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What DnD class produces the best waifus?
>implying girlbarian and lady paladin stand a chance at MC's heart with a monk waifu around.
>>48295132
>Strong
>Loyal
>Disciplined
>Assertive
>Great social skills
>Chaste
Female knights make the best waifus. Prove me wrong.
Brethren-tip: You literally cannot
>>48295132
But that's clearly a ranger anon, it's not the player fault the DM said the player could translate the multi-shot feats to crossbow.
Thrallherd.
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>>48295175
>Chaste
No need, you did it yourself.
>>48295230
>Wanting a slut
>Not wanting a pure girl who saves herself for the man she loves by quoting the traditional poems and prose of her homeland, blushing and stuttering as she does so
>Not yourself spilling more spaghetti than the land of Italy as her words tug your heartstrings
>Not watching her spill her spaghetti as she tries to hit on you
![big%20rhino%20-%20cocked%20expanded[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/CVQMYoB.jpg "big%20rhino%20-%20cocked%20expanded[1].jpg")
>>48295186
Why are Rangers crunch-bound to longbows when thematically they're hunters and hunters have been associated with crossbows since forever?
Why do crossbows need to suck, too, unless they're little miniature ones for dual-wielding shenanigans?
>>48295132
It's gotta be wizards
>smart
>nerdy
>not great with people
>need you to protect them
>>48295438
Too much gunlite for magical not medieval world.
>>48295438
Too abusable, I think.
>lets make crossbows as good as longbows but with the ability to hold two of them
Also, have you ever tried to reload a crossbow? They are 1 shot devices
>>48295413
>tfw people misinterpret "chaste"
>tfw being willfully exaggerate what others say
>tfw they wouldn't have an argument if they didn't resort to overblown shitflinging otherwise
>>48295230
Enjoy catching AIDS off your slut.
>>48295487
>Implying I don't know what chaste means
>Implying the only alternatives aren't "celibate" and "slut", both of them obviously undesirable
Step it up senpai
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>>48295413
>being so awkward that you'd give up on sex just so a girl will stutter at you
>being so awkward that you think any girl who isn't chaste is a slut
>being so awkward that you want to wait until marriage to bang her instead of it naturally happening during a sparring match like a true hero
>Being so awkward that you aren't ready for an assertive, confident girl who will straight-up ask you out to dinner
>>48295471
What kind of mechanism are you using?
>>48295230
Chaste does not mean celibate, kinfolk.
>>48295523
fuck if i know, this is /tg/
>>48295512
>being so awkward that you'd give up on sex just so a girl will stutter at you
>being so awkward that you think any girl who isn't chaste is a slut
>being so awkward that you want to wait until marriage to bang her instead of it naturally happening during a sparring match like a true hero
How does it feel to have shit taste?
>Being so awkward that you aren't ready for an assertive, confident girl who will straight-up ask you out to dinner
Like a true devil, you mix fact with fabrication.
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>>48295510
>Implying I don't know what chaste means
>Implying the only alternatives aren't "celibate" and "slut", both of them obviously undesirable
I don't know where to even start with this, I come from a nation where shitposting is illegal (Singapore), but I know how to end it. Open up a dictionary, and then hit yourself with it.
>muh purity meme
I'll never understand it.
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>>48295592
>I come from a nation where shitposting is illegal (Singapore)
![latest[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PwCw0Ey.jpg "latest[1].jpg")
>>48295544
Except
>>48295562
/tg/ is the board most likely to know anything about crossbows, with /k/ as a distant second. Come on now.
>>48295579
>How does it feel to have shit taste?
>That image
I could ask you the same thing.
>liking monstergirls
>having good taste
All of you fuck off.
Majesty of the human form niggas.
I would say Sorceresses are the best waifus.
>>48295650
Your taste is... not bad, actually. Rachnee is top tier waifu material. Purely personalitywise I prefer Centorea and overall Miia is my #1, but Rachnee is top 3 material.
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>>48295413
>>48295495
>>48295510
>>48295544
>>48295579
>muh pure knightfus
Have you ever noticed how it always seems to be knight girls getting orced and tentacled or impregnated by demons?
Really makes you think, doesn't it?
>>48295721
Haven't you ever heard of consentacles, anon?
>>48295721
>Really makes you think, doesn't it?
More about japan fetishes than anything.
![9ac09d4e7d5ef1083a2119b193c1bc954e47fd23_hq[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/DxLOyAp.jpg "9ac09d4e7d5ef1083a2119b193c1bc954e47fd23_hq[1].jpg")
>>48295696
Wait, we have the same top 3 and the same #1. Did we just become friends?
