
>>48308472
Die, probably. If I was at ground zero then I was likely among the first to eat it.
>>48308472
Start praying
>>48308472
That insta-wipes half of the setting.
>>48308472
>Cast awaken on tampon box
>Summoner Vampire and make him bite awakened tampons
>Cast fly, mass bear endurance and enlarge person on vampire awakened tampons
>Sit back, roll a joint and enjoy the show
>>48308583
/thread
>>48308799
The eye of the storm can protect you.
>>48308472
Assuming I don't die, wait five minutes for it to lose the energy to sustain itself and then go about my day? So yeah. I'd die.
throw a bag of holding at it
Jump on into the other side of that portal brah
>>48308855
>jump into the hurricane dimension
2hardcore4me
>>48308583
Maybe you're on the other side of the hurricane, on top of it
>>48308472
Your hypothetical scenario is useless. No discussion is going to take off from it. Do us a favour and don't post any more low quality threads like this.
>>48308472
The same thing any red-blooded American does when he is confronted with something beyond his comprehension.
Ignore it.
>>48309216
>No discussion is going to take off from it.
Who's to stop us from discussing magical storms, or any number of other things? I gave you a seed. Why not water it? If nothing grows from it, you have only yourself to blame.
>>48308472
Keep going, it's clearly working.
>>48309412
Why aren't YOU watering it, you lazy fuck? Your "seed" isn't some precious commodity despite what your waifu rape-whines on the third episode, Anon, it's an idea literally everyone has if they look at a rainstorm or picture of Jupiter for long enough.
>>48309412
>I made a shitty thread and it's your fault if you don't make it good
Have you considered that you might be wrong and dumb?
>>48309020
>bike is hurricane
>door is hurricane
>floor is hurricane
>pen is also hurricane
>even hurricane is hurricane
>>48309497
>rock is hurricane
>you is hurricane
>even like a hurricane
>>48309456
>>48309476
Two separate skill-sets. I'm good at planting, but not watering.
I like hurricanes
>>48308472
If I'm still alive, I blame Jeff.
>>48308472
That automatically obliterates the entire world that the campaign takes place on.
There are other worlds, sure, but that was the most important one.
>>48309639
Making pointless threads with dumb openers and nothing else isn't a skill.
>>48309800
I'm an ideas guy.
>>48309542
Kek
>>48308472
Ask the God on the other end of the portal to fuck over someone else. Like seriosly, we just wanted to get to the bar a bit faster than usual.
>>48309497
>>48309542
Sounds metal as fuck.
>>48308639
Underrated post
>>48308472
Drink and ultimately question the methods i was putting into practice up to this point...
>>48309843
>I'm an ideas guy who leaves the idea-having to others
I'm impressed. That's even less useful than a regular ideas guy.
>>48308472
Close the portal.
>>48308472
I point at Ben and say "He did it."
Rolled 17 (1d20)
>>48308472
I roll for intimidate.
Rolled 18 (1d20)
>>48308472
I roll to seduce.
Do you actually know how big a thousand mile wide hurricane would be?
That's big enough to put the entirety of the British Isles under the active storm. Hell, that's like having a tornado going on in the entirety of the continental United States' Tornado Alley at once. Global weather patterns would be stranglefucked, to say nothing of what happens to people under a storm big enough to level half a continent.
>>48314767
Dude he posted a picture of the earth-sized storm on jupiter I think he knows
> blame it on the mage who doesn't speak Common
>>48308472
Oh shit giygas
>>48314645
Nice roll, but WHAT do you actually do?