>>48295650
I'm going to make the assumption that bows had a superior loading time to crossbows in the time that d&d "takes place"
>>48295740
what the fuck.
also, sauce?
>>48295763
fucking weird that she has normal legs in addition to her whole spider thing
>>48295808
Might be pedipalps.
>>48295512
Dammit, Anon, spoiler that stuff, I've only had food powder and mints today. You can't tempt me like that.
>>48295808
[Batsu] Tentacles Training
http://exhentai.org/g/720177/0396bbc85a/
>>48295721
It's because knights were historically rapists and fucked a ton.
They get with the things that fuck the most. Natural.
>>48295785
If you are using the rules, crossbows are supposed to have the "reloading" quality, are they not?
>don't let my DM see that
>>48295838
Sensory Organs for legs? Sign me up for massage.
>>48295740
consentacles are bestentacles!
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>>48295721
I mean, why is it always them? Let's consider the already ongoing debate for a moment. Paladin girls against Monk girls. Both should, in actuality, be equally pure. The odds of being an "unusual" Monk who was trained on the road and is more worldly than someone from an all-female sect or monastery are about the same as the odds of being a hotblooded and discourteous Paladin.
Yet somehow, it's always Paladin girls writhing beneath a twitching mass of green flesh or eldritch appendages. Somehow. Now I don't want to outright say that lady knights are secret sluts and the absolute pinnacle of NTRbait waifus, because there are some who are fine young women, but statistics don't lie. If you waifu a Paladin, be prepared to raise your wife's green son.
>>48295740
Since the knightfags want purity that's even worse. We need to save them. We need to show them that Sorceresses are best.
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>>48295912
>If you waifu a Paladin, be prepared to raise your wife's green son.
I hereby admit the superiority of monkgirls, but ONLY because they're not NTR bait.
![chunli_sfv_battle_costume_by_artgerm-d9tr5n2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/i3YUZ80.jpg "chunli_sfv_battle_costume_by_artgerm-d9tr5n2[1].jpg")
>>48295931
Welcome to the light, brother. We accept all who wish to leave their past sins behind and adopt our ways. Praise the cheongsam. Praise toned thighs.
>Fighter Iron-Heart Surging all her problems away
>Iron-heart surging the condition of her man being insufficient sexually
>IHS away the condition of not being a best
>IHS the condition of not being able to live a happy life
Step it up.
>>48295912
Unless your monk is in fact a miko, in which case she's a confirmed cumdump
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>>48295983
Mikos aren't monks, they're a species so slutty they're almost incapable of being seriously waifued and generally use magic instead of martial arts.
>>48295927
>Sorceresses
Harlots of the most salacious proportions.
>>48295912
>>48295931
>>48295974
You aren't fooling anyone.
Go back to fapping to fat old men, it's the closest you'll ever come to touching a woman.
>>48295495
>monks have disease immunity
Buts he doesn't have AIDS.
>>48295912
Well if you strip a knight of their armor and weapon they're probably a lot more rapable, while a monk is just naked. Also while they may often be "pure" I don't think most monks necessarily value it as much
Either way a monk just has a better skillset in bed than basically any class outside of the ones that have polymorphing shit, but then it's more preference than better/worse.
>>48296102
Monks aren't naked the rest of the time?
>>48296045
How were Throgknar's grades this quarter, proud stepdad?
>>48296323
He didn't get any because he was never born because his parents are dead.
Because they were subhuman scum.
>>48296395
Well you're still here. So obviously if your wife and some random dude is dead...
Gratz on being cucked, dude. Proving his point.
>>48295206
This is a thrallherd.
>>48295206
>>48296637
Did someone say Thrallherder? Also what about clerics? They are like a knight but with magic and the ability to heal you.Sexually too if you want.
>>48295912
>If you waifu a Paladin, be prepared to raise your wife's green son.
Fuck me sideways
> Flexible, both morally and physically
> Good with ropes
> Intelligent and charming
> Can give you a handjob from across the room with a cantrip
Arcane Trickster.
>>48296625
>murdering a slut wife and her fling is somehow worse than tolerating that shit
>>48295438
Archaic English propaganda.
>>48297252
This anon knows what's up. Doting support cleric waifu -- preferably of some intermediately lawful deity to sidestep all that monk and knight prudishness.
>>48297437
To truly master that skill set takes a mindset that screams DADDY ISSUES in flashing red neon.
>>48295132
Toss up between Sorceress and Witch
On one hand, a Sorceress has high charisma and is bound to be full of energy and sure of herself. Loves to see things blown to peices and is likely to be a bit of a showoff. Will compete with you on the battlefield to see who can fight the hardest. Vanity is a highly likely trait, so she would probably have attire that draws the eye (not nessecarily in a sexual way, mind you) and a layer of makeup to compliment facial features. Sex would be wild and she'd prefer to be the dominant one. Piss her off and you'll find yourself on set on fire or frozen in a block of ice.
On the other, a Witch has high intelligence and typically dumps charisma, so you'd have the polar oppisite. She would chose to spend her time continuing her magical studies and practicing unfamiliar spells. She'd be quite aloof and possibly somewhat antisocial or shy. In the heat of battle she would be standing to the side and messing with the enemies from afar rather than in direct combat. To a Witch, aesthetics would be a secondary objective, so her clothes would be plain and functional and makeup is at a minimum. Sex with her would not come as quickly, as she would care little for relationships, but it would be passionate and meaningful with her as the submissve one. Piss her off, and the Witch will probably polymorph you into a toad or animate your own weapons to attack you.
>>48295740
Dude, from which manga is that pic you got there? Seems like a decent read eith that kind of dry humor.
Also, I'd have to say that this whole discussion is kinda pointless because it depends on what you deem the most important traits in a waifu. Aka whatever you want is the best for you but you cant say anything for anyone else.
>>48298137
It's a single chapter of porn
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/720177/0396bbc85a/
>>48295132
>waifu
>>48275207
>boy waifu
monk
>>48297987
Witches were infamously slutty and were known for enjoying everything from 2+ dicks to the exotic stuff you'd find on animals.
That aloof, awkward girl has probably spent a couple nights hanging from the knot of a virile werewolf.
>>48298788
Hot.
>>48295974
>Praise the cheongsam. Praise toned thighs.
Most convincing argument in this thread
>>48297519
>doesn't change the fact you're a cuck
>>48299061
Leaving aside definition drift because of internet memes, isn't the point of being a cuck not that you get cheated on, but that you're ok with it?
>>48299147
Since this -is- in fact the internet, the internet's meaning is the one that is relevant.
>>48295132
The fastest way to a man's heart is throughQuivering Palm.
>>48295132
White Mage/Cleric.
Everyone else just take a seat.
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>>48298788
>Witches were infamously slutty
If you say so, friendo
>>48295893
>palm pussy
Why, Japan?
>>48298788
>infamously slutty
No yank, they were accused of being promiscuous by the peasantry.
They were also accused of casting spells to make men’s penis’s hurt when they pissed, or making the crops fail, or losing a battle or confusing the elderly etc etc.
Stop trying to find things to feed into your fetish and read a history text book.
I find it funny how the majority of /tg/ will inevitably find a way to bring every topic down to a sexual level.
Listen up kiddos finish wanking, go have a shower and then talk to a woman instead of posting badly drawn artwork of fictitious characters with impossibly large breasts.
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>>48303457
>I find it funny how the majority of /tg/ will inevitably find a way to bring every topic down to a sexual level.
A lot of things can be brought to a sexual level entirely justifiedly if you try hard enough.
Pic related, the inside of a Catholic church. And then there's that Polish priest who wrote a Catholic Kama Sutra (no anal though, as was to be expected).
>>48303506
>entirely justifiedly
I doubt that.
>>48295132
Y'know... Yes.
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>>48303457
Fight me, manchild. Oh, right, you can't because you surrendered your arms like the cucks you are. I guess America wins again.
>>48295132
If you had any idea sbout what a "waifu" was you'd know your question doesn't mean anything. You can have one waifu, or you've never had any waifu. Not one per genre, not one per medium, not one per flavour. One per lifetime. You never change a waifu, you find your waifu and then she is IT forever. She motivates you, inspires you, improves you, complements you. She is your muse, your soul mate, the one you aspire to be worthy of.
>>48303813
No, anon. For each character is their own person, as they learn and grow, and so each character has their own waifu as they become sharply defined as their own person, even if you yourself as the player possess only one.
>>48297753
Archaic my arse!!! Any man not using a long bow is failing in his duty to the Crown! Which is treason! Therefore any man not using the warbow is a traitor and should be put in the Tower!!!
>>48295438
I would saw it's bows that have been associated with hunters since forever. Crossbows were pretty much strictly for warfare.
>>48303697
>Fight me, manchild.
Well that's a contradictory statement right there.
>Oh, right,
Maybe you should collect your thoughts before you type.
>...you can't because you surrendered your arms.
No we just made it harder to get guns (for obvious reasons). You can own a surprisingly large selection of firearms in the Uk so long as you have the right licences. Plus swords are legal so long as you don't brandish them in public.
>...the cucks you are.
I don't think I've ever been the submissive partner in a relationship. I can't speak for the whole country though.
>I guess America wins again.
Or the rest of the world just lets the special needs country think it's the best.
'Who's the winner? Who's the best? That's right! Good job guys!'
>>48303813
>She motivates you, inspires you, improves you, complements you. She is your muse, your soul mate, the one you aspire to be worthy of.
Jammy Jim Fucking Christ.
You seriously need to speak to someone.
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>>48295132
>What DnD class produces the best waifus?
What DnD class is most likely to produce girls who are tender lovers but at the same time overprotective of their men and prone to jealousy when she sees man talking to another woman??
>>48295438
Crossbows are weapons that don't really need a lot of training or exercise to handle. It's basically "wind up, place bolt, pull trigger, repeat procedure" and any rockfarm peasant can do it. While it is easy to handle, it is comparably cumbersome, which makes it somewhat less suited to crawl through dungeons.
The ranger is a class that has possibly years of training and exercise under his belt. In that regard would it be a waste not to make him an archer with a regular bow and arrow, especially because the bow and arrow are easier to carry around.
Quite frankly I agree, crossbowd are awesome and they should get a boost in some form.
>>48295721
The purer something is, the more fun it is to corrupt.
>>48304257
There's bad corruption (making a pure girl a slut) and good corruption (making a pure girl addicted to your cock).
>>48304197
Barbarian
Maybe Fighter
>>48304043
Get a Life
Bin that Knife
>>48304232
>>48295458
>>48295438
>>48295471
Do bows actually have an advantage over crossbows?
>>48305015
In hands of trained individual, yes. Most notably significantly higher rate of fire. Also they are easier to use on the move.
Sorcerer
>Confident and charismatic, doesn't need Charm Person to get people to like her
>Not as stuck up or cloistered as a wizard
>Only has a few tricks but does them very well
>Might accidentally polymorph, shrink herself, or otherwise mess up her magic in cute ways if she's new to it
>High constitution means more endurance
>can cast single-target spells on both of you.or you and a friend if she wants
>>48305015
Generally, yes. Speed's the biggest difference.
A crossbow's greatest strength is that it requires less time to get good at.
>>48295471
>Also, have you ever tried to reload a crossbow? They are 1 shot devices
Yeah, and heavy. Little one-handed ones wouldn't be able to kill anyone unless you were practically within arm's' reach of them.
>>48295974
Good taste anon.
>>48305204
>Toned thighs
She's so skinny, she'd snap if I sneezed too hard
>>48305233
I was just making referring to the qipao/cheongsam
>>48295132
Silly anon, that's not a reluctantly plainly cute, book-worm, wizard.
>>48305266she dies
>>48305165
These days yes, a few hundred years ago one other advantage of the crossbow was the ability for the bolt to more easily pierce plate armor. The ability to arm the peasantry with crossbows able to kill the plate armored nobles on horseback made countries like france and spain outlaw their use and manufacture.
>>48305254
I vaguely recall the story behind the picture.
Do we have any update?Did they just fuck already?
Warlock is best waifu. When you get bored she can summon company.
But on the other side - she is allready waifu to someone much greater than yourself.
>>48305827
Does bondage and cooking count?
>>48304879
Ah, that made me chuckle.
>>48305820
You also didn't need muscle strength to keep it drawn so you could take your time aiming. Could be useful in some situations.
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>>48305820
>made countries like france and spain outlaw their use and manufacture
>France was one of the countries that ended up using the crossbow the most
>>48295438
>hunters have been associated with crossbows since forever?
You mean the weapon that one pope tried to ban for being too leathal?
Yeah that's surely more of a hunting tool than the oldest ranged hunting tool of all behind spears.
>>48305015
++Pros++
1. Easier to learn (and therefore easier to become accurate).
2. Lighter (thus more bolts than arrows).
3. Smaller (so it can be used in tight spaces).
4. Things like LAMs, scoops and flashlights fit nicely onto it as if it were a firearm. (Yes, bows can have these too but they're typically more complex).
5. Reload time is faster in the hands of a novice. (Compared to an expert bowman they can be about the same unless you're using an auto-feeder on your crossbow).
++Cons++
1. Shorter range than a bow.
2. Far lower velocity and armour penetration than any longbow.
3. More moving parts than a simple bow. (Though both can get pretty complex the more advanced/more modern models you get).
4. A basic bow is easier to produce than a basic crossbow.
>>48306154
>longbow
>armor penetration
I want the longbow to stop being the katana of the occident
>>48305820
Incorrect I'm afraid. Due to the higher draw of your typical large bow an arrow has a high velocity.
The Battle of Ashincore was a good example of this in actual combat, and I'm sure there are videos online showing the differences between the crossbow and the bow.
>>48295439
Underrated
>>48306154
>2. Far lower velocity and armour penetration than any longbow.
Fucking britaboos
>>48306207
>Implying
3/4 points he raised are downsides
>>48306170
>being the katana of the occident
There are documented engagements where the English longbow with x1.5 the launching power of the average crossbow penetrated plate armour.
If the crossbow was the better weapon how come the French lost the Hundred Years' War? Even though crossbowmen outnumbered bowmen 3 to 1?
>>48304067
And that's how it worked as a joke and newfag filter on/a/ years ago when it was first conceived, before people who didn't get it turned it into something else.
>>48305015
Also range. Longbows will out distance tech equivalent crossbows by a looooooong way.
![anime-girl-questionmark[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/V77IOYR.jpg "anime-girl-questionmark[1].jpg")
>>48306288
>If the crossbow was the better weapon how come the French lost the Hundred Years' War?
>Poe's_law.exe
>>48306226
There are vids online of people trying to disprove that the longbow could penetrate plate armour, yet they almost always do that Mythbusters shit where they don't really do a true comparison (like for example using a half-longbow).
It's funny you bring up the katana because the same bollocks happens when they try to show how much better it is against a longsword or something.
'Well of course a single sided poorly forged blade with no fuller is going to bend when struck with a katana.'
>>48306433
Both armies rode their knights at each other, one survived the hail of long range fire, guess which...
>>48295439
Hear hear.
This guy knows what's up!
>>48295931
>>48295912
>violated heroine
>>48306033
Well the french had a lot of pissed off peasants. Also using bows might have reminded them of the English.
>>48295721
That is because wizard girl summons the orcs, tentacles, demons, and tentacle covered demon-orcs.
>>48303527
Excellent taste.
>>48305900
Almost. Go marry her already.
>>48295438
Rangers are NOT the same as Hunters, neither in fantasy nor real life terms. A Ranger is a scout, sentinel, and gaurd of the woods; whereas a Hunter you know hunts for food, which consist of mostly waiting. One of these two has FAR more time on there hands than the other, so that would be fine with crossbows while the other would have to drop it if they were in a situation that warranted use.
>>48303457
>No yank, they were accused of being promiscuous by the peasantry.
>They were also accused of casting spells to make men’s penis’s hurt when they pissed
If you can't see the connection here, you've probably never been educated about STDs and what several of them do to your penis.
Here are some good examples:
>Dex based fighter girl of a noble background, uses rapier or bow
>Female caster/witch that doesn't dress slutty
>Female paladin who really really wants to purge evil
waifus
>>48306288
>how come the French lost the Hundred Years' War
They lost the Battle of Agincourt, you double nigger. The French WON the Hundred Years' War overall, having successfully defeated the English claim to their throne and taking all of England's holdings in what is now modern day France.
>>48307613
>Of the love or hatred God has for the English, I know nothing, but I do know that they will all be thrown out of France, except those who die there.
Why is she so perfect?
>>48307664
Because she wasthe original reverse trap.
Why aren't Rangers ever waifus?
>>48307763
>original
m8 just because something happened a few hundred years ago doesn't mean it hasn't been happening for literally thousands and thousands before that as well
>>48307763
>>48307823
Was Mulan a historical figure, or just a legend? She might be the OG as far as written history is concerned.
Alchemist waifu anyone?
>>48295439
>Not great with people
>Need you to protect them
How how HOW are these positive traits? Some meager little waif that fumbles with words and struggles to keep herself unviolated on the city streets is not very good wife material.
I mean imagine trying to convince a girl the scrawny little nerd that s-s-stutters around people is prime husband material, when you've got a smokin' hunk of Paladin meat in the party.
The quiet demure girl might be okay for anime, but if I had to give Best Wife to a class it would be the Paladin. They're strong, competent, socially-minded, have all the right auras and divine graces to make being around them safe and pleasant, and they tend to be uniformly attractive.
The religious bit helps, too.
>>48307801
The combination country theme with the military ruggedness of a soldier but the Artemis-like association with huntresses means they tend to be seen as already married, obligate virgins or dudes-with-tits.
You marry ranger-girls in Session 0, you don't do it during the campaign.
>>48307874
Being self reliant makes me lust after them even more, give them the one thing they can't handle by themselves. Companionship and by that I mean the D. Huntresses are so fascinating because every culture across human history has had depictions of them
>>48307664
Best historical waifu no contest
>>48307841
I believe she was at least loosely based on a historical figure.
>What DnD class creates the best imaginary girlfriends for me to masturbate to?
Sorcerers
>>48307921
Don't sexualize the saint!I never expected to say this outside of /a/
>>48307918
The thing is huntresses in culture tend to be virgins or at least unmarried girls. When a ranger is married they tend not to be rangers anymore, especially if that ranger has a baby on the way.
I agree they tend to be cute and admirable due to their independence, but you really can't make them anything more than a lover without removing what made them a ranger.
>>48308003
Perfect waifu material, they're virginal, self reliant, can be settled down but still provide, cook, defend the homestead. You're not swaying me on this.
>>48307996
The saint sexualizes herself. Blame Gilles.
>>48306498
>The Hundred Years War was one battle
>>48308315
Stop trying to sexualize the saint, Japan.
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>>48308315
>>48308365
>All sources of the period describe Jeanne as having short, dark hair and a tan
>Almost all Japanese depictions of her have long, blonde hair and light skin
>>48308393
How else would the Japanese realize that she's European?
>>48308393
japan maleslove blonds. red light district is filled with blond women. damn blond women steal all japanese men.
>>48295438
because the devs have a raging hateboner for crossbows.
>>48303813
>being a purityfag
Go back to /u/. I can have as many waifus as I want.
>>48304043
Are you seriously pretending America doesn't own your country body and soul? This is fucking platinum-grade naivete right here.
>>48309186
2 hours later this amerifag was found locked in his house with his throat ripped out.
On a lighter note, the SAS killed all the Muslims next door, and no-one realised it was us.
>>48305125
You forgot "massive slut".
Sorceresses never have boyfriends for a reason, homie, they can't help sucking dicks. One might even say that due to their origins they are genetically predisposed to being sluts.
>>48305266
Why does the embroidery on her skirt spell out PFFFFFT?
>>48306033
Genoese mercenaries who go home when the job is done is not the same as giving the peasants crossbows.
Paladin > Sorceress > Barbarian > Rogue > Cleric > Bard > Druid > Ranger > Fighter > Monk > Wizard
Beguiler
>>48307844
>all the right auras
Lmao you got me
>>48305900
She dresses like this for you and you repay here by NOT giving her the D?
Dude, how can you be so cold?
>>48306937
Spellcaster girls are like real nerd girls, some of them are awesome perfect waifus, a significant chunk of them are basically female neckbeards, and then a significant chunk of them are just crazy hairdyed SJWs with too many piercings who suffer from a game-derailing mental illness.
>>48309442
You forgot truenamer
>yfw the closest thing you have to a waifu would most certainly and without a doubt be a bard
>>48309537
Because I have no idea. Honestly no clue what the hell.
>>48307497
>Fey waifu
Nope, nope nope nope.
>>48309612
Is it you haven't made a move or what?
![c6eab0f26b379e2d6e141a413d4998df24e9aef6[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/w2kkBIO.jpg "c6eab0f26b379e2d6e141a413d4998df24e9aef6[1].jpg")
>>48307801
Absolutely most likely to either be a lesbian or fucking monsters consensually.
If you want that kind of Dexterity score and individuality, go with a Rogue, who's probably at least a bit sexually experienced but can still maintain a relationship.
>>48309635
I have.
My only explanation is she doesn't like me in a sexual and/or romantic way.
>>48309700
Damn.
Time to go full jerk then.
Hit the gym like a wild man and master romance.
Become what she desires only to be found wanting in your eyes.
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>ywn snuggle up to your Ranger waifu in an ultra-comfy mountainside cabin in a bed swaddled with bear pelts
>ywn cook the bacon you bought in town together outdoors and eat it even though it's a little burned.
>ywn learn the names of all the trees and animals
>ywn have her put her arms around you and show you how to properly hold a longbow
>ywn never hear dirty talk in bad elvish
>>48309777
Trips confirm ranger waifu NEVER.
>>48309774
If it was for the physical appearance, her previous partners could only be explain by blindness.
The only common thing I know between them all is their rather craptastic life decisions.
>>48309809
Then it seems she's.... one of those.
A damage goods kind of girl looking for someone to save maybe.
Had one of those when I had an alcohol problem, after I kicked it she left me because she had "saved" me.
ffs there are three of these
>>48308632
>>48307583
its time to stop
>>48297252
>image
That's fucking weird and creepy
>>48309349
You sound upset.
>>48309442
>>48307844
Prepare to raise your wife's green son.
>>48309624
I mean, what could go wrong?
>>48295893
Sauce?
>>48309846
Three of what? Those are all different threads.
>>48307497
Remove Fey.
Embrace Priestess.
>>48309186
silly amelican pigs. chinese own you all
>>48310502
Chinese only own a giant cloud of fucking smog.
Can't even take Taiwan back.
Enjoy shit living foreigner.
>>48309985
I'm going to assume you already did try googling "squid girl doujin" and just don't feel going through all the Splatoon and Ika Musume stuff...
This whole "muh country" bullshit discussion keeps happening. Why are people so stupid. Nationalism should have died with the nazi's but common sense is not all that common unfortunatly. These kinds of discussion leed to nothing but insults because they are wholly unfactional and purely based on frustration and misplaced pride. Can we all stop with that shit and get back to OP's question?
>>48310700
Pretty much, yeah.
>>48310721
>Nationalism should have died with the nazis
Hey there college freshman! Enjoying the globalist kool-aid? It's fair and just that America pays for the rest of the world's expenses without getting anything from it, right? Because that's what your professor said, right? That Marxist who can't get a real job? Fuck off. America is the best country in the world. If you're not proud of it, you are a cuck and deserve the whipping life is going to give you for being such a cuck.
>>48310726
You did well, Ika a pure! PURE!The sauce is Squid Love!
>>48310787
>just the name
Please, I am Czech and only get a few days on internet each season. Be kind and feed with spoon, I am a poor wretch.
>>48310780
Your whole argument is literally just insulting me and saying that amercia is great, again. You do nothing but prove my point that this is just nothing but pointless insults.
Also paladin would be best waifu if not celibate.
>>48310721
>Nationalism should have died with the nazi's
People like you should have the original prototype meter bar shoved up their ass and pushed in deeper and deeper with repeated beatings from the Code Civil as they're forced to recite the 1789 Declaration of the Rights of Man and Citizen.
Once nationalism dies, so does democracy and any other form of popular government. And that's not even pointing out how ridiculous being cosmopolitan is, it merely points out that you're implicitly an Ancien Regime bootlicker.
>Inb4 "b-but I'm just a temporarily inconvenienced nobleman"
>>48310837
>and only get a few days on internet each season
How old are you?
>>48310932
You totally can have democracy without nationalism.
>>48310943
92 seasons.
>>48310837
Zadne vymluvy, jmeno mas tak hledej!
>>48310721
>Nationalism should have died with the nazi's but common sense is not all that common unfortunatly.
nationalism isn't a bad thing
extremism is, but extreme nationalism is not any worse than extreme internationalism
>These kinds of discussion leed to nothing but insults because they are wholly unfactional and purely based on frustration and misplaced pride
Like calling all nationalists nazis? Fuck off you vile little pseudo-intellectual.
>>48310968
Pray tell, how do you have a democracy without a demos? Especially in territories larger than a single city which also have universal suffrage extending to even those who do not possess land?
There's a reason why Rousseauvian egalitarianism, popular sovereignity and nationalism arose in roughly the same period.
>>48310994
>>48311035
Please fuck off to /poll/ we're here to talk about dnd waifu's.
>>48311085
>Let me make my smug and stupid little liberal comment about le bad nationalists
>W-w-wait you can't respond that's /pol/ talk! /pol/ talk!
Fuck off, the classical adventurer model encourages both libertarianism and nationalism.
Also, regardless of class, globalist waifus are shit and should be removed.
>>48295650
>/tg/ knowing more about crossbows than /k/
Remind me which board has the perpetual Arms and Armor general thread?
>>48311267
/tg/ is a strange board. It's more aware of weaponry than /k/, knows more of philosophy and history than /his/, knows more about cooking than /ck/ and is roughly on par with anime knowledge as /a/ except far less hostile.
Personally I'd say that it's only real downside is the moderation of the board, which sometimes feels arbitrary.
>>48310913
He's right though.
>>48309891
I don't get the joke, is it because Paladins are all rape victims?
>>48311307
The only reason it feels like /tg/ knows more about guns than /k/ is because the smartest /k/omrades come here for an escape from some shitty stuff in /k/.
>>48295132
Fighters.
>>48295562
/k/ here, sorry to interrupt the waifu wars, but the advantages of the crossbow don't really translate well to dnd.
First off, simple as Fuck. You can have hundreds of trained crossbowmen in a month, if you have the crossbows and bolts. Whereas the long now requires years of dedication to wield effectively.
Second, with a powerful enough crossbow, you can render all but the most expensive armor useless. I.e. 15th century Germanic and Italian plate stands a better than 50% chance to shrug off siege crossbow bolts, but anything else is getting fucked.
Third. Way quicker to build. Not necessarily cheaper, but you don't need to spend a year+ on shaping the bow, because it's made, typically, of metal.
Also, you can hold the crossbow "ready" and not be straining against the draw, so you can take your aiming. And you can leave it strung.
>>48311583
Couldnt you give it some type of accuracy bonus compared to the normal bow then?
>>48304010
Ornate hunting crossbows became wildly popular ing he 15th and 16th centuries. They were strictly for the wealthy though.
>>48311741
It would more need a fatigue factor in the bows, and an Amor penetration factor in the crossbows. I believe the crossbows are already simpke, rather than martial.
>>48311307
It's kind of boring, though, /tg/ needs to bring back tits and shitposting banter.
>>48313298
We need to have a flyting thread once in a while.
>>48311454
Does she have 8 for STR or what?
>>48313298
Cheesecake and beefcake, love talk like some people here are doing and general shot posting.
In general helps to keep the real and annoying shitpost in check.
Also I hope anon gets love from the maid girl.
>>48309151
/u/ is shit, I was an /a/non before waifus existed.
The absolute best, BEST, BEST type of waifu is the one who loves you earnestly and 100%.
But older, graceful women who has both an insane lust for you and an insane lust for battle are pretty great.
>>48311117
Shut up both you AND the globalist are /pol/ for you see ignoramous /pol/ is not republican, it's extremism of all kinds
Also hope you die from all that 50 cent oil you got from being Saudi Arabias bitch you fucking prince of Wales
>>48316632
You fickindg brother serotonin hope you die from all the sandnigger s you keep on getsbibg. Whil we drtcif like endured
>>48307497
the priestess or the princess seems like the obvious choices here. The dark elf doesn't seem too bad either. The knight is ok tier, seems nice but risky.
The drider might be something in a strictly platonic relationship
Today I will remind them.
>>48304067
Spotted the newfag.
>>48295912
Monks require high Wis and have an Pisa easy time escaping.
Try to run away in armour.
Also paladin chicks give up on a lot of their feminine charms by assuming a traditional male role which leads to lots of frustration while monks get to wear whatever clothes they want (or none at all) which removes the pressure entirely.
>>48305015
Bows are generally more energy efficient - more of the draw weight goes into projectile velocity. Arrows are stable over longer distances than bolts, due to being heavier projectiles. Bows, unlike weightier crossbows, do not require ancillary tools to span.
>>48295983
Mikos are rangers.
>>48295974
>Praise the cheongsam. Praise toned thighs.
yes.
>>48318284
>Prepares to sit down
>Everything's decent
>Sits down
>Everything's decent
>Is sitting down
>Actively goes out of her way to expose her legs all the way up to her waist
>>48295931
Yeah, about that...you may want to stay away from Goblin Slayer.
>>48305015
They have better range.
Crossbows are easier to aim with tho.
>>48309846
The OOtS forums will take you back anytime you want, newfag.
>>48306498
>one survived the hail of long range fire, guess which...
Both, usually. Even at Argencourt almost no one died as a direct result of archer fire. What did them in was the arrows killing their horses and forcing them to trudge through mud and then up a hill to fight an opponent who was waiting on them.
>>48318284
oh my god her shape is so amazing just look at her legs and the way the thickness of her thigh moves when her legs become crossed
I need to draw legs now
>>48318284
I love those dresses so much. You can go from pure and elegant to high cost whore in single movement.
>>48295599
Here in the Southern US, it's a dream come true to find a woman who has not already fucked half the town.
I'd kill to have a virgin girlfriend to cuddle with.
>>48318284
MUH
>Barely any mention of Bards in this thread
They just want to entertain you
Rolled 1 (1d4)
>>48307497
>ctrl+f
>Not a single mention of necromancy
But Dread Necromancers are best girls.
>>48323648
You have exceptional taste.
>>48324012
There truly is no more perfect class to make waifus.
You can cuddle with her while her undead horde does all the looting for you!
>>48305304she's not from anything; she doesn't die because I say so
>>48295132
Drow rogue is the best waifu. Outskirts of society cause she has to be. Has a grudge against everyone, but opens up to the hulking orc fighter protecting her and the wizard. They only become friends, however she and the human wizard become much more than that as she multiclasses as his apprentice.
>>48306776
>>48295132
Sorceresses are unquestionably the best waifus, as they are built to be waifu material.
>>48307843
I would totally go bang with chick alchemist.
>>48296034
Well it may be example of Red Sonya rule.
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